The Dan Bongino Show - Faith and Religion are Under Attack (Ep 1466)
Episode Date: February 26, 2021In this episode, I discuss the new liberal bill which will devastate your church and destroy your Right to practice your faith. I also address the medical mystery of our time - what happened to the fl...u? News Picks: What happened to the Flu? The “Equality” Act has nothing to do with actual equality. Here are 9 election reforms states can implement to prevent mistakes and fraud. Here’s the CBO report on minimum wage discussed in the show. Democrat Senator pushes a massive tax hike to pay for new government spending. The 5 consequences of our massive debt problem. Our villain of the day story. Copyright Bongino Inc All Rights Reserved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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get ready to hear the truth about america on a show that's not immune to the facts with your
host dan bongino so the inequality act has passed the house um the inequality act what are you
talking about you mean the equality act no no no i you could call it the equality act but it's
actually the inequality act how long before it's going to be illegal for you to go to church? I'm just wondering. Now that the House has passed the
Inequality Act, which will make it basically illegal to practice your own religion in some
respects, and will make it legal to discriminate against people of faith. I'm just wondering.
I'm just wondering how long you'll find yourself in bracelets. And I don't mean like fancy bracelets. I mean like handcuff bracelets for going to church.
Is that next? Oh, that'll never happen here, Dan. I got that story. Also, enough talk about
fixing elections. I saw a great article in the Daily Signal about what we need to do
to actually fix elections, like things we can do on the ground right now to reestablish our faith in our
constitutional republic.
Meat and potato stuff, really good piece.
And we will end today with, I'd like to do a hero of the day on Friday, but today sadly
is the villain of the day.
You're not going to want to miss the villain of the day.
I promise you.
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All right, producer Joe, let's go.
Bongino right now. All right, producer Joe, let's go.
I did not, not
going to allow this to happen to me. Again,
in your worst 1960s
game show voice, Joe, our everyday
Friday thing, or every Friday thing
that's a day that's named Friday. Please start
off the show the right way. It's
Friday!
We can't start a Friday
show without that. Taping a little early today
because we're headed down to CPAC later,
the Conservative Political Action Conference,
to set the world on fire with a speech down there, hopefully.
What am I going to talk about?
I don't know.
We'll figure it out in a car on the way up there.
There's always something in my head.
Let's start out with this.
I don't want to...
Being that we're going to kind of end the show with...
What's up?
Paula's like staring at me. She's giving me a little death stare. I don't know what's going on.
I screw up like the end of yesterday's show. If you missed the end of yesterday's show,
watch that again. I was almost canceled myself in the Bongino house yesterday.
But we're going to end the show with the villain of the day today. So I just wanted to start off
with, are these videos even real anymore we played that
video yesterday of that um person singing her white privilege song um there's another one that's
made the rounds on social media i'm not are these even real are this is a big joke on america there's
only two options here here's another one this is a different person a different white person
i'm clamoring and singing on about how racist they are which is do you want you want that claim to be, you want that to be your claim to fame?
You go right ahead.
I'm out of that one.
That's your bag of donuts, right?
But there's only two options.
You had to write this down.
Okay.
So I don't forget.
Option one, these videos are real and the world is in fact ending.
So it's all over.
So don't worry.
It's the apocalypse.
The four horsemen of the apocalypse are coming and it's all over.
That's option one, Joe, that these videos are real and it's all coming to an end because if they are real the world is
clearly ending we have reached peak stupid volcanic levels of stupid and there's no turning back
this is it the apocalypse is on us it's over or option two these people realize like this is for
sounds really dumb they realize this stuff is for clowns and it's all a joke on us.
There's no option three.
So check this out.
Here's another video of a white school teacher woman singing about, I guess, how racist people are or whatever.
Check this out.
If you don't believe that there is white privilege, please don't teach.
If you don't believe that black lives matter, please don't teach. If you don't believe that black lives matter,
please don't teach.
If you don't believe in systemic racism and how it negatively impacts our students of color
and don't want to help dismantle those systems,
please don't teach.
Yes, please don't teach.
No, I mean you, the person singing that song.
We're begging, please, please don't.
That's got to be a joke. That can't be real. This can't be real. If this is real, seriously, the mean you, the person singing that song. We're begging. Please, please don't. That's got to be a joke.
That can't be real.
This can't be real.
If this is real, seriously, the survival food,
no, this is not going to help you.
The four horsemen of the apocalypse, Joe,
they're on their horses right now,
and they are riding at double time,
then headed right for us,
because there's no saving us at that point.
All right.
I kind of tease this in the beginning of the show.
Folks, I want to get
to a very important story. The ridiculously named Equality Act has passed the House of
Representatives. It will be forever referred to on this show as the Inequality Act, because what
the Inequality Act does is it legalizes discrimination against Christians, people of
faith, you know, all the evil Christians out there, you know, all of us.
I love Jesus Christ.
Always.
I mean that he is my Lord and savior, your religion, your thing.
That's mine, whatever.
But how long before it is illegal to be a Christian?
That's never going to happen.
This is America.
Really?
Because we're going down that dangerous path really, really quick.
We all thought it was a okay to be a conservative up to a few
years ago, too, so we all got canceled from Twitter and Facebook at the same time, right? We never
thought that would happen either. Here's a great article in The Federalist you have to read. This
is important stuff, folks. There's policy happening right now. There's still a chance to stop this
disaster in the United States Senate. The Federalist by Christopher Bedford.
Blessings of Liberty. How the Equality Act
viciously attacks Christians, freedom, society, sex, and you. So what is the Equality Act?
We know from this point forward is the Inequality Act in this show. What is it actually? Let's go
to this screenshot from the Federalist. This is happening right now. This is happening right now,
right under your nose, while we're all distracted by people like Liz Cheney, who's worried about Trump's tweets or
whatever. The Federalists. The act, which the House has expected to pass, it did pass, by the
way. This was written before it. For the second time in nine months, by the way, it's passed,
before sending it out to the now Democratic Senate, opens up swinging on Christians,
as well as most religions
concepts of morality and marriage sex and identity it would strike biological sex from the 1964
civil rights act replacing it with quote sexual orientation and gender identity paula wasn't that
racist sexual orientation joe i'm not i don't want to get off track here but didn't remember
the dictionary.com didn't we discuss that a few weeks ago? Yes, we did.
