The Daily Zeitgeist - Viva La Trendvolucion 5/28: Trump, Enhanced Games, White House/UFC, 'The Odyssey'

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

In this edition of Viva La Trendvolucion, Jack and Miles discuss something bad Trump did/said, the Enhanced Games, the White House/UFC octagon, Elon Musk being mad at 'The Odyssey' for it's lack of re...alism AKA white women and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:43 Trimvolution. Tronvolution. How was it spelled? Was it with the C? Yeah, with the CIO. Oh, wow. Okay. Okay, Francophone.
Starting point is 00:02:53 That will incuracy of Snarfula on the Discord. Okay. I fucked up. The bad sound is my fault. I don't have a connector. Dude, no one's, I told you, no one's going to notice. It sounds like you're screaming into a laptop.
Starting point is 00:03:11 In case you noticed this sounds like absolute shit, you can blame Brian the editor. Brian the editor said, it's going to be good. It's going to sound better this way. No, he did not. He said, actually, this is really good. Now, I fucked up. I left the connector.
Starting point is 00:03:28 at the office when we were doing recording and person yesterday. And I didn't even need the damn connector yesterday. Well, it is what it is. Someone call me, Miles. A fool. Brian in the chat just goes, Miles, where's your mic? I got my mic. Dude, it's right here. It's right here. It's right here.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Don't worry about me. Don't worry about me. I have this thing is just. Your boy over there. Yeah, worry about your man's Jack with the laptop Mike. Anyway. Any shizel. Shits a trendin. You're about to be. a flying.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Yep, yep, yep. I'm off to I'm off to the UK, bro, in it? Brov, in it? Any reason in particular? Oh, man, you know, it's just a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
Starting point is 00:04:12 A little bit of this. Hey, UK Zite gang, if you're in London. It's a pleasure, mate. Hey, look me up, mate. I'll be out there. Let's just, you know, hit a local boozer, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:04:25 Hit a local boozer. God. They're slang. For just a pub, you know, just to fucking hit the boozer. You're like, I'm hitting a boozer later. Public house. Yeah, I just can't. I'm a little fan boy.
Starting point is 00:04:38 I'm going to look like what L.A. looks like when the Rose Bowl happens, when a bunch of out-of-towners come in with sports gear on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, hey, I'm here for Rose Bowl. Go badgers. Go badgers. Oh, so, I mean, back in the heyday, it was so many Wisconsin fans, I remember. I know, man.
Starting point is 00:04:57 I found out that I found out my my fake Minnesota accent sounds like an Irish accent on the Bob Dylan episode but I think we were talking to on Monday Yeah yeah yeah No you said
Starting point is 00:05:08 Were his parents from Ireland? Yeah Like it's like fuck That wasn't that wasn't good All right Anyways What's trend in Miles? Yep
Starting point is 00:05:20 Everything Everything Donald Trumps have you seen this guy You heard about this guy Dude he So they had one of those cabinet meetings where everyone's like, oh, I love you God. And like, once the press got to ask him questions, like, you know, Trump was asked like,
Starting point is 00:05:36 hey, man, like, you're like fucking up the Iran war, like actively. Like you're breaking the ceasefire. It's like your opinion, man. Yeah, okay. Well, it's also like the opinion of Iran who's like, uh, how the fuck are we supposed to make a deal with someone who doesn't, isn't consistent at any point. Um, so he was asked like, hey, so like, I don't know. Do you think that's, like, bad for the midterms, like, that this isn't getting solved because the gas prices are just skyrocketing?
Starting point is 00:06:04 And, you know, I always like, we've just talked about how Trump has no energy for the midterms. Well, he just basically says it here. Economic system is broken down. They thought they were going to outweigh me, you know. We'll outweigh him. He's got the midterms. I don't care about the midterms. Look what happened last night.
Starting point is 00:06:19 That was the prelude to the midterms. Okay. What happened last night? Was there a USC fight? He was referring to the Republican runoff rates. Oh, when two Republicans went against each other? I'm pretty sure that's what he was referring to. Because I don't know, like, again, these were all primary.
