The Daily Zeitgeist - Zohran Derangement Syndrome, Trump Load Size = Teeny Tiny? 06.26.25

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

In episode 1886, Jack and Miles are joined by author of Cry For Me, Argentina: My Life As A Failed Child Star, Tamara Yajia, to discuss… Zohran Derangement Syndrome, OH No Your Little Bombs Didn’t Do Sh*t? Not Able To Drop LOADS Like Bibi? And more! OH No Your Little Bombs Didn’t Do Sh*t? Not Able To Drop LOADS Like Bibi? LISTEN: There She Goes by Roots MakersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, the basketball player? He has a podcast that I listen to sometimes and he opens his show with the exact same like as I after I listened to him I was like he opens the show in a dumb way and then as I was doing our open I was like, that's exactly exactly He's always like welcome to the Zach low podcast and it's really fucked me up So I might have to change my whole shit up cuz Zach Lowe's biting me That's the thing about being a white guy Jack. There's only a limited range of swag. You can put on it You know, that's why guys have very limited swag

Lean into the hey yo yo yo, it's your boy. I mean miles listen This was my way of asking permission to do that. Let's A-B test it. Let's let the listeners decide. Oh, man. It's a production of iHeartRadio. It's a podcast where you take a deep dive into American shared consciousness. And it's Thursday, June 26th, 2025.

This is a good one. Okay. It's National Barcode Day. It's national coconut day. It's national chocolate pudding day. It's national handshake day. It's national beauticians day and it's national bomb pop day. Bomb pop? Yeah. The red, white and blue popsicle. Yeah. Yeah. Classic. All right. I can get behind most of those things I like a good firm handshake with my hands slathered in chocolate pudding I got this carpal tunnel right now and I had to shake a bunch of NFL players hands yesterday

I did shit. They were rocking my shit. Yeah I didn't want to wear the wrist brace either. I was like man. I gotta come in here on some fucking what's up? What's up? I'm tapping them up. this one linebacker almost ripped my fucking hand off She and I'm not gonna name names. We need a very kind kind gentleman kind But like also testing your gangster a little bit a little not even it was just one of those things like where it's like Lenny from Of mice and may like he knows not how You know, that's what it was like. Do you think NFL players even know what carpal tunnel is? Like probably not, right?

No, I mean, probably there's ones who game a ton who probably do, you know what I mean? Because there are, you know, people who've gotten deaf. They all get lost in video games for sure. That's right. Anyways, my name is Jack O'Brien, aka Potatoes O'Brien. That's it. That's another angle I could take just leaning full Irish. I don't think that would be offensive. Thrilled to be joined.

You're Irish. As always by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. Hey, look, it's Miles Gray. In the valley, San Fernando Valley, the zi-chan sleeps tonight. In the wood, North Hollywood, I hope he sleeps all night. Please sleep all through the night.

So that he can record the Daily Psych guys. Shout out to David Lester on the discord for that one. I could use my falsetto. The child we're up and down, baby. It's still one step forward and now we're 0.97 steps back. Okay, so we got three tenths of the way progress. That's progress. I'm taking it I'm taking it. Well miles we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by one of our favorites a comedian actress musician writer The author behind poems I wrote while taking a shit and also the new book cry for me Argentina my life is a child star Please welcome back to this show the hilarious the talented tomorrow

I have too many descriptions after my name like actress comedian What is talented gal one pick one. What a talented gal. Pick one, pick one. If you had to pick one. I was gonna say poet, but I had writer and author. I was like, is that too much? Writer, poet, author.

Oh, she's a poet and don't she know it? Yeah. I think it should just say a piece of shit. Piece of, grade A piece of shit. Tomorrow you're here! Justin, just throw that in there. Okay. Grade A solid piece. Justin, just throw that in there. Great day.

But on the, on the scale of the types of bowel movements I took, I just took my kids to the well child visit and like, they give you the scale of the different like levels of health. Yeah. What a healthy poop is. And like, you know, the little pebbles up top, super dehydrate, like where do you fit on that? Yeah. Yeah. What'd you say? the little pebbles up top, super dehydrated. Like, where do you fit on that? Yeah. Yeah.

What'd you say? You do pebbles? You pebbles? So it goes from like super dehydrated to like diarrhea, which my kids loves to just talk about to the doctor. I don't know if you're asking me for what I am right now, but I'm at a currently somewhere between a healthy poo and a sort of sludge. Oh, okay.

Yeah, great. I have to tell you something. I have a friend, me and him send each other shit pics. We've talked about this on this podcast before. Yeah, no, we talked about it the whole time. Yeah. And he's noticed that my shits have been getting progressively darker and darker, and now I have to get a colonoscopy because of this.

He's worried about my dark shit. Why? Did he say you need to get a colonoscopy or you told the doctor in the dark said oh based on that observation I would recommend a colonoscopy my friend said like they're it's not right that they're so dark and like he compared to what they were like three months ago go back to May 21st, Tam, real quick in our chat right here. You're the original evidence of a big shit person. Because we recently talked about Pete Hegseth doing that, walking into a meeting and bragging about how big his shits are.

Then I was talking about somebody in my family who used to fish them out and save them in a shoe box and then me admitting that is tearing my family apart. Yeah. It's like it's causing problems. It's gone viral inside my extended family. That wasn't me. That was another person. Okay, fuck.

Sorry. Do they keep them in the fridge after the shoebox? No, no. It was a thing they did when they were young and saved it for a brief moment to show their brother when they came home. We'll keep it vague, guys. I'm not trying to air out the family laundry. We went straight to it also.

I thought maybe we'd... The sad thing is I'm like, I've changed since I last came on this podcast. I'm trying to be a mother. I'm trying to have a baby. I've changed and we're right back to it. Your new book does not talk about taking a shit in the title and yet towards you, every time you think you're out, we drag you right back. There is lots of shit in the book too. I got my first bad review and it's something like, Yahia often confuses shock for humor.

Oh, wow. I was like, yeah, you're right. You're right. But I mean, 50 percent of the time it works. Yeah, totally. We're thrilled to have you back. Congratulations on the new book. Thank you. I love you guys.

