The Daily Zeitgeist - War Making Line Go Down, Protect Ya Neck (cream) 03.04.26

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

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Wrist icicle, ride bicycle. Rist icicle, ride dick bicycle. Dude, you know, Tupac may have been spinning that, too. You don't know if he was chasing the dollar. He'd be like, no, that's another wave. Bar another wave. Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle. Left wrist?

I think it's actually just wrist icicle. So it could be anything. As long as your wrist is frosty. So you've added the, you've added the ready, tidy, I thought lefty-lice-ice-all, ride-dick bicycle. It's funny, but it's just wrist-icycle, ride-dick bicycle. Could replace righty-tidy-tighty lefty-lusey. In terms of how I teach my kid.

Yeah, you're watching your kid tying it, learning to tie shoes. All right, son, remember we going over this when you're tying your shoes. Left-rest icicle, ride-dick bicycle. I did it. I did it. How did that work? Boom. Nicky Minaj.

And Mr. O'Brien, where did you learn that? I don't know. Just kind of a thing I kind of stumbled on. Sorry, kids. I take out of context, Nikki Minaj lyrics and pretend that they are some kind of maxim. That old idiom. Wrist icicle, right, dick bicycle.

I think keep it left, left. See, she won't even say left. Left wrist icicle, right, right, oh, maybe left wrist. Left wrist icicle, right dick, bicycle. Right, dick. Okay, you got two dicks in the scenario. I don't know.

Or the right dick is bicycle. The right dick means bicycle. Yeah, because you ride it. You know what I mean? Hi, Lundy. Hi, guys. How are you? Hey, hey, hey.

Where have you been all my life? I love your haircut. You look so adorable. I love your hair right now. Stop it. They're both just serving. We're serving today. Honestly, good luck with everything else

smiles and Justin. There's Jack. Serving regular t-shirt. We love to see it. He's serving coffee. Pretty cool stuff. Just we love it. It's giving a t-shirt.

It's giving t-shirt and not in the Migos way. Good time. How's it going, Sophia? Good. Good. Good. So good. It's so fun.

I did that sounds so fake, though. It's so fun to see you. What? Do you hear the rumor that Jerry Seinfeld got God in Israel? Yeah, dude. He did what? In Israel? Got God.

Allegedly. It didn't happen. There's a rumor. Him and Tarantino. I'm not going to laugh because I don't think that's appropriate, but. But I'll smirk. No, it didn't happen. It didn't happen.

But I'm going to do this with my eyes and whatever you catch in there. The little twinkling era. Is it? had a twinkle. What's the deal with the twinkle in your eye? I have been raised by tire bangs. Am I smizing? Yeah. You kind of are. What's the deal with 17 year old girls being so stacked? She was blown out, bro. She was blown out. That's not even afraid. Is that just like, is that pedophile? I've never heard that. And my entire is every said. No. That is, that is, that is meant to degrade somebody saying they've blown out. With the deal with school

pick-up times being at 2.30. I have four meetings at CBS. What's going on? I can't pick her up from high school and then take her to the writer's room meeting. I don't have the time. Who wrote this? Larry, who wrote this in the script? Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle. What is this? What's going on? This is an I-Heart podcast. Ready for a different take on Formula One? Look no further than No Grip, a new podcast tackling the culture of motor racing's most coveted series. Join me, Lily Herman, as we dive into the under-explored pockets of F1, including the astrology of the current grid, the story of the sports most consequential driver strike, and plenty of other mishap scandals and sagas that have made Formula One a delightful, decadent dumpster fire for more than 75 years.

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King was the most recent one. So anyways, those episodes drop on Monday. They're a lot of fun. They have icon in the title. It's Wednesday, March 3rd. Nope. Nope. It's Wednesday, March 4th, 2026.

Hey. 3.4. What's next? five? Nope. No, you're on to it. What is it? Billions, trillions? Hold on a second. Hey, man, fuck you, all right? What's that? That's what's nice about me is I have a weird brain that can be amazed by things that other people are like, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I learned that in middle school. Are you okay? Whoa. Dude, what? Yeah, you're that mean with the black kid with the dress.

Whoa. Yeah, March 4th is National Grammar Day. All right. Get your fucking grammar right. Get your yours and yours together, bitch. Get your it's and it's together. Yeah, they're there, there, okay? And also, national pound.

Go on? Was that one Funk and Wag? No, the one that was like the grammar book, White and Buck. Never mind. I never owned that. What? What are you talking about?

But I love it for you. There's a grammar book that I think was written. Anyways, I was going to say get it out because that's when I brainstormed. Oh, okay. Okay, but do you remember what it is? Turns out no one owns it. So they can't think of that. Famer book.

Now I need to know. You're like Funkin? Funkin and Runkin? Nope. Got nothing. Famous grammar book. And they just gave me Oxford Modern English Grammar. That's obviously not the one I'm talking about.

Wow. All right, Funkin, Bunken. Well, that's completely threw off the intro. But I'm back in it because what other day is it? We said pound cake. We said grammar. And also, shout out to all my marching band people because it's marching music day. For those of us that had knew how to fucking stay in lockstep with each other and keeping our angles right,

keeping all of our horizontal lines and vertical lines and diagonals right, this goes out to you. Get your pant creases right. Get your tuba right. Got your baldric on. You know what I mean? Funk and Waggnolls. Was an American publisher known for its reference books. I think that's what my brand was trying to spit back up there.

Sorry. And I'm glad I brought it back. Yeah, dude. I love fucking wagon wheels, man. Jack, that's amazing. Funk and Waggnails. It's kind of a cool name.

Just kind of two nice words to wrap your mouth around. Funk and Waggnails. I can say that again. That's how he got that published. Mm-hmm. Owl. My name is Jack O'Brien, A. One, the only scream for you.

Two, of course you'll watch that two. Three, yo, it's plain to see that that's the one about stab three. And four, repeat screams one through three. Make a film franchisee. If ever we believe the story's done, then we'll remake scream. That one. That one, a collabo between Snarfila and New Chris. I have no idea if the one, the four being...

It's like one through three. It doesn't know. It's like one through three. I don't know about that. I do know that they were correct on the first three. But Scream 3 is plain to see the one about Stavs 3. Shout out to Snarfula. Shout out to New Chris.

And shout out to Scream 7, except in a bad way. Fuck Scream 7 because that's coming out this weekend. and that was the one where they just kept firing people for having correct opinions for being like, I think we should stop murdering innocent Palestinians. Then you don't want to be in this screen movie. I'm sorry, did you say you don't want children to die and starve to death? That's kind of against the premise of scream.

