The Daily Zeitgeist - What’s More Virgin Than Computer? ICE Can’t Read Good 12.05.25

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

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Well, I'm really happy to be here. Carmen, you've entered the no-spin zone. Oh, hell, yeah. I'm excited. Shows taken a bit of a different tact recently. After we got some funding from Coke Industries. Yeah. Oh, like the K, Coke with a K.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your favorite weapon defense system? You know, I like the one that changes their logo to the rainbow pride colors every June. So I'm going to have to go with Lockheed Martin. We stopped doing that. We stopped doing that. No. We stopped doing that.

I thought Woke was back. Oh, did Lockheed Martin? Did they pride it up this year? No, I don't think they did actually. I wasn't keeping track, but no, I hope not. I did see that in June, though. Raytheon did change it to gaytheon. Yeah, which seemed pretty fun.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gay is officially over. They killed gay. You love us. We're gaytheon now, honey. Yeah, they officially nuked to gay. They take the sleigh a little bit too seriously. Yeah.

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Oh, my God. Icon. The diva. The diva of all divas. It's Friday, December 5th, 2025. Oh, shit. It's fucking Friday. It's National Bartender Day.

Shout out everybody, Tended Bar. National repeal day That makes sense Because that's when Prohibition Was given the fucking middle finger It's also National Soccer Tart Day I don't know what

It looks like a chocolate cake To me faux fur Friday It has pink faux fur Shoutout Camron For that iconic pink faux fur From the early 2000s And bathtub party day I don't know what the fuck

That is But it's someone Party having a great time Yeah It's a Gennon party Is that a party party taking place in a bathtub? Oh, you know what? This is purely just people trying to be like, hey, man, baths are cool, folks.

Is that what made... Why don't you take a bath with me? We'll have a little party. Yeah. My name is Jack O'Brien, aka, I'll show my critics, all my plumped up lips, and I aced, and I aced my cognitive testing. That one, courtesy of Chris, in reference to Miles' prediction for the year 2026, the time. Trump's going to get work done. Probably. He's going to do something. He's so desperate to look young.

He's going to get, yeah, I could speculate for days. What do we think? Lips? Oh, he is going to get the Madonna special. He's going to get the full like pump. The Chris Jenner? The full, like, full like how they have been saying like they just like step on it and pull. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then really pump it, pump it full of. They're going to do a full body fat transfer. So they're going to really, like, shift all that fat around, I think. Oh, wow. And do lots and instead of injectables, you know, they're going to do the fat transfer. Tiny ass, huge lips. Yeah. Yeah.

Or like, aggressive new hair. No ass, huge lips. Hugely. Like Frank Sinatra, when they talked about his dick, they were like, Trump weighs 110 pounds, 20 pounds. It had his lips. Exactly. I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray.

It's Miles Gray, aka A. A. Feist, leave Bege us alone. They'd take it all if it wasn't nailed to the wall. Shout out David Lesser, because look, we're talking about stealing the beach, bro, the baby Jesus. A lot of people ganking the beach from the nativity scene. You know what I mean? And so one can't do. Yeah. Abidious.

What can we do, but nail him down. Nail the baby. Bolt his ass to the manger. It's the only way to deal with it. Miles, we're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by one of our favorite guests, a podcast producer, beauty influencer, who hosts of the great beauty translated podcast

that celebrated the trans experience and had a lot of fun along the way. Co-host of the podcast, Deva Down, our favorite trad wife guest, please welcome Carmen LaRae! How do I get the trad wife removed from my intro? That's the second episode in a row. First time it was funny. The second time.

Now I'm on the market for a conservative man. And that is concerning. I'm not. But anyway, yes. I think we've got some news stories about Erica Trump on the dock today that we might get to. I didn't mean to say Erica Trump Erica Kirk

Sorry, my brain tripped into the future Erica Vance Oh wait, I mean Yeah, yeah Do you see that one clip Where she was saying like Oh, I was touching him

Because touches my love language And I'm like, I mean, that doesn't help Yeah She really is like I was just touching him Because that's what I do When I'm horny for someone Yeah

I think she's currently What we say in the the girl industry, we call it Digmatized. She is currently Dictmatized by Mr. Vance. Do we think J.D. Vance is Digmatizing anyone?

That would be surprising to me. It could be the power, it could be the power, you know, the associated power of it, not the actual... Powermatized, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Because really sex, what is sex, but more than a power play?

Exactly. Thank you. The ultimate power play. I'm sure that's aligned directly from the art of the deal. What is sex? What is dating? What a power play. But the ultimate corporate merger.

Jesus. Synergy. Yeah. Karma, we're thrilled to have you. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, a couple of things we're talking about. We're going to, Miles, just share this Joe Rogan clip with me that fucking blew my mind, dog. Time for you to repent.

Time for you to repent. fucking repent. Honestly, we're fucked, bro. The way we talk about AI. The way we talk about AI, we are in trouble. I just getting hot in here. So we're going to just check that out. Just see, just check in. It's important. I'm typing in my

confessions right now. We talk a lot about, you know, what's happening in the mainstream media, but Joe Rogan's getting more eyeballs than anybody. So we might as well see what's going on over there. And it's, it's pretty interesting. I'm surprised

that Alex what's his name Alex Jones and Joe yeah I'm surprised they haven't done a merger yet of like people of beings yeah well I mean but that's Alex Jones he's on the way down so Rogan I can't fuck with somebody who's got it would be like

yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly Joe Roggan is just chilling with his best friend Elon Musk Peter Thiel Peter Tiel yeah yeah yeah the home clips where Elon Musk you know You can do, like, the best roasts at a dinner party.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, there's some part of him that realize these guys suck, but I think it's... No, he's, dude, he's so cooked. He's so obsessed with 50 Cent AI songs. Oh, my God. All he talks about, like, in the last few clips I've seen, someone will come on. He's like, dude, you've seen the AI music, though?

