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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino.
Listen, man, you are right now, everyone, everyone.
You are living through right now.
Without any scintilla of a doubt,
the collapse of the constitutional Republican lifetime.
Whether we can save it, you know I've been long in the United States.
I got to tell you, for the first time, honestly, I'm not so sure.
I'm really, I'm not so sure.
You have no idea what I went through this weekend. There are, governments are descending around the world
into straight tyranny.
It's not just that it's happening.
Governments have gone to tyranny and fascism
throughout human history, if you open a history book.
It's that it's happening so fast and all over the place.
Did you see what happened this morning
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This is incredible. These useful idiots on the left, you're going to hand your kids a fascist,
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you buddy i had a picture of joe playing the drums a little bit of good news in church this weekend
and he was rocking it but i gotta tell you tell you, folks, I can't show the picture
because I took it at the wrong time.
Joe's like this, like getting ready.
Joe's like doing his thing.
And the picture looked weird because you can't see his hands,
but you can see Joe's head like this.
And I thought, I better not put that out there.
I better not put it.
So next week, I'm going to try to get a different picture of Joe
from a better angle.
But he was banging them drums away, doing a great job.
So I'll get you a better picture.
He looked like Elvis this week.
He had a jacket on too, looking all slick.
So get back to, that's my weekend update because I didn't do anything this weekend.
Paula was feeling under the weather this weekend.
So we had to hang around the house, which was good because I could use kind of a break.
Last week was a little rough.
Folks, I want you to watch this right now.
This sums up everything.
This just happened.
This just happened right before we came on the air. Donald Trump in another star chamber,
absurd, outrageous, bullshit legal prosecution, which is totally illegal and made up. There's
nothing based in fact here. This is a New York state civil trial, right? Where Donald Trump is
being accused of a fraud. And yet here's the weird thing, folks, there's no victim. Let me say that again. Dipshits on the left. There's no victim.
You mean figuratively? No, I mean, literally, there's no victim. Donald Trump inflated the
value of his properties. To do what? To get loans. Did he pay the loan back? Yes. Is the bank a victim? No. Who's the
victim? Nobody dipshits on the left. There is no victim. Left doesn't care because they're
freaking little fascists. That's why. They're little totalitarian, authoritarian, useful idiots
who are about to hand their kids a business where you can no longer do business in
New York state, Canada, the UK, California, or anywhere else. You understand New York state,
the damage Letitia James, James is scum, this garbage person, a New York attorney general,
New York state attorney general. Do you understand the damage she did to the state I was born in? If you are a Republican in New York, get out.
Listen to me.
I'm sorry.
I'm done with the excuses.
I can't play.
I know you're my audience and I love you, but a lot of you respond back, but I've got
a neighbor there.
It doesn't matter.
The police state is here.
My business is there.
Move it now.
Please listen to me. I'm doing this because I love you.
I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. I am begging you as a friend,
as a guy who did this himself twice to get away from tyrannical liberals. You have got to leave.
You are not safe in New York. The minute your business grows to a point and you donate to
anyone outside of that party, outside of the Democrat party, you will be a target next. It is not safe for you in New York. I'd say this to liberals too.
If you take a position, not doctrinaire with the left, they will come for you too. They are not
hiding it. This judge is proud of it. Letitia James is proud of it. Please, God, and I'm not using his name in vain.
I'm begging him to inspire you.
Get out of New York ASAP.
Take your money, your business, your kids.
But they've got friends.
My kid had friends too.
She doesn't regret one second leaving.
It took her a few months to adjust.
Get out of New York as soon as you can.
Get out of Canada too. We have a lot of Canadians. I'll explain that later. Get out of New York as soon as you can. Get out of Canada too.
We have a lot of Canadians.
I'll explain that later.
Get out.
You don't understand.
You're waiting for it to get better.
Just like people at the moment before a state went full fascist.
Just like people were like, no, no, they're not going to do.
And then they did it.
And everybody was like, holy shit, it's too late now.
Listen to me.
Get the out of there.
You are not safe.
I don't know what else you need to hear.
Watch this video of this garbage person judge.
As there's cameras in the courtroom that aren't supposed to be there because they wanted a picture of their political prisoner in court, Donald Trump.
I want you to watch the judge literally smirk at the camera.
They're coming for you next.
Don't wait till tomorrow.
It's already too late for some of you.
Take a look. want this. I think that Trump views this, the optics of this, as working to his advantage.
Look, people looking at this live picture right now will be either filled with rage
or they will be thrilled. And that's the problem, is that, you know, you have James now being
shown in the background. You've got Trump in the foreground. And it fulfills the narrative on both sides.
Trump is likely right. I mean, he's being shown in a sort of tag team series of prosecutions and
civil lawsuits where one prosecutor tags another. They're all insisting on these trials occurring
before the election. There are many people that find that troubling. And so he's right in that I say guys, because it drives the left crazy.
And they told us not to call you guys because they said it's like transphobic,
gistophobic, which is so dumbest thing I've ever heard. So now I'm going to call everybody guys
from this point on just to mess with them. But guys, I really do. I love you a lot.
