The Daily Zeitgeist - Trends of the Jungle 4/29: Taylor Swift, Bees, Trump, CBS

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

In this edition of Trends of the Jungle, Jack and special guest co-host Sofiya Alexandra discuss Taylor Swift trademarking some marketing copy, the Bee-nado in TN, a quick Trumpdate, CBS getting in tr...ouble for their Trump interview edit and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:17 Hello, the internet and welcome to this episode of Trends, Trends of the Jungle. That one courtesy of Sophia Alexandra. because she is our guest host today. Hello, Sophia. Hello, Jeff. Please to be your house again. What's good? We're also joined by super producer Brian.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Brian. Brian. Riznayen. Hello. We love Brian. The correct pronunciation of the name. We do love ourselves a little bit of Brian. And we don't even have a story about mushrooms today.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Is that the only time Brian comes on? No. Literally. I was like, wait, we talking about mushrooms again? We came on yesterday because there is a special mushroom in China that people are tripping on. You know, there's a use of tripping that's like horrible, like old people who are like, hey, man, are you tripping or what, man? Don't even.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Don't trip. You know like that? Hey, don't trip, friend. anyways, people are accidentally ingesting this mushroom. Miles says trip, by the way. No, it's fine. People can say it well. There is a way to say it badly that I encounter,
Starting point is 00:03:41 I feel like, on a regular basis. Do you mean like Whiteley? Wiles can pull it off. Went to the Stephen King School of Slaying. Yes, Stephen. No, Stephen King just like makes his own shit up. He'll like, he'll call it like vacationing instead of,
Starting point is 00:03:58 of tripping and try and put put that phrase in the mouth of like a 13 year old Gen Z person and just be like, yeah, we're all calling it vacationing now. Hey, hey, hey, cool your bazongas, Jack. You know what, though? It's better than DeLulu, which is real. DeLulu rules. I will not have this Delulu slander on this podcast. Wow, you're a Delulu fan.
Starting point is 00:04:23 I do like DeLu, but I'll never say it out loud. I will only type it because it's. efficient. Saying it out loud makes me feel bad. I feel like it's not for me to say out loud. It's like saying a swear almost. Yeah, yeah. I would never, but I do enjoy Dulhu. Like I am pansexual, but I will say bisexual because pansexual feels weird in my mouth and like not, right? Yeah, it feels like you should be playing like a little flute. Like, you know? No, it just seems like I should be like a lot more like cool and younger and non-binary. Oh really? And instead I'm like old-timey,
Starting point is 00:04:58 bisexual. They're like, we're going to phase out this model any day now. You don't feel about using DeLulu. I'm like, no, I'm not saying that. I feel like you've got the fun young energy about you. I wouldn't, I wouldn't say you're, you seem like the old analog model of anything. Sovia. That's very nice. From another old person. I'm just from. Sophia, you seem, you seem super young to me as somebody in my 40s. Should we talk about Taylor Swift? Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Always. Always yes is the answer. She is trademarking Taylor Swift. Not just the name, but... Her essence, her body, her physicality. I'm going to use some poetic license here and tell you what this story makes me feel like. It makes me feel like I'm walking on the sand, on the dune planet, just like normally having a walk. and I look over and the person next to me is doing that like sand walker like shuffle
Starting point is 00:06:02 that like keeps the worms from eating you. And it's like, oh shit. There's probably a reason they're doing that weird shit that they're doing. And it's the last thought I have before AI like steals my soul. But so she's registering like one picture of her from the Erez tour. And then the sound clips that she's registering are. hey, it's Taylor Swift, and you can listen to my new album,
Starting point is 00:06:31 The Life of a Showgirl, on demand on Amazon Music Unlimited. And hey, it's Taylor, my brand new out, like, it's just ad clips from the life of a showgirl that she's registered.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Whereas, like, when Matthew McConaughey registered his shit, did he register all right, all right, yeah, he registered all right, all right,
Starting point is 00:06:50 like the things that he's known for. But, like, Taylor Swift and her galaxy brain, brain like AI lawyer is like, no, you actually should register this very strange, very specific thing. And I'm just like, oh, that doesn't, it doesn't make
Starting point is 00:07:10 any, any sense whatsoever. What do you think that's about? Why those phrases? This is what I'm saying. Like, it's like asking me why, why they do those little foot tap walking things on the sand. I mean, do we want to speculate? Is it, is it something to do with like, okay, my first instinct, is, well, this saves her like, wait, I'm genuinely confused. Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
Starting point is 00:07:34 My only thought is that this is a phrase that literally no one else would be saying. Whereas all right, all right, all right. I just said it because I'm fucking cool and in my 40s. But like, no, but you can't think of anyone who would ever say,
Starting point is 00:07:53 hey, it's Taylor Swift. And you can listen to my new album, life of a showgirl on demand on Amazon Music Unlimited. And so that the specificity of that and the fact that it's like not even one of her good. Here's my question. I want a different way with it.