Was it Maisie Hirono who said that was racist or homophobic or istophobic?
It was, right?
I'm not crazy.
This is crazy.
They got it in the act. A belief in traditional marriage, the act would legislate,
is a specific example of illegal discrimination.
It's all happening right now while we're all distracted by Lizeney, who's worried about Trump's tweets and stuff.
So what would be the effect of changing the 1964 Civil Rights Act to gender identity, where you basically just say, hey, I feel like a woman, or I feel like a man when I'm'm a woman or a woman who feels like, man, what would be the effect of that?
What would be the effect of changing the civil rights out to legislate all this stuff instead of letting private citizens make their own informed adult opinions about how they feel about gender identity?
Oh, we can't have that.
The left loves to talk about choice as long as it's their choice, not yours.
You will comply with the left, of course.
So here's an interesting side effect of what may happen if this happens to pass the Senate,
outside of the fact that practicing your faith could be potentially illegal.
Here's an interesting example from the Federalist piece, quote,
salons, too, will not be able to, quote, discriminate based on
biology, opening the door in the United States for the Canadian nightmare where Jessica Yaniv,
a man who identifies as a woman while still being attracted to women,
women, sued to force a female nail salon employee to wax his private parts.
employee to wax his private parts.
You don't have to be a woman to understand the level of sexual assault implicit in the adult man demanding a woman handle his private parts for
money or risk the force of law.
That's a real story,
by the way.
Now,
yes,
it is.
Paula's like,
no,
it is.
It's a real story.
All coming here, all coming here to the It's a real story. All coming here.
All coming here to the United States.
All happening under our noses.
So, you know, I always have an ask in the show
because this is a show directed towards action.
I'm an action guy.
I'm an action guy.
I talk, but if talk doesn't motivate action,
then don't bother.
I ran for office.
I did it.
I threw my name on the ballot.
I've done all the stuff.
I'm there. I need your help. Get on the phone with your senators today. Real simple phone call,
real simple email. You know who they are? Everybody's got two of them. If you live in
one of the 50 states, therefore, for the purposes of this, you don't have people that matter.
Get them on the blower. Get them on the email, and just say, hey,
daddy-o, where do we stand on the Inequality Act?
Because that doesn't sound so good to me.
You know, I go to church and I have traditional values, and that's great.
Whatever values you may have, it's a free country.
I respect that.
But I don't need the law, the law, the long arm of the law telling me how I should feel about things.
We have this whole thing called freedom, liberty, choice, you know, all old antiquated ideas.
But I don't really feel like being told in a salon who I need to put my hands on and who not to.
Doesn't sound right.
Well, Chip Roy, who's had some pretty good moments.
He's a congressman from Texas.
Chip Roy was talking on the House steps about this,
and him and the Freedom Caucus are
some of the few principled Republicans left there.
Chip Roy kind of, I mean, this is in a good way, not a bad way,
kind of lost it a little bit on the House steps
about the Inequality Act and was like,
nah, I'm not really digging that.
Like, I work really hard to send my kids to a
private Catholic school to, uh, you know, imbue upon them Christian Catholic values.
I don't really need the government telling me how I can and can't practice my religion.
We have that whole obstacle, Joe shocker called the first amendment. Yeah. I know liberals haven't
read it or anything like that. And this will probably get thrown out in court even if it passes.
But who knows?
The courts are so bad these days, you don't know.
Here's Chip Roy laying the smack down.
We need more of this.
This is a government using its power to tell us to bow down to the will of a cultural elite
in this town who want to tell us what we're supposed to believe.
We're not going to do that.
Let me be clear. We are not going to do that. Let me be clear. We are not going to do that. My wife and I work very hard products of the public school system, K through law
school, both of us to scrape and save, to pay our kids, to go to a private Christian
school. Why? Because we're being pushed into the corner so that we can carry out our
beliefs without penalty. Ostracization that this body now wants to do, the Speaker Pelosi, Chuck
Schumer, and the Democrat leaders want to do. We're not going to be painted in the corner
because this is about tyranny over the mind of men
yeah yeah it is it's exactly what it's about tyranny over the minds of men pretty famous quote
he's right listen for the liberals on a serious note who listen to my show
i know you don't do it deliberately.
The deliberately is probably your college roommate who's a conservative,
has it on awfully loud just to annoy you,
but you may be listening right now.
I hope you're annoyed.
Just as for you,
this is directed at you.
You don't have the right in a free society to not be offended.
Do you know that?
Do you understand that?
Listen to what I just told you.
Take the cotton out of your ears for a moment and jam it in your mouth and Listen to what I just told you. Take the cotton out of your ears
for a moment and jam it in your mouth and listen to what I'm telling you. You do not have the right
to not be offended. Do you understand that? That applies to me as well. There are lifestyles and
things you do as liberals in your life that deeply offend me deeply, but I don't have the right to legislate against you.
So you can't offend me.
I have constitutional rights.
You cannot infringe upon.
There are court systems and laws to prevent that contract law,
illegal activity.
You can't just come and beat me up because you don't like what I'm doing.
All strong components of a
free society with institutions and structures to preserve freedom. But in a free society,
you don't have the right to not have your feelings hurt. Do you understand that?
You've chosen a separate lifestyle, separate from people of faith you don't like, and you
don't like people of faith in their lifestyle.
Fine.
You do you.
We do we.
No problem.
The only problem here is when you, you start coming for we, we, and start demanding we
not offend you under penalty of law.
Maybe you offend us.
Has that ever occurred to you. Maybe you offend us. Does that ever occurred to you?
Maybe you offend us and we,
you don't know you don't offend us because we don't care because you do you.
And we actually believe in civil liberties and civil rights and your ability to
do you.