Thank you. We love you too. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we talked about it on trending yesterday. I'm wearing my City of New York sweatshirt because today we are all New Yorkers, much like on September 12th, 2001. I'm worried. Wait, so you're liking this to 9-11? I'm just saying, man.

I turned on the stock market channel this morning and they looked unnerved. I'm worried for them. I stand with my CEOs pulling out plot points from the Dark Knight Rises. Did you see that? No, I saw it, man. I definitely had to go back on Twitter. You're talking about the rich. It's basically the Dark Knight Rises when they make the stockbrokers go out on the frozen river and fall. Oh, fuck off.

And just like puttering and stammering, just like so scared that socialism means that everybody's going to rise up and cut their ties off or something. I don't know. Anyways, we're going to talk about Zoran or Miles. How's it pronounced? Miles, are you there? Miles? Oh, no. Is he reading something? Sorry, I had to reconfigure my- Okay. I got a lot going on right now. I thought you were going to announce some sort of like major world event. Yeah

No, it's not that terrible news. Pete Hicks. That's took a very small shit He's doing pebbles Miles I asked I said we are gonna talk about Zora mum Donnie or as it's properly pronounced Oh zone mum Donnie. Well, we'll talk about Zoran Mamdani or as it's properly pronounced. Oh, Zoran Mamdani. We'll talk about the bombs that Trump dropped. Again, this is one of those stories where obviously it's what is happening. He bragged about dropping the biggest bombs and doing a plus job and keeping it secret and now it's being leaked and the thing that's being leaked is that the bomb sucked and they

didn't do the job. It is fun to make fun of him. It's also like, is he going to do another one now? Oh, like a make good? Yeah. Yeah, like the fucking Chuck Schumer being like, taco Trump didn't bomb Iran as fast as he should have. But anyways, it is funny how just hapless these dipshits are.

We'll talk about that and also the talking point that is being circulated. They're like, top gun maverick predicted the dang future. It's like, made by the Pentagon. What are you talking about? All of that, plenty more. But first, Tam, we do like to ask our guest, what is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Right now, because I'm about to do IVF, my last search history was, how much cum in ejaculation?

Because let me tell you. How much cum in ejaculation. Because let me tell you, I missed you too. We did this thing called IUI a couple of weeks ago, which is like a like, shy, shy, hush, hush. IUI. It's like a low key IVF where they shoot my husband's cum directly into my, wherever it goes, via a hose. Impossible to know. Yeah. And so like a livestock style. Yes, exactly.

And it's like cheaper than IVF, but my husband went to leave a load and he fucking didn't aim right and like half of the cum didn't go in the cup, which I'm like, you had one job later that I had to do all this stuff. And so he lost half the sperm. So I wanted to know how much cum in ejaculation. And it was, it's 300 million. So many. That's how many sperm is in a- So many cums. Sperm and ejaculation.

There's so much cums. Is there like, are there higher and lower concentrations like in the semen? I'm guessing too, cause like you could probably, the volume could be high, but the sperm in there might be, you know, might not be crowded. They might not be packing that club out. Mine just got one big one.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I mean we're halfway there with this one, man. 300 million is so wild. Which means he, I only got 150 million, which feels like a lot still. Seems like plenty if you ask me, but I... Imagine I have 150 million, which feels like a lot still. Seems like plenty if you ask me, but I have 150 million babies. That's how that works. Right? One egg, but 150 million sperm, 150 million babies. When I do think about like the number of sperm and like, there's

got to be bad ones in there. I'm just like, man, having kids is such a crap shoot, you know, because those aren't all identical, I don't think, maybe they are. No, there's some like slow ones and some fast ones, or I don't know. It's also a big plot hole in Back to the Future, if yet, because like any change that he made,

like would have altered when his parents, when his dad came inside his mom. And even if it was at the exact, even if they tried to do it at the exact same time, it's like you have to assume that the same of the 300 million sperm going to make it for you to even exist. Otherwise, it's going to be somebody who looks totally different. You know? Yeah. Hey, I saw the opening of Look Who's Talking.

I don't know how that's right though. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly my reference. Right? That's my reference. It's gonna be me, it's gonna be me, it's gonna be me, it's gonna be me. It's so stupid, but I was like, huh.

That's how it works. That's what I think about. It's like the sarcastic sperm and the Danny DeVito sperm. Oh, I hope the sarcastic sperm makes it. Wait, so they don't all have Bruce Willis' voice? No, there was like a bunch of different vibes. There was like a bunch of different ones vying for it.

But then some of them have Bruce Willis' voice, I think in the second one when baby ends up being Roseanne Barr. So like what's going on? Isn't Danny DeVito one of them or am I making this up? That's a different movie. Was he one of the pets in Look Who's Talking Now? Entirely possible. I believe that's a plot of Look Who's Talking Now,

which is the one about pets. Because there's Look Who's Talking 2 with Roseanne, then there's Look Who's Talking Now, when you have the animals who were voiced by Danny DeVito Exactly and Diane Keaton. Oh, wow Wow, what a movie I need to And there was like this whole like Christmas plot because he's like the private pilot in this one and he's trying to get home And shit in the snow. He's John Travolta the dad. Am I are not that John Travolta the dad in my, or not the- Yeah, John Travolta is the dad- In Christi Alli, yeah.

In Christi Alli. In the second, so Travolta's dad of Roseanne, but dad of a Bruce Willis baby is somebody, like some guy that she was just sleeping with who was like, I'm gonna leave my husband, or leave my wife for you, and then- Oh, and he's the cab driver or something. Exactly. The cab driver is getting her's the cab driver or something. Exactly. The cab driver is getting her to the hospital when she pregnant. What a brilliant film.

So good. I mean, it's Amy Hecker. The podcast Blank Check is just covering the career of Amy Heckerling. They just went through these. Those movies were massive and totally memory hold for me, except if I'm trying to picture sperm on their journey. In which case, it is the number one iconic image that's in my head. It's like, damn, they really did that. In a children's movie, they opened with the journey of sperm.