Starting point is 00:08:09 So I'm thinking like, I understand saying hi, it's Taylor Swift and this is blah, blah, blah. Because this is jackass. Exactly. Exactly. But I don't understand that Amazon part of it, right?
Starting point is 00:08:24 So like I would understand if you're Taylor Swift and you're worried that someone's going to like pretend they made music as you. Release an album with your voice or whatever a song. I'd be like, hey, it's Taylor Swift. Check out my new song. That I get. But why would you specify the Amazon thing? Why specifically do?
Starting point is 00:08:44 Is that the only way that could be leaked? That doesn't make sense to me. No, it doesn't make any sense. The person, the lawyer says, let me find their explanation. because it doesn't, I mean, it's not going to be satisfying. Like, their explanation is just like, we're doing this to protect against. And this is like a new thing. Like even the McConaughey thing was like kind of breaking new ground of a celebrity's spoken voice is a basically a new use of trademark registration that's not been tested in court before.
Starting point is 00:09:19 So we'll see eventually when, you know, AI inevitably ingests Taylor Swift's catalog. and like starts spitting it out all over the place. Yeah, and it's going to be really hard to tell the real. Well, I feel like hasn't she had some issues with AI already
Starting point is 00:09:37 of just like using her likeness? Yeah. In pornography, right? Wasn't that a thing? There was something with the election. Around the election, like her name popped up and it was,
Starting point is 00:09:49 I think it was like an endorsement that she didn't make. Yeah, that happened, but also like Trump would use her music without her permission. I'm like champion her as like white Barbie. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Yeah, he tried to claim her. That's right. And then when she was like, nah, I don't, whatever, he's like, she sucks actually. And that's when he moved over to Sydney Sweet. Of course. I love Sydney's new album, by the way.
Starting point is 00:10:16 It's, uh, yeah, that that is like an old, old, old problem of like politicians using like, songs and stuff by people that don't support them. Yeah, they always reach out, like going back to Reagan. He, like, reached out to Bruce Springsteen and was like, hey, we're going to use born in the USA, please thank you. And Bruce Brinkstein was like, get fucked. First of all, hate you. Second of all, that song is a protest.
Starting point is 00:10:45 About how fucked up the United States is. And they still used it. And they're like, what are you going to do? Sue me for what? It happens, I think, every election. that a band will come out and say or an artist, hey, I didn't say you could use that.
Starting point is 00:11:03 And nothing ever happens except for we just collect these stories. Right. Yeah, yeah. It's like, well, okay, we'll take it down. We'll take down all the media of us using that. Oh, wait, we didn't put any out. It's just news clips.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Here, let us get into our time machine and not do that. Anyways, just a weird, little moment of like the world is going in a strange direction that I can't possibly understand. Let's talk about bees, you guys.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Millions of bees. Bees! You ever seen one of my favorite early internet videos was when Oprah gave away cars. And she was like, everybody looked under your seats.
Starting point is 00:11:53 And what it actually was was like her being like, you get a car, you get a car. But instead they just cut to her going, bees and then trees start whying out everywhere. Millions of bees. Just billions and billions of bees. Yeah. Anyways, that's what this story made me think of.
Starting point is 00:12:14 That so billions, billions of bees. Very well, very nicely done, Sophia. No, please. On the head. Points. Please, I need it. I need it. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:12:25 No. No. I'm Chris Hardwick. That guy, my favorite comedian. A million bees shut down the East Tennessee Interstate 40 Highway in Knoxville when a truck carrying the bees crashed. A Tennessee Department of Transportation spokesman said, the ramp from I-40 East to Henley Street is back open, but the truck is destroyed and the bees are well buzzing. Unless you are dressed in a beekeeper's outfit, which, well, wow, your lucky day if you are, please stay. your vehicle in this area. And apparently this just keeps happening. Remember the monkey, the truck flipped and those monkeys got loose?
