The Dan Bongino Show - Biden’s Brain is GONE (Ep. 2264)

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

The Trump Trial continues to embarrass any and all of its apologists while Biden continues to deteriorate in front of us. In this episode, I cover all angles of the sad story of Biden and the ongoing... fallout of the sham Trump Trial. Behind Closed Doors, Biden Shows Signs of Slipping Trump’s Secret Service driver wanted to quickly refute Cassidy Hutchinson’s J6 tale but was rebuffed Could Trump be forced to govern from a prison cell? Don’t count on it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. Folks, you ever see a headline? You ever see a headline in your life that is so explosive yet anticlimactic? That sounds contradictory. How is that? The Wall Street Journal has one of the longest stories I've ever seen on the journal. If you ever read the Wall Street Journal online, it has a minutes counter at the top for how many minutes they think it'll take the average reader to read it. Most of their articles are between three to five minutes. This article about Biden and his dementia, whatever he has, is 19 minutes long.
Starting point is 00:00:47 This article is like the Warren piece of manifestos on the Wall Street Journal. It's 19 minutes long. It's an absolute manifesto on how Joe Biden has some frontal lobe dementia or something so badly that he actually falls asleep in meetings. But here's the thing, folks, this was a Time magazine thing first, and now it's made its way into the Wall Street Journal, two outlets that at least try to be kind of centered down the mainstream. It's now in the veins and arteries of America that there is absolutely no chance this guy's going to make it four and a half more years. None. Even if we were to win. I got a big show for you today. I got that.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Do not fall for the Biden scam on the border. That's absolute bullshit. And after we went after Dan Abrams in that interview yesterday, we got an invite to appear on his show on News Nation. I'm going to throw it out to the chat. Should we do it? Should we not? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:41 We'll see. I think we should do it. I'm leaning towards doing it. I always like a good debate. Beam's Dream Powders, a science-backed hot cocoa for sleep with no added sugar. Go to shopbeam.com slash Bongino. Use code Bongino. That's shopbeam.com slash Bongino.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Use code Bongino for up to 20% off. Again, don't fall for the Biden border scheme. I'm going to expose that, too. It's an absolute amnesty scam. Hey, food costs are up 20%. Insurance costs are out of control and rising. Childcare is through the roof, and most of us have no other choice but to put these expenses on credit card. Can't keep happening. It's breaking the backs of hardworking
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Starting point is 00:03:06 but explosive headline in a long time. What do I mean by that? I'm not trying to play word games or be silly with you here. Folks, it's pretty explosive stuff. Why? The freaking president of the United States who has this nuclear football,
Starting point is 00:03:21 who by the authority of the U.S. Constitution has a set of delineated powers and is the commander in chief of our military, can't even stay awake for a basic meeting with his team. Now, this thing is like 47,000 words. However, it's all summed up in the first paragraph. If this launched, it's already gone nuclear. Everybody knows it, but now you're a people behind closed doors who were talking to mainstream media outlets. What does that tell you? Chat, what does that tell you? Anyone, anyone, Evita, anyone, what does that tell you? Anyone have any idea why people behind closed doors are talking about Joe Biden's mental problems. No, he's given the easy answer.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Because they want to. Yes, because they want to. They want this guy out, folks. Listen to me. Listen. This guy's not going to be the nominee, man. They want this guy out. You hear me?
Starting point is 00:04:29 Listen to me. They want this guy out. You hear me? Listen to me. They want this guy out. Quote, when Biden met with congressional leaders in the West Wing in January to negotiate some Ukraine funding deal, Biden spoke so softly at times that some participants struggled to hear him. According to five people familiar with the meeting. Folks, do you think these five people are Republicans? Hold on, leave that up, Justin. Don't pull it down. You think they're Republicans? Folks in the chat,
Starting point is 00:04:58 why are those people likely Democrats? Anyone? Viewer? Because if they were five Republicans, they'd be on the record, right? Democrats want this guy out. Five people familiar with the meeting. Biden read from notes, they note, to make obvious points. Hello, my name is, hold on. I can't see the note. Joe Biden. And he paused for extended periods and sometimes closed his eyes for so long that some in the room wondered whether he had tuned out. Now you can read the other 47,000 words of this piece. It's a good piece. I recommend you do it. I went, it's my job to read the whole thing. It'll take you about 20 minutes, but there you go. Thank you. Oh, 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Thank you, Justin. It's actually 20 minutes. Look, it says, listen to this article. 20 minutes on Annie Linsky and Seaborn Hughes are the authors. Folks, this guy's the commander in chief, bro. He has the power to start a nuclear war while there's chaos in the Middle East, Russia and Ukraine, and five people in one meeting who are most likely his own staff are now sabotaging him in the mainstream media. They want this dude out.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Out. Out. Ever see the original Amityville Horror? Any of you guys ever see it? Back in the day, it was a scary movie. By the way, I lived in that area. Total scam. Amityville Horror never happened.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I'm sorry. That's a total scam. I'm not buying any of it. Every one of the people I knew said the thing was a total scam. But whatever. Have you ever watched the original movie? The priest goes into the haunted house. And what is the demons in the house?
