The Daily - Sunday Special: The Enduring Power of Amusement Parks
Episode Date: October 5, 2025Amusement parks are enduring vacation destinations for American families. The rides, the long lines for rides, the concessions, the long lines for concessions — these are practically familial rites ...of passage. Theme parks are also enormous moneymakers, with industry leaders such as Disney and Universal earning billions of dollars each year from their parks.In this episode, Gilbert Cruz chats with Brooks Barnes, who writes about show business (including theme parks), and Mekado Murphy, a film editor and thrill-seeker who reports on roller coasters. They talk about the state of the contemporary amusement park and the ups and downs of roller coasters around the world.On Today’s Episode:Mekado Murphy is the assistant film editor for The New York Times, and its unofficial roller coaster correspondent.Brooks Barnes covers Hollywood for The New York Times.Background Reading:Riding Your Way Through Epic UniverseSee the Real Live Man Who Grew Up in a CarnivalPhoto: Business Wire/Associated Press Subscribe today at nytimes.com/podcasts or on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. You can also subscribe via your favorite podcast app here https://www.nytimes.com/activate-access/audio?source=podcatcher. For more podcasts and narrated articles, download The New York Times app at nytimes.com/app.
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Welcome everyone to the Sunday special.
I'm Gilbert Cruz.
I'm excited because today we're talking about one of my secret favorite things.
It's not movies or books or TV, all of which, honestly, are some of my favorite things in the world.
Instead, we are talking about amusement parks.
All year round, Americans travel to Orlando and Los Angeles and Anaheimized.
to go to some of the most famous theme parks around,
and those who don't go there are likely going somewhere close to home,
like the six flags that I used to go to in New Jersey.
With me today to talk about amusement parks across America
is Brooks Barnes, who writes about Hollywood for the times.
He's visited all 14 Disney theme parks around the world,
and he also traveled with a carnival when he was younger,
which is totally normal, no big deal.
I have so many questions about it.
Welcome, Brooks.
Hello. Across from me is Macado Murphy. Officially, he is a movie editor here, unofficially. He is the Times Roller Co-coaster correspondent. He has published more pieces about roller coasters than any other writer in Times history. I have not fact-checked that, but it has to be true. Welcome, Mikado.
Hey, Gilbert.
Okay, Brooks, first things first, we have to get this out of the way. We need to talk about this. You, Garo,
up in a traveling carnival.
Yes.
Okay.
Macado's rolling his eyes, not the old carnival story.
Not rolling that out again.
Yes, I was not in a carnival.
I was an attraction myself.
But my parents made a living by selling cotton candy and corn dogs.
And we traveled with the carnival called the Mighty Thomas Carnival.
Okay.
Through Canada, the Midwest, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, California.
So I feel at home in these chaotic manufactured environments.
How many years did you do that for?
From the time I was born to the last season I worked for them was the summer after my freshman year in college.
Oh, my God.
That's your entire child.
I thought it was just a couple years.
So they sold cotton candy, but they didn't operate rides or anything.
No rides.
Right.
But you sort of were around the people who operate.
Rides, games, the zipper, the Himalaya, you know, I worked for them. I worked in the
stands starting at a maybe younger age than I should disclose. Yeah, I don't get the impression
there are a lot of like, you know, the law is a little fuzzy. The law's a little fuzzy.
Yeah. But when I was younger, they worked, you know, nonstop. And I had free reign of the carnival.
So I had my little rounds. I would make friends with the.
slim who ran the ferris wheel and chief who ran the merry go around and I'd ride the sea dragon
over and over and over again and you know I kind of did my thing and yet growing up in that
environment did not you know tire you out from wanting to experience it turns out that
when carnies have a vacation they go to Disneyland is that true that is true also can we say
carnies is that like an acceptable term I feel like I'm you can I can yes of course
So you went to Disneyland and you were like, wow, this is a real.
Yeah, because a carnival, you know, everything packs up.
And amusement parks were always fascinating to me in how organized it all was, right?
And permanent.
But also, it's just a chaotic environment, one that as an adult now, I feel very comfortable in, you know, the smell of the popcorn,
the music, the crying babies.
Brooks, you totally lived my childhood dream.
I couldn't.
I left out all of the trauma.
I'm sure, I'm sure.
But, yes, I couldn't imagine anything cooler
than getting to work at a carnival all the time.