I get a lot of this, man. Can I talk to you candidly? I hope so.
This live stream is everything to me. It's my whole life. I live for it.
Guy, what time did I start sending emails yesterday and Sunday? Be honest. What do you remember?
Noon. Yeah, he's right. I got home from church, talked to Father Marty,
Noon. Yeah, he's right. I got home from church, talked to Father Marty,
had a long talk about where we are, the evil and the demons around us.
I started preparing this show yesterday at noon. Believe me, I'm not looking for anybody to pat on the back. You all have jobs much harder than me. That's not why I tell you that.
I tell you that because you matter to me more than anything. I love you so much.
Get the fuck out of New York as soon as you can.
Stop wasting time.
I can't tell you how many people even this weekend I ran into.
Oh, I'm down visiting Florida.
I'm in New York.
Why are you in New York?
Oh, my kid's on a baseball team.
Your kid's on a baseball team.
Your kid's on a baseball team.
You understand the police state is coming for you next, right?
You understand you're probably no more than a couple of years away. If we lose the 2024 election,
you will beg me, you will beg me to help you out. And I will help you out because I love you,
but I'm telling you, if you lose 2024, you're finished. Please get out.
You don't understand what I'm seeing behind the scenes.
There's things I can't talk about because of legal obligations. It's not that I'm hiding it
from you. I literally can't talk about it. It is a thousand times worse than you know.
The Soros money, the NGOs, the groups working with the universities and a bunch of fascists in government.
They are the people who are warning you about the worst things ahead. No, the people who are
telling you not to pay attention to the people who are warning you, they know too. They don't
want you to pay attention because they need the victims to stay behind. I don't care if this
sounds long-winded, too bad. This is the most important thing I'm ever going to tell you.
It is worse than you know.
Get out.
You will be relatively safe here in Florida or Texas.
And to the liberals, don't even think about coming down here.
I'm not talking to you.
You stay the hell out.
We don't want you.
Nobody likes you.
Nobody wants you down here at all.
Stay out. Don't even consider coming down here. It is worse than you know. We've got a problem
right now in this country. You know what the problem is? I mean this kind of half-heartedly,
but not. We have a problem called the middle class. What's the middle class? A problem?
No, the middle class aren't a problem. It's a problem. Why is it a problem called the middle class. What's the middle class, a problem? No, the middle class aren't a problem.
It's a problem.
Why is it a problem?
Folks, I've told you about this for the longest time.
The reason people are hesitant to wake up
to what I'm telling them about how bad it is,
how you're next in these liberal states,
the reason they're hesitant to wake up
is because they don't want to give up the lives they have
and they want to hold on to it to the last minute.
I've got a nice job.
I got my kids little league games on the weekend.
We have this thing called Joe shaking his head because he knows what I'm saying is true.
We have this thing called the middle class.
And my old AP history teacher was a Democrat.
He used to say this all the time.
The reason the United States won't have another political revolution anytime in the future
is because of the
middle class. People are afraid. And this is where my, nothing I tell you, I based on, on some like
quick run of the mill emotion. I'm telling you based on learned experience in my life and things
I've studied and I'm passionate about. We have this middle class. That's why that's not bad
enough. It's not bad enough yet theory. I'm sorry. I'm really excited today to come on the air for all the wrong reasons. The it's not bad enough theory comes from that.
People have not had enough taken from them yet, but it's coming. And when they take it,
they're going to take everything just like they're doing to Donald Trump. They're going to take your
money. They're going to take your freedom. They're going to take your rumble account,
your Twitter account, your truth account, your business, your reputation, everything. When it comes, it comes like this. It's like the guillotine.
Your political head's chopped right off. We have this middle class, and until everyone loses
everything, you are witnessing a soft coup, and people in the middle class are abetting it by not doing anything about it.
You need to get out as soon as you can. There are jobs in Florida. There are jobs in Ohio.
There are jobs in Texas. Hell, there are swing states still. Pennsylvania may be still savable.
Get the hell out of New York, Illinois, and California as soon as you can.
Do not let middle-class apathy make you one of these useful idiots in this soft coup going on.
Please get out. There is no fight there. I did it. I ran there. I can't be lectured by anybody. I did it. You can't save it anymore.
It needs to save itself. And the only way Gotham is going to save itself is by Gotham
falling completely. You're the one propping it up. If I sound passionate about this today,
it's because I've seen this movie before
and I just so desperately don't want you
to be the next victim.
Trump, of course, was fighting back
and I'm glad to see it.
I'm glad he showed up.
He was talking to the entire world today
in front of the cameras
and said something I've been telling you the entire time.
You want a political prisoner and a martyr?
Well, damn it, you got one.
And I think that's why he showed up in a brilliant tactical move. Watch this.
I think most people get it. People are getting it. I can tell you the voters getting it because
every time they give me a fake indictment, I go up in the polls and that's never happened before.
Folks, I've told you that.
They think they're getting a political prisoner.
What they're really getting is a martyr.
