The Dan Bongino Show - An Absolutely Insane Story About The Open Border (Ep 2200)

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

In this episode, I discuss a crazy story about the open border crisis and how Americans are in danger. Judges improperly enhanced sentences of more than 100 Jan 6 rioters, appeals court rules You're Fired: DNC Hands Scandal-Plagued Dem Superlawyer Marc Elias His Latest Loss What if no candidate wins 270 electoral votes? Copyright Bongino Inc All Rights Reserved Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

get ready to hear the truth about america on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host dan bongino you know listen i don't want to be uh i don't i don't want to be the guy who shows up to the party and puts a damper on me i don't want to be the cops at midnight at a party in new york city say time for everyone to go home. I'm just saying, all right, it was a nine nothing ruling at the Supreme Court. We all knew on what was a ridiculous assertion from the Colorado Secretary of State that Trump shouldn't be allowed to run for president because he was some insurrectionist or something. We all knew that was stupid. Candidly, folks, if it wasn't a nine nothing ruling, I mean, this is we're just back level to a base level of of sanity.

You get it? Like, I don't want to. Am I am I pissing everyone off already? Because that's not my intention on a Monday morning. I'm just saying, like, don't put your stock into the Supreme Court and start celebrating because the immunity case is a much bigger deal. This case was insane. There was almost no way the Supreme Court could maintain credibility while simultaneously saying that the states could randomly kick people off the ballot

because someone's an insurrectionist who hasn't even been charged with insurrection because they felt that way. You get what I'm saying? The immunity case is a bigger deal. Stand by. I got a lot to get to. This is going to be a big show and an absolutely bananas story out of my home county of Martin County, Florida. However bad you think the immigration invasion going on by the Biden administration is, I promise you it's a thousand times worse after this story. Crazy story that I experienced firsthand right here.

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Joseph, long weekend, back on a Monday, crazy news day. Let's get this party started. Happy, happy Monday, everybody. And yes, it's showtime. It is. And it's the perfect time because just an hour ago, before we got on the air, the Supreme Court, as I said in the open, ruled 9-0. Geese and Tony, kind enough to put it up on the screen. Donald Trump, petitioner versus Norma Anderson et al. Unanimous decision that the state of Colorado, in essence, cannot, per curiam, so it's pretty overwhelming, cannot kick Donald Trump off the ballot for being a fake insurrectionist.

Why do I say for being a fake insurrectionist? Because I've never seen an insurrection in American history where Joe, the leader of the insurrection declares people should march peacefully and patriotically. Have you, have you ever seen that? I've never seen that. I've seen the opposite. I, you know, go violently and non-patriotically go take the place over. I've never seen that. So again, I really don't want to put a damper on them. Yes, it's a good thing. Okay, let's just take the victory while we get it. I just don't want you all to get out ahead of yourselves here

and be like, oh, we're back with the Supreme Court. I'm hearing a lot of commentary on the news. Of course, the liberals are losing their mind. Just ignore these idiots. The liberals are like, the justices of commentary on the news. You know, of course, the liberals are losing their mind. Just ignore these idiots. The liberals are like the justices are interfering in the election. I heard Ken Delaney and imply that from NBC. Of course, he's an intelligence echo chamber. They just the I.C. sends their shit to him.

I mean, the guys are just a bullshit artist. So, of course, they're going to say that. Of course, the only person interfering in the election was the Colorado secretary of state who got absolutely humiliated by a nine, nothing Supreme court. Now, the reason I want everyone to kind of take a deep breath and not get crazy with this decision is it wasn't really nine, nothing. You cannot trust at this point, Amy Coney Barrett and John Roberts. You just can't. And honestly, Brett Kavanaugh sometimes is on the fence too. It's not personal. I don't know these people. I don't want to know these people. They don't want to know me. They're human beings just like me.

Everybody's got a God-given big all rights. They're citizens of the country just like I am. They have important jobs. We have a good job too, maybe not as important as them. But I just don't trust that they're always going to rule on the right side of the constitution. I have zero doubts about Clarence Thomas or Alito, Gorsuch most of the time, but folks, it was more 5-4. This should have been unanimous that this is ridiculous, chucked, and it was more 5-4 and that five of the, five, four of the justices, Amy Coney Barrett and the Liberal Three, seemed to give some leeway to this thing.

It's basically writing a path for Congress to be able to kick one of these guys off the ballot. I wouldn't get crazy with this. This should have been universal, 9-0, doesn't apply to the presidency. This is not an insurrection. Forget this shit. You guys are crazy. And it really wasn't. So I would just caution you. There's a presidential immunity Jack Smith case, the Jack Smith special counsel case coming before the Supreme Court. I know you all know that. The gist of it again is this. Can the president, Donald Trump, question an election when he has valid questions about it in the course of his official duties? Or is he immune from prosecution for that? If that case is not thrown out, they're going to Donald.

The Jack Smith case is not thrown out. There's a I want you to know right now with a D.C. jury pool, as you saw with this ridiculous swamp primary, Donald Trump lost. And by the way, thank God everybody with with me in the chat, yes or no? Are you not all proud of Donald Trump for losing the D.C. swamp primary? Yes, I am. Are you proud? We have a tweet on that, by the way. I don't know what I said.

