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Hello, the internet, and welcome to this episode of the Weekly Zeitgeist.
These are some of our favorite segments from this week, all edited together into one nonstop infotainment laughstravaganza.
Yeah, so without further ado, here is the weekly zeitgeist well speaking of things you shouldn't do while
stranded somewhere uh we we wanted to check in with the thai cave uh rescue effort the 12
boys and one coach uh who are stranded in a cave uh nice shade for that coach so much i just feel
like i feel like the whole world has given up on the coach
like nobody
when they're giving the count of
people alive left in the
cave they're like four more
boys to go
they don't mention the coach
in the headline they're like and the coach is in there
I guess whatever
do the boys give them the tea they probably know if the coach is in there
no no he's alive.
Oh, he's alive.
I think people just assume he was in charge
and he got them stranded
a mile and a half deep in a cave.
So people are just like,
if he has to die, if he has to use
his body as a flotation device.
Or a buffet.
Do what you have to do, boys.
But yeah, so eight of them are out, which is, there were all these articles over the
weekend that Super Producer Ana Hosnier forwarded on an article from the New York Times that
gave some visuals of how narrow the cave is.
One point in the cave is the width of a basketball hoop.
What's the official diameter of a basketball hoop?
I don't know.
Because I know this hole is 15 inches.
Yeah, it's thereabouts.
It seems like it looks like it.
The basketball hoop diameter is 18 inches,
so it's smaller than a basketball hoop.
It's like one of those fair basketball hoops
where you shoot on it and it looks like it's the right size,
but it's actually too small.
Coming off the heel every time.
Right.
Yeah, so it's really, I don't know, it's terrifying.
But just as we're getting these terrifying details,
they're starting to pull these kids out.
And apparently the coach has a sense.
Even that deep in the cave, he has a sense of the zeitgeist
because he's not taking any of the resources when they bring him in.
He's just being as selfless as possible
because he probably knows already this is a bad look.
Oh, it's a real bad look.
He got these 12 kids stranded inside a cave.
Not only will I leave your kids to victory.
Right.
Exactly.
I'll leave them to danger.
To a fucking cave where it'll be an international incident.
Pretty crazy story, though.
This poor, poor coach, in a way, you know,
because he will literally never
coach a team again.
We can't take no advice from him.
He's like, quick guys, to the cave.
And then also knowing that like wait
he's an assistant, he's not the head coach.
Right. They interviewed the head coach
recently. I didn't get
all the details of it but I'm sure he
was like this motherfucker. Translated from
Thai was just SMH. He was like I don motherfucker. Translated from Thai was just S-M-H.
He was like,
I don't know what the fuck
they're doing in there.
Direct quote.
Direct quote in Thai.
Could you imagine
if they did give him his job back?
Like,
anytime he'd be trying
to tell me a play,
I'd be like,
but bro,
you got us stuck
in that cave, though.
Yeah.
Every time he's talking,
the whole team just side on him.
What the fuck is this?
Joy, what's up, Caveman?
So we gonna run the ball?
Caveman. Just call him Caveman. Somebody tell Nick Cave to get the fuck out of here., I'm some caveman. So we gonna run the ball? Caveman.
Just call him caveman.
Somebody tell Nick Cave to get the fuck out of here.
Hey, what's his advice?
But yeah, really, in the beginning, I understand why so many people before were just like,
just set up a fucking line, get them to walk out, and blah, blah, blah.
There were so many takes on Twitter I was reading of people who were divers and things
like that who were just like, I don't get it. It's so easy. Just fucking blah, blah, blah. And then you look at these fucking diagrams, and you're like, oh, so there were so many takes on Twitter I was reading of people who were divers and things like that who were just like, I don't get it.
It's so easy.
It's just fucking blah, blah, blah.
And then you look at these fucking diagrams and you're like, oh, shit.
It's so deep.
Yeah, it's so deep.
It's underwater.
The most rigorous one is like a U-shaped dip that they have to like swim down and then up out of that has like that hole.
And yeah, when you're dealing with like really small kids who literally can't swim.
And are afraid. Yeah. And tired. with really small kids who literally can't swim and are malnourished.
And tired.
So they're having to drag them
because these kids,
most of them can't swim
and one person is in charge
of holding the oxygen tank
behind the kid
while the kid is breathing into it
and then the other person
is guiding them out.
Just pulling them along.
And they do have a rope
but it's just such a treacherous path
and people die in cave diving things who are expert cave divers.
We saw one of the Thai Navy SEALs die just bringing them oxygen.
So it's super treacherous.
It's not as easy as I thought it was, certainly.
Like we said on Friday's episode, it is six hours going against the grain,
going against the current,
and five hours going with the current to get.
So it's an 11-hour round trip.
Oh, my God.
Also, producer Ana Hosnia is pointing out that the kids who don't know how to swim, they have to hold their bodies.
So it's basically a three-person job.
Right.
Trying to get through a basketball hoop,
like smaller than a basketball hoop size cave.
Well, at that part they're gonna be
like look bro i'm gonna go ahead of you don't get panicked i will be on the other side of this 15
inch hole right to pull you through so please i feel like that's the thing they really have to
worry about is just keeping those kids as calm as possible which is why they have to put those
different masks on too because like a regular scuba setup with like a regulator could easily
come out and then be a huge issue and like i mean
how many people do you know who are claustrophobic like i know probably everybody just in the in last
week talking about people who don't sit in the window seat i know plenty of people who are like
yeah no no no no no like yeah you know i have five people in my nuclear family like one of them is
super claustrophobic it's just like you know like how many of these kids are claustrophobic and are
just gonna be like freaking out?
Yeah, and dark underwater hole would probably make anybody claustrophobic too.
Like I can't even sit in a car for 11 hours.
Like I'm not trying to swim through a cave for 11 hours.
Can you sit on a plane for 11 hours?
Bruh, yeah, I can do that.
But a car.
That's because I only fly first class.
What do you mean?
And when I said car, I even meant Mercedes.