Stop contributing to this.
Pull your money, pull your families, pull everything out of these blue states.
Folks, I got family members who won't even listen to me.
They're trying.
You are making a big mistake.
You have no idea how bad it is. It happened again this
weekend. We were sold out again. Folks, I don't care what anybody tells you. I love a lot of
people in the business and I'm friends and we're free to disagree on a lot of stuff. And I understand
they have their positions, but I have mine. We got sold out again this weekend on a budget.
And I want to warn you again, I speak to both sides of the Republican Party in D.C. right now.
The flashy Freedom Caucus, whatever type guys,
I don't know what you want to call them, Tea Party types,
and the more establishment guys.
I'm saying this to both sides.
But more importantly, I'm saying it to you.
Please do not fall for the cult of personality. I'm seeing way too much online
traffic, people falling in love with political figures. I want you to remember something.
Political figures come and go. Joe, do they not? You've been in this business 30 freaking years.
You know who matters? We matter. The show matters and you matter. We're not going anywhere.
Presidents come and go. Congressmen come and go. Senators come and go. We're not going anywhere. Presidents come and go. Congressmen come and go.
Senators come and go. We're not going anywhere till I'm dead. And either are you. We don't owe
them shit. They owe us. We voted for them. They work for us. That's not a bumper sticker. It's a
freaking fact. Stop falling for the cult of personality. Some of these people are smoking
you up on Capitol Hill.
They're out there because they want TV appearances and other stuff.
A lot of these people are all hat and no cattle.
If I hear one more word about congressmen, and why are you not naming names of us?
Because it doesn't matter.
Because it's both sides.
All they give a shit about is getting on Fox News and raising money.
They don't care about you.
And you got people on Twitter like going to bat.
Oh, this guy sucks.
That guy's great.
They all suck.
They work for us.
Here's how I, ready?
You tracking me?
Here's the only way to view congressmen and senators going forward.
Write it down.
Grab a pen and write this down.
This is super important.
They are tools for us. Nothing more. View them like a hammer. It's a gavel, but you get the point. They're a hammer for you. You got a nail, you're not going
to hammer it in with your head, right? That would hurt. You grab a tool. The tool is useful to you,
but the tool is not you. This is you. This is a tool to get
the job done. Put the nail in the freaking wood. Do not put lays around these guys,
medals around these guys. They are tools. I see this from behind the scenes. A lot of you are being played. Having said that, we got F'd this weekend again because the Republican Party is not doing what we need them to do, which is to hammer the nail.
is doing their own thing. One group wants to be on TV. Another group really doesn't give a shit and just wants to keep raising money from their establishment class, whether we go bankrupt or
not. Neither one cares about you. You matter. You are the most important people in all this. You,
guys, all of you, all of you, you're not going anywhere. They're going somewhere. They need you. They are tools.
Folks, the Democrat tyrants are getting more aggressive. Everybody's worried. We're being
spended to a abyss. The police state's right in front of you. I ran into a 91-year-old woman in
church this weekend. I'd seen her before. I didn't realize she was Cuban.
As she's a little older, forgive me. And as you get older, a lot of your features tend to soften
a little bit. I didn't realize she was Cuban. Honestly, I thought she was European. And I had
stayed after church because my daughter was volunteering and she was doing some volunteer
hours. And she came up to me and with a thick Cuban accent,
she was in a walker and she knew who I was.
And she said, I can't believe we're doing this again.
I escaped Cuba to get away from there.
She said, I can't believe we're doing this again.
She knows what I'm telling you.
Forget the cult of personality.
Do not defend any of these people.
Defend what you believe in.
We had a CR continuing resolution
passed this weekend for 45 days
that sold everyone out.
I don't really care what this guy on that side said.
I don't give a shit.
What I care about is a police state is here
and we are going bankrupt
and it's all falling apart in front of our eyes.
And we have an increasingly limited window to fix this.
Ladies and gentlemen, we lose in 2024.
I got to tell you right now, I'm not going to be long in the United States.
I'm going to be as short as possible.
Law and order, process, the border, the economy, the media, it's all collapsing right now.
This lady was terrified.
I said, I'll give you a little bit of hope.
If it gets bad quick and everybody loses everything, people will wake up.
That apathy will go away and people will realize it.
All right, I got a lot more to get to, including the CR, the Bowman incident.
This is all important stuff.
Too many people focused on the clown show stuff.
I'm going to tell you what really happened with Bowman and the fire alarm, if you missed
the story.
Guy's obviously a moron, but that's not the point.
Let me take a quick break.
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Folks, again, these people are tools. We passed the CR this weekend, a continuing resolution. What is a continuing resolution? It basically says the same levels of government spending pouring us into bankruptcy at a record rate are going to continue for 45 days.
That's it?
Yeah, that's it.
Well, why did we do all that shutdown stuff?
I don't know.
If we weren't going to fight as a Republican Party, what's the point?
Exactly.
Like, oh, Gates did it.
Oh, McCarthy did it.
I don't give a shit.
We have a Republican Party supposed to stand for not bankruptcy.
