The Dan Bongino Show - A Special Announcement And A Thank You (Ep. 2560)
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Sit down, buckle up, and get ready for the Dan Bongino show.
There's going to be a lot of information in the first 10 minutes today.
It's going to be a lot of laughs.
I don't know if there's going to be too many tears.
It's Friday.
You know, on Friday, I don't like to bust you up with too much bad news.
We've got a lot of things that are happening from the Nothing is Happening file that's rapidly expanding.
But I do want to get quickly at the opening of the show to a big thank you to the audience,
a big double-barreled middle finger
to the Dumers, Grifters, losers, and life zeros
who just continue to get their asses kicked by this show.
It's hilarious to watch.
Me and the crew are enjoying every minute of it.
Andy, you've heard, we'll get them next month.
We'll get them next.
No, you won't.
You won't get them next month.
You won't.
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rankings. Thank you to the Bongino Army and to the Dumers and shitbirds out there. I'm sorry,
not sorry. You can go pee in your diapers, claw it your faces. There'll be no next month.
We'll keep getting you next month, but you will do nothing. I also have a kind of a cool announcement
for you just to show you how this show is not only growing. And by the way, it is thanks to you.
I cannot say this enough. Thanks to you. I can listen once. My team.
can listen four times once each for four people. That's it. Throw in Jasmine, you get another
you get another one. The hundreds of thousands and millions of listens we accumulate across
platforms is thanks to you. So we're expanding, which will piss off the Dumeers and the liberal
media even more as we continue to dominate the conservative media landscape, which I hear
the New York Times is getting ready to try and trash. I imagine the New York Times trying to trash
media out. That's really funny. That's a good one.
Show you what I mean in a second by expanding. I think you guys are going to be very happy.
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Again, it is now what, the fifth or something,
month in a row. You guys are us and we love you. So in order to pay back the audience,
we're doing things like giveaways, you know about the 1776 Live Club. We're going to announce
another winner today. We love that, commented the day. That's our gift to you because we deeply
appreciate our audience. And we want to show you. Talk is cheap, right? The do matters.
I also want to show you by expanding the Silverlock media kind of empire we have here.
It's, folks, I don't know how long I'm going to do the show for.
I'm not, don't take that as like some bad thing.
I'm not dying.
I just don't know.
Is it going to be five years, 10 years?
I don't know.
Life has a funny way of throwing curveballs at you.
But this mission, the activist mission of moving the MAGA conservative agenda forward,
I promise you, it's not about me.
I'm glad to be a part of it, a small part of it, along with the Bongino Army.
I'm proud of that.
This is the biggest MAGA show out there.
However, we're not the movement.
The movement is you.
I'm just a microphone, okay?
It's not about me.
It's about giving a pathway to other people like a pathway was given to me.
I'm going to tell you something.
I would not be here.
And this is categorically true, although these two will not accept any credit
because they're very humble about it, without Sean Hannity, Mark Levin.
And I'll throw it in Glenn back too because Glenn helped me a lot early.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't be here.
I've been doing this 10 years.
They blaze the path for me.
They let me guest host their shows.
They had me on as a guest when nobody knew me from Adam.
They're like, who's this damn Bon Jovi guy?
He's not nearly as good looking at Bon Jovi.
He doesn't have F his money.
He's not as talented either.
They had me on.
I feel like we've done the same for Vince Call and Ace.
Vince already had a great show.
So I want to say we didn't make Vince.
We just gave him a platform to show you how great he was.
Haley, we introduced you to Haley Karini at noon.
And same thing with Vince.
I'm not introducing you to this guy,
but we're adding him to the Silverlock family here.
is our good friend, Sean Farrish.
Sean Farris live.
I'm so, I'm serious, man.
I want to get, like, choked up.
I'm going to throw my manker.
I love this guy.
Sean Farrish is a super talent.
Sean S-H-A-W-N, for those of you don't know him,
F-A-R-A-S-H.
Sean Farris will be joining us starting August 17th for his podcast.
Sean Farrish live.
Everybody, yeah, man, look at the chat blowing up.
We love Sean, too.
He is the best.
You guessed it.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we're expanding even more.
Doomers and grifters and losers.
I know you're upset.
We will have even more announcements coming forward in the future, which I know will piss you off.
We love Sean.
I'm excited.
You should be excited to.
Now, having said that, a little bit of bad news, I had a pre-planned event next week.
It is a friend's wedding, a dear friend with an awesome daughter.
It's been planned for a while.
It is kind of one of a destination where so I have to travel.
I will be out next week.
Sean will be guest hosting the show, so don't miss it Monday through Thursday.
So you can get a good flavor for what Sean's all about if you haven't met him.
And we are really proud.
We'll be launching a press release later.
And I want to thank Paula, Teresa Westwood, and my entire team for putting this all together.
They did a ton of work.
Paula has been working on this, ladies and gentlemen, for months.
So is Westwood, so is my crew.
Sean is the future.
It's not me.
I'm an old 51-year-old rotting piece of meat, okay?
It's time to give other people a shot.
John Ferris, start in August 17.
I'm really happy about that.
We continue to produce results and new content
and all my doomer, grifter, bum, enemy.
All they get is lawsuits and definition suits.
Winning feels great, doesn't it?
I love it.
Thank you in the chat for supporting them.
And make sure you follow them on X too.
Well, I want to show you with a good production team that put together this whole launch in conjunction with Paula and Westwood One.
I want to thank them for making this all happen.
They will be the sales agent on the show.
Folks, I've been talking for a while about Jenny from the Block syndrome.
It's Friday, and this is really, yes, it's kind of a political story, but because it's Friday, it's time to smile a little bit.
It's Friday in the summer.
The Nothing is Happening File is expanding with amazing new happenings I'll get to later,
including record low jobless claims, not seen since before I was born in 1969.
Believe it or not, the crime and homicide rates trending even lower than they were from the
historic lows from last year.
The border numbers down to zero illegal migrants.
These are amazing things.
You can do the doom griff bullshit.
Everybody's laughing at you.
You look like a moron.
Trump hasn't even been in office two years yet.
And this is all happening.
Everybody wants to play it down.
And what do you got on the left?
you got a bunch of Jenny from the Block syndrome people.
You know Jalo?
Jalo, I think she actually did grow up in the Bronx.
She's, you know, wealthy and rich and good for her.
I'm a capitalist.
I'm not knocking her at all.
But Jailo, at least I kind of grew up in the Bronx.
And like if she's going to do the Jenny from the block routine like I'm down,
she's probably not kidding.
Now, I grew up in the city in New York and Queens.
I'm not like, listen, I'm not faking it like straight out of Compton.