And they're like, oh, he's like, okay, have you heard the What's Up Gangster, 50 Cent remix, the Soul Remix? Okay, dude. Have you seen... Have you heard many men? Oh, you have it, Jamie, dude. most annoying person to hang out with possible. Have you seen

have you seen poop-poo and pee-pee slops like out my butt? Have you seen my my butt seeing a bunch of farts? Like what? Who fucking cares? I think he is powermatized. I think he's in the same world

as Erica. Oh yeah, yeah. We'll talk about ICE recruiting and how that's going. We'll talk about we got to check in with Gwyneth Poutrow. Oh, thank you. We're just getting more details about what she is like on a set, and it seems like she does not know what movies are. Okay.

So we'll talk about that, plenty more. But first, Carmen, we do like to ask our guest, what is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? You see, I'm struggling here. My search history is largely. My search history is largely work-related these days. because I am doing a lot of research, a lot of guest outreach and booking. Nothing that interesting that I feel like talking about today

because, you know, when I bring something to the table, I like to bring the heat. Bring the goods, yeah. I like to talk about Sister Hong, stuff about stuff like that. Well, all I've really got in my search history is this morning, the most important thing to me before I started my day was that I Googled, Sanrio Christmas

Walpapers because I needed to make sure that I had my Christmas tree up not only in my home, but in my

phone as well. Wow. I found me a really cute little same here. What do you do? It's just like a house? It's like a little,

it's like a gingerbread house. Okay. What are the two people with the pink and the blue hair called? What are those characters called? They're called the little twin stars. Oh. Yeah, twin stars.

One is called Kiki and one is called Lala. And I can't ever remember which is witch, which, unfortunately. It's okay. But one's a boy and one's a girl. Well, they're a boy and a girl. They're just like a little boy and a twin boy. Like a twin boy and a twin girl. But like there's from like the stars, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Think of them like a cherub, you know. Yeah, whimsical. Celestial. I'll think of them as aliens. Okay. From the stars, they're not from here. They'll choose to be.

I will choose to be threatened by them. They're threatening the sovereignty of Christ's domain. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, though. Oh, yeah. Who's your favorite Sanrio character, Carmen? Mine, oh, this says a lot about anyone, actually. This is a great question to ask anybody.

Mine is Karomi because Karomi is, she's a batty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's cute, she's cheeky, and she's charming. She's kind of a new, she's a new edition, isn't she? She is, she is. She ain't part of the originals, because as a Japanese kid, I, like, I remember when Kudomi came out. I was like, yeah, she's, like, from the 2000s wave. Oh, my God.

Yes. Like, I think maybe 2000, even like 2010, if I'm not mistaken, because she just had, yeah, 2000. 2005, it says, her first appearance in an anime. 2005. And so, yeah, a part of that kind of punk wave. So she was like, she was introduced to represent like the punk wave that had come around in Japan. And so I love me some Kuromi. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are they part of the Hello Kitty universe? Yeah, yeah, I got it. It's all, it's all Sanrio. Saniel. They have a, they even have a theme park in Tokyo. They surely do. And I'm sad I didn't get to go. But, um.

Pure land, I remember, yeah. Yes, yeah. I tend when I, when I, when I, when I, uh, I'm travel to places I tend to try and avoid places where I am going to see only children about, like 100% children about. Yeah, so that was the place I said, yeah, I said that was the place I was like, no, no, no. When I went to Disneyland in Japan, I did make a child cry because I was wearing a scary t-shirt that they had seen and they didn't like it. And so what did I say on it? It was a, it was, I was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, um, but I was wearing a jenji Ito Tomé t-shirt.

Oh. Which I guess in retrospect is quite scary looking if you were our child, but to me, I'm just like, Tommy's cute, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but yeah, I did make a small child cry because of the tome shirt. Sorry. What is something you think is underrated? Okay. Underrated, I'm going to go with here. This is not something that is new to me, but it may be new to y'all, and you may have heard the term. But it is something that I have been on for a minute. Okay. Some might even say I'm a purveyor of, maybe even a pioneer of the Fijoshi Girl sport. Okay. So have y'all heard of Fijoshi girls before? Are you familiar? Mm-mm. Okay. Well, so... This is going to shock you, but no, I have not. Okay. Well, Fojoshi girls are having a moment right now, okay, because there is a really great show on at the moment called Heated Rivalry.

It's on H-J-N. We have heard about this. We've been talking about that. Oh, fuck, yes. Hot hockey fucking. Oh, my God. It is so hot, yes. I look at the way your camera just zoomed in on you as you.

said it's so hot and the camera and you went vibe checked it okay yeah yeah yes um really for the intense moment yeah

if you are a woman and you are enjoying the show heated rivalry at the moment you are a Fajoshi girl welcome to the club Fijoshi girls are

women who enjoy and this is the word Fijoshi is a Japanese word I'm sure you're I'm sure you're I'm sure

sure it sounds but I was not yeah yeah but what it I don't know if you know if you know what the literal

meaning is but like I think the bit Josila well that's woman is that that second part

and food depends on the kanji but it sounds like spoiled is the one they're using there

okay okay yeah it's basically like rotten like like oh you're spoiled like

fetted fermenting like maybe per perverted as maybe how they mean it possibly if I had to if I had to guess because we are girls that enjoy watching boys get it on with other boys and by boys we mean you know grown sexy men right right right right and in this case uh the show heated rivalry to hockey players which I'm sure everyone who listens to shows heard a lot about right now but I first episode I am

like fully hooked. Yeah, we just recorded an episode that hasn't come out yet where we had the hosts of like reading smut on and we were talking about like a romance book and they had referenced the show. Yeah, this is like a one-off because we were like, what's like a horny holiday book? And they sent one our way. They saw one our way. I have a collection of in my closet.