And the answer is the Republican Party
didn't do any of that.
Oh, bullshit.
Yes, you do.
Bullshit.
Nothing happened.
Wait, what was all that drama?
Exactly.
You mean people just want to get on TV?
Well, Dan, you just want to get on TV. I do. Guy, do just want to get on TV? Well, Dan, you just want to get on TV. I
do. Guy, do I want to get on TV? Guy, how many times people ask us to be on TV? How many would
you say per day? On average, six times a day. I had a show on TV once, right? What happened to it?
Not there anymore, right? What happened to it? Not there anymore, right?
I think I'm the only one who don't want to be on TV.
I'm telling you straight.
You're getting F.
By all of them.
All of them.
Don't fall for these cult of personality types.
I'm telling you right now, you're going to be let down.
You know how many people come up to me and go, oh, Congressman X, he's such a warrior.
I go, really?
I know him personally.
He's not a warrior.
He hates you.
He actually thinks you're a douchebag.
They're like, what?
What?
I saw him on Fox News.
He said, go tea party.
Yeah, yeah.
Then he turned around and said, fuck you.
Joe knows who I'm talking about.
That's one of many.
I don't give a shit about you.
That's okay.
What do you mean it's okay? Because we have an accountability system
called election.
And we can get rid of them.
And we can threaten to get rid of them if they don't do the right thing.
And that keeps bad people from doing the wrong thing.
You got F'd this weekend.
Hard.
It's all going away, folks.
By the way, remember this insurrection last week in the Capitol?
The Sunrise Movement?
They openly took over Speaker McCarthy's office in violation of the
rules and the law in what was a clear insurrection, and they bragged about it. Well, there was another
insurrection this week. He was now the dumbest member of Congress. Guy, we're changing the
rankings, the dopey rankings, the intelligence quotient rankings. You know AOC was at the top.
AOC is now number two. This is now clearly the dumbest member of Congress.
Here's Jamal Bowman, Congressman Bowman. He used to be a high school principal. I wonder what high school that was. Here's Jamal Bowman pulling a fire alarm on Capitol Hill in what
appears to be an attempt to delay the vote on the continuing resolution, which screwed you over.
Guys, I'm just checking. Is a vote an official proceeding
up on Capitol Hill? You think it's official? It's not just like private time stuff, right?
It has been in the past. Joe's reckoning against that a vote on a continuing resolution to keep
the government open. Joe's reckoning that, yes, that's probably an official proceeding. I'm going
to agree with you. It has been in the past. So I was told, and I think you were told too, Joe,
that interrupting and proceeding by like pulling a fire alarm
and walking into the Capitol,
I was told that was an insurrection too, like the Sunrise Movement.
Serious shit is right.
I was told that.
So it's kind of weird.
Like we got this guy, a photo of this guy.
So weird how we don't have anyone,
picture of anyone dropping cocaine at the White House too, right kind of weird. Like we got this guy, a photo of this guy. So weird how we don't have anyone picture of anyone dropping cocaine at the
white house too. Right. So, so weird. So strange.
Weird. I mean, it's like we live in a constitutional republic.
We live in a constitutional republic. That's so funny. That's so funny.
So is Jamal Bowman in jail? Has the FBI come and locked him up?
Has he been charged with treason and insurrection, sedition? Nah, Jamal Bowman's sitting on his ass in his office
right now telling everyone, I don't know, man. I don't know, fire alarm. And liberal douchebags
are like, yeah, that's okay. That sounds right.
Meanwhile, when you ask grandma walked into the Capitol, who's like, you know, the door was open.
I walked in, there were no signs like, no, no, no, no, no. Joe was an insurrection. Grandma was taking the government over. She was going to anoint herself the speaker of the house.
And liberals are like, yeah, I'll drive, bro. I'll drive. So grandma is an insurrectionist who just
walked in an open door. Jamal Bowman, who pulls a fire alarm that says fire alarm to, in what
appears to be a disruption of a official proceeding, which I'll get to in a second why,
because no one's explaining it accurately why. Jamal Bowman's A-OK. Because Jamal Bowman gets to appeal to two things.
That liberals are the dumbest
mother on planet Earth
and the liberal media D-bags
are communists who will
basically repeat
anything you tell them.
Folks, today's salty.
If this ain't for you,
I understand if you got a bell.
I don't got time today
for cutesy time.
Here is the tweet here
from Ben Siegel.
How he tweeted this
without the laughing guy emoji
is just...
Gotta laugh or you'll cry.
Jamal Bowman said
he didn't realize
pulling the alarm
would trigger an evacuation.
He thought it would open the locked door he was trying to use to exit the building.
The door that's usually open wasn't, he said.
Bowman says he wasn't trying to delay the vote.
That's BS.
You know, folks, he could try the crash bar to open the door.
You know, you push it. You try the crash bar and open the door. You know,
you push it.
You ever see one of those Joe,
you wear a church this weekend,
right?
They have them on the doors and you know what happens?
You push them.
What happened?
It's magic,
right?