Easy E wasn't my next door.
neighbor. I don't know MC Wren growing up. I didn't get into like shootouts going up and rap
about it, but I didn't grow up in the greatest part of town either. I mean, you can kind
to check this out. My youngest brother witnessed the homicide in a pizza place when he was a kid
and they actually came to the house with a subpoena and had to pull him out. That happened.
I'm telling you it means that. All I'm telling you is like, I am getting so exhausted with the
code switching on the left, with the voices and the different accents. You know why it
happens, Jenny from the block syndrome. I look, I'm down, I'm down. Because when you believe in the new
socialist hierarchy of victims, you have to constantly change who you are to fit the more,
fit, you know, into the new victim class. You can't be a successful entrepreneur because Bernie Sanders
said millionaires and billionaires are bad people. So ironically, when you go in front of minority
audiences and one of the most racist things I've ever seen, you talk down to, put up the Washington Post
article, Guy Paul, this is a good one. You talk down to them. Assuming black and Hispanic
Americans want to hear you speak in a different way and using different syntax and language,
because what? You think they're unsuccessful and won't understand you? Washington Post,
white liberals dumb themselves down when they speak to black people. A new study contends.
This is from 2018. So I asked the guys, and they stepped up. I asked the boys here, I said,
Hey, fellas, you got to put together a Voices of the Dems thing.
I had in my mind that Faces the Death movie.
Remember Faces of Death?
That crazy movie they played in the late 80s.
And everybody was like, oh, my gosh, it was like a viral thing
before there was the Internet, right?
So we had Faces of Death in the 80s.
Now you have The Voices of Dems.
Hat tip to the crew.
You deserve this on a Friday.
Check this out.
Each other, anything is possible.
So say it with me.
See Se Pue d'Eau
The future is ours.
I don't feel no way's tired.
I come too far
from where I started from.
Nobody told me that the road would be easy.
First of all, it's good to see you in the new year.
No one could have told me that when I went down to Austin
now looks like a little bit over a year ago
that I would be running for Congress.
Maybe because these people, they are crazy,
because they are crazy, because they are all.
always talk about how Christian they is.
Ya, I don't know how many them on that side
are getting divorced because they getting caught up,
sleeping with their co-workers, staffers, interns,
all the things.
There was times of economic opportunity.
Wages rose until the 1970s.
I'm proud to be a bartender.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
There's nothing wrong with working retail,
folding clothes for other people to buy.
We can't pay.
with the plan, uppercase T, uppercase P, the plan.
Let's just get through the next 64 days.
How about that?
You better thank a union member for sick leave.
You better thank a union member for paid leave.
You better thank a union member for vacation time.
Recite, intelligence, judiciary are going to be taking up those matters through hearings
and different investigation.
You know who I sound like?
I sound like the people who I talk to.
in Michigan, who are getting screwed
right now by Donald Trump.
Okay, and I'm telling you,
I'm at the fish fry in Detroit.
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Putting that together.
Of course, that was Haley Stevens at the end.
I'm going to tell you is my new favorite.
I was at the fish fry in the truck.
Her voice totally changes.
Folks, the code switching is hilarious.
Don't you realize Democrats
we're all laughing at you?
See, we don't have victim classes on the right.
We believe in, Mottley's in the chat.
Mottley's in the chat.
We don't have victim categories.
So we don't have to pander to anyone by talking down to people
and pretending we're dumb or we're stupid.
It's only the most racist thing you can do
to go in front of different groups of people
and pander and talk down to the Mottlies are tearing up the chat right now
because you think they're stupid.
Here's the kicker.
We think you're stupid.
You look like idiots.
Don't you hear yourselves?
We will be continuing this series, Andy, by the way, and adding to it, Voices of Death.
You may want to add our VOG.
I know Paula hates what I'm.
Voices of death.
Folks, it's so bad.
You know, I love comedy.
I don't know what my new day.
I got this orthodontist friend of mine, you know, for years now.
He keeps sending me comedy clips.
And in the beginning, I was like, ah, I don't really.
Now I just can't stop watching half this stuff because, you know, the world's a funny place, too.
We should laugh sometimes.
It's good for the soul.
Laughter is God gives.
Comedy is funny again.
I hope so.
You can actually make jokes again without having some moron trying to cancel you, okay?
I saw this and it made me think of this the other day.
Just coincidentally, you know, the key.
Peel on Comedy Central with the whole like how you treat people differently depending on like the
racial category or victim status on the left you know it's bad when key and peel joke about it have
you ever seen this skit they did with obama and then wait pay attention to the end you'll think
this is a continuation of the skit it's not it's the real thing the exact same thing check this out
Nice to meet you John.
Mr. Ian Roberts.
Nice to meet you.
Peter Tensio.
All right.
Nice to meet you.
Jerome Smith.
Come.
What's up, fam?
You know this.
Keith Williams.
Nice to meet you.
Mary Woodbury.
Nice to meet you.
Jay Martell.
Nice to meet you, sir.
Tasha Robinson.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Feel that?
Emily George.
All right.
Nice to meet you.
Daryl Stokes.
Come on.
What's up, fam?
How you doing?
Right.
Never forget about that.
That's all we got.
Nice to meet you.
All right.
Oh, br-h-da-da-d-da-d-ha-ha.
Start from the bottom now we're here.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
All right.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, watch this one.
Watch.
One eighth black.
Afternoon in my octaroon.
Come on.
Bring it in there.
I'm in there, dog.
I'm in there, dog.
You're talking in there, dog?
You're talking in there, dog?
What are in your dog?
Now watch, this is real.
Oh my, my.
Oh, nice.
Come to see you, man.
All on here.
Got my boat.
The exact same thing.
The exact same thing.
And he's like distant from that guy.
This is hilarious.
But I get makeup on this shirt.
Poor love.
Poor, was it Brit?
Do you have to be more Brits?
I mean, folks, you don't have to do this.
I told you, man.
I told you the truth.
I didn't grow up in Compton, okay?
They grew up in Glendale Queens.
It was a rough and tumble town,
but it wasn't like Crips and Bloods were shooting it out all day.
I mean, what do you would take a shame to that?
You got to be this Jenny from the block,
all the time, folks, it's lame.
It's just stupid.
This is like one of those, remember when we were kids?
Well, you guys are too young.
For all the 50, late 40-year-olds, remember when we were kids, you had like schoolhouse rock
and all those things and you said that was like, just be yourself.
Just be yourself, kids.
It's not hard.
You don't have to code switch all the time.
It looks ridiculous.
All this victimhood, folks.
All this victimhood is nothing more than a distraction.
It's so, it's true.