Donald Trump lost the swamp primary. Good job. Of course, Nikki Haley celebrated winning the swamp primary in Washington, D.C. It's which is I got the mark. I'll know it the way. Oh, there we go. Bring that up again later. Here we go.

Mark Elias, famous Democrat, super hack lawyer. Nikki Haley wins the swamp primary. Her first victory. Good job, Nikki. Convincing the swamp. You're one of them, folks. Thank you. Yes.

I know you're all excited with me that he lost. If Donald Trump, I got to tell you this, and I mean it. If Donald Trump won the D.C. primary, I know I'm going to get way off course. My thing. If Donald Trump won the D.C. primary, I'd have to reconsider my endorsement. I'm not kidding. Very rarely is a loss. That's a win.

It's a win. But this is a win for all the wrong reasons. Having said that, back to my original thing. There is zero chance Donald Trump is going to get a free and fair trial in Washington, D.C. courts with Jack Smith. Not 1%, zero. Donald Trump, if it goes to trial, is already guilty. Why? Because it's a D.C. jury pool with people who hate, I mean, hate this man with a deep, dark hatred. hate this man with a deep, dark hatred. The Democrats know that. So don't get crazy with the Supreme Court. The Supreme Court should throw that case out, acknowledging that if a president of the United States in the course of his official duties does things that upset the opposing political party, they're just going to wait till he gets out and put him in prison like a third world banana republic. I'm not so sure the Supreme Court

is going to do that. So to everyone, I'm going to say chill because I'm not popping the dom yet about this thing. And I know a lot of you agree with me. I know you do in the chat. I'm seeing it right here. There's a couple of funny comments in it, but everyone should just take a pill on this one because I'm not sure that this is the greatest thing going. All right. Onto my, my story. So let me, I got to, this is kind of a weekend update, but it's not personal. I assure you this is, this is in no way, some like Paul and I date night story.

So I get a call this weekend from a couple of community activists, let's say. And they're like, hey, Dan, I'm hearing this story from the Martin County Sheriff. This is Martin County, Florida, where I live. They said, you're never going to believe this, but we're hearing rumors that a guy who's been accused, accused, again, he's innocent until proven guilty. I get it. But accused of very serious crimes, including rape, is being detained in our county, in Martin County. He's believed to be illegal, in the country illegally, and they have to let him out. I was like, wait, what? Joe's like, wait, I live here. He's like, don't I live here? Wait, you're going to let, why? And I heard also that this guy had an order for final removal, meaning he's supposed to be removed from the country and he's wanted for a rape.

And I'm like, wait, this can't be right. And then sure enough, hold, don't put it up yet. I see this message pop up on the Martin County Sheriff's Office Facebook page. I'm like, what? Before I get to that, I want to play this treacherous bullshit from our hack, tyrannical DHS secretary in name only, Alejandro Mayorkas, the most disgusting piece of human filth to ever occupy this office. A guy who was personally overseen an invasion. Yes. An invasion. Yes. An invasion. Yes. An invasion of the United States. The record isn't

broken. A guy who was personally overseen the destruction of the United States and loves it. He is a sociopathic liar, the equivalent of Joe Biden. And that's saying a lot. I want you to listen to him on one of these evening program, excuse me, weekend program, suggesting here that with illegal immigrants, when they're caught, they're prioritizing deportation for the most dangerous people. You mean like people accused of rape? Because I got a personal story that's going to blow that shit out of the water. Listen to this absolute piece of garbage.

Lie right to your face first. Check this out. Laken Riley in the state of Georgia was murdered allegedly by an undocumented Venezuelan migrant. The suspect had been detained by Porter Patrol upon crossing, released with temporary permission to stay in the country. He then went on allegedly to commit crimes twice, once in New York for driving a scooter without a license and once in connection with a shoplifting case in Georgia. Did those states and their law enforcement communicate to the federal government that this had happened? Should this man have been deported? A few thoughts. First, Margaret, first and foremost, an absolute tragedy. And our hearts

break for and our prayers are with the family, number one. Number two, and importantly, as a prosecutor, having prosecuted violent crime and other crimes for 12 years, one individual is responsible for the murder, and that is the murderer. And we work very closely with state and local law enforcement to ensure that individuals who pose a threat to public safety are indeed our highest priority for detention and removal. Okay, that's some serious bullshit. That's some... There it is! There it is.

There it is. That is some hardcore bullshit. 15 yards. Bullshit. DHS secretary. Horse collar tackle. That's bullshit. You now have a guy in the country who was here, a Venezuelan,

who is the lead suspect in a case of Lake and Riley where her head was bashed in. No one seemed to prioritize his removal after bullshit artist. My Orcas said they were prioritizing priority one and no one should be here illegally, but Oh no, no. We're prioritizing the really meanies really Before or after they bash someone's heads in. Fuck stick. Before or after. You piece of shit liar. Before or after they bash people's heads in. Before or after the head bashing starts. piece of shit, fucking liar. Fuck that guy. I'm sorry. You don't like the language today. I'm sorry. Fuck that guy. He is a lying piece of shit. Is this before or after the head bashing starts and the raping? Is it after the raping? Let me tell you who they prioritize for deportation. People who embarrass them politically.

