The Daily Zeitgeist - Viva La Trendvolucion 5/28: Trump, Enhanced Games, White House/UFC, 'The Odyssey'
Episode Date: May 28, 2026In this edition of Viva La Trendvolucion, Jack and Miles discuss something bad Trump did/said, the Enhanced Games, the White House/UFC octagon, Elon Musk being mad at 'The Odyssey' for it's lack of re...alism AKA white women and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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to this episode of
Viva la Trembulution.
Trimvolution.
Tronvolution.
How was it spelled?
Was it with the C?
Yeah, with the CIO.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Okay, Francophone.
That will incuracy of Snarfula
on the Discord.
Okay.
I fucked up.
The bad sound is my fault.
I don't have a connector.
Dude, no one's, I told you, no one's going to notice.
It sounds like you're screaming into a laptop.
In case you noticed this sounds like absolute shit,
you can blame Brian the editor.
Brian the editor said, it's going to be good.
It's going to sound better this way.
No, he did not.
He said, actually, this is really good.
Now, I fucked up.
I left the connector.
at the office when we were doing recording and
person yesterday. And I didn't even need the
damn connector yesterday. Well,
it is what it is. Someone call me, Miles.
A fool. Brian in the chat just
goes, Miles, where's your mic?
I got my mic. Dude, it's right
here. It's right here. It's right here.
Don't worry about me. Don't worry about me.
I have this thing is just.
Your boy over there.
Yeah, worry about your man's Jack with the laptop
Mike. Anyway.
Any shizel.
Shits a trendin. You're about to be.
a flying.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'm off to
I'm off to the UK, bro, in it?
Brov, in it?
Any reason in particular?
Oh, man, you know,
it's just a little bit of this,
a little bit of that.
A little bit of this.
Hey, UK Zite gang,
if you're in London.
It's a pleasure, mate.
Hey, look me up, mate.
I'll be out there.
Let's just, you know,
hit a local boozer, isn't it?
Hit a local boozer.
God.
They're slang.
For just a pub, you know, just to fucking hit the boozer.
You're like, I'm hitting a boozer later.
Public house.
Yeah, I just can't.
I'm a little fan boy.
I'm going to look like what L.A. looks like when the Rose Bowl happens,
when a bunch of out-of-towners come in with sports gear on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, hey, I'm here for Rose Bowl.
Go badgers.
Go badgers.
Oh, so, I mean, back in the heyday, it was so many Wisconsin fans, I remember.
I know, man.
I found out that
I found out my
my fake Minnesota accent
sounds like an Irish accent
on the Bob Dylan episode
but I think we were talking to on Monday
Yeah yeah yeah
No you said
Were his parents from Ireland?
Yeah
Like it's like fuck
That wasn't that wasn't good
All right
Anyways
What's trend in Miles?
Yep
Everything
Everything
Donald Trumps have you seen this guy
You heard about this guy
Dude he
So they had one of those
cabinet meetings where everyone's like, oh, I love you God.
And like, once the press got to ask him questions, like, you know, Trump was asked like,
hey, man, like, you're like fucking up the Iran war, like actively.
Like you're breaking the ceasefire.
It's like your opinion, man.
Yeah, okay.
Well, it's also like the opinion of Iran who's like, uh, how the fuck are we supposed to
make a deal with someone who doesn't, isn't consistent at any point.
Um, so he was asked like, hey, so like, I don't know.
Do you think that's, like, bad for the midterms, like, that this isn't getting solved because the gas prices are just skyrocketing?
And, you know, I always like, we've just talked about how Trump has no energy for the midterms.
Well, he just basically says it here.
Economic system is broken down.
They thought they were going to outweigh me, you know.
We'll outweigh him.
He's got the midterms.
I don't care about the midterms.
Look what happened last night.
That was the prelude to the midterms.
Okay.
What happened last night?
Was there a USC fight?
He was referring to the Republican runoff rates.
Oh, when two Republicans went against each other?
I'm pretty sure that's what he was referring to.
Because I don't know, like, again, these were all primary.
So what he's saying, because the one Republican beat the other, therefore that certain victory against another party, very strange, very strange.
By the way, his posture in this video for people who can't see it,
so everybody besides Miles and eyes,
people who are listening,
his posture,
he's got like Pope John Paul the second posture.
He's like punch, bro.
Yeah.
He looks,
he is folded over.
He looks like how,
you know,
everything evolves into a crab eventually.
