The Dan Bongino Show - F* Around And Find Out (Ep 2237)

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. Folks, this is one of those stories I really hate to have to talk to you about, especially on a Thursday. You know, it's towards the end of the week. I'd always love to get you some lighter stuff. But did you see this just explosive story that came out last night about a secret service agent, according to some sources, had some kind of a breakdown at JBA, Joint Base Andrews, or near there, it was on the vice president's detail. I'll show you this, and sadly, folks, I don't know the details of this story. I don't want to get involved in this agent's business, but apparently it's everybody's business now because it's a big

story that's out there. I'm just going to give you some personal experience I've told you before. And that agency, which has a very pure mission, you keep this person alive. Don't give a shit about their politics, their religion, skin color, sex, nothing. They stay alive no matter what. That's the mission. Pure snow. You're not going to get a pure mission in the federal government, correct? How even that's getting messed up. We're in a bad place, and I've warned you about this before. You start dumping the meritocracies and start layering and layering all kinds of incentives, you're going to get a messed up agency.

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Folks, I spent a lot of time in the federal government. I'm going to tell you, I'm just telling you my experience. Take it, leave it, do whatever you want with it, but the experience is mine. And as always, it's the truth. And I feel like it could kind of shed some light on this story. Washington Examiner.

According to multiple sources and multiple reports, and real clear and elsewhere, Tom Rogan wrote about it. Susan Crabtree has a story up as well. A Secret Service agent assigned to the Kamala Harris detail involved has a story up as well. A Secret Service agent assigned to the Kamala Harris detail involved with a fight with other agents. Now, as always, these stories tend to

filter out through various people. And listen, I don't want to get involved in anyone's personal business, okay? But having said that, there are some allegations here that there were some very serious issues with this agent if you just read the public reporting on it. It's out there right now. Folks, I'm going to make a connection for you that really pains me to make because I love this place. Matter of fact, on my desk here alone, I have like maybe 10 coins. Here's a Secret Service coin, number one, number two from the New York office, the president's detail.

I mean, I love these guys. Here's a big one. Here's the canine division. I mean, I really love these guys and women. And we've got some great people. But if there was a training issue here, and this agent was not supposed to be on the detail, then it should have been taken into account a training and that person shouldn't have graduated. I'm going to give you my experience. I was an instructor in the Secret Service Training Center, and I'm just going to come out of the shoot and tell you this right away. Someone's going to get killed. Folks, someone's going to get killed.

I am hoping this is one of those, we're not flagging anything because I don't want this. This is not going to be one of those moments where I go, see, I told you so. But the Secret Service itself, which has a very pure mission, keep this guy or woman alive no matter what. If they happen to get something breaks bad, you're going to eat that round, not them. it, something breaks bad, you're going to eat that round, not them. You're the meat magnet. This is a, the job is, again, pure as the driven snow. You have to hire people who have the physical capability of keeping the protectees, the president, the vice president, others alive. Is any of this controversial? So I just find it odd that my experience in the training center multiple times, I'm telling you people graduated and you can go back and probably FOIA some of these records

where we were running classes who me and a partner of mine who did not belong in the secret service. It's on the record. The documentation was made. And yet these people graduate every way, every anyway. Why? Because they want to look like it's a representative population. The documentation was made. And yet these people graduate everywhere. Anyway, why? Because they want to look like it's a representative population. What the hell does that even mean? What does that even mean? Now, who's in charge of the Secret Service now? The director, Kimberly A. Cheadle.

Kim Cheadle is in charge of the Secret Service now. From what I'm hearing from people, this is a Biden lover who is more obsessed with Joe Biden than she is with protecting the Secret Service now. From what I'm hearing from people, this is a Biden lover who is more obsessed with Joe Biden than she is with protecting the Secret Service. And the fascinating part, if you read her bio here, is she was appointed to the SES, which means Senior Executive Service.

Those are basically the higher-ups, in February of 2016. And what was the position? The special agent in charge of the JJRTC, as we call it, which is the James J. Rowley Training Center. What is two thumbs and work there? This guy, this guy.

I was an instructor there for three years. She was the special agent in charge. years. She was the special agent in charge. I'm just wondering, was this agent who had this issue, as has been reported? Maybe someone in the media should look into if she was in charge of the training center when that agent graduated. Maybe check that out. This is also, she's the director, Kim Cheadle, of the Secret Service Now. Remember the cocaine incident? Yeah, remember that one? Why is no one asking her questions about that still?

Kind of strange, right? Yeah, we couldn't find anything. Really, you found a baggie. You found a baggie. You know what? Baggie made of plastic. Imagine there was coke in this. Tony, what is this made of? Plastic, plastic.

Is plastic a porous surface like paper or wood? It is not. Tony's a very smart guy. Meaning if there was oil from your fingertips, right, you had a cocaine baggie, Tony, it would probably lay on top because it's not a porous surface, correct? Indeed it would, Tony says. So if you had cocaine in the White House, Kim Cheeto,

and it was found there a cocaine baggie in the White House, probably left for someone in the White House, if you know what I mean. Winky, winky, na-na. How would you get it in there without leaving a fingerprint? How would you do that? You think they walked in like this? Here, here's a draw. If you need to watch this.

