The Daily Zeitgeist - Worst Predictions/Our Predictions 2025

Episode Date: January 2, 2026

In this special holiday episode, Jack and Miles are joined by super producer Anna Hossnieh and Bryan, The Editor to discuss the worst 2025 predictions and some of our predictions for 2026!See omnystud...io.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Have you ever listened to those true crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers? Who catfishes a city? Is it even safe to snort human remains? Is that the plot of Footloose? I'm comedian Rory Scoville,
Starting point is 00:00:18 and I'm here to tell you, Josh Dean and I have a new podcast that celebrates the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals. It's called Crimeless, a true crime comedy podcast. Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Who would you call if the unthinkable happened? My sister was y'all 22 times.
Starting point is 00:00:39 A police officer, right? But what do you do when the monster is the man in blue? This dude is the devil. He'll hurt you. This is the story of a detective who thought he was above the law until we came together to take him down. I said, you're going to see my face till the day that you die. I got you, I got you, I got you. Listen to the girlfriends, Untouchable, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I got you.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Hey, everybody, it's Michelle Williams, host of checking in on the Black Effect Podcast Network. You know, we always say New Year, New Me, but real change starts on the inside. It starts with giving your mind and your spirit the same attention you give your goals. And on my podcast, we talk mental health, healing, growth, and everything you need to step into your next season, whole and empowered. New Year, Real You. Listen to Checking in with Michelle Williams from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I know he has a reputation, but it's going to catch up to him. Gabe Ortiz is a cop.
Starting point is 00:01:53 His brother Larry, a mystery Gabe didn't want to solve until it was. was too late. He was the head of this gang. You're going to push that line for the cause? Took us under his wing and showed us the game as they call it. When Larry's killed, game must untangle a dangerous past, one that could destroy
Starting point is 00:02:11 everything he thought he knew. Listen to the brothers Ortiz on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello the internet and welcome to season. What? No season. It's a very special episode of Dernadilly Night
Starting point is 00:02:26 Geist. Yes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. This is a podcast we take a deep dive into America's share of consciousness through the day's news. So we know a thing or two about what's going on. That's why you're going to want to come to us for your 2026 predictions. Hell yeah. My name is Jack O'Brien.
Starting point is 00:02:47 I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. Hey, I'm not going to lie. I may have just hopped out of a Dolorean, and I just came from August 26. so some shit might be spot on. For an interesting time to choose. Miles, we're thrilled to be joined in our third C by a very special guest co-hosts, the original day one super producer
Starting point is 00:03:06 of the Daily Zykeist, continued super producer of many of the first-rate podcast on this network, such as This is important, last cultureistas. She created on a streaming corner, the mind behind best prestige casting. It's Arasne. I know.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Hi, hi. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Hi, hi. And Brian, are you joining us on Mike? I might pop in. Okay. And he might, you might get a pop in. It's Brian, the editor.
Starting point is 00:03:36 It might get a pop in. He might. This is our 2026 predictions episode where we tell you what, everything that is definitely going to happen in the year 2026. As always, we like to open with a look back at the futility of making predictions for any year by looking at what was predicted for the year 2025 by other people and be like, ha, ha,
Starting point is 00:04:01 fucked up. You fucked up, guys. You're a bunch of idiots. At writer J.M. went back and looked. Back in 1995, the BBC dropped tomorrow's world on all of our asses. They predicted that in the year 2025, it was all about the year
Starting point is 00:04:17 2025, they predicted that we would see the rise of the space mining industry. Ooh, a little, we're a little off, huh? Just a bit off. Yeah. I will say, I think they just took that from the alien movie franchise. There was a, you know, the alien Romulus came out in 2024 in which there was space mining.
Starting point is 00:04:38 But they predicted a gigantic foam gel to slow down debris. Doctors performing surgeries virtually with the help of robots and holographic patients. That's not like so, so far off. The one thing that I feel like they got kind of right, they predicted smart speakers that, like, tell you it's time to take a vacation somewhere. Like, so they just, we use robotic technology and robotic assistance to, like, tell us to buy stuff, which I feel like is pretty close to what actually is happening. The depiction from the show looks like a disembodied head.
Starting point is 00:05:13 A disembodied head does float out of your wall for some reason. Yeah, we're not there. I'm going to need a disembodied head, Siri. Otherwise, I don't trust you. They also were like, yeah, you can go to Indo-DIS. They thought Disney was going to take over a part of Asia, and it would be called Indo-Disney. And she was like, go take your next holiday to Indo-Disney, which would only take 40 minutes. So way off on that.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Anything where, like, our lives get better, like air travel getting better, that shit didn't happen. But anything that can be, like, capitalized and, like, in general. make us more profitable for companies that is happening. They did say that space junk would be a problem. They did say space junk. That is true. That is true. That's fucking me up every day, man. The space junk.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I mean, we do have space junk, don't we? Yeah, yeah. Did that happen? Didn't some debris hit the space station? Like, wasn't that a whole thing? Huge space junk. Wait, but isn't that, wasn't that a thing with this? Just junk in that space trunk.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Yeah, no, it's definitely the space. The space is full of space debris that is hurtling around at enormous speeds. It's basically just like a field of bullets up there. Space is huge. So even though there's like millions and billions of pieces of space junk up there, crashing into each other and like creating even more space debris, it's tiny and far apart. But yeah, that is something that astronauts need to worry about.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Aren't they, like, decommissioned satellites, too? They're just like, I fuck them, bro. I don't fucking. Yeah, I think there's like parts of like, you know, space stations or whatever they're doing up there. Yeah. What are they doing up there, huh? What are they calling them? They're like, space and things.