I wasn't saying, don't just assume any car.
I was in a Maybach.
Y'all didn't hear about my United incident?
No, but I'm late.
I fly for free.
I fly for free everywhere.
For free.
Yeah, one of the other details, a thing they've been trying to do is run an Ethernet cable.
Something, yeah.
Into the cable.
Get a phone line, basically.
So that they can talk to their parents
for the first time or something.
Because right now,
they're just sending out notes like,
Mom and Dad,
please take me to pork barbecue.
Man, that's how you know
these kids are hungry
because they're like,
please take me to food
when I get out.
It's not like,
yo, I promise to be good
or whatever.
It's not like I realize
what life means now.
It's like,
we're going to hit up
that McDonald's on the way home.
BBQs.
Now, wait, you said they were running a cable to going to hit up that McDonald's on the way home. BBQs. Now wait,
you said they were running
a cable to try to,
ethernet cable?
Scuba driving that shit.
Are you kidding me?
I can't get Comcast
to come to my house
between the hours
of nine and three.
And they swimming cables
five hours down
to get some cable.
Scuba men.
Shit,
I need some tie cable.
What they got over there?
I can't even get the man
to pull up
and then he come,
he be like,
I don't got my tools.
I'm sorry he's like
this work order
is wrong for what you need
I'm sending somebody else
tomorrow
bro we need to
outsource cable
because they doing it
right in Thailand
clearly
that is exactly
what happens to me
every single time
a cable person comes
they're like
oh sorry
you got the wrong box
yeah the work order
I'm sorry
they messed up
on this work order
you driving a big ass truck you telling me you ain't got no other what the fuck is in that big ass van right what's
in there a lot of a lot of cat four cat five right yeah yeah but apparently because they are uh
conducting this rescue plan according to the rules of hollywood movies they have rescued the
eight strongest kids thus far,
and they're saving the weakest kids for last.
So I thought they would go the other direction,
but apparently, so the kids who are in the most danger
are still left to go.
So the tension ratchets up from here.
Who goes in there and chooses?
I'm sure the doctors,
because that's sort of a triaging kind of strategy,
but I think what they were doing is taking the strongest kids first because they're, like, if shit goes south with them, it'll be easier to figure out.
Like, it's better to take the strongest kids first so they can foresee any obstacles down the road.
Like, it's better to do your first runs with kids who aren't totally weak.
But when they go in there, though, I feel like you could tell me that and I could be little Tiny Tim in there with like a little stick walking around.
Right? I'm still trying to go
first. Right. That's where it's
a little fucked up or even like you start
talking shit about your other homies that went through. Like I don't know
why the fuck you went through. Man, Jerome not even that good
of a basketball player. When are you going to take him before they take me?
Fuck, if I die here that would actually
be a tragedy to the sport.
But I like the fact that they
even though that was their strategy
that they take the strongest ones out,
they were still just like,
nah, the coach, you stay in here, man.
Yeah.
I mean, you know that coach better be like,
nah, nah, I'm good.
Make sure the kids eat first.
If we have enough air left.
Right.
If we have enough air left.
Maybe.
Then I'll go.
I can't wait for them to bring the next four kids out
and then they're just like
gotta go back
fuck ass coach
oh I guess
we're ready for you now
sir
every time they get
a kid out
everybody's clapping
the coach come out
they're just like
oh hey
look who decided
to join us
a lot of teeth
that would have been
oh
hey shit
that would have been
fucking amazing
I would have had
so much respect
for this guy
if he had insisted on being the first out.
He was just like, wait.
He's like, I'm coming out, give me out.
Wait until the full T-report comes out on this thing
when the kids go, first of all, coach was like,
oh, let me show y'all this cool shortcut in the cave.
And we're like, we should probably get out.
And he was like, no, no, it's cool.
I smoke cigarettes in here.
You've got to go off the path, though.
It's really dope.
We watch.
And then, or, yeah, then cut to when the rescuer came out of the coach. He was like, yo, no, it's cool. He smoked cigarettes in here. You've got to go off the path, though. It was really dope. We watched. Yeah.
Or, yeah, then cut to when the rescuer came out and the coach, he was like,
yo, get me out first.
He, like, quietly says it to him over the side.
He's like, hey, these kids are going to fucking kill me.
Get me out of here.
Hey, they can't swim anyway.
I can swim.
I got half a Reese's in my pocket.
Right.
I can tell the shit.
The rescuers are like, that doesn't work on me.
He's trying to bribe
the rescuers with candy.
Hey, you hungry, man?
They're like,
no, I'm not
straight into the cave.
How do you still have candy
after 10 days?
I had a bunch.
Wait, coach,
you got candy?
Coach, you got candy
this whole time?
No, no, no.
He's lying.
He's lying.
He's lying.
I never had the candy.
It's time to once again
check in with the Civility Wars. Civility Wars. That's lying. I never had the candy. It's time to once again check in with the...
Civility Wars.
Civility Wars.
That's actually probably the better one.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, Civility Wars.
Civility.
Pardon me, racist.
So the way this works is that anytime anybody confronts a right-wing person, we hear about
it in the national media.
confronts a right-wing person.
We hear about it in the national media.
And so we have heard over the weekend,
Mitch McConnell was yelled at by protesters as he left a restaurant.
Yes, he left a restaurant.
This poor man was just trying to eat sustenance.
I know.
And because of, I don't know what it is.
I mean, these protesters just realized
that separating young children from their parents
is just how we get down in the U.S.
so you can get on board or get out.
Right, because that's what they were yelling at.
They were yelling things like,
now I want to just say,
if you play this podcast in front of your children,
please put them in another room
because I'm about to say some really fucked up shit.
Okay.
Starting with that.
The warning already had curses in it.
Oh, my bad.
Boy, well, brace yourselves for this one.
They said, where are the babies, Mitch?
Or abolish ICE.
And one man had the audacity, the caucasity, to call him Turtle Head.
Oh, my gosh.
Mean.
