The Daily Zeitgeist - Weeble Wobble FC

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

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I don't even know how to start. Where do it? Where do we? The show's coming out. It. The show's coming. Ah! Oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh.

Wait. Oh. Oh. Oh. Did you just impale yourself? Yeah, it feels like it, after what we just saw unfold in the Premier League. You already know it's a-footy.

Did you guess Jamel? Let's just start with you. How are you feeling? Unlimited numbers of words or phrases. I'm feeling like I'm back in high school, and it's lunchtime. And I've been making fun of a guy's outfit for the entire first half.

of the day. And now we're at lunch and he finally hits me with a good one. Oh. And now I, and now I'm in a defensive posture. And you know what I'm saying next? I know you ain't talking. I know you ain't talking. I know ain't none of y'all talking. Yep. Yep. Yep.

These bum-ass other teams, everybody's fucking sucked just like us. Yeah. And Arsenal's the only reason that the Premier League gets five Champions League. I don't want to hear shit from nobody. You're fucking welcome. I don't care if my shoes has got a little crease. Fuck you.

Wow, we're coping. We're coping. Super coat. Chris, what about you? Where are you at? I progressed, right? We're recording this for the listeners on a Tuesday, a little bit later than usual. Saturday.

I mean, I was like, I would have just gone, ah. And then Sunday, ah, Monday still. And then today. And then today. based on a press conference I watched an hour ago. I'm on fire, guys. I'm on fire.

I'm on fire. Yeah, so now the noise is your dead body is making is just the gas leaving your body as your function ceased. But he's gassed though. He's gassed up though. You're gassed. I am, I,

the way I feel, in a way, this Arsenal team feels like how I used to do papers in college, which is like, oh, yeah, what was that, once that paper due? Okay, on Thursday, what is it?

The Sunday before, oh, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. What is it, Monday? I'm good, I'm good. What is it, Tuesday? I'm good, I'm good. Same way when we look at that gap, shrink a little bit,

we can take three straight L's, we'll be all right, we'll be all right. We could take three straight L's and we can still be on top. We'll be okay. And then it's fucking, it's Wednesday,

it's the day before the paper is due. You got three hours, and now we're like, oh, What have I fucking done? I could have fucking prepared for this shit a little bit better, but I did not. I am trying to cope as hard as I can because I'm going to be real. I cannot handle giving up on the season right now.

I, oh boy. Like as much as I, pardon me, look, all the past traumas are activated. You're like, okay, we're going into a crunch showdown with Man City with a potential title on the line. And immediately all the, you know, it's like that meme of the Chihuahua and the nom vet. It's like flashing back. That's happening to me right now. And I don't know how else to put it, but I think really what the main thing to talk about as we do this episode is obviously what has happened in the Premier League right now is our lead shrinks and shrinks and shrinks. we got beat by Bournemouth, two to one.

And I feel like, Chris, you, maybe you said last week, some of you're like, now I got to worry about fucking croopy Jr. And look what happened. 17th minute, he's just miles, I don't know. First of all, are you, do you have people you're blaming for the goals? Or are you overall just going like, I mean, this is what it looks like when you put people in who haven't played at all and suddenly expect them to be starter quality? I'm blaming the fans.

I'm blaming everybody. I'm blaming Chris for going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm blaming everybody, dude. I think Arsenal's the only team where it's not a home field advantage, bro. It's not. Somehow, this. As you get into spring, it's not an advantage anymore, bro.

It's tense. I have to imagine it hurt to be there, Chris. Yeah. I was next to a French guy who had spent really nice guy. I mean, this is the, it's funny because the Everton game, I think everyone was like, the Arsenal fans out, they realize they've got to get behind the scene. And Artetta said the day before, bring your dinner, bring your lunch,

bring a, you know, all that stuff. I did eat a big breakfast in the pub before. And then next to me was a French guy who'd got, I got my ticket through a friend of a friend via my wife as a present. So a lot of pressure when you go very rarely. I used to have a season ticket, go rarely and you're like,

well, this better not be what happened. Yeah. But the guy next to me is French guy. He said he'd flown over. and for 10 hours a day before, he just refreshed on a screen on the exchange to get tickets because, like, you know, American sports, so easy to get ticket on all the resell work.

It's impossible. Refresh, refresh, 10 minutes, got a ticket, and his mate was the other side of the stadium. Anyway, within about one minute, the guy, he seemed really nice. He was like, oh, come on. Come on. Just, I don't even know if, I didn't even know the game had kicked off. He was just, come on.

And that felt like the energy of the first. fans out of gay, but whatever. I feel like you can get bogged down, and this is the fans, but like, when I saw that starting lineup, and I saw Havert's behind Giacorez with Noni and Martinelli,

I was like, where are the footballers in that front four? I was like, and that's what happened. I was watching the game, and everyone's been saying afterwards, Arsenal didn't be the press. It's like,

I'm distinctly remember the first time, especially there was quite a few chances, like, that should quite a few developments who got further up the field and like, Havers just didn't pass it. Martinelli didn't, like,

that stuck up. So it's a mixture of things. But definitely we, Arsenal, as always at this point in the season, are missing several of their best players when they actually need them. And it was like, just really felt that was a factor,

plus the fans being felt 1230 kickoffy, everything that could go wrong. 1230 always is a haunting kickoff time. But then also like to the point of the injuries too, I think there's so many competing, like, narratives. The most common one is sort of like, this is all on Artetta, which I agree to a certain extent. I mean, these are his tactics.

I feel like something, for all the ideas he has to, like, get them to think about shit, how are we not playing a little bit more fluid? Like, we've gotten so tense about, and it's become so much about control. And the players we have are really good at controlling games. but that next thing, which I've said before, we just need a little bit of that venger in there. Just something where they are able to express themselves a little bit more.

So there's that version, right? I was like, Artetta's poking up with everything so negative. All we do is play horseshoe ball, da, da, da, da, da. Then you get to the fatigue factor. We've been playing Rice and Zubimendi pretty much every single game in this double pivot. And you're like, okay, and they're starting to fucking really show signs of where. They look gassed all the time.