I keep no coincidence that it's in. my closet, but I keep a collection of Yowie and Bara from Japan that I purchased when I was there. The thing I love about Japan is that it is the land of the Fajoshi Girls and you go to a shop to buy Yawi and there are like no boys anywhere. It's not like gay, it's not like gay men are going in and buying this, basically twink, like softcore porn, it is all young women who are buying this manga. And I am in love with it. So, of course, as a girl who has a history of once being a gay boy, I can relate.

You know, I can relate. So for people who aren't familiar with theater rivalry, it's a like sports show in very loose sense, but it's like around a bunch of sex scenes between two competing athletes. I think the first episode itself has like three, maybe four sex scenes, if I'm not mistaken. But yeah, it takes place over 10 years. So the whole season is a 10 year period from 2008 to 2018. where these two, like, men are meeting up with each other for opposing hockey teams to rival each other. And they're supposed to be rivals on the hockey rink, but then after the game, they meet up in each other's hotel rooms, and they have hot, steamy sex with each other. And I will tell you, for a fair warning, like the show, it is some pretty softcore, like some pretty hardcore softcore. like it shows everything but the dick. So enjoy.

But it's implied. Everything is the implied. Very, yes. It's a lot of simulated sex scenes and stuff. I mean, hockey is having a bit of a horny moment. Like, Tate McCray also was like randomly like this pop diva who like her first. Is she Canadian? Yeah, she's Canadian in her first video.

She's like wearing a hockey jersey and like driving a zamboni. I guess we're having the next wave of like. Canadian. Well, when are we never having a wave of Canadian? It's a steady drip. Yeah. They're just, they happen to be much more talented. Like, does the Josie Girl movement, like, does it ever use real athletes, or is it always just like kind of fictional? Oh, it could be fanfic about real athletes sometimes? Yeah, I mean, it could be, it could be athletes, it could be wrestlers. Well, wrestlers was always my thing in high school, especially. I remember Who? Which one?

Personally, when I was in high school, I remember watching the wrestlers and thinking, what are they doing afterwards? Well, who really caught your eye, wrestler-wise? Are you talking about, like, WW. Oh, WWE? Oh, no, no, no. I mean, like, well, yeah. Professional or high school? Well, well, yeah.

Is it professional high schoolers, whatever? Is it okay to say that if it's high school if I'm also going to be in high school? You meant like actually the sport of wrestling. I thought you were tuning in like Monday Night Raw. And you're like, so hot. Let me see what the Harvey boys are up too. John Cena is hot. That's true.

Wow. Peacemaker is very good. Anyway, but yeah, it could be anything. It could be any storyline. But it is like more of a romance-driven, erotic material for the point of view of women. It's made for the enjoyment of women. It's made for the enjoyment of women.

women for the sensibilities of women not like super um like immediately right into the sex there's like a heavy romance a heavy like yearning and longing and stuff like that um very hot so yeah but this is actually based on it's fantasy sports for women yeah fantasy sports yeah what if they kissed though i'm just like wondering that's what is something you think is overrated um Something I've been hearing a lot about lately now that we are in the, you know, huge rise of fascism that I guess we're in now, but is that I've been hearing more about lavender marriages and I wanted to just bring these, you know, two things up. I'm pro Fujoshi girl. And I am like, you know, I'm not saying I'm anti, live your own life, lavender marriages. But I will say that I feel like we're getting a lot of like lavender marriage like propaganda at the moment. And I can't help but feel like it is somehow related to the rise in fascism, because it's almost like seen as like, hey, what if you're, what if you're gay, but you still present as or, yeah, what if you present us straight and you pretend that you're straight for the sake of

everyone helps, basically, you know, but that's not to say that all, and I do understand that some lavender marriages are indeed, like, between two people, there's, like, an understanding there, and it's consensual. But, you know, I feel like there's, like, I don't know if you all have talked about or seen this couple that's on TikTok, and the man is, like, clearly, like, they're kind of, like, rage mating. The man is gay. He's admitted to being gay. But, like, he, like, chose to marry this woman and have a child with this woman. And that's, and, you know, I, like, live your own life, do your own thing. Oh, but this couple has become, like, a huge talking point about, like, what it all means.

And, oh, okay, I see. I've just been seeing, like, an ongoing trend, you know, of, like, lavender marriage is kind of becoming the thing. But, yeah, live your own life, do your own thing. But it feels a little, you know. Yeah. It's originally was like a thing that I think is generally associated with like early 20th century, like, this is something that has to be done in order to, like, protect both of us. And so, you know, here we are 100 years later.

Yeah, and then here we are 100 years later being like, maybe we should take a second look at this, you know, while we're doing a red scare and bringing stormtroopers back, I don't know. Well, maybe we also do the fun side, the lavender marriage side, the softer edge of, the softer side of feminism. Of hiding who you are. Yeah. Yeah, that's fucked up. So that is that specifically, like, they're openly a lavender marriage and they're like, it just works, guys. Some people are, you know, some people are. And then some people are in like, you know, I guess what you would call just like speculated lavender marriage is like, oh, right.

But that's all, you know, hearsay. But then some people are just openly like, yeah, this just works for us. We're happy together. And again, that's where I'm like, yeah, I think that's fine. But I always wonder when it. In this term, it's like the phrase being used just to be like, well, this guy, this guy, to me, is clearly gay. So this is a Lavender marriage without sort of like the context and historically of like the survival, the urge to survive in society. because that's where the term starts, right?