And therefore we don't try to infringe upon the,
you doing you sphere of you doing you-ness.
But you keep creeping over into our sphere.
You don't like our churches?
Stay out.
We don't care.
I don't care.
You don't like the church I go to?
Don't go.
Nobody misses you.
Do you understand? No one misses you. There is no
one in a homily clamoring for you liberal snowflakes to show up in mass. Don't go. That's
you. That is your choice. I don't go to your liberal snowflake conventions either.
What is it?
Polita Roots or whatever it is, Net Roots Nation.
Why do I not go?
Because I don't care.
And they're liberals and they're,
I don't want to get assaulted and beaten to death.
That's why the safest place on earth for a liberal is CPAC.
The most dangerous place in all three conservative is the Net Roots place or whatever.
You will probably be verbally assaulted
by multiple people when you walk in.
Just do you.
You don't have the right to not be offended.
Who told you that?
Now to the liberal kid in the dorm room listening
because the college conservative kid,
and thank you college conservative
for playing this extra loud.
Your liberal friend's really annoyed right now because that's the first time he's ever heard that.
Or she.
What do you mean?
I have the right not to be triggered.
You do?
Who told you that?
I don't know.
Who told you that?
Your snowflake mom and dad?
News for you.
They're idiots, too.
They don't have to.
Tell them to read the constitution
there's not first amendment one sub one two three subsection b62.5 that says and by the way
you have the right to not be offended that doesn't exist all right let me get to my second sponsor
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going forward? It's something a lot of you are concerned about. It consistently rates as one of the top issues for Republicans. And I've been trying to get,
I've been doing a lot of homework and I've been trying to gather information and give you one
article where it's all kind of nailed down a template on how to fix elections so we can all
have faith in them again. You know, a crazy idea out there, like faith and fidelity in our election
process. Crazy idea, being sarcastic, of, like faith and fidelity in our election process. Crazy
idea. I'm being sarcastic, of course, because the left doesn't care about any of this stuff anymore.
Here's a great piece in the Daily Signal. It'll be up at the show notes, by the way,
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directly to you, get you these terrific articles. Hans von Spakovsky is a brilliant man, a friend of mine.
I go way back with Hans.
Super smart guy.
I'm telling you there isn't a person on the planet who knows more about elections and
election fraud than Hans von Spakovsky.
And he's got a really cool name.
He's really super smart, but that name makes him sound super, super smart.
He is.
He's a genius.
Here's his article at the Daily Signal.
Worth your time. Nine election reforms states can implement to prevent mistakes in voter fraud.
I'm not going to get to every one of them, but I'm going to touch on a few gems in here that
had fixed this broken election process stat today. If we just had people with the cojones to do it and to push for this here's number one
simple stuff verify the accuracy of the voter registration list what a crazy idea
well how he says quote computerized statewide voter registration lists should be designed to
be interoperable so they can communicate seamlessly with other state record databases to
allow frequent exchanges and comparisons of information for example here's a simple one
when an individual changes the residence address on his or her driver's license that information
should be sent to state election officials so that the voter registration address of the individual is also changed to his or her
new DMV residence address. Why is this hard? I don't understand why that's hard. Why is that
hard? Why can't we? We have a $4 trillion government. Trillion. $4 trillion government.
It is the biggest business in the world.
The business of government,
even though it's not run like a business,
it's the biggest business in the history of the world.
And you can't figure out a way in the States
to make sure that when someone changes their address,
it gets changed in a voter reg database too.
Why is that hard again?
Can someone please explain?
I don't want to dwell too much on any one of them,
but here's another one.
Again, Joe, not complicated.
How about we do this crazy one?
Verify the citizenship of voters.
Oh, wow.
Who would have thought of that?
I mean, only lawful citizens can vote in federal elections.
States should, quote, therefore,
require proof of citizenship to register to vote.
Is this... What about about i don't know i really what about this is hard is there something i'm missing maybe it's
me just just a small town i'd actually live in a small town but i like saying that just a small
town guy is glendale small not really glendale's actually, Paula's like shaking her head. No, just a small town cat.
Maybe I should sing a country song about something like that.
You know, everybody from a country song is from a small town.
Doesn't really work for me.
I'm not a good singer either, especially in country.
But I'm just kind of confused as a fake small town guy,
like why verifying the citizenship of voters is really a difficult, difficult task.
So if we had interoperable databases, if we verified the citizenship of our voters, and
then we did number three, we required voter ID.
Here's another one.
Very complicated for the liberals listening.
They'll throw out some ridiculously racist thing, guarantee.
Your liberal friend listening in the dorm room right now is like, voter voter id my black friends won't be able to figure that out and you as a conservative
you should probably like that's not that's kind of racist dude um that's actually pretty joe pretty
racist no yeah just throwing that out there yeah what did joe is so on the racist scale of one to
ten what would you give that like a 9.72?
Yeah, something like a 10 between there somewhere.
Around there?
Yeah.
Maybe 9.8?
That stinks.
Voter ID, not hard.
I assure you, your friends who are black and Hispanic,
I promise you, my wife's Hispanic.
She figures it out, no problem.
It's not hard.
I know you believe because you're a racist white liberal that
blacks and hispanics can't figure things out because you're a racist white liberal but i
promise you voter id is not complicated go to your wallet extract wallet from pocket open said
wallet take out license device show to person this not hard. I know your liberal dorm room guy
is sitting there going,
that's discriminatory.
The first question to him,
why is that discriminatory?
Because black people can't figure it out.
Dude, that sounds super racist.
Should be the first line coming out of your mouth.
Interoperable databases,
verify citizenship, voter ID.
Seems pretty straightforward to me, Joe, no?
No?
No.
Do that tomorrow maybe, right?
Mm-hmm.
Here's another couple gems and we'll have to move on.
If you want to read all of them, check out this great article in my show notes today again.
Hans von Spakovsky.
Not only a smart guy, but a smart sounding guy too.
Here's another couple gems.
Limit absentee ballots.