Joe says the door,
it's like magic.
Push the crash,
but the door,
this guy was a high school principal.
So just to be clear,
here's his statement
He's saying again
He was unsure
About what the fire alarm did
I can tell you
When you pull a fire alarm
What it usually does
It sets off an alarm
Because you think
There's a fucking fire
I I Crash bar
See the crash bar
Thank you for going by
Let me demo for you
For Jamal Bowman
Okay
Joe you watching
Guy
You getting this Guy
Guy are you getting this, Guy? Guy, are you getting this on camera?
Libs.
And this is what you don't do.
Fire alarm?
So.
Okay, Libs, one more time.
Because I know you're morons.
You guys get this?
Can we make that clip?
Can we make a clip today, a tutorial for liberals and media people?
That's how you exit a building.
Okay?
Okay.
Now it gets better.
I want you to watch this hilarious clip.
Here's MSNBC communist Yasmin Vozagayan. Forgive me for
saying your name wrong. It's not intentional and I just don't care. Here she is flushing her dignity
down the toilet, repeating this ridiculous, absurd story that Jamal Bowman doesn't know how to open
the door and uncritically and actually putting it out on cable news. Take a look. Last thing I want
to mention, and then we're going to take a quick break.
There was a mention of Jamal Bowman, Congressman Jamal Bowman, and the pulling of some sort of
fire alarm. I just want to read for you some of the reporting so you understand what actually
went on there. There were some reports that began to emerge about Representative Bowman,
who was seen pulling some sort of fire alarm in the Cannon House office building earlier today.
We got a statement on that
saying Congressman Bowman did not realize he would trigger a building alarm as he was rushing to make
an urgent vote. The congressman regrets any confusion. Just to clarify some things on that,
because I know there was likely some folks kind of scratching their heads wondering what it was
they were asking Speaker McCarthy about.
they were asking Speaker McCarthy about.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense, please.
I'll make it make sense for you.
By the way, Guy thinks my opening block dragged out a little bit.
That's okay.
I pay him to be critical and I enjoy the criticism.
I'm going to tell you something.
Even if it did, I'm sorry, folks.
You needed to hear that. Get the hell out
as soon as you can. Get out as soon as you can. We are in bad shape. That lady you just saw
is a representative of the media that's supposed to be a bulwark against totalitarianism and
authoritarianism. They do nothing but parrot absolute stupidity
because they're stupid.
No, no, no, they're not stupid.
They think you're stupid.
Here's one more before I take a break.
Here's Matt Bruning on Twitter.
Again, forfeiting any human dignity.
Does this guy have kids?
Again, I can't say this enough.
Can you imagine writing this on Twitter?
At Matt Bruning. Jamal Bowman was trying to walk from the Cannon Building have kids again i can't say this enough can you imagine writing this on twitter at mad bruning
jamal bowman was trying to walk from the cannon building to the capitol to vote
unusually the cannon exit he went to wouldn't open and had a confusing sign on it yeah it said
like push the door he thought it was saying you had to press the alarm to get out this all makes
sense what am I missing?
Apparently a fucking brain.
Other than that, nothing else, bro.
You're not missing anything else.
He's got, he's like,
so in the history of the US Capitol, Guy,
what do you think?
10, 20 million people have opened that door.
No one else got it.
No one else was confused.
No one else was confused. No one else was confused.
Nobody else was confused except the former high school principal, Jamal Bowman, who could not read this.
Emergency exit only.
Push until alarm sounds for three seconds.
Okay, push. Okay. Push.
Door will unlock in 30
seconds.
He couldn't.
Folks, what's worse?
That Jamal Bowman seriously
has about a 75 IQ
or that Jamal Bowman just committed a federal crime to engage in an insurrection to stop a vote?
The answer is I'm not really sure I know the difference.
Wait, wait, one more. Let's go to this John Hassan.
Then I want to go to the video and I'll explain to you why this happened.
Here's John Hassan, son of Haas on Twitter.
This is where Bowman pulled the fire alarm.
He's got that picture you just saw.
The door is manually operated.
There's no button for opening it.
It's an emergency exit.
Zero chance he was trying to go through that door.
Of course, John Hassan actually has a brain, unlike Matt Bruning.
What am I missing?
Neurons and dendrites, the nervous system in general.
Now I'm going to explain to you what Jamal Bowman was likely really up to,
to show you we now live again in a police state and you better get the hell out as soon as you can
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So you're probably asking right now, what was Jamal Bowman likely up to? When I say likely, I mean extremely likely to be up to.
Jamal Bowman is a member of the police state. Jamal Bowman is a communist. He is a socialist.
He is an authoritarian and a tyrant. Jamal Bowman is also very dumb. So my guess is what happened here, based on everything I know, winky, winky, nod, nod,
is that Jamal Bowman is a moron and everybody in the Congressional Democrat caucus knows it.
They all know he's stupid.
I mean, actually stupid.
Well, Dan, aren't you making a case then?
He probably just messed up and didn't realize that a crash bar opens the door.
No, that's not the case I'm making at all.