It's just a distraction because this new crop of young socialists
needs to isolate you from the truth so you don't actually look at what socialism is.
So if they bog you down in, you're black, you're Hispanic, people hate you, the Jews did it,
the evil white capitalist did it, the rich, hedge fund guy did it.
Rather than focusing on your own life, you don't actually look at what they're proposing.
It's a total distraction.
Remember what gaslighting is, getting you to believe some bullshit like socialism's going to cure society's ills.
Gaslighting is lying to people, lying often, lying confidently.
Now they're like, wow, this lie is real, but also isolating people from the truth.
So they can never do their homework and find out what you're telling them is bullshit.
The way they isolate people from the truth is obviously the media covers for social.
and pretends they're all good and decent people
and socialism is about fat party to dinosaur.
Shearing is carrying.
That's not what it's about.
But they isolate people through the truth
by lying to them and making sure you never look up the numbers.
I saw this yesterday again with this imbecile up in New York,
Mamdami, who I think right now is overtaking AOC
as the single most dangerous politician in America right now
because I can't believe how many people have fallen for this guy's shtick.
Here he is again yesterday.
I want you to listen to this.
Mamdani's definition of socialism.
He knows this isn't true.
He says now, just to be clear, libraries?
Guys, you think the first library pre-existed the socialism, the socialist revolution?
Libraries are centuries old precede.
What do you mean?
Where people gather to read books is socialism?
If you believe this, I'm sorry, you're a moron.
Put the crack pipe down.
Crack is whack.
Fire departments are socialism, too?
The fire department down, we have a couple down here that are just volunteer.
People just show up and do the right thing.
A lot of people put their lives on the line for no money at all.
That's socialism?
And then here's the kicker.
Public schools are socialism.
Not a legislative decision America made a long time ago to fund public schools.
And they suck.
That's your example of success?
Listen to this moron.
This is what it looks like when you isolate people from the truth.
Check this out.
back to some of the Democrats that we most admire, FDR, LaGuardia, you will see a lot of Democratic
Socialist principles in their vision. And if you think about a lot of what we've come to accept
as just the facts of life across our country, a lot of it is also still driven by Democratic
socialist principles. Now, if today you and I were to introduce the idea of a building that
lends out books for free, we would be slandered in the same way that so many new ideas are slandered
today, and yet that's the library. And the same thing with the fire department, the same thing with
public schools. And it's to say that a lot of politics has been a debate about who deserves what,
and I would prefer politics that debates how we can deliver that to everyone.
Okay, moron, public schools and fire departments are decisions made by the consent of the
government to allocate pools of tax payer money to resources.
Socialism is the government control of all of the means of production.
Does the government go out and own the company that builds the fire trucks?
No, it's not socialism.
However, even if you choose to be a moron, cue up that Andrew Branker one.
I'm a little out of order, but this is Andrew Branker did a great hit on this yesterday.
Even if you're stupid backwards, completely wrong, factually incorrect definition of socialism,
wherever taxpayer money goes is in fact socialism.
Fat Barney sharing is caring, right?
Even if that were true, public schools are your model of socialism success?
This is from the Andrew Branca Show.
He gives you some numbers here about their success model.
Apparently, there are 30 schools in Illinois.
Illinois, Deep Blue State.
We're not a single kid can read at grade level.
It's the public school system.
You had one job.
Twitter meme.
They don't use hashtags anymore, but you had one job.
Nobody in the school can read, and this is your success model.
You think I'm making this up?
His mom, no, social, great, public schools.
Hang your hat on that one.
Dibshits, check this out.
The Illinois schools with zero students who can read with proficiency.
Zero.
And they don't put it on this chart, but I read the article.
I read the study.
There's another 30 schools that literally, out of the entire student population,
have one or two students who can read a proficiency.
They couldn't include them in the zero chart because they actually have one or two kids
who perform in proficiency within the school.
Holy Moses.
Did you hear this?
Justin, you went to school, right?
Last time I checked.
Justin's graduate.
Justin's had to school.
Justin, right?
There's always that one kid in school
who's like a super genius.
And whether you teach him anything or not,
he's going to go home and learn on his own.
You know, when he were kids,
remember the Rocky movie?
What do you think we are, nerds?
When they tell the kid that's your dad,
he's like, yeah, I know.
There's always like the nerd in the class.
The nerd, by the way,
is probably making a billion dollars right now
and a lot of people are working for the nerd,
people made fun of.
However, back in you, you know,
you want to be like the edgy rough kid in eighth grade.
You don't want to be like the nerd.
The nerd's the last one laughing, but there's always the nerd.
How the F is it in Illinois schools that you manage to make the nerd stupid too?
Even the nerd can't read your own, what are you doing for Aida?
What are you doing?
John, help us.
What are you doing?
This is your model of socialism.
Dear morons who follow this, that's never occurred to you that even by your own definition,
you suck you suck major i want a so nobody can read what the hell are you doing there just give the kids a
comic book you don't have to pull up superman number one pull up some shitty comic comic like
iron man and power fist nobody read that you can't even read that
This is mom-dobbies, fire departments, libraries, public schools, all socialism, really?
By the way, can you look this up?
Like, didn't Carnegie donate the library in New York?
Like, he was a capitalist.
Oh, my gosh, how are you falling for this shit?
I'm going to show you, by the way, this teacher put this video together about AI,
and I'm going to show you why these teachers unions and the public education system is completely losing their minds and melting down over AI right now.
but this teacher, I'm going to show you.
If this is real, this guy deserves like the Nobel Prize.
I'm going to say Andrew Carr donated over $56 million to build 2,509 public libraries worldwide.
Carnegie was a freaking capitalist.
Karl Marx didn't donate the library.
Some lady that might serve that.
Oh, that was the surprise.
All right, quick break.
And I'm going to stay tuned because I'm telling you.
telling you, if this video at his teacher is real, then, man, Nobel Prize immediately.
How they hate caught a bunch of students using AI.
Stay tuned.
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bone charge first i just want to show you this this this video clip of this teacher again
nobel prize if this is a true story in this work this is how we call it as students or some of them
cheating on an exam about a i freaking genius stuff check this out two of my 35 students between two classes
failed a portion of their midterm because they all used AI to generate their entire response.
And apparently they didn't prove read it.
Let me show you all how I picked up on it.
So this discussion post was a portion of my students midterm.
And if you look, it looks normal, right?
But if you copy and paste this and look closely, in white ink, I hid, place the word,
Madagascar somewhere in the response in a way that makes no.
sense. But if you uncopy and paste it, you can't see it. So if Madagascar was somewhere in my
student's response in the way that did not make sense, I knew that they copied and paste the
entire thing and just threw it in AI. And oh my God, you would be amazed at the bizarre
usage of the word Madagascar that I saw in these students' assignments. First and foremost,
Madagascar has nothing to do with the Industrial Revolution.