Here, here's what they did. They's a draw. If you need to watch this, here, here's what they did. They put a draw. And then, folks, here's what they did. There's a key. And they turned the key with their mouths. That's how they did it. There's no fingerprints at all. Strange, because, you know, if you even did that,

it would leave this thing like saliva, which would lead to DNA, and you'd know anyway. Why don't they know that? So we've got this director who was the director of the training center. Let's see if this person graduated. Someone should maybe look into that. I'm just throwing stuff out there for the media trying to help you out.

And while you're at it, you can ask questions about the cocaine thing too and ask why this woman is still in charge of the most important agency in the world. By the way, if Donald Trump gets elected, she should be forced to resign the next day. I love that place. I'm not going to let you ruin it. I'm sorry. There are great people there. Finest people I ever worked with ever. Finest people I ever worked with, whether it was Bush, Obama, or Bill Clinton, there were people who did their freaking jobs. You ain't doing your job. It's time for you to resign. You know exactly what you did. And I think this story, if anyone out there has any guts, they'll start looking into what I just told you. Got a lot more to get through today,

including snapshots and soundbites. That's all a campaign is correct. Snapshots and soundbites. Who's all a campaign is, correct? Snapshots and soundbites. Who does them better than Donald Trump? The answer is, you're going to say no. No, wrong. They were saying the karate man. Because karate man, the karate man does it better than Donald Trump. But the karate man's not real.

So it's only Donald Trump in the real world. This morning, while Joe Biden was probably dropping a load in his diaper, this morning, he wasn't even up probably, probably wetting himself into bed. What happened? Donald Trump got up early before court in one of his thousand criminal persecutions going on right now and decided to go out with the people who actually built America. These people in the hard hats. I'm proud of these people. My brother's a union through local three union worker. God bless you, men and women busting your ass to build this country built in New York City. You'll always be welcome on this show. Donald Trump showed up to a completely unscripted heroes.

Welcome. You hear a little USA here. You think Joe Biden can do this? I think the answer is obvious. Joe Biden do that. He'd be booed. There'd be a there'd be a fuck Joe Biden chant that would break out. That's just the facts.

You know it. Or let's go, Brandon. Snapshots and soundbites, fellas. Snapshots and soundbites. That's all an election is. Nobody, nobody does it better than this guy. Can you imagine if New York is in play? Imagine if Trump loses New York by something,

because winning New York is granted. But when I say in play, I mean, the popular vote means a lot to the Democrats because they like to claim like they're a really popular party, you know, infanticide, genocide, that's their new thing, right? Imagine if Donald Trump only loses New York by, say, five to seven points. That would probably mean something like 500,000 extra ballots on the popular vote in a Donald Trump day. Can you imagine it's because they held the trial in New York?

The greatest middle finger. That would be the triple. That would be the triple barrel middle finger in a heartbeat. Wouldn't that be great? Because that would be their only argument. Well, we won the popular vote. Imagine you lose it because you held, you not only lose the presidency, but the popular

vote too, because you held a criminal persecution in New York that Trump used to his advantage to take the popular vote too. Wouldn't that be the greatest thing ever? You gotta love these idiots. Hey, a quick thank you before I get to the rest of the show. I love you guys. You know that.

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So, this came out this morning. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. I want to get to this first. Last night, again, with the criminal persecutions, you may have missed this. I added this to the show at the last minute. So conveniently, folks, we are living in a police state right now, as I told you. And conveniently, Trump in a poll popped up five in Arizona yesterday, as Charlie Kirk noted in a tweet this morning. And look at this. It's all a big coincidence, ladies and gentlemen. Trump pops in Arizona. He's up five.

Another swing state. And this is crazy. Ladies and gentlemen in the chat, Bacino, get on the case. Yes or no? Coincidence or not? Look at this. A massive indictment against Donald Trump and a bunch of Donald Trump friendly folks. They all got indicted yesterday in Arizona. For what?

They just made it up. This is kind of fascinating. The attorney general there in Arizona, who likely didn't even win her ejection election, excuse me, should be ejected legitimately as this oversight project notes that this might've been coordinated with the

White House too. Kristen Mays, the AG in Arizona, met with White House senior staff in July of last year. Look at that. Look at that. Ladies and gentlemen, there's no evidence. Daniel Dale at CNN says there's absolutely no evidence of any White House coordination, any whatsoever on any of these cases. It's all a big coincidence, I'm sure. Everybody goes to the White House, Georgia, Arizona, Twinkies people, all of these people in New York. And the next thing you know, it's so crazy. Donald Trump gets indicted.

How is it? What a big coincidence. Yeah, exactly. This is all made up. We just I'm just making up the story to mess with you folks. Listen, let me tell you something. This is serious now, okay? It's all serious.

I woke up this morning in a bit of a mood. I slept good last night. I'll be here for the podcast tomorrow, but I'm off radio. So I'm in kind of a good mood. My brother's coming down. I'm going to be hanging out this weekend. I got kind of like a good mood. My brother's coming down. I'm going to be hanging out this weekend. I got kind of like a three-day weekend.

We got to cut the bullshit. Read my Twitter feed this morning. You'll see what I mean. Folks, I don't want to name any names because then I would just be contributing to it. There's a lot of internal pissing and everybody's fucking Cheerios going on right now. If you're on Twitter all day, you see what I'm talking about. Here's your bowl of Cheerios.

He's pissing his Cheerios. This guy's pissing in that guy's Cheerios. Stop. Stop. Don't lecture me. I've been doing this 10 plus years. I put my name on a ballot three times. I've made massive donations to plus years. I put my name on a ballot three times. I've made massive donations to the Republican Party and conservatives.