Was that a children's? That wasn't a children's movie, was it? It was a family friendly. I was watching it as a child. I watched that shit. I went and saw that in the theaters as a child. And my parents definitely got me the tape. So yeah. I just remember when he was fucking with those like New Mexican, like Cochino dolls or some shit

and he was breaking them and shit in the office. He was like, fuck this thing, there's a baby. And Albert's like, that's my, oh, my dolls. Anyway. 89, so I saw it when I was like eight or nine, maybe 10. So yeah, I was seeing that in theaters as a child. I was five. Yeah, and you were still watching.

I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Yeah. I was born in 83, so how old was I? You were like six. Seven. Six, seven, six. Just can't do basic. Yeah. It's okay, not't do basic math. Yeah.

It's okay, not a risk. Yeah. All right. Well, that was a fascinating tour through the reproductive system. What is something you think is underrated? Getting fingered. I feel like it went out of style.

Really? It became passe? It became passe, or for me at least, it was like getting fingered. The other day I got fingered and I was like, this rules. My other option for underrated is dill, the herb. Love it.

It's so great. Wait. First of all, shout out to Getting Fingered. I don't want to pass by that just to get to Dill. Yeah, shout out Digital Stimulation, as we call it scientifically. Today on National Hand Shake Day. On Hand Shake Day, yeah. Finger a loved one, compassionately and with consent. How skill-based is that, Just on the getting fingered,

is that a good fingering is like somebody who is skilled. How do you know if you're doing it good? Yeah. Is that important? Do you have any tips? I think it depends on your type of finger. A finger that's too pointy can't be good. Like a Nosferatu. Yeah.

I was going to lift up my hand and I just have long fingernails. What about these? Why is there a ring fingernail so long? The chodier the finger, the better the finger. Yeah, yeah. You want to get fingered by a construction worker, like somebody who works with their hands. But thumb is not good, right?

No, no, no. It's great. Sometimes. Some people like thumbs. All right. called me, Thumbelstil skin. And then we're just, we just like a dill pickle over a sweet pickle. I'm not pickled, just the herb dill. What were you using? Yeah. What did you recently do with guys?

I put it on everything. Now my scrambled eggs, try a little bit of dill on your scramble. I put it on salads. It is wonderful. I need people to be talking about it more. Wow, you really have changed dill on scrambled eggs. Yeah, I had to prove that I changed by giving you that second one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, dill, like just a good salad. Like for a long time, I was under the impression that the only thing that could deliver flavor to a salad was the dressing. Totally. Then just salt and pepper really will pick up a salad quite a bit. Some dill is a great option. Dude, you know what's the universe really potent? Shallots.

Shallots. Shallots. You do a little bit of minced shallot. I've got a little bit of a I love it. Where from I from? Yeah, where are you from? Where you from? New Jersey. Hey, you want some cilantro? Yeah, boss, load the taco up with onions and cilantro, bro. And some of that salsa. I am picturing that's the anthropomorphic sperm from Look Who's Talking who's doing that. Just like, beep, beep, that one's late.

That one's late to the fertilization because it's getting this. What do you mean? What's this? Agua Kate? The fuck is that? cilantro lover coming through Tim what's something you think is overrated? I'm gonna be hated for this by both of you, but I you guys Garlic I fucking hate garlic you hate garlic. I hate it. I hate the smell. I hate the taste I hate the taste it leaves in my mouth My husband came into the bedroom the other day that with the smell of garlic and I kicked him right out and that night

He had farts that smelled like E. coli. It's not right. It's not right. It's wrong. Just real quick, couple things. Fuck you. First of all, fuck you. Do you need to be invited in to enter a building?

This is just a random question. It has nothing to do with your reason. Yeah. Yes. How are you looking in the back to your hands real quick? I'm the Nosferatu. Yeah, yeah. Look at them fingers. She seemed a little like insecure the way she brought up pointy fingers. Yeah, just only pointy fingers. Wait, but are you like if you taste garlic, if you taste garlic, I'm off. I can't eat this. Are you just saying you're just saying going hard, going OD on the garlic is not your thing? Yeah, going OD or you know, I can like, I'll just take it out of my recipes altogether. But it's not that I hate the taste. It's just what it does to me after

it's not worth it. Is there a thing you can take to sort of help that? I hate the taste. It's just what it does to me after. It's just not worth it. Is there a thing you can take to sort of help that? I don't know. Is there? I don't know. Like my dad can't eat raw onions and he used to be able to, and he takes like some thing and then he can eat raw onions. I mean, I, I'd love to know what it is.

I'd love to be in the club. Actually, I think. Oh, I have, you know. Yeah. Try that. Maybe it's just indigestion and that's all it is. Yeah. All right. Who knows?

And then I'm like, how are you gonna eat a chimichurri? Well, I don't. Guys, I don't. I don't, I can't. I had a barbecue the other day and I left out a whole ass bowl of chimichurri and my fucking dog went on top of the table and ate the entire bowl.

You don't know. You do not know the shits he took. Oh yeah, that's pure oil. Pure oil, like squirting hot. Like so embarrassing on my walks. It was just like flying across the yard. A trail of chimichurri. You're like, hey, oh, cute dog. Psst, psst, psst, psst, cute dog. Oh, oh, oh.

You're going to, I'd pick it up, but I don't even know how to with this bag. I'll just lay a bag on it. Like a cadaver at a crime scene. Here we go. Draw a chalk outline around it. So how am I supposed to like garlic after that? Yeah, I get it. That's fair.

There are times when the garlic is coming off something that's not Hot chocolate. So how am I supposed to like garlic after that? Yeah, I get it. There are times when the garlic is coming off someone like, I know I was eating a lot of garlic last week when we are at that happy. I'm just saying, like, there are times, you know, when someone's had too much to drink and you can smell them coming, like there are times when like, I've had too much garlic and like, it's just like you enter the room and you're like whoa somebody you know. Yes and yeah I'm so I'm so scared of

smells and of smelling always that I feel like it's just my insecurity that's what it is. I'm always aware of my breath. I'm always aware of of the stenches around me. Were you a stinky kid? No I wasn't. Okay so you just had that fear Were you a stinky kid? No, I wasn't. Okay, so you just had that fear just generally because you didn't want, yeah, I get that. Yeah, and my sister's the same way. We're both like, we're very aware of when someone has cotton mouth.