Zubimendi looks shook out there all the time. I remember being like, he might be the signing of the year to now he's the shookest boy in the league. He is, Zubimendi looks like he should just be wearing a buttoned up polo shirt, standing next to a group of bigger boys who want to fight you outside a nightclub. And he points and doesn't get involved. Them. Them. Yeah.

That's what he looks like. It's the goatee dog. Once the goatee showed up, you knew it wasn't, that's not Steve Urkel anymore. That's Stefan Rekyll. Yeah. And he's got a different attitude. Quit playing. It's true.

O'Degard last year when he grew a goatee. Downhill. Stop feeling it. Be good boys. You know? Bro. Odegaard. I mean, okay, so we beat sporting on the road, which has been a problem for a year. Remember when Saliba fucking died out there?

Yeah. Our season ended. Our season ended. That was 22, 23. Yeah. Okay. So we can finally get a dub out there. And the whole 70 minutes or so, Odegaard's in.

He's like, he's afraid to play a ball. kind of. And then the first ball he plays forward, he fucking gets hurt again. Yeah. It's like, of course, like, yeah, he's like afraid to, I feel like the Premier League is make these guys afraid to make mistakes. But whenever

they're thinking about it, it's like the perfect mistake takes place. Well, I mean, like, you know, even in that, in the FAA Cup, like, Odegaard tried, like, a little back heel. Like, you was trying to be cute at certain points. It just didn't come off and you're like, you know, so, like, at moments, you're like, try something. And then, well, then you're like, well,

Not like that. I want the shit to work when you try it. Yeah. What the fuck? And then in the Bournemouth game, you're like, where the fuck is Otagard? God damn it if we had Otagard, we'd be winning right now. But that's the thing. We're missing our two backs, right?

Our left and right backs in Timber and Califiori. We have a like worn down underwear, so worn down. It's like a 17-year-old pair of underwear. That's how the weather the midfield is. You're missing Odegaard. You're missing Saka. just everything is like just completely changed from the you don't have that uh odigard havers and saka haven't played a match together like started a match year since 2024 that's bro that's how

wacky this whole shit is and i don't and i that's like the thing i'm really trying to process is it is it the injuries it is it is it is yeah it's like it's not just one thing and i think that's what makes it really frustrating because i wish it would be so easy to pin it all on one thing and like, okay, well, then that's easy, you know. But we signed a fuckload of people trying to sort of learn from the past pains that we've experienced from having a squad that wasn't deep enough. But I think now we're also learning, too, that there's a certain type of player, too, that we're terribly lacking in terms of someone who isn't quite, yeah, totally a control player,

but has a little more creativity. And that's what Eze is, but he's also hurt too. I know. I looked at the front three and I was like, again, I just hate that front three. They've been bad.

They were bad at, was it, Forest away? Just like none of them are, like, who are them is scaring a Premier League player? No one really,

like, they're not, do you look at the front three that, like a lot of other teams have a better front three, much lower down. Like, Bournemouth,

Crupier Jr. I'd love him in the front three. Yeah. Of that, you'd love him in there. Yeah. Love it, Arsenal to sign him. Semenio, every time, it's like, not only did Arsenal not sign in,

city, every goal he scored. I was chatting to Tio, an old friend who's on the Tuesday club with Alan Davis, who I caught up with Taya after the game, but he was, yeah, he was like every goal Semenio scores is like a dagger. And it was just like, he's there to be bought. But for some reason, that's the thing. Get to this point in the season, you're like, have you really got Martinelli and Trosol as your two left wingers?

It's not going to scare anyone. Yeah, it's not. Exactly. Anyway, I just did sort of count on what I'm saying now in terms of emotionally. I've decided to be, it's hard not to get dragged into it, but I'm like, asshole, I'm not out of anything yet. So let's try and, you've got to try and wait a week before being sad. But it was funny, I was in the pub after the game. I was just talking with us, bumped into Stephen Ruiz, who I met at part of this podcast journey.

I met him at a kids party. and I was just at the bar talking about the game there's this ball guy next to me who just goes it's over it's over and then he was going and every time I said he was the opposite of a motivational speaker

he was like whatever Tony Robbins whatever person beats Tony Robbins at the end of a video game was that guy anytime I try to be goes to SCC they're going to we're not going to beat him are we like have you seen us

you know and I'll have I been haven't been good really for a while. But I'm, see, that's where I have to take a little bit of my American toxic fandom where I will believe things that are actually impossible. Like, you know,

and because that's what I'm saying. Like, it's hard for me to go, it's fucking over. I don't think it is. There's plenty of underlying stats I can get into that have helped me just kind of rationalize this. But until that is the reality, like I'm not going to just

fucking die over this. I'm fucking lying if I said I'm not sweating and I'm like, holy shit, don't tell me y'all are about to do this shit.

I just want to clarify something to Chris. There is a different version of a toxic American fan. That's me. See, Miles is from Los Angeles. They win stuff. I don't know if you've heard of the Dodgers.

I'm from a place where they don't win things. And I'm kind of, You know where I'm at, hey, if Arsenal finished second place until I'm dead, hey, that's pretty fun. That's cool. That's kind of cool. That's actually pretty funny, bro.

I just don't want my kid being like, you know, I'm dead and like he's at the Emirates because the Arsenal finally win. He's like, man, I wish my dad saw this. That's just the saddest. Had the saddest TFO in all the time next year, the year after. Wish my dad saw this. All the banter-era supporters we lost over the years who never saw it, never saw it.

Yeah, it's fucking tough. I will, there are a couple of things. So Opta had a whole thing where they're like, look, there's a, it's bad to see this string of results, right? And watch the sort of lead go from nine points to six with a game in hand. But this is just, these are a couple of Cope stats I read. Okay. first of all, if, man,

like this is one scenario, like, well, city's just going to win all their games, and then they're going to win the league. It's not, like, this is not common to win seven games in a row like that,

especially in like on the business end of things. The most, thank God, in the last two seasons, City's longest winning streaks have been six matches. Okay. One last, there's that.