I've been an activist my entire life. I'm not interested in any lectures from anyone. Everyone can sit down and shut the fuck up. Who's going to sit here and lecture me? We have an election to win. Donald Trump's entire team, again, just got indicted yesterday in Arizona after he popped in a poll. He's sitting in a dingy courtroom in Manhattan while we're about to lose the country to a bunch of infanticide-supporting, genocide-supporting, censorship-loving, dipshit losers.

I don't give a shit about pissing in everyone else's Cheerios on the Republican side. I don't care. I don't care who you supported in the primary. I don't care who you got a pissing and everyone else's Cheerios on the Republican side. I don't care. I don't care who you supported in the primary. I don't care who you got a pissing match with. I don't care about this guy's girlfriend. I don't give a shit. I don't care. Why?

Because it's all great. We should go. No, no. Because in the real world, you've got to pick your fights because there's 24 hours in a day and you're probably only awake for about 16 of them. So you have limited time to fight this fight.

Everybody put your units away. Stop taking a leak in the other guy's Cheerios. Laser focus. Put the freaking blinders on right ahead and look straight ahead with laser focus to November. Because you're going to regret it November if we lose because we spent the last few months taking a leak in the other guy's Cheerios. Do you see what's happening right now in Arizona and elsewhere? After we win the election, you do whatever you want to do.

Not now. I'm not interested. I'm not the grandfather's movement. I'm not Rush Limbaugh. I'm telling you on my show, I ain't wasting any time with this shit. And I got the biggest audience. And you know what? I'm going to use it.

And I'm going to use it to beat the Democrats. You want to take your beefs out on Trump? You still got to, you're in a pissing match with DeSantis people and Haley people? Stop. Win. Just win. Go completely Al Davis. Just win, baby. And then after that,

do whatever you want to do. Read my social media this morning and figure out what I mean. You think this police state stuff is bad enough? Folks, the economy is collapsing before our eyes right now. Oil prices are going up again. Real wages are going down.

Inflation is spiking again. And another gem happened this morning. We're going to start, again, taking leaks in everyone else's Cheerios here. We're going to fight the real bad guys. Check this segment out this morning, CNBC. The GDP number popped today. It's a measure of our growth.

A good growth number would be about 2.5%. An excellent growth number, 3.5%. A bananas growth number would be 4, 5, even 6%. That would be insane. You know what a shit number is? Anything below 2%. The number popped this morning. Listen to yourself.

Now let's get to the money numbers. GDP, first look, first quarter. A disappointment, 1.6%. We're looking for a number almost a full percentage point higher. 1.6 is the weakest growth on a quarterly basis going back to the second quarter of 22 when it was negative, minus six-tenths of a percent.

We got an election to win, man. This is no time for dicking around. I'm going to show you what else we're fighting coming up next. I tweeted out the other day that in my experience doing law enforcement, ladies and gentlemen, these protesters out there that want to destroy America, this has, for as much as you may think it does, to a very small portion of people, does this have anything to do with Israel?

Most of the people involved, this has everything to do with freedom and liberty. Israel is a symptom of a larger, to them, a larger infection. It's merit and capitalism. I want you to understand that. These people want to destroy us. There are two people out there, these agitation groups on college campuses that want to destroy America and kill the Jews right now. You have professional agitators and unprofessional losers. There's no one in between. And they cry like wuss bags when they get arrested. I've seen them. These are the people we're fighting right now. This is real. This is no time to be scrolling through people's message. I'm tired of it. Focus, focus.

Let me take a quick break and I'll get back to it. I'll show you what I mean. These people have everything I told you about these people is real. These protesters are full of shit. Most of them have no idea what the hell they're even doing there. I've seen this a thousand times. Folks, whenever something goes viral, rest assured, a lot of these frauds are going to pile on

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is first we get the Saturday people, then we get the Sunday people. If you think there's any reasonable distinction, no, they're going to leave me alone. I'm Catholic or Christian. Good luck with that. Good luck. You have fun.

It's not going to last long. Here, I think this was the NYU campus. They were going out doing interviews. They're like, hey, what are you guys protesting? Proving my point that this is two groups of people, professional agitators paid to be there and unprofessional losers. Here was the answer. Check this out.

What would you say is the main goal with tonight's protest? I think the goal is just showing our support for Palestine and demanding that NYU stops. I honestly don't know all of what NYU's doing. Is there something that NYU's doing? I really don't know. I'm pretty sure they're... Do you know what NYU's doing? About what?

About Israel. Why are we protesting here? Palestine will be free! I wish I was more educated. I'm not either. I came from Colombia. I was not either. I came from Columbia. I was there up at Columbia, and we came down. They said NYU students need our support.

So I came down. I heard there's lots of cops. Some people were saying it was getting dangerous. It speaks for itself. I don't have to say anything. Guy just said, right, this is the NPC crowd. Has it even programmed like a computer here, right, this is the NPC crowd. They've been programmed like a computer game, running in the

background. Free Palestine. Where is Palestine? There never was a Palestine. What do you mean Palestine? Free what? Free, where is, what are you talking about? Free Gaza. What do you mean? They already gave Gaza over 2005. What are you talking about? River to the

sea. What river? The Hudson? The Hudson? They don't even know. This is what we're up against. We've got an election coming up. You want these people, the next leaders of America? Because they will be if we lose.