Starting point is 00:07:03 They're like basically space stations, but they have like a name from like, you know, Bezos and shit are doing them. Oh, like you mean like the rockets or if everybody deorbitz because you have the option sometimes, I guess, to sort of just make it go into the ocean. Oh, sure. sure, sure. But I don't think every satellite has that option. I don't think they do. And they certainly didn't in the early date. Like, there's still Russian dogs up there that they just
Starting point is 00:07:30 like fired up there and like never got to bring down. Might still be alive. I don't know. That makes me sad. Well, that was, wasn't that the first thing in space? Was that dog? Yeah. Like, Like, they were just
Starting point is 00:07:45 fire. I mean, there might be still Russians up there full stop. They were, they were just firing cosmonauts into space in the early days and just we would overhear recordings from them being like oh god i'm burning i don't know why i'm laughing at this but it was just like so barbaric that's crazy oh god i'm dying so horribly sounds like a podcast mike listens to on the chair company what is a podcast you know how russians are where they're like people who are dying up in space we send three people and one gun onto the field of battle and then once
Starting point is 00:08:20 the first person die you know their life is cheap over there that's how they approached the problem of space travel all right more recently heading into this year deadline had some thoughts about what the box office would do and they were pretty pretty close they thought uh domestic beo would be nine billion in 2025 or at eight billion uh heading into avatar and timothy shallamee ping pong movie territory combined billion dollars right there you think yeah marty's print um but they did like screen ramp predicted the top movies of 2025 and did not include naysia two which is a chinese animated movie that made are you guys looking at the doc i am and i can't even believe with that it that's did not know this movie came out this year it made two billion dollars at the global box office
Starting point is 00:09:11 in other countries. I mean, there's... That's Naysat 2? Yeah, that's Naja 2. I didn't say Naysat 1. Zootopia 2 had like one day in China where it made like a crazy amount of money. Basically the Chinese box office has completely overtaken. Doing numbers.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Yeah. Wow. I will say Zootopia 2. Oh, yeah, you said. Yeah. I've heard good things about Zutopia 2. I've not seen it yet. I did see Lilo and Stipopia 2.
Starting point is 00:09:41 which they did not have in their top 10 and did a crush at the box office and a Minecraft movie. Those were both big hits that kind of at least screen rant did not see them coming heading into this year, as well as Naysia 2. It's on HBO Max, I guess. It's got great ratings, too. What kind of movie is Naysia 2? Yeah. Animated children's movie. It's so funny how, like, God, America is so just like,
Starting point is 00:10:11 don't tell anybody about the thing in China that's really good I know like why wouldn't we talk about that and be like maybe your kids would like this movie that is a massive hit with everybody it might not have like American subtitles or anything no you can get it on it's on HBO max so it's definitely subtitled yeah yeah you can there's no like it's not it's not behind any kind of we can access it's biggest secret yeah the other thing nobody saw coming was what's that a k-pop demon hunters obviously which wasn't like a It didn't make the top ten box office, but it was probably the most popular movie of the year behind, of course, Neijat 2. Deja 2. Dejaveu. In terms of movie predictions, Nejat 2, Dejavu. This is the last episode that we're recording of the extra episodes, and we are at our limit. I am at my limit. I know a guy who's at his limit. If people haven't seen the chair company, they probably don't understand this show anymore.
Starting point is 00:11:13 I've noticed from just doing all of our inside joke things, there's definitely a bunch of listeners who are like, I don't even care. It's just so stupid. It sounds funny. I don't need to know. Yeah. You know what? Sorry. A quick Tim Robinson that just came into my orbit again is from, I don't, I think you should leave where he's like playing that egg-e feeding game.
Starting point is 00:11:36 on his computer and he just goes like, this egg's got a bush? What the hell? Anyway, I think about that a lot right now. I just keep saying everything. I think like, what the hell? Yeah. I can't stop saying it.
Starting point is 00:11:52 You're right. We're unwell. Tim Robinson has ruined the American psyche. You've broken me. Yes. How a bush? All right. There were two big movies set in the year 2025.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Big, well, one big movie, one lesser big movie. So future sport starring Dean Kane, Vanessa Williams, and Wesley Snipes was set in the year 2025. Yeah, right. Thank you. It's all about a basketball, baseball, hockey, hoverboard, rollerblade hybrid sport created as a means of reducing gang warfare that is also somehow used to stop a potential conflict between global superpowers. They really thought we'd be like, I'm tired of sports. Let's put them all, let's mix them all up. Yeah, I mean, the premise also of just the idea, this will help, this will help like curb gang violence.
Starting point is 00:12:43 You're like, what kind of white save your ass idea is this. It's like, you know what they need is a hybrid sport to get them off the streets. Uh-huh. Uh-oh. Movies back then were so much more creative than they are now. All we have now is Avatar. All we have now is rinse and repeat IP. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Like they just came making this same shit over and over again. At least back then they were like, I don't know. Throw everything at the wall. If it sticks, it's in the plot. Like, they were doing something. Yeah. It was, this was also, I think, important to know. This was made for TV.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Yes. Made for TV. Repo Men, which was 2025, life-saving biomechanical organs would be repossessed by greedy corporations, which the only reason that hasn't happened is because we don't have the technology. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:13:30 That's otherwise that would happen. That feels like it's happening, kind of. And then the big one, her, was set in 2025. Well, that's happening. That is happening. Yeah, that's where there. Like, the only thing they got wrong is that their AI assistant was less scammy than ours. And, like, you know, like, the current version of AI is just purely focused on trying to sell you shit.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Right. And that version of AI was actually, like, an earlier version of tech where, like, we would just, like, let this thing be useful to people. to people and then they'd buy it because they found it useful it's not been like connected to Walmart or whatever the fuck. This one could have been even more spot on if the
Starting point is 00:14:15 Scarlett Johansson being the chat GPT voice story was this year too because it was only last year. It was in 2024 when chat GPT was like, check out this assistant and everyone's like, that's fucking Scarlett Johansso. What the fuck are you doing? Oh, you noticed that? Our greatest
Starting point is 00:14:31 Asian American actress, you think we're not going to fucking recognize her voice? Fucked up. Yeah, otherwise, I mean, you go back, 1967, a columnist for the Massachusetts-based, Berkshire Eagle was like, all right, life expectancy
Starting point is 00:14:47 125 years. Chemical control of aging. All low-grade labor will be taken over by animals, so everybody will have a lot of free time, extra limbs, abolition of the education system, because you'll just like, spot on. Download that shit into your brain. They abolish
Starting point is 00:15:03 the education system without the technology to make us learn kung fu like they were saying that the education system will be would be moot because the technology so how good we can be learning rather than like a oligarchical ideological ideological takeover of the public institution yeah they didn't have quite down it was all very much like they'll have all this shit figured out by then um you'll just like blinking you'll be in asia air travel will be so so quick and see you'll be at indo disney We were on the right path with Reagan. Yeah, we could have got there.