That's it. How do I know? Because it happened this weekend. And this piece of shit is a liar. Let me tell you something right now. And if you think this is some shtick I put on for the show, you don't know me. This guy, Mayorkas, and his boss, Joe Biden, are getting people killed right now. There are people being killed, robbed, raped, murdered, drug trafficked, sex trafficked because of those two.

Pieces of shit. And again, I'm deeply sorry if the language makes you uncomfortable, but that's exactly what these guys are. So I get a call this weekend. And ladies and gentlemen, let me be clear. This doesn't only, don't think like I talk about this stuff all the time as Joe and anyone else on the show can attest to. But I'm not going to lie to you either. When it happens in your county, a small county in Florida, I live in a small town, a medium-sized town. I don't want to be dramatic,

but everybody knows each other here. Martin County, Florida is not big. Believe me, it's not Palm Beach. It's not Brevard. It's not Miami. It's a medium-sized county. I live in a medium-sized little town in this county. Everyone knows each other. When someone calls you and goes, they're going to release a guy wanted for rape into the community who's here illegally. You're like, wait, what? I've got a 12 year old daughter who's going to be roaming the streets with a dude wanted for rape because ice doesn't want to do shit. I'm like, no way, because I know my sheriff is awesome and he is, but ladies and gentlemen, there was nothing the man could do here. Here's the Facebook page from Martin County Sheriff's office. The guy's amazing.

The sheriff here is incredible. I'm just going to throw that out there now because I know this guy personally. He says, undocumented man with warrants for rape out of Oregon to be released from the Martin County Jail. I would call him an illegal alien because that's what he is, but whatevs. 26-year-old man, Juan Jose Sebastian, a man who was arrested in Martin County for never having a license, not suspended, Joe, not a terminated license, never had a license according to his Facebook page, but driving anyway, will soon walk out of the Martin County Jail a free man, even though he has a warrant out of Washington County, Oregon, for three count, wow, it wasn't just one, Three counts of rape and sexual abuse.

Sounds like a real rock star. You're right, Keith. This afternoon, Sheriff Bill Snyder learned that ICE will not take custody of the undocumented Guatemalan immigrant and Washington County, Oregon will not extradite from Florida. As a result, the wanted rapist will be released into our community today. There is no legal way for the sheriff's office to continue holding Jose Sebastian as he completed his sentence for the charge of driving without a valid license. What the fuck is happening to our country? Do you see why I say I hate these people in D.C. and they hate you? All of them.

They hate you. They are tools. That is it. When they do something good, great. They were a good tool. They were a hammer for you. When they screw your life up, which is the majority of the time, shit like this happens. Now, I got kind of the scoop on this.

The guy has since been picked up because, and let me tell you something. Listen, let me kind of tranquilo for a second. It's my heart rate. I can feel it. It's already going crazy. I'm getting that aura notification. Your blood pressure's out of control again. I got from a number of people that when I put this on my Twitter and Facebook page, that when I put this on my Twitter and Facebook page, because we have millions of people like you, you, you in the chat, don't, don't for a second downplay your role in this. I put this on my Twitter, true social and Facebook. And in less than an hour, it had probably 500,000 to a million views. And from what I was told after that, ICE was embarrassed into finally coming and taking possession of this guy who I heard has an order for final removal. I'm going to ask you a simple question.

If we cannot, as a country country deport someone here illegally, driving on our roads who never had a license, I mean, a public safety menace who's wanted for rape and who has a final removal, then who the fuck ever are you going to deport? Who is ever going to get deported? This is a menace to our street. I want to give some credit

because as I say, politicians and people are tools. When the tool works, good. And we should acknowledge that. When the tool doesn't, we call it out. That's our job. I want to acknowledge Governor DeSantis' office, who got wind of it. And from what I've heard from multiple people and saw on social media,

reached out to the sheriff's office immediately. Thank you. I also want to give a shout out here, one, to the sheriff for not letting this case go and making sure the public knew what was going on. letting this case go and making sure the public knew what was going on. And then third, the Congressman here, Brian Mast, who I reached out to and said, listen, have you heard what's going on here? It was a weekend. This was my weekend, by the way. I'm not, listen, I'm not trying to, I'm glad it's my county. I'm not trying to play anyone's victim. Don't take that the wrong way. But this is what I did this weekend. It was a weekend. Not that that matters for him either. He's a public servant. But I'm going to tell you, he called back like that and he immediately looked into it. And from what I hear, his office got on the phone with ICE and said, you got to be fucking kidding me, man.

You can't pick this guy up. And the reason I was told by someone else that ICE couldn't pick this guy up, you ready for it? I'm sorry, the immigration crisis at the border has all our facilities crowded. We don't have any room. Bullshit. No, not bullshit. I wouldn't believe me, brother. I wish it was bullshit. That's real.