Starting point is 00:06:43 Oh, this is what's happening. They want this guy out. Read this article tactically. Nearly everyone in here is anonymously quoted. If they were Republicans, why wouldn't they put their name on the record? These are Democrats. They want this dude out. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Evita wants to know who they're going to replace him with. I don't know. I mean, who do you think? I mean, Kamala is, they're not going to get rid of Kamala. Why? Because they're going to be accused of being racist. They're going to be like, oh, you passed up the first black female vice president. You know they're going to play the
Starting point is 00:07:27 DEI card. Who did they play? I mean, you guys in a chat have any idea who they were? I don't know. They're in a Biden, right? Here's the thing. I know it's hard to think like a Democrat because I'm asking you to purposefully be stupid. I get that. But for a second,
Starting point is 00:07:44 dump 30 IQ points. And I'm just, think purposefully be stupid. I get that. But for a second, dump 30 IQ points. And I'm just, think as a Democrat here. Biden boxed himself in. He said early on, I am going to appoint the first black female Supreme Court justice and vice president because I think these people are competent enough to replace me. Biden steps aside and then does what?
Starting point is 00:08:03 Endorses someone else? The guy's in a bind. RFK, yeah, I mean, I think RFK's a possibility, but he's losing steam. Hillary Clinton, yeah, I mean, he's a... Who wrote... Wait, wait, who put Kanye up there? KJ?
Starting point is 00:08:24 You guys tripped me out. Big, big, it's not going to be Mike. Okay. I'm worried. Why do I do this? I love you guys in the chat. So that's the best part about rumble, man. It's an interactive, where else are you going to do this? It's an interactive show. Any of this stuff on YouTube, we all get banned immediately. It's the only place we can have a lively conversation. Folks, when I don't know, I don't know. I don't try to be. I'm just guessing it would have to be Kamala Harris. How the hell does the Democrat party that's anchored itself to DEI walk away from the first female black vice president and say, no, she's not qualified. You can't. You just can't. We'll see. OK, important. A lot of big stuff happened yesterday.
Starting point is 00:09:12 I got a big show. He's like, man, are you going to get to any of this? Got a whole show. I'm on line one and not even line one. This is the top of line one. I had to add it in the end because it's new. Don't fall for this border scam. Biden's executive order on the border yesterday is an absolute scam. I've got all the receipts for you. And another conspiracy theory, by the way, bites the dust too. I'll get to that in a second. But first on the border thing. So here's the Biden press conference yesterday. Biden, here's the backstory. Biden's getting absolutely crushed on just about everything, inflation, foreign policy, when it comes to polls. In other words, if you ask people, why does Joe Biden suck? I mean, essentially, it's what you're asking.
Starting point is 00:09:54 All kinds of euphemisms for him. One of the top reasons is the border. So Biden has to do something, but he doesn't really want to do anything about the border because his far left wants open borders because it means political power for them. If they can get people registered to vote, they talk about it all the time. We played the demographic destiny of audio so many times you're probably tired of it. This is what the Democrats want. They want to change the demographics of the country. They talk about it all the time.
Starting point is 00:10:23 OK, and it's about voting power. So he's got this problem. His really active base wants an open border, and yet most of America that votes doesn't. So if he wants to raise money and stay in the race, he has to keep the base happy, but he's also got to do something to turn the polls around. So what does he do?
Starting point is 00:10:39 He fakes doing something. Here we go yesterday. Here's Biden's presser, cut number one. Here he admits, basically,'s Biden's presser, cut number one. Here he admits, basically, this is a big scam. And all they want to do is, quote, effectively manage the border invasion. They don't want to stop it. They don't want to stop it. He could stop. He doesn't want, he just wants to manage it. Listen to this. This ban will remain in place until the number of people trying to enter illegally is reduced to a level that our system can effectively manage.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Again, I'm just playing the guy's own words. I do this every day. This is the receipt show. Every single day we bring receipts. Notice he doesn't say he wants to stop this. Donald Trump is crystal clear. Whether you're a Biden guy, a Trump guy, or an RFK guy, there's no time for pulling
Starting point is 00:11:25 punches here. Donald Trump is crystal clear. We want to build the wall. We're going to stop the inflow. We're going to deport people. There's no mystery there. You notice how Biden always talks in euphemisms and word games and bullshit. We're going to, what does effectively manage mean? We already have a way to effectively manage illegal immigration. You know how? Well, stopping it. It's already against the law. He just admitted it. Here, this is the part the Democrats, again, are not telling you. And again, Biden's playing a bunch of word games here. He basically admits here that his goal from the day he got into office has been for a large-scale amnesty. But he can't use the amnesty word.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Now, why do Biden and the Democrats want amnesty for illegal immigrants? For those who are new to the show and maybe don't follow politics, I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but amnesty would mean you came here illegally and the federal government says, it's okay, go forth to love and serve. We're going to forgive you. Register to vote. Do you get it? They want amnesty, and they've always wanted amnesty, because they want to change the demographics of the country for political power. How do we know that? Because they talk about it all the time. I'm not going to play it again. I played it a thousand times. Well, I may play it again before the election, but not now. Here he is admitting to it,
Starting point is 00:12:40 that he's wanted to do this from the moment he got into office. Check this out. My very first day as president, I introduced a comprehensive immigration reform plan to fix, to fix our broken system, secure our border, provide a pathway for citizenship for Dreamers and a lot more. And I'm still fighting to get that done. Did you hear it? Did you hear it at the end? A pathway to citizenship for dreamers and what? What did he say? And a whole lot more. Notice how they're playing word games. Folks, we dissect on this show. Listen, we can have fun together and I hope we do. But if we don't learn something, there is no point to this show at all. I spent a lot of time on this material and there were a lot of cuts. I only picked the ones that I think mean something to you.
