The Daily Zeitgeist - Zeits Out 12/10: Jersey City, Thanos, Google Maps, Ajax, Slam Magazine

Episode Date: December 10, 2019

On this episode of Zeits Out Jack and Miles discuss the shooting in Jersey City and the large police response, the Thanos meme the Trump organization created, using Google Maps in Incognito Mode, Ajax... out of Champions League, and Slam Magazine releasing the "Best Hair in the NBA" list. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:27 Zite Town. Man, wasn't she Santogold and then became Santeegold? Santeegold. But then debuted as Santogold. Why don't you ask Santy Claus for it? I'm sure he'll give it to you. Okay. I think that's how Joe Pesci pronounces Santa Claus in Home Alone.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Yeah, she was FKA Santogold. Santogold? Yeah, because I remember when she became Santigold, I was like, what happened, though? I thought you were Santogold. Yeah. Anyway. Anyways, I'm Jack O'Brien.
Starting point is 00:02:59 That's Miles Gray. That's guy, bye, bye. Yeah. I'm just going to tell people who you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. Bye-bye. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to tell people who you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:04 That's fine. And this is where we tell you what's trending right now in the world. Yeah. Jersey City is trending, unfortunately. There was a shooting there. Yeah, I think six people have died. Yeah. The footage of it, ew.
Starting point is 00:03:21 I didn't even look at the footage. Not that there's footage of the shooting, but seeing all these police going through the streets with just all this tack gear and stuff, it's just a frightening thing to see. Yeah, to a male and a female shooter with long guns. It started in a cemetery, the shootout, and ended in a kosher deli, and lots of people are dead.
Starting point is 00:03:44 It sounds like the heat shootout. Like really just horrible and horribly violent. The thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. I mean, yeah, we had the other one in the base in Pensacola. Something a listener was pointing out, sort of how the NRA talking point about more guns
Starting point is 00:04:01 might not really apply to a shooting on a military installation. Right. And how they were a little bit tight-lipped on that one. Yeah. Anyways, thoughts and prayers out to the political leaders who have this on their conscience. Yeah, or whatever they do to try and absolve themselves of any responsibility, even though they are the legislators. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Or prayers up for them to actually pass some fucking laws. Yeah. Thanos is trending. I was like, why is this trending? Yeah. And God forsaketh dusteth with this video from the Trump campaign. It's something else. So it's basically Trump as Thanos doing the snap to vaporize the Democratic leadership.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Yeah. It was basically using the footage of Nancy Pelosi announcing the articles of impeachment that turns into the most absolute shit Photoshop. Is he doing this Photoshop himself? It looks that bad. Or is this just the best that they can do because i mean honestly that is the kind of all his supporters are like in their late 50s vfx insult where you're like what did donald trump do this himself and it does have that look looks
Starting point is 00:05:15 like shit i have not seen avengers but i know just colloquially and through the internet culture about the snap yeah but what's funny is i don't know what it means to the film so spoiler alert if you don't know and don't want to know what happens then skip ahead but look the movie's been out for a minute but one of the people on twitter quote tweeted that video and was sort of like isn't that this scene where he like dies two minutes later right i actually don't know the can't place the scene in particular. Dan, does he die two minutes later? Yeah. Okay. He does. Confirmed.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Confirmed. Thanos' death confirmed. And it looks like if that scene or that people dissolving thing from the Avengers movies had been animated for Nintendo Entertainment System, like the original. Like, yeah, 8-bit. It's 8-bit VFX. So badly. If there was such thing as 4-bit VFX, I'm sure there are,
Starting point is 00:06:12 but it's just three blocks moving around. That's how awful, awful that is. And again, not to even, I mean, as people laugh about how stupid the video is, let's not forget what he's trying to symbolize here. Right. He wants them dead. Yeah. I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:06:31 But at least he has a follower base that has mailed bombs to the Obamas and his political rivals. I wonder how many people who, like, I'm sure there are Trump supporters who fuck with the MCU. Right. And they're like, I don't know if i would have picked that part and this character because like he ultimately takes the l of the century right after that yeah i would be mad if that was my guy because i'm like my guy right this is not this is uh this is this actually does not look good for you after
Starting point is 00:07:01 right unless the message is that he is always because the part where he are we talking about trump or thanos where trump well no trump always picks the bad always identifies with the bad guy like there's the well he was rocky in that one oh yeah i guess so hey you know you got rice uh but like the video one where the Kingsman one, that is that part. Oh, right. He's like doing the bidding of like the villain basically. Or is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:31 So it's Colin Firth, but he's been like brainwashed by the villain. Oh, that's right. Yep, yep, yep. But I guess, yeah, no, that's not really true. Again, and just for the sheer optics of it, Thanos, no one looks at Thanos and goes, man, I want my child to grow up as Thanos. Right. He is the villain.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Yeah. He is. He owns that, yeah. But whatever. Sure. Trigger. Trigger the libs, man. Own the libs.
Starting point is 00:07:58 And Google Maps incognito. What the fuck does that mean? Pretty much exactly what you think it is. Okay. Cognito. What the fuck does that mean? Pretty much exactly what you think it is because we all know Google looks, it's the all-seeing eye. Yes. Skynet. And followers can know everything about you. So you can basically temporarily turn off your location tracking feature.
Starting point is 00:08:16 I didn't even know that was a thing. Like, why are y'all tracking my shit? Right. You can tell me where I am at, like my location services. But it shuts it down temporarily. But you can also turn it off like completely. So it's just for people who maybe, you know, you want to run out to cheat on your wife.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Not you specifically. This is a user who is just a total lecherous creep. Right. But I don't know. In this article they were talking about, it's like, perhaps you might not want your friends and loved ones with access to your phone or account to know you hit up the local dispensary. What?