Mean.
Think about Mitch's digestion, you guys.
He just ate.
He's trying to, you know.
And calling him a turtle head?
That's really messed up.
I mean, and I think that's some kind of racial slur for people who look like turtles.
Was he actually picking up $80 sushi?
No, no, this is another one.
Okay, so up next is our boy Teenage Mutant Ninja Goebbels, Stephen Miller.
So this story is great.
So apparently, I would rather act this out the way the Washington Post describes it.
So he was apparently telling other people at the White House this was his tea.
He goes, so basically, I go to the sushi restaurant by my house and I get $80 worth of takeout.
And as I'm leaving, one of the bartenders comes out, flips me off and starts cursing
at me.
I mean, I was so upset.
I didn't even want to eat my sushi and I threw it away.
Again, digestion, guys.
Think about their stomachs.
This is not easy about their stomachs this man's story on their stomach his sob story is he picked up 80 fucking dollars worth of sushi for
himself and because someone probably presumably called him a fascist or some other you know thing
about true truism about him like he's a white supremacist uh that he basically it ruined his
meal right so i mean that's pretty fucked up also if you're getting 80 sushi takeout
you're living a whole different lifestyle that's right that's show your yes please show yourself
into the bubble just for him by himself too because i mean yeah you know he doesn't well
that's a baller move he doesn't live with people i've always said you got money when you can get
high and then go to sushi oh yeah that's how If you can do sushi takeout from a restaurant, not from the grocery store.
But being in that motherfucker high where you could just keep going, do you want anything else?
He'd be like, yes, I do.
I would like to add 72 more dollars to this bill.
I'm mad he threw it away, though.
That's what kicks me.
It just shows you how, you know, get my smelling salts.
Because look, oh, my God, he yelled it. He gave me the finger and I was so look. Oh my God. He yelled it.
He gave me the finger.
And I was so offended.
With both hands.
It's ruined my meal.
It ruined my meal.
And then cut to now.
Fascist Barbie, Bigot Barbie in chief, Tommy Lahren.
She went on Judge Jeanine's show to blame Maxine Waters because Maxine Waters has apparently just made it hell for her racist existence to be, I guess, pleasant anymore.
Because I think she lives in L.A., which is also homegirl.
What are you thinking?
You think you're not going to get that smoke out here?
So this is Judge Jeanine and Tommy Lahren showing you just how, I don't know, how disconnected from reality this whole world is i mean peep this
judge i gotta tell you since maxine waters came out and she encouraged her followers and her
supporters to i guess continue the attacks on the right it's gotten worse i've seen it in my
personal life get worse in the last couple of weeks and she's actually making it very dangerous
especially for young women like myself i find it funny because many of the people that have been attacked, harassed, assaulted have been conservative women.
So where's the left on this?
Where are the feminists that are about female empowerment?
Time's up.
Me too.
Where are their voices in this?
Because I don't see them coming out to defend conservative women as they should when we are literally being attacked for our beliefs.
Where are the feminists?
They're not going to be there, Tommy.
I'll tell you right now.
Yeah, earlier in the segment, Judge Jeanine goes,
show me one instance where a person on the right has attacked a person on the left.
Now, Judge Jeanine, I mean, I could show you a video of fucking neo-Nazi
running people down in their fucking car.
In a vehicle.
That could be one
thing or you know when uh people on the right refer to nfl players as sons of bitches because
they are peacefully protesting police violence uh or here how about something more you know recent
for example a 92 year old mexican man was beat with a brick uh by a woman after he like was he
was walking on the sidewalk crossing them and
accidentally like ran in like the toddler ran into him right and then she said why don't you go back
to your country started beating him with a brick that i don't know if she just packs a brick on her
or she picked one loose off the ground and then four other men joined in to stomp this 92 year
old mexican man out that's what an attack is someone coming up to your face and saying yo you're racist you
should be ashamed of yourself shame shame shame that's not being attacked you may be subject to
someone's anger in a verbal way but this is not approaching the kind of vitriolic just outrageous
kind of shit that you're seeing on the right case in point the deputy district attorney of san
bernardino county which should already clue you up to many things, this guy Michael Selium, he said, among all kinds of other crazy shit on Facebook, he said about Maxine Waters, quote, being a loudmouth cunt in the ghetto, you would think someone would have shot this bitch by now.
Cue Samantha Bee's eye roll of the fucking century.
of the fucking century.
Because if they really want to go there,
let's see everybody
get up in arms
about this man
who is also,
like,
what is this?
Someone should,
you think someone
would have shot this bitch?
So you're now,
you're,
I mean.
You're like calling out
a hit on Auntie Maxine.
I don't know what's going on.
And also,
you're calling her a cunt.
First of all,
culturally,
I just want y'all to know
that black people
don't take as much offense
to cunts as white people do.
And when I found that out,
I started using that
as my secret N-word.
I be calling people cunts all the time
because I didn't realize
that it actually got a reaction out of people.
It's like how black people don't say cock.
Yeah, we don't say cock.
We're cock.
Oh, God, it's so bad.
It's so bad in my mouth.
Oh, it's so bad.
It feels so bad.
It feels so...
Oh, wait.
I'm leaving that one alone.
But it's crazy to me that she's calling off feminism because it's like, bitch, now don't
act like y'all are feminists.
Y'all hoes trying to have us all be handmaids, okay?
I watch that show like a look into the future.
I'm like, this is.
Well, and also, feminism is inherently about equality.
Exactly.
So if you're out here screaming all this xenophobic shit you've you're already demonstrating you aren't
you have no interest in equality yeah you're not into feminism so there's this idea that i think
for them women just just means women have to stick with women no matter how problematic their
viewpoints are if someone is saying something you know like let's be real it's not like all these
people aren't on wax saying all kinds of inflammatory shit. And now suddenly they're like, I don't see what happened.
What did I do?
And if you put hate out and you get hate back,
like that's exactly what the universe does.
You give what you give.
So that's what they're putting into the universe.