Second, it was more than obvious that they didn't even go back and reread these responses.
So, yeah, 32 out of 35 students failed a portion of their midterm, and that's how.
So students, if you're going to use AI to generate the entire response, at least reread it.
At least try to ensure that it makes a little bit of sense.
Try to put it in your own word, something.
This is absolutely brilliant.
How does it fit into this show?
here. You know, I don't randomly throw clips in there. Thank you to that gentleman right there.
That is a genius idea. I suggest all teachers give that a shot. Folks, he clearly is not a partisan.
He's just talking about education, so divorce him from that. AI scares the academic community
for a number of reasons. One of them is because of that, that students will not use it as an assistant,
but as a surrogate brain so they don't have to think themselves. That's a real problem we have to
address. And it's going to take clever strategies like that going forward.
However, the biggest problem with AI, which I have hammered forever for the last five years or so.
We saw this on the horizon.
You can look it up yourself.
Has been liberal interest groups, liberal union groups as well, pushing AI companies to be woke and give bad answers on things like what is socialism.
They are terrified that if students do use it as intended, as an additional learning resource, that they'll start asking questions in AI.
Like, hey, man, is socialism ever worked?
Are police shooting tens of thousands of unarmed black men a year?
They're afraid AI is going to tell you the truth.
Hence, this tweet, the American Federation of Teachers, led by a bunch of lunatics, is now freaking out as they're starting to figure out that AI is the ultimate fact checker if it works correctly and does logic and reason.
So what are they doing? Check this tweet out.
they're squeezing, they're squeezing these companies to embed quote DEI principles,
i.e.
Wokeness into AI policies and tools used by students and teachers because they can't gaslight you
if you've got an assistant kind of surrogate brain out there telling you what's true and what's not
because to gaslight you and get you to believe in false ideas like socialism is fat,
freaking Barney, the dinosaur, you have to isolate people from the truth.
And you can't isolate people from the truth.
if you can't control AI.
Now, you may say, well, Dan, what's the difference between old school, you know,
internet and SEO, search engine optimization?
Folks, the search engine logarithms in the past, Google and others, were already woke.
And nobody went past the first page.
AI doesn't give a shit about the first page of a search result.
Quality AI looks at the entire body or corpus, if you want to use big words,
of information like John Brennan, on the internet and gives you a disqualify.
version of what all the facts say.
It's completely different.
It's the difference in the Fox News Revolution when they came on the air in what,
1995.
You had news before.
Fox News didn't invent news,
but they ran news basically 24 hours so that not everybody was getting the liberal news
at 6 o'clock every night their time from Walter Cronkite and Tom Brocah.
And all of a sudden it opened up to the entire corpus, John Brennan,
of information out there.
and people started to change their minds.
That's why they're so freaking panicked about AI.
They can't control the first page of a search engine anymore.
Does socialism work?
You'd go to some left-wing search engine site.
It would say something like socialism freaking great.
It's fat barneyed a dinosaur.
It's like public schools and you'd see Mamdami.
You didn't hear about the 45 million people murdered under socialism under Mao Cedong.
The tens of millions more.
murdered under Lenin, Stalin,
Pol Pot, all of these fascist
communist tyrants. You didn't hear about any of that.
That's what they're afraid of.
They're not going to be able to do stuff like this anymore in the future.
Hat-tip Town Hall.
Here, you saw Donald Trump did their President Trump,
the speech on Thursday,
exposing a massive infiltration,
agit-prop operation in the United States by China and others.
you saw in New Jersey
huge enormous failures in the voter system
we've been warning about forever.
The Democrats aren't going to be able to hide this anymore.
Here's Town Hall, hat tip to them,
put together a video of Democrats swearing to you.
The New Jersey illegal 6,000 plus
that were registered to vote illegally.
You know what?
That stuff doesn't happen.
Really?
They can't run away from this anymore.
Check this out.
There is no evidence that undocumented
We're debating a problem that does not exist.
This is a solution in search of a problem that does not exist.
The evidence is almost no illegal immigrants vote.
Some benign effort to tell the small number of illegal immigrants.
A little reports show voter fraud is exceedingly, exceedingly rare,
but there's a couple things we know about the administration.
Citizen voting in federal elections is already illegal.
already illegal.
There is no evidence of fraud or corrupt because we don't have a problem with illegal aliens voting in the country.
It's not an issue that you have undocumented people in mass numbers voting, you know.
Very, very rare instances, but then just make the bill workable.
It is absolutely vanishingly rare. No system.
There's no evidence that non-citizens are voting.
I think they think that it's already against the law for...
...are talking about a solution to a non-existent problem.
Again, foreigners do not vote in our...
elections. Maybe it's partly about the SAVE Act, which is a ridiculous solution to a problem that
does not exist. Foreigners do not vote in U.S. elections. That's the fact. It's already illegal for
non-citizens to vote in the United States. They face prosecution and jail time for doing it.
The Save America Act attempts to solve a problem that does not exist.
Folks, AI is going to observe, call, and distill the entire internet. And you're not going to
be able to hide videos like this anymore.
The Democrats have isolated you from the truth forever.
And now all their bullshit is coming out, like the media now vomiting this stuff up on the left.
Like, oh, wow, we are, voter fraud doesn't exist.
Well, it's small.
Well, it doesn't change any elections.
Well, it changes some elections, but not that many.
Well, it doesn't change a federal election.
You notice how they keep moving to goalposts.
One of the other ways they isolate you from the truth.
hearings is they'll get called out on some bullshit.
And then the second they get called out, they'll say either reclaiming my time or they'll
completely ignore it and change the topic.
This is quick.
But I saw this yesterday.
This California rep is questioning Mike Wals, the Trump ambassador to the UN.
Mike Wals knows this stuff.
Now, she brings up gas prices in California, in California, some of the highest gas prices
anywhere in the United States, regulations that have murdered people at the gas pump, and
with their wallets just disgusting.
She's got the balls to bring up gas prices.
Watch how she just rapidly changes the subject
when Walls is like, wait, you're in California.
Like, is this a case of the for real?
Are you for real?
Check this out.
My constituents who are paying on average
thousands of dollars more a month
in costs because of this war
would beg to differ that our economy
is not impacted by the Strait of Hormuz being closed.
The California imports much of its oil and gas
unfortunately because of its own regulations.
Yeah, I want to talk about the next
national average of gas actually.
That was great.
Don't address that at all.
The lack of refineries,
the enormous amount of red tape
to pump a single drop of petrochemicals
out of the ground.