But I grew up in a family that was very carnival-like,
but we did not travel in a carnival.
Nice.
So what was your relationship with amusement parks
when you were a kid?
And was it like a family thing,
or was it just your thing?
With my family, I did come from a family of thrill seekers,
and I grew up in Oklahoma,
but we didn't have an amusement park in Oklahoma
when I was growing up, not a big one.
And so my family would travel each summer to Fort Worth.
We had some cousins down there,
and we would go to Six Flags Over Texas during the summer.
So that was kind of my big introduction to theme parks.
I grew up in New York
and we had something
Rye Playland which is a little
theme park north of the Bronx
where I grew up on the boardwalk is where they
were Zoltar
the little thing that makes Tom Hanks big and small
in the movie Big was located
and I went once to Disney
when I was 10 years old
it was the only real vacation we ever took when I was a kid
and it was the biggest
moment of my young
life. And I've been obsessed with recapturing that excitement ever since. I don't think I'll
ever get there. But Disney counts on that. Believe me. Disney counts of that. Oh yeah. Now that now that I have a
child, I and my family's wallet is very aware of how much they count on it. It's just shocking how
how expensive it is and yet it still remains sort of like this this right of passage for for American
families. Did either of you was Disney a thing for
you, the idea of Disney, at least, when you were growing up?
The idea of Disney was definitely a thing for me.
You know, growing up, I always had, like, fantasies and dreams of Disneyland just because
there were all of these, like, distinct worlds, Frontierland, fantasy land.
And when I was growing up, because I didn't get to go to all of these places, I actually
created a theme park myself.
I had this park that was called...
Like, in your mind?
I created it in my mind, and then I drew it all out.
Uh-huh.
So the park was called Fun World.
Great, babe.
Can't wait to go.
The founder of the park was H.G. Fun.
Okay.
And so this is all very, a lot of Disney theft here, but I do recall, like, I created the park map, all of the rides,
and then I drew out a number of the rides in the park, too.
It was amazing.
Yeah, that was a part of my childhood because I didn't get to travel to parks as much.
I feel like now they have video games like Theme Park Simulator, Roller Coaster Tycoon, and that you were doing it before all of that just with pen and paper.
I was doing analog roller coaster tycoon.
My version of you drawing your theme park was in anticipation of our trip to Disney, which also coincided with the opening of Universal's
Studios, Florida. It was in 1990, so I get to see some of those early rides that no longer exist.
The Jaws ride. The Jaws ride, like the Alfred Hitchcock experience, like murder she wrote.
There's a bunch of stuff that would, that are so corny now. There was a murder she wrote ride.
There was a murder she wrote theatrical experience. It was one of the first things you saw on the
main street as you were walking in through Universal Studios. You would sit down and they would talk to
you about like Foley sound and, you know, the mechanics of the click of her heels on
movie making and stuff like that.
Anyway, before we went,
I was obsessed
with making sure that we got to
every ride in the most efficient
way possible. So my version of
drawing a theme park was
charting out a course
throughout all of Disney World, go to
Tomorrowland, first, go to Spaceland, do
all that stuff that now people do
on very intense websites.
And it was
an odd combination of
excitement for a theme park and also
like real spreadsheet nonsense that a 10-year-old would do.
And I feel like it has led to where I am today in my life
where everything needs to be as efficient as possible.
Well, visiting a park now tends to involve spreadsheet nonsense, to be honest.
Gilbert, that is exactly how I go to parks now.
It is very much, yeah.
My brother in arms.
Yes, what you were doing when you were a kid is the exact same thing that I do now.
It really does require Herculean efforts sometimes just to make sure you make it on a ride
at all. So it feels like we're kind of at an important moment for a theme park business here in
America at least. Big thing happened this summer. Finally happened after I feel like a year of
commercials that I was seeing on TV. Universal Studios opened up its new park in Orlando,
Epic Universe. So I'm wondering, first of all, what the heck is Epic Universe and why is it a big
deal for Universal? Sure. So Epic Universe is they spent at least seven,
$7 billion to build it.
$7 billion.
Is that normal?
That's normal.
That's conservative.
You know, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the
admitted amount.
And it's a new park, uh, near, across the, the interstate freeway from the older
Universal Studios complex, which is two parks and a water park.
Mm-hmm.