Absentee ballots
should be reserved for those individuals who are too disabled to vote in person or who will be out
of town on election day and all early voting days. Pretty straightforward, no? I mean, I showed you
no less than four or five, six times how the New York Times in 2012 did a big expose on how mail-in
ballots are twice as likely to be rejected for all kinds of reasons
than people who show up on voting day and vote in person. So why would we incentivize using a
system of mail-in ballots where even the New York Times themselves has repeatedly acknowledged are
more prone to fraud, error, and being rejected? Why would we do that maybe because you benefit from rejections and frauds and confusion
i don't know why else would you not want to fix that it's a problem let's fix it
here's an important one though a very important one we have got to stop this disaster known as
ballot harvesting now hans von spakovsky has a better name for it.
He calls it vote trafficking.
I like that.
Prevent vote trafficking.
Vote trafficking, also called vote harvesting or ballot harvesting by third parties, should be banned.
Yes.
Amen, Brother Hans.
That would ensure that candidates, campaign staffers, party activists and political consultants are prohibited from picking up and potentially mishandling or changing absentee ballots and pressuring or coercing vulnerable voters in
their homes. How ballot harvesting, in other words, a third party going out and collecting
votes that's not an election official, how that's even a thing is stunning. How is that allowed?
Listen, point of personal privilege. I hate the personal stories, but it's important.
is that allowed? Listen, point of personal privilege. I hate the personal stories, but it's important. I spent a lot of my life in law enforcement. If you are going to prosecute
someone in a trial and you're going to use evidence, say you're going to use this TV remote
control. This is for this monitor we have over there. We always have on during the show in case
you see crazy lights on my face. That's what that is, right? So this remote, whatever, was used to
beat someone to death. Be hard, hard but who knows let's just play the
game for a minute this was used to beat someone to death this dreaded remote maybe the pointy thing
or whatever if this was evidence and you show up as a law enforcement officer at the scene and you
see the evidence the dreaded bloody remote right get an evidence bag you you put gloves on so you
don't taint the evidence or you pick it up with some kind of
thing where you're not touching the whole thingy. You go put it in the bag and you sign the chain
of custody and you get it right to the lab. Joe, do you think it's appropriate to give it to the
guy outside at the hot dog stand who gives it to the guy in the bagel store who hands it to the
UPS guy to mail it to the evidence lab? Would you do that? No, that's a big no, Dan. Okay,
thank you. Now, joe you were not a
police officer correct so you have no law enforcement training we know of just just no okay
thank you but joe's a smart guy and figures out that that's probably not a good idea to introduce
additional variables into the process the variables bringing uh being bagel store guy
hot dog stand guy and ups guy So why would we introduce another variable
into the most sacred process we have voting
by allowing people who aren't voters
and not voting officials and election officials
to handle ballots?
Why would we do that again?
Maybe someone's interested in a middleman,
a middleman who creates a variable.
Why else would you defend it
if you weren't interested in it?
Makes you think, huh?
Read that article,
the whole article.
It's really, really good
and it is worth your time,
I promise you.
You know what?
Let me get to my,
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Getting back to my update on Spygate because it's important.
It'd be quick, but it's worth your time. If know, if you bought my last book, follow the money,
you read it or you borrowed it from a library, whatever it may be, we appreciate it. But in my
last book, I had a chapter on the setup of Mike Flynn, Lieutenant General Mike Flynn,
and one of the most disgusting episodes in American history, the abuse of law enforcement
to frame and set up a decorated Lieutenant General Michael Flynn.
Now, here it is.
It all comes out again.
Talked about it in my book.
Called it.
I've actually spoke to Svetlana Lakova about this.
Here's a little FBI note that emerged the other day in this new declassification of
documents.
This is just really weird.
So it talks about how the FBI spy everybody in the left says doesn't exist.
Spygate is a conspiracy theory.
There was no spy.
No, no.
This guy was paid by the FBI to go and engage in spy behavior on the Trump campaign.
But the setup of Mike Flynn and how it went down, ladies and gentlemen, is a spy tale for idiots and for the ages that you need to be aware of.
Barack Obama hated Mike Flynn.
We all cool on that.
He hasn't heard this story yet.
So maybe it's new to him.
Joe,
you've heard it a thousand times,
maybe,
but it's important.
Obama hated Mike Flynn.
Mike Flynn was his president.
Obama's DIA director,
defense intelligence agency.
Mike Flynn was one of the highest ranking intelligence officials in the
country under the Obama administration. Why did Obama hate Flynn? Defense Intelligence Agency. Mike Flynn was one of the highest ranking intelligence officials in the country
under the Obama administration.
Why did Obama hate Flynn?
Because Flynn...
What am I doing?
Flynn sniffed something with the Iran deal.
She's like, Paul, it's going to be like,
is something wrong? Is he okay?
I'm fine. I'm just a joke.
Flynn was like, he wasn't really sniffing anything,
but he smelled something wrong with the Iran deal, Joe. Flynn was like, this Iran deal is not a good idea. I hear them chanting
death to America, the whole nuclear thing. Why exactly are we giving their pallets of cash?
Flynn was all over the Iran deal. He understood the disaster would be. Therefore, Obama hated him
and they had to take Flynn out. So what happened? Back in August of 2016,
Flynn out. So what happened? Back in August of 2016, we find out that the FBI opens up cases on these Trump campaign members, Manafort, Carter Page, and George Papadopoulos, but they don't open
up a case on Mike Flynn. Somebody got really upset at the FBI and this FBI spy, CHS, you'll
see in this FBI note, confidential human source, all of a sudden shows up the day
after they don't open up a case in August of 2016 on Flynn and starts giving up all this
information about Mike Flynn. That CHS is believed by many, confidential human source,
otherwise known as a spy, is believed by many to be Stefan Halper.
Now, you know what's weird? He talks about this dinner Mike Flynn was at
now you know what's weird he talks about this dinner mike flynn was at back in i believe 2015 and he says mike flynn was at this dinner with this russian woman svetlana lakova who i know
personally i've spoken to her many times about this exact same event and it says the chs otherwise
the spy stated that a woman svetlana lakova, surprised everyone and got into CR. CR's Mike Flynn, that's Crossfire Razor, that was his codename in the FBI.