Starting point is 00:15:37 You keep saying, Matt. And I love that for you. Hey, man, the gipper. All the, I don't know, all the old psychics, Nostradamus, blah, blah, you know. This is famously the segment I hate about the predictions episode. It's a, we don't even need to go over it. It's like a lot of, it's a lot of like,
Starting point is 00:15:56 the Pope will die and a new Pope will come and enter in a Roman. And you'll be from Chicago. He did not get that he will be from a place of deep dishes. It'll be a south sideer, yeah. Sort of cylindrical, long, meat style, food. Hard to say what it is yet. I like this version. Hey, I'm Nostradamus.
Starting point is 00:16:21 How you doing? Actually, he was here. The Pope was supposed to die in 2024. So he was off even on that. But yeah, he did he pack. This year, remember J.D. Vance killed him. Yeah, J. Vance killed him right around Easter.
Starting point is 00:16:33 You're right. You're right. Wait, what's Baba Vanga up to? Baba Vanga is the one. He died in 1996, claimed that humans would make contact with aliens during a major sporting event. I love it. Just so specific. Those are the, like take big swings, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Leading to a global crisis or apocalypse. But they're going to show up at the halftime show. That's a half time show. Maybe she like foresaw that. Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny. Which perceived as an alien. She foresaw that black.
Starting point is 00:17:01 black eyed peas one that was like all like extraterrestrial UFO special effects that's what she foresaw she was like this will surely lead to the end of the world uh all right that that's our rundown of predictions about 2025 i give them an f minus you fucking suck um even you spike jones no spike jones you did a pretty good job i did you kind of figured it out high waisted pants and everything uh but we're going to take a quick break and then we're going to come back and show those assholes how it's done with our own predictions about the year 2026. We'll be right back. Have you ever listened to those true crime shows
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Starting point is 00:18:46 It starts with giving your mind and your spirit the same attention you give your goals. Hey, everybody, it's Michelle Williams, host of checking in on the Black Effect Podcast Network. And on my podcast, we talk. mental health, healing, growth, and everything you need to step into your next season, whole and empowered. New Year, Real You. Listen to checking in with Michelle Williams from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Dad had the strong belief that the devil was attacking us. Two brothers, one devout household, two radically different paths.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Gabe Ortiz became one of the high. highest-ranking law enforcement officers in Texas. 32 years, total law enforcement experience. But his brother Larry, he stayed behind and built an entirely different legacy. He was the head of this gang, and nobody was going to tell him what to do. You're going to push that line for the calls. Took us under his wing and showed us the game, as they call it. When Larry is murdered, Gabe is forced to confront the past he tried to leave behind
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Starting point is 00:20:24 Who would you call if the unthinkable happened? I just fell and started screaming. If you lost someone you loved in the most horrific way. I said through y'all 22 times. The police, right? But what if the person you're supposed to go to for help is the one you're the most afraid of? This dude is the devil.
Starting point is 00:20:44 He's a snake. He'll hurt you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. And this is The Girlfriends. Untouchable. Detective Roger Galupski spent decades intimidating and sexually abusing black women across Kansas City, using his police badge to scare them into silence. This is the story of a detective who seemed above the law
Starting point is 00:21:08 until we came together to take him down. I told Roger Goluski, I said, you're going to see my face till the day that you die. Listen to the girlfriends, untouchable, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. and we're back we're back who would like to kick us all off i've like i don't i don't even know what i got my main predictions are what movies are going to come out in 2026 because i googled that did you write this china thing yeah yeah you wrote breakthrough in technugi i did
Starting point is 00:21:51 look mr president you're you okay i wrote it in trump's voice in Technoogie. In there. That's just a really funny word, technugie. Miles, you want to kick us off with a, with a prediction? We will change the word technology to technuggy. Technugi will do it. I'm going to give you a technugie.
Starting point is 00:22:13 For me, okay, I'll do one because I've said this on the show before in the last few months, is that Trump is going to do something to change his appearance to look younger or more like with it. I think as his state deteriorates and he constantly gets checked by the press, I'm like, yo, he's slowing down. He don't look too good. He's like, I have a feeling with just his mental decline. He's going to be like, let me get that wig. Or what if I painted on a beard?
Starting point is 00:22:40 I don't know if he's going to do like Carlos Boozer hair. I don't know what it's going to be. Like Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Yeah, yeah. Like it's going to be. BBL. Obviously, aside from the erratic behavior that puts us all at terrible grave risk of death, I do think there's
Starting point is 00:22:56 there's gonna be some weird I gotta get a hold of the story Is if he got like You know how people are getting like The facelift but for their knees No What if he starts rocking shorts And he gets like his legs done
Starting point is 00:23:12 He gets his legs lifted He gets like some calf implants He gets his knees done Tightens up his forearm skin and shit They're like ooh Bouncing penny off that Okay But yeah I do believe
Starting point is 00:23:23 One idea would just be like he goes, he goes lips, you know? Like all the people in his White House, he just goes all in on big, big lips. He doesn't really have lips. But what if he all of a sudden just had like, hmm? I feel like injectables is, he's too afraid. I think, yeah, that's true. I think he'd rather just do some as like, can I smear it on? And that'll be the fix.
Starting point is 00:23:47 So my other, my other suggestion would be, you know, the glasses with the eyes painted on, to make you look really wide awake. He's just wearing those he's just wearing those all the time. I mean, when you get to that, when you get to that age, weird fashion choices come out. I've seen this in my own family.