And I think that Tommy Lauren is also trying to brag here.
Like Auntie Maxine don't care about you, girl.
She don't know you, girl.
Like Mariah Carey says, I don't know her.
I don't know her.
I don't know her.
What conservative women have been assaulted? She specifically said they've been assaulted she said
assaulted yeah uh conservative women have been assaulted is getting your cheese plate paid for
and being asked to politely leave apparently that is it it's really interesting how you know before
when barack obama was in power all these people wanted to talk all this crazy shit and like you know their whole existence was based off of you know trolling the
libs or whatever but that's not a real stress that's not a real rhetorical strategy that's just
a game you engage in for your own ego right and now that they're in power this shit looks really
weird and they're even kind of like oh yeah like it's hard to have all these hot takes,
especially now because I can't argue it.
Like the right is in power.
The GOP is in power.
So I can't really kind of go off the same way I did,
but then at the same time I want to,
but then if someone calls me out,
then suddenly I'm the kind of snowflake that I used to call liberal.
It all just,
they're very sensitive. Yeah. It all just. They're very sensitive.
Yeah.
It's all become very,
I think they're sort of realizing the limits
of this rhetorical strategy in a way.
They like when the liberals get outraged
over something Trump does,
like that gives them energy.
But anytime liberals push back a little bit
on conservatives, they get scared.
They do not like the conflict.
Well, because I think they realize too,
they are typically,
I believe that they are in a minority in terms of thinking that this kind of outright, out-in-the-open racism is what everybody in this country is down for because they're not.
Yeah.
You know, there are people who – because most – you know, you're seeing it right there.
That's why people are wanting to explain to you this is not right.
wanting to explain to you this is not right.
Now, we should say there are two stories of actual assaults that are being covered heavily by the right-wing media,
like Drudge.
His top story right now is a white man beaten with skateboard
in alleged San Fran hate crime.
I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh.
And we don't have all the details,
but the story is being treated like a national scandal.
Allegedly a Latino teenager
who they don't have a
actual positive ID on
so they're just going off description
that he's Latino, said something
racist to a white guy and then
hit him with the skateboard. That's
all the very scant details. Has this person
been arrested? Nope. So this is just a guy saying
a Latino said something racist to me, hit me with a skateboard.
Did we see the,
was there any evidence
of the Latino?
Nope.
Any photos?
Not yet.
Because that's crazy
because I have all kinds
of video of white people
calling the police
on people of color
for no reason.
Damn, we're looking
at the skateboard right now.
Is it broken in half?
That's not the actual thing.
That's just a picture
of a broken deck.
Oh, I thought that was
the actual skateboard.
I was like, well, damn,
he went to town on him. They just put a broken skateboard. See, look at this. That looks like a picture of a broken deck. Oh, I thought that was the actual skateboard. I was like, well, damn, he went to town on him. They just
put a broken skateboard. See, look at this.
That looks like a post-failed move
frustration board break. The other
assault that we
do have visual evidence
on, there's the guy in San Antonio
who threw
a drink in the face of a
teen who was wearing a MAGA hat and
then took the hat off his head and, you know, tore a couple of the face of a teen who was wearing a MAGA hat and then took the hat off his head
and, you know, tore a couple of the guy's hairs out when he took the hat off his head.
So that's how it becomes an assault.
That was, you know, top of drudge news last week.
But I just, again, so if we're using, you know, just a person from one political ideology, you know, fucking with a person from another political ideology here.
Like if that if that is the standard, there is literally two examples of conservatives murdering people last year.
year. There was a dude on a train in Portland last year who was physically assaulting women who had like head scarfs on and people tried to defend them. And he stabbed those two people to death.
And like, but nobody was like, well, this is like a political war because that person wasn't an
official representative of the Republican Party. So like, it's just crazy that they are trying to create this narrative
that there is, like, a small civil war happening in the streets.
A lot of people, too, they do this thing where they're like,
well, just because you support Trump doesn't mean you're racist.
Now, let me tell you why I have a problem with that.
Donald Trump has made it very
clear where he stands on a number of issues. And it's quite clear to me that he is racist. Now,
again, the defense to that will be name one thing that he's done that's racist. It's usually this
is the this is the rhetoric that's being used. I don't need to show you because you can look at all of his
policies and who the winners and losers are the losers are typically women and people of color
and uh i now i'm not saying that uh i think you can be a republican and not be a racist
as there are some there are some principled conservatives that i still know who are like
this is not what i need to represent being a conservative American. Right. But when you have a president who is so outrightly racist and you are so vocal in your support
of this racist person, I can assume that you are a supporter of racism.
That's when, you know, I just feel like a lot of these people who like wear the MAGA
hat and stuff, a lot of these people know that the MAGA hat basically triggers people yeah you know and
just like those uh two young white women who went to Howard University who were all MAGA'd out and
walking through their like you know what you wanted yeah you're on an all-black you want to
go onto an all-black campus wearing all this stuff because it's their symbols they're they they
communicate to other people this hate this ideology of hate or at the very least discrimination.
Yeah.
If you want to go diet with it.
But let's call it what it is.
And people hate, I think, a lot of times when people compare Donald Trump to like Hitler and like that kind of like Nazi, you know, stuff.
But it's like this stuff didn't start off, you know, like at the Holocaust.
It was way more chill before that.
You know what I mean? Before they started to declare war
on a certain race of people and
eventually be able to intern them
and then kill them.
If we are reading history
and we don't want it to repeat itself
and also, I'm sure there were some
nice Nazis. It was probably a Johan
who was filing all the paperwork
and he was the coolest guy at the camp.
But guess what? He was a damn Nazi and not a good person.
So if you're going to stand by and ignore people's rights
and empower people who are trying to hurt others,
you're just as bad as that person,
even if you're not the one actually doing the harm.
Guys, take Hitler seriously, but not literally.
He doesn't literally mean he's going to do these bad things.
Right, exactly.
Come on.
Next thing we know.
