The Dan Bongino Show - How To Grow Some Balls And Fight Back (Ep 2155)

Episode Date: December 21, 2023

In this episode, I issue a call to action and a roadmap for the GOP establishment to finally DO something and fight back against the escalating tyranny of the left. Network of current, former intel officials boosts leftist agendas, says ex-CIA agent FBI forces all employees to use LGBTQIA+ after a directive from Equality diversity advisory committee If Trump Is Disqualified, He Can Still Run Gifts to the U.S. Government Copyright Bongino Inc All Rights Reserved Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

get ready to hear the truth about america on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host dan bongino he's so funny you know i'm obsessed with being on time you know in my line of work in the past they had this line if you were five minutes early you were 10 minutes late so long and short of it there's like this little brown thing. They say like a little glimmer. Like, I don't even know what they're talking about. Do you all see it? And it's gone. There it is gone now. Cause he like zoomed in a little bit. These guys are like, we got to find this brown spot. Nobody gives a shit about the brown spot. The orange brown, whatever spot, somebody crap on the camera.

So I'm like, nobody cares. Nobody cares. He's like, you're the only streamer on the planet who needs to be on time. Like I do. I owe it to you. You all show up on time. Look, we got 22,000 people to show, not even a minute old. I owe you a show on time. And I got a banger for you today. You all read the 20th amendment. If you were chatting with me before the show, I'm in the chat early. I told you, I gave you a little homework. I said, read the 20th amendment section three, because folks, there's a lot going on with the tyranny we saw yesterday out of Colorado. Pieces are moving all over. And as I wrote in the title of the show, if the Republican party would grow some freaking testicles, we have tools to fight back. Like right now, let's wait for the Supreme court.

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It's the day before Friday. It's the day before Friday. I got a show for you today. Oh, do I got a show for you today. Or do I got a show for you? So Biden's gone full tyrant. The kid sniffing, woman feeling, hair sniffing, plagiarizing, sociopathic lying, bribe taking loser. The single worst president in the history of the United States. Folks, a lot of people challenged me on this on Twitter this morning when I said Biden is the worst president.

A lot of times they said Obama's. No, no, he's not. Oh, my gosh, he's not. No, Obama was the worst. There's no question about it. There was Obama on like the worst scale, Joe. And then it was like Jimmy Carter, like 30 rungs down. Joe Biden, I'm telling you, was worse than Obama. Do you understand the damage Obama did in eight years? Biden has done twice that damage, if not 10 times that, in just three. It's true. Yesterday was the single worst day in the border invasion down south we've ever seen. Not under Obama. Under Obama, it was bad.

It's 10 times worse. Don't take this as a defense of Obama. He sucked. Biden sucks worse. Everything this guy does is a cancerannical move to basically decide for you the next president by pulling Trump off the ballot. We discussed it yesterday. You know what happened? Four tyrants on the Colorado Supreme Court decided they were going to try to make Trump ineligible to be the president United States and pick the next president for you. So Joe Biden had three ways to handle this. Okay. Now a dignified human being that didn't crap his diaper and didn't sniff kids and shower with kids and all the stuff. The kids, the guy's like an absolute degenerate. There were three ways to handle this. Let me give you the best way if you're the president of the United States, because if you're the president of the

United States, Guy, last time I checked, you're not the president of the Democrat party, right? You're a little familiar with history right now. You think I'm an AP government class? Thank you. You're the checks out. You're the president of the United States. Joe Biden's not the president of the Democrat Party. So when you have a free citizen like Donald Trump, although he was the president, he's still an American citizen with every right, who has not gotten due process and has an actual criminal case going on, however ridiculous it is by Jack Smith. And you are the head of the branch of government prosecuting him. Are you following me?