Don't call us. We don't call you. Thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Graham. Gray, aka Miles fell asleep. Miles fell asleep and Jack fell asleep. With all my time, I think I got the power to get shit done and even take a shower. Or hey, maybe a nap without a time or so I can take a nap for more than fucking hours of. Look, thank you for Typhias Locksmith.

God, damn, I feel amazing. Damn, I feel amazing. This nap. It feels so amazing. This amazing. Who else feels amazing. We were talking freestyle napping yesterday. Freestyle napping.

Amazing dismount. Dude, killed the freestyle napping. Freestyle napping, you know, and for people that know, when you don't nap with the time wrong, you know what I mean? Well, you just let it rip. You trust yourself is what it means. Just nap on the street. It doesn't matter.

Hell yeah. Right here, all good, bro. In this intersection? Watch this. Boom. Out. I'm picturing like face down. Hey, Miles.

I'm sleeping here. It's just kind of how it is sometimes. I'm just going to sleep here. I'm just going to sleep here. Miles, we're thrilled to be joined by a very talented writer, comedian, who co-hosts the great 90-day fiancé podcast, 420-day fiancé with some asshole named Miles. Welcome back to this show. My co-host, co-host, it's the hilarious and talented Sophia Alexandra! Thank you so much.

This is my favorite polychial. that I am a part of. And it's working out fabulously. Honestly, all the different needs are getting taken care of. No jealousy. The communication is fucking dope.

Yeah. And then it's like, and I get it. And like when he wants to do his little podcast with him, he can go do that. Yeah. I don't begrudging that. Yeah.

Exactly. And like, I know when we do our thing. To step in as a guest or a co-host, whatever, whatever role that they want me to play, I'm there because I'm a supportive partner. We love that.

And we love that. I'm a supportive Kuel, you guys. Thank you for killing it. Sophia, we're thrilled to have you. What's new? How have you been? You know, just killing the game, Jack, honestly. Oh, nice.

That's great. And you're not on trial for that? Not yet. Do I have that right? Yeah. I am there like, as soon as we get this P. Diddy thing knocked out, well, we'll get back to you. I was like, oh, so never? Yeah.

All right. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking about today. We're going to check him with Trump's war and just how it's going. We're going to check in with Trump's neck and why it's grossing everybody out. We're going to talk about Bill Clinton going viral for a weird little creepy smile during the Epstein deposition, all of that plenty more. But first, Sophia, we do like to ask our guest. What is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?

Okay, so you guys, did you know there are 62 different ways to tie your shoelaces? What? No, you fucking for real. What? No, it's for real, for real. We're just talking about how I used a mnemonic for teaching my kids how to tie their shoelaces. You should go to phigin.com. I'm sorry if I'm mispronouncing it.

It's this dude's E-N site. It's F-I-E-G-G-E-N.com. This fool not only has documented all the 62 ways. but he has his own one. So I'm sorry. That's fucking dope. Because I feel like we got the simplest one, which is just crossing the two loops over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, you know, like there's the straight across one that like the punk rock kids do. So it's about how you lace too. It's not just the 62 ways to tie.

I for sure. I'm not late. I meant lace. Please erase what I said. No, no, we will not. It's lace.

And we won't. Okay. Please keep it forever. I was going to call your doctor. Left for its icicle, ride dick bicycle. and then you go around the little loop. Exactly.

Yeah, yeah. So how do you, how do you tie your shoes? Like, what's the look that you're going? I do the straight across punk rock thing, but I like that there's 62 other ones, and I feel like I could relase my, like, sneakers and shit with that. Like, really interesting ones. You know what I mean?

I like how he's saying his version. He's like, this, Ian's secure shoe lace knot recommended. You're like, yeah, it's your fucking website. Ian. But isn't that adorable and so precious? It feels like it's from day one of the internet. No, he's a full-ass adult. But I think, like, isn't it adorable?

It's like early internet. Someone's just like. This feels, yeah, this feels like a fucking geo-cities or like Angel Fire website. Look at him. This man loves shoelaces. Good day. Oh, good day. He's Australia.

Miles, do the accent. I love it, mate. Ian Figgin here. Also known as Professor Shulace. I'm a real human living in Melbourne, Australia. That's her shoe lace. This website has. There's no AI content.

It's all built with H.I. Miles, I don't know how that's... I don't know how that's possible. Looking at this website, knowing what the content is, I don't know how he did it without AI, to be honest with you.

There's no way there's going on it. I believe it. Tell me that that man is not so precious. Welcome to Ian's Shulay site made by one human for all humans. For listeners, it is like a word doc. Like you could have designed this in a word dock. You would have to go to it.

It's so fucking pure. Like, I don't know. The internet is no longer pure. But this man, come on. Oh, mate, today's photo. It's so good. Because it's today's peak from the archives. This man knows how a fucking power clash, okay?

Wow. This is a wild style. Check it red and white converse all stars with yellow trim lice with yellow train track Lacing. Austria's foreign minister, Ursula Plasnick, with trendy shoes and lacing. Oh my God. He's like spotting celebs. Yeah.

You know, in, I guess in politics. That would be such a great. Solebs with fucking shoe patterns that are dope. I love him. First of all, calling yourself Professor Shoe Laces is so funny. Your Professor Shoe Lace, but also to be able to walk down the street and just look at everybody's shoes and be like, yeah, that's me. Yeah, that's my work.

Oh, yeah, that's my, that's my equality. Always nice to meet a fan. Yeah. That is not the accent, as everyone knows. Wow, this is crazy. He said that, okay, so he said, uh, during Australia's marriage equality debate, Puma engaged me to create the equality knot, then sent a film crew to shoot this content piece video.

This guy is like, this guy created a fucking knot for, for fucking marriage equality. Oh, wow. That's the most precious thing. Can we just give him all of the traffic? Yeah. Everybody, just please. Ian Fagan. Yeah, please don't be a lace,

the fucking milkshaker, shoelace duck, whatever we're calling it now. Oh, my God. Yeah. I literally can't handle that. About Ian, what are you about,

mate? What are you about, exactly? I'm 62 years old and I currently live in Melbourne with my partner of 30 plus years, Inge. All right, mate.

I'm really shocked that he is straight. Oh, he was, his parents are Dutch. I was born in Wellington, New Zealand, and he had lived in Australia since the age of one year old. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm somewhat artistic, but more technical.

Okay. Anyway, anyway. Autistic or artistic because both work. Art. Art. Okay. Art. I'm just saying this.

Yeah. Yeah. As a neurodivergent that will go. A bit of a shoelace artist. Yeah. Yeah. I could definitely see myself. Also a bit of a shoelace, shoelace artist.