They can't, Joe, they can't pick up wanted rapists with final removal orders driving without a license. Multiple counts, by the way, because there's too many other illegals in these facilities because of garbage pile person Biden. These shitheads in DHS, the top of DHS and elsewhere who have opened our borders. So all the facilities are full. So all these people, there's no room for them. That's true. That's true. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes, it them. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, it is. That's true. Folks, we've used this opportunity cost analogy before. When you forego an opportunity to secure the border, just like you forego an opportunity to take a job with a higher value added salary,

that you're making money doesn't matter. What happens is you could have made more and you turned it down. When you have dangerous people, you can't put in a federal detention facility and deport because the facilities are full with less dangerous people. However, who are still here illegally, this is what you wind up with. less dangerous people, however, who are still here illegally, this is what you wind up with. And by the way, to the mainstream media people that ignored this story because we broke it, you can go fuck yourselves too. You hear me? You know who I'm talking about. I know exactly what you did and so do you. If this story came from anyone else, it would have been all over. But because it came from us, everybody ignored it.

it would have been all over. But because it came from us, everybody ignored it. The good news is we're so big of an account, thanks to you, that it was impossible to ignore. So thank you to everyone out there. You did this. This is not some bullshit, you know, let me throw out some virtue signal. Thank you to my audience. No, you actually did this. You shared the story. It went viral immediately. And all of a sudden, ICE had to do something. It's sad. This is what has to happen. Because what happens in your community when you don't have a radio host that lives there? The answer?

Nothing. Alleged wanted rapists go free. Big show today. All right. I got a lot more, including more on Mayorkas here. And another crazy Rolling Stones story about the Trump White House. I'm going to immediately, immediately debunk this. It's such bullshit.

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I want you to listen to this piece of garbage, Mayorkas. I cannot just go to it because I'm really I'm talking in circles, right? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm in a mood. I'm pissed off. I'm supposed to be a little more fluid and I'm not because I can't get this out of my head what a piece of shit this guy is. I'm sorry. I know it's not cutesy time, but I want you to listen to this guy again. He's asked the question,

which is a shocking question, by the way, by a left-wing media outlet. He's asked the question, which is a shocking question, by the way, by a left wing media outlet. He's paid the what is the CBS or whatever asking, hey, my orcas, are you guys doing this for votes to change the electoral dynamics? Like what a shocking question on a left wing outlet. Right. Here, listen to his bullshit answer, which is so easily debunked. It took me all of about 10 seconds to do it. Check this out. Is it the policy of the Biden administration to allow as many migrants to come across the border in order to change the political dynamics, the electoral dynamics of America? Of course not. And the facts indicate that that is absolutely false. The facts indicate that's false, folks. Joe, the facts indicate that the Democrats are not, in fact, engaged in a demographic reworking of the United States for electoral power.

There's been unanimous vote. Nobody wants to see the demographics destiny supercut anymore. times. So in lieu of one and a half minutes of Democrats telling you they're trying to change the demographics of the country, despite what shithead Mayorkas said there, okay? Despite that, okay, I'm just going to put this up. I think, Guy, can we use this from now on and we can save time? Here's just the Time Magazine, Time Magazine folks to the left of Lennon. Our demographics destiny, maybe not, new Pew numbers suggest. That's the title of Lennon. Are demographics destiny? Maybe not, new Pew numbers suggest. That's the title of the article by Philip Elliott. Here, let me read this. It's become something of a cliche in Washington for democratic strategists to assert that demographics are destiny. What they mean is that the diversifying electorate

and the shrinking role of white voters will render Republicans incapable of sustaining power for much longer. I don't understand that, Dan. Oh, come on. I'll get it, man. Liberals are like, I'll get it. Of course you don't, you freaking morons. They do. The problem is they do get it.

They know exactly what they're doing. Mayorkas is obviously lying to you. I want to tie this segment up like this. I want you to understand right now. I wrote this down in my little notebook here. Even Time gets it. Time magazine. They're willing, Mayorkas and Biden.

They're willing to get you killed to win election. I want you to think about what I just said. In order to win elections, they're willing to get you killed. Heads are being bashed in. Women are being murdered. Fentanyl is killing tens of thousands of our kids. Little kids are being sex trafficked. They have to wear diapers. You've got alleged wanted rapists running around communities that ICE doesn't want to pick up until I send out a tweet. You've got border towns being overrun. You've got airports being overrun. You've got cities being overrun. You've got mounds and piles of taxpayer money being burned away to finance meals and housing for people who can't even bother to come to the country legally. And why are they doing it?

For power. That sounds pretty scummy because it is. that sounds pretty scummy because it is. All right. I got another story that you got the benefit of having me work in for three separate white houses. I've seen Democrat, Republican, Democrat.

So when you see Trump stories and these Trump stories, Oh my God, look what happened in the Trump white house from people who've never worked in the white house, especially Rolling Stone. And who's it? Noah Shockman. And I don't even, I can't even say this guy's name, who've got a history of expounding, let's just say, on things. I got another crazy story out of Rolling Stone that you're going to hear thoroughly eviscerated here from a guy with firsthand experience.

And I'm going to dare Rolling Stone and the people that have never spent a minute working in multiple white houses, right? I'm going to ask them to try to debunk. I'm going to beg them to try to debunk what I say. All right. Last break and I'll get to that. And I got a lot more. I'm going to, he's like, dude, we're not even, he's like, come on, guy. We're not even like close here. It is a good show. Thank you. He says it's a good show. It's a good show. You know why? He hates every show. Every show, ever. He says it's the worst show ever. This is the worst show. No, he doesn't say that.