Do we count water parks as theme parks?
I do.
We definitely count water parks as theme.
Okay.
Okay.
The, the, the, the reason Epic is.
such a big deal is that it's it's investment it's uh universal trying to be more disney the vast
majority families go to disney world and universal is an added day or a day and a half universal wants
to flip that you come to universal and you do an added day at at disney um and so it's a big
deal for universal and it's evolution but it's also a big deal in terms of igniting it's
sounds cliche because it's true, theme park war. Disney's pouring money into Disney world to
remain competitive, and Universal is, Epic is sort of reflective of their broader business at
Universal. They're building a new park in the UK. They're building a kids park in Texas.
They're expanding in California. And so Disney, even though it acts like it doesn't even notice
universal why would we think about them it keenly notices them so so and what are the the the sort
different parts of of epic universe because it has a several lands and each of them is sort of
organized around a movie or a piece of intellectual property IP yes what are they um there's the aisle
of burke which is how to train your dragon there is the main part which they think they call
celestial park which is a the
giant roller coaster and dancing fountains and that sort of thing i'm sure macado has has opinions
about the roller coaster which is currently closed because there is a mishap on it um and uh then the
other areas are nintendo themed which is sort of a casino for five-year-olds i've been very
curious about super nintendo world or whatever it's called but i also feel like it might be for people
much, much younger than me.
I'm exaggerating, but it's, it was more than I could take.
You know, there's like coins, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
You know, it's, it's a lot.
There's a world for Harry Potter, of course.
Universal has Harry Potter in most of its parks.
And what's the other one?
The other one's Dark Universe.
Dark Universe, yes.
Which is classic monsters like Dracula and Frankenstein.
And that actually has one of the best rides in the whole park, right?
Yeah, Monsters Unleashed.
That one is really, really fun, and you get to meet a lot of the Universal Monsters on the ride.
You rode all the rides, and you like the family coaster, which doesn't do any loops or, you know, and that surprised me because you're Mr. Adrenaline.
I do love adrenaline, but I also really love theming, and that ride, Hickups Wingliders, is a wonderfully themed ride.
It's so great if you're, well, whether or not you're into how to train your dragon, it's just a really fun experience.
And you get to see toothless on the ride and toothless presses his little paw down to launch you into the coaster.
And it's just super fun.
There's a lot of mist.
You're not getting such a heart, Mikado.
Wow.
That's adorable.
I mean, it's hard to make a themed roller coaster.
Usually what you're just trying to do is like get people up and downhills and lots of thrills and lots of bummed.
and lots of curves and all kinds of fun things,
but it's hard to tell a story on a ride
while you're also moving down a track.
And so I'm always impressed when a ride is able to do that.
And so that's why I like Hickups Wingliders the most.
I do really love Stardust Racers,
the roller coaster that's in Celestial Park.
And it is a wonderful, super thrilling experience,
but there's just something about mist.
on a ride.
They like mist in that park.
Yes.
Mist like
dissolved water?
Yes, wet and mist.
Not a fan?
No, I'm a big fan.
I'm a big fan.
The more mist the better.
There's a ton of mist at
Epic Universe.
They use it everywhere.
It's hot down there.
That's true too. During the summer,
you want more of that mist, trust me.
But I also like
a roller coaster track that
moves next to the water and moves close to the ground
and all of these things that you're able to see
while you're on the ride and experience.
So they did a really great job with hiccups, wing gliders,
and that's one of the big reasons I like it more
than the much more thrilling ride in the park.
Brooks, I want to back up to something you mentioned before,
which is that Stardust Racers, this coaster,
It's currently closed, and it's closed because of a tragic incident that recently happened on that ride.
Can you talk a little bit about what happened?
You know, we're here.
We're talking about all the ways that theme parks can be fun and exciting.
And I just wonder how a place like Epic Universal or any theme or amusement park sort of things through the effect that something like this has on the people that are planning to go there.
And the people that work there.
People that work there.
Yeah.
A man died on that coaster, and there have been, you know, it's gotten pretty icky pretty quickly.
Other people have come forward to say they, you know, felt unsafe on that attraction.
And so they'll do an investigation, and it's sort of, you know, you want to feel safe.
Yeah.
And that just being in the news infects the feeling everywhere.
It takes you out of, this is a joyful, happy, I don't have to worry about the real world place, and suddenly you do, right?