Oh. Pretty much. What is, Sophia, something that you think is. underrated. Um, okay, so I just learned about the word

horfrost. Do you guys know about that? Is this, no. I thought it was W-H-O-R-E Frost, which is what got me interested. I have a,

my mind is in the gut it. Yes, but it's, it's H-O-A-R, and it derives from like an old English word for like how gray and white old people beards look.

Listen to the definite, definition of horfrost. I'm so sorry, you need to know this. Hore frost. Deposit of ice crystals on objects exposed to the free air, such as grass blades, tree branches, or leaves. It is formed by direct condensation of water vapor to ice at temperatures below freezing and occurs when air is brought to its frost point by cooling. Okay. So if you look at branches... Sounds like it was named by some rougher, jealous frost. Yeah. Jack? You think you're so great. Is it Jack Frost? Jack?

But Horfrost. And you've talked about my favorite movie. And you got to look at it. It's so pretty. A kid I went to elementary school was in that movie. Really? Yeah, he was one of the like snowboarder pieces of shit bully kids. Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, hold on. We got a chat from Catherine. In the Midwest, we also call it Pogo Nip. Pogo Nip. Can you explain my car, please? Pogo Nip. That's just how my dad always called it. When he was called Horfrost, but he would say Pogo.

He's like, oh, look at that PogoNip. He might have just made that up because he thought that Hor Frost was like spelled to the other way. Yeah, exactly. He's like, I'm going to protect my child. I'd rather call it Pogo nipples. Or it's Paganip is how, I guess the, oh, yeah, this is a thing. Also called it rhyme ice.

Well, look how pretty it is. Am I? It is very pretty. It's so pretty. It's just, yeah, it's the frost. So it is underrated. So now, I mean, if you need to have something beautiful to look at, Horfrost, is it?

Yeah. Or your friend's grizzled beer, like, oh, this shit looks like Horfrost. What is how you mean? I feel like I know what it is. It says, it's like old person hairy, like old person white and gray, because I looked it up. Oh, yeah, grayish white. Like Robert Ori? Like Robert Ori.

Yeah. And I did learn that when we interviewed him for our, he's our best friend. RIP NBA show is. You don't pronounce it. Horrie. I said, hi, Robert Horry. He said, no, no. No, thank you.

He's like, you want me to go? And he said, no, sir. No, no, no, no, no. Never. No big shot, Bob. No big shot, Robert. Yeah, my best friend, Robert. I'll say it all the time, dude.

Yeah, we were fucking, I don't know. We're kicking with Vince Carter, bro. That's like another thing. Bro, okay. This is like when you went to Italy. Please stop, Miles. You cannot keep being this unbearable, bro. I'll stop.

I'll stop. I'll stop. But, you know, there is just. Something of going there. It's just Anyway, sorry. Anyway, anyway, what is something you think is overrated? Sophia?

I think that I don't have an overrated. Wow, really caught your ass off. Sorry. That was very evident. Well, no, like, I consciously wrote several overrated. underrated because I was like that's more like where I'm at currently than overrated so yeah you're not graded so you're not rated present your present your underrated as an overrated as to not yeah we'll show you how to do that because we do it every Monday morning

okay yeah please um invert this from what I and it initially intended okay I'm going to say it then you pervert it however you need to yeah I really love yeah I know that about you mothers hashtag um I Fathers. Look, you become says the second That's how Miles and I identify. Father of daughter,

father of son, a husband to woman. As a husband to a woman, bro? As a father to a boy. What? Okay. What is this take going to be? It's going to be bad.

It's going to be so smart. That's going to be a bad take. It's going to be so smart. Okay, so I love the Subredit Museum. Just people posting fucking paintings. that have been done at any time and not just paintings, but art. And then you're just out here learning.

And it's so nice. So overrated would be the take that everything on Reddit sucks. Oh my God, perfect. How would you do it, Miles? As a fellow overrated, underrated, inverter artist, I'm just curious. Yeah, I think that's the most elegant way to approach that. I guess they take that 95% of the stuff on Reddit is garbage. But if you wanted to be a real hater, you could do real museums or bullshit.

Going to real museums suck. Okay, Jack, that's all you. Go to R slash museum. That's what's overrated because you can just go to R slash museum and see. It's sick, dude. Everything's there with info. Honestly, at first, it was beautiful and noble, and then you guys perverted it an extra. And that's really, Jack, honestly.

I have to go there and deal with this fucking security guard sleeping in his chair. He's never been to a museum. He's only seen heist movies. Sleeping in his chair. And then I have to cartwheel through laser beams. These are really great pictures in R slash museum. I know, aren't they? And also, I save them.

So then later when I want to go to my own little museum, I just click on saved. And then I'm like, oh, I like everything I've seen so far. Isn't it so nice? Yeah, I'm curating my own little museum and my Reddit saves. Oh, I went to it. Nope, I went to the wrong website. Oops, whoops. Why is it always that you go to like our museum porn and no one even told you to type that in after it?

I just, I like to put porn after everything just to see what comes up. Soccer porn. Tragedy porn. Microwave porn. Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff. You never know. Big potato porn. I'm like, I don't, Miles is lonely, I think.

baked potato for it. Yikes. Big potatoes can be really hot. Did you? Oh yeah. These are, I'd hang these up my house.

People talking about the horniness of our spam ad reads and the, and people are like, why are they so horny? That reads as horny. Wait, which one is the horny one?

It's so rote, I feel like. Which one is the horny one? We were doing a straight up. We did it like a spanish. the end of a record, which we always, like, we don't eat while we're recording. And yeah, there's been some comments where people are like, are they okay? You guys get a fucking room.

You and spam, get a room. Don't worry. We did. Yeah. Justin said a lot of talking the discord about this. When I had my love and sex podcast, we were always recording ads for like sex shit. And then you would have to just keep trying to make it interesting and different every time. So just at one point, I.

I disassociate and I just kept yelling, it's French about the product because it was French. It's like, I don't have anything else to say. I'm like, it's French. So, yeah, sometimes the spam really gets you down. Yeah. Or it gets you sexy, whatever your situation is. This was an ad for actual spam, the product spam that we were horny for. Yeah.

Did you guys talk about spam with Subis? Yeah. Oh, a little bit, you know, a little bit. I love. Okay, that's kind of the main selling point. Oh, that's what I love. I mean, yeah. I mean, we can't chop it off and put it in a fucking eggs and shit like that for sure.

No, yeah. For me, it's Musa B gang all day. All day. You're welcome the people of spam for that extra bit of advertising. Hey, we can do it hornier for the people of Hormel. We can get hornier if you just want to drop some more money. If you want to hear me talk about how hot and steamy and stuff. Salty and sweet, a spam with soupies.