Starting point is 00:06:42 So what he's saying, because the one Republican beat the other, therefore that certain victory against another party, very strange, very strange. By the way, his posture in this video for people who can't see it, so everybody besides Miles and eyes, people who are listening, his posture, he's got like Pope John Paul the second posture. He's like punch, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:13 He looks, he is folded over. He looks like how, you know, everything evolves into a crab eventually. He's like starting to be like, I gotta go with my little exoskelet. Peloton pod.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Yeah, everybody ends up looking kind of the same at the end. Like when they get really old, it's just like, oh, yeah, we all look. It's just funny when you look at the end of this. Except that Ruby, their heads are just hanging. Their heads are hanging and they're still a whole head taller than him because he's like just head on the table. He's doing a modern dance exercise and bring it out and now bring everything in and turn into a ball and turn into a ball.
Starting point is 00:07:54 he's doing cat and the cat definitely definitely so yeah man it means certain victory because your maga pick like bested at the other maga guy he didn't your fuck his guy won last night he proved everybody he look at what happened to the haters
Starting point is 00:08:12 last night yeah and this is why like too like there's a new article too about saying that like a lot of the donors are and the fundraisers are just pissed because with taxed in going up against talarico they're like we're going to dump a fuck ton of money into this race to before it would have been an afterthought in their mind if it was made corned um but either way they're like there's a lot of hand wringing from the people who throw their pennies into the mix to keep the the geopian power because it can be a big money pit yeah yeah they got they got fires on all sides you know a lot of fires to put out uh let's uh there people are doing a presidential polling already.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Emerson College just released their first national poll on like, you know, if the Democratic or GOP primary were today, who would you support? We're not even, we're fucking five months out from the midterms. Yeah. Fucking spare us.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Please. Please. Especially with the results that they got in here for the. So these are all head to head? This is like, or this is primary. Yeah, this is primary.
Starting point is 00:09:21 So they're saying like, hey, who do you want? Yeah, yeah. Who do you want? Okay, you're a Democrat. Who do you want? 18% Pete Buttigieg. 16% Gavin Newsom. 11% AOC. AOC. 10% Josh Shapiro. 10% Kamala Harris and 9% Andy Bashir. I think it was smart that they did, they let Kamala Harris run without a primary.
Starting point is 00:09:47 I think that was actually good because she just after running for president, being the face of the Democratic Party is polling at 10%. She's neck at neck with Josh Shapiro. Yeah. Not great.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Pete Buttigieg. I'm like, damn, like, who did they poll? Like, boomer, liberals or something? I don't think keep me great. And then on the GOP side, J.D. Vance has 36% marker would be 35%. So there's going to be,
Starting point is 00:10:21 it'll be interesting to see if grandpa decides to upend the Constitution, be like, well, why shouldn't I keep it? He's going to keep it now. Yeah, I can't see him unless he's, his brain is so cooked that he's like, I can't even just put me in a, put me on a boat somewhere and I'll then I'll leave. Ron DeSantis, then it's like Ron DeSantis 5%, Nikki Haley, 5%. Important to note that 18% were undecided for the Democratic side and then 15% were undecided for the GOP side.
Starting point is 00:10:51 but again, this is just like asking your parents who what they want right now. So I'm not taking, don't, don't take any. I'm not bringing this up to say like, look at what we're going to have. It's more so like, why are we talking about this? What is this shit? No, thank you.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Yeah. They should be putting his name in there. It's not like he's not going to try, you know? I know, right. Like, that's insane to just assume that it's just going to be a bunch of also rands. Yeah. Miles, there's a, there's a big story that we had our eye on, um, called the enhanced games.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Yeah. That, uh, I have to assume it's still coming up because so this is, yeah, this is Peter Thiel's big brainstorm, um, a bunch of other tech dudes. We're like, we're going to do the first ever enhanced games to prove that humanity, uh, should be perfected and, uh, just piss in the face of the Pope. exactly and his and his encyclical uh by proving that humanity is just something to uh overcome yeah exactly you know squish when they're too weak squish beneath it you don't want to be squishable you better enhance and optimize or else you will get squish optimize optimize my body just wake up every morning and i click optimize on my body oh you found the switch finally yeah yeah i found the switch yeah it's my mine's deep in my nose and i and i have to eat this
Starting point is 00:12:20 switch after. It's boogers. So the one thing that everyone, I'm sorry, it's, I said mine's my penis and you, you did something better and I'm acting like, you went low. Oh, come on. Oh, my, disgusting. I mean, look, no crow's feet. You know what I mean? Check it out, bro.
Starting point is 00:12:37 It's, hey, Peter Thiel. It can't be said about me. Brian Johnson, hit me up. Hit me up. I got a secret. I'm a friend to the crows. You are a friend of the corvitz. That is true. That's true. So, yeah, like, colloquially, we're all calling it like the steroid Olympics. they're like, what if you could fucking run the 100 meters but take PEDs?