Don't address any of that.
Just lie and isolate California residents
from the truth and blame the entire thing
on Donald Trump as if California's $4,000
a gallon gas price is Donald Trump's fault.
And she just moves on.
You're not going to be able to.
to do that anymore going forward.
Now, socialists, I know, listen, a lot of you are just dumb.
I'm sorry, like, stupid's a choice.
Don't be a sciac.
Stupid is a choice.
You don't have to be a sciac.
You can make the choice not to be stupid, too.
Your choice, you could just go to AI or actually do some homework.
You could get a degree in something outside of women's studies or whatever, basket weaving,
whatever the hell you're doing, and actually do some homework and research.
You don't want to.
Let me ask you this simple question about socialism, though.
Folks, remember what's that Bill Paxton line at aliens?
Stop your grinning, drop your limb, whatever you're doing right now.
Here's a very simple question about socialism.
If socialism is Fat Barney the Dinosaur, sharing is caring,
then why do you have to force people to share?
Stop and think about that.
If it's so wonderful and everybody loves it so much,
Why do you have to at the barrel of a gun use the government and the IRS under threat of arrest to force people to share?
People who give to charity don't have to do that.
Why?
The answer is because people who give to charity voluntarily and give to others do it because they want to and they feel like it's making someone's life better.
Even liberals, bullshitters and liberals who tell you tax the rich, we should all pay more in taxes,
taxes are a great thing. Why don't you pay more taxes? They'll tell you if you put a beer in
them. Remember the old green grenades, Heineken? Throw a few Heineken's in them. I guarantee they'll
tell you. A, the government waste money. Nobody believes in that shit. I know. It's a Friday feel-good
video. I saw this video out of North Carolina. This guy who sells firewood. He hears from this lady
who's apparently really poor, very cold and now. She needs some firewood. I don't know. This guy,
I never met him. But notice how he doesn't need the government to tell him to do the
right thing. Your socialism is so popular, you don't even want to pay higher taxes. You have to have
someone come to your house and force you to do it unless you get arrested. You don't give anything.
You do everything you can. You left is to not pay taxes. Watch what this guy did for this North
Carolina. This is what actual sharing looks like, not socialist sharing. Check this out.
This is Nana Abernathy. I was going to let you know that we're going to give you a load of wood for free.
I ain't coming back for no money. You ain't going to? I ain't going to charge you.
I'm going to let you have it for free.
Thank you.
I know you said that she was having a rough time,
and that's what we try to do.
We try to help people out,
and I want to bless you before Christmas,
and we're not coming back for no money.
That's good, nice.
It's all for you.
Can I get a hug?
Yeah.
Merry Christmas.
I hope you have a great Christmas and a great holiday,
and I hope the Lord blesses you.
Okay.
You haven't done anything.
He just did.
That's right.
Thank you.
Yep.
I'll get you took care of,
but we'll get this dumped out right here for you.
Listen, man, I don't know that guy.
What is he?
At Paul underscore Team BTS.
If you're listening, you saw up in the upper corner of the thing
that had the icon on TikTok.
But if you can go buy your gas from someone or your firewood, whatever he,
I don't care what he sells.
I don't care if he sells five cents sticks of bazooka gum,
although I don't even sure that five cents.
Just buy it from that guy.
I don't even want to make a political argument over that guy.
That guy just did, I don't care what he is.
Democrat, Republicans.
Republican, libertarian, it doesn't matter to me.
I just want to show you what real sharing looks like.
People who want to do the right thing and help people out, give to charity, give to, you know,
we give to our daughter's school and because we think it's going to benefit the next generation
of kids.
My daughter doesn't even go there anymore and we still give money.
It's not, folks, I don't care.
It's not about not looking for anybody's pat on the back.
I'm just telling you we do it because we care.
We built a computer lab over there, not my.
My daughter doesn't even go there because I know it's not going to be wasted.
People know instinctively you give money to government bureaucrats, flush it down the damn toilet ball.
Flush it down the toilet bowl with ever left your body because that's where it's going.
It's going to make some fat cat government zero rich and they're going to piss it away to some NGO who all they care about is a political agenda.
The gifts of the perfect diving.
The gifts of socialism.
And by gifts, you know what we mean.
Folks, Pierce Morgan is not a MAGA guy.
Can we all agree?
I'd like to go get information from all over the interwebs, okay?
I saw this tweet he put up yesterday.
Asked the same question I just posed to you.
If all of this tax money you want everyone to pay is doing such goods for society,
why don't you give more?
Here's Pierce Morgan, no conservative, by the way.
If people want to pay more tax, why don't they just pay more tax?
Because they don't.
They don't want to pay more because they know it's wasted.
Flush it down the ball with the results of your cyclospora infection.
That's where it belongs.
Whenever government spends money to give to people not to work,
it's not even how it doesn't help them.
It hurts them because it encourages them to not add any value to society
and sit on their ass and it destroys their life.
It happened to a family member of mine.
The second they got on disability and some people are disabled, this person wasn't.
It had a good stick.
And then that was it.
Life was done.
That was it.
It was disgusting to watch.
To watch this proud person.
All their dignity taken away.
By the way, you think I'm making this up?
Here we go.
Here's AI.
Chat GPT.
How many people across the United States?
The country's what?
40%, 45% Democrat slash liberal.
The country's 330 million people.
So you figure,
factor out kids. I don't know. Figure that's downplaying. Figure there's 20 million hard liberals in
this country, like progressive, that love to pay taxes because taxes are so great. Why don't you just
give money to the government? There's a way to do it. Put up that thing that I did this query on my phone.
This is chat GPT. The U.S. Treasury is a fund for people who want to voluntarily pay higher taxes.
What's the most amount of money it's generated in the past 50 years? You want to know the largest number?
Fiscal year 2012.
$3,277,369.
And $23.
Who gave the $23?
$3 million.
You're telling me the country has $25 million liberals.
There's more than that.
I'm downplaying it.
There's way more Democrats.
And all they managed to donate was $3 million.
If all of them gave a dollar, it'd be $25 million.
But you don't.
Because you know the government gets flushed
the ball with the results of cyclospora parasite.
That's what you know it.
Stop bullshitting me.
Stop bullshitting others.
Everybody sees through your nonsense.
Sharing is caring, but I don't want to share my money because you're full of shit.
You may say three millions, three millions, a lot of money in a multi-trillion dollar
federal budget when 30, 40 percent of the country swearing they want higher taxes, but they won't
pay them themselves.
Just pay more.
You frauds, you fakes, you disgust me, you phonies.
You want everyone else's money because you're lazy bums and you don't want to work.