I won't do it. The way it just slides out that can, like, you know, and it just like, you can do a little crispy little crust. You get it hot on the pan. You know what I mean? Like when a cloud gets pink eye or something. Miles, stop it. Oh, sorry.

Stop. Why are you ruining my spam sponsorship, you asshole? I have a real bad idea of how, what, this is. I don't know how to make things sound. I don't know how to make things sound appetizing. I think it's something. Yeah, Miles was talking about how, like, you know, how good bread is really soft on the inside and crusty on the outside?

Yeah. And his description of it was if you, if a cloud, a cloud got pink eye. Yeah. Because pink eyes like crusts up your eye. Yeah. Yeah. Miles. That's not good. I'm working on it.

I'm taking classes. I'm sorry. You're like, I'm sorry. In our podcast, you were a spread king. And you know how to talk about spreads in a delicious way. You come over here. you're giving Jack your leftover thoughts like this. Yeah, I know.

This is embarrassing. No, I don't even know. I think. Exactly. It's not what it is. It's what I really think. It's a good on pink eye. You are.

I'm getting cucked so hard on this episode. You really are. And like, damn, Jack, you don't deserve that. My counterpart in the polycule is like, you are not getting Jack enough energy. It's actually making me say.

Oh, no. I didn't know. I'm going to be real. You're acting like you're polysaturated Miles, but actually you're fully neglecting miles. He's dry out here. So sorry. So sorry.

Anyway, spam, hit me at the Sophia on Instagram. I will eat the fuck out of your product. No. Honestly, I'm doing it secretly without anybody paying me. So. Secretly. Secretly. Without anyone paying me.

And I made it. And I will deny it in public. No. What are you talking about? So, you know, some of these empty spam cans in your garbage, I don't fucking know. Just stop talking about it. I don't know. Putting those in there.

I just slap you on the mouth and I'm like, we don't talk about that in my house. Shut your damn mouth. I don't know who put that shit there. I'm sick of asking people asking me about it. Spam, I would never be ashamed of you. I love you. We love you, spam. Bye.

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opened its vault of secrets. Listen to the Sixth Bureau on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. We're back. And what a silly first act to then go into an episode where we are talking about. War. Illegal war being

immoral war. The Trump administration. Yeah. I mean, I think this is going to be a thing we'll keep doing like trends yesterday. It was like, hey, how's your war going, dipshit? Yeah, yeah. Hey, how's that going? And now today, hey, how's that war going, genius? It's all fucking bad. You know,

it's all bad. Trump lied. Again, I think the reason I'm bringing it up today is because on the way to lying his ass off to get into office the second time, he was, you know, said he's, I'm going to do some about gas prices, the economy, no new wars. So what do we get this?

What do we get this month? New wars, soaring gas prices, and economy line go down. A lot the way down. Yeah, fuel prices surged by an average of 12 cents a gallon. It's the largest single day increase in three years. The Dow is currently at 48,000 points, which crashed 1,100 points. That was doing Pam Bondi, who was saying the Dow was at 50,000. in terms of her Epstein deflection, for those who have that reference.

And yeah, right now the index is on track for its biggest one-day decline since April of last year when markets were, quote, convulsing after President Trump imposed broad tariffs on U.S. imports. Illegal. Also illegal. Doesn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't stop doing illegal shit. Yeah. I just wanted to say that, like, this is very much, like, a classic case of using, like, the buzzwords that get people excited who don't actually follow politics when they're.

they're like getting elected, it's like gas prices, family. You know what I mean? Like kitchen table issues. Yeah, exactly. Just shouting words that people are just going to fucking react to. All free everything. All free everything. Just like, all free everything.

And I alone can fix it. He's right. I love everything about it. It's like, you know, when someone's like, yeah, no, like my love language is like, whatever your long language is like, is it? It's that. Also, did you say long language? Long language.

What would you say? My love language is actually a lung language. Yeah. Just give me all of your breath and life. We'll suck it out of you. Suck the air out of your lungs. But yeah, shout out to the straight of Hormuz being shut down. The thing that connects the person golf to the open sea.

Because that's a huge part of it. And like, you know, Jack mentioned on the trending episode, this is all part of the plan to put maximum pressure back on the U.S. and the idiots who are aligned with the U.S. to be like, what, this is, this is going to be all bad

for fucking everyone. But this is what I don't want you to do. Why are you doing the thing I don't want you to do? You're supposed to give up right away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So the whole thing is a mess. There's a new piece in the New York Times that shows like the entire thought process

behind all of this was the most Trumpy shit ever. Like he couldn't decide if you wanted a deal or launch an attack. He's also just been lying his ass off constantly. as he tries to explain why this is justified. Because, again, either one of his options still relied on a narrative that he was going to put to the public about imminent threats that his own Pentagon said were simply not there. He's like, well, they were going to attack U.S. bases. So we had to, we had to do a preemptive strike. He's like, we didn't have any information about that.

He's trying to George W. Bush this. Yeah, but skipping every step. But like retroactively. Yeah. You know, after the attack, we're like, well, you. You guys should have seen what they were going to do. Everything has been about speed running the biggest blunders in history every fucking time. That's right.

And like, you know, you don't have the benefit like George Bush did of a 9-11. That shocked the entire world. I'm sorry. I want them to put this on your fucking tombstone. You didn't have the benefit of a 9-11. Because it's true. I'm just purely in the cynical terms of how it's rolled out. That's what the Trump administration is like having.

Oh my God, well, this lucky asshole had 9-11. He got a 9-11. Think about the racist shit we could get a- Think about the racist stuff we could get away with if we got our own 9-11. It would be fucking amazing. Who could we say to do a new 9-11? And you know. Oh, the C-I-N?

Yeah, yeah, right, exactly. But yeah, this, with not having like a big terrorist attack that could suddenly make people be like, well, who done something? And who do we fucking fuck up because of this? You don't have that. And you're also, he didn't even do like the, fucking steady drumbeat of lies that George Bush did to get a rhythm going in the press of like, oh, they got what?

Oh, they did this, even though it was all bullshit, that there was a whole process of manufacturing consent that like, again, Trump is just like, I don't know, guys. I heard they meddled in the 20. He also said something about the 2020. He always, any country he attacks, like, I heard something about the 2020 election. Maybe not. I don't know. And it's just not, not working out.

and now a lot of like the pundits on the right, they're starting to get a little bit louder and a little more uneasy. A little bit louder now. I've checked in with Chowder. But for example, former Trump campaign deputy communications director and Disney Child Star Caroline Sunshine, real fucking name.