Starting point is 00:24:06 I see this with like her majesty. Her grandmother who was suffering like cognitive decline to, she would rock Marty Grabees all the time. Like she was like, this is my shit. Like suddenly it became like the thing. So I'm like, there's going to be something. He's going to do something to spice it up.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I just don't know what. it is he is i mean i have that here but i don't have any like fun specifics because it's like his brain is going to continue to melt before our eyes but it's not going to be in any way that like is predictable like it's so when you put a brain like that in the field of like being the most powerful person on earth there's just like so many ways that that can go wrong you know like i I don't know what, like, there was no way that I'd be able to predict, like, that he would, you know,
Starting point is 00:24:53 take a murdered Hollywood celebrity and be like, yeah, fuck him. He didn't like me. Hold that shit. That's what you get for fucking with Trump, bitch. But that is, in fact, what he did, like hours after Rob Reiner was murdered. So it's going to keep going in, like,
Starting point is 00:25:11 really wild directions. But I do, yeah. Hours after. Literally hours. It's like, again, because he sees everything as like, it's, are you with me or are you against me? And also, I'm killing it too. Obviously, he, for him. She couldn't see how well I was doing.
Starting point is 00:25:29 But that's, he was unwell and not good for the country. I think we'll increasingly get like sad ones, not non-wacky ones, but just like him shitting his pants in public. That was kind of like when Caitlin Gill was on and was sort of like, you know, obviously this person deserves no sympathy. But like when you sort of distill it down to like a person. who's clearly deteriorating, like, in their cognition. Right. And they have to do all this shit. That's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:25:54 And then part of me goes, yeah, but I don't know what else I have except to laugh at the apocalypse that's coming. What do I do? Yeah. He stopped a speech to just like start talking about how much a person in the crowd looked like his daughter who no longer talks to him. It's going to be someone who's passed away next. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:13 You know what I mean? Oh, there goes Ivana, my beautiful X, ex-wife. There's Roy Cohn. Oh, my God. How are you? Oh, boy. This is going to be a wild ride. Anna, you have any predictions for 2026? This one. Trump will reigns supreme. No, it's joking. Trump will continue to kill it, bro. He's killing it. I think we're in sort of dark illness territory, thanks to RFK Jr. Oh, sure. Yeah, that's a really good point.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Now that like measles cases are going back up. I think it's about to be a situation for kids in schools unfortunately because of the I think we're finally hitting that point where all the like anti-vax parents were like, I'm not vaccinating my kids and they're all like Mickey Mouse
Starting point is 00:27:00 Hey, hey, this is Disney and I'm not vaccinated me. Mickey, what the fuck? I'm gonna get sued. I'm gonna get fucking sued. Just joking. Mickey has no political thoughts. But we love that character. Oh no. Blond's only. Exactly. There it is. I don't know why Mickey's so fucking
Starting point is 00:27:16 weird um yeah like we're hitting that point where those kids who have been unvaxed are like getting to elementary school like that it we're hitting that era and i think it's it's that's why there's going to be measles uptakes there's going to be some other issues maybe polio's back i'm sorry to talk to you guys who have young kids but like yeah yeah yeah uh two of us and you can't even say like you're in a liberal bastion because like even being like a um coastal elite it doesn't matter because, like, there's that, like, sort of turn around that you're so liberal that you're, like, conservative. Yeah, it's the woo-woo shit. Like, yeah, the woo-woo shit gets you in trouble.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Yeah, watch out west side of L.A., man. Yeah, exactly. You know, if you got a weighted vest on. We're starting to edge in that direction with the kids and the illnesses. And I think R.F.K. Jr. are literally just doing pull-ups at the airport. Pandemic edging. Not doing anything else. And just accusing Sean Penn of stealing his swag in one battle after another.
Starting point is 00:28:14 I mean, one of these guys is not going to make it out of the year, right? Like, RFK Jr., Donald Trump. Is he unwell? Is he in poor health? I don't know. He looks like it. I'll read Olivia's book and we'll find out. If I could get through that drivel, Jack read a section of it.
Starting point is 00:28:34 And it was like, it was like mind-numbing. Yeah. I brought a lot of it. Oh, yeah. And, well, you said read it. So do you have any insight based on reading it or no? Well, I haven't gotten to the end yet, so I don't know if R.K. Jr. has died yet. Do you find out if it's him?
Starting point is 00:28:49 I know she refers to it as the politician. She never fucking says his name because she's going to get her ass sued by Cheryl Hines. Oh, she's really in for one. The other thing, too, because there's like super flu going around now. And a lot of people are like, we don't have the same access to the CDC that we used to. No, we're seeing these like clusters of serious illness that are hospitalizing people. And I think along that point, like, I think just, your prediction made me think of another thing I was thinking about about like states are going to
Starting point is 00:29:17 kind of have they're going to start having their own like CDC type capabilities because California just picked up to like CDC people. They're like, uh, come work with us because like we want to have our shit together. Gavin is so like Gavin is like he, he and you know, I think you say it like you know governor Gavin. Gavin's a friend. He was fucking Gavin. I mean, Gab dog. So you have to understand about Gavin is. Gab new dog. He sort of gets a boner for being on top of it. Oh yeah. Of course. Nothing gets gavdog harder than being like efficient. You know, like he, he's dying to show up and shake your hand. Yep. And be like, I'll take it. Or show up, show up with a bulldozer and be like, let's get this encampment the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:30:00 All right. But that's still what lies under like his idea. No, exactly. That's what I mean? Like he's like, yeah, I'll be there. I'll kick these unhoused people out my fucking self. And they're like, you don't need to show up. And he's like, no, no. No, I want to be there. I want to be the I want to be the face. of this policy. It's something on fire? Give me a hard hat. Like, he's dying to be in the picture. So, like, it's just always I bet he's, he's probably hired the majority of CDC
Starting point is 00:30:23 and they probably live in his house. Go anywhere. Don't go anywhere now. But that's a good thing because, you know, like, we have Eric Adams for now until Zoron is fully in, but Eric Adams. For a few more moments. Yeah. I don't think he's fully aware he's still mayor. No, no, no. I like to think of myself as the
Starting point is 00:30:39 mayor of Tel Aviv. He's lost in the sauce. Yeah, totally. Anyway, sorry, go ahead. All right. Keeping it in the world of politics, uh, I do feel like there's going to be continued attempts from your J.D.'s, Vance, from your gavdogs, Newsom, uh, trying to pitch themselves as the next thing. I don't know him. So you can't call him that.