Y'all looking at each other, you're like, yes, we're like, cotton mouth. Fucking cotton mouth king over here. Dude, remember the cotton mouth kings? Fucking remember. I'm about to go see them tonight. Yeah, you hear it. You see it.

You like to see the little. I feel it in my bones. Yeah, that's sometimes it happens on a podcast and it's. It's when you can hear it. It's distracting. You can hear their mouth open. You're like, oh, Jesus. Guys, there's nothing worse.

I just grabbed both my tits while I said that because it hurt. I did the moth last two weeks ago. And I was like, I'm like, I get cotton mouth when I'm really nervous. And they were like, well, we don't allow water on stage. And I was like, I have a disability policy is that because you can you can hear the crinkling of the water bottle.

And they were like, no, we don't allow that. Like, we don't encourage water. So you and I was like, I need water on stage. Like I had a traumatic experience where I my lips. I don't know. I made some shit up and they put a water bottle as an. Oh, that's good. They're like, if I can talk into this mic and it's going to sound like someone's trying to peel apart like a fruit roll up from the plastic.

Yeah, you don't want that. Then it's just like, you know, when your lips dry up and you're like, it's like a turtle in the middle of the desert. Yeah, just those white little spittle flecks of the corner of the mouth. Oh, I read about that in my book. My aunt had that. One of my favorite TikToks is this is a woman, this black woman, like tell the people with the spittle in the corner of your mouth, do you want me to beat the shit out of you?

The video. And I'm like, yes. It's a disease. It is. Like they must, it must be a problem. You know, like I don't, I don't know how they're not aware of it. I think it makes sense that your sensitivity to olfactory distress is what has kept you from ever being a smelly person because I think that's what it is. It's just an obliviousness to just like what I'm putting out there with my mouth. I did raise my hand in science class in seventh grade and the guy next to me,

I turned around and he was going, Pee-oo. But it's because I was just starting to smell like armpits and I didn't know. There was like one hair. You know. Oh, God. Sorry about that. I was trying to find this video on TikTok. One dance video came up. How shady is it when you're in a silent waiting room and then it's just like.

Oh, yeah. And like, you know, the most annoying thing is like, baila, Rocky, that that that like, you know, the Rocky. Like, you know that video. Do you see that trend? Man, that shit. That shit was blasting the other day in this silent fucking room. And I was like, I'm sorry. The most obnoxious like tick tock noise just came out of my phone.

Many apologies. All right. Let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about New York City. We're all New Yorkers. And other news. We'll be right back.

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We're back. And we're back. And we're back. We talked about it on yesterday's trending. I just I can't stop it was So such so much joy. I was just bathing in Twitter last night. Just yeah Yeah, it was damn it felt good Yeah, and honestly that the Twitter takes were so much better Because there's more dumb fucking people like in weird libs on there freaking

the fuck out. The first blue sky review like, oh yeah, really this is a blueprint for the Democrats going forward. Please take note of how to fight extremism. People over there were like, well, I'm going upstate now. I can't do this. Oh my God. The people, there was one lady that complained about it and I looked into it. She lives in Santa Monica. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, there's been some great responses. I guess that what we talked to her yesterday is trending about like just the, the

treating this as shocking is very frustrating. Yeah. Because it's only shocking to the establishment it's only shocking if you have not been paying attention or only been paying attention to the Attempt to just like make it seem like socialism was not a viable political strategy but in terms of people's responses yes, that there is the he's

Muslim and was critical of Israel's systematic killing of innocent people. And that means that every Jewish person living in New York should flee the city. That's been a big one. Oh yeah. Wasn't there one, I saw one post that was like every person of like Jewish descent should leave New York City immediately. Yeah, that was a real...

Okay, that's, relax, relax. Yes, someone wrote, I'm scared. Yes, guys, low key. I'm really scared right now. Fine. Would you prefer Curtis Lee-Wa? Is that what you're saying? What the fuck?

Oh, you want a Cuomo. Okay, that's what you meant. And then we've got the, he's going to be so mean to rich people, people who are freaking out I do just want to play this clip from Dorsey Shaw on MSMD's Dorsey shop posted on Twitter as from MSNBC. I don't know if you if you're able to play that mine Oh, let me see what I can do here for you. Jack. I think I got it going right here

If you've seen where what Batman is up against in Gotham We got it going right here. Have you seen what Batman is up against in Gotham? Wait, hold on. Sorry, just real quick. The chyron here, because it seems like we might have just tuned into a film review podcast, the chyron is Cuomo Concedes to Mamdani in NYC. Assemblyman Mamdani leads in first round of ranked choice

vote. And we're starting. OK, I'll start. I'm so shocked by the fucking bat, the evoking of Batman. But OK, from the top. If you've seen where what Batman is up against in Gotham and what is the guy running for mayor is up again. That's what it reminds you of.

They're taking Wall Streeters and making walk out onto the ice in the East River as it and hope and then they fall through. I mean there is a class warfare that's going... Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, you just heard about the class warfare that you finance motherfuckers have been waging on everyone else? Also, I cannot listen to you with that toupee on. Nothing against toupees, but I just can't take it seriously. Just embrace it, baby. Embrace it, baby.