He's like starting to be like,
I gotta go with my little exoskelet.
Peloton pod.
Yeah, everybody ends up looking kind of the same at the end.
Like when they get really old, it's just like, oh, yeah, we all look.
It's just funny when you look at the end of this.
Except that Ruby, their heads are just hanging.
Their heads are hanging and they're still a whole head taller than him because he's like just
head on the table.
He's doing a modern dance exercise and bring it out and now bring everything in and turn
into a ball and turn into a ball.
he's doing cat
and the cat
definitely definitely so yeah man
it means certain victory because your
maga pick like bested at the other
maga guy he didn't your fuck
his guy won last night he proved everybody
he look at what happened to the haters
last night yeah and this is why like too
like there's a new article too about saying that like
a lot of the donors are and
the fundraisers are just pissed
because with taxed in
going up against talarico they're like we're going
to dump a fuck ton of money into this race to before it would have been an afterthought in their mind if it was made corned um but either way they're like there's a lot of hand wringing from the people who throw their pennies into the mix to keep the the geopian power because it can be a big money pit yeah yeah they got they got fires on all sides you know a lot of fires to put out uh let's uh there people
are doing a presidential polling already.
Emerson College just released their first national poll on like,
you know,
if the Democratic or GOP primary were today,
who would you support?
We're not even,
we're fucking five months out from the midterms.
Yeah.
Fucking spare us.
Please.
Please.
Especially with the results that they got in here for the.
So these are all head to head?
This is like,
or this is primary.
Yeah,
this is primary.
So they're saying like,
hey,
who do you want?
Yeah, yeah. Who do you want? Okay, you're a Democrat. Who do you want?
18% Pete Buttigieg. 16% Gavin Newsom.
11% AOC. AOC. 10% Josh Shapiro.
10% Kamala Harris and 9% Andy Bashir.
I think it was smart that they did, they let Kamala Harris run without a primary.
I think that was actually good because she just after running for president,
being the
face of the Democratic Party
is polling at
10%.
She's neck at neck with
Josh Shapiro.
Yeah. Not great.
Pete Buttigieg. I'm like,
damn, like, who did they poll?
Like, boomer, liberals or something?
I don't think keep me great.
And then on the GOP side,
J.D. Vance has 36%
marker would be 35%.
So there's going to be,
it'll be interesting to see
if grandpa decides to upend the Constitution, be like, well, why shouldn't I keep it?
He's going to keep it now.
Yeah, I can't see him unless he's, his brain is so cooked that he's like, I can't even
just put me in a, put me on a boat somewhere and I'll then I'll leave.
Ron DeSantis, then it's like Ron DeSantis 5%, Nikki Haley, 5%.
Important to note that 18% were undecided for the Democratic side and then 15% were
undecided for the GOP side.
but again, this is just like asking your parents
who what they want right now.
So I'm not taking, don't, don't take any.
I'm not bringing this up to say like,
look at what we're going to have.
It's more so like, why are we talking about this?
What is this shit?
No, thank you.
Yeah.
They should be putting his name in there.
It's not like he's not going to try, you know?
I know, right.
Like, that's insane to just assume
that it's just going to be a bunch of also rands.
Yeah.
Miles, there's a, there's a big story that we had our eye on, um, called the enhanced games.
Yeah.
That, uh, I have to assume it's still coming up because so this is, yeah, this is Peter Thiel's big brainstorm, um, a bunch of other tech dudes.
We're like, we're going to do the first ever enhanced games to prove that humanity, uh, should be perfected and, uh, just piss in the face of the Pope.
exactly and his and his encyclical uh by proving that humanity is just something to uh overcome yeah exactly
you know squish when they're too weak squish beneath it you don't want to be squishable you better
enhance and optimize or else you will get squish optimize optimize my body just wake up every morning
and i click optimize on my body oh you found the switch finally yeah yeah i found the switch yeah
it's my mine's deep in my nose and i and i have to eat this
switch after. It's boogers.
So the one thing that everyone,
I'm sorry, it's, I said
mine's my penis and you,
you did something better and I'm acting
like, you went low. Oh, come on.
Oh, my, disgusting. I mean, look, no
crow's feet. You know what I mean? Check it out, bro.
It's, hey, Peter Thiel.
It can't be said about me. Brian Johnson,
hit me up. Hit me up. I got a secret.
I'm a friend to the crows.
You are a friend of the corvitz. That is true.