These will be your bureaucrats. They'll be running the FEC, the SEC. You want that? Sorry, I don't mean this tone to sound. I don't mean it. I know. It's a little bit of a mood today. It's actually a good mood.

I know. I'm sorry, though. I don't want to come off like a dick to you all. You all mean a lot to me. And I think you just sense my frustration. I've been dealing with this for months now. Guy, does anything drive me crazier than the infighting? No, not probably. You know it. You said it to me. You said we were in a car. I don't even know. You know

where we were going? We were in Dallas or something like that. And Guy's like, man, these people get under your skin, bro. I've never seen anything like it. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, see? Now we know. Now it says 11. Yeah, Tennessee. Yeah. They do. Because I can't understand how people don't see the forest for the trees.

You've got Trump or political prison. That's your choice. I'm sorry. But he tweets, man. I don't get it. Now, why do these NPCs think like this? Elon put a great tweet out yesterday. This graph.

This is fantastic. You want to see why these people think like this in college campuses? Why the woke virus is spreading like a prion? Like Creutzfeldt, what is it, Jacob? The CJD or something? The mad cow disease? You want to see why? Look at his chart.

Mentions of racism in the media. This thing went nuclear after Elon put it out. This is why. This is precisely why all of these kids on college campuses are obsessed with the idea of a victim hierarchy. New York Times, LA Times, Washington Post, Wall Street Journal. Look at these mentions of racism, racist, racist, racist, racist, racist stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, when these kids, I don't even blame them. I wish they would wake up and kind of take a deep sniff of what's going on, like Joe Biden. Don't sniff any kids. But I wish they would take a sniff of the air around them and wake up. But can you blame them when the media they read,

if they're reading it at all every single day, is telling them how everybody around them is a racist? By the way, you're at University of Chicago, right? Do you want to go to Chicago and do some man on the street interviews so I can get you security for the DNC? Okay, Paul and I talked about it. Folks, would you watch that? Would you watch Evita do a man on the street interviews if I can get you security for the DNC. Okay, Paul and I talked about it. Folks, would you watch that? Would you watch Evita do a man on the street interviews at the DNC with some of these lunatics? I'm all about it. Maybe Guy will go.

You know some friends you can stay with or something. I mean, I'll get you a hotel. I want to see what they have to say. This is why they're like they are. You have to understand. I wrote this down because I didn't want to miss this. Folks, why do these people hate the Jews so much? They don't hate the Jews because they're Jewish.

They don't. I know that sounds, well, some do. Some it's a religious thing. Outside of the fanatics, the useful idiots I'm talking about. I'm not talking about professional agitators, just so we're clear. Why do some of these kids hate the Jews so much? I promise you, it's nothing to do with them being Jewish. You know what it is?

You've got this country in the Middle East that is really not loaded with natural resources. It's actually quite small. What is it, the size of New Jersey, roughly? It's not large. It's not even that old. And everybody's really successful. They've got a growing economy. They've got democracy. So in the victim hierarchy where everything has to be taken from someone else, see, they never see the pizza is growing. They see the pizza as if you took a slice, you ate someone else's.

You get what I'm saying? If Jewish people in Israel are successful, they must have stolen it. So that's where you get the useful idiocracy. Now do you understand why they are the way? I'm not talking about the professional agitators and the Hamas killers. Trust me, they hate the Jews because they're Jewish. I'm talking about the unprofessional losers, the useful idiocracy, the Yuri Bezmenov people they've been warned about.

I'll get to that in a little bit. You know what? Do we have that? Can you cue that up? This is a perfect time for this. I'm going to play it later. Watch this video. This is a former KGB guy.

We played this before. The Soviets and the collectivists understood forever if they were to marry up in this unholy alliance, as David Horowitz calls it, with the kill the Jews crowd, Hamas, Hezbollah, ISIS, Al-Qaeda. They understood fully they could take advantage of the useful idiots, the Soviets and the useful idiots together. Yuri Bezmenov explained this perfectly, how this is the way to destroy the United States from the inside out. Watch this is one of the best clips you'll ever see. The demoralization process in the United States is basically completed already for the last 25 years. Actually, it's overfulfilled because demoralization now reaches such areas where previously not even Comrade Andropov and all his experts would even dream of such a tremendous success most of it is done by Americans to Americans thanks to lack of moral standards as I

mentioned before exposure to true information does not matter anymore a person who was demoralized is unable to assess true information the facts tell nothing to him even if I shower him with information with authentic proof with documents with pictures even if I take him by force to the Soviet Union and show him concentration camp he will refuse to believe it until he is going to receive a kick in the in his fat bottom. When a military boot crashes his, then he will understand, but not before that.

That's the tragic of the situation of demoralization. Folks, if you don't understand that, again, we can't be friends, I'm sorry. He's explained it perfectly, how the collectivists and the Kill the Jews crowd understood together that they had one common goal, destroying the oppressors in the United States.

And they do it. That's where the useful idiocracy comes in. They're never going to understand until they get a kick in their ass themselves. Look at this video off the University of Texas

campus yesterday. This is what I'm talking about, how they just lump everyone together. The Kill the Jews crowd, all of a sudden, they hate the cops too. I don't understand.