I'm messing with you. But he is, if he says it's a good show, he means it. Folks, a great day begins with a great night's sleep. You can tell I got one last night. Eight hours and 20 minutes. For me, that's for a normal practice, like 20 hours. I never sleep that long.

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this an invasion? Because it is. What the hell else would you call it? Is there another word for millions of people illegally in a country? Some of them here for violent reasons. Some of them trafficking drugs. Some of them here rap violent reasons. Some of them trafficking drugs. Some of them here raping and killing people. Is there another word you'd use to describe that? What word would you use, Mrs. 60 Minutes? Did you see it last night? 60 Minutes, after they did their piece

protecting groomers and porn in schools. This all happened on 60 Minutes last night. They did this puff piece trying to take a big shot at a Governor Abbott. You can't trust these media people. So I see this this morning. It's Rolling Stone, which means, and by the way, Shockman and

Azawin Susebang, you should laugh automatically. These guys and their history of just hilarity and just not getting the whole journalism facts thing down is almost unprecedented. And then you combine them with Rolling Stone, which has a reputation for just making stuff up. You should laugh. But here it is. Here's the inevitable Trump piece. Trump White House was awash in speed and Xanax. Oh, my gosh, Joe. Joe, you were in the music space,

right? You know, in fact, Joe was in the music space in the 70s and stuff. There was Joe. I mean, let's be honest. There was a little bit of drugs and partying, right? Oh, shitload. Yeah. Yeah. Joe knows.

So they say under Trump, the White House medical unit was the Wild West. Staffer had easy access to powerful stimulants and sedatives. Sources tell Rolling Stone. So, Joe, they were in the White House like this, Joe. Yeah. They're snorting lies, which is weird because I thought the cocaine in the White House was under by...

That was a... Right? I thought the baggie... Do we have any baggies here? Oh, look, we got a baggie. Here, it's got a... It's got foot powder in it. Yeah, someone should get... Someone go downstairs and get me some white sugar.

Yeah, they found this in the Biden White House, a baggie, and it wasn't sugar. It was Coke. And yet it's weird. You see that headline in Rolling Stone again, speed all over the White House. Now, folks, as a guy who worked in two White Houses and for three, Clinton, Bush, and Obama,

this story I can tell you right now, although there's a kernel and element of truth to it, the narrative is bullshit. Trump's White House was in Washington. Speed. Speed. So what are they doing? They're mainlining methamphetamines? I don't know how to actually do it.

Are you injected? Is it like a subcutaneous, like a diabetes? How did he do that? Was Trump snorting Coke in the office? How does he act it out? Because I remember the Coke was found in the Biden White House. Folks, I worked in the Obama White House for a long time. It's not speed.

They write later in the article. Of course, the headline has to be because it's Shockman, Susebang, and Rolling Stone. I mean, career bullshit artists, right? It's not speed. There is a White House medical unit. Do I have to explain this again? I feel like, you know, it's just me having to correct the assholes in the media. Ladies and gentlemen, when you go on a foreign trip with the president,

or you have a three or four day period where you're on two hours sleep, say there's God forbid a terror attack. Now, Schachman and Susebank, who've never had real jobs and have a tenuous relationship with the truth, I understand that they may not know how an actual job responsibility works. But when you're in the White House and say a terror attack happens or you're on a foreign trip in Japan, or it's in a region overseas with a 10, 12 hour time difference, newsflash, fuck sticks. It's really hard to sleep. I get you don't know that because you've got a fake job as fake news specialist, but it's really hard to sleep. So I'm just going to ask you a question,

chatsters, because we've got a bigger audience in Rolling Stone here. We've got 117,000 people watching. It's a massive football stadium right now. We've sold out 117, closing in on 120,000. I'm going to ask you all a question, and we'll see who the dumb shits are, the media people, or is it just us, the smelly deplorables? You got the president overseas on a trip. You're a security personnel on either the military or the Secret Service detail, or you're a staffer that has to be at his best for an international negotiation,

say about nuclear weapons. Do you think it's okay to take Provigil, which is a drug and a mild stimulatory type drug that would keep you awake or, or, or, because we live in the real world. I'm serious, by the way, I'm not dicking around. Answer the question honestly. Or, so stay up, take a mild stimulant prescribed by an actual doctor from the White House or fall asleep in the meeting and let the enemies nuke us or let the president get killed. I'll let that brew. What do you guys think? Anyone in the chat? Oh, you do think it's okay. So yes, it's okay. Yes. Okay. Pro vigil. Yes. Okay. See, so this just goes to prove you that the smellies, the deplorables, all of us, we're smarter than dipshits in the media. Now I was not on the Trump detail. Why? Because I was out of the secret service when Donald Trump

won the presidency. That's why I was on the Obama detail. And I can tell you right now, if you were on a foreign trip or you were in the middle of a busy work cycle and there was a danger, you might fall asleep that a lot of people took this. Notice though how the media, again, absolute bullshit artists at Rolling Stone, imply by the headline that this is something unique. Trump, speed, White House, written at a time, ironically, when Coke is found in the White House and Biden is there. And the Xanax and Ambien they talk about, by the way, why do you think that would be, folks? Anyone have any ideas why they might prescribe on a temporary basis, some Xanax or