Yeah, I mean, part of the appeal of roller coasters, I think, to me and to some, is a feeling of controlled danger.
You want it to feel slightly dangerous, but it also has to feel safe.
Right.
So let's turn to something else.
The both of you have talked about theming, which, you know, once you say it immediately makes sense in relation to amusement parks and theme parks.
in particular, but I would like to ask a little bit more, you know, Disney has always been
the Disney theme. That's sort of like built in from the ground up. But it feels like in other
amusement parks that the focus on IP has gotten more intense in recent years. Brooks, do you feel
like that matches just the general curve of how Hollywood in particular has thought about
what they have, what we can make money off, how we could squeeze?
every dime out of these things that we own.
Right.
You know, how important is the, for these big parts, the IPification?
It's increasingly the entire strategy.
You know, it used to be that Disneyland, Disney parks had, you know, the rides that were quirky and weird and one-offs.
And that increasingly is not the case anymore.
And that's because they've realized that you.
younger audiences in particular
care more
about, you know, rides
that they know. The classic
example, or biggest example, is probably
the Tower of Terror at Disneyland
was Twilight Zone themed.
Disney had to pay
rights to Twilight Zone,
which it didn't own, and they
didn't like doing that, and they realized
that kids had no idea what the Twilight Zone
was. Tragedy. Tragedy.
And so
Disney
re-themed it around Marvel,
Guardians of the Galaxy,
and the attraction has become
like twice as popular since then.
But at Disney World,
they did keep the Twilight Zone Tower of Terrorism.
They can't use the Marvel superheroes
in Florida
because Universal has those rights.
That's why.
Oh, my God.
I know.
But, yeah, I mean,
increasingly, these big media companies
mostly Universal, NBC Universal, and Disney have had enormous struggles in their core businesses
of movies and television as we've all moved to streaming, right? And theme parks have become
their most reliable growth business. In 2024, Disney and Universal had a combined $10 billion
in profit from their theme park divisions. A decade earlier, it was $2 billion. So if you're a shareholder,
Uh, looking at growth in, in, you know, various businesses, that's, that's something where you want to put more money and, and, uh, the companies are doing that. And that's a way to expand their, um, the value of movies. One of the reasons that Universal sold wicked so hard, right? Wicked, wicked, wicked was to make the movie a success, but also, you know, they haven't announced anything, but you can bet there will be a wicked land.
Yeah. It'll be an Emerald City corner.
of one of their parks.
Correct.
Just to be clear,
I am offended
that Twilight Zone
is no longer
intellectual property
that means anything
to the kids.
For all the kids
listening,
you need to
watch some
New Year's Eve
Twilight Zone marathons.
I now go to
the parks
primarily for my job,
right?
I'm usually reporting
when I'm in them.
But I'm definitely
as a fan,
I'm definitely
someone who wants to go
to have the
nostalgia button
pushed, whether it's a ride,
I wrote as a kid, still being that same ride.
You know, the Tiki Room at Disneyland is popular with no one, except me.
It's popular.
Hey, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Rume.
You know, I got it in my head.
They would love, I think, to use that space for something else.
But, yeah, it is sort of distressing as an older person when you see some of the classic stuff.
you know, fading away.
I feel like I still have nostalgia for theme parks that I went to when I was younger in amusement
parks.
But now the nostalgia is not for the experience.
The nostalgia is for the movie that you watch.
The nostalgia is for the Finding Nemo submarine, not the 20,000 leagues under the sea submarine.
Right.
Although maybe in the past, I mean, there was 20,000 leagues under the sea movie.
So it could have been the same, but it's heightened is the point, right?
All right.
Let's take a quick break.
And when we come back, we're going to talk roller coasters.
So, Mikado, we're going to get into it now.
Are you ready?
Let's get into it.
I know you are the rollercoaster Meister.
How many roller coasters have you been on?
Do you keep track in a book, a spreadsheet?
Yeah, it's a website called Coaster Count.
Coaster Count.
Yes.
Okay.
We are doing free ads, apparently.
And you can go on there, and it has all the parks listed, and all of the rides that have ever been in that park.
I started using it long after I started riding things.
That's why I can't remember if I rode certain things at certain parks.
So I don't have a completely accurate count at the moment.
I would say, generally speaking, more than 200.
