The Dan Bongino Show - Covid Was Just A Warmup For What’s Coming Next (Ep. 2236)

Episode Date: April 24, 2024

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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. You guys crack me up. I like reading the chat before the show, especially when it starts zipping around about right around 11 o'clock. And I said, listen, this one, this show is dedicated today. We're going to pour one out for Uncle Brosie. We haven't given him a shout out in a while. Someone said in there, Uncle Brozy supports recycling. And it took me a second, but I just got that. Very good. Very good. Why am I long on America, right? Despite the fact that we got this kid sniffing, woman groping, Reverend Cain plagiarizing sociopathic liar in the White House. Because, folks, the ideology we're fighting, liberalism, will eventually eat itself, unlike conservatism. You understand the very essence of it is to eat itself.

I call it the cannibalism theory, and this has nothing to do with Uncle Brosie. But you see why the show is dedicated to Uncle Brosie today. They are going to eat themselves alive. You are seeing it right now. But at the beginning of the show today, I'm going to put a little meat on the bone, and this is important. I've got to make this real for you. It is my freaking job to make this real for you

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Let's get this show started. First, before I get into this meat on the bone segment, and we're going to be doing this a lot, I call it a meat on the bone segment because, ladies and gentlemen, anyone can come to you on a show on Rumble, YouTube, Twitch, X, doesn't matter, and say, hey, vote for my guy because the other guy sucks. Okay, why?

Why does he suck? We're going to put some meat on the bone. I just want to show you this first, this disgusting piece of filth in the White House, this lying, plagiarizing kid sniffer, woman touching, daughter showering loser. He's talking about killing babies in the womb yesterday with this lunatic from Florida we've been dealing with forever. And they're talking about whether they should kill babies at six weeks or 15 weeks or right away or later. And what does Biden do? Do you see this video? Check this out. And then we come back here to state of Florida,

where Ron DeSantis felt like he needed to run for president. And so 15 weeks wasn't good enough. We had to go to six weeks. You're listening on Apple and Spotify and you're thinking, what just happened? Biden made the sign of the cross as you're talking about killing babies at 15 weeks. the sign of the cross as we're talking about killing babies at 15 weeks. Again, man, I'm not telling you Republicans are the solution. I actually have goosebumps now talking about this. This is like, look at that.

Look at that. I'm not telling you what to do, folks. You're all grown men and adults. You're very smart. You don't need life advice from Dan Bongino, okay? But I got to tell you something. If you're Catholic or Christian and you're voting for this guy, have you ever seen a more sacrilegious act than that? Then leave that there.

You just do with that what you want. I'm going to kill babies. He makes a sign of the cross. The cross was about Jesus giving his life for other people. It wasn't about killing babies in the womb for you. I want to put meat on the bone for you here. We're going to be doing a lot of this from now on November. And folks in the chat, give me your feedback.

If you don't like these segments and you say, Dan, we already know this stuff, let me know. This show's for you. I'm not here to bore you or waste your time. But I think it is an imperative that we show you what the risks of losing this election are. We cannot assume our friends and family are as knee deep in the political waters as we are. And they know all this stuff.

Many of them candidly do not. Folks, the Biden administration right now is talking about declaring a climate emergency. They are not going to do it now. They are going to wait till after the election if the oatmeal god wins again, because then he doesn't have to worry about reelection. And he's probably going to leave office halfway through because he'll be cognitively incapable of doing the job. So he doesn't care. A climate emergency would be the single most destructive thing any president has done to the economy in modern U.S. history. Imagine everything that would entail.

Control of entire supply chains, the energy production business, oil, gas, even if you don't deal directly with, say, petro businesses, but you even use oil in your fleet to transport products around. You are going to be held liable and regulated by the Biden administration. You think this is a joke? Watch this segment. If I didn't think this was important, I would not lead my Wednesday show with it. This is one of this is like the halfway point of the week where we want to get rocking and rolling and punching before the weekend. That's how important this segment is. Listen to Mark Marano talk about exactly this and what's coming. They're

talking about it. This will happen if we lose. Take a look. To address the current situation, this is all troubling. But if the president declares a climate emergency, what impact does that have? Well, I mean, this is this is the this is the serious story of the today. NBC News has reported that if Joe Biden declares a national climate emergency, he would have covid like powers under that emergency. And they also compared the emergency powers to the 9-11 emergency powers. The Center for Biological Diversity has estimated Joe Biden would get about 130 wartime-like powers by which to bypass democracy and impose the Green New Deal on America without a single vote of Congress.

This is truly the Halloween story, not a story for Earth Day. This is a truly frightening story. Evita, Pop Dukes was in that shot. You saw that? Sean Duffy, we love Sean. Folks, a climate emergency would mean the destruction of the U.S. economy. Go back and look at what was in that Green New Deal and what exactly the government was going to take over. You know, a guy I don't particularly like personally, we don't like each other, but that's okay because I'm not a little tiny little mental midget like this bag is, but whatever. He wrote a book a while ago, this guy Kevin Williamson. He wrote this book about what is an idiot's guide to socialism.