Yeah. Yeah. I like how the description said, Wall Street ghouls are having a normal one. Yeah. That's what they are. They are. It's wild to see, again, just the difference in takes

that you see in the aftermath. Some are obviously people who are more progressive and less concerned about socialism or whatever and understand that that's a good thing. Or like this is this is fucking it. This is this is something to really take note of while others are like, well, you know, this isn't the bulwark. It said now, to be fair, the good Lord didn't nominate Mom. Donny last night, New York's democratic party, our

primary voters did. They did so because he ran a heck of a race, although he's unwilling to repudiate the phrase globalize the Intifada. This is add that in all that. Will the Democrats learn from this win? So here's the thing. Okay, here's the other reaction that I'm seeing that I've seen some people be like, Oh, the pod save America guys suddenly like mom Donnie now because they did like come

super late to the party on that. Oh, really? And also the, uh, the abundance guys, I think we're like kind of coming around being like, he's like making some good points and I'm sure they're gonna like You know try and meet with a co-op everything however, like I know somebody who was like The everybody's being making too big a deal out of like Biden's mental decline type

You know big D Dem supporter who was out like knocking on doors for mum, you know, you know, big D Dem supporter who was out like knocking on doors for mom. No, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Like I think like the, the amount of support that he got behind him is not just like far left activists, like he is mobilizing and I, and like the amount of support, like the amount of votes that he got, I think indicates like this is everybody is recognizing at the

same time, like the old like sort of neoliberal version of the Democratic Party, like just doesn't like that. We watched that die on election night when like just got, yeah, diet hard on election night. And like, this is the only way forward for the Democratic party. Institutionally, the Democratic party is not going to want to admit that. But like, if everybody abandons it, like, yeah, I just, I'm, I think the smart thing to do is just be like, yeah, we, we could use you, you know, like, come along and like, just don't, don't fuck it up. Like we're, you know, as long as they're not coming through and like, don't don't fuck it up like we're you know as long as they're not coming through and like just tilting things to the center being like yeah those were that was all good

rhetoric but uh you know we did this with Obama too he had some like socialist ideals that he ran on and then we like you know you get everybody ironed it out yeah we iron that shit out you get everybody to uh health care but then the people who write the bill is the health insurance industry. As long as that's not what's happening, I think you just accept the bandwagon and just be like, because this truly is the only path forward. Yeah. It would be wild for them not to recognize that at some level.

Yeah. I hate that I'm so skeptical of the people making the decisions in there, but, but like, clearly this is the way forward. Like, then again, I was just talking to my friend who worked for the Democratic party and he's, he did like social media stuff and was saying how no one listens to him and how frustrating, you know? Yeah. I mean, especially to like, how are we going to reach these young men or other people excite

young people again? It's like, he's doing it. And you know, he did that shit. He's talking about real shit. And it's like one of the focal points of it all was like, can you afford to live? Yes. That's what we need to talk about. We need to talk about things becoming affordable. And I think, you know, you can you bring many more people in with that just sort of central ill that we're

all experiencing, like shit is just out of control. Things are completely out of reach for two, like, way too many people now. So what are we going to do for two, like way too many people now. So what are we gonna do for that? Rather than like whatever I'm sure, the normal DNC version would be is like, we're here because we're gonna show Trump that we're not gonna take it. Okay.

And we're gonna try- And what does that mean? And we're gonna build on what President Biden was doing. How are you gonna do, like what does that mean? I've moved on actually sir. I've moved, you know what, remove this man, remove this man, remove this man. Remove this man. Remove this man.

Exactly. Team Jeffries. What that means is at a time and place of our choosing and in a manner of our choosing, we will address those and eventualities that kineticize into just like fucking word salad. Just a really good point that someone named Prance on Twitter made was that New York city swung right in the presidential election, but just nominated a Muslim socialist for mayor. So it's just like, it's not that people are getting more right wing. People are just rejecting what's on offers. Yeah. They're just done with the centrist.

I know I keep saying neoliberalism, but that's what it is. I know people are like, well, that phrase doesn't mean anything to people. That's what it is, though. That's the thing that everybody's rejecting. Yeah, to distill it down, Zorin is running a campaign that says, I see you, human human being on planet Earth. Yes. And I believe that we need to reorient the way we go about our lives and the way we structure our economy to benefit people. And if you are a working person, you have every right to live, to have shelter, to

have food, to have medical care. And let's build from there. You know, and not trying to get super focused on like other wacky shit that Democrats are like, well, that's a point. Well, don't talk about that or don't talk about ice raids at all. At all. At all. Right. Right. And yeah, it's, you know, I think it's refreshing.

But yeah, like, Tam, I think the fear is definitely earned because we've seen this happen so many fucking times Like, you know at the top of the show I always do the Dean scream because it's so funny to me that this guy was talking about universal health care, too And like this fucking guy's losing it He did that scream like I get him out of here get him out of here get him out of here We need to dead any kind of progressive acknowledgement that we could be doing better because I think the Democrats hate having someone that's in the party that that is saying we can be doing better a lot better for people. We could be delivering a lot more for people.

And when that's coming from inside the party, like, no, we need people who agree that we're okay and we don't have to do anything else. We're fine. Yeah, I think that's right. that we're fine. Yeah, I think that's right. So we'll see. This is an ongoing story, but it definitely feels like something is happening there. It's just unmistakable. It's kind of impossible to ignore, which is what made me hopeful.

If it had been tight or he'd come in in close second or something like that, then you have the Democrats being like, yeah, well, yeah, that was cute. But people want names they've heard of proven track record, just whatever fucking bullshit. This feels impossible to ignore. It was, what was it, like 36 to 43 when or something like that? It was it wasn't very close. It wasn't close. Also, he's fine as hell. Also that. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe that's what maybe we're like getting all analytical and political about it. It's like, no, we just need that. The Democrats thing is just going to be like, we need to get fine ass guys. Gavin Newsom's like, me? Like, no, not you Costco Patrick Bateman. Get the fuck out of here. Gavin Newsom shows up tomorrow with a beard.

He's too pink. Yeah. Amongst other things. Yeah, yeah, 100%. Yeah, so I think for the time being, I like, you know, let's stay present with this victory and say at the very least, people are recognizing that this is a good thing. And I think the biggest difference is, right, Democrats right now aren't, I mean, the sort of mainstream thing you hear from like the Hakeem Jeffries,

Chuck Schumers are, they're not necessarily diametrically opposed to the Republicans. They're still like, well, no, like we agree on this part. It's just that you should do it differently. And when you offer something that's truly like, no, I'm this shit, not even to say like I'm fighting the Republicans. But what you're offering is like, oh, that's completely at ends with what the status at odds with what the status quo is. Just by that mere juxtaposition, people are going to come to the conclusion like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's that sound I was looking for. I also Mayor Adams, this is going to be a fun campaign, the general. Mayor Adams has announced that he's going to kick off his reelection campaign with a major announcement today, Thursday. We'll see what that is. He's like, he came back from Turkey.

