The Daily Zeitgeist - You Trend Do That On TV 3/25: Special Elections, Harry Wait, Open AI, Iran War
Episode Date: March 25, 2026In this edition of You Trend Do That On TV, Jack and Miles discuss the numerous special elections, the "MAGA activist" who pushed 2020 election fraud claims getting busted for election fraud, Open AI ...shuttering Sora, an update on Trump & Bibi's war with Iran and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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you current to do that on television
on the Discord. Self-reference.
Because it is their birthday.
Happy birthday.
You-kerns do that on television.
Setting a dangerous precedent now.
I know.
People doing self-referencing.
Only you current to do that on television.
They've had a big year and we're giving it.
Yeah.
What did they say?
I don't know.
They've just had a bunch of A.K.A.s.
Oh, I thought they were like trying to make a K.
So like, hey, I had a big year.
You know what I mean?
And maybe we could respect the birthday.
Closed a lot of deals.
Yeah.
I got top salesperson at my company.
You know what I mean?
They're throwing a pizza party later.
Like trying to impress a parent.
Yeah.
No, I just, I appreciate what you do.
And also I was unprepared for this morning's trends.
We appreciate everyone.
You know what?
We appreciate all you.
Maybe you can sneak in a birthday reference.
There's your birthday wish for all of y'all for the whole year.
Well, there you go, everyone, because you couldn't do that.
Just took it for everybody.
That's right.
Is there a birthday today?
This is one of my best friends' birthdays today.
Yeah, it's a good birthday, duh.
You got any best friends in this era?
Because aren't you all a lot of your best friends?
All my best friends are, and my wife are clustered around June 18th, 19th, and 20th.
Okay.
Yeah, that's my, that's my time.
And then all the cracked writers were early January, I believe.
Those were the two things that we just like realized you're like,
oh, all of you have the same birthday.
Yeah.
Anyways, my name's Jack O'Brien.
That over there is Mr. Miles.
Grace.
And this is where we're going to tell you a little bit what's trending.
I'm a little low energy, a little low edge today.
You're touching, guys.
He's touch and go right now.
He might not make it to the main.
I was at the hospital with my nine-year-old and then might have picked up something that he was having, which seems unpleasant.
But the house is a triage unit at the moment.
Oh, nice.
But I got to, we got to do these.
We got to do these trends.
Got to get these trends to people.
Got to get these trends off.
Yeah.
And you guys might have a substitute teacher in the main show.
And you'll know with the disjointed intro where I go, what's going on?
I go, wait, Jack normally says that.
Hey, wait a second.
I always fuck up the outro.
Because the outro's tough.
I'm always like, wait, I always do it out of order.
I'm like, do I introduce my?
And then look, and then it just becomes free form jazz, baby.
But whatever, it's trends now.
And I'll never know.
I'm like a teacher who's out.
I don't go review the work of the sub.
I just come back and assume everything.
I'm back.
You're like, all right, everything's in a great place.
Doesn't smell like burning in here.
Yeah.
Good.
Kids all seem to be here and alive.
What's going on in the world?
We got some more of these special elections.
Yeah.
Very quite special.
These are the, again, you know, anecdotally, historically,
these special elections typically give a very good idea of what midterms look like.
And just generally, every special election we've seen,
the Democrats have flips up to this point, I think, like,
29 seats or something, the Republicans have not flipped a single seat.
So for all the, I'm sure the D triple C, they are loving this right now, being like,
guys, we don't have to do shit.
We don't got to do shit.
It's the Nancy Pelosi playbook.
You just sit back, let him fuck up and watch the votes roll in.
Well itchy, well it's he.
Look who came crawling back on their bellies.
They're not wrong, it seems like.
I mean, maybe they are.
I do think people are probably fucking.
and annoyed by the Democrat.
I think that we're at a
unprecedented time in terms of
people just being tired of both
parties. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Watching the Democrats just not do shit.
So maybe that'll
come back and bite them in the ass. But it does
seem like, as
of right now, Trump's
disastrous second
term has been enough to just move
the football. Somehow,
somehow, it all has.
Yeah, so up first,
Florida.
There was a Florida house seat that was up for grabs in the very West Palm Beach district where Mara Lago is located.
Wait.
His own district.
He voted in this election.
His own patch.
This is a local election that you got to vote in.
And you know how this motherfucker voted?