There's that. There's that. Although they are because, and I think the thing, is part of me is like, yeah, but look at how they're playing right now. And that is kind of alarming because they're, they're scoring for fun. Then our record against the top six is still,

we're still like the best, we still have the best record over the last few seasons when we're talking about top six teams. So there's still something about high profile fixtures we tend to do well in and then just shit the bed when it should be a nailed on three points for some reason, which is very frustrating. The next one, if we're talking about average opponent range,

Man City's next seven matches are they have an average rating of 92.0. Ours is slightly better by 1.6 points at 90.4%. Not great, but still, you know, we both play Burnley. But then from there, it's a bit of a toss-up. They also played Villa on the last day. But, um... But I can't believe people thought that Chelsea was going to do anything to these guys.

No, no, no. Are you kidding me, man? No. That Liam Razini, they already, that guy, I mean, I mean, I'm going to miss him. But he is, we're going to have to get some new material on the podcast, guys. Because this is, because the LinkedIn profile will say, looking for work, ready to sit down and chow. Chow, chow with chow.

He probably says, I'm a chow square. Chow chow churdy. Yeah, exactly. Ready to chat it up. That's good coat. I will, just on the fixtures, I was like, Borma for pretty good. And I went, they've got to play him away. I was like, they've got to play him away.

they've got to play him away. Right. But Iriola's announced he's leaving, which is never great for the motivation of the players. But, I mean, it is mad. Literally, I drove up from London now in Scotland, and I was in a hotel, I was in a quite nice hotel with my wife.

I decided to go like nice-ish with a kid. Two nights ago I woke up at 3.30 in the morning, and I couldn't get to sleep because all I was thinking about was like, like, what? Like, I was going through each fixture of both teams going, like, Can they beat? Can we win that? I was like trying to control the most uncontrollable thing.

But they have to play Everton and Bournemouth away, which are two hardaway games. But then you look at Arsenal's fixtures and how Arsenal playing up, West Hamaway, that's not easy based on current form. Palace away. At the end of the season, again, not actually an easy game. And Fulham at home, we get mixed results against Fulham. All of our, all of our games. Every game looks hard. Every game looks hard, but you're scared.

Because we're fully shook right now. So suddenly I'm like, we're going to get done by West Ham. We're going to get done by Fulham. We can maybe squeeze out a win against Newcastle and Burnley. You know what I mean? That's in the context of those last few wins. But I think, you know, most mental health professionals will say, don't let past results inform your perception of future outcomes.

And roulette players would say that as well. Yes, yes, yes. So we do have something involved with people in sort of dire mental health situations and degenerate gamblers. If anyone just listens, if this is their first episode of this podcast, they're gonna, this is three men who just need a hug so badly.

Yeah, man. I'm good, man. I'm really, you know what? He just hugs. He hugs all the play. That is probably what he's been doing

behind closed doors. Pegg, a professional hugger to come and hug everyone. And it's throwing everybody off, man. He's making shit weird. They need to do mushrooms or something. They need to do a, they need psychedelics.

They haven't gone far enough. Holding pins together, not enough. Yeah. Holding a wire together, no light bulb. Bro, come out to fucking Joshua Tree, bro. Get the whole 23 man squad out here. I'll bring it. We all are taking heroes doses and we're going to destroy the ego.

Are they cool with business class? Yeah. We're getting them out here, man. That's cool. Did you guys see the meme going around where Martinez got sent off for Manu against the hairpool? He's for the hairpool? And he goes, Artetta, knowing you can get sending off of hairpools next evening.

and there's a starting 11 of men with just really long hair. Just everyone's getting like fucking woven in extensions and shit. They're like, I don't know if I can grow up. They're like, bro, we got you. We got you. There's a way. If you got a little bit, we can make it a lot a bit.

Okay? I will say though, like he is mental. But when he looked like he did in the pre-Lisbonne press conference day and he was intense about how much they'll love. I was like, I believe again, but then reality is like you need you need to have enough players at a good fit

playing to cause the, to be able to do the stuff he wants to do, but he must be so annoyed that all of his best players he must just be like what is going. And that's when you look at the squad depth thing and you're just like, squad is deep, but it's like

it's like deep but it's like full of like a child's poo. Like the deep end of the pool there as a kid has left the floater in it. It's deep. it's deep, but you don't want to swim in it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. As I said recently, there's so much belief and so much confidence in this team. We have a team full of guys who are ready. So the mentality is strong in this team. I'm not interested in what people think or how they feel about us winning. We know the opportunity that we have. We know what's at stake.

We know what's possible. And we've got an opportunity to make history as a club. And regardless of what people say outside, it's about us here and what we're doing. Okay. I want to believe that. And I don't, I don't doubt that everyone is so highly competitive. It's just that I don't think it, the problem is that, like, it's the confidence. There's just these other things that aren't clicking.

And also, teams have figured us out in a way that, like, we're not, it feels like they don't realize they've been figured out on the pits or something. It's that second ball, man. Something about them second balls. We play something, and wherever that rebound goes. Yeah, yeah. It's straight to hell. Yeah. Yeah, well, that was watching the game.

just the analogous bit. When he took off Havertz, Maddoch and Martinelli, all three of them after eight minutes in the second half, I was going, none of them had been good, but I went, that's, I don't think they won a second ball after that. Literally took, because Havert's Maddoich, those guys weren't playing well, but they can win the ball when it bounces around,

but then, as I said, was the problem for me. He looked, yeah, anyway. I literally could spend three hours talking about why it went wrong, but it's funny when I was, watching the game and I was just like going, when we're losing to one, I was going, it's not every day you get to go to the Emirates.

I was like trying, I was like, how do I was just like, I was just be present, man. It's just like an honor. It's an honor to be here and I got to see an old friend, Luke Kempner, lovely guy, acting for me. And I was like, hey, it doesn't matter. But, but, you don't want to zoom too far out.

I went to the worst performance. I went to the worst performance of the season. I went. Yeah. And you didn't even bring the billies either. Didn't bring the billies. Man, I've been talking about... Now I might have to think it was the billies.

You were there with no billies? That's Williamless. Yeah. Jeez. Yeah. I need some Bob Thorntons. Immediately. I need some Bob Thornton.