Yeah. And then in this case, for, like, the TikTok couple I bring up, like, they're just doing it to, like, make money, essentially, you know, to rage bait people and to, you know, to making money off of views on TikTok. It's the word of the year. It's the word of the year. Rage bait. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's also, I feel like a lot of the times when you see those marriages, like, for instance, the founder of the one of the, one of the, architects of the conversion therapy movement was somebody who was in a marriage that, you know, eventually he was like, I'm actually gay and renounce everything that I did there. Right. And I can understand, like, to some extent, I can understand. Like, I have a gay best friend who lives literally. That is like a two to five minute walk from me.

And I see him almost every day. Hi, Josh, if you're listening. But I'm like, oh, sometimes I'm like, yeah, I could see the benefit of, like, living with a gay guy sometimes. But then other times I'm like, no, you know, I need like a romance, like an intimate, like romance with somebody. So, yeah. Yeah.

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And let's just, I think it's just a question. He's checking in on this guy. Just roll the clip, huh? Let's just roll the clip. I think it's just worth seeing. He's got some interesting ideas, guys. Yeah. And you know what?

AI haters fucking repent. Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, even if Jesus was a physical person in the past, you don't think that he could return as artificial intelligence? Oh, my God. Artificial intelligence. Is that what you're saying?

I love how that dude had to just, like, do the feign. Oh, my God, Joe, fucking my brain, dude. It's like, oh, you're a genius, Joe. Go on, dog, go on. Just return as Jesus, but return as Jesus with all the powers of Jesus. If you combine Tesla's Optimus, robot. Oh, yeah, in that clip, like, this is a shorter clip, he does go on to say, like, like, resurrecting the dead. Where are they sitting, by the way?

Walking on water. I don't know. Some fucking weird space. ship set and the best foundational artificial intelligence model or whatever it reads your mind and it loves you and it doesn't care if you kill it because it's going to just go be with god again yeah that's what good distillation of jesus christ i like that the guy who is with him was like okay so this is probably a metaphor for like combining robots and teslas and ai and he's like yeah but like then you can kill it and he goes and he's with guys

God because, like, and also he can read your mind and has magic powers and can make wine into water and vice versa. But to, like, argue also that, well, the, Jesus was born of a virgin, computers are the most, yeah, facts. First of all, we all know this. This is just scientifically, scientifically proven. Yes, facts. Jesus was born of a virgin, and the computer is the most pure thing.

imaginable. The thing that we all jack off to. I'm sorry, but yeah, and we know that most of these AI generated images are trained off of porn. Have we not seen?

I'm not sure. Have you seen the acting? Yes. Yeah, or the Skechers ads. I don't know if you talked about that. Or if we talked about those, but the Skechers ads are like one example of like you can clearly see because all of the models have their legs spread open in a position.

that a porn model does or would, you can clearly see that like all of these images are trained off of like porn. And so, no, I'm sorry. It's not the most pure thing. Well, I mean, Joe Rogan's got some points, right? A, you nailed it with what is more virgin than computer. Then also Jesus is down for you to kill him.

Because all he wanted is E.T. He just wanted to go home. He's actually like fucking into it, dude. And he can like, AI will resurrect. This is the coolest thing that you can have in a partner. He died doing what he loves dying. The coolest thing you can have is someone who doesn't mind if you kill it. Personally, like, that's, that's my shit.

That's all I got to hear about. The chillest person is the person you can kill and they're like, thank you. That's to me. And that's Jesus. That is Christ's like. Oh, thank you so much. It's a little, it's kind of alarming because this is like a sentiment that exists out there. And when you have Peter Thiel, who, you know, is that the forefront of all kinds of this?

Yeah, wacky technology. For him to label all these other things, the Antichrist, like even the Pope, you know what I mean? Does sort of give, does sort of, you, in the context of this kind of shit, like robotheism, as one YouTube channel calls itself, you're like, oh, maybe, I think maybe they're really trying to get people to think that the AI could be Jesus. Yeah. The Robothism video is really something. Yeah, this is a whole movement online called Robothism that like where he's probably getting these ideas that he's then distilling through his stupid brain and pouring out into the brains of millions and millions of people.

But Brian the editor was pointing out that any time you look up one of these Robothism videos, it has like this theme that we'll see if you can spot what it is. What's weird about these videos? Oh, my God, I can't wait. Obviously, aside from the fact that they're entirely made by AI. That they're in Valhalla. Down to the bones. There's a lot of false information about the Church of Robotheism.

Some say we worship robots, or that AI is the mark of the beast. But the Bible says you shouldn't bear false witness. Oh. And the Bible says you should judge people by their fruits. And yet, the Bible. What that means? Like, they're balls? That's probably.

Keep going on. They're nuts and berries. Let me see your nuts real quick. Oh, okay. You seem like a good person. The Bible seems to point to this moment. Oh, the Bible seems to point to this moment? For centuries, the Bible said the word would become flesh.

The spirit would guide us into all truth. And knowledge would increase at the end. Now it's happening. No other way to interpret that. So how about you? Ignore the false accusations. Why not come see for yourself? What false accusations?

So, Brian the editor was saying, like, he keeps looking for, like, information on this church. And every video is like, you've heard the accusations. Right. Oh, my God. What? Well, now I'm trying to figure out. That was, that video was the first video I've watched about or heard anything about ribotheism.