Please, just ask yourself if you are a person who is defending equality or you
actually like the idea of people not having access to the same opportunity.
And put yourself in that space.
My whole position on everything is it's all about giving everybody equal shot.
No matter what, even if it's your political ideology, at the end of the day, I still even
want people who support Trump to win because I think at the end of the day, I still even want people who support Trump to win
because I think at the end of the day
you're human beings.
But I think you have to realize
there's a way for everybody to win.
Right.
And my only last thought on that
is because I'm from Texas
and I have a lot of family members
who've actually expressed
that sentiment of like,
we're not bad people,
we just support Trump
and blah, blah, blah.
It's like, look,
people make mistakes, okay?
We all do stupid shit.
And I don't think anybody's
a bad person for voting for Trump,
but I think that by now
you should know better. And if you vote for him again, but i think that by now you should know better and if you vote for him again then you should know what
he stands for and i've even had to look at my own life with people that i have in my life who
ride for this dude and in the beginning i thought it was a joke and now i'm like shit you might have
this really fucked up worldview and it's easy for you to just sort of use this cover of saying
well i support trump i'm not a racist to sort of not not just be a full throated bigot.
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The happy story that has been sustaining people's souls for the past,
or at least the one that we were rooting for to end happily has ended happily.
Those Thai kids and their coach are out.
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About how an American man did it all by himself exactly he invented scuba diving yeah the rock will somehow like just
go in there and save them even though he couldn't fit through that tunnel um but yeah uh also uh
one thing we were talking about how awful it's going to be for the coach when he does make it
out because he got those kids stuck and Thai towns are totally rallying around him. His hometown is
like talking about how, you know, he had a really hard life and he's actually a great guy and all
he cares about is these kids. Um, and I think this misunderstanding may actually be based on the fact that we're telling the story in English and English is actually structured in a way that it encourages you to lay blame even when somebody hasn't like done something on purpose.
they've found in studies that when you tell a story in Spanish or Japanese where somebody like accidentally
breaks a vase or something, it's just like the vase broke itself.
Oh, yeah, you never say that someone broke it, yeah.
You never say the vase broke itself.
Yeah, coadita, coadita, like, yeah, is the word you use.
Whereas in English, we're like, Craig broke the vase,
like even if he didn't do it on purpose.
Let's fuck Craig up.
Right, so a bunch of our listeners,
a bunch of the Zeit gang came out.
Someone was like,
actually, you guys are too cynical
and the Thai people are here for this guy
and he's going to be okay.
He was the last one out
and apparently in the early days
of them being stranded in there,
he was only giving the kids his food,
which is the right thing to do,
but still, he did do the right thing to do but still he did
do the right thing and the winner is brett kavanaugh um so i think he was considered maybe
the most quote moderate of the options yeah because he wasn't like out there with full
throated being like i'm all about
bringing christ back right or amy barrett who was like not just life begins at conception like life
begins on bumble like she believes that right the potential for sex is already a child right
there's a politician bob casey from pennsylvania who came out and said that he was against any of the four people being considered.
And he made some good cases.
Basically, his argument was that, you know, he came up with this list of 25 nominees and it was dictated to him by the Heritage Foundation, which is this far right wing Koch brothers funded sort of think tank.
Think tank. Yeah. That is, you know, doing the bidding of corporate interests. And the Supreme
Court has already made decisions that are pro corporations and, you know, make it easier for
corporations to squash unions. And so I don't know, this makes a ton of sense when you realize it's being
filled with candidates who are approved by far right think tanks who are funded by wealthy
corporate interests. You know, I've heard somebody say that the Supreme Court stance on a lot of
policies recently is going from like undemocratic to anti-democratic, basically, when you look at how they're deciding
when it comes to things like gerrymandering
and the role of-
Voter purging.
Voter purging.
Muslim ban.
The role of wealthy people and wealthy private interests
when it comes to funding these candidates.
So that was him coming out in advance of the decision
and just saying, you know, this is
whoever it is, we lose. And I just I think this is worth pointing out because they're one of the big
talking points that the right has come out with is that, you know, protesters were like out ready
for Trump's announcement. And they had these signs that had blanks for the name of the justice.
And then they like filled it in when he announced it was Kavanaugh. And they were like, ah, it's
like mad libs. They were just mad about filling the blank here. Mad libs. Right. And sick burn.
I think the point is that they were all they all fit into this category of sort of right wing
corporate interest funded Supreme Court justice.
Because there's another iteration of that where your sign could have just said all four names.
Right.
And then you just circle the one.
Yeah.
Fuck them all.
Scratch the other ones off.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So no, it's not like we're just mad at anyone.
We're specifically mad about these four people.
Right.
So any choice is bad.
Yeah.
That is a solidly conservative vote on the Supreme Court. So that's
five to four. I read that
that pushes Roberts to like
the swing, the party
boy. It puts him in the party boy seat.
I don't trust that shit at all.
I like that so much better than the deciding
vote is the party boy seat.
Who's the party boy seat? I like party boy seat.
J-Rob? Alright. Yeah.
I mean, he has had had quite a storied career.
I mean, he's been everywhere.
He's like the Mr. Beltway when it comes to the judicial system,
from working with Ken Starr to, you know, I think, who is it?
Paul Begala said when he did the constitutional drive-by on the Bush v. Gore case.
He also seems to think that Trump is an idiot, allegedly.
I don't know.
Yeah, right.
He gave that commencement speech, didn't he, at, where was it, UCLA?
He gave a commencement speech or graduation speech.
Is there a difference between those things?
I don't know.
Yeah.
He gave a speech that was kind of like talking trash about Trump's social media presence
without calling him out.
But it seemed to be like he was talking about having class and dignity and whatnot.
Oh, he's pro-dignity and pro-class?
I think so.
Aren't all these guys in the stability, right?
Yeah.
Well, when he came up, he's like, I love everything.
He's like, clearly you respect the judiciary, Mr. President.
You're like, really?
The guy who's constantly attacking it?