Starting point is 00:13:04 This is what I like about this story, is that when you're driving on the highway and you see these massive tractor trailers, I just, I always assume it's like a thing of like cardboard boxes or like, I just, my brain goes to the most boring explanation. And the truth is that inside those cars, inside those trailers, is like in one case we talked about last year, as Brian was mentioning, that one of those crash and a bunch of like demented monkeys escaped
Starting point is 00:13:37 and were like they were like plague monkeys, right? Wasn't that the thing? They were from a test. It's very 28 days later. But yeah, they were from some lab. They were transporting them to or from some lab. they might have had something.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I can't remember. It was just like wild that you had to like chase a bunch of. The police were chasing monkeys. And they kind of grew up on it too. Yeah. There was no resolution. I don't know. Imagine a fucking cop trying to outrun a monkey.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Come on, dude. I think they just started shooting, which you know is their solution. Right, right. Yeah, man. So this is a Katie Golden special who hosts a creature feature. She's a feature and helping to write and research this week. She found one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven different stories where this exact same thing happened, where trucks carrying pallets of bees crash releasing them.
Starting point is 00:14:42 A truck carrying 40,000 pounds of bees crashed. Oh my God, not even 40,000 bees? Yeah, you know you're fucked. pounds of bees. I cannot imagine how many bees that is. How many bees per pound, you guys? That's great. Gotta be,
Starting point is 00:14:58 I mean, depending on how big the bees are. Big bees. Yeah. I've never had a bee land on me and like, had my shoulder drop because it was like so heavy. So apparently a bee is 90 to 120 milligrams. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:15:14 That's so many fucking bees. Utah 2020. Like this is, Those seven crashes are all within the last 10 years. Or like, yeah, close to the last thing. So is there just one driver that like hates bees? Like what's going on at the bee factory? 15 million bees, 70,000 pounds of bees.
Starting point is 00:15:38 I like to think that one bee got loose in the cab. And the driver is just freaked out by bees for some reason, even though he's transporting millions of them. Got a B containment issue. Yeah. I like to think that that one B is the revolutionary that freed everybody. That's a, that's it. Now that's a movie.
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Starting point is 00:16:16 And I don't even have a Coles in the area. I just, I'm, Glad to have it. That's right. One of these days, you're going to do such a makeover, such a home makeover. You guys are going to flip. Let's take a quick break. We'll come back.
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Starting point is 00:20:45 And let's see here A few Trump stories He has announced That his mom wanted to fuck Prince Charles So he Prince Charles came and like Kind of ate Like he went and like gave a speech
Starting point is 00:21:02 And like really brought down the house in the white house. Did he leave any Crohn's Jack? No. He got gnom, nom,
Starting point is 00:21:09 nom, nom, gobble to bump. Everybody was, was loving it. People were like, is this guy fucking charming or what?
Starting point is 00:21:19 To the point that like Trump even laughed at one of his jokes and then came out and kind of, and went off prompter as he is want to do and said that his dead mother
Starting point is 00:21:30 thought young Prince Charles was cute and had a crush on him. his mother. Have you seen pictures of his mother? She looks just like him. She looks like him with like the craziest wig on that you've ever seen. That's where he gets it though, because the swoop is the same. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:46 That would be so funny if like people just like took their hairstyles from their mother. They're like, yeah, I feel like I could pull it off. Just showing up with that Midwestern classic mom haircut where it's all short and then you have the like crunchy bangs. Just out here like a clock lip, just Like a what? A clock clip. I thought you said clock lip. Yeah, I heard of lock lip too.
Starting point is 00:22:12 I mean, clock clip isn't upsetting, I don't know why, combination of words, but I hate it. I kind of like it. I do just want to put Donald Trump's mom wanting to fuck King Charles in the context of Donald Trump being so weird about his wife about Princess Die when she was alive. Like he would always brag that he could nail her. Like he said it before she died. According to former BBC presenter Selena Scott, which is what they call like journalists and
Starting point is 00:22:45 news anchors over there. Trump did try to date Princess Diana after her divorce from Prince Charles viewing her as the ultimate trophy wife, which is not really a fair assessment of Princess died. out with her and Charles. She's the opposite of that. Yeah, he tried to make her a trove you wife and it did not work out, but he's not dissuaded. Scott wrote in the paper the Sunday Times that Diana told her Trump gave her the creeps
Starting point is 00:23:13 and became increasingly concerned as roses and orchids kept arriving at her apartment, which is what you want your courtship to. That's the response you want from your courtship is increasingly concerned. And then after her death in a 1997 interview with Howard Stern, he claimed that he could have slept with her. And then also made a horrible joke about how because of her charity work with people with HIV that he would have made her get tested for HIV. Wow.