Starting point is 00:08:49 I don't know. That's a very 2019 thing. Yeah. Being like, aren't you ashamed that you're tight as fuck? Do you ever worry? I mean, Google knows everything. It's weird. When this came out, I'm like, oh shit, I need to start thinking about that, huh?
Starting point is 00:09:04 Right. Everything is recorded. Everything is uploaded to Skynet could be when the terminator is gonna come down i like i guess i wouldn't even know how people would access it but since the fact that they would access it or could access it is probably unnerving right oh yeah i mean i just again it's like anything, not that I have anything to hide, like of where I'm going, my whereabouts, but to know, like, it's weird when you can reduce someone's entire existence to like this data file of like all these data points. Like they moved to this location, dialed this number, spent this amount of credits. Right. And I mean, eventually, I mean, you know, I guess that's the blessing of being born in the
Starting point is 00:09:44 eighties, man. Like they don't really know about me until I'm like 23, you know? Right. And I mean, eventually, I mean, you know, I guess that's the blessing of being born in the 80s, man. Like they don't really know about me until I'm like 23. Right. You know? Right. Meanwhile, when the government tries to look at me, they don't know I've been shining my skills in chemistry. Like the beast. For our look back at the decade, we were looking back at our own social medias and we had some young people in the office who were reading off their status updates. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Very interesting. I think we're, you know, to be old, dried-out husks of men at our age, like, it's like, yeah, Facebook at this point, it's like, I'm like, yeah, I don't know, dude, I'm drunk. Right. And here's this photo. Yeah. I wasn't very much in my, I wasn't in the super wild phase at this point.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Right. Other things that are trending, Ajax and Ansu Fati. Okay, hold on. It's Ajax. Ajax? Yeah, because it's the Dutch soccer team that's based in Amsterdam. I was just going to ask if you knew who these people were. Ajax, the great warrior.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Yeah, Ajax. Yeah, they were playing, I think, Real Madrid. Right. And that's been actually a very, very fun matchup in the Champions League in the past few years. Because Ajax is not like a team that has a lot of money. Real Madrid has the bankroll to be like, we want Cristiano Ronaldo. We want this player. We want whoever we want and build the Galactico squad, as they call it.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Ajax is based off of a philosophy of total vote ball, like Dutch soccer, and they just create really great homegrown talent. Huh. Yeah. How about that? Yeah. I know you're real big on that. Slam Magazine is giving out the Sharpest Hairline Award. Who? Slam Magazine is giving out the Sharpest Hairline Award.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Who? Slam Magazine is giving out the Sharpest Hairline Award to NBA players. And Jalen Rose is... They have all the players from... Like, they got Fred Van Vliet, Darren Williams, Klay Thompson. Oh, wait, Darren Williams? Come on, man. That's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Why? What's wrong with Jaron Williams' hairdo? Wait, who am I thinking of? Yeah, from the Jazz? Yeah. Because he had painted on hair. No, that was Carlos Boozer. No, Jaron, you know, he was not,
Starting point is 00:11:57 maybe the front of the hairline, you knew Jaron Williams was up to no good with that hair. Oh, really? Yes, dude. Somebody said Jalen Rose has the best barber of all time based on his hairline. No, Darren Williams has a mix of a Caesar with bygain hair paint. He's doing a few different things. As a balding man-
Starting point is 00:12:20 You think that that is- Yo, I have the eagle's eye. I have the eagle's eye. I know when somebody's up to something now you look do it do whatever you want but at the same time it sometimes it looks obvious to those of us who know what's up uh i i would vote for lebron but uh oh you're brandon scoopy robinson uh put the order as jaylen rose best hairline, Juwan Howard, apparently has a thing for the big five, and then Darren Williams.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Is it a joke? I don't think so. I think you are the only person who is on to Darren Williams. What are you looking at? Is this a tweet? Slam Magazine tweeted. It's from Slam's Twitter. Right, Slam's Twitter. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Slam Online. They tweeted, Be real, who's the undisputed hairline champ? They're fucking around. There's no way. I refuse to believe. Me and every other friend I know who used to watch the NBA, we would always clown Darren Williams' hair.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Really? Yeah. Huh. What? Do you think Jalen Rose has a bad hairline? Sharpest hairline? Are they just saying purely because of the line? Yeah, it just has, like, sharp lines.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Okay, I mean, when I say, like, a sharp hairline, I'm trying to think of, like, the scalp with the fortitude of a thousand ships. Yeah. Like, something that's, like... Jalen Rose definitely has the strong scalp. Oh, that... Yeah, I mean, let's be real. That, oof, fucking scalp goals.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Yeah. To have Jalen Rose's hairline. I mean, he started out bald, too, like, I mean, let's be real. That fucking scalp goals. Yeah. To have Jalen Rose's hairline. I mean, he started out bald, too, like in the league. Or I guess it was in the Fab Five. Yeah. He was bald. I mean, I guess it's weird to look at them say, like, because you can just look at the evolution of Darren Williams' hair.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Like, people did write-ups about Darren Williams' hair. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. If you just Google Darren Williams' hair and the image, like, people are clowning. Maybe he's getting, like, most improved look? Maybe. Most improved hairline?
Starting point is 00:14:13 Hey, look, at the end of the day, I'm not going to clown my man Darren because I hope to be on a list like that when science catches up. And we can come back with our hairlines looking like we were four years old. Hell yeah. And we can come back with our hairlines looking like we were four years old. Hell yeah. All right, guys. That is going to do it for this episode of The Daily Zeitgeist. The trending Daily Zeitgeist.
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