He is the head of the executive branch of government prosecuting a free citizen, Donald Trump. The best idea would be, I'm sorry, language alert, Rube may lose his mind here. Rube Biden gets very upset about this One because I think he may be related to Biden But second I like language The best thing to do if this kid's listening Turn it down Is just shut the fuck up

Because Joe one more time Nobody got in trouble ever Shut the fuck up No one Just shut up He's the head of the executive branch. Just shut up. Just say, as the president of the United States, it would be inappropriate for me to comment on the case. There are current legal proceedings going on right now. But because Joe

Biden is a kid sniffing, woman feeling, hair sniffing, weird showering, plagiarizing, stealing hair, sniffing, weird, showering, plagiarizing, bribe taking from China, sociopathic liar, Joe Biden has to go out and comment. So the best way to do it would be to say that I'm not going to the second thing, the best, second, best way would just be to shut up altogether and say, no comment. The worst way to handle it would be this would be Joe Biden, who first, if you listen to this says, you know, I'm not going to comment on this. So he takes route two instead of saying route one, which is I'm the president. It's being appropriate to comment. That's the best way to do it right here. He does this. And then, of course, changes his mind because he's a hair sniffing, which a dignified human being is. Why? Because Joe Biden has no freaking dignity.

OK, he sniffs kids. He doesn't now you like, well, he took route to Dan. I'm not going to comment on this because it's in the courts. That's a, that's a good, you don't, you thought Joe Biden, the kid sniffer, you thought he could stop. So he says, he's not going to comment on it, but he'd already made comments on it, of course. See how he did that? Here's Joe Biden, of course, opening his mouth, already tainting a case when he's in charge of the executive branch of government

and you've got a free citizen, Donald Trump, being prosecuted by the branch of government he's the head of as the head of the executive office of the presidency because he's the freaking president. Listen to this jerk one. Trump, So the guy who heads the branch of government prosecuting Donald Trump, who, by the way, is not even being charged with insurrection, has already come to the conclusion that it's, quote, self-evident that he was involved in an insurrection. Joe, you've you've read that thing called the Constellate Constitute Constitution. Yeah. Some of it. Yeah. You've seen it once in a while in the constitution i believe

you when you are when you are being prosecuted for a crime it is never considered self-evident of guilt you are actually the opposite correct joe innocent of proving yes that's correct okay thank you joe's older than me maybe he read a different constitution it's the exact opposite way dipshit it's not self-evident he did anything. Now, let me prepare you for something right now, because this shit's about to go down Cypress Hill style. It's about to go down. Title 18, section 23, was it 83?

2383 is the insurrection charge. I would not be surprised at all. Matter of fact, I'd be surprised if this doesn't happen. You ready? Chastas, you ready? I would not be surprised at all if that was a wink and a nod to Jack Smith. And Donald Trump is, in fact, in the coming days or weeks in a superseding indictment, charged, in fact, with Title 18, Section 2383, insurrection. Oh, but Dan, he'd be crazy to do that. Everybody would just play this video of Biden and say, Jack Smith's supposed to be independent. He just did what Biden's telling him.

You think they give a shit? You think they, you really think they care? You really think they care? You really think they care? Oh, hell no. You're darn right. May have been the most appropriate trap ever. Oh. They give zero shits. Ladies and gentlemen, there's a way to fight back here.

And I'm telling you right now, if you're hoping for a Hail Mary from the Supreme Court, good luck. As Joe would say, babe, good luck. The Supreme Court, what are you hoping and praying? We have power now. I'm going to tell you why we should not be relying on the Supreme Court coming up. Because this isn't going to stop. Look at Elena Kunalakis, the Lieutenant Governor of California. Wasn't but minutes when we ended yesterday's show when the Lieutenant Governor of California said, hey, we got to kick Trump off the ballot here too.