He's like, I got an all new hairline. Because I realized that's the advantage that Zoran had. I think he could pull off the beard. I mean for the amount of like gifts, you know, bribes he's taken from the Turkish government. I feel like they could throw in the fucking hairline. Yeah, at the very least. At the very least. What is this?

You're not even good at taking bribes, man. Bro, if a Turkish person's like, hey man, I need you to grease the wheels a little bit. I got this bag of mine. I'm like, hold on, bro. I need a beautiful hair line right now. Down to my knees. I'm walking out of there looking like Jason Momoa. Okay.

I need people talking about my, like people after I leave a room being like, God damn, did you see how nice his hair is? See that hair line? It looks like it was painted all with grease paint or some shit. Jalen Rose meets Jason Momoa. Now. Thank you. Tomorrow.

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We're back. And we started off this podcast talking about load size and we're going to end it talking about load size. That's called a book end. That's what we call a book end. We call it Mac, if you will. We talked about Donald Trump. He got mad earlier in the week talking about how Iran and Iraq have been fighting so long. Israel.

They don't know what the fuck they're doing. In that speech, he had also just like, he was like, they dropped a load of bombs, such a big load. A load like no one's ever seen before. Huge loads they were dropping. Dropping loads. Huge. Yeah. Relax, dude.

We get it. He says it's sad. Anyway, those were wacky loads But as of as it stands for the moment things have you wonder like those can't be natural, right? Those have to be like they have to be juicing the loads, right? What are they doing? What are they doing with that? Is that really you think that's AI the loads? I've never seen loads like that But again so far his I call ceasefirefire hasn't escalated dramatically as of right now. I declare bankruptcy.

Exactly, very Michael Scott. And if you ask Trump, that's because he has God-like powers to bring peace, like a Ganesh or Vishnu, if you will. The other reason we can all live in peace and harmony, trademark, registered trademark is because Trump's totally normal sized bombs obliterated the Iranian nuclear program that supposedly is a threat. It is not. So, but sadly, I know the attack. That's like your opinion and also the opinion of the national security intelligence director.

Well, let's hear. Yeah, exactly. And the international agency of atomic energy. For whatever. But according to Trump. The guys who are always moving the atomic clock one second closer. Yeah. Even they're like, that's not what we're talking about. We're not even worried about that. Yeah. No, that doesn't factor into it because that's not real. But sadly, worried about that. Yeah, no, that doesn't factor into it because that's not real. But sadly, there an actual damage assessment from the Pentagon reveals that the bombings were not as successful as Trump claims the damage inflicted as they said, this is from the actual Pentagon's

intelligence arm. Their assessment of it is basically enough to set the program back maybe a couple months, a couple months. They didn't get to the real shit quote, two of the people familiar with the assessment said Iran's stockpile of enriched uranium was not destroyed. One of the people said the centrifuges are largely intact. Another source said that the intelligence assessed enriched uranium was moved out of the sites prior to the U.S. strikes.

But this was a top secret mission that they successfully contained the information on and there were no leaks. No, Trump did not say, evacuate Tehran. That's right. He was just posting it on me on social media. I stupidly had the news on like two days ago, like all day. And by the end of the day, I was just so confused. Like the feeling I had was like when you say a word too many times and it loses meaning.

I was just like, what happened? Just, no. Cease fire, cease fire, cease fire. Cease fire bombs and loads. Crazy loads. Bunker busters. Penetrated. Yeah, it is a little confusing when they like bragging about dropping bombs, bragging about

peace, like bombing them into peace and then, but there's still bombing happening, but he's just like, you better stop though. And then now, I don't know, they do? Do they think it's a ceasefire right now? Is there any way to tell? I don't know. I don't know. I think at the very least, it hasn't

escalated further. And I don't think the levels of... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's happened even as of this moment. Okay. I'm still focused on how these loads, how big these fucking loads are or are not. So the thing is, after that intelligence report came out, that sadly meant that Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio had to start defending Trump's very normal sized bombs and very normal sized loads. Oh no. And that they are still very much powerful and can do stuff like obliterate. As Trump said, he's like, it was obliterated.

This is what Pete Hegseth said. We're doing a leak investigation with the FBI right now because this information is for internal purposes purposes battle damage assessments Except added that the reports detailing the findings are meant to quote spin it to make the president look bad when this was an Overwhelming success the damage to the facility was quote moderate to severe and we believe far more likely severe and obliterated If your psoriasis is moderate to severe obliterated. If your psoriasis is moderate to severe. Or is your skin severe to obliterated?

I don't even know if that's a term, but I think he's just trying to use the president's words on that. He's like, actually, I would agree. It's probably more like on severe to obliterate. Probably. Right. So that's how cool that was. Rubio also did his best to reassure Mr. O'Donnell that, hey, this happens to guys all the time, you know, and if it's any

consolation, the first five pumps you did felt good. This is what Marco Rubio said, quote, the bottom line is that they are much further away from a nuclear weapon today than they were before the president took this bold action. Significant, very significant, substantial damage was done to a variety of different components. And we're just learning more about it. There's components involved here. Okay. They're and substantial and we're substantiating and a variety of different components. So just FYI. Rubio is a fucking lollipop.

So you're just like, Rubio is a fucking lollipop. Delicious. No, not delicious. Not delicious. No. You don't like lollipops? No, he just looks like a lollipop to me. Yeah, that's it. I didn't. Yeah. You have a big head. Yeah, there's something about the texture and the smoothness of his face. I can't.

Like saying some guys are burger like you a burger. Good. Fuck that burger. This is Trump, though. So Trump, he's burger burger. Fuck that burger. This is Trump though. So Trump He's at this NATO thing right now. He gets asked. Hey, dude We heard like your shit doesn't even hit the way you're talking breath like Those bombs are pretty mid family. What do you gotta say to that the Southern California? Yeah, Miles great it wouldn't news dude, I heard your shit isn't even fucking actually even knocking that uh, yeah, sir. Hey, yeah miles great. It wouldn't news, dude I heard your shit isn't even fucking actually even knocking that hard, right?