It's a pretty good book for a guy with such a petty attitude about everything. But in the book, he talks about the left having this new form of socialism where they don't need to own the economy directly like the soviets they can tax and regulate it to death and they own it anyway this is what the global warming hoax and the green new deal is about they don't care about the damn economy what do you explain to them common sense things like you guys are pushing electric vehicles that they're mining in africa and china and dumping the waste products in the river. The left is like, yeah, I don't know. Of course you don't know. You're freaking morons. They don't care about the environment. You plug in the car, it's clean. Nothing comes out of the

gas pipe. I mean the tailpipe because there isn't one. Oh, really? How do you think the energy and the electrons and all that stuff gets down into the battery? Oh, when you go to the other end, it's being generated by coal factories and other places as well. How do you think that happens? Folks, they have this thing called scope three emissions, scope one, scope two, scope three. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you need to look it up. Scope 1, Scope 2, Scope 3. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you need to look it up.

They are trying to get companies now to have to list all forms of emissions. Scope 3 is like the CEO of a company flushed the toilet once in Thailand and may have polluted a river seven years ago. That's what they're talking about. You think I'm exaggerating? It's almost as crazy as that. Now you see why these AP stories are out there and why all the climate change hysteria we talked about yesterday is gone nuclear.

Folks, you think COVID was bad? That's why I titled it this way. You think the COVID lockdowns were bad? Wait till you get some kind of a digital barcode on your phone that you're going to have to scan to charge your vehicle or to cross a toll booth somewhere. And your allotment of miles has been surpassed because you commute to work and you're leading to too much emissions. And they tell you, I'm sorry, you can't take that vacation. Oh, that's not going to happen. Please stop the bullshit.

Everybody told us they wouldn't use the United States government to put a former president in jail too. And they're trying to do that now too. Please stop telling me what's not going to happen. I'm telling you what's likely to happen. We lose this election. We are screwed. This stuff is all coming.

Here's another one. Listen, I can't frame it any simpler than this for you. You want to pay more taxes and you think the government doesn't take enough money from you? Then vote Joe Biden. I don't care if you don't like Donald Trump's tan, you don't like his hair, you don't like that he eats McDonald's, you don't like that he has Diet Coke. What has two thumbs that doesn't give a shit? This guy. I don't care. I'm not looking to marry Donald Trump. I'm not looking to chill with Donald Trump. I like Donald Trump. I support him. I endorsed him early. He is the best candidate. Joe Biden is promising a massive, massive tax hike by letting the Trump tax cuts

expire. The Wall Street Journal, Phil Graham, has a great piece on this, talking about who's going to pay all these corporate taxes that are going to go up if Biden gets elected. They note, you know, to the degree the entire cost of the tax increase can't be passed on to consumers, because when businesses get taxed higher, they pass the costs on. The other costs they can't pass on are borne by who? Employees and investors. Most economic

studies conclude that 50 to 70% of a corporate tax increase not passed on in higher prices. Don't worry, it's not passed on to you. That's only borne by the workers and 30 to 50% by investors, pension funds, people like you invest in a market. So basically, who pays the corporate tax? The answer is you do. You do. We have about a million people watching. What has two million thumbs and pays the corporate tax? You do. Liberals are still having a tough time with that math.

You want that? Listen, man. There's some shit going down, and we have a chance in this election to stop it. I can't promise you it's going to change the entire trajectory of the United States, but we're going to have four years to stop the madness. It's up to me to put the meat on the bone here, folks, and we have a choice here. You want four more years of this absolute lunatic did you see this speech yesterday he's lost again he's up on stage he's walking around you don't know what to do he's here he's here he's like

sitting there he does the thing again you want four more years of this moron, the kid sniffer, daughter shower? Here he is yesterday. Folks, free money. He's out there declaring free money again. Not only is everybody's student loan paid off by the money fairy. I didn't know there was one. Apparently Biden figured it out. But now he's telling everyone community college is going to be free. I said, yeah, free money. Everybody, this is great. Here, check this out. But now he's telling everyone community college is going to be free. I said,

yeah, free money, everybody. This is great. Here, check this out. You know, if I have my way in the next four years, I'm going to make community college free. And it'll grow the economy. It won't cost the taxpayers. It won't cost the taxpayers. So not only will it be free, it'll grow the economy and it magically won't cost taxpayers. So who the is paying? If you work at a community college, are you working for free? Most people are.

Anyone in the chat work in a community college? No, I don't work for free. I get paid a teacher salary. Really? Where'd the money come from? If it's free, where'd the money come from? Has anybody thought any of this through? The money is going to come from you. You are going to pay for other people's services and products. There's no such thing as the money for you want four more years of this free college, free community college for everyone. You're paying for

it. Are you better? How is it, by the way, that the coexist tolerance, equity, fairness for the little guy liberals justify the fact that some guy out there busting his ass without a college degree is forking over obscene amounts of money to the government, of which Biden's going to take more, to pay for other people's education that they may or may not use in acquiring a skill set to add value to society. How do you justify that? And the lying sociopath did it again. Sorry, but I'm not letting this go. I'm sick of this guy.