Mail in ballot.
Don't tell me he mail.
The thing, the very thing that is ruining this country.
So we've got to get rid of it.
We've got to stop.
this, but I'm going to do it. And so
Baron and Melania, we'll all
everybody's going to do mail in. So
mailed it in, and
guess what? It flipped.
A very reliable red seat has
just gone blue. Emily Gregory
beat the Republican John Maples
51 to 49.
And yeah, this isn't,
that's a bad look. This is a, this was a pretty
solidly Republican seat, considering that
what they do last time? What's the incumbent?
One by 11 points last time.
The Republicans won by 11.
the cycle even before that,
19 point blowout.
So they went from night.
So it's shrunk from 19 to 11 to flipped.
Um, yeah, that's, that's not a good one.
So, um, that's not great if we have fuckery free midterms.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, terms and conditions do apply.
Just no terms and conditions apply any time we're talking about the midterms.
And potentially something happening that, you know,
couldn't be manipulated with.
bad faith attacks from the right.
Right. Like threatening to or actually arresting people who don't appear to be there to vote
for Republicans. Yeah. But I think a good plan. Everybody, we should just just start looking
MAGA as fuck at the polls. We all need our, we all need our MAGA hat. Yeah. That we just,
or just like start, you know, like if you, if you know, like just like get a little, get a beard going,
put the flannel on, put a t-shirt, like a fucking beer t-shirt on. Just,
dress very magacoded and then they'll be so confused they'll be like we're all the
libs but hey i don't know man i'm here to vote fucking trump man here we go amen brother
just call each other brother hard our brother yeah you hard ar brothered me all right that's
that's a good that's a good old boy right there another one for us call each other hoss
you were calling anyone hoss not these days uh what's up hoss uh there's also a florida state
Senate seat that flipped blue also.
It doesn't do much for the GOP majorities, obviously, in Florida because they have that
shit locked down.
But again, showing that a lot of reliably read districts can get touched.
Anyone can get it.
And again, this is why Trump is so focused on getting the SAVAC past because, you know,
the writing is on the wall currently in 900,000 point font.
And it says, you guys are fucked.
the uh yeah i saw harry enton the guy from cnnnn formerly a 538 who's like a big uh big wheeler dealer
guy yeah yeah yeah he he was saying that this seems to be very uh strong evidence that we got
a date friday uh yeah it's it's coming something something's coming nois arc level blue wave
coming potentially again terms and conditions apply terms and conditions fuckery incoming all
So it's like, you know, a wave of fuckery meets a wave of actually what the people want.
Right.
But you know what, Jack, there actually is voter fraud that we do need to look out for.
I just read this head.
Oh, wait.
It's from a MAGA freak who was committed vote.
Oh, no.
Just found guilty.
It's always fucking projection with these bugger ass motherfuckers.
Oh, yeah.
So for all the talk of voter fraud, a MAGA, quote unquote activist, I don't, what the
fuck is a MAGA activist, like a racist with a substack or something?
I'm an activist, actually. Like, I go in physical space and I'm racist.
This guy's showing us what a mega activist is.
Yeah, you are acting out illegal activities. You're doing illegal activities.
So this guy, yeah, Harry Waite said he ordered ballots in the names of, so he got, he found,
he ordered all these mail-in ballots for prominent, like, Democrats, like in 2022. Like, like,
the state assembly speaker,
like,
this,
like the mayor of racing,
Wisconsin and another Democratic
former state law.
So he said,
the mayor of racism.
The mayor of racism himself.
Harry weight,
by the way,
is like two of the things.
Yeah,
great name.
A hairy guy who's got a weight problem.
Or is that what you expect.
Yeah.
Harry,
no, wait.
Don't do it.
Yeah,
or like a hairy weight.
Like,
you're at the gym.
You're like,
I'm picking up that hairy weight,
dude.
Got that hair on it.
And I won't pick up a wait unless it's hairy.
That's my whole thing.
Look.
And now you found it.
It helps with the grip.
And also.
The follicles help with the grip.
The follicles still attached.
I prefer that.
Yeah.
Cooler.
Harry wait.
Some of this guy has heard from every romantic partner.
Yeah.
Wait.
Wait.
Oh, God.
Just desperation in their voice.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Don't take my shirt off.