ambient to people? Because Joe, what happens with time changes again, because these fucking dipshits and Rolling Stone are too stupid and never had real jobs. Because what happens with a time change, when you come back, I know this is hard for you to digest. The time changes again. Oh, wait. No, it does. Liberals are like, what? It does? Yes. When you go to, say, South Korea and you come back, the time changes back. But here's the catch, dipshits. Your brain doesn't change back right away. It's about an hour per time zone, depending how long you spend overseas. If you were there for a two-week advance, it's going to be three or four days before

you even remotely acclimate. But here's the thing. Do you think Secret Service agents and staffers are given three, four days off when they come back or they're expected to work the next day? Let me see. Let me see. These fucksticks at the Rolling Stones. Oh, come back or they're expected to work the next day. Let me see. Let me see. These fucksticks at the Rolling Stones. Oh, yeah, they got to go to work the next day.

So what's the problem? Oh, they can't sleep because they're still on South Korea time. So they may get Xanax or Ambien to go to sleep. This is what happens when Aza Winin Swasabang and Noah Schachman, who've never had a serious job in their entire lives. By the way, I sued these guys, Swasabang. I lost the case on this technicality. But if you go back and read the case, you will see how unbelievably bad these guys are at twisting the truth if you actually pay attention to the facts. Go back and read it. I lost the case.

I beg you to go back and read it about what the guy texted me that was involved with this article they wrote about me, what he texted me, and what the actual truth was. I lost that case on a technicality there. But I encourage you to go just to see how the media consistently bends the truth. Total, complete bullshit artists every time. You can never get an honest ruling at these people either. I still have the text. I'm happy to show it for you. They implied in this article that this outlet terminated my employment. When I left voluntarily, the guy actually texted. I have the text on my phone.

Hey, I heard you left. Yes, I did. And turned around and they wrote a piece that implied the exact opposite. And the judge was like, well, saying someone was fired isn't exactly, but that's not even the point. These people are liars. Folks, from endangering your lives to election cheating, to weaponizing government entities, to destroying our military, to destroying our border, to sexualizing our kids. These people hate you. And I'm telling you, November is our last shot. It's not our last shot in perpetuity, but it's our last shot to fix this thing in the here and

now. We lose in November. It's going to take us a generation to fix this. We are in really bad shape. generation to fix this. We are in really bad shape. I want you to listen to this tyrant. You know Mark Elias, this Democrat hack, goon, super lawyer who is involved in just about him or his surrogates or people he knows in just about every major Democrat scandal. You know this guy? He goes on a podcast. I want you to listen to this guy basically admit right now that their plan before the election for winning is to jail Trump. And I want you to listen to this guy on the podcast. And I'm going to ask you the question, what is any different from, say, this than a, say, communist kleptocracy? What is the difference? They just advertise what they're going to do. They're not even scared anymore. Listen to this. Here is my request, and I'm going to look straight in the camera and ask everyone who's watching this to amplify and sort of insist on this. If the Supreme Court decides this case on the last day of its term in June, this trial in D.C. needs to go immediately.

You know, we say it is less likely, but here's the deal. There is no reason Donald Trump can't stand trial in September. There is no reason Donald Trump can't stand trial in October. There is no reason Donald Trump can't be in the midst of trial on election day. There is no constitutional right to avoid trial because you are running for office. And I worry that people have bought into this idea that there is a point at which it is too late to be fair to Donald Trump. There is no point at which it is too late for Donald Trump to stand trial. So I'd ask all of you to amplify that. Don't let the norm, the normalcy of this

idea that after some date in late August or September, it's just too late. It is never too late for the criminal justice system to hold Donald Trump available, accountable. And we all need to insist on that. Folks, what do I always tell you? Follow the money. All of these Democrat tyrants know each other. They all know each other. If they don't know each other, they know someone who knows them. They are all at the trough.

This don't these are not super sophisticated, smart people. I need you to understand that. Don't underestimate your enemy, but don't overestimate them either. These people are mercenaries. They are in this for the money. How do I know they're in it for the money? You know what? I'm sorry.

Go to the Free Beacon Arch. I just told Tony, go to the tweet. Why don't you watch his Free Beacon Arch? Here's Mark Elias. You just saw him making the case that basically we should put Donald Trump in jail. And they all nod in approval. You think these people are these devious X-Files type cigar smoking or cigarette smoking guys? They're not.

They're motivated by mercenary money. If there was no money in this, believe me, they wouldn't do it. Washington free beacon. Chuck Ross. You're fired. DNC hands scandal plague Democrat super lawyer Mark Elias his latest loss. They note as a lawyer for the DNC and Hillary in 2016, Elias hired Fusion GPS to compile a dossier on Trump's alleged Russia ties.

These are the same guys. Any sane media outlet would discredit these idiots immediately. Don't overestimate your enemies. I'm in this delicate spot with my show where I always say don't underestimate them. But then I have a show like today where I don't want you to err on the other side of that kind of fulcrum either, where you're so scared of these people. You think, oh, I'm not voting. There's nothing we can do. They're going to cheat and steal it. They're all so much smarter than me. Yeah, they're going to try to cheat. And we're not powerless either. We've got video cameras. We're going to find out where drop boxes are. We can watch what's going on there. It's perfectly within our legal rights. We don't

interfere with people voting. We have the right to assemble and petition and vote and stay on top of this stuff. Dude, we're not powerless. Don't oversell these people either. They're mercenaries. This guy made a lot of money making up shit about Donald Trump. That's why he's on the show like, yeah, we got to put Donald Trump in jail. Let me show you why I tell you don't overestimate these people. This may be this tweet from Elias. Same guy, by the way. Mark Elias.