Folks, this guy disgusts me. I wouldn't be surprised if I get a knock on my door soon either. I am sick of the kid sniffing, daughter showering, lying, dipshit in the White House. I am absolutely tired of this guy. Here he is again for, I don't know, Guy, what is this, the 20th, 30th time we played this on the show? Bullshitting you again about being a civil rights activist. He is a lying piece of garbage. He was never, ever, ever a civil rights activist.

He's a bullshit artist. Take a look. For me, I got involved when I was a kid in electoral politics out of the civil rights movement. And it all got down to one person at a time. I mean, sincerely, the organizing my state to its great shame was segregated by law. That's why I got involved with a kid and I got out of high school and into college. And it's about just doing the basic things. This guy is full of shit.

Do you understand he's making this up? Because he's disgusting. When he's not showering with his kids or sniffing someone, he makes up stories about himself because he's an incompetent buffoon. And there are things I've held back on that I'm not going to moving forward. Even when he's gone through tragedy in his life, he has lied about stuff that's happened to his own family because he's disgusting. He uses them for photo ops.

He's disgusting filth. Yes, I said it. He's freaking garbage. RNC Research did their homework on this guy for, again, the 25th, 50th, 100th time. He was not a civil rights activist, folks. Sorry if I'm a little pissed off today. I'm not dealing for four more years with this absolute piece of human garbage, okay?

How do I know he wasn't a civil rights activist? Because he got called out on it decades ago. Watch this. I got involved when I was a kid in electropolitics and out of the civil rights movement. During the 60s, I was, in fact, very concerned about the civil rights movement. I was not an activist.

I worked at an all-black swimming pool in the east side of Wilmington, Delaware. I was involved. I was involved in what they were thinking, what they were feeling. I was involved, but I was not. I was involved in what they were thinking, what they were feeling. I was involved, but I was not out marching. I was not down in Selma. I was not anywhere else.

Folks, the guy is a piece of human waste. Evita just reminded me of something. And I said, wow, I was there. Remember when the KKK, what was he? Do you remember the title? Was he like an exalted Cyclops or something like that? Jim? Yeah, it was something.

I don't know. I'm not really familiar with the organization structure of a racist organization. Thankfully, Biden seems to know though. Remember Robert Byrd, the Ku Klux Klan center when he died? You know who eulogized him? Yeah, yeah. This piece of garbage. And let me tell you something.

I was there. Why were you there, Dan? You hate that guy. Because I was working as an agent that day on a protection detail. And you know who else was there? Clinton, Obama. They loved Robert Byrd, Ku Klux Klan guy. This guy's full of shit. How are these civil rights activists out there? Why are you not calling this guy out? There's this thing called stolen valor out there they have in the military. It doesn't necessarily translate directly, but this is the same kind of thing. People gave their lives for the civil rights movement.

This piece of garbage was a freaking lifeguard in a pool fighting freaking the fairy tale corn pop. He's full of shit, man. You want four years of this dirt bag? Here's another one. This is in the same speech. Now you see why I love when this guy's on the road? Sacrilege, sign of the cross, fake civil rights activism. He's losing amongst blacks. He's losing amongst Catholics. He's

losing amongst young kids. He's losing amongst middle-class workers. That's why this piece of garbage makes these stories up. I was a civil rights activist. Look, I'm one of the cool kids. Let me make the sign of the cross. And let me tell everyone I drove an 18 wheeler. He never drove a freaking 18 wheeler. He's full of shit. Watch this. Besides, I used to drive an 18 wheeler. You know what I did? That's exactly right. He never drove a freaking 18 wheeler. Hat tip to this guy, Zach Parkinson on Twitter. You should follow this guy. He every time Biden opens his freaking mouth. Hat tip to this guy, Zach Parkinson, on Twitter. You should follow this guy. Every time Biden opens his freaking mouth about some bullshit, this guy throws up a tweet showing you none of this actually happened.

He did not drive an 18-wheeler. He got a ride home one time, he alleges, from a guy in an 18-wheeler. That does not make you a truck driver. Ladies and gentlemen, we once had a fire in a house I lived in in Wontore. Because the fireman showed up, doesn't make me a fireman. I went through incipient fire training as an agent. They put a smoke machine on. It doesn't make me a fireman.

The dude is full of shit. Do you understand why he's doing this? There's a strategy here. The strategy is this. Here's Zach Parkinson, by the way. There is zero evidence Biden used to drive an 18-wheeler. He rode in a truck once for one night in 1973. He's full of shit.

He's struggling with middle-class workers. He's struggling with black voters. He's struggling with middle-class workers. He's struggling with black voters. He's struggling with young kids. So he makes up stories. The guy's a fiction writer. Oh, there's one thing he said that was true yesterday. I'll play that in a minute. And he's bullshitting younger voters too.

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Here is the one thing, um, this, uh, this, this rotting of the carcass, the rotting carcass said yesterday. It's true. He,

it was a slip though. Even that he got wrong here. Check this out. In a sense. I don't know why he said we're surprised by Trump. How many times does he have to prove we can't be trusted? How many times does he have to prove we can't be trusted? Every time, because you can't be trusted, because you're full of shit.