More than 200?
Yes.
That would put you probably in the top 5% of people who have ridden roller coasters, I would imagine.
I would imagine so, yeah.
I feel like every year I hear about some trip or another that you took to go ride rollercoasters.
I think, correct me if I'm wrong, this year you went to Europe?
Yeah, yeah, you're right about that.
What are the stats on that?
We spent a week in Europe.
It was one week, seven parks, four countries, 100 rides.
That's a great movie poster tagline right there.
I'm just going to do a lot of fanny pack holding on that trip.
I don't want my hair messed up.
I don't want to get wet.
I don't want to feel sick.
You know, I'm happy to sort of stand and watch.
They weren't all roller coasters, so there are things that you could have ridden as well, Brooks.
We also do like a good log flume and a river rapids ride and what enthusiasts call a dark ride, which is basically an indoor ride, like an indoor roller coaster or an indoor boat ride.
So you have to, you have to tell me it would be a journalistic malpractice not to ask you in this chair, what are some of your favorite roller coasters?
Well, I'm happy to talk about it.
So one of my absolute favorites, it's a ride at Magic Mountain that is now called Twisted Colossus.
So they took the old wooden colossus ride, and this company called Rocky Mountain Construction, one of the big things that they do is go and take old wooden coasters and retrofit them with these customized steel tracks that they make.
And so they did that with the old Colossus and created this new ride, twisted Colossus.
And now it's this amazing racing coaster where...
So it's sort of two cars you can see each other?
Two cars that can see each other.
There's one element on it that's called a high five where the track, both tracks go sideways, right?
And so you go through that part of the track sideways.
So, yeah, that...
It sounds so great.
It blew my mind the first time I wrote it, and I just, even to this day, like, I'm super thrilled by that roller coaster.
And then another one that actually just became a very recent favorite is a ride that I just rode this year.
It's at this park in Belgium called Plopsaland.
Plopsaland?
Plopsaland.
Okay.
Yes.
It sort of competes with Schlitterbine in Texas for the most.
awkwardly named the park.
Plopsiland
is this really fun park in Belgium
and they did
just put in this incredible
roller coaster called the
ride to happiness.
In case it's not subtle.
Hey, it's kind of one of the great
roller coaster ride names, I think
actually. But it is
a spinning
launch coaster.
So the seats on the
ride actually rotate and then the ride also launches you into these hills and into loops and
everything. But one of the cool things is right out of the gate, the train does an immediate
inversion. They have a corkscrew or like a twist right at the beginning of the ride. And so while
you're spinning, you also do this sort of upside down part and then you go off into the launch. So there's
a lot going on. If you like a lot of combinations of thrills, this ride just packs them in.
You know, when we talk about the limits of human ingenuity, and we talk about going to space,
and we talk about all the things that we haven't done yet, it's just, I feel like it's all
in roller coaster design here. Like, that's where all the great creativity is going.
I love how deep you go, Mikado. You know, the manufacturers, you know, the advancements and track
technology. You look at like
schematics before the roller coasters
out. How are you tracking
the construction of these things beforehand?
Oh, definitely. I mean,
when Epic Universe was being
built, there are a lot of
channels out there. There was a
YouTube channel called Theme Park Stop
that was
tracking the building
of Epic Universe. And
they would go and
look at permits to sort of say
it looks like this ride is
probably going to be this and this is where it's going to be. And I was following that stuff
for a year, at least a year before that park opened. But yes, I do track the manufacturers
and watch a lot of the on-ride videos, which are cool, but they don't really capture the full
experience of what your body goes through on a ride. I mean, you can go and watch the ride to
happiness on-ride video, but it is not going to be anything like your body twisting and spinning
and going upside down.
Yeah.
I think there are lots of people, Mikado, who, you know, for physical reasons, whatever,
can't get on roller coasters.
There are people who are also afraid to get on roller coasters and who look at someone
like you, maybe me, maybe Brooks, is this person and says, why would you do this?
It is, why would you wait online for 45 minutes to feel scared or to feel these feelings?
What is the appeal of roller coasters for you?
Well, one of the things I really like about it is that it's a controlled thrill.
Like, I do like thrills, but I don't like all thrills.
I'm not into, say, bungee jumping or skydiving, which feels a little bit scarier to me,
because if I'm bungee jumping, it's just me.