Starting point is 00:31:03 You, you don't know who I know. I just got off the phone with Gadda Newsom. I mean, it did sound a little more awkward when you said it than when Anna said it's like his first time speaking English. Yeah. Um. Dog, New. were you running out of battery? Yeah, I literally am. You're wrong.
Starting point is 00:31:19 I get it. Wait, so, wait, what do you? I think they're going to be trying to pitch, like, as it becomes clear and clear, that Trump, like, no longer is a viable person to run the country and, like, that there's no chance that he can run again. They're going to be positioning J.D. Vance as, like, the heir apparent. Uh, the Democrats are going to be pitching Gavin Newsom as, like, the next candidate. And people aren't going to like it, but it's still too early for anybody to get those results.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Like, we're not going to have an electoral test of how little people like those two candidates. And so there will just be increased, the mainstream media being like, you know, how they were for Ron DeSantis for like two years, where they were just like, this guy's Trump, but with a great mind, you know? And like they just don't, they'll try to make it a thing until they can't. which will be when people start showing that they won't vote for either of those guys. But the mainstream media narratives will be strong.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Sure, sure, sure. And then also they'll try to steal the midterms and they won't be good at it. They might steal it, but it'll be very All out in the open. Question. When do you think they'll start pushing Bari Weiss as a candidate? I mean, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:32:40 but I'm getting some energy that they're going to, like, the sort of like, you know, if you will, liberal Zionist elite who want you who are annoyed with like mainstream media and how they present what they want things to present, it feels like, doesn't it feel like they're positioning her in a way? Well, like the Ellison's definitely like having her there at CBS News to be like the arbiter of truth for like news coverage. Right. And her subject is pop, pop, pop. But again, we did say that Erica Kirk interview she did was no one tuned in for that. And you're like, oh, and she's a L. That was a massive L for her. I think it's going to be a C.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Like, she's not very smart. Like, I don't think she's going to be good at her job that they're just, like, installing her into. And so I think this will be a year of, like, she's not very smart. So she can't be president, okay? Like, let's not. No, no, not president.
Starting point is 00:33:31 But, like, she's about to take an L in the job that they've put her in, I think. Yeah. I think it'll be. Because I was, like, reading her, that, that profile on her. And I was like, why is she being positioned like this? It was like Mike Pence when they were like, this is the next person. And it's like because there's 20. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:48 But it was no, after he was vice president, when they were like trying to make it seem like during the Biden administration, Mike Pence was going to win the election. It's like, people fucking hate him. He's an idiot. The only reason he has all this momentum is because he has like 12 billionaires who are just like, this is our man. This is our guy. You're right. The only saving grace is that she's a woman. Right.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Yeah. And they'll never fucking allow it. With, like, very unpopular politics, I feel I see also. But certain people want to use her because I think she's moldable. Right. I'm just worried. How did she go from getting fucking Columbia professors fired to this? That's what I'm worried about.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Because, again, the oligarchs are controlling everything. They know that ideologically she's on the exact same team as them. And that's a safety. But I think that's the thing. It'll only appeal to that class of people. And I don't doubt that that maybe they'll try and. maybe do that, but I just think it'll be very quick when people are like, no, no one's
Starting point is 00:34:45 feeling that. They're like, but who knows? It might be like fetch, and they try and make fetch a thing. That's what it feels like they're trying to do right now. I feel like there's going to be a lot of trying to make fetch a thing. A lot of making fetch a thing. Barre Weiss, Gavin Newsom and J.D. Vance. I wonder if Gavin probably has the best chance to be made a thing, just
Starting point is 00:35:01 for sure. But it still sucks. Yeah, because we live in this world, it's like, what about policy? Like, no, dude, I think he can like beat up J.D. Vance on Look at him. Look. He looks. He looks. He looks like one. What about electricity costs?
Starting point is 00:35:15 I don't know, dude, he's hot. He's hot. Like, what? My God, look at that. He's head of hair. Yeah. Air. Full head of hair.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Do I need to remind you? I have another, I have a couple of their political predictions. I do think the Democrats will, I don't, they think they'll find a way to cell phone in the midterms somehow. Oh, you think so? Yeah. I don't think it's going to be, I think they will get a bunch of seats, but I don't don't think it's going to be as potent as it possibly could be because I think as it stands,
Starting point is 00:35:45 they are too cocky about the special election results that they're seeing without actually like realizing how to play that answer. Yeah. Yeah. And I think it's just going to be like, that's it, baby, we're back in, we're back in the saddle. They love this shit. All right? Get back out there. Vote blue no matter who without realizing you have a populace that is ground down to dust. And they're actually looking for answers, not more nonsense. All. though that's where the Gavin Newsom thing freaks me out because I'm like, this guy doesn't stand for fucking shit. He just says all the good shit.
Starting point is 00:36:18 And that's going to be his platform. He's going to be like, I don't stand for shit. I don't stand for fucking shit, you guys. Jamie Vance fucking sucks, right? Yeah. Oh, boy. All right. Should we take a quick break?