No, you didn't drive an 18-wheeler. No, you weren't raised in the Puerto Rican community. No, you weren't raised in the black community. You weren't raised in the Jewish community. No, you didn't fight corn pop. No, you weren't a civil rights activist. No, you didn't graduate at the top of your class. You didn't wake up to oil slicks on your window. You're just generally full of shit. Folks, no more of this guy. No more of this guy. No more of this guy.

10, 10, and 10. You know the rules. You have from now to the election to send 10 emails, make 10 posts about the election, and call 10 friends to vote. If you don't want to do it, you don't want to win. I'm really sorry, but if in a few months you can't do that, you're not serious about winning, and I'm not here to jerk you around either. You got a country to save. As my friend Ginny says to me all the time, you're the leaders we've been waiting for. Don't wait for someone else. You've got a country to save. As my friend Ginny says to me all the time, you're the leaders we've been waiting for. Don't wait for someone else. You've got a country to take back.

It's yours. Go get it. Grab it and take it. It's not going to save itself. Braver people than us handed us down this. My grandfather fought in the Battle of the Bulge. He never even talked about it. These were really brave people.

They gave us this place. We got to protect it. No more of this guy. This guy's a dog, man. He's garbage. That's an insult to dogs. He knows he can bullshit younger voters too. Because they're impressionable.

It's not their fault. They don't have the life experience. They just don't. Everything to them isn't as real as it is to you. When you talk about a career in kids, it's tough to explain that to an 18 year old because they haven't had a career yet or kids. Biden understands that. So unlike conservatives that tell these kids the truth, the world's a beautiful place, but things are hard and the world isn't fair. Anyone telling you the world is fair and equitable is full of shit. Anyone. The world is a tough place, but don't be its victim. View an obstacle as a stepping stone and jump over. That's not what Biden does. He gives everyone an easy way out. College is free. Community college is free.

We need to get out. We're going to tax more rich people. You're not going to pay any taxes. The rich people are. Where the hell do you think you're getting your job from? It's probably a rich guy. Who do you think hires these people? Why don't Republicans,

why are they so afraid to tell people that? Did you see this viral video made its way around TikTok? Again, I'm going to say in advance, I'm not even sure this is real, that it's not parody, but this has been going all over the internet. It's some young lady, and if this is a joke, it's not even a good one. Either way, it makes the point, because I bet you some liberals believe this. She's wondering why we just can't, like, print more money to get out of this whole debt situation and inflation problem. Just print more.

I'm telling you, even if it is a joke, there are kids who believe this. Check this out. USA is in debt. Everybody's in debt. Why don't we just print more money? And hold on, because i've heard the whole inflation it'll go up topic. well just just don't. just don't make it go up. let's just get the printers going. let's print some more money. like what aren't we the ones printing money?

um hold on let me really logically think about this. Do trees make paper? The paper is money. Okay, okay, so we cut down more trees, snip snip, and we print some more money! The world would be a better place if I was president. No inflation, nothing goes up, we just print more money. We don't just give it away, but we print it and then we're not in debt anymore, because aren't we like a lot in debt i'm not stupid i'm not stupid but like for real though i'm not even i'm not even mad at this i don't know who she is i don't even care i don't even

care if it's a joke or not i'm telling you that there are people who believe this there's an actual name for it it's called mm MMT, Modern Monetary Theory. I'm not kidding. Look it up yourself. Modern Monetary Theory. Write it down. Look it up if you think I'm effing with you. There are people who believe what she just said.

In case you're mad at her. There are people who probably told her that. They probably didn't mention MMT. But there are serious quote academics who actually believe this. So I, to this young lady, why can't we just print money to ice out our debt and everything else and just pay off all our bills, pull money out of it for a second. Any single product service, money's a service, right?

If the service is what, What's the service of money? Does anybody know? Money's a store of value. That's all it is. Tony works. I give him money, which he understands is a store of his value. I don't give him refrigerators because Tony says, well, it'd be nice but I can't trade if it's not liquid.

What am I going to do? Hump a refrigerator around and trade it for chickens? I need something portable. So human beings decided on this paper thing called money where we just all agree it's worth something. Is money worth anything? No. No. What are you going to do? Eat it?