Got into CR's cab and joined CR on the train ride to London.
The CHS, in other words, the spy, recalled that Lakova latched onto Flynn when he was at the redacted.
Interesting.
Interesting why? Because, ladies and gentlemen gentlemen none of that ever happened
there were multiple witnesses that mike flynn left the event in 2015 separately from svetlana
lakova who got in a car with her boyfriend who has already attested to that. So as another DIA official who was at the actual dinner
and said, the story is entirely fake. Do you understand? By the way, a lot of these details
are in my last book, follow the money, but now it's out and official. We were right again.
Unfortunately, I wish we'd be wrong because we mean we weren't living in under tyranny right now
and a weaponized FBI and intelligence community.
What does that mean?
What do they call that?
Joe, what do they call that?
When you didn't do anything wrong and then someone comes in and sets you up.
We call that, I believe that's called being framed.
Yes.
Fair assessment?
We don't need dictionary.com.
Fair assessment.
So just to be clear,
I decorated Lieutenant General,
a patriot,
and the head of our DIA under Barack Obama
was framed because Barack Obama
had some political beefs with him.
Sounds like what happened.
Don't worry, folks.
We should all move on, right?
I get these emails sometimes from liberals.
Move on.
Nothing's going to happen.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not moving on.
I'm not interested in moving on.
I'm interested in the truth.
And you should be too.
The truth matters.
If there's no penalty for it,
I can't, I'm not a DOJ.
I can't go lock people up.
I'm not an assistant United States attorney.
But damn it, I'm going to expose these people
over and over and over again
till it's drilled into their heads
that no, I'm not going to let any of this go away sorry too bad so sad mike flynn was framed it's now clear as day
and the story should be everywhere it's only the biggest scandal in american history
all right moving on this is our economics for liberals section. You know, you got to go slow with them.
So get ready, folks.
I am, I, you know, I wake up every morning.
Economics is my passion.
I try it.
Paula loves the economics part of the show.
I try not to do too much of it on the show
because I don't want to beat you over the head with it.
Because if it was up to me, I would do it,
not figuratively, but literally every day.
But I've got a few pieces here of information you need to know because as the government
is getting ready under Joe Biden and the Democrat-controlled House and Senate, effectively,
and get ready to pass another monstrous spending measure, the ignorance of economics out there
in the public is so profound by liberals.
They just believe things that aren't true.
So we're going to go through a few pieces of information one by one. First, we're going to talk about the
Trump tax cuts, a thing lied about so often by the liberals that they've actually convinced
themselves their lies are true. So the great Andy Puzder, who I adore, he does some really great
work at the Wall Street Journal and his social media accounts are really terrific. He's responding to this liberal, I guess, who says, you know, talking about the Trump
tax cuts, giving massive tax cuts to corporations.
Joe and the wealthy did exactly as expected, made them richer at the expense of the American
economy.
Republicans platform is to steal from the middle class to enrich themselves.
So, you know, this is a liberal.
They don't know anything.
Do you understand?
I need you to get this through your heads to all my listeners, my friends, everyone, my family,
listeners, this show. Liberals don't know anything. They don't. Their whole world is fake. I don't want
to call them all stupid, but many of them just are because you're either dumb because you don't
know anything or you're dumb because you could know something and you refuse to look into it,
or you're dumb because you've heard the truth and you still tell yourselves lies so the big lie about the trump tax
is oh my gosh it screwed over the middle class and who benefited the rich so puster's like
ah dude not so much here are just the number you know numbers facts liberals you know try
just for once please to digest the fact and a data point. Puzder responds,
in 2018,
the first year under the Trump tax cuts,
the top 1% of taxpayers
paid $16 billion more in income taxes.
Joey, got that?
You tracking?
Top 1%, Joe,
those evil wealthy people
paid $16 billion more
the first year under the Trump tax cuts.
Liberals, I know this is horrible.
Go slow.
The bottom 99% paid $80 billion less.
Puzder says comically, this is the worst tax cut for the rich in history.
By the way, income inequality declined two years in a row, 2018 to 2019, before the plague.
It doesn't matter. I know this isn't going to make a difference to the liberals,
especially liberal college kid in the dorm room. You're listening because your roommate has it up
really loud. There's like a full-blown fight in that dorm room right now. Looks like that OU kid
and the other guy have gotten in a fight. Have you seen that video, by the way?
Fellas, listen, don't ever get into a fight in a bathroom. Not good. You know, guys miss, if you know what I mean.
The floor is not the place to be grappling in a bathroom in a crowded bar. I'm just throwing
that out there. If you've seen the video, you know what I'm talking about. But liberal college
kid in the dorm room, even though I just gave you the facts that the top 1% of earners
paid more in taxes while the bottom 99% paid less. I know that doesn't matter to you
because you'll just lie to yourself anyway. The top 1%, they got over on me.
They paid more. You guys paid less. How did they get over on you again? Can you please explain that to me?
I mean, rationally, you step outside the insanity box for a moment.
So in our economics for liberals segment here today,
just gave you some hard data on the Trump tax cuts,
because that's going to come up again as Joe Biden tries to institute a tax hike.
Second, here's a video from Katie Porter,
a just dreadfully ignorant House of Representatives member
on the Democrat side.
Thinks she's smart.
She gets talking points from her staff.
Really knows very little about anything.
Here's Katie Porter.
Here's a video of her on MSNBC.
Katie Porter, the staff wasn't here to rescue her
on this segment, apparently needs a math lesson
as she tries Joe to make the point that
if you dare fight against a $15 an hour minimum wage,
you want people to starve to death
and you are pulling food right out of their mouths.
Because she hasn't had a math lesson.
Yeah, I know what horrible people we are.
Check this out.
Here's the dreadfully ignorant Katie Porter
making a fool of herself again on MSNBC showing how she desperately needs a math lesson. Check this out. Here's the dreadfully ignorant Katie Porter making a fool of herself again on MSNBC, showing how she desperately needs a math lesson. Check it out.