Get your ass out of the seat and go to work.
We've got to talk about income distribution.
It's called a freaking job.
That's the income distribution center.
Go get a freaking job.
Remove your ass from your couch, fat barnet a dinosaur,
and go share your own money after you earn it, you lazy bums.
That's a lot of money.
$3 million.
Really?
One guy gave a multiple time.
One guy, a free market guy,
gave $6 billion himself to the Trump account.
And I assure you he's not a far leftist.
Oh, you doubt me?
Look up the article yourself, Fox Business.
You know Michael Dell from Dell computers?
Evil capitalist, I'm sure, folks.
He voluntarily gave $6 billion away.
$6 billion with a gift to seed the American dream for millions of kids.
Liberal dipships, why can't you do the same?
Why don't you just give it to the government?
Reid Hoffman and all these other lefties,
George Soros, just turn over your billions to the U.S. government.
Why don't you do it?
Dell just gave a bunch of money away.
Sharing is caring, right? Fat Barney?
Sharing is caring.
Just cool.
You can sing this song too.
Have Barney, John.
join you. Why don't you do it? Because you're full of shit. You're full of shit and you know it.
The good news is I do believe we've reached peak stupid. I do. I know a lot of you are skeptical.
You're like, no, Dan, it can always get dumber. The thing about reaching peak stupid is not
that stupid disappears. Folks, for human beings, there's always going to be like an
internet. There's always going to be an intellectual bell curve of people who just don't want to do
the intellectual work and people who do always.
There's always going to be a class of dumb people.
Always.
The thing is, when dumb people hijack 51% of a society like they did in the Obama-Biden years,
you got a problem because they impart the stupid on you and force you to say stupid stuff
too and do things like, hey, wear this mask, it'll stop COVID.
Really?
The mask?
That's crazy.
I told you.
It's like the condom where everybody you have sex with gets pregnant.
Everybody wore a mask.
Got sick.
And yet we were like, wait, why are we doing this?
again because 51% of people fell for more fell for the stupid peak stupid is over this show went off the
rail's a long time ago that's why it's still popular don't worry dupers we'll get them next month
i'm sure they'll get them next month guys definitely be next month as their audience is shrink and shrink
I want to show you what I mean by we're past peak stupid typically in a past you get a billionaire
you know was a trillionaire for a little bit after the launch of SpaceX and all these other IPOs you
obviously all know Elon Musk's Mosk owns X Tesla all these amazing companies made a ton of money
was at PayPal's just been an entrepreneur and just things big right he is definitely not a communist
he's the anti-communist okay he's being interviewed by this media person and again she tries
the peak stupid thing. Like, man, I can't believe you believe in all these crazy radical ideas.
And Elon just says to her something real simple. Like, hey, sister, it's kind of weird because
if you were to play speeches Hillary Clinton and Obama gave just 10, 15, 20 years ago,
they sound like the people you're saying are crazy now. So who's crazy? You or me?
The lady, of course, has no answer because the peak stupid days are over. And thanks to Elon for
buy an X for allowing us now to expose Peek Stupid instead of getting banned for telling you
things like the mask ain't going to stop COVID. Check this out. Go back 10 or 15 years and these
policies were completely normal. In fact, you, one of the things, one of the tricks that I think
is funny. I think that's quite funny is to like take a speech from Obama and Hillary and then
go to someone and say who's sort of, you know, on the sort of what I call the lunatic left.
and say, what do you think of the speech by Trump?
Like, oh, wow, he's the worst person ever.
Actually, that was a speech by Obama.
Or actually, that was a speech by Hillary.
Literally.
No, I agree that the center of gravity in this country has shifted,
certainly the Democratic Party shifted to the left.
But that's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about people like Rupert Lowe.
I'm not going to be.
It's actually just normal people.
It's just normal people.
It's just normal people.
And here are the principles.
And tell me, what should these sound terrible?
That we should have secure borders.
that we should have safe cities, that we should have sensible spending,
which are those three are far right fringe.
And I would like to just admonish you and the media
for the absurd characterization of the far right.
It is false and misleading and nonsense. Please keep this part in.
We'll keep all of this in.
We'll just annihilates this lady, totally eviscerates any
shred of human dignity, this dopey, silly clown of a quote journalist thought she may have had.
He just has a simple question.
What's so crazy about like borders, crime control, not going bankrupt through excessive
government spending like, well, what's so crazy?
I don't understand.
What's so crazy?
She has no answer.
Folks, I'm telling you we have reached peak stupid.
You're on the other side of it now.
I'm not telling you peak stupid and stupid.
and say are going to go away.
The idea of men in the women's room,
men in women's sports, defunding the police,
it's going to pop up like whack-a-mole,
but it's getting ugly now.
Do you see what happened with that alleged reporter
from USA Today who wrote that ridiculous, hilarious,
comically stupid article about WNBA basketball player,
Caitlin Clark, and Emmett Till,
who was brutally murdered and racist incident?
If you're thinking of yourself,
What the F do those two have to do with each other?
Just to ask dipshit Nancy Armour at USA Today.
She's figured it out, folks.
This woman is being mocked.
I'll get to Portnoy's tweet last break of the show.
And it's like Dave Portnoy from Barstool just eviscerates this absolute moron who is being mocked across the Twitter sphere, the Snapchat sphere, the TikTok sphere.
10 years ago, and five years ago, during peak stupid,
wear your mask, it'll stop COVID.
This is the kind of stuff that would be celebrated.
Oh my gosh, she really nailed it.
The brutal racist murder of Emmett Till is the same thing
as getting called for a hand check in a WNBA basketball game.
What?
What? What?
What?
What did you just say?
Portnoy.
Thank you.
Because we need people with big accounts.
to mock these people. Remember Olinsky's rules?
There is no potent response to ridicule.
Mock them. But, damn, that's morally, but no, it's not.
Not in this case. It's the right thing to do.
Mock them and laugh in their faces.
Nancy Armour should never write another piece again.
Or if she should, it should be considered comedy and sarcasm.
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We appreciate it. As I told you, this was Dave Portnoy's response to that ridiculous clown article
in USA Today comparing an atrocity to a foul call at a WNBA game. Congrats to USA Today's Nancy Armour.
She's written the dumbest paragraph not only of my lifetime, but in the history of sports.
It's an article that says
Caitlin Clark arguing foul calls
become dangerous for the WNBA and civil rights.
Nancy Armour should be out in a straight jacket locked up.
We can't have these types of smooth brains
roaming freely in society.
Folks, let me tell you something.
He absolutely nailed it on this.
It is clown time in the media now.
And the most potent weapon you have
is ridicule against these idiots.