Here's where it gets hilarious. Here's the actual letter. Look at this moron. I urge you to explore every legal option to remove former President Trump from California's ballot. You want to see how stupid the left is? Folks, do I not tell you all the time the left are morons? I do. And you're like, oh my gosh, why do you call liberals dumbasses? The guy got really upset. Because they prove me right every time. Read down at the bottom of this thing. down at the bottom of this thing. She notes the classifications to be president. She says the constitution is clear. You must be 40 years old and not be an insurrectionist. Now, folks, this dipshit could have done something real easy. You know what she could have done, Joe? Occam's razor, buddy. She could have looked at the constitution because it's sitting right there. Did you know you have to be 40? Because I was pretty sure you had to be 35 because it's sitting right there. Did you know you have to be 40? Because I was pretty sure you had to be 35 because it says it in the freaking Constitution. She just had a reading. Idiots. These people are freaking idiots. Nobody thought to check before you sent a letter out to kick the former president off the ballot of the largest freaking state in the union.

You effing dipshits. U.S. Constitution. Article 2. Section 1. Clause 5. Natural born citizen. Citizen of the United States. Time of adoption of the Constitution.

Shall be eligible for the office of presidency. Neither shall any person be eligible without office who shall not have attained the age of 35 years and been 14 years a resident within the United States. You just had to read the freaking constitution, man. You just had to read it. You understand we're being led right now. Led, and believe me, I'm using that term, lose that words, doing a lot of work right there,

by a class of freaking dipshits. And the problem is the dipshits have real power. We've never seen a combination of ignorance, stupidity, greed, and perversion like the people in charge right now. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a political revolution at the ballot box. These people have got to go. We can't go forward as a country with these morons in charge. Here's the tweet, by the way, Citizens Free Press, California Lieutenant Governor Elena Kunikakis calls on the Secretary of State to remove them from the ballot. They sent this out. They sent this out. Look, the date was just the other, was it yesterday? Just sent it out. One of our other giant, enormous states,

top five in population, but losing fast is New York. Oh, look at this. Today's date's the 21st, right? Just happened to come over this morning. What are the chances? New York Democrats now renew push to ban Trump from the state ballot. You think this shit's going to stop, man? You think it's going to stop? Oh, let's wait for the Supreme Court. Oh yeah, domino. You think this is going to stop? Oh, let's wait for the Supreme Court. Oh, yeah, domino. You think this is going to stop? Ladies and gentlemen, the Republican Party, grow some freaking balls. You know, they have TRT out there now.

TRT like testosterone replacement therapy. Try it. Try it. Get your T levels above 10. What the, are you waiting for, man? Oh, we're waiting on the Supreme Court. Why? Why are you waiting on the Supreme Court? He put up that few silly spot cat.

This guy's got it right. No, I'm going to let order. I'm sorry. I'm just reading your chatsters here. This guy put out this tweet. I don't'm going to go out of order. I'm sorry. I'm just reading your chatsters here. This guy put out this tweet. I don't know this guy at all. If you silly Spock, he's got a Spock advertising watch Star Trek. But he says the moment the Supreme Court goes 5-4 to the left,

there's no longer any recourse for this. The floodgates will be open for the destructive mischief of the left and there won't be a thing we can do about it. Just remember that when you would vote. I don't know if you silly Spock. I don't know if you silly Spock. I don't know if he's a cousin of Joe Spock from Star Trek. His name was Joe.

No, I just made that up. Does Spock have a last name? Well, you're a Star Wars guy. Joe says it's Spock Armacost. He's related. It was his great granddad or something like that. What was that thing they did? Live long and prosper. You silly Spock is saying exactly what I've been telling you.

You're relying on the Supreme Court? The second they go the other way, all of this stuff is going to be in the way. All of it. The second this all of this stuff. I'm not making this point well. Calm down. I got to calm because I'm getting really pissed off.