Maybe you can burn it and it's got enough chemicals that you probably don't even want to do that. It's useless. It is a store of value. That's the service money provides. To get it, you have to do stuff. So pull money out of the equation. You just want to create more of it, pay off the debt. Imagine you're selling a product. Here, you're selling coins. Someone gave me this coin. It's a nice one. And this is a rare coin. You're selling these and it's a pretty cool one. And you're selling them, I don't know, five bucks each. And people really want this coin. It's a new hot thing. What would happen if someone came into the coin market, produced this exact same

coin, the exact same thing, and flooded the market with these coins. Do you think you could charge less or more for them? Anyone? Less, because the market's got a ton of them. There's a ton of supply. Money's no different, kids. Money's a store of value. If you just randomly print it and hand it out,

the value of the store of value goes down just like the value of the coins if you just randomly print it and hand it out, the value of the store of value goes down just like the value of the coins if you flood the market. When you're the only guy in the market with the coin, it's worth a whole lot. I want a Hank Aaron rookie card. The one I have has holes in it because I can't afford a gem one right now. If the Hank Aaron rookie card just flooded the market and someone found 20,000 of them, the price goes down. Supply, demand. That's why we can't print money. See, us as conservatives, we have to talk to kids like this and tell them the truth. Not loser, D-canoe, plagiarist, kid-sniffing Biden. Free money, kids! We're going to print it! And everybody's like, oh, that sounds great.

The best advice, let me tell you something. The best advice never sounds great. You understand what I'm telling you? The best advice I've ever gotten in life sounds like shit. It sounds awful. Get up in the morning. Get to sleep at a regular hour. Eat right. Get off the booze. Don't do drugs. You know what? I'm going to tell you something. A lot of that shit is fun. It's terrible for you. It'll get you killed. Don't do it. But it gives you euphoric feeling. That's why people do it.

And you know what? You up, man. The best advice ain't fun. The best advice is hard. It's real. It bleeds. Joe Biden's a drug high. Free money. Free college.

Free debt. Spend money. Send it to Ukraine. Send it all over the world. Green energy. Plug it in. Plug it in Plug it in Where the f- Did they get the energy from the plug, you bag?

I'm long on America, though I got a video for you coming up that's gonna I promise You guys see this video? Did you watch it yesterday when I sent it to show prep? It's a cool video, right? It's only like a minute It goes on longer, but I cut about a minute of it.

This is why I'm long on America. Watch this video of this young kid at this. It's like an agriculture convention with farm equipment. Have you seen this? And you'll see why I'm long on America. Stay tuned. Blackout Coffee. It's time for you to be awake, not woke.

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We love this place, or we wouldn't do the show. This would be the give-up show. I'd be telling you how to prepare for the apocalypse, right? Notice, I'm just telling you how to prepare for an emergency, not the apocalypse, because we're going to fix it. Look at this young man. We've got so many of these young little patriots around the country that know what America is really about.

Listen to him at this farm convention. This is really cool. Check this out. I have a big old farm display that I play with them on. So every day you go out and move things around on it? Yep. Yep. Every day. What season are you in right now then with it? In spring planting or in... It's kind of like winter right now getting close to

planting season selling crops right now semi trucks right yep yep planning already for spring planting yep yep bringing fertilizer in yeah bringing seed in yep yep would it be a good year this year what do you think I don't know don't know yet Yep. Would it be a good year this year? What do you think? I don't know. Don't know yet.

Big nice combine you got here. I appreciate that. Yep. Came out with the new AFS 11, huh? Yeah, AF11. How many bushels is that green tank on it? That's a good question. 567 bushels.

You know how fast we can unload that? How fast? Six bushels per second. That's moving it. That's more than I could per second. That's moving. That's more than I could ever hit. That's more than I'd ever need. Just the Jackson thing. So if he has seen this young man before,

says that he has a lot of videos. I love this kid. I love this kid. Good for him. This is why I'm long in America. You know, we see these videos of these D-bags running around screaming, kill the Jews and all this stuff on college campuses, crazy lunatic, you know, anti-Semite loser dipshits,

and we think like America's falling apart. But, folks, here's the hard reality. And by hard reality, I don't mean it hard in a bad way. I mean hard reality that should smack everyone in the face. I live in Stewart, Florida. We had a couple of losers show up at a congressman's office down here, protested for a little bit. Nobody paid any mind to them, and they left.

They did. They protested at the congressman's office because he supports Israel. Nobody cared. Someone took a picture and was like, hey, Dan, here's your guy. And then they left because nobody paid him any mind. This is a sliver of the population. And why else am I long on America? Show's always laid out this way for a reason.

Not just because of this young man, but because the people we're fighting, the anti-Americans, the anti-semites, the critical race theory racists, the gender ideology activists, the anti-American lunatics, the liberal I hate America crowd. Folks, they have no power over us anymore. They have no power over us. We've established parallel economies in the finance space, the video space, the blogging space, the business space.

Remember when they tried to boycott Chick-fil-A and the lines were around the corner, whether you like Chick-fil-A or not, we have learned to defeat these people at their own game. So I have this cannibalism theory that every single day is proving more and more. It's not a theory. It's real that the left loves canceling because there's power in it. That's the only reason they like to cancel people because it gives them power. They can't cancel us. So I told you they're going to start to turn on themselves. And it's a beautiful thing to watch as the circle of idiots just goes in on the attack and they eat each other alive every day like a little pac-man. Here's far left communist mayor in New York City and the total loser, Eric Adams.

I mean, as to the left of Lenin. He gets on a plane and notice who confronts him. A radical leftist lunatic. It's not a conservative. Here's the cannibalism theory part one. In effect, right here. Receipts included. Check this out. Are you Eric Adams?