Starting point is 00:13:30 This is what he's doing there. He can't say the word amnesty because he knows the voting folks who are not crazy, the non-liberals, will lose their minds and he'll drop another 10 points on the immigration issue. So he has to talk in coded language to say to his radical left base, I'm going to leave the border open. I'm going to do amnesty, but I'm going to call it other things. Winky, winky, nod, nod. So what does he say? He calls it the pathway to citizenship, which has always been the euphemistic term for amnesty. Then he says for dreamers, but he doesn't stop there. He says, and a whole lot more folks, this is a mass amnesty. If you love illegal immigration
Starting point is 00:14:13 and you want it rewarded with citizenship benefits, taxpayer funded benefits, voting privileges, and everything else, then please vote for Joe Biden. He's your guy. Now, there are even more scams in this thing. I am not going to let you fall for this thing. No, no, zero chance. Here's Bill Mellugian on Fox. He's a great reporter on this border thing. It's kind of become a shtick of his. He digs into the weeds. OK, here's about a minute segment he does on Fox where in this new amnesty open borders executive order, Biden's pretending that it allows 2,500 people in illegally, which in and of itself is a disgrace. But he's pretending and then the border shuts down after it averages that many people. So you're telling me 1.8 million people be let in the country illegally, no problem.
Starting point is 00:15:04 And then he's going to do something. Yes, but it's even worse. It's even worse. The 2,500 people Biden wants to allow in illegally before he shuts the border down. None of that's true either, because you can still file illegally on the app to come in the country illegally, not do the regular process. And you can go to a port of entry and it doesn't include children and all of these other groups too. This, I'm sorry, I hate the three days in a row, but folks, this is the biggest triple barrel middle finger to American citizens and legal immigrants I've ever seen. Listen to who this doesn't include. Check this
Starting point is 00:15:42 out. So reading this executive order, what I can say is in no way should it be described as shutting down the border. And I'll explain why. There are several exceptions to this executive order he's going to be announcing. Number one, this is not going to stop or slow the up to 1500 migrants per day who are being released into the country by showing up at a CBP port of entry with an appointment on a cell phone app called CBP1. It's 1,000 to 1,500 every day, and then they're released into the country. This executive order does not touch that. That is exempted. It also exempts the controversial program where up to 30,000 migrants per month are flying directly
Starting point is 00:16:23 into the United States from foreign countries via a mass parole program. The Biden administration has put in place that's for migrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua and Venezuela. He's brought in over four hundred and fifty thousand people into the country that way. So far, this executive order also does not touch that. So we are talking thousands of people coming into the country every single day that is left completely alone. What does the order, well, excuse me, there's one more exception as well. Unaccompanied children and minors are not touched by this executive order. So that's going to raise concerns.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Who does this executive order actually include? Anyone? Anyone? Who does this executive order actually include? Anyone? Anyone? Venezuelans, Nicaraguans, children, people who come on the app, people who illegally enter at the port of entry.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Who's included? In the billions of people in the world, there's like seven people included. They're the only ones. Everyone else, you're a OK. Don't please don't let them get away with this. It is your job. It's your job. I hate to be demanding, but it's your job to get on your social media accounts today. Everywhere.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Facebook, TikTok, Truth, Rumble, wherever you are and spread the word that this is absolute bullshit. All this is is an executive order to cover Biden's ass on immigration. It does absolutely nothing to stop the illegal immigration problem. As a matter of fact, it makes it even worse. Now, it is tragic watching this absolute buffoon, this kid-sniffing, woman-groping loser. By the way, did you hear that trial yesterday?
Starting point is 00:18:03 I don't mean to get off track, but did you hear some of the cuts or read some of the transcripts from Hunter Biden's trial yesterday? What a disgusting, filthy family this is. Getting off pedophiles and in charge, this family, the one getting the sister-in-law on crack. These people are disgusting. They are disgusting. This dude is freaking gross. He is disgusting and filthy. He is, this guy is, I almost said disgusting again for the third time because there's something in my head.
Starting point is 00:18:39 I don't think you understand how much I really genuinely can't stand this guy. This guy makes Obama look like it was like a kindergarten crayon class. I'm going to get to this in a second. He's trying to blame the GOP. But as always, we bring the facts and the data to show you in their own words that it wasn't the GOP or Trump that did this. It was them. Hey, you're looking to drop a few L-bizzles, a few L-Bs? I always am. I got lean. A lot of people have been telling me that,
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Starting point is 00:20:28 Thank you, Brickhouse Nutrition. Give it a shot. Take the lead. Okay, watch this buffoon yesterday try to blame the GOP. What's the problem this guy's going to have? His own people are on the record saying, screw the GOP policies of border security and the Trump policies. We're going to do something different.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Watch the kid's sniffer. He's probably staring at some kids he wants to sniffer. Come here today to do what policies, we're going to do something different. Watch the kid sniffer. He's probably staring at some kids. He wants to sniffer. Come here today to do what the Republicans in Congress refuse to do. Take the necessary steps to secure our border. That's fascinating because when Donald Trump wanted to take a bunch of funds and allocate them towards building the Southern wall, what did they do? A bunch of liberal dipshits, just like Joe Biden, sued him.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Folks, this is the pen. It's my prized possession. This is Donald Trump's actual pen. He used to sign that executive order. I met him in the White House that day. Name dropping, I'm just telling you. Don't tell me it didn't happen. This is the pen.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Look, the White House right there. That's Donald Trump's signature. This is the actual pen. My prized possession right there. Do you know that, Evita? I was there. This is the actual pen. She's been looking at this on the desk when she does her show. That's a hint. That's coming soon too. Evita Duffy tearing it up on the Dan Bongino Network. This is the pen. Don't tell me it didn't happen. I see you out of the corner of my eye. My face is like,
Starting point is 00:21:51 I love zooming in on my face because I got a face for radio. You ever see a face like this? Some people like it. It depends. Listen to my orcas. Here's my orcas on Nicole Wallace's show on MSNBC. This is right after they took office. Okay. So Biden's Biden stance, just to be clear, let's use logic and reason. Even though he has a record number of people who've entered the country illegally by far under his administration after he changed the Trump policies is the GOP did it. The GOP did it, and I just have to fix their broken policies?