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Starting point is 00:40:34 And we're back. just talking about how Gavin Newsom's not even married. Imagine that. We get like the, was that American President movie? Well, wait, no, he does have a wife. Oh, look at that.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Wow. How is she never? How the fuck do I not even know that who the first lady of this day? The most iconic one was Kimberly Gilfoyle. That didn't work out. Jennifer Siebel Newsom. It's hiding this one before she gets like Mar-a-Lago face.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Right. So a couple big things that are happening this year for the left one is the Luigi Mangione trial will be a thing that's happening and then also Zeran will be taking power and the media will try
Starting point is 00:41:18 to do anything they can like every murder that happens in New York City will be front page news. Just seeing the slow drip of like women that are coming in. Have you seen those clips of like
Starting point is 00:41:33 just the girlies pulling up Luigi at trial. God, I get it. There's so many. There was a Guardian article that was about like hoogers for Luigi too. Like that's where I'm sort of like, are you in it for the, that we understand that this is a class warfare being waged against us and, you know, or is it they're like, I don't know, he's fucking hot.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Why are you asking this question, Miles? What is that? I think some people like are in this middle space. No, they're not. He's hot. And they want to see him, possibly marry him and have conjugal visits. Just like Scott Peterson sort of a thing. We're like Scott Peterson Hubbard.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Well, you think about it. It's like someone married Charles Manson a few years ago. Like, and he's tiny and ugly. I guess that's a thing. Whoa. Whoa. He's a very tiny man. Great musician.
Starting point is 00:42:30 He's very short. Anna, please. Tiny wear. Well, tell you where. Well, hold on. Let me get the whole story here. Let's not jump to conclusions. But yeah, the Luigi Trail.
Starting point is 00:42:42 These women are thirsting. I mean, aren't you all? Here I am just like, all right, kids. You're doing all right. They're like, no, I'm going to jump over to try and have sex. Here's your one solid smiles is that they can be, they're highly suggestible, obviously. So they can be brought on board. Are you talking about women right now, Brian?
Starting point is 00:43:04 I'm talking about those particular. women. Luigi Mangione stands. Let's be real, Mangione can for sure start a cult after this. Right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Out of, like, oh, they're gonna put them to death, I think, though, right? Oh, Jack, come on. I don't know if they... I'm not saying, I'm just, I'm just saying what?
Starting point is 00:43:24 Is this a capital crimes? I'm actually a cougar. You see my background unblurs. You see a cougar from Mangione. I know they are, I think, because Bondi switched it up, it was like, no, no, we need to seek the death penalty.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Yeah. Which is so crazy because, like, how are you going to get a jury to convict with those eyes? Yeah, that's, that's, they're never going to get. They might be able to agree on that. No jury. You put a single woman on that jury. Can you imagine what that clip I showed you? That was the jury.
Starting point is 00:43:53 That was the jury. That was the jury. Yeah. That clip wasn't women. She had a free Louisian. Like, your honor, I'd like to. Can we actually? Sorry, we picked 12.
Starting point is 00:44:04 We picked 12. I don't see how this isn't like an instant mistrial because too many people It is a mistrial. Everyone has seen this. You can't find. How are you going to select a jury in the first place? I mean, okay. Have you seen the the Diddy Doc on Netflix, the dokey series?
Starting point is 00:44:23 Yeah. The interviews with those jurors is Kuku Bananas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The things that she's like, ha. And so like me and Sean had the same facial expression. And you're like, yeah. You're a jerk. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:44:37 What are you saying? You're supposed to be like a person and they didn't, you know, what is it when they keep them all away from sequester? They didn't sequester them. And it's like, good luck trying to sequester this crew. Like, if you don't do it. Dude, this is the hottest jury duty summons in the on earth right now. But you're going to have to stay off as socials.
Starting point is 00:44:57 You can't talk about it with anybody. I don't know. I'll be flexing every time like, hey, what's up? We're in the fucking. It's just impossible to make this work. Free our boy Luigi. They might as well just let them go now because this child isn't going anywhere. It's going to be long and funny and interesting, but at the end of it, they, how?
Starting point is 00:45:13 Cut to us at the episode. We're like, so Luigi Mangione has been executed. He has been in the room. They just, yeah. A woman sat on his face and suffocated. But anyways, we'll see how that goes. I don't really have a prediction other than. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I think we sort of gave our predictions. He's either going to get. executed or that trial is never going to be able to finish because it's like a very it feels like the kind of thing too where like people who have bet like I was just reading about this thing called jury nullification like you know who would get on the jury and then just do some wild shit like that like that's a thing it's like he has such a fan base people are wilding like there's going to be some wild cards on that jury you just can't no matter what that team whose picks the jury tries
Starting point is 00:46:07 to do. Right. I think this is an impossible situation. Right. Do you think he's sort of like 40 chess game this out? He's like, because I mean, you could. I could see someone doing it in a comic book. Being like, I'm the person who needs to do this because
Starting point is 00:46:22 I'm too hot to convict. Yeah. Kind of. I don't know. I mean, it is genius. Yeah. It is genius. It's kind of genius. Well, don't look up jury nullification, folks. All right. I'm going to tell you guys some movies that are coming out in
Starting point is 00:46:36 2026. Okay, hold on. I have I have two more. I have two more predictions, but they'll be quick. One is that the MAGA infighting is going to be fucking wild this next year because it's going to be people differentiating from MAGA trying to line up for 2028 or people trying to 26th Amendment Trump
Starting point is 00:46:55 and figure out how they're going to inherit the wind that way. The other one, I think Frosted Tips probably will be the summer look. Frosted tips back. Frosted tips. Everything thing's fucking Y2K. I'm like, brother, we're the five tips.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Men and women? Yes. Everybody's so into that shit. They're like, oh, have you seen the movie goat? People are on rollerblades hacking. Cargo pants. Juicy track suit.
Starting point is 00:47:20 These are all fashions, Ugs, Western shirts with pearl snaps. I think the Ugs was able to hold strong just because they're warm. Yeah, Ugs haven't gone away. That's always been a piece of shit. Layered polos, multiple polos on top of one another. I feel like Steve Bannon might have killed that one. Yeah, you got three Lacosts on, though.
Starting point is 00:47:41 That was a flux. You wear the pink and green one. Yeah. Also, I think, yeah, like the sort of the low-rise jeans, the slouchy bags. We're just seeing a lot of like rhinestones on stuff. Yeah. Are rocket dogs back yet? Are people wearing rocket dogs?