Any comment on that? So this is what Trump had to say he goes off on a flat brim hat Yeah Then long boards out after the question. Dude, I got the tank top says, Pussy on hold. Okay, so here's Trump slamming the media for reporting news. Yeah. If the Iranians do rebuild, would the United States strike again?

And I'm not going to have to worry about that. do rebuild with the United States strike again? Sure, but I'm not going to have to worry about that. It's gone for years, years. It's gone for years. It's very tough to rebuild because the whole thing has collapsed. In other words, inside it's all collapsed. Nobody can get in to see it because it's collapsed. You can't go in to see a room that has, you know,

10 million tons of rock in it and the tunnels are totally collapsed. Well they've already looked at the tunnels that this was an unbelievable hit by genius pilots and genius people in the military and they're not being given credit for it because we have scum that's in this group and not all of you are you had some great reporters but you have scum that's in this group. And not all of you are. You had some great reporters, but you have scum. CNN is scum. MSDNC is scum.

The New York Times is scum. They're bad people. They're sick. And what they've done is they're trying to make this unbelievable victory into something less. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Sorry, bruh. You're just not knocking that hard, bro.

Even with the two 15s in the back. Them as DNC doesn't doesn't really hit even even as fucking insult nicknames kind of suck on this is where it is kind of scary because like, oh, someone who looks weak is always going to try and compensate in a very big way. Yeah, like someone like Trump. And that's the one thing like, oh, like, who you can win. He did good job.

I know. Like maybe we were like, look, we'll have a we'll have an agreement with mainstream media for the next foreseeable future. You're just going to say this to fucking get Trump to act like everything's going OK, and that we have like our shadow government maybe running. But yeah, he is definitely I don't know. I don't know what it's going to look like because he famously doesn't, he's not necessarily a hawkish type politician. He'd rather not get involved with shit like that. Yeah. I think it's probably makes sense for us to continue to tell

the truth about how much he sucks shit at all the military stuff because- He sucks. Yeah. We don't want him to get a taste for being like, I am a big man. Look how big those muscles are. Oh yeah, sure. I mean, missiles. Sorry. They did and they can do.

I set all those bombs to obliterate. Ten trillion tons of rocks. Yeah, and then. Ten million pounds of rock. It's hard to see a room when there's 10 million pounds of rock in it. I mean, unless it's storing 10 million pounds of rock in it, right? I could see that plane was cool looking though That's my take-off no, but that plane was crazy that plane though, we'll give you that plane though, right

Was that plane? There was very smooth. Thank you. Who are you with miss? Which? though. Right. How smooth was that plane? That was very smooth. Thank you. Who are you with, miss? Which outlet are you with? Exactly. You. Scum media. I love scum. And that's what I've always said. Big fan of scum media. One of my favorites.

You guys are always there reporting accurately. And like I said, the planes are so cool. They're not invisible. I thought they were invisible. They need me in there to lead with that. To lead with. But that, Mr. President, that plane was really cool-looking But then I would unleash. Oh, yeah, like I wonder if someone did a compliment sandwich to him

Yes, how he would take it first of all mr. President Congrats you fucking lations rare. Okay, you heard the cat like the ones that they did for his like hundred day. Oh, yeah Yeah, you know, but I'm just yeah do a compliment, but I'm saying you start off The ones that they did for his like 100 day. Oh yeah, yeah. 100 day celebration where he's just, yeah. But I'm saying you start off like, bro, that was sick. Also that didn't do, also bro, I heard that didn't do shit though. So like, what are we talking about now? You know what I mean?

Also, man, you look so fucking good in that red tie, bro. Answer my question, man, it didn't do shit. Go ahead. He's so narcissistic that he would stick with the top of that, the compliment part, and he wouldn't even process the other part, which actually this is brilliant. Who do we call? Yeah. Three part question. You're sick. Uh, second part is, bro, that was actually whack as fuck. What are you going to actually do about it?

Cause it sounds like it was a big nothing burger. Third, you're also sick, dude. It'd be so easy to get them to turn on any of these people just be like that was a brilliant decision by you Sounds like that kind of fucked it up. Oh Yeah using your brilliance. How are you gonna move forward right from this? I mean who do you hold accountable for because obviously you made the call as commander in chief and you're relying on the fact that the United States military can deliver on what was promised Unfortunately this incident incidents Pete Hegseth maybe was taking too big of a shit or something.

Can't know for sure. Yeah. So anyway, you're going to, you'll correct it, right boss? We'll see. He does just have like, I don't know. He just had, I, I compared him to Ellis from Die Hard a while ago, just complete confidence, cocky dipshit energy,

just in a room with people who he's just in no way equipped to deal with. Right. He gave a speech where he was like, and thank you to Israel for letting us do this bombing of Iran. Like the thing that Israel, all Israel's wanted for fucking the past two decades is to get the U S to bomb Iran. Like, and he finally fucking did it.

And he then gave a speech being like, thank you, Bibi, for allowing us. It's like that's, they were just like, he was framing it to you. Like he was like, I mean, I don't know. Maybe we can allow you to do it. Like straight up. It's the Luca trade of international like relations. Like he's just like giving away so much of the like future safety of the country, the future stability of our foreign policy for fucking nothing.

And then being like, that's right, baby, I did it. Swish. I just want to thank God. That was one thing is that he thanked God and then Israel. And he's just not good at thanking God or acting like he has no concept of any spiritual anything whatsoever. Anyways, Tam, tell us about the book, first of all. The book is a memoir. It's about immigrants, my family and me. Hell yeah. And it's like a generational struggle of my grandparents, my parents.

They're all very weird fucking people. My grandpa sold poppers for a living. Like amyl nitrate? Yes. Wow. Like he like brought them into Argentina. Like this is just to give you a little bit about what my family is. My mom is on only fans.