Starting point is 00:22:27 They had stuff that worked. Yours don't. Watch. I'd like to understand from you what Trump-era immigration policies have been banned, ended, reversed, and if any investigations are underway by you. So we have rescinded so many Trump immigration policies. It would take so much time to list them. Folks, again, are we going to do logic and reason? Are we going to be dumbass liberals?
Starting point is 00:22:54 OK, so logic would say Donald Trump had this many people who entered the country illegally. No one's ever shut down illegal immigration, but it's been higher under certain policies. Mayorkas comes in with Joe Biden. They nixed those border security policies. Biden has X times 10, 100 people coming in. And what do they do? They blame the GOP. This is asshole logic. It really is. You have to be really stupid to buy this. Now, I want you to pay very close attention to this segment. This is the most important block in here, and I got a couple other things I want to get to. A lot of show left. The Hunter Biden trial, the Secret Service story, so don't go anywhere.
Starting point is 00:23:34 You can tell I'm a little excited about today's show. I can see in the chat, you guys are picking up on my mood changes over the day. Today's one of those days. This is Obama's DHS secretary. Remember Jay Johnson? Jay Johnson did a media appearance. It's now become infamous. It was about, I don't know, a year and a half ago or something like that. Obama's DHS secretary. So this guy's no Republican. He says a specific number. He basically says, hey, when I was DHS secretary, if border crossings hit this magic number, we were in real trouble. We were overwhelmed. I want you to listen to the number and keep this number in the back of your head. Biden wants to let 2,500 people in the country a day, a day. Forget all those exclusions,
Starting point is 00:24:22 a day before he does anything about it. And then listen to what Johnson has to say. Check this out. My staff will tell you if it was under 1000 apprehensions the day before, that was a relatively good number. And if it was above 1000, it was a relatively bad number. And I was going to be in a bad mood the whole day. On Tuesday, there were 4000 apprehensions. I know that 1000,000 overwhelms the system. I cannot begin to imagine what 4,000 a day looks like. So we are truly in a crisis. You know what's great about this show? That's kind of like a conceited thing to say, but it
Starting point is 00:24:59 was good. We always just bring the receipts. We back it up every time. So Joe Biden's telling you now he's going to let 2,500 people in a day before he does anything. 2,500 people minus just about everyone who's excluded. Okay. Just assume that's the number. Obama's DHS secretary says the system gets overwhelmed with a thousand people a day. He wants to more than double that. These are not, I'm not even playing for you, republicans yet these are just the democrats york is jay johnson you see how they burn themselves with their own words if you're a liberal watching me how are you so dumb to keep falling for this stuff when all i've played for you in the first 20 minutes of the show are your own people refuting your own premise
Starting point is 00:25:40 here's another one of your own guys. Here's Derek Farland, sometimes known as Merrick Garland, our attorney general and name only. A sniveling buffoon and a snake. I've never by the way, is this guy's voice just driving you crazy? I'm sorry, I mean, right? I know it's like an
Starting point is 00:25:59 external characteristic, should have nothing to do with anything, but there's something about this guy's life. He's very snive always, it makes me sick to spit it out, man. Get some, take a verbal advantage course and do some Barry White training or something. You gotta get him hold up, man. Dude, what is, this is a sniveling. He was sniveling little snake.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Derek Farland yesterday up at Capitol Hill, basically admitting on the record under oath that, yeah, we've kind of got like a terror problem at the border. I'm only playing your own people, liberal dipshits. And what's Biden doing? Bring them all in.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Check this out. We've had 5 million illegal immigrants deliberately released into our country with very limited vetting. And while the Border Patrol has been overwhelmed, another two million known gotaways have entered as well. Now, last year, your FBI director told this committee that he believes this constitutes a massive security threat. Again, his words. Do you agree with that assessment? a massive security threat. Again, his words. Do you agree with that assessment?
Starting point is 00:27:07 I'm never going to be disagreeing with the FBI director, but my recollection, he said that there is a national security threat of people from known terrorist organizations crossing the border. I can't with this guy, folks. This sniveling little snake.
Starting point is 00:27:26 I can't take it., folks. This sniveling little snake. I can't take it. I'm never... Just... He can't answer a question. I got some audio coming up of Congressman Andy Biggs, who thankfully filleted him on this. Just answer the question. You see what he did there?