Starting point is 00:47:56 Those thick-ass platform sandals from like 2002? You think the tattoos might come back to? What tattoos? The barbed wild. Or like tribal and shit? That shit's already back. Anna, you're tattooed and living in Brooklyn. Do we see any people rocking like 90s designs and shit?
Starting point is 00:48:12 Like tribal? No, I feel like that's like stupid now. Kind of. Yeah, yeah. But there's like a twist on it where it's like almost like ironic. I will say, look, everything. Yeah, ironically. Yeah, but like the whale tail is back.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Yeah. I haven't seen so whale. Yeah. I was in Denmark over the summer and I was surprised how like fully the low-rise jeans were completely backed. Like, I was looking at P. And they're Scandy. So, like, Scandinavians tend to be a little bit more classy than us.
Starting point is 00:48:42 And if they're whale tailing it, or are we about to be some full cheek? Movies. All right. These are just, I'm just pulling these out of the ether. Just like, this is my, I lit a candle. I stared into it. And these movies came to me as movies that I think are going to come out in
Starting point is 00:49:00 2026. Avengers Doomsday. What? There's going to be a new. Avengers movie in 2026? I love the question mark on that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Spider-Man New Day? Doomsday? Are you making like the doomsday part up? Or is that real? His delivery of this bit kind of went over your head, I think. Oh, this is a bit.
Starting point is 00:49:21 The Odyssey, Christopher Nolan will make a The Odyssey movie. Humor joke. It's going to be a big year at the theaters, guys. Odyssey. We got the Odyssey. We got Moana Live Action.
Starting point is 00:49:33 We got Mandolari. and Grogu. I don't think that one will do as well as people are hoping. But we got Super Mario Galaxy Toy Story and Trek 5. Wait, Toy Story 5 is coming out. We just had Toy Story 4.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Disclosure Day. I don't think Trek 5 will be out in 2026, though. I hear things about that. You don't think it's coming? I mean, some of these are going to get pushed for sure. I don't know because it feels like Eddie Murphy's trying to get back in. Yeah, and I think there's more issues
Starting point is 00:50:01 maybe with the writing. It's racist. No. No, no, no, no. No, no. It's never mind. Miles knows something behind the scenes. There's racism. It's racist, obviously.
Starting point is 00:50:12 What are they saying about ogres who live in the swamp? I don't like this. Dune 3, Focker-in-law, and this one I did not realize this is happening. The Adventures of Cliff Booth, Brad Pitt's character from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, that is a film written by Quentin Tarantino and directed by David Fincher. And the plot is that Cliff Booth hunts Paul. Dano down to kill him as a baby so he's not able to grow up and become an actor. What do you what do you got to do, Cliff?
Starting point is 00:50:43 I got to kill the limpest dick and sag for whatever the fuck he said about him. But he's still a baby. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, Brad. Well, we'll see. F1. Brad? I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:50:58 He's skating. He's still skating by. He's doing too much, man. I know. I was going to say like, bro, you, people, you're an F1. so thirsty. Well, it was so, that was such a throwback movie style. Well, we didn't mention F1 once in our prestige casting.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Well, it was kind of like whatever. It wasn't like, because you weren't getting paid. Hey, watch it. Not even that part. It's just like the, it was just a fun. You remember the review I wrote for? It was skis, skating, scathing. Scathing.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Scathing. I was not impressed by that film. As an F1 fan, I was like, this some bullshit. And also, let's acknowledge that Brad Pitt has done some shit. Yeah, right, right. Have you seen the rumors that they're going to do a Brad Pitt from F1 and Tom Cruise from Days of Thunder, Coltrickle crossover film? No, but I heard they've been saying they're going to make a tropic thunder Tom Cruise movie. Yeah, like a Les Grossman move me or move about that terrible CEO character.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Yeah. We weren't in a fat suit. I was like, are you sure? Because he said some wild, apparently wasn't he improvising a lot of those lines? I don't know. It doesn't seem like the funny thing that it used to be. It's like, you know what we need post Weinstein is a hilarious character who's just a gross piece of shit movie executive.
Starting point is 00:52:17 That movie is very funny, but it's definitely of a time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, because that was, you're just still getting away with like racist comedy where you're like, I mean, like, if they know it's racist, so it's okay. They know it is. They know it's racist. It's attire. Because, yeah, dude, Tom Cruise was improvising a lot of that shit in Tropic Thunder.
Starting point is 00:52:41 And he was saying, like, I'm going to rip your tits off. And I'm like, okay, what's he going to say in this fucking movie? Well, he learned that from Zinu. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sanadu, what is it? Zanadu is my favorite musical. He learned that from Zanadu. China's going to continue to drop tag innovations that everybody's going to be like, wait, are they in the future?
Starting point is 00:53:01 Is this a movie title? I'm going to need them to pick up the electric car. cars because my stocks are not doing well. Yeah. I think American tech is just kind of almost permanently fucked. I don't think we're going to get an innovation out of America for a long time. No, if anything, it'll be, it'll be even, I don't even know. The innovation is going to be something about, like, how to do, like, more with less somehow.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Yeah, yeah. It's not going to be like something that makes everything easier for everybody. No, no, no, no, no. But, yeah. Frosty tips. I still think that the beanie Beanie with the propeller is going to be my prediction once again.
Starting point is 00:53:39 I guess maybe because I live in Brooklyn and like everything is so overly ironic that like I feel like I've seen that. It gives you a little fun business to do. You can like hit your little beanie. So you know these kids, their parents are paying the rent so they got no troubles
Starting point is 00:53:52 so they can wear such a fun hat. A little spinny hat. Yeah. Little like having no troubles and being like put on a fun hat. You get to be whimsical when you have no troubles. Let's go fun hats. Now, like, see, I have trouble, so I'm out here in, like, very, like, stable hats.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Yeah, stable hats. Your hats barely move. Very rigid. No, I'm just saying, like, my hats are for efficiency. They're not for fun. I'm wearing a hat because I'm trying to block the sun from burning my skin off. It's cold and windy. I'm protecting my ears.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Yeah. I'm not, I'm not wearing anything for fun. You don't have, like, a brimless baseball cap? No. I cut it off. It's useless. That was some shit I remember. They used to sell it universal.