It translates very directly. And we have research showing this, that when you raise the wage,
when you give a low income family more money, the first thing that they do is they buy more
nutritious food and they buy food. They stop going hungry at the end of the month or between paychecks.
So this is going to directly translate into improved living conditions,
the ability to pay rent, to keep a roof over your head,
to reduce homelessness, to be able to put food on the table.
That's what low-income families, minimum wage workers do
when they get a hike in the rates.
And when we hear people opposing the minimum wage, I think we have to call them out. They're literally opposing
people being able to feed themselves after a hard day's work.
Joe, notice the misuse again, which you know is my pet peeve of the word literally. If you oppose this,
you literally want people to starve and die right there on the spot.
No eating ever.
No eating for you.
Like the soup cat from the Seinfeld.
No, no food for you.
No food for you.
Paul, you used to eat at that place.
You know the soup guy?
Did you ever?
Yeah.
No, you're ruining my thing.
She ate there.
She's just lying.
Thank you, she ate there. I thought she did, seriously. She ate there. She's just lying. Thank you.
I thought she did.
Seriously.
She worked downtown.
That guy was in Midtown.
Shame on me.
But she definitely ate there.
So Katie Porter says, Joe, there is research.
Armacost, there's research on this.
Oh.
There's research indicating.
Yeah.
You didn't know this?
Come on.
What do you mean?
You didn't know that if you oppose the $15 an hour minimum wage, one, you didn't know this? Come on, what do you mean? You didn't know that if you oppose the $15 an hour minimum wage,
one, you definitely want people to die of starvation, literally, today.
But there's research that it increases their quality of life.
They get more nutritious food.
They can put roofs over their heads.
There is research about that.
I must have missed that because I just went and put in a search engine.
Very simple, Joe.
Katie Porter is a
member of Congress, correct? So I went to the congressional budget office. Is that right?
Is that right? You messed with the congressional. That is the congressional budget, correct?
Okay. For those of you who think I'm messing with you, I will actually, because the liberal,
especially liberal college kid in the dorm room, I will put the link to the congressional budget
website report on my show notes today for the liberal college kid to read in case you think I'm making this up.
So Katie Porter, grotesquely ignorant congresswoman, says there's definitely research about how much minimum wage improves the lot of people, prevents them from starving.
Those Republicans want to rip food from their mouths.
So I looked it up and that's actually not what the research says from the
congressional budget office.
She's a member of member of Congress.
It's not the Dan Bongino budget office.
This is from February 8th,
2021.
I'm not really good about dates,
but what's today's date?
26th.
So,
okay.
Not that,
not,
not,
not that long ago.
The budgetary effects of the raise the Wage Act of 2021.
It says if the Raise the Wage Act of 2021 was enacted in March of 2021,
the cumulative budget deficit over the 2021-2031 period would increase by $54 billion.
Okay, so you got that.
What else do we got there?
We got another little screen cap from this piece.
Let's see all this research they have here.
Employment would be reduced reduced this can't be reduced am i reading joe you're on this you're i know your eyes are not as sharp as they were when you were a you know a young like archer
um you know from the hunger games and all but that does say employment would be reduced correct
by 1.4 million workers it is but they It can't be because she told us research said
that not only would employment go up,
but people would be much better off.
So employment would be reduced by 1.4 million workers
or 0.9% according to CBO's average estimate.
But the number of, don't worry though,
the number of people in poverty
would be reduced by 0.9 million.
So this is really crazy because, again, simple math here,
1.4 million people have no job.
Employment would be reduced,
while 900,000 people get a little bit of a raise.
Katie's a math genius, right?
Like, what am I getting wrong?
Is there something I'm screwing up here?
So you're talking about 500,000 more people who have no job. What are you laughing at? And you can't let her see the
villain of the day. This is the greatest tease ever happening in live time. I have this story
that is so funny. My only regret is I've seen it so many times that it's losing its funniness. Paula just
saw it for the first time. She is dying laughing. But that's how funny the villain of the day is.
Not a joke. All right, back to this because it's serious. 500,000 more people, according to Katie
Porter's own CBO, will lose their job than will benefit at all from the minimum wage. But she's telling us, if you support,
Joe, if you dare fight this,
wow, now you're all loud.
Ooh, boy.
Man, eardrum buster right there.
Now all of a sudden I can hear Armacost.
If you dare fight this, these 500,000,
now you're perfect,
500,000 people who are going to be fired,
you are literally pulling food from the mouths of people
you want them to starve to death.
Right there.
Starve.
That funny story is funny, right?
You didn't see the story either, Joe.
Did you see that on the screen?
He doesn't see that, right?
Okay.
No.
All right.
All right.
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Skip the Bongino.com.
I'll have that in the show notes.
Let's do Red State.
What happened to the flu is coming up.
Craziest story ever.
Not a joke.
Like, where'd the flu go?
The flu is like disappeared.
Crazy story about that.
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On our Economics for Liberals segment,
returning for that because they really need facts
and data and stuff.
You know, these people who think we can just run up
government debt forever.
And to be fair, that's a lot of spendthrift Republicans too.
I called out the debt in the Trump presidency too.
So no one's going to claim I'm a hypocrite on this.
We are running up debt levels never seen.
I mean, literally never seen in human history.
Forbes has a really fascinating article I've been trying to get to all week.
It is up in the show notes today, and I encourage you to read it.
Go to Bongito.com slash newsletter, pleased to see it.
It's about five consequences of the massive government debt we are running up,
unprecedented in human history.
Literally, the article's called Five Consequences of U.S. Debt at Near 50 Trillion.
This was from 2020,
October. We haven't even spent the 1.9 trillion. We haven't even passed it yet.