They love the cops when the cops are enforcing COVID laws for them. sudden they hate the cops too i don't understand they love the cops when the cops are enforcing covid laws for now they hate the cops kkk apd austin pd idf everybody's in the same group you get it anyone who's who they think is the oppressor or protecting the oppressor is to be destroyed because they're the permanent victim. They say this on a probably multi-billion dollar beautiful college campus I've been at at the University of Texas, living in the wealthiest country in the world. They say it, and by the way,

as long as you're not breaking any laws, they're free to say that. And yet they see themselves as victims. I'll show you what happened to these people in a minute. Now, I'll give them a little warning. They should have watched this video first because they shouldn't get it. Trying that shit in Texas, probably not a good idea.

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Thanks, GenuCell. Okay, folks, I could have saved the Texas, you know, kill the Jews crowd, a whole lot of time money that may go over well in the Ivy league. You may walk onto campuses and take over and do whatever. By the way, I heard the Harvard ones this morning. I took over Harvard. I'll show you that video in a second. I heard the sprinkler system went off this morning and it was like 32 degrees at 4am. That's a shame that you hate to see it. That's a real shame.

Fellas, wouldn't you agree? That's a shame. They were wet. It's four o'clock in the morning. They had to get up early. They're like, oh, everybody kill the Jews. And before they scream, kill the Jews, they're all soaking wet. It's 32 degrees. That's a shame. You really, you genuinely hate to see stuff like that. That's too bad. So sad. But trying that shit in the University of Texas campus wasn't going to work out. I could have warned you. They just should have listened to this video uh by our good friend roger scare who has a great tutorial on things like fucking around and find it out check this out all right today we're going to talk about how we can find out and how much we can find out and what it takes

to get there so first we have to decide how much do we want to find out. So let's say in this case, I want to find out at a level of seven. Okay, so I find that level on my graph and I come horizontally to my gradient line. Where it intersects with my gradient line, I'm going to come straight down to where it intersects with my fuck around line. That there is going to tell me how much I have to fuck around to find out what I need to find out. See, as you can see, the more you fuck around, the more you're going to find out. And also, if you stay down here and you never fuck around, you'll never find out. So I hope this lesson is helpful. Thank you. I could have saved the University of Texas kill the Jews crowd a lot of time. And by the way, listen, I you know, I am an absolute free speech absolutist.

If you are not breaking the law, you should be free to protest and do your thing. However, camping out on a college campus and taking over and screaming kill the, as a bunch of Jewish people walk by. In any sane person's world, that would be considered a crime. You screaming that you're going to kill me to my face if you're doing said thing is probably a really genuinely awful idea. So they did find out yesterday. Again, pulling that shit in Texas, probably not a good idea. Just would have listened to Roger. It could have saved you a lot of time.

However, in the Ivy League, they genuinely don't give a shit. They love this stuff in the Ivy League. Here they did. These are the people who got frozen out this morning by the sprinklers at 4 a.m. And again, that's a shame. You hate to see it. These poor, young, victimized kids. Look at them.

Storming the campus at Harvard. When is Harvard going to do that? Probably not. They're probably going to be like, we're in the go-sharing style. Okay, sure. Harvard thinks this is great. They're like, look, we can use this in a recruiting video. The Ivy League, folks, listen, on a deadly, serious note,

and that's not a pun. If you are a parent to a Zionist or Jewish scholar in your schools, get your kids out of there. One of them is going to get hurt. Pains me to tell you that in the United States of America, that someone can't freely practice their religion. Judaism, Islam, Christianity, Hinduism, whatever your religion is. You know, we have that thing called the First Amendment and stuff.

I get your kids out of there tomorrow. And I get the argument, no, I'm going to fight back. It's not about fighting back. It's about your money is going to fund this. There's a difference. You're paying for this. That's the difference. If this was a public place that was free, I'd say yes. Why are you giving them money? Just stop. Places are horrible. And by the way, I was called again, a conspiracy theorist. Another one of my conspiracy theories came true.

The other day I told you about a little nugget in the foreign aid funding package on page 11 that gave $3.5 billion to a bunch of NGOs to process refugees. Do you have any idea how many people came after us on the show? He doesn't know what he's talking about. It's a conspiracy theory. Oh, really? Our good friend Stephen Miller, great guy, says, hey, you know, Republicans in Congress just approved another $3.5 billion to expand and expedite refugee processing. And look at what happened. Mike Davis tweeted out, oh, look, Biden's setting up field offices in Qatar and Turkey

to increase capacity for, holy shit, you guessed it, ladies and gentlemen, the flag is out. This is going to be holding 15 yards, unsportsmanlike conduct, 22.5 yards. Look at that. United States Customs and Immigration Services to open international field offices in Qatar and Turkey for refugee processing. It's not like I didn't tell you, but everybody said it was a conspiracy theory.

He's very happy. He loves that. He loves that he's paying a fortune in taxes to process, to give to a bunch of NGOs to process more refugees. Yes, this is awesome. Fantastic. Aren't you happy? You're out there. Whatever you're doing. You're like, what is this little widget thing?

We got like a little gavel someone sent me. I don't even know who this was. Dan Bongino, unapologetically American truth speaker. I haven't even read that anymore. But you're making this thing. You're in the assembly process. You're like this. You're paying like 50% of your money to taxes.

And they're giving it to Qatar and Turkey to process more refugees into the country with your money. With your money. We're doing awesome, folks. Everything's going great. Let's keep pissing in each other's Cheerios rather than fighting the real fights. This is what you're up against. Qatar, I know. Qatar. You know what fell out? My digiglasses.