Let me get Friday, so I got some good news for it.
I got to Make America Healthy Again segment for you.
Haven't done one of those in a while.
Very important, folks.
Don't get dead.
Don't get dead.
Of course, don't know.
But I mean, don't get dead in the next five to 10 years.
Well, I can't control it.
Well, you can try.
Stop smoking.
Limit your alcohol.
Have a good time.
Whatever.
I'm just telling you it's going to be important.
Don't miss to make America healthy again.
But I want to get to this.
Folks, we do have a lot of good things happening.
You know the nothing is happening file.
We have the domer's, the bums and the losers and the grifters just constantly,
whether they're paid or not.
because they have no lives and never volunteered to serve.
They suck at everything.
They sit on their fat Barney couches all the time.
They pretend to be MAGA.
This guy sucks, that guy.
No, you suck, bro.
You suck.
And I'm glad we kick your ass every single day with this show.
I'm laughing at you.
So is this entire audience.
You goofball clowns.
Nothing's happening.
Really?
I'm going to show you what's happening.
You got our nothing is happening because it's expanding rapid.
We're going to have to make, like, extra file shelves.
We only have, what are there, two shelves there?
We're going to have to throw a third one in there, like get AI on it.
That nothing is happening.
File is growing by the day, by the minute.
First, I want to show you this from Axios.
You know, like the federal government, law enforcement, cops and stuff.
Really good that we go arrest bad guys, right?
Well, what happens when you arrest bad guys?
Get ready for a revolutionary idea.
The Trump administration came in.
Us at the FBI, DEA, U.S. Marshals, ATF, all these other outlets over there.
The Trump administration was, I got an idea.
Let's go arrest bad guys with the excellent state, local, and territorial, tribal police officers out there.
And what happens when you arrest bad guys?
Holy Moses!
This is crazy.
Folks, nothing happens, according to the Dumers.
Believe it or not, even after last year, when I was there, record lows in crime rates and homicide rates, it's going even lower now.
The media hates this story, by the way, because it's the Trump administration.
Axios, change in select violent offenses.
between 2019 and 2026.
Look, they're down even more.
That minus number means they went down
for the liberal morons watching the show.
Carjacking's down, what, 51%?
41% robberies, 31% homicide.
They went down, and less dead people.
You have the rest that are there?
And they've gone down even from last year's historic lows
because we implemented a bunch of changes.
They are revolutionary.
This was a genius idea.
I'm telling you, Stephen Hawkingly.
You know what day we said?
and we went in and we said, hey, I think we should arrest bad guys.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Homicides are now on track to hit their lowest rate more than 125 years.
Of course, the Trump administration will get no credit for this at all because it's Donald Trump.
If the trend holds Axios notes, it must kill them to put this out there.
Pun intended.
Homicides would fall below even last year's historic low, dropping to levels not seen before
1900.
Of course the Dumers and the bums, you know, fat Barney and the slobs and the others out there with their defamation lawsuits, the PR agents out there.
Ah, this stuff doesn't matter to ordinary Americans.
That's why your show sucks and no one listens to you.
Because I assure you, someone out there gets their kid shot up in a gang war who's now a kid doesn't get shot up in a gang war.
I promise it matters to them with everything else.
Here's another piece of good news you're probably not going to hear about.
It's got to kill these media people to cover this.
It has to, but they can't ignore it.
Jobless claims.
In other words, people unemployed filing for jobless claims falls to a historic low.
Ladies and gentlemen, we haven't seen jobless claims fall this low since 1969.
I wasn't even born yet, bro.
1969.
I thought nothing is happening.
You listen to the doomers and the gloomers.
Everything sucks.
The world's falling apart.
Nobody's getting deported.
Everybody's sitting on their ass with their thumb of doing another.
I don't understand that how did all this happen?
It was just luck.
It was just lucky Trump.
Just lucky Trump.
Trump's just sitting there playing blackjack all day.
And you have nothing.
It's all just luck.
These are numbers.
There he is.
Lucky Trump.
Here's another one.
Geiger Capital on X.
Look at the numbers at the border.
By far, Trump's biggest accomplishment, Geiger Capital.
He closed the border in 48 hours, and it still isn't being discussed enough.
After four straight years of record-breaking illegal immigration,
we now have the fewest illegal crossings in 50-plus years.
You know, you can look this up.
I thought nothing's happening.
You ever notice the paid ops, the slobs, the porkers out there in zeros?
They're always complaining and they never acknowledge any of this stuff.
It's almost like they want to destroy our movement,
Because they do.
Because they do.
They want you to not vote in the midterms.
Why?
Because they want to blame President Trump
hoping the Democrats win to go, look,
that guy destroyed the whole Republican Party.
No, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I love when they say, too,
oh, you know, you're just cheerleading.
I'm just reading to you.
Is Axios cheerleading?
I'm just reading to you.
you the data. I asked you yesterday to facts matter? And if facts don't matter to you,
then why not? Then what does matter? You watch the podcast to stand domers every single
days, a new conspiracy about someone in the Trump had been trying to eff you over. Do you ever get
tired of being lied to? All right, we haven't done a Maha moment. And we got a new winner to announce
today, too. Hold on. I'll get to that a minute. We got a new winner to announce in our 1776
contest. We're going to get to that. So stay tuned for that. But I haven't done a
maha moment in a while. You know, we have those shirts. And one of the Dan Bonino show
model, someone said this like a Bonino show rules to you. It's in the green room in the back.
And rule number one of the Dan Bonino show, don't get dead. If you're doing something helping
you to get dead, like advocating for socialism where you're going to wind up into
gulag, tortured, you know, hung, drawn and quartered, it's probably a bad idea.
But like smoking and all that other stuff, listen, I'm not telling you not to have fun in your life.
I'm not telling you don't enjoy a glass of wine or some alcohol on a Friday.
I am not telling you that.
Matter of fact, I have said repeatedly,
I think entirely divorcing yourself from the social lubricant effects of alcohol with friends,
I think is a huge mistake.
If you've got an alcohol problem, then stay away from it.
If you don't and you're responsible and you're not driving,
this is in a Saturday morning lecture.
I'm just telling you like, I'm not mad of you,
but probably shouldn't be drinking every day, smoking every day, all that stuff.
I enjoy a cigar, whatever.
But don't get dead.
Folks, that's maybe the greatest picture of Bobby Kennedy.
You should get that to it.
He should use that, whoever put that together.
That's a great thing.
We love Bobby Kennedy, right?
This is our Make America Healthy Again moment.