That sentence says everything you need to know about the United States. Yeah, exactly. Right. Just and the name, it just feels like it couldn't have been written better. Like such a dumb hallucination we're all living in. No, this is a legitimate human being named Caroline Sunshine. She was on Fox being like, guys, I don't know what this, like, what are they selling to us? If nothing makes sense here.

Another regime changed war that the American people rejected and did not go for. If they wanted that, they would not have voted for Donald Trump as many times as they have and put him in the Oval Office. Iran is a country that is four times the size of Afghanistan. It has a decentralized fighting force that is much more complex and widespread than Afghanistan. And I think the administration going forward needs to be very clear with the American people about what its objectives and timelines are. Six months ago, the American people were told that we use B2 bunker buster bombs. She just keeps going and picking apart everything. She's like, then they said they destroyed the nuclear capabilities of Iran.

And they said anything that was to the contrary was fake news, but now they've done it again. And just kind of like walking through the absurdity. Good to see Zyte gang getting on Fox News, you know? Who's this person? You know what the fuck this is? She just Trojan horse them. She came out here looking Fox News. She does what Fox News is.

She has the blonde hair. She has the blue eyes. She's got the blowout. She's got the red dress that is like asymmetrical with the little one sleeve because you're like, oh my God, is she maybe going to fuck me? That's what that means. That's what that dress. To Fox viewers, that is what it means.

It's like, ooh, she's spicy. So she's out here looking like that and then coming through and being like, actually, bitch, here's some facts. And I love that. Yeah, I mean, she's probably terrible. I will not look at her further. Former Trump campaign deputy comms director. Yeah, well, she went, she used to work. I'm not saying she used to work for Kevin McCarthy before that.

I'm just looking at her Wikipedia. Yeah. I was just looking at her. She was also worked for Vivek, Ramoswamy. Yeah. You know, she's just going around. Although she did go to Claremont, like Claremont McKenna, which, I mean, they do churn out some like Uber conservative, like from their polyside department, depending on, you know, but both sides. Her activism section on our Wikipedia is great.

In February 2011, Sunshine became the spokesmodel for the teen fragrance, teen fragrance puppy love for girls with a Z. puppy love fragrances is committed to helping homeless dogs and puppies with a portion of all proceeds of the perfume going to local animal shelters. Oh, wow. That's like when you like scramble a bunch of like, you know, unnecessary white woman activities in like a bowl and you just pick it out. And it's like, uh, it's jewelry for cats who are lactating. They're like, what? Uh-huh, uh-huh. With crystals.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, but don't worry, a portion of the proceeds goes to cats that never lactate. So don't worry about it. That is also somebody who, that is also somebody who's never done anything charitable in their life being like, oh, shit, I have to come up with something charitable. Okay, that one company that I modeled for, for a minute gave their, gave some of their money to homeless pets. I'm here to make sure that turtles have the right to choose. Right. Please buy the bedazzled jewels I put on their buttholes so you don't see them when they do.

I believe turtle life begins at conception. Yeah. And also 1% of all that proceeds is going to go to the turtles. She's out there protecting like turtle eggs on the beach because she's so pro-life about it. Just sit on them for no reason, just crushing them. I am their mother. Even Matt Walsh of what is a. woman fame has had. He said, I can't, this is from his Twitter post.

Walsh. Quote, I can't take the gas sliding guys. I really can't. Conservatives are now running around saying Iran has been waging war on us for 47 years. Okay, then why didn't any of you call for an attack on Iran at any point until now? Why don't you make a case for Trump, quote, ending the war, not starting it until precisely the moment when Trump did it? You and I both know that you are latching on to a talking point you never used until 45 seconds ago. You and I both know that almost every conservative influencer in the business was opposed to war with Iran until just now.

And now you're trying to use justifications that stretch back decades. It doesn't make any sense. If you changed your mind, fine. Say so. Explain why. You're allowed to change your mind. I've changed my mind about things. But don't try to rewrite history. Be honest about it. There's too much at stake to play these games. I mean, like, Charlie Kirk was always being like, dude,

there's no fucking way we need to go to like war with Iran. There was, that that was like a take. Do you see what we've lost? Do you see what we lost? Yeah, exactly. RIP is always. Yeah. But when he says this, I'm curious, right? Because Matt Walsh is just despicable with it.

That he's suddenly like finding his convictions here. Again, I don't know if it's more like the Tucker Carlson thing because he just, he wants to really say something about Israel and isn't. And it's trying to be like, oh, what are we doing? Wink, wink, wink, wink, wink. Wait, why won't he say something about Israel? Well, I think because he doesn't want to be so overt with his anti-Semitism. Like Tucker Carlson, like, whenever his, his opposition to us backing Israel is purely based on his, like, hatred of Jewish people. You know what I mean?

So it's not, it's not really about policy. He opposes, yeah, yeah. He's opposing us helping the state of Israel because of his own, you know, biases, his prejudices. But like with Matt Wash. It's like the same way where the evangelicals are like really pro Israel just because they're like, well, that's how the world ends and we have to do all this. Yeah, everyone has their own. version of how they view Israel and how it's beneficial or a net negative to America. Yeah, to their situation. Like, but with with these people, because a lot of people are just

being a little more like, what the fuck? I don't know if they're waking up. I'm also curious. Were they doing Kevin Sorbo improv? Oh, what the fuck? Yeah. I'm wondering too, like since the Russia like covert money thing was exposed like a little over like a year and a half ago, if like is the right wing grift golden age starting to come to an. end? You know, like, is it, is there as much money being that they were all funded by Russia? They were funding a bunch of people like to be propagandists. Like, I'm wondering, is the money drying up for the people who've been sitting pretty financially for talking all this shit that suddenly it's like, like, you know what I mean? Like, if they feel like,

dude, our shit's like starting to dry up a little bit. Like, well, yeah. And also, this feels like a version of mega that is not going to be profitable to them in a lot. cases maybe it's like just a little too volatile and chaotic for them yeah i'd imagine it's probably just a broken racist clock being right yeah that's exactly what i was going to say yeah i don't think it's it's because of his convictions but i am i'm always so curious like figure out like what what like for marjorie taylor green or other people it's like are you seeing something or like this isn't going to be long term profitable for me sure you know because i wonder if this is a case of like the pendulum swinging, you know, where it's like now it's been so right wing for so long that it's

going to start swinging the other way. And like, the one thing we know about grifters, they don't fucking give a fuck what side it is. Yeah, but it's going to be hard. It's going to be hard. Are they trying to be like, oh, I'm feeling something in the wind. It's a change and I'm like pivoting because I don't think anyone's convictions are fucking being so funny to see these assholes try and be like, and now I'm on the left. Right. Get the fuck out of here, dude. Lillifair is sponsored by Matt Walsh. Yeah, yeah, right, exactly. And I've learned what a woman is, actually.