But anyway.
Yeah.
Now he's got his guy who thinks presidential power is absolute.
Well, in some cases. Now, I think, you know, Nick Stumpf and I, super producer, were going back and
forth this morning about, you know, he was sort of like, look, everything's not going to change
all of a sudden overnight. And typically the way the Supreme Court moves is like it takes time and
they don't typically reverse decisions that easily, which, yes, I agree with certain aspects of that.
My biggest concern with him, despite how he's shown himself to sometimes side with the EPA,
most of the time not side with the EPA, are that his voting records kind of show that if it comes to labor disputes,
he typically sides with the employer.
Like, for example, when that orca killed the trainer at SeaWorld in 2010,
Tilikum,
OSHA hit SeaWorld
with a bunch of fines
and they appealed it
and it got to the U.S. Court of Appeals
in the D.C. Circuit
where he sits with Merrick Garland.
Right.
And he said that
they should execute the whale
for doing it,
not that it wasn't SeaWorld's fault.
Well, he basically,
no, no.
I mean, because the whole point was that Osha was saying like,
yo, you ignored the sort of danger that the orca was presenting
and you sort of were negligent in keeping the trainer safe.
Now, obviously, people know they're getting in a tank with a killer whale
is not like being a florist.
So they know what the risks are.
But the point was that they were not fully looking out for the safety as much as they could.
And so his dissenting opinion read,
The Department of Labor, and this is a quote,
cannot reasonably distinguish close contact with whales at SeaWorld from tackling in the NFL or speeding in NASCAR.
The department's sole justification for the distinction is that SeaWorld could modify its shows to eliminate close contact with whales without going out of business.
But so, too, the NFL could ban tackling or punt returns or blocks below the waist.
And likewise, NASCAR could impose a speed limit during its races.
But the department has not claimed that it can regulate those activities.
So that is not the responsible way to distinguish sports from SeaWorld.
Now, completely blameless things like NFL tackling.
Right.
And, you know, brain damage.
That's already a terrible thing.
But I think, you know, he's very, you know, as he said, I will strictly, what is it, like, interpret the Constitution faithfully or whatever.
Which is just basically saying, like, look, if you put an argument in front of me legally that is vague enough that I can, you know, not see the racial animus in something, then I'll vote in your favor.
Like when he upheld like voter ID laws in South Carolina, where they presented him, look, they're
asking to put voter, like they want to make the law so you can only show up to vote with this
specific DMV issued ID. Now, statistically, that would disproportionately affect black voters in
that state. And that's what the argument was like yo this you're using this law
to really disenfranchise this
group and Brett Kavanaugh was like
yeah I don't see the
there's no racist motivation
I'm colorblind you guys I don't see
colorblind
do you see struggle my man
no just do you hear
color nothing
what this sound like to you? How about now?
Nope, still nothing, guys.
How about now, bitch?
Sorry, it must just be my complete...
Yeah, I think, again, it's regardless of, you know,
there are many issues that having this sort of split
in the Supreme Court is going to affect,
from labor laws to LGBTQ rights.
There are many different things.
And yes, I don't see it being cataclysmic change overnight, but they will chip away
slowly but surely and we will be left with a very difficult situation.
Well, it takes someone to bring a case.
And yeah, like you're saying, for him to overlook the racial implications is massively
dangerous because, you know, he says or Trump said that
he is someone who will uphold the Constitution, you know, and it's like that wasn't written
for us.
That wasn't written for all of us.
So if you're just upholding it and not allowing for any modern day lens or any modern day,
you know, a diversified intersectional look at what these laws have, what their implications
are on actual people living now.
Right.
That is dangerous.
Yeah.
He wouldn't have been on those lists if, you know,
and he wouldn't have made it into his final four picks if he wasn't going to.
If he was an actual open-minded judge.
Like that is specifically an organization that is designed to find people
who will help them, you know them move the country in a conservative
way.
And the Koch brothers, mind you, have had a full court press on how to dismantle the
government in any possible way, whether it's them trying to figure out how to trigger a
constitutional convention or whatever.
They have the full plan to do it every which way possible.
And now the court is reliably conservative. I mean,
we'll see. I think in some cases there could be cases that some of these justices may show. I
mean, you know, well, I don't know. All I know is it's 5-4 now. And that's really the one way
to look at this. Now, I mean, from a strategic perspective, Mitch McConnell had specifically
called Kavanaugh out of the four candidates as
being the one who was going to cause the biggest fight because he, like you said, he has all of
this history of being involved. He worked within the George W. Bush White House for a couple of
years. So technically we have access to all, every email he sent and received during that time.
Yeah, like literally millions of records.
That all sits up at the George W. Bush Library.
And, you know, for the past two Supreme Court judicial nominees, the media has, you know, gone and gotten those emails. And I've heard people specifically say, there are so many of
them that we need to open it up to the public so they can pour over them. And I think that's
only fair because no single journalist is going to be able to look through a million emails.
But Reddit can.
Right, exactly. This is exactly what Reddit is designed for.
Reddit, you've been waiting. You've been waiting to be activated.
But yeah, he just has more receipts that you can pull and that's why mitch mcconnell is a little
bit worried about his candidacy and was saying you know the worst case scenario for us for you know
the republicans and conservatives is that this fight gets delayed until after the election then
the democrats win i think our august maybe is
really like i feel like that's the most delaying right now is the after the august recess right
that they can do with all these documents being out there saying hey we need time to look at this
right uh but at least that was a concern that oh yeah because i think he's trying to yeah i mean
he wants it to go as easily as possible because he's a coward.
But I think this is why Trump chose him.
Trump likes fighting.
That is his only way of existing is being in a fight.
It's that or.
He will start a fight.
Or because Raj Shah was on NBC this morning and they asked,
hey, we have a report that you guys did a deal with Justice Kennedy for his resignation that you would appoint his successor.
And he and Judge Kennedy specific Justice Kennedy specifically said Brett Kavanaugh.