Grounding. Take your shoes off. Go stand on some earth dirt. Get the charge out of you. Folks, if we don't dissuade the left using the syrup of Ipecac politics I've been recommending from doing this stuff, they're only going to wait for a death on the Supreme Court, God forbid. They're going to flip it to 5-4, and this stuff is going to be back on the table again. Do you see my point? Even if we win at the Supreme Court, we lose because the Democrats have figured out a mechanism of lawfare now to steal elections by not even allowing people to serve in that office. You get what I'm saying? Even if we

win, we lose. The only way to win is to punish them with the same things they're doing to punish us. Okay, Dan, how? Again, nothing bothers me more when people accuse me of not proposing solutions when we do it all the time. I'm going to propose two things. I'm going to get to this Wall Street Journal article in a second. It's a great one. It's why if you were in the chat early, I gave everyone a little homework. I said, please check out the 20th Amendment to the Constitution, Section 3. But I said yesterday, there's a way to fight back right now. Why is nobody doing it? Republican states like Texas and Florida and Ohio and Arkansas and Missouri and Mississippi and Alabama should be immediately moving to get Biden removed from their ballot as well.

Why wouldn't we? Joe Biden has actually been involved by his usurpation of illegal powers and opening up our southern border to the terror people on the terror watch list and others with providing comfort to our enemies, which is in the 14th Amendment. Why would we not remove Joe Biden from the ballot? The answer is because they're wuss bags. That's why. Who need to grow some nuts? Grow them. Everyone should be emailing their governor, lieutenant governor and state assembly members. Now we should be removing Biden. We actually have a better case.

Biden actually did open the Southern border to terrorists and Biden has taken money from the Chinese communist party. They have no evidence. Trump did any of that, but here's where the story gets totally bananas curve ball here. So I read this last night. I was like, holy shit, that's a great idea. John C. Harrison, Encyclopedia of Prakash, Wall Street Journal. Do you know this? I got to tell you folks, when I don't know, I don't know. I could have pretended this was my idea and sound like a genius, but only assholes do that. Do you know

if Trump is disqualified, he can still run? Because Colorado Supreme Court apparently overlooked the 20th Amendment. Apparently, DB did too. Who's DB and has two thumbs? This guy. I didn't think of this. So I went back. I'll just pull up the screenshot right now of the 20th Amendment, Section 3.

And yes, you may be able to, in fact, keep Trump off the ballot and disqualify, or you may be able to keep him from taking that office, but you can't keep him off the ballot. So this is where the story gets interesting, and this is what these two are proposing. If you read this specific line in the 20th Amendment here, if the president-elect, because he can get on the ballot, they can

do a caucus system. All right. If the president elect shall have failed to qualify, then the vice president elect shall act as president until the president shall have qualified. That's in the 20th amendment. These, you got to read this piece, folks. It is like mine. The premise they're making here is these electors, these presidential electors, even if Trump is, say, banned from the ballot and banned from holding up in California, New York, Illinois, and Colorado, and say four or five other states, that presidential electors, we can still get a Trump ticket in office. And if Trump is disqualified from holding office, say the Supreme Court doesn't go our way, that that ticket can still win. And Trump's vice president pick then takes the presidency until he's qualified.

So basically the vice president could hold office. Something could happen. The Supreme Court could then change. We could get, say, another seat. Trump could then be qualified and take office. Now, granted, I totally get it. This sounds like, holy shit, that's really crazy. your simple question. Is it any crazier than the Democrats using the 14th Amendment to pull off the ballot a duly qualified leading candidate for the presidency? The answer is no, it isn't. It's not even close. Basically what they're saying is

Trump can still take office. His vice president may need to hold it for a little while, but he can still take office. All you got to do is read the 20th Amendment, Section 3. Read the piece if you want all the details, they lay it clear, clear as day. How, even if these States totally disqualify him, we can still do this. Now that's balls. That's what we should be talking about right now. Relying on the Supreme court. Everyone should be working on this backup plan right now.

now relying on the Supreme Court. Everyone should be working on this backup plan right now. They want to play games. We can play games too. Republicans should, we could go and stack the Supreme Court then and just get a different ruling. And then Trump takes office and takes it back from the vice president. That's crazy, Dan. So crazier than this bullshit 14th amendment idea. You want to fight back? We want to pray the court save us with a Hail Mary. I'm done praying. Folks, the Republic is dead in blue states. It's dead. I'm going to prove it to you in a minute here. It is absolutely dead. Get out as soon as you can. The United States are no longer united. Get the hell out of these places as soon as you can. What they pulled with this ballot thing is not even a red line.