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opened its fault of secrets. Listen to the Sixth Bureau on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. Netball, sucker. Donald Trump is basically the villain from men in black. Like each day his body seems to be festering in like new, grotesquely alarming ways and the White House just pretends nothing's happening.

But yeah, he's giving Edgar vibes. Yeah. Edgar, your face is falling off your body. Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones. Yeah. Then he pulled his whole skull back. I just get picturing death becomes her. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm like just chunks of him are going to just start falling off in a way that's not going to be like recoverable. Yeah. And again, I'm not praying for that, but I'm not. But I'm not going to be shocked if I see it. Yeah. Everybody is like, get a little smize out of it. Everybody on this podcast is praying for our president. Okay, first of all, we just want to be clear about that.

Yeah. Stop it. Not while I'm drinking tea. There is the, you know, some people have said that, you know, the only way out of this is, one of the few ways that we could see out of this is if something, you know, health-wise, health-related. Blood clot. And that's not something.

We pray for our president every day. I'm not going to tell you what I'm praying for. And when I pray, I do this. We got to pray. Pray. Pray. We got to pray. Just to make it to date.

He recently attended a Medal of Honor ceremony, and he was bestowing soldiers with what I have to think were meant to be medals, but ended up looking like college. for some reason, they just, like, sized them too small. Because, like, one of the generals just has it like a choker around his big, big old neck. I support my choker. I do kind of love this. Like, I think this is a funny bit if it was done intentionally.

He's like, I just saw it. These guys look so stupid. I just watched the craft, and I got a new idea for aesthetics. Chokers are always a yes. Can you just show me a photo of that real quick? because I would really like to see that. It's very BDSM coded. Yeah, right there.

Oh my God. You would think that the guy that has like 47 chins would know to leave a little slack on the metals. Right. Yeah, I was going to hang this over here. That's not even, you can't, that's not, there's no hanging there.

It's fully hugging the shit out of his neck. Oh, here, this is this is the clip of when he actually puts it on. And he has like a fucking like, uh, what was, what was, what was Ghal? He was Ghal him before he was Ghal Smigel. He has a smigle moment where he's like looking at the ring of power. Like he's looking at this medal of honor. I want to give it away. He's like, give me that.

It's really stupid. This is him putting it on. He's like, oh my God. You're so right. He's so sad. Pat on the back. Pat on the back. How do I do this?

Also, I'm so sorry. Like, this is very much like a. pretty woman moment or something. Yeah. This is what it would be like if Trump is your barber. He's like, okay, get in the chair. It's like really intimate putting a choker on another man. And I want that acknowledged.

That's why is it so small? He looks like he's about to fall asleep. He's like, what the fuck? You're killing me. It's shit. It's like they couldn't spring for an extra six inches of ribbon. Yeah. So the main takeaway.

It's the cold McDonald's, you know, congratulations of medals. Sure. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Well, welcome. Here are a bunch of hamburgers that have been outside of a McDonald's for three and a half hours. Yeah. Enjoy. So the main people's main takeaway from this metal ceremony was that Donald Trump seems to have a large scabby rash on the right side of his neck, like behind his ear. Like he's falling up. Like a demon gave him a hickey. Yes. Like he is in a horror movie and it's like taking over his behind. And it's just like, oh, Jesus. Hiding a zombie bite.

It's like if you took butcher paper, you know, the transparent paper, you just like squished a bunch of grape jelly under it. Right, right. And that's what it looks like. Yeah. Just threw it on the neck. Yeah, threw it on the neck and you were done. That's what that shit looks like. And I'm like, whoever is doing his foundation hates him because like already that shit is bad.

But then you just specifically deliberately don't cover this part. Like behind the ear, I'm like, bro, you got to blend. that shit with the neck. Like, that's number one. So I'm hoping whoever's doing his neck makeup, you know, is not on his side. They did tell us that his hand bruising was from shaking hands all the time. So this must just be from like neck play. Like he's like kind of doing choking stuff. He's engaging in light ear play. Okay. It's like Eskimo kisses, but with ears. He puts his next to. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm not going to lie. I'm fucking around with. with autoerotic asphyxiation folks.

It's a little dangerous at my age, but, you know, the thrill, it's just gone. It's gone. Dr. Sean P. Barbabella. Barba Bella is such a fake-ass name. Fake-ass name, and it's going to get even faker. Suggested that Trump is merely using a very common cream on the right side of his neck,

which is a preventative skin treatment prescribed by the White House doctor that eats your flesh alive? I don't know. Like, why, how would this be? a preventative cream. His neck looks like he has a zombie bite on it. There's no such thing as like a preventative cream. You can have like a moisturizing cream or like a cortisone cream that's like doing stuff for you. But there's no like I'm going to put this on so I don't have, you know, this is the thing you would prevent. You know what I mean? It's not working.

Yeah. It's not working already. It doesn't make sense. like sunscreen or something. Right. Sunscreen is a preventative thing. Good, Miles. That's what I'm saying. That's really good. That's what I'm good.

Yeah, yeah. And the thing that you're aging, vitamin E or something. That, moisturizer, anything. And the thing you're trying to prevent with sunscreen is a fucking horrible sunburn that looks like this. Yeah.

But instead they're like, no, that's actually what the preventative cream looks like. For some reason, they made it like that. That's actually what it's supposed to look like. So this actually. This actually means he's healthy. Oh, okay. So what's the condition?

Also, so. Just like being too fucking dope, I guess. Like sometimes it just expresses itself behind the ear. So people checked in with, you know, medical experts. And they were like, we don't know of a common cream that causes anything that looks like you are turning into a zombie. A zombie. Like you're secretly ghost writer or something. A ghost writer.

second of all, President Trump, the statement it would seem to have not been written by Dr. Barbabella. Like the premise of the statement was like, this is a statement from Dr. Barbella,

who is the White House doctor. However, it refers to the White House doctor. I'm sorry. Like, that's not a person. It refers to the White House doctor in, like, so he's the third person. President Trump is using a very common cream

on the right side of his neck, which is a preventative. skin treatment prescribed by the White House doctor. The president is using this treatment for one week and the redness is expected to last for a few weeks. Dr. Sean Barbella, the White House doctor. Signed. Yeah. Huh?