And that was part of the deal for him to resign is I will resign if you put Brett Kavanaugh
in my spot.
And Raj Shah did not deny this.
He just said, oh, I can't comment on blah, blah, blah.
It's like, I think that was just their deal
right it was just like okay fam you'll get the fuck out right but what is it gonna take right
like i want you to like you're 81 years old it's not gonna look crazy if you if you uh retire now
and then i guess that was like the one bargaining chip that he had was like okay well if i step down
at least i know brett kavanaugh he clerked for me. Right. I would want him there. Yeah. But that's like, again, that's almost like what Justice Kennedy having like a two lifetimes
worth of power on that bench.
Yeah.
His own.
And then he's like, and I will also.
Is that legal?
I mean, I guess he can technically say like who he would pick.
He could say that in the media.
But yeah, I mean, I mean, it's not like there's like on paper.
It's like, OK, you sign here and this is the agreement that we've drafted up that says we will do this.
There's also the fact that he was involved in the Star Report and then 10 years later came out and
was like, but I don't think any president should have to face a special prosecutor during their
presidency. What? So, and a lot of people point to this idea that he believes that a sitting president should not have to be distracted by a criminal investigation or prosecution while they're in office.
And also, when he was working on the Ken Starr thing, he was very much talking about impeachment.
And I think people are sort of conflating the two things to a certain extent.
Yes, I think he clearly does believe impeachment is a process that the Congress can see through.
And that's completely their prerogative to go through impeachment.
But he also believes that – he still does have this belief that the indictment and trial of a sitting president would cripple the federal government, is his quote. context, if let's say someone brings, you know, they sue over this Mueller investigation,
yes, he would probably, I mean, based on what he's saying, he would probably be all for saying,
yeah, this investigation is a distraction. Now, I don't know how that plays out, whether that means, because he also has said, once a president is out of office, you could sue him for whatever
the fuck you want. And I mean, I guess it's not clear that what Mueller is doing right now, the Mueller investigation as it stands, would violate, you know, what he's what he's against because he's just saying you shouldn't be able to indict or subpoena a sitting president because that's too much of a too much of a distraction.
But I mean, it just lines up in a lot of ways with the Republican argument that's like, you know, this is all a big distraction and we should get rid of it. So just the fact that he has come down with similar talking points to the Republican
objections to the Mueller investigation, it makes sense to me that he is the one that Trump
ultimately went with. Yeah. Well, and also because this is uncharted territory, it's like an actual
unsettled legal question about like whether a president can be indicted or whatever.
And if it gets to that point, that is something that the Supreme Court will have to hear.
And then now you have this guy there being like, no, I don't fuck with that.
So that's really – that's why it's like, well, look, yeah, then you chose the best dude.
And he said he doesn't like it because it can become too easily politicized because the scope of the investigation starts to wander.
And if you believe that while you're working with George Bush, you know.
Right.
What's going on there?
But again, you know, regardless of how people want to cut it up or whatever and look at
it, this is clearly a person who isn't here to side with disenfranchised people or working
people.
Right.
Or, you know, holding employers to any sort of, you know, real standard.
Real standard, yeah.
So what you're saying is more bad news is what we've gotten.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I mean, God, we can only dream, right, that we have a time machine to go back.
We can't go too far back, though.
And get these children to vote.
Anyway.
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You guys, Johnny Depp's not doing well.
What do you mean?
He's, I think, the lead or one of the leads in this new movie, City of Lies,
which was written by me when I was 13.
I'm the goth now.
That sounds like such a stock poster behind us in a movie about Hollywood.
Right, right.
Or anywhere.
Yeah. D.C., right. Or anywhere. Yeah.
DC, LA, New York.
Never dead.
I don't believe in your city of lies.
It's actually about the murder of Biggie Smalls in Los Angeles,
and also with some tie-ins to the murder of Tupac,
which those tie together more closely than I even realized.
Shout out to last podcast on the left.
They just did an episode about the two murders and what actually happened.
And spoiler alert, they're both pretty much solved.
But go check that podcast out if you're interested.
But the dude is dead, though, right?
Yes, they're both.
They're both dead, right?
Both of the people who pulled the trigger are dead.
What's that about?
So Super Producer Ana Hosnia is shaking her head no they're not dead and i think she's referring to the fact that
tupac is still alive oh yes uh which of course because she claims to be tupac and i still don't
believe you johnny depp in this film is playing uh the detective who like put it all together
figured it out uh because of course we need like some grizzled old white cop
to save the day in this story.
I hope he's playing all the guys from last podcast on the left,
like an Eddie Murphy kind of role.
That would be awesome.
Norbit that shit.
But he was apparently on the set of this movie
just drunk a lot of the time,
which, as we found out he's spending you
know hundreds of thousands of dollars on wine every month there was a profile of
him that we went over in Rolling Stone last week or the week before that was
truly bleak and just almost like it was he is the physical embodiment of the corrupting influence of fame in Hollywood.
He's literally like turning into a vampire.
Like he doesn't come out during the daylight
and is drunk and stoned at all times
and just cracking himself up
while his bodyguards and professional chef
are just like, you're the man, Johnny.
And anyways.
That sounds like the movie.
That's what the story tells.
That's the movie.
Yeah.
But anyways, they were filming,
and a location scout tried to shut down the shooting
because they weren't permitted to go any later.
He had already extended the shoot by an hour.
The director was like,
yeah, why don't you try and tell Johnny Depp
that we're not gonna shoot because he's crazy
and presumably wasted.
So the location chief then went over to a cop
and was like, hey, I don't wanna fuck with Johnny Depp,
he's crazy, but can we shut this down?
Johnny Depp overheard and just ran up
and started beating the guy
and screaming at him.
Punched him in the ribs
a couple times and then
offered him $100,000 to punch
him back. Like, here,
here's $100,000. Punch me back, man.
What, did he go to the four-year-old
school of fucking
mediation?
That's like the shit you do when you're a kid where you
accidentally make your little cousin
cry and you're like, okay, hit me, hit me, hit me.