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Folks, the republic is dead in blue states. Again, we can fight back, but we can continue to get kicked in the balls. It's your call. What more evidence could you possibly need? What more evidence could you possibly need to get you out of these blue states? I'm sorry, but I can't, I understand. Listen to you guys in the chat. I'm following you here in the chat. We got a lot of blue staters here. Yes. If you're in a blue state. No, if you're not. I totally get it. I totally get it. I understand they grew up in a blue state. I get it, man.

I feel your pain. You got kids there. You got a job there. You've got to start making moves. I understand the separation can't happen overnight, but these states have gone crazy. What does tyranny look like? It looks like what's happening right now in these blue states. And the only way to fix this is going to be to get out.

I'm sorry to have to tell you that. Joe lived in one. I lived in one. I lived in two, Maryland and New York. I ran there. No one's going to lecture me on it. The evidence, see, we got a lot of you here, a lot of you in the chat. I'm sorry.

If I could move you all tomorrow, if I had a multi-billion dollar budget to the show, I'd pay for you to come down here. What does a tyranny look like? I'm going to ask this question. I want you to think to yourself, if you live in a blue state or have, what does a tyranny actually look like? And say to yourself, please, I'm begging you.

Does that sound like my state? Elections are rigged. Just happened in Colorado. Political enemies are targeted. Just happened in Colorado. Happens in New York. Happens in California all the time. Money and property are confiscated.

Bureaucratic tyranny happens where bureaucrats act like elected officials and take away your rights. Thought crimes are prosecuted. You're like, my gosh, that sounds like what's happening now. As always, folks, I always bring the receipts. Let's just go through some quick headlines. The Guardian, Colorado Supreme Court disqualifies Trump. Absolute usurpation of power. What does the tyranny look like?

It looks like that. It looks exactly like that. Political targeting of your enemies. Oh, look, Elon Musk charged with securities fraud for misleading tweets. The Securities and Exchange Commission. Oh, look, Elon Musk being denied a contract by the FCC after the contract was already approved. Oh, look, Elon Musk being prosecuted by the Department of Justice. Why is Elon Musk a political enemy? Because he refuses to

toe the liberal line. The crazy freaking thing is Elon Musk is not even a conservative he is just an enemy of the estate so what do tyrannies look like? they look like what we're living in right now elections are rigged you were a little slow there he usually pops to a thing you alright today? a little too much work for Guy

poor guy we got some vacation coming up next week you know Guy and these guys have been working non-stop putting all these episodes together he was a little serious. He's like, you going to make it? Hold on. I got these nitric oxide tablets.

You may want to try one. These are actually pretty good. I don't know. These are very good. You want one too? Elections rigged. Political enemies targeted. I just brought the receipts.

I just brought the receipts. Confiscating property and wealth. Oh, that's not happening. New York Times. Want to tax the rich for real? Pay attention to this Supreme Court case. You know there's a Supreme Court case right now? The Biden administration and Elizabeth Warren want to tax your wealth?

Oh, Dan, they already tax our wealth. No, they don't. They tax your income. No, they tax our wealth. They don't. They tax your income. They tax your capital gains and they tax their wealth. They don't. They tax your income. They tax your capital gains and they tax your corporation. To tax your wealth, you paying taxes every year in the equity you've accrued in your home?

No, you're not. You want to? Vote Democrat. Why? They're pushing for that? It's called the Moore case. Look it up. You want to get taxed on a stock portfolio?

Oh, I do when I sell it. No, no, no. You want to get taxed on the stock portfolio if Oh, I do when I sell it. No, no, no. You want to get taxed on the stock portfolio if you don't sell it. They can't do that. What if the stock value goes down? Ah, you're fucked. Sorry. Is there a refund involved?