Yeah. It's also very interesting that he, they refused to actually like what, what, what, so what's the deal? What's the neck thing then? They have literally never told us that any of his health conditions are. I think the only time. Everybody knows that. The only time they copped to it was probably the chronic venous insufficiency thing about his ankle, his leg swelling.

That's like the one time they've been like, here is a diagnosis for that. The person who released that statement got fired. But he was like clearly Gregendent the entire time. And I think that's like libel. You have to acknowledge that. If you say insufficiency, your ass is getting fired. Right. Is it the say that it's over sufficiency.

Yeah. My veins are actually too wide and strong. They're like. Too much good. Chronic Venus chatting, basically. Oh, okay. Speaking of chatting, Bill Clinton, the videos of Bill and Hillary Clinton's Epstein depositions were released on Monday.

And Bill Clinton just, like, seemed to be having a blast in there. Yeah. Yeah, my dog loves the spotlight. He's just out here winking, fucking grinning. I mean, like, I thought I saw him twerk a little bit after one of the stuff. statements. What's happening, Bill? Yeah. Shifts. Some people shift uncomfortably in their chair. He shifts very comfortably on his chair. He did recall that Trump never said anything to me that to make me think he was involved in anything improper with regard to Epstein.

So we can take that as gospel. Definitely, you know, he's going to tell the truth about that. Grilled about the famous hot dog photo. He said he was almost sure it was taken. Yeah. I think I said hot dog. Hot dog. Did I say hot dog? Yeah, are you hungry? I think I might be hungry and it said grilled about the famous.

Oh, a hot dog. Glizzy photo. Yeah, yeah. Grilled about the famous hot tub photo. Also, I was describing spam so sexually earlier. I understand how you got confused. Don't worry about it. They're like, what?

What about this hot dog photo? It has nothing to do with Epstein files, but God damn. He said it, he was. was almost sure it was taken at a hotel in Brunei on the final leg of an Asian tour for his AIDS initiative. And he was pressured into going hot tubbing at a hotel by the Sultan and Prime Minister of Brunei. And after that, he got out of got out and went to bed, exhausted. As for the woman in the photo, Clinton said that she was not younger than 18 and I did not have any sexual relations with that. woman.

Oh, buddy. You can't say the cursed words, Bill. The Bill Clinton deposition equivalent of playing Freebird. And I, come on, everybody say it with it. You did not have any sexual relations with that. Holding the mic out to the crowd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The crowd's like, finally.

What's up? Don't make me sing it by myself, y'all. Let me know you've been there since the beginning, the first album. The real ones, no. Yeah. The moment that went viral was when he began pouring over one document only for his lawyer to try and pull it away and he tugs it back and reads it while smiling before she again yanks it out of his hands and seems to be like smirking herself. And everyone's like, what the fuck are you got? You know these are like the Epstein files.

Like what is funny about this? The whatstein what's? y'all know i love a good time i was about to play my saxophone to this this was such a like yeah the the way he's smirking i'm like dude bro you know you look guilty as fuck especially when you say shit like

guilty of loving a good time yeah exactly guilty of being charismatic in a hot tub yeah it's a very very very very very But hey, cool, cool, you got out of there. And like that, the lawyer is Cheryl Mills, who I believe was like Hillary's like former chief of staff when she was secretary of state. And also just like it was like a like a state department lawyer. There are a couple times when her, bro, like her lawyering, like she was just coming at Lauren Bobert because she's just like, um, what about did you like this? Like, this is a clip from Lauren Bobert, like, asking Bill Clinton's class, Bill Clinton asking questions.

And here's Cheryl Mills, like, just deading the fucking questions before Bill Clinton can even answer. Do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself? Are you asking him to speculate on how Mr. Epstein died? I'm asking what the president thinks of... So you're asking his opinion? Mr. President, was your friend Jeffrey Epstein's suicide? Are you classifying him as a friend who he has testified that he was friendly? He has a friend in a letter.

He said he was friendly, but you've asked for his testimony. Mr. President, do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein was suicidal? No, he's saying, he's like, huh? Do you know? Was he ever suicidal? I don't know. I only know what the medical founding was. I don't know.

You're lucky you got a good lawyer, bro. I know. It's like. I love her. And I'm like, can you just like be there when I have arguments with anybody? Yeah, yeah. But I just wish it wasn't defending Bill Clinton. Yeah.

If only you could like, he doesn't deserve it. She's just incredible. He deserves none of this. But this is the problem with, like, all the brightest minds in the world go directly to doing shit like this instead of, I don't know, like doing a new deal or something, you know, like building infrastructure that would last and like create good in people's lives. They're like either go and like become a great lawyer who defends Bill Clinton from being mixed up in the Epstein files or they're, like, go and like invent food that tastes so good, it's addictive, or, you know, they go and just like make money move between accounts in a way that, like, makes them and their clients richer. That's what, that's what America's, like, greatest minds are doing.

Right. Yeah, their moment. And I would actually, sorry, go ahead, Miles. No, what were we going to say? No, I just would actually really like to know what's going on through these people's heads because I feel like a lot of them lie to themselves about being like. like, well, I'm protecting somebody that's actually like the lesser of two evils type of shit. Yeah, yeah.

Or it's like, I'm sorry, if you're a petter-assed, you are the same evil. Or maybe it was, maybe it was 19 year olds. I don't know. Like, that's a thing. But also just listening to someone say in their like deposition that they knew exactly that the girl was 18 or over and they don't even remember where they were. I think. I'm like, I just don't think that that's how detail remembering works. Like, you're just like not.

remembering that evening, but you're like, I do clearly remember saying, how old are you when she showed me her ID? I remember. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? I scanned it. And I made sure it it scanned it is a black, black test. It's like, what? But where was that? I don't know. I can't even remember, man. I'm so fucking old, but you remember? But I definitely didn't do anything illegal. That's the thing that gets me. It's like, even the explanations, like, they, they really demean like what our intellect is as like people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just listening to somebody say, like, and memories unreliable, et cetera, I get it, and you can remember some things and not other things.

But there's no fucking way that this man had a whole romp in a hot tub and doesn't remember shit, but remembers that that lady, that that girl. There's one thing I do remember from that night, and it is the age of the stranger that was there with me. Oh, for real? Thank you. I can't remember. The only things I can remember is the shit that exonerates me.