And so if something goes wrong,
I'm the only person paying for it.
But the parks do their absolute best
to make sure that these rides are safe and secure,
and I feel pretty confident of that
most of the time that I'm riding a roller coaster.
But it's still taking me to do something
that I otherwise just wouldn't be able to do,
taking me up a giant hill
and then dropping me down
and upside down and into loops and everything.
So that's the big appeal to me,
this controlled way to have a little bit of chaos in my life.
I could ask you a question or you could just respond to it.
Well, so Brooks, why don't you like that?
I used to like roller coasters.
But I guess my fear or hesitation goes back to
the carnival to be honest
I could ride any ride
I wanted my parents said
but I could never ride the Zyclan
which was a roller coaster
on the carnival because
my parents considered that unsafe
and so there's probably
you know some
did you see things
is that did you see things as a traveling
carnival for sure yeah that makes you
you know this was the 80s
and a traveling carnival
and inspections
weren't what they are today. I guess, you know, there's lingering
trepidation around some of this. I also just think, you know,
I do not think this is fun. I'm glad. I'm excited to be doing
something I could never do otherwise. I only am thinking humans were not
made to do this. Humans were not made to do this. When I went to
report on Epic Universe, the first ride the chairman of Universal Parks
wanted to take me on was that big
roller coaster and you did it I did it and I was somewhat embarrassed to let out a scream next to
the universal chairman as in my New York Times costume you know then it worked what you're telling
us is that the ride worked for you and I'm here to tell the tale um Makata what is the feeling
that you're looking for part of the reason that I go on roller coasters it is that controlled
chaos or that controlled fear very often on a roller coaster or other rides that go very high.
I am, it is not a lie when I say, I think I am going to die. But it is that, that chasing of
an excitement that you just cannot get when you are living your normal life. That is what I am
looking for. Yeah, I would say that that feeling of turbulence on the airplane, that moment where
your stomach drops, that's what I'm looking for. I just,
This is a turbulent guy over here
I'm holding on to the arms of my chair right now
I love turbulence on an airplane
But you know what?
So do I
There we go
Yeah I just I want that
Thrilling stomach dropping feeling
That's the big thing that I'm chasing
So I do like big drops
More than I like inversions
Inversions are cool
Loops, yeah
Yeah. It's cool to go upside down, and I couldn't tell you how many times I've gone upside down.
That's not as fun to me as that drop feeling.
Yeah. It's interesting. When I think back on the rides that I really loved when I was a kid,
I still think I have the most nostalgia for those story-based rides.
They didn't have any big thrills, the type of big throws that you're talking about, Mikado.
The Haunted Mansion, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, Peter Pan, these rides that would just seem so boring to kids today, to me, they were, they remain just magical.
That's actually a good point of how they're changing, actually, because we love those rides, and they're still beloved, right?
But increasingly, they're building not just, it's not just about IP, but it's how they're constructing rides, which are to be.
more interactive like you're in a video game you're supposed to play against other players
and that's all because younger guests don't get as excited you know yeah watching sitting in
a boat and it's a small world you know being amazed at the little robotic figures
used to blow you away blow kids away doesn't really do the same yeah there is a um I went to
The, to Universal Studios in Hollywood and there's, as there is in Orlando, there's a little Harry Potter corner and there's a ride there that is as much about the screens that are around you, like you're moving around in this, you're hanging and then you're moving around to different parts of a giant screen and there's sort of fire effects and all this stuff. And yeah, it's like the interactivity of it, the moviness of it almost.
in both of the Nintendo Parks
I believe there's like a Mario Kart ride
that also involves like a gamification of the ride
you're not just riding the ride
you're also doing other things
is it virtual reality or augmented reality
it's augmented reality
you have these visors that you put on
and showing in the visors
are things that you're shooting at
while you're also on the ride
I don't want to do this either by the way
I don't want to do that either
I don't want to play a game while I'm on a ride.
I want to ride the ride, like, give me a ride that's interesting enough for me to just experience it without having to also, like, shoot at things to have enjoyment with it.
I don't like those rides too much.
Look at these three mid-aged men here.
We've bonded over something.
We've bonded over something.
This is great.
By the way, can I just make a point that the way things used to be?
It used to be affordable.