No. Really? Yes. Elections rigged? Yes. Political enemies targeted? Yes, sir. Confiscating wealth and property?

Yes, sir-y, Bob. Checking off most of the boxes there, dude. Oh, I'm not done. I'm not even done yet. You mean confiscating wealth and property, like taking people's property, too? Washington Post, testimony ends in $250 million lawsuit against Trump in New York,

trying to fine him for $250 million for a fraud committed against no victim. What? Really? Folks, do we not bring the receipts? Do we not bring the receipts every time? Just in the chat, do we not bring the receipts for you? Please tell me to liberals watching the show. I know you watch my show. I get your death threats. Please tell me to liberals watching the show. I know you watch my show. I get your death threats. What have I said that is not true? Everything I said, I just backed up with receipts. Oh, it gets even better. Bureaucratic tyranny. When bureaucrats and unelected people take away your rights. Hallmark of a tyranny. Oh, look at this Washington Times article by Bill Gertz. Network of current and former intel officials. Boosts leftist agendas, says ex-CIA agent. That's so, it's like, oh, it's like we're living in a, oh, like we're living in a tyranny now. Elections rigged, political enemies targeted, confiscating property and money, bureaucratic tyranny is one more. Thought crimes. Are thought crimes going on right now?

He's like, I've got one more for you, buddy. Oh, look at that. FBI forces all employees to use LGBTQIA+, after a directive from the Bureau of Equality and Diversity Advisory Committee says report my mouth is overflowing right now. That's a lot of work. He said it right. There's words of doing a lot of work there. I went under the water gate. That's a lot of work He said it right There's words that are doing a lot of work there That's 8-8 This is the guy

This is your future That's your future 8-8 guy, Frank Fugazi This is your future, guys like this prosecuting you for thought crimes. You know what's funny? Me and Guy don't always agree on everything. Guy thought the Frank Fugazi heads were a good idea. Remember I didn't like it?

I got stupid. I've fallen in love with it. You were totally right, Guy. Sometimes you're wrong. I just need new tape because the Fugazi, we've stuck him on the thing so many times, the tape is losing its thing. I'll do that.

That was Guy's idea. Folks, we're living in a tyranny right now. We're living in a tyranny right now. Those receipts are irrefutable. And they're going to use, they're going to escalate the decline. Everybody loves Frank, Frank Fugazi.

I'm going to play this clip coming up after this short break right here. I want to show you how what they're going to do is they're going to use an increased racial division fabricated out of nowhere to make sure they shut you up

while this tyranny continues. Everything in the future, everything's going to be racist. Don't they keep doing that? No, no, no. Everything's going to be racist. Don't they keep doing that? No, no, no. Everything's going to be racist going forward because it's all they got. Stay tuned.

I got a great clip coming up. These people are morons. That's the only thing helping us is that they're stupid. The California Lieutenant Governor thinks you have to be 40 to be president. Hey, a great day begins with a great night's sleep. As you can tell, I'm a little wired today.

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The media is going to escalate this decline through racial rhetoric here. And I always appreciate your patience. They pay for the show. So thank you very much. Here's what I'm talking about. The media is going to escalate this decline through racial rhetoric here. This is hilarious. Remember Mara Gay, one of the easily, one of the top 10 dumbest journalists out there, how she calls herself a journalist is appropriate because if you call me a journalist,

I'm going to have to hang up on you. She is exactly what a journalist is these days. Someone totally, completely uninterested in facts, not disinterested, uninterested in facts at all. Here she goes with the Confederate arms. You know now if you pull someone off a ballot in Colorado, right, like Donald Trump, and you object to it, I didn't know this, folks. Apparently, even though I'm from New York, where we literally have a team called the Yankees, I was totally unaware of this show. I'm actually a supporter of the Confederacy. This passes, by the way, on MSNBC with the dipshits they have over there as actual commentary worth putting on the air. Listen to this.