My honor. Weirdly. That's pretty much like our. memory works. But there's also, because they, they've released all the tapes of the, the depositions or the hearings. And like, the, the clip came out of when Hillary Mo, or Hillary Clinton, like, found out that Lauren Bobert was uploading pictures, like, during the deposition. And it's funny because Bobert was, like, kind of talking tough outside of the hearing. But in the hearing, she was like, oh, I don't, I'll take it. I went to the fundraiser to support my friend Nia Lowy. All right. Excuse me, can I interrupt? This is Cheryl Mills again. There are photos that are being released of the secretary as she is testifying from inside this room. Can you please advise me as to whether or not that's permissible and consistent with the rules,

particularly given that we have asked for public hearing. If there are photos that are being released of the secretary as she is testifying, can you please explain how that can occur? I'm done with this. If you guys are doing that, I am done. You can hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home. This is just typical behavior. We will go off the record.

Oh, for heaven. So I would like to understand how that permissible. It doesn't matter. We all are abiding by the same rules. I will take that down. Yeah, well. I would like to take a break at this moment. I'd like to have a conversation for now.

Boom, out of here. I will take that down. I sent that to Benny Johnson. Yikes. Okay. But anyway, it's... So what the fuck was Lauren posting? She posted...

She just took a picture, like a serbts. just this photo of Hillary Clinton sitting down in the hearing, basically. And, like, the whole thing was, like, nothing is supposed to be posted publicly about what's happening here until the video is released. Like, and again, the Clint is about like, we'll do this shit in public. But, you know, the Republican-led panel was like, nah, we're not doing all that. Which is, you know, and the whole time she was like, bro, I don't fucking know him. Like, what are you, what's the point of this right now?

Because all the questions were just very, like, you know, just trying to pick at the edges to try and see if they can. Would you say that your best friend Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide or do you think he murdered him? Yeah, yeah, exactly. And was John Podesta in the comment pizza email? They asked her about comic pizza and she's like, that's fucking nonsense. I don't know. I'm like,

that they're like tied up and like really fucked up shit, the Clintons. But this just goes back to this administration being so stupid and like so just being like, okay, so we're going to go and we're just going to like bomb Iran and they're going to give up and like be like, get Donald Trump as our president now too. or, you know, in this case, they're like, we're going to ask President Clinton if his best friend Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. Like, that's, it's just like the dumbest shit.

The fact that they thought that was going to be the gotcha. Yeah, yeah. It's so pathetic. Well, yeah, because I think it's all, because it can be anything but really digging into the muck over all of this, you know what I mean? So everything has to be just sort of, well, here are people that are named,

maybe this will be enough because for the Republicans, they're just trying to get close enough for something that resembles accountability so they can just end it. But the fact remains that people are seeing, reading about terrible shit in these documents and some of these interviews from the survivors and like, you got,

you're not doing fucking anything about any of this? Like, what the fuck? They're like, well, we can, we can kind of bring the Clintons in here and put some videos up. And they're like, that's, no, no. Settling political agendas in a, like, process that should absolutely be centering the victims is so typical and so wild. And just to watch it, like, unfold when you're like, yeah, so this isn't when you're like, let me settle my grudge against Bell Clinton.

It's like, we need, we really need to actually just be fucking honest and asking the real shit and, like, the culpability. needs to just keep being the number one thing as opposed to being like, wow, I also hate him. You know, yeah, we hate a lot of most, listen, who is not involved that we're not like, we Loki hate you? Right.

So, I mean, it just, it is what it is. And like, if you're actually trying to do an investigation, it is very fucked up to just be like, muddling it with this bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But again, it was never going to be an earnest investigation. And so I think the theater just is like doubly upsetting for everyone having to watch it because this isn't resembling any form of accountability people are looking for. Sophia, it's a pleasure having you as always.

Where can people find you, follow you, all that good stuff? I'm at the Sophia, T-H-E-S-O-F-I-A everywhere. I have been posting rarely, but I am doing stand-up in Portland. So you can check my statuses and shit. I do want to promote the first show that I'm running here. It's called Yelp Wanted. It's four comics. One person, as it said, the other three review them.

And then it switches. It's basically going to be awesome. It's on March 14th, 8 p.m. Covert Cafe. Amazing. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? Yes. And this was inspired by Miles' text Convo with me about Addessa Desai. So this is a tweet.

He goes, earlier, Milus goes, have people told you that you look like that? A few months ago, yeah. It was like two weeks ago, but whatever. Anyway, but listen to this tweet. It's by at Strength Build. I got an Ashkenazi friend look like a Desai. Got a Mizrahi friend looked like a Desa Desai. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Perfect. also was thinking about it because the SAG Awards or I'm sorry, the Actor Awards. Yeah. Yeah. The actor awards. Miles.

Yeah. Where can people find you as there where committee you've been enjoying? Find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. You find me talking with Sorfeyr on 420 Di fiancé, talking about 90-day fiancé, and then also talking about soccer on A&Footy with Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin. Yes. A post I like from Rob Delaney.

on Blue Sky posted, myself and other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braven McTag from Orlando, Florida. Braven McTag. Unbelievable. It's so deadly accurate. Raven McTake. I'm sponsoring Braven McTag from Orlando, Florida.

They all are from Orlando, it would seem. Yeah, Florida, yeah. Florida for sure. Florida for sure. Working media, I've been enjoying this new subreddit that I found out about that I actually discovered on my own is our museum. You fucking bitch. I was actually just telling my friends about because I've been on the ship for a while.

It's a good art. There's a really good painting in here from Alex Schaefer called Chase. called Chase Bank Hit with a Space Laser. I have that one saved. I am going to try and get the shit for my office. It's so good. Oh, nice. Isn't it funny?

It's really cool. It looks like one that would be in LA, too. Oh, I think it is. I think it is for sure, a specific one. Exactly. Which one is driven by that one? I'm like, I think I have bank here. I think it's on Santa Monica.

I think so, too. And like over like kind of just south of Hollywood. I think that is exactly correct. Yeah. Dude. Maybe Santa Monica and Western, I think it might be. Oh, shit. Within, like, a block of that.

Yeah, yeah. For sure. Anyways. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien, Blue Sky, Jack O'B., the number one. Instagram, Jack underscore O underscore Brian. You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zikeyes. We're at The Daily Zikeyes on Instagram. You can go to the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it.

And there at the bottom, you will find the foot. No. But knows. Which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode. We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yeah, there's, yeah, why not? I know, I can do a song.

Yeah, this is from, it's called Give It Up or Turn It Loose by Lynn Collins, the great Lynn Collins. You know, she's, they called her the female preacher, but this is a great track. just nice, just funky music. You know, nothing too modern. Just hearing people playing on instruments, doing it old school. So check this one out. It's a good one. Make your big toe shoot up in your boot.

Okay? Check it out. Lynn Collins, like I said, give it up or turn it loose. All right. We will link off to that in the footnotes. The Daily Zike is a production of IHeartRadio for more podcasts from IHartRadio visit the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That is going to do it for us.

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