Starting point is 00:23:49 I'm starting to think this guy might be a bad guy. Also, though, do not like claim once I'm dead that you could have fucked me. Right. Like that's so fucking rude. I'm not there. Yeah. It's so rude. To be like, ew, I would never.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Like, that's not cool. And then that becomes like part of your story for some reason. Ew. I'm glad it didn't for Diana. But it's also like not how I don't think I've ever heard that. Someone dies and people are like, I could have, could have banked her actually. I have heard of this happen. You have?
Starting point is 00:24:21 Who says that? Also with Donald Trump? No, no, but I've heard of people like. just generally like claiming some shit happen that is dubious. Like as soon as someone's not around dead or not, it's just like, oh yeah, I fuck you know what? That's true.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Marilyn Monroe's death, like created an entire cottage industry of men being like me and Maryland. Yeah, I fucked her before she was famous. When she was a brunette, actually. Actually, I told her to go blonde. It was actually me. And I was like, I told her to change her name.
Starting point is 00:24:57 from Norma Jean. It's cleaner. Drop the, the, drop the Norma gene. Anyways. What's worse? Somebody saying that you did, that you fucked,
Starting point is 00:25:08 that they fucked you after you've died, or claiming that they could have after you've died. It is kind of funny that he's, he's on the, I could have actually, but like, even in his imagination, he didn't bother.
Starting point is 00:25:19 That's right. CBS got in trouble for editing a 60 minute interview with Kamala Harris, where I forget what it was. It was like they moved an answer around to make her sound more pro-Israel. I forget what it was. But like, you know, they were trying to do her a solid and everyone was like, what? Anyways, they just did that to Donald Trump following the attempted assassination at the
Starting point is 00:25:50 White House Correspondents Dinner. He did an interview, the one that we all talked about, where, uh, the journalist was like, he said that he was going after sick pedophiles, and he was like, I can't believe he would call me that. And the interviewer was like, oh, you think he was talking about you?
Starting point is 00:26:12 Oh, damn, okay. And then he just starts saying, I'm not a rapist, like 80 times, and the rest of the interview, you can tell he's pretty pissed off. Yeah, yeah. But, like, before that, he was all relaxed. It's not a tumor.
Starting point is 00:26:22 It's not a tumor. He did, other parts that were edited out was him saying so I've said it and I've said it numerous times and I actually, because of the position I'm in I've done quite a bit of research into the word assassination.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Terrible word. And then like starts talking about the word assassination for some reason. It's got ass in it twice. It does. That's true. He's like it's actually my favorite word, Loki. Because I like to stage them so I say it a lot.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Put two asses in this nation. you know. And both of them are his because you've seen. He's double acid. If you told me he had two acids. Like one on top of the other, you know what I mean? Mm-hmm. They're just two normal asses next to one another.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I could see. I could see either. I bet he's got long ass, you know? That was the thing in the 80s. People had really long asses. And I feel like he's the most 80s creature. Could be the genes. They didn't want to admit they had asses.
Starting point is 00:27:25 They wanted everything to just be flat back there. And then Sir Mix a lot came along and saved the world. And inflated everyone's butts with a bike's pump. I do want to read this just word for word. They emptied our prisons into our country. They emptied our prisons into our country. They have mental institutions, insane asylums into our country. And I don't know if that's controversial to,
Starting point is 00:27:55 say we have to move those people out. But it is from the standpoint, you're doing something and you're doing something that's good. Things like man playing in women's sports, I'm against it. Things like transgender for everyone. I'm against that. But transgender for some people is what I heard. Right. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:16 We're making progress. What does he think? Whenever he says transgender for everyone, I just have that quite, what does he think that is? Well, it's like when you have friends over and you come out with like a big picture of transgender, and you're like, transgender anyone? That's right. Transgender for you? May it for you some transgender?