Starting point is 00:12:53 What if you could swim and take PEDs? What if you could lift weights but take you're going to shatter fucking records? All of them. All of them. We all had the same thing in our mind that I'm sure they did, which was people like swimming and leaping out of the water like dolphins. Yeah, yeah, that's what they want to do. And that's what's going to exactly happen if you take PEDs.
Starting point is 00:13:13 That's like the way. Once this event finally happens, Miles, it's going to be, dude, so sick. LeBron James will be playing into his 60s. That's what one of the head of the thing was saying. He's like, I want to see, like, my favorite athlete for LeBron, Djokovic, Cristiano Ronaldo. Imagine if these guys had access to the things that could have them younger, longer. I'm like, this sounds like some weird slave shit when you're like,
Starting point is 00:13:38 sports team owners are like, yeah, how do I get the bodies to crank out the performances more? But anyway, the guy who initially started it, this guy, Arondesuza, this is from, from the SFGATE article about the games. He said he came up with the idea of an Olympic style venture where athletes would take steroids before they compete when he overheard two gym bros at a Miami equinox talk about their juicing regiments. He secured funding from billionaire Peter Thiel
Starting point is 00:14:05 certainly after that. Wow, sounds like a very thorough and scientific process. Yeah, huh? What's that? Yeah, I'm like, I've actually got, I got some balko that I'm on and I just got a dude hook me up with that. What was this now? The juicing regimen?
Starting point is 00:14:18 Great. See, like, saw all those Republican influencers who were like, and I overheard something at a cafe. Yeah. Somebody said that their pronouns were meow and wolf. And it was like, this is a good. Overhearing stuff is actually a good way to make decisions and come up with good ideas. Anyways, when are these games, Miles? They already happened.
Starting point is 00:14:41 They already happened. And they were a fucking Big L. Rest in the New York rapper. These games, basically, they served one main purpose, really. It was like to get the idea and to normalize the idea that modding the human body is actually the good and right thing to do. And, you know, the results were supposed to be the proof that doing shit Natty is for fucking losers and they will never beat the reided out freaks. Yeah, where's all the footage of these people like sprinting and leaving a, leaving a trail of flames like the car and back to the, the future.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Unfortunately, they look very normal. The one thing, though, too, is like one of the main, because this is all marketing, right, because Peter Thiel's in it too and these other tech people, because if they have an event where these freaks are just lifting 7,000 pounds, like jumping
Starting point is 00:15:32 500 feet, then it would kickstart a ton of investment into medical performance drugs, which is really what this is all for to get more investment in this. And anyway, I just looked at the results and stuff in some video clip, dude these fucking losers only broke one record and the rest the like commentators like oh that's a personal best for him they're like hold on you guys were promising like fucking sci-fi shit what is this wow a personal best like they're not even talk about that in the regular olympics they're not like and a personal bet like yeah i don't give a fuck personal best i'm not on his personal journey i don't know what his personal best yeah yeah i don't give a fuck for this guy who didn't even win a medal at the olympics
Starting point is 00:16:15 and there was also a ton of athletes who competed that were Natty Lights who were defeating the Roid Warriors like in their events like there was a swimmer like Fred Curley who's like a sprinter he just smoked the guys in the 100 meter sprint he was mad he was just like he's like I'm here I'm here to disrespect these fucking losers and take wow so yeah some of the athletes too was meeting they got slower as they went through their PED cycle like they were like
Starting point is 00:16:45 I don't know. I don't think of righted out people as like particularly athletic always, you know? I think of them as like having giant muscles that like make it hard for them to like scratch the back of their neck. Yeah, which is crazy too, but also like for the weightlifting thing. You're like, yeah, okay, you take steroids. You're going to be fucking throwing that shit around. This is where they are quote, of the first six athletes, all of whom are weightlifters, only one was able to successfully set a. personal best. Yeah. So what the fuck? It's a lot of pressure.
Starting point is 00:17:21 A lot of pressure. A lot of pressure to take drugs to make you stronger. There's no enhancing drugs. There's no enhancing drugs to take that edge off. No. I guess there are, but maybe those weren't the ones that they were using. Yeah, the only record that was set was a swimming, a sprint, a 15 meter swim, which that, like one of the ways, they weren't just enhancing with steroids. They were also able to wear those, those.