We haven't worn these in a while. Folks, we're going to have to set a new record soon so we can break the digiglasses out again. We're going to have to get to, what is it, 150 now? If we get to 150 streamers? Help us out. We'll bust the digiglass idea. Yeah, Cutter.

Let's give them more money for NGOs. It's such a great idea. And folks, don't worry about it. You know, the FBI is on top of the case with the kill the Jews crowd, I'm sure. You know, if the kill the Jews crowd, if they were to morph into Catholics and start defending the pro-life crowd,

the FBI would be all over this. If they put MAGA hats on, they would 100% be under FBI surveillance. But, you know, screaming kill the Jews on a college campus, you're like immune from any of that. Here's Christopher Wray telling Les Hold, saying, ah, don't worry about it. We don't monitor people like that.

Oh, really? That's interesting. Here, check this out. Are you actively monitoring these protests? We don't monitor protests, but we do share intelligence about specific threats of violence. They don't monitor protests. That's interesting,

because the Catholic Herald says otherwise. The FBI spied on traditionalist U.S. Catholics from coast to coast. New evidence. Folks, listen to me, man. They're using you. A lot of you young kids out there, you're welcome on the show, man. You know I love you. A lot of you fighting for enemy, fighting our enemies and fighting for freedom and liberty. When you all show up at book signings, when I see young men and women show up at book signings under the age of 25, you know it if you've met me there. You're the ones I'm giving fist pounds to. I love you all, but I'm just so proud of you that despite the pressure to be a collectivist and fantasize supporting genocide, supporting dipshit, you have fought a good fight and you decided to fight for freedom and liberty too. They are using you. They are using you. They love useful idiots.

I'm begging you, please not to be one. I have never seen a video that so sums up where we are right now than this one that went viral on social media yesterday. This was all over true social all over twitter there was a squatter the sky goes and interviews a squatter you know these people who take over homes they don't own and just hang out there there is so much in this one minute if this doesn't just get the blood boiling i can't help you this describes where we are right now watch this my house Say for a month and a half and a half. Mm-hmm

You think you would be entitled to? I'm not the only one that is squatting It's a lot of other people on the block if you want to be technical You know and a lot of people encouraged me to do what I'm doing now. But she wants her place back. Yeah, but I have put a lot of work in here and I spent a lot of money. I am on a fixed income. Is that power hooked up legit there?

My power is... That's not legit. It's not legit. No, you're stealing a little bit of power. I am blessed. What do you do for a living? I receive Social Security. I don't have a security.

What happened? Disability? Yes. What's your ailment? I'm not going to say. That's her right. Is that even real? I don't even know.

You know the young lady yesterday saying the whole thing was a joke? Which that's why I thought he's parodying her. The sad thing is they're only funny because they're tragic. And because you're like, yeah, we know people that are doing that. Like right now, this is where we are as a country. People like, ah, it's going to take over someone else's property. Why can't we just print money? Why can't we do all this stuff?

Folks, things are changing. I promise you things are changing. They're changing slowly, but things are changing. I know things are changing. That soundbite I played you in the beginning of the show of union workers who vote usually in lockstep with Democrats. I wish they wouldn't. We're the party of the union worker.

We are. You built America. We're your party. We always have been. A lot of people are just seeing it now. You're starting to see this transition. Is it bad enough yet for a full change? I don't think so.

Are we getting there? We are. Watch this Fox segment, this Pennsylvania voter on groceries and inflation. There's only so much people are going to put up with. They can't get kicked in the balls 25 times before putting a cup on. Watch this. High prices. You go in and get a bag or two and it's almost $150.

And under President Trump, it was a family who actually afford some groceries. We were so much better under Trump. We had money. We don't have money now. So I'm going right back to where I was yesterday, ladies and gentlemen. It's my job to put meat on the bone

for you before the election. Anyone can talk smack. I want to put meat on the bone and tell you what is actually going to happen to you. And what I'm going to do is in case there's any doubt out there, if you're a Democrat or a happen to you. And what I'm going to do is in case there's any doubt out there, if you're a Democrat or a liberal, you hate me and you hate

my show. I get it. I don't like you either. It's okay, but I'll put that aside. You put it aside for a moment. I'm going to use your guy's words, not mine. Here is your guy, Joe Biden. He was at a rally yesterday, stumbled and mumbled all over himself, screwed up everything again because he can't get out of his own way. But put all that aside. The Trump tax cuts, which you all got a tax cut, whether you think so or not, I'll show it to you in a minute. He's saying the Trump tax cuts are going to expire and he's going to put them to bed for good. They're dead. The Joe Biden's words, not mine. Meat on the bone. You want to pay higher taxes? Here's your guy. Check this out.

By the way, that tax cut expires next year, okay? Well, let me tell you something. It's going to say expired and dead forever if I'm elected, but anyway. It's not me, folks. It's him. That was Joe Biden yesterday.

He's now saying if he wins, the tax cuts you got are going to go away. His words. So I went to a nonpartisan site. So I can't be accused of bullshitting you, okay? This is Investopedia. If you're an investor, it is not a political site at all.