He's stupid, but he's not that dumb.
He's just the dumbest one of them.
They needed to stop this vote.
Have you heard this story?
They needed to stop the vote because they wanted the Senate vote on this continuing resolution,
basically how much money the government's going to spend to avoid this shutdown.
They wanted the Senate vote to pass first. Why? Because the Senate package had
additional money for Ukraine. Ladies and gentlemen, as I said in my book, follow the money,
just follow the money. You will figure out in chapter one, insane in Ukraine, you will figure
out how deeply Ukraine has played in American politics for decades now and why. It's right there in chapter one.
Ukraine is not just about the Ukraine war.
It has been a piggy bank for American lobbyists for years.
Why do you think they are willing to shut down the government for Ukraine spending?
Because they care about the people for Ukraine.
That's really, they don't give a shit about the people in Ukraine.
They don't care about that.
They're protecting their lobbyists.
I'm not telling you Ukraine deserves this or that there's not some role for us to play here.
We are the world's biggest economy.
I'm simply telling you, nobody's telling you the truth about Ukraine.
Nobody.
The Senate, does this make sense? The Senate, they needed pass first
because it had the Ukraine money. They felt it would put pressure on the House and make them
take hard votes. Because the House rushed through the McCarthy Democrat bill, which is what it was,
he was working with a bunch of Democrats because McCarthy rushed it through
and the Democrats knew if they said no,
they would look like the ones
that were shutting down the government.
The Democrats were in a bad spot
because the Republicans were then going to say
the Democrats in the House side
stopped Ukraine from getting money.
Guy, did I screw that up?
Unfortunately, it makes thank you.
You get what I'm saying?
The McCarthy Democrat bill that wound up passing, they desperately needed to not be on the record
against Ukraine money because lobbyists love Ukraine and support politicians in both parties.
And the Senate was about to pass a bill first. So McCarthy and the Democrats beat them to the
punch. Well, McCarthy did. I'm not telling you it's a
good thing. They all screwed us. But McCarthy got it passed quick and they realized, holy shit,
we're going to have to vote on this right now. And we're going to have to help McCarthy keep
the government open. And it's going to make the Republicans look like they solved the problem.
We need to slow this down so we have time. Let the Senate bill pass first.
We need to slow this down so we have time. Let the Senate bill pass first.
It'll lock. It'll lock everybody in. The Ukraine money will be passed. No one's going to want to go on the record. We can say we did it for Ukraine, the lobbyists. We can't pass this thing first.
But voter, yeah, concern number 17 on a voter. That's right.
So they needed a way to slow it down. Nobody's telling you this.
Jamal Bowman was the useful idiot because he's so freaking dumb.
Someone told him, we'll see.
I'm guessing here, but somebody told him, pull the fire alarm.
Here's my evidence.
Now, before I get to my evidence, wait, one thing.
They need to subpoena
phone records immediately. Full criminal investigation. He disrupted an official
proceeding and pulled a fire drill. Pulled a fire alarm. He knows exactly what that's like.
He's a freaking principal. You think he hasn't done a fire drill? I guarantee you,
you're going to see communications. They coordinated this. Here's my evidence.
Here's Hakeem Jeffries saying exactly what I'm telling you.
They had to wait until the Senate bill passed first to lock in the Ukraine money.
And the House beat them.
The Republicans in the House, as the vote was going on.
Listen to him say it right here.
Take a look.
We need to create the time and
space for every member of Congress to read the bill and be able to come to an informed conclusion
as to what was the right thing to do for the American people. I don't know why this bill was
dropped on the Congress at the 11th hour in terms of what dynamic was going on on the
other side of the aisle. But we knew that the right thing to do for the American people
was to find a bipartisan path forward to avoid a catastrophic extreme mega Republican government
shutdown, but make sure that we were doing it in a way that we didn't undermine the needs of the American people.
And Catherine, appropriately, with Clark, made a motion to adjourn temporarily to create the time and the space for members of Congress in an intelligent way to read the four corners of the bill.
You see, I mean, just listen to their own words. They desperately needed to draw this thing out
so that they could let the Ukraine money pass first. That's why. So Democrats on the House side who are in bed with lobbyists who love
Ukraine could say, hey, look what we did. This is why we voted with McCarthy. You get it? That's
why this happened. All of it. None of this is a mistake. You think this idiot doesn't know how
to open a door? He's dumb. He's not that dumb. You all got screwed this weekend.
Every one of you.
I want to show you this.
Donald Trump reacted to the CR of the past this weekend
and his Jamal Bowman stunt.
Now, you may think he looks a little bit like Sean Farish.
It's not.
This is actually Donald Trump.
Take a listen to this.
It's pretty funny, and we need a little bit of comic relief
right now. Listen to this. Jamal Bowman pulled the fire alarm. He pulled it worse than Jeffrey
Toobin on a Zoom call. You know what I'm talking about. I call it honking his hedgehog. He was
pulling it like nobody's ever pulled it before. But he pulled the fire alarm and low IQ AOC was
running for her life. She was fearing for her life.