Somebody help me out. I just want to remind all the fans of these other teams. I know y'all ain't talking. Because you know who's never talking? A city fan. I never see a... city fan on threads. Oh, well, they're talking now.

Something to say. Homeboy with the bottle is now like their new fucking... Oh, right. That guy? They're golden cap, bro. You know, you know what Mikkel's putting up in the dressing room. Oh, this bastard with the bottle. Just sucking it down. I can't... God. So this is just... Guys, guys, he stole.

He stole from us. Guys, look, that bottle was Thomas Franks. That was Thomas Frank's bottle, guys. He stole it from Thomas, one of our biggest fans, guys. Get it back for him. This was Arteta in the press conference before. So as you're hearing this, the, you know, Champions League match is going to be picking off. But this was Artetta in the pre-match press conference. I just read the text, but I now want to hear him talk about El Fuego. Can you give us an idea of your overriding emotions just now? Is there any worry, anxiety, or is it more? Fire. I'm on fire. That's it. Nothing. Nothing.

I'm dreaming so much. I've done so much to be in this position because I know how this club it was. I don't so much against anything that this is beauty. I just see beauty, opportunity and yeah, I want to get it done

for all these people that they've been in this journey with us and because they deserve it because it's been unbelievable. That's what is driven me every single day. I have zero fear. Fear I had when, oh, if we don't get this done, this club, I don't know what it's going.

That was fear. Now it's not. fear, it's just purpose, fire, direction and conviction that we're going to do it. Okay, how about goals, though, too? You know what I mean? Well, how about? How about? Right, he's fire.

We get someone to bring her. Someone to bring wind. Okay. Sort of bring a heart and then, hey, Captain Planet. No one's expecting him. He would get him up top. Can he play on the left? Can he play on the left?

With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet Bro, can you imagine the first He's a hero Gonna take a point advantage down to zero Can you imagine the first chance Captain Planet misses Can you imagine?

I'm never recycling again You fucking bum! They're gonna firebom his car After the match He got there a fucking sitter His Prius, his Prius gets Yeah The youths are

he can't put in a fucking... You like fire, bro. You like fire. Yeah, exactly. Your car's on fire. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Oh, man.

Yeah. He's going to get chinged down, as they say. For, uh, okay, so right now the solutions are mushrooms. Captain Planet. But even then,

we're not even believe, we see. I actually don't think... We immediately just... I don't even know, man. He'll have a better first touch and Gokurores. I'll tell you that for nothing. Because he could cheat at least.

he could be like, he could use a heart on somebody. Like, he could use a heart on Donnaruma. And he's like, bro, just lay down when we shoot the ball. He will just lay down. You will lay down. Michael Jackson was the gun. The heart was always, they always needed in every episode of Cats and Planet. They tri-earth.

It was always the heart at the end. So maybe that's, maybe what we need. Yeah. I feel fire. The way I was like, yo, whoa. My first heart was Chlamydia, honestly. Yeah. he's like PEP's wife

you should ask about her guys maybe I know something fire you know but I don't know this is the thing there's something about that Chris that it's kind of freaking me out like where he's starting to break a little bit he's like he's on the edge

I've done so much man you remember you remember this shit when I got remember that shit when I got you cracking at the seams man I see he hearing them saxophones man yeah He's like, I'm confident. I'm like, bro, but that part of me is also like,

I hope you're not confident in the exact same game plan over. Like, is it that kind of confidence? You're like, guys, if we just do the thing that we've always done, we can win. And maybe that's true because players end up turning off, you know, not tracking runners and shit like that and we get scored on. But I guess for the cope, for the hope, I'm going to believe that this is good fire. This is not that meme where the dog is in the house with the house burning around him said everything's fine.

Anyway, so let's row it. Should we talk about Sissy? Yeah, we should. But let's do that after this break so I could take a deep, deep breath. A fiery breath. Fiery breath, guys. Fiery. Hot breath, half and house.

Sour diesel, guys. Imagine him doing the, imagine how scary him as the host of the apprentice would be. You're fire. Fire, guys. Oh, whoa, whoa. I feel like I might have to make this a sound bite when he says it. Griding emotion.

just now. Is there any worry, anxiety, or is it more fire? Whoa. Fire. You see his face? The trail on it is crazy, yeah. Yeah, he's like, fire. That's where I guess a little bit is like, you were a little too eager with that, Mikkel.

You know what I mean? He kind of looked like doing good, man. Any worry, anxiety or is it more fire? I'm on fire. I'm on fire. He slightly doesn't mean to say that either. Fire. I'm on fire.

Okay. All right, 50 cent. I hope so. We're on fire up in here. Gonna drop some points. We're on fire. We look tired. They do quite 50 on the training ground.

They do love 50. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't, I mean, like, I, luckily too, I, I'm not going into the city match dreading it. Because our, like, past history has been that, like, we can, we can do some. It's more like the long-term part of it. And I know I probably should be fearing because, like, we're about to play the fucking monster that we're fearing.

Yeah, that's specifically. But it's weird. I had more stress about born myth. You want more copium? I don't know if that's better. More copium? More copium? More copier?

Yeah, I mean, it's like anything, right? Oh, no. Do you want to stop a little? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, chop it up. Chop it up. I'll snort it off in your fucking hand. It might not be, I mean, he might be fine, but I, I was texting my friend, this is so, I'm nearly 40,

and I'm really happy that a 21-year-old promising English player might be injured, but Nico O'Reilly picked up a hamstring injury in the Chelsea game. And it sounds weird, but I do think he's like one of their most important players because of, he's their physically dominant midfielder between Bernardo. I mean, Roderys obviously, the Roderys lost a yard. So this guy does all the running and he seems to just score headers now, just for fun, just cruises into the box. But anyway, which is just, I kind of hate doing that where you have to be like happy someone's injured,

but that is literally where I'm on fire. My brain is on fire. No, you've got to get everything where we can get it, yeah. There was a point this season where Nico O'Reilly is taking Miles Lewis Skelly's spot on the England roster. And I'm like, who the fuck is in Nico O'Reilly win in first place? How are you going to play my man? And then I saw him playing. I'm like, oh, yeah, he's big as shit.