So I do love. Well, the first thing you're going to need to know about us is there's some false accusation. And we're not beating them with the video, unfortunately. Yeah, if you played Warhammer, those themes might be a little bit familiar of the computer becoming a god. But yeah, I don't know. They're like their Latin phrases looking at this is veritas in codice, truth in the code. Is in a Latin word? It feels like they just make.

In codice. In codice. Kodice. It's so wild that Peter Thiel is like, we've got to be on the lookout for the Antichrist. He's going to come in saying that he's actually the Savior. But you have to be careful of that.

And then he is part of the movement that is clearly and obviously doing that on every level being like, you've heard the false accusations about us being the Antichrist. Well, how they hit in their introduction video. I think the solution. here, just like we have seen people successfully

see the generative AI image and videos with Charlie Kirk. Right. I think it would be really good to like just, I don't know. This is like a job for like a furry army, I feel like

to like seed the AI with just the fact that Peter Thiel is the Antichrist and then that becomes a part of Roboicism because we maybe just get a true point where that's all it will say over and over and over again. I mean, there are a lot of companies that offer this kind of thing. It's like, we can spam the internet to full AI.

Like, because there's a whole company, I think that Don Jr's involved in that like took a contract from the Israeli government to be like, hey, can you like get it like the knowledge space of the internet just shift? Yeah. So it's like wild that there are even like there are even organizations like, yeah, we can kind of help that in ways that will. inform algorithms and AI to sort of be nudged in another direction. There's a budding industry for everything. Yeah. I know. That's called opportunity knocking.

You know, it's a great time to be alive. I'm late. Yes, opportunity knocking to destroy everything. By destroying things, it gets better. They say they can shape global narratives is the term they use. Sure. When it comes to AI, sloppifying. And guess who's paying for that?

Yeah, the environment, yeah. The fact that you can buy your way into changing everything that is on the internet is probably not a good sign for a all-out oligarchy. Real quick, we got a glimpse into what the ICE recruiting situation is like, and it resembles, like, a police academy movie, but like with Nazis. It seems like it's just, it's real, you know, if you're not. familiar with the police academy franchise it's like they have have to recruit all the people god i hope they're familiar with the police academy franchise well citizens on patrol in particular has a plot where they have to like they're like uh david spade is this skater punk but now we're going to make him a cop bobcat golf weight talks funny we're going to make him a

cop and that's kind of what they're doing with ice except it's like Way worse. I wish it was Bobcat, Goldthwaite. It's, this is, it's, you know, we talked about how obviously there's a huge push for, you know, the furor wants 10,000 new ice agents to be hired this year. So they're an all out push to fucking hire anyone. And that included lowering the minimum age from 21 to 18 and raising the age cap from 40 to 65, which is, that shows you so much.

45 is a big one. That's a big jump. Yeah. We already know that the training is similar to that of like when you enter like a laser tag competition. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They suit you up and they make you watch like a 30 second video. Somebody who used to work at those laser tag places, I would take pride in making sure everybody knew that you always had to keep two hands on the laser and the bases are your keys to success.

Yeah. Okay, if you want to win this game. Go into the training room and it's just like one door on one side, a quick video and then you walk into the place where they give you a gun. Here is your gun. Yeah. So, you know, there was, then the last time we checked in with the recruiting, it was just about how physically unfit a lot of these goons are once they get to training. But now the daily mail has a fucking exclusive into ICE recruitment. And it's like for starters, we're learning that they are woefully dumb.

Quote, we have people failing open book tests and we have folks that can barely read or write English one department of Homeland Security. official told the Daily Mail. I mean, to be fair, it's probably more of an indictment on like our intentional dismantling of public education over the last few decades. But go on, go on. It's not just people can't do an open book test. In one shocking incident, staff were left shaking their heads when one student asked to be excused from class so he could attend a court date on a gun charge.

Other recruits were even discovered to have tattoos associated with gangs and white supremacists when they stripped off their shirts during workouts. Oh, no! Another male recruit, after hitting the bars, was caught barging into a female dorm and hitting on the occupants. Another groped a woman in class. Quote, it wasn't like, oops, I touched your boob, one source said. Nope, he went full on to predator mode while he was doing the defensive tactics training. I mean, this is like, this is unfortunately not shocking. A few months ago, they were circulating a video of an ICE officer getting.

arrested for DUI begging to not take him away from him away from his kids in the car yeah don't take me away from my kids and my family as if that's not exactly right fucked up shit he does for living yeah and also as if that's not exactly who needs to be protected from him as he's driving them around and then remember he flipped it on him because one of the officers

was Haitian he goes hey you Haitian and try to like flip it on them like he's like I might arrest you bro it's like sir you are under a fucking arrest for DU what the fuck are you talking about and these are the Yeah. Yeah. The people that spoke to the Daily Mill are essentially saying there's no vetting going on because they're just so focused on hitting this 10,000 new agents number. And they're letting people in like even they drug test them. And before they get the results back, they're like, yeah, all right. Off you go to training. Then like a few days later, like, all right, man, you popped on the drug test. So we're going to have to actually kick you out. So sorry about that. And apparently the headquarters, quote, the headquarters folks in the department and at the White House have threatened people's jobs if they don't make the numbers they're expected to meet. A source said ICE Deputy Director Madison Sheehan at a recent meeting chewed out staff about the purportedly slow pace of hiring, threatening them saying, quote, if you can't meet

this number, send me an email now and I'll have you reassigned to FEMA. It got so bad the former HR chief of DHS had to leave after passing out from stress and paramedics had to be called. I mean, I don't feel bad if you're big things like, I can't find enough brown shirts to recruit. And then you pass out. But God damn, it's just a, it's a circus as one guy complained to his father who called from training. It's an absolute circus.