She thought the whole world was on fire. What a terrible thing. He pulled the fire alarm and I got
indicted for it. You believe that? They indicted me for something he did. You see it in the picture.
They should arrest him. They should take his mugshot and it won't be as beautiful as my
mugshot. You know, the people are calling it the Mona Lisa mugshots. It's a beautiful mugshot. This is the worst attack in the history of our country. He's
attacked our democracy, a worse attack than Chris Christie on a box of Krispy Kreme. That's pretty
bad when you talk about it, when you think about it. That's a big, beautiful attack.
Jamal Bowman should be facing jail time, obstructing an official proceeding.
He should face the consequences for what he did, a terrible attack on our great country, believe me.
Sean's sometimes in the chat, by the way. I don't know if he's here today.
We got 71,000 watching him. A lot of muttlies in there.
Fact checkers, fact checkers, Bill D. McCarty, Yaka Breas,
Louis Jacobson.
That's Sean.
That's Sean Farage.
But if you're listening on Apple or Spotify and audio only you,
there's no reason to believe that's not Donald Trump.
None.
That guy sounds more like Donald Trump than Trump does.
If Trump had a cold and they were both talking at the same time,
you'd believe him over Trump.
Folks, listen, man, it's all going down. It's all going down. We got a chance to fix it, man, but it's all going down. Let me tell you what's really going on here too.
This happened this weekend with Bowman because this was an actual insurrection.
This was an attempt to take over a government function
and delay it or destroy it
so the Democrats didn't have to take a bad vote.
And it goes along with the insurrection last week
and the takeover of the Capitol.
You're watching in live time the police state.
Nothing's going to happen to these people.
Nothing's going to happen to Jamal Bowman.
The Democrats are going to cry racism,
which is absolutely meaningless anymore.
You should just categorically ignore it.
It means nothing.
Everybody's a racist to them whenever they lose the argument.
And just as in the classified documents case, they lost the narrative.
They lost the narrative with Trump on the classified documents case when Joe Biden apparently has a worst problem with classified documents and Donald Trump.
has a worst problem with classified documents than Donald Trump. The Democrats are only worried now because they lost the narrative on the government shutdown because what's everybody talking about?
Jamal Bowman. So I know today is a lot of bad news, but the good news is, trust me when I tell
you, the Democrats are absolutely on their heels right now over this Bowman thing. This is an
embarrassment. They never thought they'd get caught. They're so dumb.
I think the Capitol Police, they thought the Capitol Police was going to cover this up for
them and not release the photo. Apparently they did what people in the security team at the White
House couldn't do. That the Secret Service didn't release what happened with Cocaine Gate is just
beyond disturbing. And I used to work there. I got a little bit of time, but you left. I've got to talk also about just quickly the appointment of a senator from California, a butler. She has been appointed as the first black female lesbian senator from California by Gavin Nuisance to replace Dianne Diane Feinstein who passed last
week.
Folks,
Joe,
unflag it,
please.
I didn't tell you what to unflag.
You don't even know what to unflag yet.
Get ready to unflag.
Prepare the unflagging team.
There was a crazy theory going around promoted by producer Jim,
who I love and am ferociously loyal to,
and he's free to make fun of me all he wants.
But producer Jim had this theory that Kamala Harris was going to exit the VP spot,
be appointed by Gavin Newsom as a U.S. senator where she was before in California. Newsom was
going to take the spot in a VP race. Biden was going to drop out and Newsom was going to be running then as the de facto
president. I had said, that's insane. The Democrats will never kick a black female out of the VP spot
for a white dude because the Democrats only care about virtue signaling and woke politics because
the power base is with the local politics, with the woke politics. Folks, that theory was nuts. It was nuts from the start.
So Jim decided to do the right thing. And Jim filmed this apology video just for you all at
home. I'd like you all to see this. Good morning. It is with great humility and sadness that I come
before you today to apologize. I apologize to Dan Bongino and to you, the audience, for wasting your valuable and precious time.
I made the mistake of using logic and reason to think the Democrats would make the politically smart move of pressuring Kamala Harris to fill the Senate seat recently vacated sadly with the death of Dianne Feinstein and have Gavin Newsom slide into the vice presidency eventually to take over for the rotting bag
of oatmeal in the White House. Dan told me I was crazy. I was wrong. And he would appoint someone
because virtue signaling is much more important to the Democrats than power. He was correct as
Newsom appointed the first black lesbian to serve in the Senate. I apologize to Dan and to you.
I award myself no points and may God have mercy on my soul. Folks, it's a joke. I guess there are probably some liberals
in here. I think I actually made Jim's idea. It's a joke. I love Jim and the Democrats are crazy.
So what happened? It wouldn't have been a crazy. It's just that you have to understand.