Yeah, fuck you. You support the guys that are imposter. They're homeless people all over New York. You're always partying. You don't even care about the citizens of New York. Why are you in Miami? You know there are people being arrested there. People are homeless in New York. Why are you in Miami? You know there are people being arrested there. People are homeless in New York. People

cannot afford food. You keep cutting the education budget so you can fund the police. That's all you care about, funding the police. Everything is underfunded because of you. That's not us, folks. If I saw

Eric Adams on a plane, I'd walk by. I'm not gonna, I'm not, I have nothing to say to the guy. Everything I have to say with Eric Adams, I'll say on the show. I don't need to confront the guy on a plane. You know why? Not because I like him. I think he's a piece of garbage. Because when I get to tie up everyone else behind me on the plane

to take out my personal gripes on Eric Adams, I saw that loser Joe Scarborough in an airport. I didn't say anything. They'll walk by him at whatever. These are the lefties eating themselves alive. It's not us. We're sitting here sitting pretty. We got 110,000 people watching my show at 1140.

We filled up the biggest football stadium in the country right now. We're doing great. We're doing great. 110,000 people here in this chat enjoying ourselves and each other's company, watching these idiots eat themselves alive. We're going to be fine. We're going to be fine. Yeah, we have our fights internally. We have our speaker fights and other stuff. But ladies and gentlemen, we're unified in winning this election. Just look at the numbers. Here's part two, my cannibalism theory in effect.

This is outside Senator Bob Casey's office. In case you didn't know, Senator Bob Casey's a demon rat. I'm sorry, Democrat. Here's demon rat Bob Casey. He's running against Dave McCormick. We should win that race for Senate, Pennsylvania. Who's protesting there? That's probably the kill the Jews crowd, right?

That's a Democrat on Democrat thing. That's not us. That's not us. They can protest outside of Republican offices. Notice how I set this up, like they did yesterday here in Stewart. My congress That's not us. That's not us. They can protest outside of Republican offices. Notice how I set this up, like they did yesterday here in Stewart. My congressman's a Republican. Nobody paid them any mind. They were laughed at.

Nobody cares. This, however, is their own voters. Why am I long on America? Receipts, kids. Every time. Here's another one, post-millennial ilhan omar's daughter who went to a liberal school run by a bunch of far-left democrats ilhan omar you know anti-american we hate america crowd some people did something ilhan omar's daughter claims she's houseless not home houseless after being suspended from bern, arrested over participating in anti-injury protests at Columbia.

Guy, you want to get one of the, what's the lefty thing to GoFundMe? I use Give, Send, Go. Guy's getting a GoFundMe together for poor Ilhan Omar's daughter. Don't cry for me, Argentina. I can see that everyone's getting a little moist over there. Everyone need a Kleenex? She's houseless. She's houseless. Guy set it up right now, folks. I'll give you the link by the end of the show. Anyone in the chat want to donate? Ilhan Omar's poor daughter out there protesting. Once, what?

She's all about Palestine. He asked her to the river to the sea. She thinks she's talking about the Mississippi. Ilhan Omar's daughter. He get that link up. We'll have it up by the end of the show, folks, in case any of you want to donate. Here's another one. Alec Baldwin.

We'll have it up by the end of the show, folks, in case any of you want to donate. Here's another one, Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin, who pretty much hates anything to do with Republicans, conservatives, anything. Only liberals can make Alec Baldwin look like a sympathetic figure. That's how bad they suck. That's how bad they suck. I can't stand either one of these idiots. Here's Alec Baldwin trying to get coffee. And these liberal lunatics who are committed to cannibalism and eating themselves alive. And again, we ain't talking about Uncle

Brosey. Here they are making Alec Baldwin look like a sympathetic figure because they hate each other. Check this out. I'll leave you alone. I'll leave you alone. I swear. Just say free Palestine one time. One time. One time. One time, Alec. You know he's a criminal. You know he's a fucking criminal. Come on, Alec. Just say free Palestine one time. One time.

Just one time. Please. And I'll leave you alone. Free Palestine. Fuck Israel. Fuck Zionism. Please say it. One time. One time. Could you give me Zionism. Please say it. One time.

Look at them attacking each other. That's not conservative. It's either one of them. They're just eating themselves alive. Notice their bubble shrink and shrink and shrink and shrink and shrink. You see what's going on here, right? They go and protest at our offices. We laugh at them.

We don't give a shit. So they don't get the results they want because they've been disempowered. Because humor is a powerful weapon and we laugh at these idiots. We take seriously what they're saying, but we mock them to their faces. So what do they do? Because they need that power back. They need meaning to their shit lives watching porn in mama's basement. Sitting there eating a hot pocket all day. So they have to go out and cancel people they know care, their own voters, their own

politicians, their own actors. Folks, liberalism was always going to eat itself alive, always. There is, however, a very real threat. And I want to go back to putting more meat on the bone here about what this election is about in November. Folks, if we lose this election, I'm not sure in our lifetimes we're going to be able to get the United States back. I was at a gathering with a friend, my orthodontic friend. I talk about orthodontist friend. I talk about all the time. He actually saw him in a, he was watching a movie, right? And he had a look for Connie orthodontic. He sends me a picture.