All I'm telling you is in the next five to 10 years,
AI is growing so powerful that there,
I gave you some of the bad sides before,
but one of the good sides is there are diseases we have now
that there is a high probability, not a guarantee,
but a high probability that if you have cancer,
HIV, hepatitis, some really
lupus, destructive diseases that are ripping your body
to pieces, there is a very good chance
that there will be a cure in maybe less than five years.
You need to stay alive.
Remember last of the Mohicans, one of my favorite movies?
Stay alive, no matter what, I will find you.
A.I. will find you.
I had cancer. It sucked. Two thumbs down on yelm.
Here's the great Dr. Rhonda.
Who's the guest on this? I forgot the name.
Daria. All right, I'm going to have to stick with Daria. I can't pronounce it. Sorry, I don't want to
mess up the name. I want you to listen to this where he says exactly this. Like, if you can just
hang in there for the next five, 10 years, it's going to be a totally different world. Don't get dead.
Check this out. I've heard you say, if you could try not to die within the next 10 to 15 years,
you might want to try to do that because you could live an extra 50 years.
And it may not even take 10, 15 years. It might be even closer. The reason,
is that the technology, especially because of AI, is expanding exponentially.
So our minds think in a linear term.
So we think that the next 10 years is going to be as much advanced as the last 10 years or
the last 15 years.
But that's not what's going to happen.
The next 10 years, you can think of it as more advanced than the last century.
So imagine that you were living in early 1900s.
And somebody told you that, you know, we're going to have vaccines.
scenes and you will never get smallpox or you won't die of tuberculosis.
You know, people would laugh at you.
So that's not possible.
So that's the speed that we're talking about.
But there's something even more important because of this acceleration.
The advances of treating diseases is also going to accelerate dramatically.
So we will get to a point what's called the longevity escape velocity.
This was coined by Aubrey de Grey.
So I think this is probably the most critical time in human history.
So we try not to die for the next 10 years.
Well, a member in the McGroin Army, Bump McGroin says, well, listen, my 401k will run out if I live till 150.
Hey, bump, I'm not even sure that's the case.
Go watch some of the videos of Elon Musk talking about robotics and AI in the future.
How productivity, in other words, the stuff we produce, medicines, housing, housing, cars,
is going to get so cheap that what you considered a luxurious gift 20 years ago, whatever,
a Cadillac escalade is going to be like the shittiest car on the block now,
because technology is going to get so cheap.
I'm not even sure that's the case.
I don't know, man.
I'm just an optimist for the future.
Smile, man.
It's a Friday.
It's also time for some Make America funny again stuff.
You know we got Democrats in coming up in a minute.
However, is this real?
Help me out on the chair.
Is this real guys?
I saw this online.
I don't know if this is real enough,
but did you see the guy behind Trump,
President Trump, at the Trump rally?
This was going all over the internet yesterday.
Put this online, give it a little box next to me here.
Check this guy out behind Donald Trump.
This is real.
This is hilarious.
If not, it's damn good either way.
Check this out.
In the history of our country,
and Americans are working today more so.
ever before. We have more jobs today than we've ever had.
This is with the skirmish we have with the Islamic Republic of Iran.
And I call it that. Because let me tell you, they're getting hit so hard.
Someone get that guy some team trumpets, man.
That is hilarious. But he's got the mannerisms down.
If you're watching or listen on Apple and Spotify, please check it out here.
Again, before we get to our winner of the day, our winner from last, our comment of the day,
excuse me, and our winner from last week,
producer Jim, who we love over at the radio show.
And hopefully we're going to have some big announcements coming forward
about even more stuff, doomers and gloomers.
You can pee in your diapers, claw it your faces.
Now, he loves these, but I don't see them before the show.
It's the one component of the show they surprise me.
Do we need a language alert?
Let me just give it a language alert in advance,
even though I haven't seen it.
Because last time they told me no,
the guy dropped like 10 F bombs.
This is that peaceful Democrat Zen moment we leave you with on Friday.
Again, I'll be out next week.
Sean Ferris will be in.
Sean will be launching with us, August 17th, 1 p.m. Eastern Time, Sean Ferris live.
Go to Bongino.com slash Sean, S-H-A-W-N.
You can follow him on all the platforms.
Rumble, Spotify, Apple, give him a follow, support the next generation of talent.
He's it.
But the older generation of talent is me and producer Jim.
And here is Jim's Democrat Zen moment of the day.
And we check this out.
Our Democrat Zen moment of the day.
A peaceful moment to center your mind.
Get the fuck out of my face.
This has been a Democrat Zen.
Justin's like, I'm not sure.
How are you not sure?
Did you even watch the clip?
Probably.
Language learned.
I don't know.
The lady doesn't say anything that's not an expletive in there.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I'll give them a pass.
For Bongino Army folks in the chat,
I know you love the producers too.
They said, listen, to be fair, this was cut like a week ago, because last week it was like a somber kind of front.
We didn't have time for them.
So he didn't know.
But yeah, that's why we give a preemptive language alert.
All right.
First, do you want to do the winner first?
Week two winner?
Let's do that.
The week two winner of our 1776 live club who will win $1,776 dollars is Star Wars fan, 1977.
Studio fireworks going off.
Don't set off the fire alarm, the halon.
He said these aren't the illegitimate votes you're looking for.
Of course, after discussing Donald Trump's speech Thursday night,
Star Wars fan, congratulations.
Star Wars fan, 1977.
I know your presence in the chat with Lynn and Jeff and the McGrathes
and all the other, Anita and all the other great speak,
the loyal folks out there watch the show every day.
Thank you for giving us really the honor of being one of the top podcasts.
in America. We appreciate it. And that was week two's winner. The comment of the day for today is
that clicking sound means put up the comment of the day. Okay, good. Can't find McGroin. He's McGroin. He can't find it.
Look, Sal. The Bogino show will continue. There should be a spell check in these days.
Can't find. We're with you, though. I do it myself. I'll just add the end.
The Bongino show will continue until morale improves.
If you're a P1, by the way, you get all this stuff.
If you're not, you may be missing it, which should incentivize you to watch even more.
We always used to laugh about that shirt I saw at Great Adventure when I was a kid.
It's a Six Flags Park.
I don't know.
I was like 10 years old.
The guy had a shirt on, the beatings will continue until morale improves.
That's socialism.
The Bigino show will continue until morale improves.
Coming from Dan Baguino.
It was Bonjourno, and my grandparents changed it when they get over here because they thought it sounded too Italian.
You think they would have changed it to like Burns or something, Bonino.
Like you could put that on a pizza place and it's totally believable.
I love my grandparents.
He'd be like, Grandma, what's the deal?
Like you couldn't find a different.
Remember, the Italians were discriminated against back then.
They wrote through a lot.
They were hardcore.
All right.
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