That's true. So, yeah, like,
colloquially, we're all calling it like the steroid Olympics.
they're like, what if you could fucking run the 100 meters but take PEDs?
What if you could swim and take PEDs?
What if you could lift weights but take you're going to shatter fucking records?
All of them.
All of them.
We all had the same thing in our mind that I'm sure they did, which was people like swimming
and leaping out of the water like dolphins.
Yeah, yeah, that's what they want to do.
And that's what's going to exactly happen if you take PEDs.
That's like the way.
Once this event finally happens, Miles, it's going to be, dude, so sick.
LeBron James will be playing into his 60s.
That's what one of the head of the thing was saying.
He's like, I want to see, like, my favorite athlete for LeBron, Djokovic,
Cristiano Ronaldo.
Imagine if these guys had access to the things that could have them younger, longer.
I'm like, this sounds like some weird slave shit when you're like,
sports team owners are like, yeah, how do I get the bodies to crank out the performances more?
But anyway, the guy who initially started it, this guy, Arondesuza, this is from,
from the SFGATE article about the games.
He said he came up with the idea of an Olympic style venture
where athletes would take steroids before they compete
when he overheard two gym bros at a Miami equinox
talk about their juicing regiments.
He secured funding from billionaire Peter Thiel
certainly after that.
Wow, sounds like a very thorough and scientific process.
Yeah, huh?
What's that?
Yeah, I'm like, I've actually got, I got some balko that I'm on
and I just got a dude hook me up with that.
What was this now?
The juicing regimen?
Great.
See, like, saw all those Republican influencers who were like, and I overheard something at a cafe.
Yeah.
Somebody said that their pronouns were meow and wolf.
And it was like, this is a good.
Overhearing stuff is actually a good way to make decisions and come up with good ideas.
Anyways, when are these games, Miles?
They already happened.
They already happened.
And they were a fucking Big L.
Rest in the New York rapper.
These games, basically, they served one main purpose, really.
It was like to get the idea and to normalize the idea that modding the human body is actually the good and right thing to do.
And, you know, the results were supposed to be the proof that doing shit Natty is for fucking losers and they will never beat the reided out freaks.
Yeah, where's all the footage of these people like sprinting and leaving a, leaving a trail of flames like the car and back to the,
the future.
Unfortunately,
they look very normal.
The one thing, though, too, is like
one of the main, because this is all marketing,
right, because Peter Thiel's in it too
and these other tech people, because if
they have an event where these freaks are just
lifting 7,000 pounds, like jumping
500 feet, then it would
kickstart a ton of investment
into medical performance drugs,
which is really what this is all for
to get more investment in this.
And anyway, I just looked at the
results and stuff in some video clip,
dude these fucking losers only broke one record and the rest the like commentators like oh that's a personal best for him they're like hold on you guys were promising like fucking sci-fi shit what is this wow a personal best like they're not even talk about that in the regular olympics they're not like and a personal bet like yeah i don't give a fuck personal best i'm not on his personal journey i don't know what his personal best yeah yeah i don't give a fuck for this guy who didn't even win a medal at the olympics
and there was also a ton of athletes who competed that were
Natty Lights who were defeating the Roid Warriors
like in their events like there was a swimmer
like Fred Curley who's like a sprinter
he just smoked the guys in the 100 meter sprint he was mad he was just like
he's like I'm here I'm here to disrespect these fucking losers and take
wow so yeah some of the athletes too was meeting they got slower
as they went through their PED cycle like they were like
I don't know. I don't think of righted out people as like particularly athletic always, you know?
I think of them as like having giant muscles that like make it hard for them to like scratch the back of their neck.
Yeah, which is crazy too, but also like for the weightlifting thing. You're like, yeah, okay, you take steroids.
You're going to be fucking throwing that shit around. This is where they are quote, of the first six athletes, all of whom are weightlifters, only one was able to successfully set a.
personal best.
Yeah.
So what the fuck?
It's a lot of pressure.
A lot of pressure.
A lot of pressure to take drugs to make you stronger.
There's no enhancing drugs. There's no enhancing drugs to take that edge off.
No.
I guess there are, but maybe those weren't the ones that they were using.
Yeah, the only record that was set was a swimming, a sprint, a 15 meter swim, which
that, like one of the ways, they weren't just enhancing with steroids.
They were also able to wear those, those.
those goose suits.