If you haven't heard the name, what do I always say, folks? Joe, remember the names, right? If you don't know the name Mark Elias, we can't be friends. I'm sorry. This guy is in the center of just about every major Democrat scandal. Everything. Lawsuits, lawfare, all the Spygate, the fake dossier. This guy is not smart, folks. Is that a dog he has for his avatar on Twitter? Maybe that's an IQ measure. I'm not sure. Here he is on Twitter in one of the greatest cell phones ever. Self-owns, not cell phones. In a city of 700,000, he's talking about Washington, D.C., the primary. Donald Trump got 676 votes in the GOP primary. You know,

it's a tough jury pool. Basically admitting what I just told you, Joe, that they picked Washington, D.C. as the venue. Why? Because it's an unfair jury pool for Donald Trump. He thinks this is a win. He... But... He wasn't...

The point he's trying to make is, we really fucked this guy over, prosecuting him on a fake crime and sticking him in a liberal city where nobody likes him because it's a, quote, tough jury pool. How how is this a victory? These people are I told you they what did I say for the last six months about what I said about liberals? They absolutely love to brag about their tyranny.

Liberals cannot shut up. They can't. Folks, he's on fire today. He never comes. He said they can't shut up. Do you realize this guy now if he puts in or submits any legal briefs that this tweet is going to be a part of any of it? Hey, you had a comment about the tough jury, but what did you mean exactly? Oh, you meant that they're never going to get a fair jury. I mean, what else could you possibly mean? He's a lawyer. Ron Klain, the workaround. Yeah, the famous workaround. Ron Klain, the old chief of staff. Yeah, that's a workaround. The Constitution doesn't have workarounds. Hey, quick programming note before I get to this next video clip here, which is just stunning. They do this while

continuing to defend Biden, who, by the way, I'm telling you, they're going to drop like a hot potato. The minute Gavin Newsom, Pritzker or Gretchen Whitmer jumps in or Shapiro, I'm hearing from Pennsylvania, his name on the Democrat side, they're going to drop this guy like a hot potato. But they're still defending him now. Why? Because they hate you, the media. But just a quick programming note, chatsters or Apple crowd, Spotify, Rumble, wherever you're listening, SoundCloud, we will have a special live episode. Yes, live. In addition to nothing changes, we will see you here tomorrow at 11 for our regularly scheduled program. We will be doing an additional

show tomorrow night at 7 p.m. on Super Tuesday. We'll be covering some of the race, how it looks. Also, we'll have a guest, a guy. We don't do guests a lot, especially on live shows. But I'm making an exception because this guy is so good. Mike

Benz, who has been ripping the cover off the CIA and the intelligence community's role in stealing our elections and the whole Ukraine thing, has agreed to be a guest with us tomorrow. It's going to be just a blowout show. We'll be here at 7 p.m. Eastern time. Please join us tomorrow. Trying to get a flavor for what the 7 p.m. audience is like in case we want to do specials. So if you like it, show up. If not, we'll understand, but we'll still be here for the regular show. So thank you, Tony, for the reminder. And make sure we tease that tomorrow too, so I don't forget. Just take a little note on that. They are going to stick by Biden until someone else steps up. Bank on it. Because they don't have another option right now,

and they know what I've been telling you. Joe Biden is a sociopath. He is not going to voluntarily step aside, folks. The only people who can tell Joe Biden to step aside are who? Chats, did you remember? The donors. When the money dries up, Joe Biden will get out. Right now, the money's plentiful. That's just a fact. Us lying about it, I'm not a Democrat. I'm not going to lie. Joe Biden's got a ton of money. If Joe Biden doesn't get out of the race, he will be the nominee. That's why the media still got to defend them. However, it's getting really, really difficult. The audio here is not great. It's not Joe's fault or Tony's fault or Guy's fault or anyone else. This is a White House, South Grounds, looks like a departure. Joe Biden is leaving,

so the helicopter's in the background, but try to listen in. If you're watching on Rumble, it'll be easier because you can at least see the lips. He's asked Joe Biden about interaction with his son and his brother, Jim Biden's business partners. Did you interact with them? Because remember, he said he had nothing to do with his son's business. Folks, this is an absolute untenable lie at this point. And even the media is realizing, even though they love this guy, they got to start asking questions. But listen to his answer.

He says, and I quote at the end, I did not interact with their partner. Absolute bullshit. Listen to yourself. Speaker Johnson has accused you of lying repeatedly about your interactions with your son and brother's business partners. What's your response to him? Don't read the record of every single witness. These guys are not a problem. But you did interact with their partners. I did not interact with their partners. You didn't have dinner or lunch or coffee?