So this guy basically got caught ordering these ballots,
but he did the peak to catch a predator shit when he said,
I ordered the ballots to expose the risks of voter fraud,
which probably is true.
I mean,
I don't think he was trying to cast a vote for these people.
But again,
hey, dumbass,
you're still committing fraud by doing this,
even if you're trying to quote unquote prove a point.
So he has been found guilty of a felony identity theft.
charge, potentially could go to prison for seven years, probably not going to happen because
old white guy. But election officials did point out, they're like, they're like, shit like this
is again, very rare and stupid. And we would have caught him either way because we caught him.
So he was like trying to prove a point about voter fraud by committing voter fraud. Yeah, yeah,
exactly. Okay. Look how easy it is to do voter fraud. I just did it. Oh, you got caught.
All right.
You got caught and erred going to jail.
Yeah.
That's how easy it is to deal these drugs.
I did it to prove a point, though.
He's got a mega mouth.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like his,
he's got like he's speaking crooked,
like out of like the side of his mouth.
It could be like a lifetime of true, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
There's a old guy who walks around my neighborhood
yelling at anybody who like.
We'll listen.
Yeah, we'll listen essentially.
you have the Black Lives Matter sign up.
He's coming.
He's coming at you.
Oh, one of those.
I'm aga activist.
Only,
only,
yeah, exactly.
Only my wife.
He won't say shit when I'm there.
He walks off when,
when I walk out,
but when my wife is pulling into our driveway,
he's,
he's activated, huh?
Yeah, he doesn't.
Jack,
she wants to ask if she knows about that.
I've been looking for a tough guy recently.
I'm in your bushes low key for days.
He pulls some shit on your web,
oh, so you're a tough guy.
Huh? What?
He also speaks out of the side of his mouth, like, in this weird way.
Like, it's like the bottom of his mouth is like kind of.
So contorted.
Yeah, like contorted.
Like, you're like, like, you just like tried to bite something with his lips, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's crazy how well they fit into their little boxes, their little categories.
Yeah, so Harry Wait, we'll see what happens.
But yeah, you're going to have to.
wait on voting for a while, my guy.
Harry, my man.
Yeah.
I hope I never hear about this guy again, but.
No, definitely not.
They're always, like, like three times a year,
there's always a story of some fucking boneheaded boomer motherfucker
who thinks they're like the Upton Sinclair of discovering voter fraud
by just doing fraud.
Yeah.
And they think they're making a point because they did it as if to be like,
you're not like a hacker who's exposing a vulnerability in a system.
like a white hat hacker and be like,
I've actually pointed out this vulnerability.
You're just fucking doing the thing
and being like, you see, it's,
this is how all the brown people are doing.
The immigrants are doing it.
It's like, no, you are the only one.
Yeah.
You're the only one we've caught.
So it actually proves the exact opposite point.
Um, yes.
Well done.
Well done, sir.
Yeah.
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vanished for four years and suddenly reappeared, and my girlfriend is already giving my money away.
Hold on, Sophia. So the girl he wants to marry is already sending money out the door.
And that's just the beginning. He makes a plan, sets up a time.
trust and finally thinks he has everything under control.
Okay, so things work out then?
Let's just say the people he trusted the most are the ones who ended up shocking him the most.
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And things are going off
In my neighborhood
Is somebody a jackhammer?
There's a jackhammer
That is a jackhammer
There is a jackhammer next door
You got that
There's actually like
Two jackhammer
Is happening for some
and competing jackamper just decided to move in next door and they were like this really nice this really
nice older house nah fuck that we're gonna destroy they're demoing everything wait took like they're
raising it i don't know and they're just doing it by the sounds of it yeah they're not demolishing
the entire house no no oh but like some real down to the studs shit and then uh yeah there's a leap
blower going back and forth like almost as if they're trying to
to prove a point.
Yes.
Forgive us.
Forgive us.
So my bad, my bad.
Let's talk open AI.
You're probably tired of us talking shit about AI by now.
You've told us you're tired.
You're like, we get it.
However, sometimes you just got to...
You got to dance on a grave.
Hit the brakes, pull a UE, and tell everybody we told you all.
What the fuck do we say?
Hey, guys, we collected the right opinions way before all the other people.
Because we had smarter people than us come on and be like,
Now, guys, this sucks.
Hey, guys, this is bad.
If you map the arc of our AI fascination, it was like, dude, we've passed a fucking medical test.