Starting point is 00:17:44 those goose suits. The supersuits that like you dive in the water and then like you're on the other side of the pool and you don't even know what happened. Someone's so frictionless. You're like, whoa,
Starting point is 00:17:56 I hit my head. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, then there's also like, there was a one clip of a guy who like lifted up. Like he tried to set a personal best and he failed.
Starting point is 00:18:05 He just like got so upset, slammed the one. Had a little bit of royd rage on stage. Oh no. Yeah. Buddy. Um, so the person who set.
Starting point is 00:18:14 the record with the goose suit, the swimming super suit, got $1.5 million, and they said that they are going to pay $10 million if anybody can break Usain Bolt's record in the 100 meter. There's already a fucking kid. I think this kid is Australian. Who's like about who's going to do that without. Yeah. Yeah. Gout, I think is his name is or Goup.
Starting point is 00:18:44 But yeah, this kid is fucking, he's 18. Yeah. And they're already like, bro, if this kid at 18 is doing this shit, look out. Yeah. I think. So anyway, go get your money, kid. I know. He just does it.
Starting point is 00:18:58 He does it without. They're like, fuck, fuck, fuck. This kid's going to fucking win. Yeah, so good luck to them again. Good luck to them. They're going. They're going to see what it looks like next year. Well, I mean, it's like exactly to the point that the fucking Pope,
Starting point is 00:19:14 was spitting those bars was about like again just like AI this is like off the same tree which is to be like dude some people are less because they're not optimizing yeah um it's uh it's weird times
Starting point is 00:19:30 but it is fun to watch these bucks call their fucking chest out about this event and then cut to okay one guy broke a record everyone else fucking sucked they also there was also reading a lot of these athletes they sent them to Dubai or I think, or maybe Abu Dhabi to, like, train, like, ahead of the events to, like, get real, like, to really drill them down, state of the art, everything to, like, really make sure these guys were, like, you know, peak condition.
Starting point is 00:19:56 And then the fucking Iran war started and all the bombings and then just fucking threw that plan off too. So it's just a lot of dumb shit, getting dumb shit. All their bad, dumb decisions. Just fucking fucking fucking them up. Stepping on rake after rake. Yep. Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
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Starting point is 00:24:55 front lawn. Yeah, really cool thing being set up out there. Yeah. The UFC fight cage that's being set up for Trump's birthday match. UFC birthday match. UFC birthday something.
Starting point is 00:25:10 It sounds like a fucking thing, like a 13-year-old birthday party invite. Yeah. It's like, come over to Trent's fucking UFC birthday party match. Oh, but yeah, they're setting up of insane infrastructure. It's just crazy to see this shit.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Like, we saw the renderings of what this sort of stage ring would look like octagon on the, on the lawn. But, like, now actually seeing it, you're like, what a fucking joke, man. Yeah. It's pretty incredible that, uh, it's, like, seeing it in person is actually worse than the renderings made it seem. Our writer jam said it's worse than anything. The Independence Day aliens did.
Starting point is 00:25:52 And they blew it up. Yeah. I would say I saw it described by someone named Twerk for Kirk on Twitter as America is showing itself as like a Dave and Buster's ass country. And that is really like it does look like the White House is being taken over as part of the Dave and Busters thing. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:15 I can see like high school kids on dates, little kids running around all in our David Buster's ass White House. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. The guest list, though, huh? They got some... The guest list? They've invited some interesting people.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Adam Sandler. Is Adam Sandler, mega? Like, not that we know of. And so I will say, this is the guest list. This is people who are being invited. We don't know if they're all attending. But we got, we got the Sandman. We got Tom Brady, which that's not surprising.
Starting point is 00:26:47 We got the rock. Is the rock? I guess, I don't... He's like, I don't. I think he's on the side of everything's fine right now. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you know, Sandler has been registered with the Republican Party in the past and performed at the RNC in 2004.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Really? He's dabbled. He's dabbled to San Man. I mean, also, like, let's be real. Like, this guy is all in for, like, Israel, too. Like, we all saw Don't Mess with the Zohan when that came out. And only now when people look back, they're like, oh, boy, what is this? What is this movie that I thought was a comedy many years ago?
Starting point is 00:27:22 Um, he's also good friends with Rob Schneider, who? Not my favorite. Not my favorite. Political guy. Um, uh, Jason Statham. Yeah, sure. And Jared left. What?