It is an investment site. That's why it's called Investopedia. There's an article there explaining the Trump tax reform plan. So here are the rates you're going to pay and get back if Joe Biden is elected. The higher rates, meaning your taxes are going to go up. If you were in the top bracket, your old rate was 39.6. Your rate now is 37. So you're going to pay a nearly three percentage point

higher tax rate. The 33% rate, the level below, that dropped to 32. You're going to pay an additional percentage point. This is just income taxes, by the way. This isn't the corporate tax, capital gains tax. If you were in the bracket below, the 28% bracket. You got a four percentage point cut. This is upper middle class, middle class. You are going to pay 4% more of your income. Income. Forget about capital gains and all the other shit he wants. 4%.

Because he just said it. Okay? The 25% bracket. This is middle class, maybe lower middle class. 25% is going to go back up to 25 from 23, 3% more of your income going to the government. And the 15% bracket second from the bottom, these are not very wealthy taxpayers. You were paying 12%. Now you're going to pay 15% under Biden, 3% more of your money. It's right there, folks. Screenshot it and send it to your friends. It's right there.

It's right there, folks. Screenshot it and send it to your friends. It's right there. And by the way, in case you think Biden misspoke, he put out an actual tweet doubling down on your taxes are going to go up. The kid sniffing, woman groping, plagiarizing, sociopathic, lying, senile loser said on his own Twitter yesterday,

Trump was proud of his tax cut and he lies here, says it benefited the wealthy and big corporations. I just read you the rates, folks. I just read. See, this dipshit's going to lie to you all the time because that's all he knows. He says that tax cut's going to expire. And if I'm reelected, it's going to stay expired.

Wall Street Journal covered it too. I'm just, if that's what you want, vote Biden. Forget about him being senile, showering with his daughter, raising a son with a crack problem, sniffing kids, groping women, taking bribes from China. Forget about all that.

Ukraine, forget all that. None of that bothers you. If you want to pay higher taxes, vote for this guy. I just showed you what your rate is. Just do me a favor to the liberals and Democrats watching the show. When he crashes the economy, if he gets reelected and your taxes go through the roof, don't you dare come in my chat and start fucking around, okay? Watch the Roger Scare video first because I've got no time for your

bullshit. But don't sweat it, folks. At least Joe Biden is cutting the debt and all. I mean, how do we know he cut the debt? I mean, he says so all the time. He did it again yesterday. I cut the national debt so far. And still got all his other things in.

He says it must be true. He said so. So I sent that to Guy. I said, Guy, at least we can throw a bone to them and say, all right, your taxes are going to go up, but he's using it to lower the debt. Evita, you saw that, right? He's paying the debt down.

Evita's like, yeah, definitely. I mean, Joe Biden said it must be true. So Evita's like, Dan, I'm not so sure you're right. She says, I went to the Treasury website, treasury.gov, and she said, I took this screenshot and I decided I was going to put it into the show. And the weird thing about this screenshot after Evita sent it to me is it looks like the national debt has gone up dramatically every single year since Joe Biden's been in office. The national debt has gone up every single year since Joe Biden's been in office. Look at that. Wow. Look at that.

22 million, a trillion, I did it in Austin Powers, 26 trillion, 28 trillion, 30 trillion, I did it in Austin Powers. $26 trillion, $28 trillion, $30 trillion, $33 trillion. I thought it went down. Now, if you notice, guys, can you vouch for me? This is the Treasury website. It's treasury.gov. So, again, if you're a liberal, I just pointed to you Investopedia,

a nonpartisan site, and the Treasury's own website on the debt. So I'm asking you again, a simple question. Why do you let this senile kid sniffer bullshit you? Not only is he going to hike your taxes, he has not only not paid down the debt since he's been in office, the debt has gone up about $7 trillion. And when he's not absolutely bullshitting you, he's confused. Here he is yesterday reading the teleprompter. Now, I've been in the media business for a while, and I'm not going to tell you I haven't occasionally screwed some stuff up,

but one of the things you do all the time in the business is you'll read through cues. Go to break, they'll say, pause. This is what it looks like when you actually read the cues on the actual program. Check to break. They'll say pause. This is what it looks like when you actually read the cues on the actual program. Check this out. Imagine what we can do next. Four more years. Pause.

Four more years. Four more years. React to Joe Biden. Oh, I'm sorry. That was in the prompter. That was in the prompter. Holy shit. Look, I'm sorry. That was in the prompter. That was in the prompter. Holy shit. Look, I'm reacting. Just like it says. Folks,

nothing this guy tells you is true, man. Nothing. Imagine what we can do next. Four more years. Four more next. Four more years. Wait, watch, watch, watch. Four more years. Four more years. Boys, look at this guy.

Look how confused he is. Look at this guy. Look at the oatmeal god right here. He looks like, does it look like he's wetting himself right there? Is he having an accident right there? Check him out. He's like, I always remind himself right there. Is he having an accident right there? Check him out. He's like, I always reminds me every time I see him. I think of that scene, the Bradley Cooper, Lady Gaga scene in the star is born when he

pisses his pants at the end. I swear every time I see that, I think, is that why Joe Biden wears dark suits? Someone should put him in the famous Obama tan suit. I bet you see like shit running down his leg all the time. Big piss it all over. Look at him. Former pause. Hey, wait, it gets better. He told another gem yesterday that he commuted across a bridge. I know well, I lived in Maryland for 10 years plus the Francis Scott Key Bridge, or as Kareem Jean-Pierre calls it, the Francis Scott King Bridge that he commuted over this bridge with the Amtrak

for 36 years. That's incredible. That's incredible because there's no rail line on the bridge. But he did it for 36 years. I guess the train went onto a road like that must have been really uncomfortable. And over the bridge, people's like, look, there's a freaking train on the bridge. It's so weird. Check this out.