Uh, so a lot of, uh, bizarre behavior from everybody. How is she doing on only family? She's doing great. She's at a steady 17 followers, which is not much, but it's great. You know, if anybody wants to follow my mom, I think she is hot Argentina mommy. M-A-M-I? M-A-M-I.

I need to get the actual website or whatever so people can follow her. But yeah, my dad takes the pictures. She's getting more risque as the days go by. It started with only feet pic and now it's just pussy shot. Last time you were on, yeah, we were at the feet level. Yeah. Progressed.

The shyness is going away. And also I was like, Hey mom, like you should sell undies, like used undies. That's a big thing. Okay. Should I price them at $10? I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was like 60 at least. Yeah.

She sold one and then she had me take it to the post office for her. Cause she doesn't know how to, the post office works. So it's more work for me. Did you bring it loose to the post office? No, I had to package it for her and I'm like, smelled it. And cause I know she smelled like Victoria's Secrets. I was like, mom, they don't want that. They want your discharge or whatever.

I also like the book is about how there's no boundaries in my family, and that is exactly the case in this situation. Yeah, but it also tells the story of me, my coming of age as a child star. I don't know if you guys ever knew that I was like an emerging child star in Argentina. I did not know that. Yes, I got my start doing a Madonna impersonation where I tore off my clothes. I was 10 years old and stripped down. Yes, stripped down to a garter belt at like a temple, like a Hebrew school temple.

Geez. So this sounds fake. I saw the stills of your child star era and I was like, wait, wait, hold on. I don't remember this part about it. Okay. Yeah. I mean, with parents like mine, I mean, our family outings were to go drive around the like, where the sex workers stood around in Argentina.

Like that's, we would go and just like wave hello to the prostitutes. I was like seven years old. So there this shit is crazy. And also I'm making them out to look like pervs, which they were, but my family is just amazing. Yeah. Incredible. Yeah. And then as I was about to become a child star in Argentina, I had landed like a

bootleg Mickey Mouse kind of club and my parents were like, we're moving back to the United States. So. Wait, what was the bootleg Mickey Mouse club? It was like, it was called Parcheese. Oh, Parcheese. But anyways, how bad- To live Parcheese to dream.

Yeah. I need to learn how to talk about my book because I just spew a bunch of shit. I'm fucking sold. I don't know that you do. Yeah. That's fucking incredible. But it's a crazy coming of age story and, you know, story of my insane family. Well, where can people find out more about the book, find you, all that good stuff? Probably find me on Instagram at Tamara Yahia and there'll be links to buy the book. It comes out on July 1st and I'm terrified but also so happy.

Amazing. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? I really like to tweet by a girl called Mira Gonzalez that goes, every time I see a Labubu, I think about killing myself. It's an acquired taste, I guess. It is. I don't hate them, but they depress me. I saw someone really get really excited unboxing one, like at the mall a few days ago.

There's like a Labooboo vending machine. I'm like, okay. I just wish they weren't so pale. Right. Interesting. Work on that, Lulububu. Miles, where can people find you? Is there a work of media you've been enjoying? Find me everywhere at milesofgray.

If you are interested in the final episode, the final series ending episode of Miles and Jack, I'm at Moose Boosties. Yeah, it's a wacky one. Check that one out. It's been a great run. But the show is over. So for all the people who are passively getting basketball information because they subscribe to this show,

that era has concluded. We'll still be sprinkling it throughout the regular. Oh, yeah. Where nobody wants it. Where nobody wants it, no matter how much you guys cry out to be like Why do they keep talking about fucking basketball? Look, we we only have each other and sorry then we have mics on and that's what the show is

You could also find me on the 90 day fiance podcast or 20 day fiance. Oh wait, Tim Did you do a work of media that you like? tweet about the Yeah, it was that shitty tweet about the LeBoubous. LeBoubous. Let's see, a couple of posts I like from BlueSky. One is from at helix.midwestspeedfest.com, posted, check Discord, check Slack, check your text, check Signal, check BlueSky.

How about I check the fuck out and throw my phone in the river? I just love the fucking anger behind it. Then Owefemi Otaewo.beastguy.social posted like a screen cap. I think this is from a Facebook post by a guy named Corey Robin, but it said, by the way, did you all notice how Zorin made affordability a central issue of his campaign without selling out trans kids or shitting on immigrants? Might be some lessons there.

Just a thought. Nope. Just a thought. Nope. Can't hear you. I actually didn't hear that. So I don't know what you're talking about. Well, you won't feel it. It's impo- it's actually impossible to do that. Based on how it's pulling? I don't know.

Uh, I, I've just been liking so much of the Zorin stuff that I'm looking back. I'm like, yeah, this is all just people saying the same stuff over and over again. All the Brad Lander love, all the primary every APAC-owned Democrat, haven't felt like this since Bernie won Nevada from Nathan J. Robinson. That's really how I felt. Wind at your back. Yeah.

Anyways, I liked Ashley Feinberg saying, laughing once again at the New York Times, immediately breaking their vow not to make endorsements in local races for the opportunity to slip on a banana peel and stumble into the path of a falling anvil, which is really what it felt like. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien on blue sky at Jack OB the number one

You can find us on Twitter and blue sky at daily zeitgeist. We're at the daily zeitgeist on Instagram You can go to the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it and there you will find the footnote No, this is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode We also link off there to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yes, there was just some more summery vibes. I know there's heat everywhere and reggae is just the best kind of thing to listen to when it's hot.

You just kind of like lean back. You're like, yeah, let me nod slowly to this. This is a track called There She Goes by Roots Makers. So check this one out. Just, just vibey. Just put it on. Enjoy the, enjoy your day. People were talking about how like it was impressive that Zoran went and walked the length of the city with like 800 death threats on his head. But the thing that really impressed me was that it was like the hottest day in New York City history. He was wearing a fucking suit. Didn't fucking sweat through that whole thing.

Like some sort of superhuman. I don't know how that's possible. If anything, that's the one part that actually freaks you out about Zorni. Yeah. I don't know, dude. He was wearing a suit and not sweat. I would have turned that thing into a wetsuit, bro. Oh my god.

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