The supersuits that
like you dive in the water
and then like you're on the other side of the pool
and you don't even know what happened.
Someone's so frictionless.
You're like,
whoa,
I hit my head.
Yeah,
yeah.
So,
you know,
then there's also like,
there was a one clip of a guy who like lifted up.
Like he tried to set a personal best and he failed.
He just like got so upset,
slammed the one.
Had a little bit of royd rage on stage.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Buddy.
Um,
so the person who set.
the record with the goose suit, the swimming super suit, got $1.5 million, and they said that
they are going to pay $10 million if anybody can break Usain Bolt's record in the 100 meter.
There's already a fucking kid.
I think this kid is Australian.
Who's like about who's going to do that without.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gout, I think is his name is or Goup.
But yeah, this kid is fucking, he's 18.
Yeah.
And they're already like, bro, if this kid at 18 is doing this shit, look out.
Yeah.
I think.
So anyway, go get your money, kid.
I know.
He just does it.
He does it without.
They're like, fuck, fuck, fuck.
This kid's going to fucking win.
Yeah, so good luck to them again.
Good luck to them.
They're going.
They're going to see what it looks like next year.
Well, I mean, it's like exactly to the point that the fucking Pope,
was spitting those bars was about like again
just like AI
this is like off the same tree
which is to be like dude some people are less
because they're not optimizing
yeah
um
it's uh it's weird times
but it is fun to watch these bucks
call their fucking chest out about this event
and then cut to okay one guy broke a record
everyone else fucking sucked
they also there was also reading a lot of these athletes
they sent them to Dubai
or I think, or maybe Abu Dhabi to, like, train, like, ahead of the events to, like, get real, like, to really drill them down,
state of the art, everything to, like, really make sure these guys were, like, you know, peak condition.
And then the fucking Iran war started and all the bombings and then just fucking threw that plan off too.
So it's just a lot of dumb shit, getting dumb shit.
All their bad, dumb decisions.
Just fucking fucking fucking them up.
Stepping on rake after rake.
Yep.
Let's take a quick break.
We'll be right back.
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And the White House has a fun.
new Thunderdome
that's going up on the
front lawn. Yeah, really cool thing being
set up out there. Yeah.
The UFC fight cage
that's being set up for Trump's birthday
match.
UFC birthday match.
UFC birthday
something.
It sounds like a fucking thing, like
a 13-year-old birthday party
invite. Yeah.
It's like, come over to Trent's
fucking UFC birthday party match.
Oh, but yeah, they're setting up
of insane infrastructure.
It's just crazy to see this shit.
Like, we saw the renderings of what this sort of stage ring would look like
octagon on the, on the lawn.
But, like, now actually seeing it, you're like, what a fucking joke, man.
Yeah.
It's pretty incredible that, uh, it's, like, seeing it in person is actually worse than
the renderings made it seem.
Our writer jam said it's worse than anything.
The Independence Day aliens did.
And they blew it up.
Yeah.
I would say I saw it described by someone named
Twerk for Kirk on Twitter as America is showing itself as like a Dave and Buster's
ass country.
And that is really like it does look like the White House is being taken over as part of
the Dave and Busters thing.
Oh, yeah.
I can see like high school kids on dates, little kids running around all in our
David Buster's ass White House.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, man.
The guest list, though, huh?
They got some...
The guest list?
They've invited some interesting people.
Adam Sandler.
Is Adam Sandler, mega?
Like, not that we know of.
And so I will say, this is the guest list.
This is people who are being invited.
We don't know if they're all attending.
But we got, we got the Sandman.
We got Tom Brady, which that's not surprising.
We got the rock.
Is the rock?
I guess, I don't...
He's like, I don't.
I think he's on the side of everything's fine right now.
Right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you know, Sandler has been registered with the Republican Party in the past and performed at the RNC in 2004.
Really?
He's dabbled.
He's dabbled to San Man.
I mean, also, like, let's be real.
Like, this guy is all in for, like, Israel, too.
Like, we all saw Don't Mess with the Zohan when that came out.
And only now when people look back, they're like, oh, boy, what is this?
What is this movie that I thought was a comedy many years ago?
Um, he's also good friends with Rob Schneider, who?
Not my favorite.
Not my favorite.
Political guy.
Um, uh, Jason Statham.
Yeah, sure.
And Jared left.
What?
Why is Jared?
So funny.
It's just like, I don't know.
The grift.
My, my gravitational attraction to the grift is too strong.