I've been over that bridge a lot. I mean, I commuted every day for 36 years as a U.S. senator when my wife and daughter were killed. And I used to commute back and forth to be with my boys. And I'm over that area in Baltimore Harbor. 36 years, folks. He commuted over a bridge on the train. 36 years with no rail lines. It's amazing.

And I just did a little diversion for him. That's great. years with no rail lines. It's amazing. I just did a little diversion for him. That's great. Because it is Thursday and I want to kind of take a little bit of temperature down. I need a little bit of comic relief at the end of the show. You see the segment yesterday with Chris Christie? Did you guys see this? You want to talk about a lack of self-awareness? He was at Chicago? Here's Chris Christie at the University of Chicago where Evita went to school, right?

Talking about how Donald Trump is looking a little rough right now in court. And I want you to pay attention. The buttons on this shirt are doing a lot of work here. Watch this. The criminal trial is a really awful thing to go through. And if you look at trump physically right now he looks terrible he looks terrible this is

good republicans avida says university chicago only brings in the good republicans you know the mccain's the mitt romney's look. The well-behaved, right? The dog-leash ones. Like, they're getting dog-walked. That button, it's doing a lot of work, isn't it? That bottom one? That bottom one is, like, screaming for help right now. Like, please! Please help! Chris Christie, talking about how Donald Trump looks like. Chris, Chris.

Sludge by... Why? He's like... You see him, folks? He's like this. You know what he should do he should put his like dogs up on the desk too so sick of this guy who's the little guy that sits on Jabba's lap salacious crumb

he knows everything about Star Wars he even knew the Ewok guy has like a middle initial doesn't he like Warwick this is crazy. He knows everything about Star Wars. It's so bananas. All right. This is important though. Back to the serious stuff. Folks, Judge Cannon in the documents case, Donald Trump's documents case in Mar-a-Lago. Remember the bullshit search warrant? This case is blowing up, blowing up. And I mean,

blowing up in Jack Smith's face and the Biden administration's tyranny. This case is getting uglier by the minute. We had Julie Kelly on the radio show. We're going to replay the interview on the Sunday weekend show, excuse me, for the podcast. I encourage you to listen to it. Judge Cannon, she's on an unsealing binge right now. This is the craziest part of this thing. So unsealed records in the case note that Jay Brad, who was Jack Smith's lead prosecutor in the case, that it threatened Stanley Woodward, an attorney for one of Trump's aides, Walt Nauta, with sinking a judicial nomination if he didn't get his client to flip on Trump. You understand what this means? They wanted someone to flip on Donald Trump and want full mobster on them?

Be a real shame if your house burns down. Look at this. This has been unsealed. I wouldn't want you to do anything to mess that up. Jay Brad. That's why I keep saying, folks, laser focused on this election. Arizona. Trump's in a courtroom in New York. It's degenerating.

We got Fannie Willis in Georgia. You've got this travesty of justice with the Jack Smith case. This is all breaking down right now. There is no time for bullshit. Everybody needs to be focused on winning this election. If you're doing anything else right now, I'm sorry, but your priorities are completely up. Let me think of a better way to explain this. In the chat, man, am I doing that? I'm not sure I'm getting through. I understand a lot of you are really, most of you are really, really good and decent people. And you want to believe that the people fighting the fight you believe in, take politics out of it. Let's say you're a Yankees baseball fan. You want to believe that the guy cheering for your team is a good guy. If it was Jeffrey Dahmer,

the serial killer in Yankee Stadium sitting next to you cheering for the Yankees, you're going to be like, man, this really sucks. We got a cannibal serial killer here. I don't really care about the Yankees. Let's get this guy locked up. I get that. That's a pretty dramatic key. Having said that, although that's a really dramatic example of what I'm talking about, in this fight ahead, there are a lot of people who are fighting for the same thing you are, who are really not good people, folks.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but I've been in this business, and I ran for office, and I've been an activist like you for a long time. I'm no better than anybody out there. I don't pretend to be. I'm just a guy with a microphone. That's it. We haven't always done anything special about me. But I've seen a lot, like many of you.

And a lot of people out there are not good people. Folks, I can make the case to you that I'm not a good person either. I could. You know know I was I was watching Deadpool the other day and the Ryan Reynolds movie and he says I'm just a bad guy like basically paid to fuck up worst guy

and I thought yeah I guess that's kind of what we do here too not all these people are great people. But the worst people, the worst people, are the police state tyrants who would destroy this country in a second. That's why I'm asking you, triage your fights. There's a limited time in your day. The worst of the worst, the serial killers or whatever on our side,

a little dramatic, but yeah, we got to get rid of them. But the other stuff, there's no time for that, man. Not now. Maybe later, but not now. Your political fire should be directed in this trench warfare one direction and it's that way. Really important. We all understand that.

All right. I appreciate you tuning in. If you want to listen to the radio show coming up next on Rumble, we really appreciate it. Rumble.com slash Bongino. We'll be there from 12 to 3, and we'll see you back here on the podcast tomorrow. You just heard the Dan Bongino Show. you you you you you you you you