Jim makes a joke of it, but he's exactly right. That would have been the rational political thing to do. Kamala Harris is never going to be president, move her over to her
Senate spot, appoint her. Newsom then gets appointed VP. Biden resigns. The Democrats
have a good path to winning the next election with Newsom running as an incumbent president,
where he gets to look like a serious guy. That's the rational thing. Democrats are not rational. Jim ignored the theory I've told
you about forever. Jim, listen to me. The Democrats show your ass theory that the Democrats try to one
up each other in craziness. I'm going to appoint the first minority. I'm going to appoint the first
black man. I'm going to person for a black woman. I'm going to appoint the first black woman. I'm going to appoint the first black female.
That's all they care about
because they want to one up each other
in identity politics to look like they're more woke.
That they believe is their path to political power.
Don't think rationally.
If you're thinking like a sane person, stop.
If what you're saying sounds reasonable,
the Democrats will not do it.
Guy, Joe, do you guys get this so we don't have to go through this again?
If what you're saying sounds reasonable, like when I tell Guy they should throw out all the
Star Wars movies after Empire Strikes Back and start over, it sounds reasonable. The Democrats
are not for it then. They're not.
I had to get that in there. I'm sorry. That's a Democrat thing. He's like, I got to go back to
playing my Dungeons and Dragons, Flesh and Blood. I'm telling you, if it sounds, Jim, are you
listening? Text me if you're listening. This is for you and I'll tell you on the radio show later.
is for you and I'll tell you on the radio show later. Don't believe it. You're thinking like Jim,
a smart man, a learned man. Stop it. Think like an idiot and a dipshit. Try it. Thank you, Jim.
Producer Jim, think like a moron. It's hard for you. I understand. That's a compliment and it'll make more sense. The guy appointed a woman who doesn't even live in California.
She lives in Maryland.
Joe's more of a California resident than she is.
And by the way, here's Gavin Newsom's tweet.
What's that?
No, he's not.
Jim is not.
Well, I don't know.
By the Democrats, he can identify whatever he'd like.
He's proud to announce California's new senator from Maryland, LaFonza Butler. Notice, she will make history. No, no, she won't make history.
Newsom wants to make history. To one-up each other, becoming the first black lesbian to openly
serve in the Senate. As if serving openly and being gay is like anyone. What is that? Is that even a, like, I don't understand.
Like, is anybody stopping you?
These people are crazy.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares but nuisance.
This is just bananas.
All right, I got a few minutes with you, but this is important.
This is why I opened the show like this today.
You know, I told you that things are going on behind the scenes. Folks,
there is a coordinated international effort. It is not a conspiracy theory. It is a conspiracy fact.
I can prove it to you. There is an open international effort right now to go full
police state and do it fast. And they are desperately trying to do it before new elections
in the UK and new elections in Canada. Despite the conservative air quotes movement in Canada
and the UK, I say that because some real conservatives, but some of them are fake,
just like in the United States. The Democrats in Canada who've gone full communist are afraid they
may lose the next election. They are in a push
right now. Again, I wish I could say more, but it's happening right now and spilling into the
open to censor everyone and jail anyone they disagree with, put everyone out of business at
the same time. Look at this article by The Counter Signal. This is what I'm talking about.
Justin Trudeau, an absolute communist, just passed the Online Streaming Act
with the Canadian Radio, Television, and Telecommunications Commission.
They're trying to now regulate podcasts. In other words, they are going to tell you what you can and
can't say. This is after the Dan Wooten GB News incident with Ofcom over in the UK where they're getting pressure. GB News is like the Fox News Newsmax of the UK.
They're being threatened with being pulled off the air because of a joke on the show
that the guy apologized for.
Listen, Relaxium Lady Rachel style, I am telling you, this is really bad behind the scenes.
There are governments all over right now that are
ready to go full commie like that. Here's the Wall Street Journal. They're trying it here too.
The FCC is now doubling down on net neutrality. Net neutrality is a total scam.
They're admitting now they're going to try to fix the internet and they're going to go ex-post to basically go back
and regulate content on the internet. All this is happening this weekend. It's all coordinated.
The UK, the Ofcom incident, Canada pushing to censor podcasts and the United States pushing
to censor the internet. This is not an accident. Neither is this. Here's Joe Biden right on cue,
trying to build the momentum for this. Gave this interview this weekend,
talking about Elon Musk. This is all coordinated. Check this out.
What about what Elon Musk has done to Twitter, lowering guardrails against misinformation?
Does that contribute to it? Yeah, it does. Look, one of the things that I said to you when I thought I wasn't going to run,
I was going to write a book about the changes taking place. And most of it's directed over
the years for these fundamental changes in society by changing technology. Gutenberg
printing in the printing press changed the way Europeans could talk to one another all the way to today.
Where where do people get their news?
They they they, you know, they go on the Internet.
They they they they go online.
They go and you have no notion whether it's true or not.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is all coordinated.
Please, please take that check. Take it to the bank and cash it. I am not leading you astray. This is all happening on purpose. The UK, Canada, the United States, what were previously republics and representative democracies, parliamentary systems, they are all going down in smoke at the same time. They are going full tyrant right now.
They're going to censor and destroy anyone before these elections, and they are not stopping.
This all happened this weekend. It's been building to this crescendo.
They were just waiting for a moment, and now it's here. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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