Hey Dan, look, Arvin's on the screen. I said, that's a trip. I'm sitting right next to him. So I'm sitting at his house and we're chatting. Good dude, man. And because I do this for a living, I was with this other guy, this other dentist guy. We hang around a lot of dentists for some reason. I don't know. I just like smart people. I like to be the dumbest person in the room because then you get smarter. You don't want to be the smartest person in the room. You can only get dumber, right? And they asked me, do you think it's over? I said, no, I don't think it's over. I'm long in the United States. But if we lose, I think it's over for a long time. And I want to tell you why, because I'm going to put meat on the bone for you. Folks, the censorship institutions, what I'm seeing as an investor in Rumble right now,

behind the scenes, what Elon Musk and Chris over at Rumble are going through right now, folks, I've never seen anything like it. Folks, I've never seen anything like it. There is a cabal, a group of governments, government bureaucrats, wealthy liberal billionaires, and non-government organizations all working together right now to make sure and institutionalize moving forward a fully blown censorship operation where entire websites and entire platforms like X and Rumble could be wiped out from portions of the global market. They're working on it right now. Lucky there are some smart people fighting back. But I need you to understand that if we lose the United States government in November, that that operation I just told you about, that cabal, will use the world's most powerful economy, us, to lay that concrete. And folks, once it dries, it's going to be hard to

scoop up. You're going to have to get jackhammers. I'm just warning you. Here's what I mean. Let's put meat on the bone. You aware of what's going on right now in Australia? Hat-tipped Elon Musk, Chris at Rumble, and anyone else who's joining the fight. I've told you I'm an investor there. Just a disclosure. It's nothing to do with the segment. It's more about X and Elon than anything else. Australia has demanded that a video of an attack on this priest be pulled down. Australia has fallen. Australia has now gone full communist.

They have not only demanded that the video be pulled down just because they said so, but they're demanding now that it be pulled down globally, not just in Australia, because the place has gone full communist. Here is their disgusting prime. Oh, no, I'm sorry. This is the senator first. This is Jackie Lambie on an actual television program, a senator from Australia, threatening Elon Musk with arrest

if they don't pull the video they don't like down. Take a look. That video out of Wakely, the alleged attack, and Elon Musk really showing contempt for the government and its approach on this issue. What's your take on the tech billionaire? So when it comes to the tech billionaire, like I've already said, I think he's a social media knob with no social conscience.

He has absolutely no social conscience. Someone like that should be in jail and the key be thrown away. That bloke should not have a right to be out there on his own ideology platform and creating hatred. Folks, you're my friends, you're

my family. I live with you every day from 11 to 3 with the radio show, okay? I promise you I am not bullshitting. I'm going to try to do this segment very calmly so my emotions don't jade it at all. If Elon loses this fight, the global censorship regime,

and we lose the election in November, we're done. You'll be able to talk in your house, on a soapbox in front of your house, if you're done. You'll be able to talk in your house, on a soapbox in front of your house, if you're lucky. But any way to spread it on an electronic medium, any idea the regime doesn't sanction, will be done.

Now, in case you think this is some random loser, canoe senator, Jackie Lambie, this loser threatening them. I mean, Vita just said it. She's like, Dan, that should be like a senator from China or North Korea in some ceremonial position, right? No, no, that's Australia. Here is the actual prime minister of Australia, Anthony Albanese,

a total life loser. Here he is going full tyrant, and they're doing this on TV. It's not like they're hiding it. They're like Kim Jong-un, you take a backseat, brother. I got the wheel. Check this out. It's, uh, it just shows his arrogance really. Like if he, uh, doesn't see, uh, that this is essentially a common sense, uh, position by the East Safety Commissioner. The East Safety Commissioner was established under the former government. We've quadrupled the funding. We want to make sure that those young minds, such as at that school,

are not darkened by this sort of material. Folks, we lose this fight. I can't put any more meat on the bone to make this more dramatic to you. I'm not sure we can go get it back. And it's not because you aren't passionate about saving the country. It's because the institutions, once that cement, once that concrete hardens, the effort to rip it up is going to require tremendous energy.

These NGOs are going to have access to the United States government again, directly through the Biden administration with no, with term limits. He can't run it. He's not going to give a shit. These NGOs who now have access to Australia, the UK, a lot of these Western European countries, France and elsewhere that are already banning and censoring

content worldwide. Once the censorship ball crests the mountain and starts rolling downhill, the kinetic energy is too much to stop it. We have a chance with the Trump administration to seriously arrest this stuff. Not stop it. They're going to keep pushing. They're tyrants. Genocide, infanticide, censorship.

This is the new liberal platform. But we've got an opportunity to stop it. I want to show you what else in a meat on the bone segment. Folks, if we lose and this Supreme Court rules that the president of the United States in the Jack Smith case that's going on now does not have immunity for official acts. I want you to understand they're trying to throw Trump in jail for his actions in and around January 6th. around January 6th. Ladies and gentlemen, if that happens and we lose, there is no doubt in any sane person's mind, Donald Trump and most of the people involved in this administration are going to jail. For what?