To the to the Republican candidates argument that this should be the voters should have to say and not the courts. standing with confederates who betrayed this country and this is what they're standing with is the spirit of those confederates rather than the americans who came together after a long and brutal civil war that was fought to keep the union together and saw clearly saw a threat in ex-confederates running for office so much so that they amended the constitution to prevent those traitors from running for office that should send a message that our election system, our electoral system can be used for nefarious purposes against the democracy itself. It's clear. It's clear as day. Holy shit, is this woman stupid? Folks, this woman is the equivalent of the California lieutenant governor who's unaware of the qualifications to be president, even though she wants to kick off the ballot.

Someone who wants to be president in the largest state in the union. He said it right. She even sounds like a moron. Apparently entirely unaware, by the way. That Confederates actually did serve in the government after the Civil War. There's a whole op-ed by Karl Rove in the Wall Street Journal. She could read herself. But because she's a moron, she wants to compare you to her entire point is wrong. You understand that? Comparing me to a Confederate, you can go F yourself, jerkwad.

You don't know what you're talking about. That's disgusting. And you can go. Point number one, take it. Point number two, you don't even know history. you're talking about. That's disgusting. And you can go. Point number one, take it. Point number two, you don't even know history. You're an idiot. Read a book once in a while. How dumb is this woman?

This is a classic. Joe did not edit this. This is not AI. This is the same woman trying to figure out how much money Michael Bloomberg spent on his presidential campaign. I want you to listen to her version of modern day arithmetic, her and Brian Williams, who was like John J. Rambo in Vietnam or some remember the stories he made up. This is how stupid this woman really is. Take a look. He wants to spend a billion bucks beating this guy. He could do it.

Absolutely. Somebody tweeted recently that actually with the money he spent, he could have given every American a million dollars. I've got it. Let's put it up on the screen. When I read it tonight on social media, it kind of all became clear. Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads. U.S. population, 327 million. Don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math.

He could have given each American $1 million and have had lunch money left over. It's an incredible way of putting it. It's an incredible way of putting it. It's true. It's disturbing. It does suggest what we're talking about here, which is there's too much money in politics. You know what the funny part about that is? This is how stupid this woman is, who's comparing you to Confederates, comparing you to like slaveholders and racists. That's

disgusting. She is. She doesn't know history. She insults Americans by advocating for tyranny. consults Americans by advocating for tyranny, and she can't even figure out that 500 million and there's 330 million Americans, she can't even do basic math. It's not even hard. It's not even hard. Folks, this is all going to backfire. Let me tell you something. Frank Luntz, who, whatever Frank Luntz says, I usually do the opposite. Because Frank Luntz has given some of the single worst advice I have ever seen to Republicans ever. Frank Luntz has been the biggest anti-Trump guy you've ever seen. I'm only playing this to show you how bad, because I want to, you know, it's Thursday. We got a holiday coming up. We a Christmas coming up, the new year.

I'm just telling you, this is going to backfire in absolutely spectacular fashion. When I say this, I mean this thing in Colorado. Folks, at Mar-a-Lago, it started. I, Joe, did we not nail it? After the Mar-a-Lago raid, when Donald Trump was running neck and neck with DeSantis, I said, watch. We can, guys, if you want to pull the cuts, we can do it. I said, he's going to pull away.

No one wants to see this. Trump's going to run away with it. Oh, yeah. This, you remember, we did shows on it. This thing with Colorado, you might as well just at this point hand him the presidency. Even Frank Luntz on CNN is like, hey, man, I don't think you guys are getting this. Like you're really screwing this thing up right now. Take a look. Frank, what do you think the impact of this ruling will be on their support for him?

It's going to be exactly what the indictments did. It's going to be exactly what the criticisms have done. Donald Trump thrives on negativity. He thrives on legal systems that try to hold him accountable. And I'm convinced that his polling numbers are going to go up. Just today, the New York Times published six key swing states and had Donald Trump up beyond the margin of error in five out of the six. The polling earlier a month ago was significant. Trump is gaining. The more that he is prosecuted, the more that he is condemned, the higher his numbers go as people rally around him.