Starting point is 00:28:36 It's the Oprah thing again. Look under your seats, everybody. Transgender for everyone. You get top surgery. You get bottom surgery. And then he also spent a lot of time just being unable to get over how attractive the Secret Service and security team was. which was my favorite part of his response to the assassination attempt other than him being like, assassination's a weird word, huh?
Starting point is 00:29:03 Was he, this is just a quote, the president in one way, I guess I should be hiding. In another way, I want to see if I can be helpful. But I did watch because I could see what was going on at that door. I also saw a lot of very strong, physically strong, really attractive law enforcement people come through those doors. And frankly, it made me feel very safe. Very, very safe. Was nobody going to get by them, question mark? That doesn't make sense as a question.
Starting point is 00:29:36 And this was at the very back of the ballroom, looking at the back of the room. Very, very, very safe. They made me feel so safe in their arms. Does he think that, like, there's an orgy after an assassination attempt with the people that saved you. I mean, people do get a little horned up after a traumatic event.
Starting point is 00:30:02 People get horny after a near-death experience. It's just funny that he was so openly horny for the Secret Service agents who came in being like, all right, we got just like screaming intermittently after having tackled a guy. This is more like getting horny after a fire drill. That where you pull, you yourself pulled the fire alarm. That's what it's like. Yeah. It's similar but different.
Starting point is 00:30:31 He's also putting an image of himself on our passports, which never happened before. He's just going to put his scowling face on... Br, it's already embarrassing enough to have an American passport now. You really don't need to make it worse. There's also America, the beautiful, annual pass to national parks that have always, when you buy them,
Starting point is 00:30:53 They have pictures of nature from the national parks. And instead, they now have a picture of his face on it, which truly dear leader, you know, authoritarian shit. It's giving Turkmenistan. Sure. It really is. So that's where we're at. Congratulations to us.
Starting point is 00:31:19 I was going to say a very Kim Jong-ilish. When you think he's going to start renaming Dave's. Oh, man. Oh, man. Can't wait to see now Rushmore in one year, you guys. It's just four faces of Trump. Thursday is now, what, like, after him, obviously, Trump Day. Right. Trump Day.
Starting point is 00:31:38 You've got Trump Day. You've got Donald J. Trump Day. You've got DJT Day. Dbag Day. That's just Sunday. Right. Big Strong. Arms-like Christmas Ham's Day.
Starting point is 00:31:51 for the secret service has to bang me day yeah he did uh talk about how the democrats like came up to him after the assassination attempt and they were saying sir great job sir could one could one of them i don't he probably have it on tape someplace one of them could i hug you a big politician on the other side he claimed that a big politician i'm not naming names because i would never but All the Democrats came up to me and said, could I, could I, I just want to kiss you, sir. When you quote him, I feel like I just did a box of width. Yes. That's what it feels like.
Starting point is 00:32:35 It really feels, I feel white-headed. People came together. Democrats did. The Democrats that truly can't stand to me were saying, sir, could I just shake your hand? I mean, I'm leaving and I'm seeing people, you know, high-level people. and they're saying, sir, great job, sir. That's what they were saying after you almost got assassinated. And also didn't almost get assassinated.
Starting point is 00:32:59 None of this makes any sense. Nope. Certainly doesn't. People don't say great job on just not dying from a thing you orchestrated. I mean, they might. Maybe they're just keeping it simple for him. Right. Great job, sir.
Starting point is 00:33:15 You did good, sir. He's not even sure what they're talking about, but he's like, thank you. May I hug you, sir? I wonder if anybody was really asking. Do you believe asking for a hug from that, the mentor? I would. With the smell. I wouldn't mind trying to hug him just to, I am now very curious what he smells like.
Starting point is 00:33:34 You know? What? I'm thinking hot dog water and farts. I definitely think it's hot dog water. Yeah, but also I bet you he like shits in his diaper and like, I don't know what that like crazy ass rash that he had on his neck is. I bet you that smells like weird scabby. smell. I don't think you should try it, Jack. No, you don't think I should try and run up to the president and give him a hug.
Starting point is 00:33:57 It's on your agenda and you're really serious about making this your spring break. And I really don't think you should. Spring break! All right. Those are some of the things that are trending on this Wednesday, April 29th. We are back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other. Be kind to yourselves. Get your vaccines while you still can get your flu shots. Don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to y'all tomorrow.
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