For nothing. It doesn't matter. Listen to Mike Davis here talking about, I think this is on, I don't know if it's Fox or Real America, talking about if we lose this case, about exactly how bad things are going to get if there's no presidential immunity. He gives an example involving, say, President Obama. Check this out. This is so much bigger than Donald Trump. This is about the presidency. If you can indict a president of the United States for his official acts, not his personal acts, his official acts.

We are going to destroy the presidency and therefore destroy our country. Think about this. Can the Trump 47 Justice Department charge President Obama for capital murder for his extrajudicial drone strike of two American citizens, including a minor? Can the Trump 47 Justice Department charge President Biden for his illegal mass parole of illegal migrants into our country and the resulting crimes? Do the Democrats really want to go down this path? The answer, Mike, Mike knows I don't want to be a smartass. The answer is yes, they do. Yes, they do.

They really believe they're going to win. They want the official axing wave. They know the government will never prosecute Democrats because the government doesn't do that. They're a protected class. And I'm telling you for a fact, Donald Trump will be in prison. There is absolutely zero doubt. It doesn't matter what the crime is.

Show me the man, I'll show you the crime. They'll just make it up. They will just make it up. They'll throw away statutes and limitations, everything, just like they did in the Twinkies case up in New York. Folks, we're not done. I got some more stuff here I want to get to, but I just want to give you a quick Uncle Brozy update.

I'm sorry, but we haven't done that in a little bit. Got to lighten up the show a little bit, although this really isn't a joke. So only Joe Biden, the kid-sniffing, daughter-showering, woman-groping, plagiarizing loser who claims falsely he was a civil rights activist and drove an 18 wheeler because he's full of shit. Only a man this incompetent could start an international incident with Papua New Guinea over claiming ridiculously that his uncle Brosie was eaten by cannibals in Papua. I'm not kidding.

This is a real news segment from Papua New Guinea. This dipshit has started an international incident over defaming the country of Papua New Guinea because he says that... I can't believe it. This is not... This is real. This is not bullshit.

This is a real segment from Papua New Guinea. Check this out. Papua New Guinea Prime Minister James Marape says his nation does not deserve to be labeled cannibals and the United States to clear up the remnants of World War two littered across the Pacific. This comes after U.S. President Joe Biden's comments regarding his missing serviceman uncle. Biden said last week that his uncle, Ambrose Finnegan, was shot down over the Pacific nation during World War Two, suggesting his body was never found, as there were a lot of cannibals in the. Guys, that's a real segment. As Biden would say, not a joke, but in this case, it really isn't.

This dipshit started an international global incident because he's got to make up bullshit stories all the time. Papua New Guinea's like, we didn't eat your Uncle Bro's. What is he talking about, bro? Papua New Guinea's like, we didn't eat your Uncle Brozi. What are you talking about, bro? He's wondering if this is an Archduke Ferdinand moment. Remember World War I, we had Archduke Ferdinand. Is this it?

Can you imagine if really, if in five years we're looking back at a Book of Eli hellscape, the entire place is wiped out, Denzel's walking around with a machete and a Mossberg shockwave and some like abandoned dog. And there's nothing left. And there's a movie told about it a thousand years later when civilization gets going again. And they're like, they just call it like in the Matrix game. They call it the war. Remember, you ever notice in these apocalypse, they always call it the war. They don't give it any specific name.

The Great War. What happened in the Great War? What wiped out humanity? We had this guy, he liked sniffing kids and showering with his daughter, and he used to make up stories. And one day he was giving a speech in Pennsylvania, and he said his Uncle Brozy was eaten by cannibals in a country, and they got pissed off, and there was a strike on the United States,

and it turned into a nuclear volley, and humanity was wiped out. Because of Uncle Brozy and this Reverend Cain-looking dipshit, you're showing me this dilapidated picture? strike on the United States and it turned into a nuclear volley and humanity was wiped out because of uncle brosy and this reverend cane looking dipshit you're showing me this dilapidated picture yeah that guy he started that's there'll be a movie it'll be like the matrix part six uncle brosy this is who did this this moron this is did you realize this guy has a nuclear codes this piece of garbage you want four more years of this? How much more meat on the bone do you need than that? I was going to play that last clip, but I'm running out of time.

I had Daniel Dale from CNN, hilariously titled the fact checker over there, run again with the, you know, there's no evidence the Biden administration is pushing these criminal persecutions of Trump. I'll play it for you tomorrow. Yeah, you're right. There's no evidence except the Biden administration DOJ guy doing the opening statement and the National Archives coordinating with the White House to make sure they prosecuted Donald Trump on a presidential records violation. None. No evidence at all, Dan.

You're really good at this fact-checking thing. You guys are awesome. I'll play that for you tomorrow. Check out the radio show if you want to raid the radio show and watch it coming up. Just click that join button and you can follow for the next three hours on radio too. It's all live. Join us here every day at 11 a.m. at Rumble.

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