Yeah. He's a foot taller than Miles Lewis Skelly. What the fuck? He's like the Lebronized version of him. Yeah, he looks like, Blake Griffin. Yeah. You're like, well, bro, you know, you're not going to compete. Look how big this motherfucker is.

This motherfucker is huge. But, uh, anyway. So, all right, let's take. A break. Okay, let's take a break. We'll come back. We'll talk to sit. Hey Ontario, come on down to BetMGM Casino and check out our newest exclusive. The Price is Right Fortune Pick. Don't miss out. Play exciting casino games based on the iconic game show. Only at BetMGM. Access to the Price's Right Fortune Pick is only available at BetMGM Casino. BetMGM and GameSense remind you to play responsibly.

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So yeah, the city match. City 3, Chelsea Mill, Nico O'Reilly, Mark Gehidoku, all scoring. They've lost just one of their last 19 Premier League games and are unbeaten in their last nine. Oh, Joey. Good for them.

Good for them. There's a lot of draws in there, though. There are a lot of draws in that. Yeah, yeah, they had six draws since then. And again, I think, like I'm going back to this shit I was telling myself, I feel like at one of the other matches

were like, when it comes down to it, everybody, that's the thing that we knew. Everybody's going to be dropping points. I just hope city can start dropping some points too. The Chelsea fans, though, really were really feeling how shitty they were in this match.

They were like, fuck yeah, bro. I like that. We could help this state-owned football club, uh, deliver them another title. Maybe.

Maybe. Maybe. Um, but, I, the, Chelsea looked They then began

It looked promising I will say that The first half I was like Oh Okay You're getting some chances But just nothing was ever

Quite to the point We're like Oh shit that could have done something Like there were some There were some close calls But once that second half started It they woke Like city fully woke up

And they're like Yeah bro We're just gonna put three on you In about 17 minutes I'm still shocked That Cicetto Didn't get thrown out of this game I would have

I'm not everything in my wallet. Yeah. Fat wallet. You know my wallet be looking like a double stuff orio. It looks like a brick. I would have put everything on that one for getting kicked out of this one. I thought I thought there would be a red card in it. Just with like maybe Chelsea trying to be, you know, being desperate or trying to just, you know, do some like coocarella type things.

But no. No, they, everybody managed to stay on the pitch. Their centerbacks, though. I was like, maybe there's a chance. I look at their team and I saw their defense. I was like, there's no chance they do anything. Not them. Not them.

They have decided to build their team in such a weird, they just have forgotten to buy really good defenders. And Jeryl Hato, the back and... I mean, we were looking at him. You know, by... Yeah, but as like a left back... Yeah, I think. But the difference is, too, like,

when we look at players, we're like, we, it's a very specific thing. And we're like, okay, we know the weaknesses. Let's just build on these couple things and then this personal slot in, where Chelsea, like, when you look at their actual, like, like finances, they're in the red terribly. And these like seven,

eight year deals they've been signing have not been great for their financials. People that I've like read articles from who work in private equity think that maybe what's about to happen is they've accumulated all these players and now they're just going to start shipping them out to make some money back and not buy anyone.

But the thing is, I don't know anybody from this team that you're like, well, you got to keep this person, this person. like it feels like everyone can kind of potentially be moved on. Well, you know, Enzo, he's a Lazio captain if I ever saw one. Send him out the lotzio. Yeah, he gets a nice race for that. Yeah, I was trying to think of the most racist place I could see.

Yeah, Nazi. Yeah. I think it's, if they could afford them, if they could afford them. Yeah, who knows what they book is like. I don't know who's sticking because also they haven't had a manager with a, like, they haven't had a consistent playing philosophy for the last. fucking three managers or whatever. Cuccarella said,

you know, ends up at the band, basically, though, he was basically like, Mariska was building something great and then he just went and then there was just like, now I've got this,

now we've got this nerd. Yeah. That was the subtext of it. We got, we got old muggins over here. Yeah. You think they're just laughing at him all the time? Because it feels,

yes, definitely. You know, like, he's just like, man, shut the fuck up, bro.

You played for a hole at your best. Okay? I'm just going to say, I don't know. you. I've never heard of you. Okay. So how the fuck am I going to listen to you? But I think just the way the team is built, you're just getting a bunch of

like mercenaries together and that's not always a great way for it. How many times have I? Well, okay, first question. Does Chelsea get any money if Liam or senior takes a job and like a like a hang-in-with-Mr. Cooper type reboot or something. Like if he

ends up in the sister-sister movie or something like that, would Chelsea get a piece of that? The residuals? Probably. I mean, I feel like they, every dimension

of his being is owned by CFCLDN. Well, you're gonna want to start there. They actually hook up something to his brain and anything he dreams. That's IP they own.

It's IP. Yeah, yeah. They're like, we scraped your dreams last night, Liam. You had a great, great idea for a buddy comedy

that could be probably made, we're gonna pitch it to Disney, actually. It was weird when you started jerking off to a PowerPoint, but, but we weren't, we're not concerned with that right now.

Was that in my dream? No, no, no, just the cameras we have in your house. We just caught you jerking off to a power pole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We tried to pitch it as a new porno subgenre, but they weren't feeling it. Pornhub didn't like it. They did not like it at all.

But yeah, this is, I got the Fafana too, also. I mean, he had a better game than most matches he's had, but also that entire, like, central core in the back is. Yeah, we did go. You do realize, I will say the last couple of his memory, I was like, when you don't have, if you're trying to play with a goalie that passes it and they're not great, like even Kepa Arsenal,

like, right. I mean, Raya actually, just to go back once, we had a terrible game and wasn't helped by the crowd, like, booing him. But he's generally good with the ball of his feet, but having Sanchez at the back, they just don't have that. It just doesn't fill the rest of them with confidence. It's all a mess.

I know, I mean, I guess, and it'll be interesting what they do in the summer. Like, are they going to buy more players? Because it's like, well, where's the money coming from? Are they going to have to start selling players? They start selling Resini's dreams. Yeah, right.

I mean, you got to think those are paying, man. Yeah. I'll take a... Maybe in like the data entry world, you know? No, Hollywood, mate. You can... IP is king in Hollywood still, right? Yeah, yeah, everything's type.