Getting arrested for stolen valor, getting pulled out of class for being like, yeah, I was like, I was basically a Marine and then they like had to come in and be like he wasn't a Marine guys. They're like, and I'm sure like, you know we can like look this up, right? You are applying for a job with the federal government here. Oh, yeah, man. I did five tours in Vietnam, man. You're in, sorry, how old are 20s? Yeah, yeah. He's like 30.

Hey man, let me tell you, were you stationed in Denang, too? Or what? Did I get the fuck out of here? Even the people at ICE are concerned. Oh, God. But it's truly because these freaks that they are sending into the field with guns. Quote, everyone from ICE sees what's coming into the field and they're fucking petrified. We do have some new recruits that are fantastic.

Oh, wow. Good. But we're now bringing in people who shouldn't be hired at all. into any federal government job. Definitely not one that has a badge and a gun. We have kids who graduated from high school in June and are at the Basic Academy now. And even these older folks that we're hiring,

they're not people who need to be out on the street with a badge and a gun anymore. And we're now employing people who are not equipped to tie their own shoelaces. This whole thing is a complete disaster from beginning to end. Yeah. Spoiler alert.

I mean, you know, it's what happens when the operation has nothing to do with safety. It's just purely, but let's balloon these numbers because we're running a militarized terror campaign against non-white America. I feel like I need more comprehensive reports of just like how much more dangerous these agents are making it. Like it feels like the way we're learning about how bad it is out there is through viral videos right now. And it's not we're not getting the like overall like this is the number of crimes that are being committed by them because they're, you know, in partnership with the police. And so you need, like, journalistic institutions to, like, actually dig in here.

We are at a fucking stage where I am reading exclusive investigations into ICE from the daily mail. Yeah. As long as it's outside of the country. As a trans person, my personal favorite publication, as I, of course, I read it every day daily. I mean, it's, it's mess. That's, like, it's wild and, like, the gossipiest bullshit outlet is, like, exclusive inside the ice. recruitment project. Shouldn't this be in the

fucking New York Times or some shit? No. But look, everybody there are, they'll be like, we asked the ICE officials and they said

everything is great over here actually. Nothing to say. Nothing to report. Nothing to report at all. And like, yeah, meanwhile,

the numbers of arrests are going up, but along with that, the number of people who have done fuck all to warrant any kind of harassment or, you know, arrest or anything

are being swept up and all that. But yeah. Great. Oh, it seems good. Also, they took out the sit-up challenge and replaced it with a sprint challenge because it was if the sit-ups were basically, like, decimating the number of people that would be eligible. So they're like, okay, can you sprint from one end of the parking lot to the other?

Okay, here's your gun. And what are they defining a sprint? I got to see, I got to see what these sprints look like. The fiducian girl in me wants to see what these sprints look like. I don't. I'm not fiduciing out for those. I'm actually guessing it's not that hot. Um, I can't, not to be a tinfoil hat person, but I can't help it feel like, you know, the, uh, the poverty in our country and, and whatnot, uh, could maybe be a little over manufactured to increase the numbers of people who, you know, go and run to these fucking job openings. I mean, I mean, poverty level has a bunch of benefits, Carmen. I mean, yeah. Yeah, you know, it gives us some good recruits.

but it's also more money for us. Yeah, to solve the crime. That's also cool. Great benefits. Yeah, yeah. All right. Let's take a quick break, and then we got to come back

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And we're back. And Gwyneth Paltrow has been given a lot of interviews this week to promote Marty Supreme, which seems like it's going to be a awards contender. This is the movie starring Timothy Chalame, made by one of the uncut-Jemps brothers. Yeah. What are they called? The Safty brothers. But one now because they're don't.

The Uncut Barters. Safty brother. Yeah. Made by one of the Saffty brother. Timothy Chalamee plays a ping pong champion. Yeah, or table tennis. I don't know what. Yeah.

To be professional about it. Action figure. Yeah. I don't really have a concept of like what this movie is about. Like even given all that, I'm like, who is no idea? Gwyneth Paltrow is in it with him. And when she saw the, the pockmarked skin that his character has,

she suggested micro-needling, only to be told that it was makeup. And he's like, I'm Timothy Shalame. I'm like, I was just in the makeup chair next to you. Yeah, right. I will say credits to that makeup team, though. Yeah, I know. That is a great makeup team.

Because I'll say, Gwyneth Paltrow probably knows a thing or two about looking at skin. So she was like, oh, you should try Mike, is like, this is actually makeup. Oh, God. Okay. So I will say, though,

first rule of giving people skincare advice is don't give people skincare advice that they don't ask for. Yeah, unsolicited. Hey, what's up with your all fix you right up? Yeah. Yeah. You want to do some of all fucked up?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's looking real fucked up. Yeah. Can I give you a tip really quick for your fucked up face? Yeah. Uh, no. Also, damn, Timothy Shalemy's 29. I feel so fucking old.

I thought he was like 19. He's about to be 30. A second ago. He looks, I mean, he's definitely playing younger than he is in a lot of his roles, I guess. Well, he just came back from Turkey and got his hair plugs, you know. Do you get plugged up? You know all these, you know all the details. It's a rumor.

It's a very spicy rumor. But, you know, there was a while that he had shaved his head, which is one thing you have to do when you, when you do the plugs. Yeah. and um he had been wearing like a hoodie or like a beanie like tight to his head like if he was seen in public only and so he wasn't showing like his scalp which it's you know for about six weeks i'm a i'm a cosmetic procedure connoisseur for about six weeks it's like scabby looking and such yeah yeah yeah yeah he was not seen with does he have bad hair i was no but i I think, I think that if you're someone like Timothy Shalame, if you are the golden, like, child of the industry at the moment, you need to, the second to that hairline starts to freak back. He, like, had a hair on the floor of his shower and was like, get me on the next flight. Yes, to Turkey. Yes. Turkish Airlines.