Starting point is 00:27:40 The FBI director, who's another hack, by the way. We have a serious border security problem. Instead of him by the way, we have a serious border security problem. Instead of him saying, yeah, we got a serious border security problem. Why does he have to speak in negatives? I'm never going to disagree with. Why does he do that? Anyone in the chat? No. Anyone there? He does it because he doesn't want a soundbite on tape of him saying there's a border crisis, even though there is that involves the national security. So he knows that that makes for an easier soundbite, puts lipstick on the pig. These people are disgusting, man. There's absolute freaking garbage. And by the way,
Starting point is 00:28:15 you see Biden lost on stage again yesterday after the president, hey, VO this for you. Do you see him? He gets on stage. He does this whole presser about his new amnesty program to open the border even more. And the thing ends. Look at him. He don't know what to do, folks. Look at him. Look at him looking around. He's like, are there any kids to sniff here? There's one to grope right there. Is that a woman? Is that a woman for me to grope? No, no, that's just a child to sniff. Where? Over here? Where's my sniffing? Line him up. Line him up, kids. Get that hair ready for me to sniff. Where? Over here? Where's my sniffing? Line him up. Line him up, kids. Get that hair ready for me to sniff.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Oh, there are the kiddies. Look. He doesn't know what to do. He doesn't know what to do. They're just happy he didn't fall asleep and close his eyes at the end of the thing. Make no mistake, he wanted kids lined up. Keep your kids away from this, dude,
Starting point is 00:29:04 man. Go to that RNC research thing. If you want to see some video of him sniffing some kids the other day again, too. He just can't stop. The dude is gross, man. He's disgusting. They're just happy the brother didn't fall asleep. That's it. That's it. That's it. They got off the stage. They were like, yes, yes, yes. Folks, even the media is realizing they got a problem now. Listen to me. This next clip is going to nail it for you. I'm going to take a quick break.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Everybody gets it. Remember what I said in the beginning of the show, that Wall Street Journal piece about Biden losing his brain function right now, those are Democrat insiders. Make no mistake. This guy's not going to beat a nominee, man. Not if they can help it. And this next question they asked Kareem Jean-Pierre, going to put the nail in that. You're going to see there. Everyone's starting to right now realize they can't win with this idiot. I don't know how much better they can do with Kamala. So I wouldn't freak out too much. Hey, all of you know, Mike Lindell and MyPillow, they no longer have the support of
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Starting point is 00:31:56 That's omahasteaks.com, promo code Bongino at checkout to save on exclusive packages starting at just $89. Enjoy. You did, right? See, Justin's already there. You do. Every time I read that, matter of fact, I get a sip of water right now. Be slurping like an animal during the show. The media's realizing they got a problem, Daddy-O. They understand they got to get rid of this guy. This message has gone out. The only reason we're
Starting point is 00:32:22 not going full bore with pieces about, when I say full bar, I mean, everywhere, Washington Post, New York Times, Chicago Trib, L.A. Times. The only reason you're not seeing headlines Biden must go yet is because they're still hoping he'll voluntarily step aside before the convention. They're still holding out hope. I'm telling you, he won't. They're going to have to force his ass out. They are. They're going to have to force him out and say, listen, we're pulling endorsements. We're pulling money. He won't leave. Here's yesterday on the on Air Force, Air Force One. Corrine Jean-Pierre, I want you to listen to the question and how she tries to run cover here when they're asked about Biden's schedule
Starting point is 00:33:02 and him basically not doing anything. This is going to be the line going forward. Hey, why should we support you if Biden's not even going to campaign? Listen, check this out. What he did today, we didn't see him all day. There was no schedule of what he did. What I can say is the president, as you know, he made some calls. He called he called the newly elected Mexico president. We put out a statement there. And so what I can say that he certainly continues to work on behalf of the American people. That's something that he does day in, day out. I just don't have anything to say as it's related to the event today.
Starting point is 00:33:40 So he made a phone call. That was Biden's schedule. He called the newly elected Mexican president and what? Said, hey, nice job. Did he fall asleep on the phone? He spoke so softly. Did they need a sound magnifier? Did they have to do one of those phones where it transcribes for the lady
Starting point is 00:33:57 so they know what he's saying? That's going to be the line of attack. Listen, you heard it here first, man. Flag it right now. Flags in the chat. Flags in the chat. What? That's a good, you know what?
Starting point is 00:34:11 That's actually a good point. He just said it right. You know, I don't know what's going on with the language barrier with these two on the call, but this is one of those rare times that having an interpreter on the call actually helps because you can hear what Biden actually says. No one ever knows what this guy says.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Flag it. Here's the narrative. You chatsters are on it, man. Here's the narrative going forward. If Biden's not going to work for it, then we shouldn't support him. When you see it, flags everywhere. When you see it, just remember you heard it here first.
Starting point is 00:34:40 We're always ahead of these idiots. Hey, just a bit of comic relief before I get to something really important. As another conspiracy theory bites the dust. I'm out of these idiots. Hey, just a bit of comic relief before I get to something really important. As another conspiracy theory bites the dust. I'm out of conspiracy theories. I'm out of conspiracy theories. You got to give me some more. They've all come true.
Starting point is 00:34:52 There are no more left. Did you see this thing with Joni Ernst yesterday? She's a Republican senator. They're giving a presser and she walks off stage, but there's a hot mic. It's really quick. But here, play this. You got to listen to what she says. Listen in. Never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals. She gets caught on mic walking off stage.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Listen, I'm not a, you know, I don't get into these politicians, whatever, but that's pretty funny. Candidly, I'm not so sure she didn't realize that was going to be caught on mic. Either way, I don't care. It's still pretty funny. And never trust the guy who tells you his uncle, Brozy, was eaten by cannibals in Papua New Guinea and makes the whole story up. That's still, you definitely don't want that guy in your corner. Ladies and gentlemen, another conspiracy theory bites the dust. Now, if we win in November, and I hope we do, there'll be no red wave talk, okay?