Starting point is 00:54:32 studios at the Back to the Future ride it was a baseball hat with like that was adjustable no brim wow wave of the future wave of the future it was so stupid I remember my friend bought it and like wore it to school and we're all like bro that is so fun that sucks shit dude but I think I think Back to the Future too does have somebody
Starting point is 00:54:50 in a beanie uh with with a propeller on it maybe um oh maybe a futuristic one might be stealing that prediction from them might just be ahead of your time that's really funny baseball hat with no brim Brimless. Just, it's, it, because I'm from the front, you're like, oh, that's a fitted, but backwards. It's an adjustable beanie.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Not even, because it doesn't even cover your ears. I saw one of those at a shop down here and I tried it on and it just made me look Muslim. Oh, yeah, like, or yeah, it would look like. I feel like that's what it would look like. Like, I should be selling bean pies or something. Like it's some manner of, like, religious. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Religious headware.
Starting point is 00:55:24 I think someone's going to make a really horny movie the, like, blurs the lines of like softcore and regular movie stars. We haven't had one of those in a minute. I know. Like a really horny movie. Like that basically everybody saw the success of heated rivalry and the movie stars saw that too. And they're going to try and do their own heated rivalry.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Yeah, yeah. I suggest like, what's that movie with Ellen Barkin and Lawrence Fishburn, a deep cover? Oh, yeah. Like a remake of that or something and just amp up the sexy. You got the sex built right into the title. Yeah. Deep cover. Orlando Bloom is great.
Starting point is 00:56:05 No, bad company, bad company. Bad company. Bad company. Yeah, do a remake of bad company or something. There you go. And bring back to the prediction. Smut will rule. Yeah, smut is really having a moan.
Starting point is 00:56:20 And fantasy smut? You don't even. Oh. Her Majesty also just randomly at like a party, like they were exchanging books, she got married little, be cute. I was reading it. And for the first time, I'm like, okay, what part of you're at? We're talking about this smut.
Starting point is 00:56:37 I was at the gym and this girl was reading one of the, like, court of Sarah J. Mass books. And I literally was like, would you listen to a podcast about that? Yeah. And she was so shook by me speaking to us. We were just like, tread on us next to each other. And she looked to me like, about what? And I was like, oh, sorry, about the book you're reading.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Would you listen to a podcast about that? And she literally was like, girl, find your visitor. she's like this ain't no motherfucking focus group i'm trying to get my steps in yeah i like what i think she would excuse me yeah the sense i got actually the more we talked about it she was like yeah i mean i guess i would if they were like breaking down and i was like that's all i need to know and i caught her off hey i'm not trying to be your fucking friend i'm running i just asked you a question yes or no you just flipped it on her right i'm telling you it's look smut continues to rule i think it's more that like this will be the year that people realize that it's the silent majority
Starting point is 00:57:33 of like this thing that a majority of people are so into but haven't it just hasn't bubbled to sort of full blown mainstream culture where even and I don't think there should be any judgment I think like if a woman want to read some smut yeah let her read some smut that shit is so stupid even if she's fantasizing about fucking a dragon yeah name pharinger right uh or zayden get it in because let's be real these men men right now and shit. I think that's what it, I think that's what we're learning.
Starting point is 00:58:03 47 year old men in Brooklyn saying they are not ready to settle down. Okay. Let these girls fuck dragons. More than that though, like if you want to talk fantasies and shit, like straight men engage in that show of the time watching sports where they're like, man, I wish I could have been that guy. I could have oh yeah, he's so, I wish I could play like
Starting point is 00:58:19 that. It's everybody is trying to fulfill some kind of, you know, thought, fantasy, whatever. Get it how you live. I think the shit about like being like, this shit's so dumb. like reading that shit like who gives a fuck that has nothing if you want to read it read it if you don't then fuck off who gives a shit i agree all right those are our predictions for 2026 you know what's dumb a hat with no brim oh man okay come on but intentional but like what you're talking about
Starting point is 00:58:47 specifically a base adjustable baseball hat with no brim that's with no brim and a beanie and a spinny thing on top that might be like jack to your point like the one thing america that's like I don't know, how about this world baseball hat with no brim? They're like, holy shit. America goes big on the spiny hat with no brim. They're like, dude, the brain drain is so intense
Starting point is 00:59:06 over there. You see how dumb they are now? What is just the the GI or what is that conference? The G8. G8, that's what they reveal that.
Starting point is 00:59:17 That's what Trump brings. You're like, dog, this is not the platform. Right. I said G.I. I've lost it. GI tracked. Um,
Starting point is 00:59:26 All right, and alien contact 2026. Any other predictions before we go? That would be a good prediction. Trump has a beating accident. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That would be fun.
Starting point is 00:59:39 It would normalize shitting yourself. Make shitting yourself normal again. I think we said that earlier in the episode. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Jack said that. I said that he's going to shit himself. There's just so many clips where there are people standing behind him with contorted faces that they're always like, I'm like, I don't.
Starting point is 00:59:56 I don't know for sure. He's just farting. But I think it's going to be like he's definitely has shit himself. I'm saying like it's going to be unavoidable. Like he's going to stop the far. Bro, he probably one of these people. He's like, man, wiping your ass gay.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Right. And then you're like, oh. He might have a big fall in public. You know, like stuff like that. That's just like sad and like upsetting. Oh, so you think like an old man blunder where suddenly he were like, I think there can be some old man shit that's like going to be.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Oh, that was kind of relatable. yeah yeah you know he's like damn let's get the fuck out of here this is a gay to wipe your ass that's crazy we will answer that question in 26 Anna Hosnii thank you so much for joining us
Starting point is 01:00:43 where can people find you follow you all that good stuff I'm at Hosni on Instagram that's at H-O-S-N-I-E-H-H-H-H that's where you can follow me for all your host Nia needs Ryan, where can people find you? Far away from America. There you go.
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