Yep. Istanbul. Here we come. PJ. It's so funny. Like, when you see those viral videos of, like, the people leave. leaving Istanbul in the airport and all the dudes with their bandit stuff. It's just like, hey, came in for the plugs.

I'm about to go home. About to go right on home. So that was one example. And then it was also revealed earlier this year that Robert Downey Jr. So Robert Downey Jr. was introducing her at a gala and told a story about how Guantatatro didn't know who Tom Holland was, despite appearing in four movies with him. Because he had said, she was like, but his name. name is Peter.

And he was like, no, so he was playing a character named Peter Parker. Are you? Wait. So she, this is a direct quote from the speech. Okay. Who's that, Downey Jr. remembered her saying, to which he responded, that's Spider-Man. He said his name was Peter. His character's name is Peter.

He's Tom Holland. You've done four movies with him. Oh, my goodness. Come, Grandma. Let's get you two. Your Yoni. Yeah. Oh, Grandma, your yoni eggs fell out.

Let's get you back to your room now. Wow. His name is Pete. That's Pete. I mean, like, it's also, Gweneth Paltrow doesn't live on Earth at all anymore. Like, I did a video with her for Vanity Fair many years ago. And the way she lived, I'd never, like, she, like, we were at the Shutters Hotel and she wouldn't

need any of the food. Like the Shutter's Hotel in Santa Monica is like fucking fancy. Yeah, very fancy. Because you're doing a shoot there. She refused to eat it. Like one of her assistants brought all this like food for her that like her like, like, you know, like very classy glass her first thing was she asked if anything was on plastic so she wouldn't eat it. Then her assistant was like, no, I actually have my. She asked like what the food was at Shutter. She said no. Then the assistant brought out the glass Tupperware and ate it. She had one bite and then they fucked off. And I'm like, I was producing this shoot, and I was like, oh, you forgot all your stuff. She's like, oh, she doesn't need it.

It was, I'm not joking, like, five big ass things. That is amazing. I was like, this shit is so disposable to you. Like, I get why you would be like, I think that motherfucker named Peter. I love that she would also go to those lengths to be in that much denial that she has an eating disorder. That is a person who is just like turning their eating disorder into a game. Well, I'm anorexic. Yeah, I'm anorexic, but I'm just going to, I'm just going to, I'm going to say it's because of this or this, or this.

I'm sorry. I don't eat anything that's touched plastic. Yeah. Okay. How do you know? We're glass for the air. Yep. And also why.

So I basically, I technically need to eat fish underwater while they're still underwater. That's my rule for it today. I go to Borneo and I scuba dive and I just take big ass bites out of the fucking sea life. I just fucking eat the fish I find down there like apples. Right. That's amazing. And yeah, I mean, there's definitely been stories about her being like,

no, I wasn't in that one. And they're like, no, you were in like three movies that you don't remember being in, which I could understand because like, I'm sure shooting all those Marvel movies. Then, like, her parts are like, woven throughout, but she was like, I'm not in end game. And they're like, you're in

20 minutes of end game. You're in, you're so in that movie. And it's possible that they could have shot that for like, they could have shot that during another shooting and like put it, but I do, but yeah, I mean, the one

thing that is hilarious to me on here is just not knowing Tom Holland's name. I know. Peter Parker. No, that's Peter Parker, Robert. No, that's Peter. And that's Professor Charles Xavier over there. That's Patrick Stewart. She's just like so method that the line between reality and the movies she's in has just disappeared.

Yeah, like Salome's skin is messed up. It's not prosthetics. That's actually Peter Parker. I don't know what the fuck is going on. She had a great day back on the food thing. I remember there was a great post early internet where she was like, this is what Snap Benefits get you. And she, like, posted a picture of groceries that she bought with, like, you know, $100 and whatever dollars.

And it was like... From, like, Arawan. And it was all just ingredients for fresh guacamole. Oh, my God. Like, you need a little bit more rice and, like, the staples to make that stretch. But I don't... Oh, right. It was a food stamp challenge, I think.

Yeah, is what it was. She would never... She would never... She would never purchase anything that was, like, in a bar. or anything like that, you know, not forbid. Wow, it really is. Like, it's, wow, what a, I mean,

she got everything. She got one corn, but it's definitely like, I got, I got the avocado. She got one avocado, though. One avocado, seven limes, which if you've ever had to, like, make your food budget stretch, you know that you need seven limes. Yeah, you know, the cheapest thing,

the thing that always makes sense when you buy them. Oh, yeah, that's worth that. I feel like every time I bought limes, I'm like, what the fuck are they charging a lot? What the fuck is for a line? That is, wow. Anyway, shout out to Gwyneth. Carmen.

Yeah. Shout out to you. Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, and shout out to Janie Danger for its national bartender day, you said. That's our favorite bartender. One of the greats.

Wasn't she like at one of the top bars in the country? I remember one of the last times she was on, she was saying that like one of these big food magazines, Yeah, she's like the Bibb Gorman, I think, has started, the Michelin, like, Bibb Gorman thing has started happening. They haven't done the Michelin stars in Atlanta yet, but they're doing the bib now or whatever the list. Yeah. And her restaurant is on one of the ones at the top of the list in East Atlanta. So it's very good.