Starting point is 00:35:54 We're not doing that here, but it's a good chance. There's a really good chance we're going to win in November. If we win, I want prosecutions. I want to use the full weight of the Department of Justice and state attorneys general, because there's definitely been involved at all, to say that the Hunter Biden laptop was in fact indicative of a Russian-influenced campaign in the United States. Everyone knew that was bullshit from the start. We had the receipt of the laptop. The laptop was signed by Hunter Biden. The laptop was dropped off by Hunter Biden. Every sane person knew this. However, there appears to have been an FBI effort to suppress the Hunter Biden laptop from getting out before the 2020
Starting point is 00:36:52 election. Listen to me. This is important because even if you say you're the most swampy Republican out there and you don't want to hear anything about mail-in ballot fraud, machines, and you're like, the election was free and fair, can we at least acknowledge, even for you idiots, can we at least acknowledge that the election was interfered in, was interfered with, excuse me, by a bunch of media and government assets who hid valuable information in the public in the form of a Hunter Biden laptop?
Starting point is 00:37:23 If we can't agree to that, get the hell out of the party. You're just too stupid to be here. Wendell Husebo was at the trial yesterday or somebody knew it. FBI witness confirms on the stand that the Hunter Biden laptop is real. I mean, really? As I said, even if you're the biggest swampy Republican out there, you're like, there'll be no more talk of a stolen election. I'm sorry that you're too dopey to understand that mail-in ballots rife with fraud. Even the left talked about it years ago in that New York
Starting point is 00:37:55 Times piece we put up all the time. But they hid the laptop. It was a government conspiracy to do it. And if there's not an investigation after Donald Trump takes office, I'm going to be really upset. These 51 intelligence officials should have all of their clearances pulled immediately, and we should FOIA everything and see if there's any, because it's only going to work for government. Any government use of time was dedicated to this conspiracy. I want to know about it.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Folks, the Bidens are what happened. They're what happens to us when bad people lust for power. I want you to understand that one of the reasons I started this show initially, I'd run for office and I was really disappointed. I met some decent people. I don't want to be overly dramatic. I did. I met some people who, even though you might not agree with them on everything, I found that, you know, be principled and they were there for the right reasons. But I'll tell you something else. About 80% of the people I met were absolute
Starting point is 00:38:54 freaking tools. I couldn't believe when I was talking to them in their offices or elsewhere, how disgusting and disgraceful they were. Everything was about them, what you could do for them, your email list, how much money you were going to raise. It wasn't about if you were a good candidate or what you believed in or what you were going to fight for. It really turned me off to the process. And a lot of the material I give you today and why this show is the biggest live streaming
Starting point is 00:39:16 political show in the world right now is out of rage and anger. And I wish I could tell you something cutesy time, but I can't. We need more people who run for office, not because they want to be there, but because they feel it's their obligation. There's nothing wrong with liking the process or enjoying it or wanting to be part of it.
Starting point is 00:39:38 But there is something wrong with people who don't see it as a sense of duty first. This is one of the best minute and a half's you're ever going to hear on this show. You guys know Mark Robinson. He's one of my favorites. He is running for governor in North Carolina. He's the lieutenant governor now. This guy is an absolute flamethrower. He's been on my radio show many times. I want you to listen to this speech he gave at a Jason Whitlock conference. It was very good. You can listen to the whole thing,
Starting point is 00:40:10 but this is about a minute and a half, and it's about just this. And we got all the wrong damn people in politics, man. This is some powerful stuff. Turn it up. Listen, check this out. No one should be sitting in your state capitol. No one should be sitting in your state Capitol. No one should be sitting in our nation's Capitol because they want to be an elected official. That's the problem right now. People wanna be an elected official. They wanna pop their collar. They want people to open the door for them. They want the doors, they want to be driven around in a limousine. They want everybody to know their names. And they want to get rich.
Starting point is 00:40:53 And they want to get reelected. And they want all the power they can get. You see, an elected official to me should be like, let's see. Let's pick somebody throughout history that they should be like. Let's pick out a young man on June the 6th, 1944, in a Higgins boat. How many of y'all know what a Higgins boat is? One of them landing craft, headed toward Normandy Beach, the Normandy Beach hit. Now I want you to imagine that young man inside that landing craft. I want you to imagine your ability to go to that young man and ask that young man,
Starting point is 00:41:29 why in the world do you want to do this? And imagine what that young man would say to you. He would say, I don't want to do this. But you see back home, the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. And Hitler is murdering his way across Europe. I'm not here because I want to be. I'm here because I have to be. It is my duty as an American, as a man, as a Christian, to be here to serve, even if it means laying down my life.