Okay? The costs have gone. I mean, it was like, bring the deed to your house. If you have a, there was that guy who went viral this summer for posting the receipt of his family of five to the Disney princess breakfast. It was like $938 or something for five people.
Oh my God. And, you know, you're like, how can that be? Well, each person costs roughly $150 plus tax and tip. And, you know, it's.
It's a lot. I was curious at looking up, you know, Disney gets a lot of the attention for the prices because it's the biggest. I think it has 140 million turnstile clicks a year worldwide and Universal has like 60. So it dwarfs everybody else. So it fairly gets more attention or scrutiny for costs. But Six Flags Magic Mountain, a fast pass there costs for a Saturday.
this Saturday, costs between $140 and $260 per person on top of admission.
God.
Right?
Yeah.
I can't afford that.
That is, then you'll be waiting in line, I guess so.
Look, I think we have acknowledged, and most families who ever consider going to Disney World in particular know that it is a bank breaker, you know, it is quite expensive.
Do either of you have any recommendations for people who,
want to go to a great amusement park
but don't want to have to, you know,
sell a kidney in order to get there?
Yes. I found this
one park in Pennsylvania
called Knobles,
which is just... People love that
park. It is an amazing
park and it was just
wondrous the whole time I was there. One of the
great things about it is
that it's kind of tucked
away in the woods, but
the parking is
free. And then also,
it's free to get into the park, and then you just buy tickets to ride the ride. So now
grandma can come. Now the whole family can come. People who don't ride anything, the purse
holders, right? Like, everyone can come and just kind of enjoy the day. But then the rides are also
really terrific. There's a wooden coaster there called Phoenix that is one of the absolute best that
I've been on. And so it's nice to have a combination of fun rides, but also
something that doesn't break the bank.
It's, you know, a lot of the experience is totally free
and just something you can go and do with your families,
and that is the absolute opposite of Disney and Universal.
Can we give a shout out to the purse holders?
I'm glad you brought this up.
I was, did you see me sort of gulp?
I was like, oh, my God, you just called me a purse holder.
This is the person in every group or every family
who, when you all go to an amusement park.
You know, there's the one person who doesn't want to go on the roller coaster.
or the rides, and to be real chill about it.
They're like, I'll just hold everyone's bags.
Like, it's totally fine.
That's increasingly me.
Brooks, are there any smaller parks that you think are worthy of a claim?
Dollywood.
I was going to ask about Dollywood.
Hitchin Forge, Tennessee needs a major shout out here.
Have you ever been Makata?
Oh, yeah.
I love that park.
It's amazing.
Before I went, and as a Dolly person, you could probably guess, I thought,
But Dollywood would be sort of campy.
You know, I was looking for anatomically correct Dolly Parton coffee mugs maybe in the gift shop.
It's actually very family-friendly and down home and country in the best possible way.
They are known for topiaries and flowers.
They've got the craftsman's village where you can see someone being a blacksmith and doing
those kinds of old-fashioned crafts,
and they make the best,
they're known for cinnamon rolls.
No one does a better cinnamon roll than Dollywood.
Actually, they call it cinnamon bread, I believe.
They also do have very good roller coasters there, too.
There's one called Lightning Rod,
which is a wooden launch coaster,
that just goes out into the mountains
and is just amazing.
So in addition to just having it be some fun,
wholesome down-home goodness,
there are also some really good thrills there, too.
Fire chaser, that's a good one.
Fire chaser.
What is for both of you, what do you think makes a theme park and amusement park great?
Why do you go?
Why do you think people go?
You know, one of the things that really people go for, but they don't maybe realize, is
there's this common bond among strangers when the emotional buttons are pushed through a parade or fire.
or the theming that brings people closer together as strangers.
I think that you want to go somewhere where the normal rules of life are suspended, right?
You don't feel out of place as an adult or maybe you feel less out of place as an adult wearing mouse ears or hugging Elsa or whatever, right?
You can eat junk food before noon.
I go because of the rides mainly.
If a park has two fantastic roller coasters,
three pretty good ones,
then it's worth going to.
We're going to take a break,
and when we come back,
we'll finish up as we do every week with a little game.
We're talking about.
this week about theme parks, about roller coasters, and we've reached our final segment,
which, as it is every week, is a game. So it seems silly to me to spend all this time talking
about roller coasters and not ride a roller coaster. Sadly, we cannot do that. I talk to the bosses
here. They said it was, quote, a stupid idea for the three of us to record this episode on a
roller coaster. So instead, we have designed a game today that is a roller coaster. Let me explain. It's a
Quiz-themed roller coaster.