And you were like, holy shit, dude, it can do, like it's doing doctor shit.
And then once we started talking to like real cynics, like, you know, Ed Zittron or like Alex Hanna and Emily Bender and those people, we've really got, we're like, yeah, right, right, yeah.
Oh, yeah, this is all bullshit.
Right, right, right.
good, good to know, good to know, because Sam
Alton was in an article saying how he's going to
eat a cyanide capsule.
That was the thing that got me was that old
New Yorker article where Sam
Altman was just like so clearly
full of shit. The stuff he was saying
was so clearly full of shit
and being like, yeah, man, look, this stuff is
so good, I'm even scared.
I'm going to kill myself. What?
It's so good. Like, they're going to
take over. I keep cyanide
fill my mouth. Right here. Oh shit. I kind of
bit a little bit.
So, yeah.
It seemed foolish.
A lot of very smart people were saying
it was foolish shit.
The market, however,
was revved up.
As recently as six months
ago, people were
fucking psyched that Disney
was announcing that they were
going to partner with OpenAI's
video generation app,
SORA. Yeah.
A Billy, a Billy, a
Billy a billion dollars.
Both stock prices shot up.
Amir six months later, Open AI has announced that they are saying goodbye to their AI video diarrhea factory.
It was kind of cute.
They were like, we want you to know what you made with SORA mattered.
So many good quote tweets from that post.
people would be like, yeah, it was bullshit.
It was nonsense.
Can you find one?
Can you find one video that mattered that was made by the, is it the one where Michael
Jackson wrestles with Hitler on the Mori Povitt show?
Is that the one that mattered?
For you, it probably would have been those animals on trampolines.
Animals on trampolines.
Was it me making a fool of myself?
Is that the one that mattered?
Was it the video that producer Justin shared with me that low-key we both like called
Base Windu, where it was Sam Jackson.
in playing bass in Star Wars
singing a gospel funk song?
I mean, that is, okay,
some of these did matter, it turned out.
No, we were both so pissed.
We're like, God, this shit is actually kind of funny.
Fuck.
Anyway.
Yeah, it was a lot of Star Wars ones
kind of mattered.
There's also the one where they just put,
I think it was macho man, Randy Savage,
into a bunch of scenes from Star Wars.
So stupid.
But anyway, the app is no fucking more.
that means Disney was like,
that's also also crazy, right?
Like Disney was like,
we're investing a billion dollars.
The stock price goes up.
The money was never,
there was no actual transaction happening yet.
And Ed Zittron was pointing this out
that so many of the announcements
that Open AI would make
was just,
there were like letters of intent type deals.
It wasn't that money was changing.
And then because all of the people reporting on this
didn't actually bother to be like,
well, is this, like, there's an actual transaction happening or you're just saying, like, you intend to do this.
It gave everybody the impression that, like, oh, my God, things are ramping up.
But again, you know, like, we've pointed out, like, maybe months ago, too, it's such a odd shell game of money moving around between companies that, like, I'm giving them 50 million, but they're, you know, I'm giving them a billion, but they're also giving them 700 billion.
And yeah, man, it's really going great.
to quote Matthew McConae's character
and the wolf of Wall Street
it's a wazzy, it's a woozy
it's fairy dust
it doesn't exist, it never landed
it is no matter
it's not on the elemental chart
it's not, it definitely not
Fugazi Fugazi
it's a wazzy it's a woozy
what this whole shit
That's what they're saying to each other
Yeah
Yeah I mean this was
I the one huge thing
is like
Like with everything with AI
it's like, was this ever profitable?
Was this ever going to make you money?
Because everyone's like, okay, fine.
Like, Will Smith can now eat a whole, like, plate of spaghetti pretty well.
Right.
What does that fucking mean for your company or profits?
Never really made sense.
It was like a toy that people could play with.
But by playing with it, they were costing open at AI.
What was it?
It was like $15 million a day.
$15 million.
Yeah, $1.3 per video.
First of all, what the fuck?
Cause the company $1.3 per video, $15 million a day, $5.4 billion per year to make something that had no value to anyone other than just being like, look at this. This is weird, man.
Right. Not to mention the ones that they couldn't even put out for being like, oh, that's like racist porn you just had me make. Okay, yeah, you can't have that. But anyway, how to.
Yeah, that's not counting all the ones that they didn't. Yeah, they didn't put out.