Starting point is 00:42:01 That needs to be the attitude of our elected officials in this nation. We need more of that. I discovered Mark. I didn't discover him. Mark has been a man his whole life without me, but I found the clip of Mark online when I still lived in my old house in Justin's neighborhood years ago, giving a speech in front of some city council type meeting about the second amendment. And I said, man, this guy's something special. Folks, we need speakers who speak with passion and power, man. No more of this superficial bullshit. People who mean it. People who don't want to be there but need to be there. People who feel it is a calling, not some pop this collar bullshit limousine, get rich
Starting point is 00:43:02 quick, kiss my ass as I walk down the CPAC always. Scam. I'm tired of the bullshitters, the fakes, the frauds, the phonies. They're everywhere, man. But here's the good news. The 80-20 rule, folks. 20% of the people can pull it off. They can. If we can just get a good core group of people, a couple Donald Trumps, some Don Juniors, some Mark Robinsons, some powerful folks out there in this Make America Great movement, in key positions, I promise you we can take this ship, go in right into that storm and turn it around.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I promise you we can do it. That's a powerful speaker right there. And everyone, anyone in the chat in North Carolina, please help this guy out. Start promoting him on social media today. We need this guy in there. All right, some more stuff I'm going to get to today too. Yesterday up on Capitol Hill, folks, Merrick Garland was up there.
Starting point is 00:44:05 I kind of hinted at it before. First, I want you to see how crazy these people are. This is why we need more Mark Robinsons and no more of this halfway bullshit. This is what they want. Politico, Josh Gerstin. Could Trump be forced to govern from a prison cell? Don't count on it. They go on this whole thing.
Starting point is 00:44:23 This is kind of like winky-winky nod-nods to everyone that, hey, this may be possible if we put this guy in jail. Might be implausible. This is insane. These are the conversations that are being had on the left. And you want a bunch of cutesy time? People want to play nice with these people? One more op-ed in the New York Times,
Starting point is 00:44:41 and then we'll get those lefties to see the light. They don't want to see the light. They enjoy the darkness. Reminds me of that scene with Bane and Batman in that movie. He's talking about being raised. They were raised in the darkness. They love it. It's not frightening to them.
Starting point is 00:45:00 That's all they're about. There was a hearing yesterday up on Capitol Hill. I'm so sick of Garland. I brought this up before. These are the snakes you're dealing with. They can never answer a question. This country will burn to the ground. They'll look at the fire in front of them.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Do you see a fire? I'm not sure I see a fire. I hear some cackling and an orange-like glow. I feel some heat, but I cannot attest to the fact. These people can't even answer a question. Andy Biggs just goes for it yesterday. He tells Derek Farland, hey, Derek, you're going to answer a freaking question or what? I want to see more of this. Don't treat these people nice. Nicey time, cutesy time is over. Watch this. Mr. Attorney General, the reality is Mr. Herr, Special Counsel Herr, found that then former Vice President, President Biden, had retained and disclosed classified information.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Isn't that true? Mr. Herr has presented a long report. Isn't that true? Come on. I'm practically quoting right from it. You wouldn't disagree with that assessment? I won't disagree with, I'm not going to comment on his report. He sets forth.
Starting point is 00:46:11 I appointed him to investigate allegations about classified documents. So the reason that we end up talking over you is because a simple question like that goes unanswered. You're non-responsive. You're non-responsive to the question. Every freaking time with these guys. You understand the tactic they're doing? And this is why we need people like Biggs and others to call them out on it. They don't want to be on the record with a soundbite that will reflect poorly on the Biden administration.
Starting point is 00:46:41 They don't care if the country burns to the ground. Here's Matt Gaetz. Another one would have set enough fl the country burns to the ground. Here's Matt Gaetz. Another one would have set enough flamethrower to the place to quote the Al Pacino line, right? Here's Gaetz asking Garland about Colangelo. Who's Colangelo, you may be asking. Matt Colangelo is the number three or was the number three official at the Department of Justice. Why do I say was the number three official at the Department of Justice? Because he left to go and work as a line prosecutor in New York on this Twinkies case against Donald Trump, Alvin Bragg bullshit case. You're telling me the number three guy in the Department of Justice leaves to go try a BS, a glorified paperwork case in New York?
Starting point is 00:47:25 Why would he do that? Watch Garland pretend he didn't know anything about anything about anything. And I want you to ask yourself a simple question. Imagine you run a multi-billion dollar organization like the DOJ. Imagine you're a number three guy. Whatever he is, your CTO, whatever, someone in your C-suite. He leaves to go work on an assembly line somewhere and you don't have questions?
Starting point is 00:47:47 Garland doesn't know anything? Listen to this bullshit. No problem dispatching Matthew Colangelo. Who's Matthew Colangelo? That is false. I did not dispatch Matthew Colangelo. Matthew Colangelo became the assistant attorney general at the very beginning of the Biden administration
Starting point is 00:48:03 without having been Senate confirmed, goes and gets the senior role at the DOJ. And then after, I believe it's Gupta replaces Colangelo, Colangelo makes this remarkable downstream career journey from the U.S. Department of Justice in Washington, D.C., and then pops up in Alvin Bragg's office to go get Trump. And you're saying that's just a that's just a career choice that was made that has nothing to do with the lawfare coordinated. I'm saying it's false. I did not dispatch Mr. Colangelo anywhere. Well, do you know how he ended up there? I assume he spoke. He applied for a job there and got the job. But see, you know what? Tell can tell you I had nothing to do with it.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Well, you might not have had anything to do with it, but we've got this contemporaneous evidence in Mr. Pomerantz's book. So Pomerantz writes this book, which I'm sure you're aware of, where he says, we put together the legal eagles to get Trump. We got all these folks together
Starting point is 00:49:00 and we assembled them for that purpose. And so when we... together and we assembled them for that purpose. And so when, when we district attorney brag announces Matthew Colangelo as new senior counsel, he's the number three in the department of justice and the attorney general who heads the department of justice knows nothing about it. Folks, I hate lines like the smell test because it's just, I hate that line. I just said, smell what? Like, Biden, you never know what you're smelling. Kids are, does this even pass a sanity test?