They can sell Liam's dreams to... I was thinking of the spreadsheets. They're like, oh, he's got a whole new format for digital filing. He's just dreaming about it. You don't even need an AI. You've got... Hello. What else about Citi?

I'm that fucking fan. Did you see? They did Sky Sports did like a human interest piece on him. Like a day in the life of this dickhead who brought, this motherfucker brought the bottle with him to the match. He said, he said, quote, I didn't expect to go viral.

I've had over 900 messages. I've been a season ticket holder for over 30 years and I named my son, yeah, I got the bottle last year from Arsenal's own physios. We sit near the away team at City Stadium. and my son said he was thirsty, so I just asked the physio if there was any chance

of a bottle of water, so they gave us a bottle and we kept it. This man had been holding onto a bottle for a year. That's the other part. I'm like, that's cool.

That's cool. You've been holding onto this trash for okay. And I felt a little bit good about that. I'm like, okay, so we- Do you know who liked that? Captain Planet. Come on.

Yeah. Yeah. Which is a big mistake. If we were playing Captain Planet this weekend, they'd be fucked. If we saw a guy recycling. I mean, maybe during the power of,

match, that guy has the bottle and he throws it onto the pitch. And then Captain Planet's like, hold the fuck up. Did this motherfucker? He's like, where's your hydraflask, me? This motherfucker just do a bottle on the fucking field. And then we get something out of it. But that's how, I think for people who are listening to Art and Arsenal fans, like these guys are so far gone.

They're dreaming of scenarios where Captain Planet is playing the nine. And then the troll with the bottle pisses off Captain Planet. then puts like 15 on him like yeah yeah and we're okay and we're okay you know what i mean it'd make us no more interest in the watch tell you that oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah all right well we'll see what happens big weekend big weekend i'll be in japan so i'll probably be watching it at the most ludicrous hour yeah what is the time what is that what is the time different twice that we're talking uh we're talking about yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like when i've gone back when i would go to like a pub to watch with like our other Arsenal fans in Tokyo.

Yeah, we're talking like two o'clock kickoffs. And, and that's, it's wild too because you get fucked that before. Just like make the time go by. And then it's like 145. You're like, okay, there's a pub legal. And you just start walking to the pub. And then you, by the time you're like leaving, there's like no trains running. Maybe you just like fucking sleep on the curb.

It's not a great life. So you've been a hotel room while your wife and child sleep and you just sort of quietly on your phone. I may have to just go into like the wilderness. You know? This is honestly what I was thinking, man. Yeah. How far are you going to be from Mount Fuji? I need you on a peak.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. But we'll definitely be calling in so we can discuss that result. Because again, let it all work out. Let it all again. Okay, please.

Are you crying, bro? No, bro. I'm good, bro. As I did look pretty, as it looked, as it looked like a man that has, he's cashed in a couple of breaths with God. Yeah, you know what I mean? Exactly.

And I'm like, Timber, bro, if he looked out there. He looked like so comfortable. I was like, this guy is, I need to, I need to go back to church. Well, you know what? Here's one thing that I will say. I didn't think he was the solution in the Bournemouth game, but he did at least finish the game.

Yeah. He grew into the game. And by the end of the, by the end of the game, I'm like, he's, okay. okay, he actually might be ready. Yeah. Also, I think Max Dowman needs to also shape his crust at.

He doesn't know any other way, dog. I know. And I get it. You only, but he's only 16. And listen, bro, it's like slight androgynous. Everybody got a little thin mustache now. Yeah, that is true. Yeah, yeah.

You got a kind of, yeah. As long as he doesn't go full goatee, mate. We know what happens when he goes. He can't. Luckily, he cannot. He cannot, you know. I look at, like, I just looked at the training pictures. And I'm like, yeah, we need like a Steinbrenner.

And there's like, everybody shaved the shit off. your face right now. Honestly, I kind of agree. Try anything, honestly. I'm not, I'm not joking. You know what I mean?

Because I'm going to have to go to like nine temples when I get to Tokyo. They should all wear rainbow clown wigs, man. It should look like created players, man. I want you looking like Tommy the clown out there. Like you lead a bumping group out of South L.A.

That's what the fuck I want to say. It's not illegal to do that. They let Peter Tach wear a fucking foam helmet. I mean, a week while we're on Chelsea to stay off Arsenal 5s against, do you think they're not going to make top 5, I don't think? Oh, yeah, yeah.

I mean, they're definitely, right now. They're not in it. Everton, Everton and Brentford basically gained a point on them. Yeah. Liverpool, I mean, man, you stuttered. Liverpool, Liverpool won. They're four points off Liverpool.

Liverpool also. See, it shouldn't even be no fucking top five this year. It should be us and city. All these other bum-ass team, every other team below city stink. Yeah, right. And I don't want to hear crap about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen with all that shit. It was a lot of...

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Councilman James E. Davis arrives at New York City Hall with a guest. Both men are carrying concealed weapons. And in less than 30 minutes, both of them will be dead. Now everybody in the chambers ducked. A shocking public murder. I scream, get down, get down.

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He alleged he was a victim of flatdown. That may or may not have been political. That may have been about sex. Listen to Rorschach, murder at City Hall on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right. Let's move on. Should we talk about United though really quick?

Because they just play. Yep. For all the fans, because look, a lot of fans, they're sipping our bottle right now, you know. It's United fans. It's City fans. It's Liverpool fans. Chelsea fans. I'm a little upset with Liverpool fans, I know,

because some of them are like, yeah, you're gonna fucking lose. I'm like, motherfuckers, I was rooting for y'all. So you're gonna meet the evil fucking empire. And now you're just switching it up. Oh, so you're with them? Okay.

But yeah, United one, leads United two. Lissandro Martinez had to get, just wanted to check real quick if Dominant Calvert Luhin's hair line was legit. I think that's what he was doing, just making sure just how legit the ponytail was. He got sent off for violent conduct, but it was already too late. They were, I think they were already down to Nell by that point.