John Malden, senior contributor. Here's just a couple. You may be saying to yourself,
ah, don't worry. I'm a liberal. I'm the liberal college kid in the dorm room. We can just tax
our way out of this. Really? Because here's a quote from the Forbes piece. Even if we double taxes on the top 25%, you know, those evil rich people you keep
talking about, it would only bring in another 1.3 trillion. And that's assuming people don't
change their behavior. A 75% marginal rate plus 4% Medicare for a 79% top tax rate certainly
will change behavior. A less shocking 20 to 25%
increase would only bring in about 3 billion to 400 billion. I would have to raise rates
on incomes over 83,000. So think about this. If those evil rich people you keep talking about in
the top 25%, I'm not just talking about the 1%, I'm talking about raising taxes on the top 25%,
because the 1%, you'd only get a fraction of this. Even if people did nothing, like avoided paying
the taxes, which they do when they move out of the country or do municipal bonds or tax shelters or
whatever it may be, even if they did that, Joe, they would raise 1.3 trillion. The deficit next
year alone, alone next year, is going to be probably $2 trillion. You don't even meet, forget about the budget,
you don't even meet the deficit for next year.
And that's one year, and then the money's gone.
So there's nothing to get the year after that
when you try to spend even more.
So there's no possible,
and that's assuming they don't change their behavior,
which is literally, Katie Porter, never happened.
You tax people a lot, they engage in the American pastime. What is it, Joe?
It's tax avoidance. Tax evasion is a crime. Tax avoidance is an American pastime. Just ask Al
Sharpton and John Kerry. Here's another tidbit from the Forbes article for all you big spendthrift
liberals going, ah, there's no consequence. It's denominated in U.S. government assets.
We can print all we want and spend it. Really? Quote, debt's future income brought forward. There is a point at which the debt becomes a drag on U.S. economic growth,
and we've probably reached it. GDP growth in the U.S. is going to increasingly look like Japan
and or Europe, i.e. almost nil. So the CBO's continued 2% average growth forecast will simply get thrown
out the window and the deficits will get worse. I've done my homework here, folks. I can't warn
you anymore. I'm sorry. Not to the conservatives. I don't mean to sound like a jerk. To the liberals
listening and to the moderate Democrats listening who are convinced you can spend your money into an abyss. I've warned you for years. I have warned you we are spending ourselves into
the most predictable financial crisis in American history. And you just continue to move and just
whistling past the graveyard. I am a terrible whistler. I've never figured out how to do that.
Joe's a great whistler. Joe can whistle anything. Whistling past the graveyard. Plays the harmonica too.
He's very talented.
It's going to happen.
It is a mathematical certainty
we as a country will go bankrupt.
Now we can print our way out of it.
I'm talking about a de facto bankruptcy,
not a de jure one.
De facto bankruptcy.
Bankruptcy, meaning you have all the money in the world.
It just doesn't buy you anything.
You know, I thought of an analogy.
I'm sorry.
I want to get this red state story.
What happened to the flu?
It's important.
But just quickly, here's what I mean by that.
I was thinking about this.
I was sitting there, shaving after the show, thinking about stuff.
There's always some stuff moving around to mush in my melon, right?
Imagine a world where like the zombie apocalypse
is broken out.
I'm serious for a moment.
I promise you this has a point.
And there's you
and five, 6,000 people left
and that's it.
Everyone else has been
eaten by the zombies or whatever.
So you scavenge,
you go in their house,
you find open safes.
There's 20, 30,000 in cash, 50,000 in cash.
You get it all.
Joe, you got millions.
30, 40 million in cash.
Why not, right?
You got the paper.
People left it out.
They're all dead.
They don't need it.
You're not really stealing from them.
Right.
It's great, right, Joe?
You're in great shape.
You got your 20 million, right?
Fantastic, right?
What's the problem?
You're rich, right?
You're rich.
You're nominally rich.
You're not bankrupt.
You have actual money.
The problem is it's not actually an exchange of value because it's not actually worth anything
anymore.
Do you ever think of that?
Actually, it is worth something, Joe.
It's really good in your fireplace to keep that fire going as a little bit of Kindle.
That's what we're doing to our money. You may have a whole bunch of it, but it's not going to buy you anything.
All right. So on to our flu story. What the heck happened to the flu?
Great story in red state. Again, the show notes are, there's a ringer show notes today. You got
to check them out. Bongino.com slash newsletter. Sorry to beat you over the head with that today,
but it's important. The stories are really good good this is one of the great medical mysteries of our time right now
red state not it's not like a this is not meant to be any in any way humorous it's not everybody
seriously wants to know what the hell happened to the flu michael tau about that mysterious
decline uh decline excuse me in flu cases Look at these numbers on the flu. That is,
I mean, they're almost hard to believe. Check this out. So in 2019, about 40,000 flu tests
were reported by week six. This is 2019 with roughly 26% positive. For 2016 through 2020,
an average of around 44,000 flu tests had been reported by week six of flu season, roughly 25% of which were positive.
Yet by the six-week, Joe, of 2021, CDC figures show that only 17, not 70%, only 17 of the over
40,800 reported flu tests reported to the CDC were positive, which comes to a minuscule 0.04%.
What the hell?
Like seriously, what happened to the flu?
It says if these numbers are to be believed,
flu cases have declined by a factor of over 600 this year
compared to the previous five-year average.
Pretty cool.
Even Guy's like, huh, did you not read that? He gets the cheap before. Pretty cool. Even Guy's like, huh,
did you not read that?
He gets to cheat before pretty cool stuff.
What happened?
This is good.
No flu,
but where'd the flu go?
The piece goes into
a few different theories.
One of them,
you're probably thinking right now,
it's like,
oh, well,
especially if you're someone
who believes in
a lot of the Fauci-isms.
A lot of you are probably saying,
well, people are wearing masks, there's social distancing.
It's actually, well, it may have something to do with it.
I'm certainly not a medical doctor.
It may, maybe it does.
But they dispute that in the piece
because it's interesting, Joe,
these flu cases are down regardless of places
that locked down versus that didn't,
places where masks were mandatory, places where they weren't.
The flu is still almost nowhere to be found, no matter what happened with masks and social
distancing and lockdowns or not.