Like it's fucking, it never really made sense.
There is so many problems with the public figures,
just like videos of Martin Luther King Jr., Mr. Rogers.
Sam Altman, maybe that was part of the problem
because they released Sora 2,
and people were making videos like a realistic video of Sam Altman
walking through a slaughterhouse of pigs asking,
are my piggies enjoying their slot?
but more recently it's been spreading a lot of war,
misinformation and propaganda.
Yeah.
And also, too,
I mean,
like,
I'm glad because so many,
like,
like YouTube is just chock full of,
like,
short videos that are AI nonsense.
So it's going to put a real dent in the fake viral video,
uh,
a colony of people.
Um,
but anyway,
I think like everybody else,
the people who are AI cynics,
you're like,
fuck yeah,
dude,
fucking take a big dump.
and go away forever.
Because this is nonsense.
And I think it also just really, like,
Ed was pointing this out on, like,
in his substack, too,
was just for all, like, the fucking journalists
who were like,
this is gonna fucking change Hollywood forever
when, like, the Sora update came out.
Yeah.
Look at you assholes now.
Yeah.
You were fucking, you're,
I mean, and I'm sure they know they were part of it,
or at least they're incentivized to talk up AI.
But I'm sure.
so glad that there is this complete
fucking decoupling of what
the media was saying AI is and what the actual
financial reality is for Open AI
where they're like, dude, we can't fucking do
this anymore. Although they've sort of presented
it as like, we're pivoting.
We're pivoting to
I forget, like they were like training
yeah and like training real
world robots to do
tasks or something. I feel like that was
in there. So, but I'm
sure that's a
great strategy for a business.
is just to be like constantly shuffling
between different priorities
that you like can't even keep straight.
Yeah. And hey, good news for people
who create things for a living too.
Yeah, let's hope so.
This isn't being normalized. In fact,
it's having to fucking just take an L publicly.
So yeah, fuck off forever, Sora.
Yeah.
Speaking of fuck off forever,
Iran has said,
fuck off forever to the United States.
Yeah.
So as we talked about Trump,
the beginning of the trading week
was like, hey, we're in
very serious negotiations with Iran
to end this war,
bring prices on oil
back down. Everything's going to go back
to normal.
And which Iran said,
huh? Who are you talking to?
Who are you talking to? Yourself?
So,
but he did like
jump in and make big bets
on the stock market almost
definitely. We'll say
allegedly, but, you know, people who must have known something made massive bets, like,
immediately before.
I feel like, again, this is like having an employee discount at a store.
You have this information.
You're like, man, fuck this job.
At least I can use this information I have.
And I'm going to go fucking on Cal She, whatever.
I'm sure there's so many.
It's called Insider Trading is massively illegal.
Like, yeah.
I'm sure, like, but that's like what, how all of these craven people look at it because no one
actually has, like, a real, like, moral bone in their body.
So they're just like, yeah, yeah, oh, you guys are making money off that, too. Can you show me how to do that on Kalshi?
So we got a, we got to look at what Trump's very serious negotiations look like.
And it is a 15-point plan for a ceasefire in the Mideast War through, they submitted it through intermediaries from Pakistan, which was promptly rejected and labeled excessive by Iranian officials.
and people who are familiar with it
were like,
this is the same thing that you guys submitted last year
that they rejected.
You know,
and also assholes,
we were negotiating
before you fucking attacked us.
Right,
right.
So you can't just go back
and be like,
oh,
what about now?
You know?
Yeah.
It's like literally doing a 360
in an office chair.
Be like,
okay,
you know,
like this proposal?
How about now?
You're like, you just spun around in a chair.
You handed me the same thing.
Yeah, but while your back is to them, while you're spinning, you, like, let off a massive fart.
Because there's something that has to make it worse on the other side for this metaphor.
Up your back.
Up your back.
So they just see a little speckle come up the top of your shirt collar.
What was that?
Nothing.
I have a new deal.
It's improved.
Dude, ugh.
I'm going.
What the fuck is this?