So wasn't Nathan Okofor. I kept thinking of Ameca Ocalfour when I kept saying that. That's my American sports. That's legend, buddy. That's my American sports brain going off with two goals. The second, that volley he had was, I just love when some players, like, bro, fuck it, I'm having this shit. Like, I'm just smashed it towards a goal, got it in. And even his first goal was pretty just like,

it's funny when you see these players like, like it leads, you could tell they went in there, be like, I don't think we're going to win. Because when he first scored, he did the thing with like, yep,

mm-hmm, a little shock to, Ocalfour was like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, we did that. And then he grew into it for a second goal, and then Casamiro had a headed goal in the 16th,

but were you on that one, United fans? I will say, Daniel Farca, I think he's going to, I think Leeds are safe now, and let's give that man a, give that hats off.

He looks. He looks like Gerald Depardue, you know. He looks like a little bit. I mean, DeFardu is pretty bulbous looking. He looks like he'd play Obelix in the Asterix live action movie. Whoa. Wait, what the stuff? I just love the depth of the reference.

Can you, I just want to search it. Who? Is it Obelix from the Astros. Is this some French, this is some British French stuff going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it? Ash. What?

What's the show called? Asterix. Asterix. Asterix. Like an asterisk. But it's like sick though. It's like a sick asterisk. Oh, this, the dude, yeah, with the little Viking helmet with the wings on it.

Yeah, dude. Wait, so you're saying he looked like which one? The big one? Obelix. He looks like the bigger dude. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. Yeah, a little bit.

I mean, that's slightly harsh. That's right. He's a big ass face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. base and the slightly big nose, but I mean, I've really turned what I've meant to be quite a compliment into a bit of a

bit of a sort of a meaner thing than a menacee because I don't, I don't want to disparage on how they look, but I mean, I'd say I don't want to do that. I've done two lookalikes of him, but he's just a fun looking guy. Yeah, yeah. He looks like he could drink. He does look. He looks like he likes a pint.

And then after I got in a cab in Ireland and the Irish cab driver had spoiled Leeds for 50 years, he goes, he's not, he's not good, he's not up to it, he's not good. And since that moment, they put on a proper run leads and they lost twice to Arsenal, I think 4-0. Yeah. So shout out on the way.

But no, I think they're up and I think for hats off. Hats off. Yeah, for sure, for sure. I mean, they're on 36, they're not going to, they're out of like Europe's spot. It's like they're 11 points behind Brentford. Oh, well, well, what? Yeah.

I thought you were the D.C. You're the D.C. You know, boy, that was twice. The D.C. sniper over here. Yeah, my bad, buddy. Yeah, they were dancing in the relegation zone. They're like, they got their ass up out the pool. But you know who did?

Tottenham Hotspur. Wow. And see, something feels odd, though. Like, I feel like we're like these binary stars. Like, why are we both fucking up at the same time? I liked it better when we were like, see ya. And now we're like, what's the energy around North Wonder right now? They are now in the relegation zone.

18th place on 30 points. The West Ham result before them, where they won, took them to 32 points. So they're two points below West Ham now. And they did not have a great weekend playing Brentford. Or not Brentford.

Or who do they play? We play Sunderland away. Sunderland, yeah, playing Sunderland. Romero. Romero, out for the season. Yeah. I feel bad. I mean, actually, I mean, I know,

I don't like these. Didn't he get like a shove from Brobie? I hate one who it shoved and injured. That's a weird blind spot in the game where someone shoved someone from behind and gets them injured. But that aside, I mean, when you're in that zone, did deserve he say the players were worried about it happening? Like, the players are worried about relegation,

which is making them, like, relegated. Yeah. Like Arsenal, assuming, worried about bottling the league. And somehow you're not doing the thing that you want to do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was not a great injury. And also, I mean, as we record this, it looks like Hugo T.K. did his Achilles. So that's like at least eight months right there for him, which sucks. Is that I don't know one of those injuries? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It used to be your whole life. You know what I'm saying? In the 80s. But yeah, yeah, exactly. It's like you're just be walking fun. You know, Jabari made a good point in the chat. I think we actually need to put our heart and soul into Tottenham staying up, God.

Slump Buster style. Yep. We just, we just, we just start rooting for them relentlessly and then kind of like, it's like Arsenal, who's that? Like we're leading the show with Tottenham results. As in, we're playing expression clips. We're rooting for them to stay up.

Yeah. We ship the show entirely to, we start doing like live broadcasts from, BMO whenever L-AFCs at home. We're like, we learn Korean to speak to the sunwatch. we just A full ship Could maybe get us this title I'm not there yet

I don't know if I have But You're not open to that Well I'm I'm curious I'm curious I will say I'm curious I will say I'm curious For sure

At this point I feel like Yeah Anything is possible But yeah Spurs I'll tell you it's not possible Them Them being better

than West Ham Westham seems to have gotten their act together. Yeah. Which is so funny too to have like a manager that you flog then be like being like, oh, how are y'all doing over there? That movie's written. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

But yeah, they're, I mean, I don't know. Who are they got next? They have Brighton at home. They got Brighton at home to Brighton. Wolves away. Vila away. Leads at home. And then they end.

They end with Chelsea away, which who knows. I mean. And Everton at home. No, I don't go Everton at home who are very good. Oh, yeah, for their last one. Right, right. And that could be Everton to get into the Champions League as well, which is just a weird old. And also I'm just thinking like, Chelsea has a history of fucking up Tottenham's Christmas, like in 2016 when they were chasing Lester, potentially.

Wasn't they in second place? And then Eden Hazard scored that goal that basically was like, sorry, y'all, this ain't happening for y'all. So I don't know if history will repeat itself there. Montottenham. You can stay up, guys. We're ready. I believe. Good. Thank. Oh, God. I don't think I'd ever say that.

I'm getting ill. I'm getting ill. I'm getting ill even thinking about that. I'm sorry. No, it's okay. It's okay. We're all ill for different reasons. Just to go around two, there's just some fun stuff. The Georgino Chapel Rowan update. Did you put that? Who put that? Was that Jabari?