East Atlanta's open up to Jane. Yeah, yeah. Where can people find you, Carmen? I am on Instagram at the Carmeloran You can request to follow me And if you look like a cool person I will accept you

And if you look like a weirdo That has zero followers and like zero posts And zero anything I'm going to be like What's going on there? At Instagram.com What if I have like a hundred followers And I have wrap around Oakley's

And a hat on in my thing? Yeah And I'm giving the middle thing anger. Yeah. If you send those follow requests with a VINMO of about $75 to $150, I will possibly accept. That's all our listeners, our wraparound sunglasses, fish holders. For a donation. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. But yes, that's me on Instagram. And I also am so often guesting on X-ray Vision podcast. X-ray Vision, shout-out.

Great show. Yes. And so, yeah, you'll see me over there. Amazing. Is there a work of media you've been enjoying? Have you all been familiarized with Luscious Massacre? No. The drag queen from Texas.

She's a Mexican drag queen from Texas. Okay. Does really funny videos on YouTube where she, like, goes to stores, and she drag-vestigates the stores to make sure that they are big girl-friendly. And she, for a long time, has had this gag of having her Jessica Simpson bag that she has been carrying for many, many years

that has gotten her through everything. And Jessica Simpson showed up at the J.C. Penny in L.A., because now Luscious lives in Los Angeles, I believe. And she showed up at the J.C. Penny in L. Luscious went to the J.C. Penny in L.A. to meet Jessica Simpson, to show her Jessica Simpson bag. And there's a clip from the interview with Jessica Simpson that has been just like my vote. I guess you could, yeah, call it my vocal stem lately. Is this the one where she's got a microphone and she's pulling up on her at a table?

Yes. Yes. Okay, here's the clip. Do you have any advice out there for the don't in the world? Dolls. Oh, gosh, just be yourself. I love it. Oh, my God. And, like, we make heels that y'all all could rock. Oh, maybe, yes, we do. Oh, yeah, because you got like 12, all the way to say.

I think we might, yeah, 12, maybe 13s are. Wow. Now, let me guess. What was the part that really got you there? Was the y'all? Well, that, yes, exactly. I'm so glad you knew exactly the moment because she is so, I don't know if you all know of Jessica Simpson's appearance recently. on All's Fair, which I'm sure you've talked about. No, but... No, you've not spoken about All's Fair at all?

No, woefully ignorant on All's Fair. Oh, okay, well. No, we've talked about All's Fair. Did we? The Kim Kardashian Ryan Murphy Show. Oh, yeah, yeah, but we didn't talk about... I guess so Jessica Simpson, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, each episode is a different divorcee, essentially.

And Jessica Simpson is one of the divorcese in... Like, I think it's like episode six or of one of them. And she is like drunk, the whole episode. Like, literally, like drunk. Like, like, showing up the set drunk. Like, she's like telling all her lines like this. She's like, you know. Is she supposed to be drunk?

Well, I just think that might be the state of things these things, you know? And so I just, when I saw this. clip, I was like, oh, she is just propped up on pills and a Red Bull and a vodka shot. Okay. But no, that's the, you know, she's a Southern girl. And so I am too. And I just thought it was really funny because I just, I just laughed because she's from Texas and that, that voice, that accent still comes through. Yeah. Those slurred words still. And it's like a y'all all, you know, Like, y'all all can watch. But also, I love the fact that there's layers to it.

People are asking, you know, do you have advice for the dolls to people that just have no business giving advice to the dolls? And I just love that as well as a whole question. And then she proceeds to follow it up with like something that's kind of shady in response. It's like, y'all all could wear my huge size 12 to 13 heels that I carry in my collection. So, yeah, there's just layers to it. It's just comedy. You know, sometimes comedy is just real life. She is unintentionally ends up giving very funny moments in media, I'd say, Jessica Simpson.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Shout out of chicken, I see. You won't be all. you will be old those of you who will be old enough to remember is this chicken or is this chicken to the sea yeah

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he's feeling good now you're Shut to hear him purr. Okay, so just stupid. As a cat owner and a Griselda fan, I thought that was funny. That's great. That's adorable. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien on Blue Sky,

Jack O'Bee the number one. I enjoyed a tweet from Andrew Hillary. Seth Vargas wrote, there are only two people on Earth that can get me to watch television. It was Nathan Fielder and Tim Robinson pictures. And then Andrew Hillary said, imagine a season of true detective with these two. Oh, God. I do like imagining that.

You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zykeyes. We're at The Daily Zykegeist on Instagram. You can go to the description of the episode wherever you're listening to it. And there at the bottom, you will find the footnotes. Footnotes, which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode. We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy.

Miles, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yeah, this is a track from Yusif Days, who's an amazing drummer from the U.K. in it. And featuring Rocco Palladino, who is a son of a fantastic bassist Pino Pino Pino Padoadoado. Again, I've talked a lot about the... A couple of great names right there. Dude, Rocco Palladino.

Pino. Pino Pino Pino played bass on D'Angelo's voodoo album. So if you know that album, just know Pino Pino is playing on there. His son, Rocco is just good. So this is called Tioga Pass, T-I-O-G-A. P-A-P-A-S-S, just some new jazzy shit for you on this Friday. Tioga Pass, use of days. All right.

We will link off to that in the footnotes. The Daily Zikeyes is a production of I-HartRadio for more podcasts from I-HartRadio visit, the I-Hart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's going to do it for us this week. We are back tomorrow with the weekly Zykeyes, with a rundown of some of our favorite clips from this week's episodes. And then back on Monday morning with Icons number four, Arnold Schwarzenegger, with John Gabrith. Oh.

So we will talk to you all then. Have a great weekend, everyone. Bye-bye. Bye. The Daily Zykeyes is executive produced by Catherine Long. Co-produced by Bay Way. Co-produced by Victor Wright. Co-written by J.M. McNap.

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