It reminds me of an interrogator.
who like keeps asking what are the codes like tell me the codes oh yeah what about now except he's
getting his ass beat oh right right like you're the one you're the one being at gunpoint i'm gonna be
forced yeah you're at gunpoint and you're trying to run shit yeah yeah no that's exactly what's
happening and again the iranian officials have just all been like bro we're we will say when
this shit's over and based on what they just sent fuck that because they've
make a good point. How are we going to engage in good faith with people who cannot keep their
fucking word? Yeah. And keep trying to kill us or actually killing us. So what do you-
Killing our negotiators. Yeah. That seems to be like one of the Israeli military's favorite tactics
is be like, hey, all right, we're coming to the table and then like blowing up the table.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. We also learned that his morning briefings, Donald Trump's morning briefings,
consist of, like, essentially those military snuff films that we've, they've been releasing.
There and one mixtapes of shit exploding. Yeah, there and one mixtapes of like them blowing shit up in Iran.
I was wondering aloud on, I think yesterday's episode, like, what diseased mind thinks those clips are like good propaganda because they keep releasing them as propaganda.
And it's, you know, not effective to anyone, you know, it's not winning anyone over to their side of the
It just seems like, is it like horrifying?
It seems like more and more evidence piling up that these are the bad guys.
Turns out they just already have those, like the 15-point deal,
they already have those lying around because they make them every morning for the president.
Yeah, those are actually declassified materials that were like presentations for the president.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I guess we can.
Can we use this, let the bodies at the floor thing?
NBC says
Each day since the start of the war in Iran
U.S. military officials compile a video update
for President Trump that shows video
the biggest, most successful strikes
on Iranian targets over the previous
48 hours.
What the fuck is wrong?
And be like if the only information that you got
about your favorite basketball team
was highlight reels
and you didn't even like find out what the score of the game was
and also you are the coach
and the GM of the team
Imagine you only watch videos of people dunking.
And then they're like, all right.
So you know, play basketball, right?
All right.
You're starting right now for the fucking Knicks against the fucking Oklahoma City Thunder.
And you're the player coach.
And you're like, what?
I've only seen dunking though.
So I'm like awesome at this, right?
Like we're dribbling.
What about everything else?
Are they allowed to do that?
It does seem like his response to this war does seem to be, are they allowed to
do that.
Yeah.
You know, like,
he seems to just be taken aback by, like,
their ability to,
like, freeze the straight-of-war moves.
Yeah.
Are they allowed to,
are you allowed to commit war crimes?
Yeah.
What do we talk about allowed to do?
The thing you're doing.
Yeah.
Again, that,
and I think, like,
most people were like,
this is frightening because it's not
allowing this senile old man
to have any idea of what is actually happening.
If this is how he's,
like,
interacting with the war.
It's like,
here's your fucking mixtape of shit.
blowing up. Okay, now you have a complete picture of what's going on. This is merely to make him feel
like, oh, good, so that blew up. Right. What else? What about the Iran opening, like, new fronts in a war?
Did I tell me about that? Is that a thing that you even consider? Probably not because when someone
says something like that, you probably get upset and then they get fired. So it is wild that,
like, all the things that we know about him are the things that are coming back and, like, ending the world.
like his favorite movie being blood sport,
but he only watches the fight footage.
Like that's also how he conducts.
Think about,
oh my God,
this makes so much sense, dude.
How he eats fucking pizza.
He just eats the toppings.
The toppings.
He only,
I only like the good part.
Yeah.
That's his whole thing is I only want the good part.
I don't need to know any,
I'm not doing the other work.
That is what's ending the world is that there's a fucking seven-year-old
in charge of the world.
Not even 12.
Yeah.
12 year olds babysitting a seven year old.
And they also say that these videos are also making Trump more frustrated with the media.
Right.
He's like, what don't they understand?
Well, put out the videos.
Did they show that thing fucking blew up?
Right.
And they're like, dude, what about the economy?
What about the needless loss of life?
What about the fucking school children that are being killed?
What about it?
What?
So this is again, this is where like the demonstrative.
Democrats really have to run on every, just so y'all know, you better hope, I don't mean, not that the Democrats would do this, but you'd wish the Democratic Party was functioning enough to say, just a warning to everybody in here right now.
If you guys aren't able to sort this fucking guy out, all of you are going, we're going to find a way to make you all criminally negligent.
Right.
For fucking lying to this dude.
You should have ran the 26th Amendment.
What the fuck's going on here?
But, yeah.
other good news is they raise the enlistment age for the military to 42.
What did it used to be? Up from 35. Wow. So you know, that's always good news. That's always good news.
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