Starting point is 00:49:35 The number three guy leaves to, quote, apply for a job as basically a frontline lawyer, like a rookie in a rookie job in an organization. And nobody thinks there's anything strange about this at all. I'll play that Biden hurt thing tomorrow. I just wanted to jump to this because folks, so something happened yesterday. Did you watch yesterday's show? Dan Abrams runs a news network called News Nation.
Starting point is 00:50:01 They're putting a lot of money into it. Hired a lot of talent over there. It's on a lot of the cable systems around. And Abrams strikes me, I don't know, let's see, maybe as a far lefty, he runs a lot of outlets that lean left and go after conservatives. So I went after him yesterday on the show for his ridiculous legal logic with regards to the Trump case. First, he tried to claim, and he's in his defense, because I like to be fair to people. He's saying, I don't believe this case should have been brought.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Okay, no one else does either. Then just stick by that and defend it. Don't go into a moral argument, then defending it, and then make a faux legal argument, and then defend the legal argument, knowing it's all bullshit. So we went after him yesterday because he got into this tiff with Megyn Kelly.
Starting point is 00:50:47 So he responded at NewsNation. I don't know if it's NewsNation.com. Is that the website? But here's a screenshot. And he goes after me in this piece, too, which is OK. Listen, that's what we do in this business. I don't take it personal. He's talking about this Trump case up in New York, and he's still trying to justify this FEC, what he thinks is a violation, and this payment and this NDA Donald Trump's team made with this Stormy Daniels lady.
Starting point is 00:51:13 He's still trying to justify this. It's like this guy doesn't understand basic facts about the case. And I'm starting to wonder with Abrams, is Abrams, I may go on his show. I haven't decided. They asked. I'm considering it. Maybe Tuesday. I don't know. I got to work it in my schedule. He clearly wants to have a debate. I told him it's got to be fair. But I'll even give you a hint and I'll give you a head start on this. Just to be fair, this was a state case. Nothing you're saying makes sense. Number one, the Federal Election Commission determines violations of federal elections. That's why it's the FEC and not the NYSEC, New York State Election Commission.
Starting point is 00:51:59 The case is a New York State case. Number one. Number two, the FEC has never alleged this was a campaign violation. And number three, even if it was, which it isn't, and no one's ever shown it was, the paperwork they would have had to completed would have been filed or gone public December 8th, which is after the November election. Is he just ignoring this? Really, I'm not sure if he's playing dumb right now. Or if he is, I'm really not sure.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Here, again, receipts. This is a tweet from an actual FEC commissioner who actually did this. His name is Brad Smith. Matter of fact, his Twitter handle is at Commissioner Smith. You think he knows a little bit about this? And it's funny. Wait, leave this up.
Starting point is 00:52:59 I'm guessing Dan and others, I can already say what you're going to say. Oh, well, this Brad Smith, he sounds like a partisan. The freaking judge in the case, his daughter was making money off attacking Trump while he donated a Biden. So hard pass on that bullshit. So the judge is okay, but a nonpartisan commissioner isn't. He notes that the FEC regulations make clear that a mixed motive doesn't make something a campaign expense. If the obligation would exist, irrespective of the campaign, paying it with campaign funds is personal use and therefore illegal. In other words, what he's saying here is if this thing had a dual purpose, this payment, because he wanted to protect his family against this lady going public, it doesn't make it a campaign violation at all. He doesn't under, I don't, I don't get what he's,
Starting point is 00:53:51 here's another one from the wall street journal. Another thing by, and you should read his entire thread on why this is not an FEC violation. What expenditure means all this stuff. He notes that even if this thing was, no, that's the wrong one. That's not the, yeah, that's not the right, that's not the right one. Bottom line is, oh, you got,
Starting point is 00:54:13 no, not that one. Forget it. Yeah. It's that one. Yeah. Man, you got, what were the chances? It's like by chance, you think eventually, it was like you had three choices.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Here, the payment to Stormy Daniels was made on October 27th. So the payment wouldn't have even been reported on the pre-election report. How the hell can you interfere in an election, even if you believe this was election interference, if the report of the payment wouldn't have come out until the post-election report required to be filed on December 8th, a month after the election. So the prosecution's theory that Trump wanted to hide
Starting point is 00:54:51 the expenditure until after the election makes no sense at all. Should I go on this guy's show again? I'm not sure. If he's open to it. What is it right here? Yeah, can we do a quick poll here? Because I just, I don't want to wait.
Starting point is 00:55:08 I honestly don't want to waste my time, folks. Our audience here in live stream alone, on live stream alone is bigger than their cable news audience by far. And also our VOD is like 10 times the size of video on demand. It's not even counting audio. So the thing is, do I give them PR? I don't mind. But I don't think there's going to be an honest debate because people play stupid.
Starting point is 00:55:32 How can you interfere in an election with a report that's going to be filed after the election? I just don't like stupid. And maybe he's not. Who knows? Maybe he really believes it. Good for him for reaching. That's how you grow a network, by the way. Conflict.
Starting point is 00:55:48 What's the, no, no. What do you think? Bocino, give me a quickie here. Bocino, we'll have to figure it out after the show. Folks, if you haven't downloaded the Rumble app, do it. Do it today. Please, we really appreciate it. It is free.
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