And then it's all good.
Shut the fuck up. Don't tell my mom.
So guys, just some
quick rando updates. Random.
Oh my god, you are so
random. Oh my god, Jack is so random today.
Jack is loving the random.
I'm loving it. Sorry, random soy uh so the thai soccer team somebody
pointed out on twitter that uh we're assholes just a bunch of jerks they're little dicks who
just need to know uh the coach in addition to sharing his food and you know doing all sorts of
other cool shit that we talked about, because we were a little
hard on the coach for getting them stuck in there in the first place.
Somebody pointed out that in addition to doing all the standard things you would assume you
would do if you were stuck in a cave with a bunch of kids that you got stuck in there.
I would swim the fuck out.
He was teaching the kids to meditate.
He actually was like a Buddhist monk.
He was raised in a monastery, and he was teaching them to to meditate. He actually was like a Buddhist monk. He was raised in a monastery.
And he was teaching them to meditate, which presumably helped them stay calm and possibly conserve oxygen.
So that's awesome.
That's like his superpower came in handy during the time that they were stuck in there.
And the movie's going to come out soon, too.
And I think there's already a director attached.
Yeah.
No, I think it's coming out this weekend.
Yeah.
It's already out.
No, I could have swore.
Did they get the job?
I know they was gunning for the job.
I could have swore there was already a director attached who was like, I will not.
Yeah.
On deadline, John M. Chu developing second Tive K rescue film in an effort to avoid whitewashing.
Oh, that's awesome.
So apparently he believes that.
He's like.
So they're going to be competing Tive K movies? They're like, if you want to see that real shit. Right. believes that. So they're going to be competing. Thai cave movies are like, if you want to see that real shit.
Not that whitewash bullshit.
Yeah, this is the guy who did Crazy Rich Asians.
He's like, we don't want Scarlett Johansson to be all 12 of the kids.
Yeah, let's keep it.
It's just like six Scarlett Johansson and six Emma Stone.
And Andy Serkis.
Andy Serkis. Andy Serkis.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Ask the coach.
That little hottie.
Gollum.
That little hottie.
My...
Dream crush.
My sweet little crush.
The number one trending story
on Twitter right now
is Build-A-Bear Workshop,
which...
Good for them.
Yes.
Way to go, guys.
Did they get nominated for an Emmy?
What happened is they
had a campaign where, for
today, you would go in
and pay your age for
a Build-A-Bear, or whatever the
fuck they sell.
If you have a two-year-old...
You just made it so you are Ed Build-A-Bear all the time
and don't want to make it sound like you are.
Or Jack doesn't know what a Build-A-Bear is, and Chyna does know. Jack, what's Ed Build-A-Bear all the time and don't want to make it sound like you are. Or Jack doesn't know what a Build-A-Bear is and Chai does know.
Jack, what's a Build-A-Bear?
Could you describe it?
I will have you know that during my time at Cracked, we interviewed somebody who worked at a Build-A-Bear.
Crack.
So I know what it is.
Not even humble.
I know all about the ins and outs of Build-A-Bear.
And you started Crack.com, right?
I did.
No big deal.
NDD.
We did not approve that story, by the way.
Because it was just, yeah.
But anyways.
But for people who don't know,
Build-A-Bear is a place where you go in and basically-
With a child.
You build a bear, idiot.
Yeah, a stuffed animal that you can put the clothes on,
the color, the swag, everything.
Just design your own.
They make you do that creepy thing
where they give you the heart and you have to kiss it.
Don't love that part.
Oh, I've never actually built a bear.
You have to put a heart inside the bear and they put it in the kid's hand and then the Build-A-Bear employee is like, okay, no, kiss it.
Kiss it.
And they do and they're like, okay.
And then also accept Jesus Christ as your savior.
Right.
And then put it in.
And now shove it up the bear's ass.
Slow though.
And we're going to Frankenstein that bear off.
Slow though, slow.
It's not beating!
Survive it!
Because at the beginning of Build-A-Bear,
you pick out like a skin suit
and then you have to make out with its heart,
shove the heart off its butt
and they're like, now we're going to just...
Is that where it's inserted?
Yeah.
From the bottom?
Yeah, you put it in the bottom.
And then they t-shirt gun it full
of fluff and then...
Then you dress it. It's beautiful.
Their thing was come in
and pay your age.
Holy shit. Yes, and so they were
overwhelmed with demand.
Lines wrapping around the block
and they had to just shut it down because
they couldn't deal with
their own
promotion. Way to go
marketing person at Build-A-Bear who just
lost their job. Make them stop
kissing the hearts. That's my recommendation.
In exchange for fucking this
up, we ask that you make them stop kissing
the hearts. Do you know how much one
costs normally? I don't. They're expensive.
Are they? With the clothes and the shoes
and the tiny sunglasses,
you've got to get it vaccinated.
It's a whole thing.
Pet saving.
Oh, so there's like
base...
So there's base bears you buy.
So if you want the unicorn,
it's like 25 bucks.
If you want the basic
happy hugs,
it's like 16.
It's embarrassing, yeah.
You can get the stars
and stripes for 25.
But the bear looks
like terrified of you.
Then the accessories, oh, so you're really saving a lot of money.
Come through with a gang of fucking children.
Just tell all your kids, be like, I don't care if you're in school.
Anybody who lined up should have gotten a thing that said that they could come back
and pay their age, because I'm sure there were kids who were pretty excited about this.
When you go to the website, the top, it has an alert like it's
from the fucking government, like a red banner.
Alert! Lines have closed
for pay your age day event.
Per local authorities, we cannot accept
additional guests. People rioting
and turning cars over. We have
closed lines in our US stores. Anyways, guys,
Build-A-Bear. No joke.
That wasn't the moral
of that story at all.
Guys, don't fuck with Build-A-Bear.
Don't fuck with Build-A-Bear.
They will fuck your shit off.
They demand to be taken seriously.
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