Basically, he said more information has come to light and he was maybe a bit hasty calling her like a horrible person. Yo, this shit, Bobo's tanked Chapel Rowan's entire career. What, man? Georgini, I was just spreading gossip. Yeah, he basically was like, hey, man, I kind of came, I kind of came in hot. I'm not going to lie, I came in hot, I thought I heard some shit that wasn't true. He said, quote, I made my initial statement in the heat of the moment.

After hearing that my child and wife had been approached by an adult male security guard in an intimidating way, I reacted as any father would. My priority is and always will be protecting my family. And that's what I did. At the time, we acted on information that was available to us. Since then, I've become aware of new information that has changed my understanding of parts of what happened. Chapel made a public statement. I reached out privately, or she reached out privately to my wife, and our teams also spoke directly. It became clear that she had no knowledge of what took place at breakfast and had not asked anyone to approach them. She was understanding and sympathetic to what happened to our child. So the way that's written is it sounds like he's previously been,

his daughter and wife have previously been approached by a seven-year-old girl security guard who he doesn't have a problem with. It's the fact that it's an adult male that is the one that he's like, that's what they're an adult male security. Yeah. Just having to add as many. If it's a non-binary 11-year-old, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just doing everything he can to add those modifiers to make it as scary as possible. I like that he just said I reacted as any father. I reacted as any father would by writing a lengthy post Yep, on Instagram. And putting it on my social by using my platform. Yeah, exactly. I mean, he definitely was using like the kind of

person who's like a micro-influencer and like misses their flight. Like, I'm going to post this and you're going to go viral Southwest Airlines. You're like, no, the fuck we aren't full. We're already known as a shitty year. You're lady with a huge hat. I can see that lady. You just did. Huge floppy hat and a scarf. And the scarps like dragging behind.

behind her. I'm going to post this to my followers. I'm going to post this to my followers. The person who knows their aggregate number of followers in all social media platforms. Yeah. I have a 500,000 total followers. I have a combined 9.8,000 followers. Okay?

That's on 17 different platforms. So, yeah, I'd watch your step. That's Zanga. Yeah. That's your hooligans. Black Planet. I still have an account there. Um, don't ask.

Rachel P. Dolazol. Yeah, that's me. Uh, shit. Um, it's, yeah, I don't know. We'll see what, what goes on with Chaparron. She definitely had the shit end of that stick. I just felt like after that was so funny to see her constantly having, like, talk about it was a security guard. Then like, what's the security guard saying?

Like, why are you doing this to children? It's all because of the power of Georgino. Man, he's going to get mentioned in her next album. Their next album. Pardon. Yeah. Yeah. Italy, there was this other post,

a Trist troll post, about Italy wanting to host the next World Cup as a way to get in. But I don't know. Things aren't really making me laugh these days as much as they're doing. Oh, damn, dude. Yeah.

Oh. I used to like making fun of the Italians, you know, bro. It's like, shit ain't hitting the same, bro. Do you want to do some bad Coke in the bathroom? Would that make you feel better? That's what I've been doing the whole night,

bro. Just pub dust, bro. bro. Pub dusting out. Yeah, bro. I'm doing his farting the whole time. Everybody's getting away from me. That's what you call your nose.

Your pub duster, mate. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let me break out the old pub duster real quick. The pub dust buster. Anyway, is that it? Anything else? Orvoire, Barcelona.

Yeah. Danny Amo looked terrible in this game. That was my main takeaway. It just seemed like he couldn't do anything right. And also, Diego Simioni had he was doing like bang bus hands You remember the dude on bang bus

He used to had a crazy When the red card came up He was doing like the bang bus hand Remember that dude used to shake hands Mad weird That's some American shit Was bang bus like porn or something? Yeah

This is early internet porn You know nasty You know You see some previews Yeah Hey I gotta do it yeah Hey

I feel fire. Yeah. Fire. Now I got them. Now you have to extinguish the fire. I am fire. Now they got me out. Okay, bro.

I can't even. My computer's ruined now. They got me out here looking for the bang bus guys. Oh, go away. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have sent you there. Don't do that. He accidentally signed up to an online gambling website.

Based in Macau. Fuck. Yeah. All right. It is what it is. I got to king of my computer. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Oh, what's a blue waffle? Oh, let me click on this. All right, I'll do that later. All right, y'all. I guess that's going to do it for this week. We'll be back next week where we get even more terrifying information. I mean, we might be back next week or depending on results. Yeah.

We might never podcast again. Might take another day. It might just be AI voices. So what is it? Yeah, you might be in the pit. So what are we? So we don't, we're not doing crystals. The crystals is gone.

Are we doing the crystals? We're up in the crystals. I'm actually going to go to House of Intuition after this. And I'm going to get the. biggest crystal that they have. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. I don't care what it is. I might, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna, I'll probably go to a temple.

I might, I might, I might go to, um, to church of my mother-in-law. Oh my God. Okay. Oh, hold on. I sit through a Catholic mass that you deserve to win. Are you a Catholic? Are you Catholic, though? I mean, um, my son is baptized. Why'd you ask like it was the Crusades, Miles? Why did you say? Well, I got married and, I got married and, I got married and, I'm just more like, look, let's not, let's not, let's not, let's not, I don't want to fornicate and desecrate.

I got married in the church. You know how this shit boomerang back, but. I got married in the Catholic church in the end. That's good. All right. And the priest said, if I wanted to, he could baptize me. But then he called me Richard when we were doing the, when he's introduced me at the wedding. And then I was like, dude, if you're not going to learn my name, I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to give me a bath.

Br. I was almost going to let you, help my hands across my chest. like this and let you duck me back. But not after that, Richard. Shit. All right, y'all, do you guys have anything to plug? Where are you guys going to be? What are you up to? Elysian theater, April 23rd.

And the next Thursday as well, the 30th and San Francisco, April 26th at the Lost Church. Fuck with me. Okay. I'm in Sunnyvale and Sacramento May 8th and 9th. And I'm doing like Chattanooga. Just a fun word to say. And Charlotte and Greenville between May, I think 17 and 19, or 19, said 20. And then 20, end of the month, is that the 28th, 29th weekend?

I'm in D.C. Yeah. A. Chris Martin. A.christmartin.com. Chrismarkin.com. All right, y'all. We'll see you next week. We'll know more, and he'll know more about us.

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