We're calling it the roller quizter.
Each round of the game is named after a component or part of a roller coaster.
I think it'll become clear what I'm talking about as we go.
All right?
Are you guys ready?
Yes.
Is your lap bar down?
Have you removed all loose items from your person?
My glasses are not coming off.
Have you taken your glasses off?
Because they're going to fly off and hit someone down below.
Are you ready?
Okay, we're going to leave the station.
First up, of course, is the lift hill.
This is the part of the coaster where you get dragged slowly up to the top of an enormous hill
and anticipation builds.
In this round, I want each of you to name a kind of ride that you would find at a theme park
other than a roller coaster.
You're going to go back and forth, and the first person to blank or repeat an answer loses.
Mikado.
Log flume.
Dark ride.
Tilt a whirl.
Swing.
Ferris wheel.
God damn it.
I can't say that.
Ricardo, you have a point.
You have a point.
Here comes the big drop.
In this round, I'm going to give you the definition of a word,
and you will give you.
me the word. The answers all have a common theme. Another word for autumn. Macado.
Fall. Correct. To jump headfirst into water. Macado.
Dive. Dive. To use a rubber suction device to unplug a drain or pipe. Brooks. Plum?
That is a, that is a fruit. The answer is plunge. Plunge. You were very fun. It had a
It had a P.
It had a P.
You're doing the motion.
Nike's logo.
Mikado.
Swush.
Swush.
And finally, one of the most popular cereals in America, at least when I was a kid.
Fruit blank.
Macado.
Loops.
Loops.
And we are headed for some loops right now.
I'm going to play a famous musical loop.
And you're going to tell me any song that that loop has appeared in.
Here's the first one.
Macado.
Can't touch this.
Can't touch this by MC Hammer.
That is correct.
Second loop.
Macado.
Harder, bester, faster, stronger?
You were almost there.
Harder, better, faster, stronger.
Harder, better, faster, stronger.
Not bester.
Bestor.
Come on.
Bester is true.
My favorite word.
Third loop.
Mikado.
Hi, my name is.
Correct.
Now it is time to go through a corkscrew.
I'm going to give you a variety of wine, and you tell me whether or not it is real.
Alianico, Mikado.
Not.
It is real.
Good.
You finally got one wrong.
Next wine.
Blau Franke.
Brooks. Real.
Real. That is correct.
Next one. Muvedra.
Macado.
Not real.
It is real.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't drink.
Bob.
Do I?
Babich.
Brooks.
Not real.
It is real.
And final, Grilo.
Macado.
Real.
Real. It was a corks through.
They're all real wines.
Okay.
We have hit the same.
Splash down round, answer the following questions, the two of you.
In physics, when a solid is heated above its melting point, it becomes what?
Boiling?
The answer is liquid.
The musician prince won an Oscar 1984 for the score to his film Purple What?
Macado.
Rain.
A 2016 Oxford University Press survey found that this word, meaning slightly wet, damp, or humid,
was among the most hated words in the English language.
Macado.
Moise.
Moist. The worst word in the world. All of those answers had to do with water. We've splashed down. We're back in the station. Good work, Brooks. Good work, Macado. You both did great. However, we can only have one winner. And our winner today is Macado Murphy. Macado, you've won. And because you've won, you get a prize. It's an actual prize. I'm opening up a container here. I'm pulling it out. It is something we call the Gilby.
Oh my goodness
It is a small golden trophy
That's really
I'm jealous of that
I am jealous of that
This is fantastic
I want to thank the Academy
The Gilby Academy
The Gilby
Thank you
Brooks
Thank you very much
For being on this episode
This was so wonderful
Mikado
A delight
Happy to be here
This episode was produced
by Alex Barron
Who is also our quiz master
He had help
from Tina Antalini, Luke Vanderplug, and Kate Lepresti.
We had production assistance from Dalia Haddad.
This episode was edited by Wendy Doer and engineered by Rowan Nemesto.
Original music by Dan Powell, Marion Lazano, Alicia E. Tube, and Diane Wong.
Special thanks to Paula Schumann.
Thanks for listening. We'll be back next week. See you then.
Thank you.