So it's probably unlikely.
That's the whole reason.
So what could it be?
Here's what I think is the most plausible one from the piece.
There's this researcher Dunn. He notes that given the massive influx of COVID tests to labs that
they're doing this year, there's a likelihood that those COVID tests in labs are being prioritized.
And the fact that it will take at least several days before someone can see a doctor and then go get tested for the flu, it's entirely
possible that the alleged vanishing flu is not real, that it's nothing more than an artifact
of the small window to test someone who has the flu and gets a positive result.
Let me translate for you quickly because I read the whole piece. I'll give you the
CliffsNotes cheat sheet here. Unlike COVID, your window while you're infected with the flu to test positive is
very, very small. COVID, you probably have a few days. It's very small with the flu.
What they're saying is with everybody rushing in for COVID tests, bottling up the labs and
the doctor's appointments, let's say, Joe, you have flu symptoms. You call the doc.
He's like, hey, brother, I can't get you in until next week. By the time you get in and get the flu
test, the test is already in. It's not going to work. You're already going to test negative.
I read all the explanations in the piece. They're all good. All have merit, I think.
But I think that's the most viable one that the flu probably didn't vanish.
There's another theory in there
about competing viruses,
like a UFC match or something.
I don't know.
That one sounds kind of far-fetched,
but check it out.
I think that one with the lab test
sounds like the most viable.
That's why I put it in there.
I'm not laughing,
but this story, I can't. this is the thing Paul was laughing about.
You know, we usually do a hero of the day, but this is the anti-hero villain of the day.
So I'm in the doctor's office. I had to get some blood taken. You know, I'm always, I'm always,
I'm in a doctor's office like twice a week now. I swear, like I know every single person in the
doctor's office by first, the administrative
staff, the nurses or whatever.
I'm reading this story.
I am cracking up.
The guy next to me, he recognizes me from Fox, even with the mask on.
He's looking at me like, dude, what are you like?
Like, what's going on?
Like, are you okay?
Do you need medication or something?
I am dying, like knee slapping laughter.
Why?
I see this story advice.
dying, like me slapping laughter. Why? I see this story advice.
I have this up in the show notes too, in case you want to show your liberal friends to laugh a little bit. So apparently.s diplomats who work in china were returning to
china and upon returning headline china gave u.s diplomats anal covid tests in error american this is not a joke listen to the huzzah bad line by viola zow i love you v i don't know you vice i
think is a left wing but viola's how you've done america a favor this is the story we all needed
today the u.s state department is they object to this. Joe, gee, you think?
That wasn't a, gee, who made that call?
What a real hero.
The U.S. State Department says it's committed to preserving the, quote,
dignity of American diplomats. Can you imagine?
You walk at him.
I have traveled under a dip passport,
diplomatic passport before.
And you're supposed to be given diplomatic privileges.
When you come into customs in foreign countries,
a lot of them have a dip line diplomats here.
I'm not kidding.
And you get to skip the line for the general population.
Gen pop.
You do.
You get this good.
Imagine being in that dip line and thinking like,
I really scored. I skipped this line going back into that dip line and thinking like, I really scored.
I skipped this line going back into China.
And they're like, sir, drop them.
Drop them here.
We're going to do the, we're going to do the swab.
Why am I dropping?
No, it's the anal swab instead.
And the dude, I'm not doing the anal swab.
The villain of the day is definitely the dude at the Chinese border crossing in the airport
who thought it was a good idea to do the anal swab rather than maybe just asking people.
You know, when I was going into the hospital in Houston for treatment every day,
you go in, they give you this little green band and they ask you a few questions.
So have you been around anyone with COVID?
Are you feeling any symptoms, whatever?
You're running a temperature.
What do you mean? I think that's OK. I think that's okay for China too. I'm pretty sure
we don't need the anal swab for the diplomats. Let's preserve our national dignity. And thank
you to the hero who took a stand on that one and said, no more anal swabs upon entry back into
China for our diplomats. And if you are that Chinese individual,
the anal swabber,
you are our villain of the day on Friday.
Let me end on a good note.
Thank you to everyone.
This was a press release.
My partners at Westwood One put out,
Paul is still laughing about this story.
Moving on.
We just hit, and congratulations to my whole crew,
Drew, Paula, Guy, Joe,
who's been with me from the beginning.
I mean, literally from the first show in 2015.
Radio Online, the Dan Bongino Show hits its 100th affiliate milestone.
Proud of that.
We are now on 100 radio stations across the country.
We're in San Francisco, Los Angeles.
Yeah, man.
I mean, I know it's a big deal to Joe, too.
Joe grew up in radio.
He'd been on the radio a long time.
And we're now becoming a really big force in terrestrial radio.
And I really appreciate it.
I gave a simple quote.
I meant it.
I wrote it myself.
It's not something like a PR firm wrote up.
But I wrote, you know, growing up a fan of conservative talk radio makes the moment extra special for me.
To be able to reach people across the country with a strong pro-liberty, pro-freedom message. You just took that down. You absolutely killed my momentum, Paula. Killed it. I was
motoring right there. It's the honor of a lifetime, said Bonchito before Paula cut him off.
But I still love her. I'll at least get my last line in there. She literally cut me off. She
decided she was going to change the thing for some reason. I said, also special thanks as well to the affiliates partnering up with us in this venture.
It means a lot to me.
I did grow up on conservative talk radio, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, the great one.
So being in a hundred stations across the country, thanks to you, means a lot.
I, you know, you're not supposed to say, um, and on the radio, but I get uncomfortable
self-praise things, but this is all your success.
I can only listen to the show once you all have made it the success get uncomfortable, self-praise things. But this is all your success.
I can only listen to the show once.
You all have made it the success it is.
So thank you very much.
It's been a great week.
I really appreciate your patience with, you know,
the slow dreaded news cycles lately, but I promise you we will always find interesting things
to talk about to make you more informed after the show
than you were before you two did.
I will see you all at CPAC a little later
and I will see you all on Monday.
Good day, sir!
You just heard Dan Bongino.