Folks, that is absolute bullshit. Do you understand what kind of a lie that is? Again, I'm not talking to the liberals. I know it doesn't matter what Joe Biden says, media people. I know you already know the kid sniffing, woman feeling sociopathic, plagiarizing, lying, fake civil rights activist is guilty. I know you know that. So I know there's nothing I can say to get you to know it more because you already know it. I also understand you will lie for him as long as he's

your useful idiot to destroy the country. Believe me, I get that. I understand your position. You hate America. You hate everything about it. You hated citizens. You hate your position. You hate America. You hate everything about it. You hate its citizens. You hate your kids. You hate your neighborhood. I get it. I get it. I'm talking to the normal people, not you dipshits, okay? You can tune out.

Normal people. This is an untenable position. There's so much evidence that this guy not only interacted with the partners, but was in fact the prime selling point of the business relationship. It's everywhere. Here's just another piece by James Freeman, who's I think the best writer on the opinion page of Wall Street Journal. Joe Biden's family business. He notes, if the product you're selling is Joe Biden, it's certainly helpful to provide a product demo. Within mere minutes of the claim of never involving his father, Hunter Biden, in the testimony he gave up on Capitol Hill, by the way,

confirmed the story of traveling with then Vice President Biden on Air Force Two to China and introducing his father to Jonathan Lee in the lobby of the Biden's hotel. He even puts an excerpt there for you to read. Folks, this guy was interacting with Chinese Communist Party affiliated people while he took his kid over to China to negotiate one of his business deals. No, no, he never interacted with him. He never interacted with him. Here's the problem. Again, back to Mark Elias.

Does that have to do with this? Here's the problem. Again, back to Mark Elias. Does that have to do with this? Folks, Democrats cannot shut the up. They can't. He's laughing because now you know, sometimes I say stuff and he's like, he needs a little bit more convincing than even the normal person, which is good. He keeps me frosty.

Now he's getting it like, man, Dan was right. They cannot shut up. Joe keeps me frosty. Now he's getting it like, man, Dan was right. They cannot shut up. Joe Biden cannot shut up. All he has to do is say, I'm not going to comment on it. I'm not saying he should. I'm just telling you, he's so guilty that everything he says is going to be bullshit. It's going to be used against them. He knows he's guilty. What do they tell you about when you don't have, Joe, you know the old lawyer expression, when you have the facts, pound the facts. When you don't have the facts, pound the table. Joe Biden should be pounding the table. This is an ongoing investigation. It would be irresponsible

as the head of the EOP, executive officer of the presidency to comment on this. He's too stupid. Just like Mark Elias, Democrats can't shut them up. They can't. And one of the reasons they can't shut up and they won't shut up is because the media is always going to clean up their dirt for them. Here's the Associated Press, a hilariously stupid outlet, an embarrassment to humankind. Whatever the Associated Press says, the opposite is typically true. Rolling Stone, you know that. AP, you're at about a 75% success rate,

I would guess, reading their headline and doing the flip-a-roo. How clean is the dirt on Hunter Biden? A key Republican source is charged with lying to the FBI. Okay, dipshits. He was not a Republican source.

He was an FBI source. Who the FBI deemed credible. He was not a Republican source, a-holes. He was an FBI source who they worked with for 10 years, who they deemed verifiable and credible. I love, wait, read the, read the subline, the sub-byline here, the subtext. An FBI informant who was once held up by Republicans as a credible source. He was not held up. The FBI said he was a credible source. Oh, my gosh. The media, how many times we got to do this? He said it's like a cancerous genetic mutation on the Republicans' pound story. The FBI, it's weird.

Do you notice this, folks? The media goes back and forth from loving them to hating the FBI, depending on, it's weird. Do you notice this folks? The media goes back and forth from loving them to hating the FBI, depending on what the FBI does. So the FBI develops a credible source. Their words, not mine. They've been working with for 10 years. Who says, Hey man, Biden's corrupt. They took a $5 million bribe. The media is like, that guy's full of shit. The FBI, I don't know what they're doing. And then the FBI locked the same FBI, by the way, locks the guy up. And they're like, the FBI really nailed this. The Republicans trusted that guy too much. Which fucking story is right, you morons?

Both of those stories can't be correct. How do you keep falling for this shit? Holy Moses. My gosh. falling for this shit. Holy Moses. My gosh. Here, check out this is Lester by Politico, by the way, the wink and the nod. So Judge Chutkin, by the way, you see what Politico's plot for here? Politico, you can never trust these people. They're giving Judge Chutkin in the DC case. They're winking and nodding about how, hey, quote, she could hold the trial on alternating weeks of Donald Trump so he could go out and campaign before we try to put

him in jail. You see what they're doing here? You can't trust these people at all. Anything they say, you got to believe the opposite. All right, folks, the January 6th cases, it was running out of time. Unfortunately, the Trump 9-0 ruling happened before the show. As these guys can attest to, kind of altered my show a little bit. I'm going to get to it on tomorrow's show. There was a big ruling with the January 6th case. It's going to throw out a lot of their sentencing, but I don't want to give it a short change and I'm not ignoring it. I promise it's right here. I got a Glenn Greenwald clip about it. But again,

tomorrow we'll have a special. We will be here at 11 a.m. Absolutely. Same time, same channel, but we will also be here at 7 p.m. I hope you guys and ladies catch a big crowd today. One hundred twenty two thousand four hundred.

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