He's probably like, look, man, I got a cult going, basically.
I don't know if I'm going to need some legal help down the road.
So, yeah, I'm going to, I think it's probably good to get it from the.
Game, recognize game, man.
Do you think Trump would look at Jared Leto and be so confused if he had him?
He's like, is this a man?
Is this why am I attracted to her in?
Is he a ghost?
Is he a sexy ghost?
Beautiful, beautiful man walked up to me with tears in his eyes.
It's a Mr. President.
This deep blue pools of eyes.
How old is Jared Lettel like 68 or something?
He's 54, 54.
68 is basically, yeah.
Dude, Ryan Johnson needs to be talking to Jared Leto, dude.
Whatever, whatever demonic program he's on to somehow not look 54.
Probably, yeah.
So many blood bags and just has never had any stress because he's probably just carried from place to place by a harem of people.
That area is a painting in his attic that is a terrible.
Every day.
And by that, I mean a person in his edit.
And I mean, this is something that's been going on, but Elon Musk, very mad about the Odyssey.
Let me guess.
Let me guess.
Yeah.
He just read it and was like, well, the Odyssey sucks.
This is not.
No, he's mad.
He says Christopher Nolan has abandoned the truth about a whatever.
fucking the Odyssey was supposed to be
because Lipita and Yongo
is cast as the most
beautiful woman in the world.
Ellen of Troy and Elon Musk
is like,
you can't. Nobody thinks
wait, they do.
They do? Everybody agrees with that
except to me.
She's hot.
Oh God.
What am I going to do?
Yeah, there's so, the
whole right wing
again, it was predictable. It was like,
fucking blockwork, but like just the whole
I just love, it's so
funny that the same tired logic
has applied to creative
endeavors. Like, that's like not actually
how it even like was. Oh, do you
even know what fucking Helen of Troy
looked like? Just for starters.
Yeah. Do you fucking know?
Who gives a shit? You get what the
fucking, it's like it's a character. Okay.
This isn't a fucking. Who's like born of
Zeus, I believe. It's a myth.
Yeah. No.
Oh.
Can't look like that.
Did he turn,
did he turn himself into a swan before having sex?
Yeah,
was her mama swan or Zeus turned into a swan?
I believe Zeus turned himself into a swan.
And I think she might have been born out of someone's forehead.
Yes, yes.
That's the Lita and the swan.
Seduces Lita, an Aetorian princess who became a Spartan queen.
And who's the daughter?
I don't know.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Okay, there we go.
Cool.
Yeah.
So.
obviously.
Hell yeah, man.
Dude, this should be like a gritty,
realistic reboot of
exactly how the book
looked in Elon Musk's brain
when it was summarized to him.
Brian just said, as we know,
there are no black swans.
That's right.
No such thing, actually.
So just based off of that.
So, I don't know.
Yeah, but he replied true to a post
by Matt Walsh calling
Nolan a coward.
For not, he's a coward for not giving the most beautiful woman role to a white woman.
When will white people catch a break?
Fry harder.
Cry fucking harder.
Just shut the fuck up.
Although, I mean, like, they may be vindicated if the movie isn't great.
And then they're going to, then they're going to be like, do you see what happens?
See you?
Do you see what?
I don't know, man.
Like the trailer.
I mean, I mean, was Lipita Nyago in the trailer?
I can't even remember it.
I was so just sort of like, what is this movie?
Will it be good?
No, I think it was,
I think they've kept that back as a surprise.
Or would it be my new interstellar where I'm not impressed by a Nolan trailer?
And then 10 years later,
or 12 years later,
I come back and I'm in tears on an air.
Guys.
Yeah.
I have not seen her in any of the trailers.
I'm wondering,
like I remember they showed him holding an idol.
Right, right, right.
That was, uh,
The only, like, reference to the gods, but they have started showing the monsters.
So they're, like, making it clear.
There will be a monster.
Guys, we got monsters.
Guys, there's monsters.
I don't know how they're going to be like.
And then the gods come down and they're like, hey.
Hey, the gods came down.
Yeah.
So casually, like, oh, this is.
The gods are pretty cash in the Greek mythology.
They just come around.
They're like, I don't know.
I'm kind of into her.
So I'm going to kill this guy.
Dude, I was just, I just went down the liquor store.
guess a guy from Maryland owns it because I just got two cases a Natty boat, dude.
So let's fucking go.
Exactly.
All right.
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