Starting point is 00:27:37 Why is Jared? So funny. It's just like, I don't know. The grift. My, my gravitational attraction to the grift is too strong. He's probably like, look, man, I got a cult going, basically. I don't know if I'm going to need some legal help down the road. So, yeah, I'm going to, I think it's probably good to get it from the.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Game, recognize game, man. Do you think Trump would look at Jared Leto and be so confused if he had him? He's like, is this a man? Is this why am I attracted to her in? Is he a ghost? Is he a sexy ghost? Beautiful, beautiful man walked up to me with tears in his eyes. It's a Mr. President.
Starting point is 00:28:14 This deep blue pools of eyes. How old is Jared Lettel like 68 or something? He's 54, 54. 68 is basically, yeah. Dude, Ryan Johnson needs to be talking to Jared Leto, dude. Whatever, whatever demonic program he's on to somehow not look 54. Probably, yeah. So many blood bags and just has never had any stress because he's probably just carried from place to place by a harem of people.
Starting point is 00:28:47 That area is a painting in his attic that is a terrible. Every day. And by that, I mean a person in his edit. And I mean, this is something that's been going on, but Elon Musk, very mad about the Odyssey. Let me guess. Let me guess. Yeah. He just read it and was like, well, the Odyssey sucks.
Starting point is 00:29:13 This is not. No, he's mad. He says Christopher Nolan has abandoned the truth about a whatever. fucking the Odyssey was supposed to be because Lipita and Yongo is cast as the most beautiful woman in the world. Ellen of Troy and Elon Musk
Starting point is 00:29:32 is like, you can't. Nobody thinks wait, they do. They do? Everybody agrees with that except to me. She's hot. Oh God. What am I going to do?
Starting point is 00:29:46 Yeah, there's so, the whole right wing again, it was predictable. It was like, fucking blockwork, but like just the whole I just love, it's so funny that the same tired logic has applied to creative endeavors. Like, that's like not actually
Starting point is 00:30:02 how it even like was. Oh, do you even know what fucking Helen of Troy looked like? Just for starters. Yeah. Do you fucking know? Who gives a shit? You get what the fucking, it's like it's a character. Okay. This isn't a fucking. Who's like born of Zeus, I believe. It's a myth.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Yeah. No. Oh. Can't look like that. Did he turn, did he turn himself into a swan before having sex? Yeah, was her mama swan or Zeus turned into a swan? I believe Zeus turned himself into a swan.
Starting point is 00:30:33 And I think she might have been born out of someone's forehead. Yes, yes. That's the Lita and the swan. Seduces Lita, an Aetorian princess who became a Spartan queen. And who's the daughter? I don't know. Oh yeah, yeah. Okay, there we go.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Cool. Yeah. So. obviously. Hell yeah, man. Dude, this should be like a gritty, realistic reboot of exactly how the book
Starting point is 00:30:58 looked in Elon Musk's brain when it was summarized to him. Brian just said, as we know, there are no black swans. That's right. No such thing, actually. So just based off of that. So, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Yeah, but he replied true to a post by Matt Walsh calling Nolan a coward. For not, he's a coward for not giving the most beautiful woman role to a white woman. When will white people catch a break? Fry harder. Cry fucking harder. Just shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Although, I mean, like, they may be vindicated if the movie isn't great. And then they're going to, then they're going to be like, do you see what happens? See you? Do you see what? I don't know, man. Like the trailer. I mean, I mean, was Lipita Nyago in the trailer? I can't even remember it.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I was so just sort of like, what is this movie? Will it be good? No, I think it was, I think they've kept that back as a surprise. Or would it be my new interstellar where I'm not impressed by a Nolan trailer? And then 10 years later, or 12 years later, I come back and I'm in tears on an air.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Guys. Yeah. I have not seen her in any of the trailers. I'm wondering, like I remember they showed him holding an idol. Right, right, right. That was, uh, The only, like, reference to the gods, but they have started showing the monsters.
Starting point is 00:32:23 So they're, like, making it clear. There will be a monster. Guys, we got monsters. Guys, there's monsters. I don't know how they're going to be like. And then the gods come down and they're like, hey. Hey, the gods came down. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:37 So casually, like, oh, this is. The gods are pretty cash in the Greek mythology. They just come around. They're like, I don't know. I'm kind of into her. So I'm going to kill this guy. Dude, I was just, I just went down the liquor store. guess a guy from Maryland owns it because I just got two cases a Natty boat, dude.
Starting point is 00:32:53 So let's fucking go. Exactly. All right. Those are some of the things that are trending on this Thursday, May 28th. We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other. Be kind to yourselves. Get your vaccines.
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