And I would say to the judges, as I said to the Justice Department, you're actually making it more likely that Donald Trump is elected next November by how you are pursuing this. You don't explain the decisions. You don't put things in context. And so Trump climbs and climbs and climbs. I'm interested in your take on the chat. You know, I've said this from the start. You know, folks, listen, without the start, you know, folks, listen, without getting into like stupid wonky stories, when you're citing your education, you're probably an a-hole. So I hate doing it. But one of the things is when I was in graduate school for psychology, I'll never forget. They do this study. Sometimes you can give a dog,

you say you have two dogs, right? You can give them so much food that they're ready to throw up, right? Give it like 20 minutes and then bring in a treat, even though both dogs are not hungry anymore. They're leaving food in the thing. You take the food out, right? It's true. You bring in a treat for the dog and you give it to one and not the other.

The one dog will get pissed even though it's not hungry. Even animals understand a fundamental sense of unfairness and inequity to steal a leftist buzz term. But in the real sense of the word, I said to you from the start, because of my basic understanding of human psychology. People sense unfairness. They don't like it. Do you guys think this is helping Trump or no, this is hurting Trump? I think this is not only helping Trump but could possibly hand him the presidency.

People don't like it, folks. I knew it was going to backfire and now you're seeing whatever you seeded in that field and watered and fertilized, it's coming up as a chia pet plant now, man. And it looks a lot like another presidential term.

Listen, man, I want you to watch this too, because these people we're dealing with, see, I'm telling you in the chat, you all agree with me. Does anyone not agree with me? These are all yeses in there. Nobody, I haven't seen a single no yet. And can I just say too, to people in this primary who are saying like, oh, look, the left wants Trump as a nominee. That's why they're doing this. Stop. That is absolutely not why they're doing this. They are doing this because they hate this guy and they can't control

themselves. They're like babies in their bowels. They can't control themselves, the left. Stop. It's not some grand strategy. It's not. I'm not unnecessarily defending anyone. I'm just telling you. Folks, the people we're dealing with are evil. They must be stopped. This next election is pivotal. And I am not going to let them take this country down the road of civil war violence. I'm not going to let them do it. I've got a microphone and I'm not going out like that. All these people who talk tough guy bullshit on the left about civil war, we're going to take it. These people, they've never even been in a fight their entire lives. They are totally full of shit. They are poking and prodding a bear and they think the bear is like a puppy dog. And then the bear stands up and they're

like, oh, I didn't see those claws. Just stop. These people are evil. You are like a virus to them. They want to stop you. No. You've seen this cut. It's been floating around. I picked this up doing some show preparation the other day. This cut matters because this guy you're going to hear, Dr. Patrick Moore, this cat here was the former founder of Greenpeace, one of the co-founders of Greenpeace, the big lefty movement. This guy is like detached himself from this thing and he's now speaking out.

He wants you to know that these environmental nut jobs right now who are controlling the left wing of the party, trying to get Trump off the ballot, opening our borders, trying to stop you from using a gas powered engine. These people think of you as an actual virus. No, folks, listen to a guy who has lived this his entire life. This is an important cut. Check this out. They're getting away with doing something now.

important cut. Check this out. They're getting away with doing something now. They're going into agriculture and threatening to cut off the supply of food because food is causing global warming. And oh, isn't that nice? Only the billionaires will be able to afford to buy food and all the other people will die because there's not enough food. That's what we're heading for if we continue to listen to these people. And they are about to perpetrate one of the most evil acts in the history of human civilization, which is to cause poverty and starvation to people if they go with this net zero. In order to get net zero, we'd have first off, we'd have to kill all the animals, including ourselves, because we are an emission of CO2. We are talking about the most important things for the survival of ourselves every day, food and energy.

There are no two. Nothing else is as important as those two things. Water, right, is part of food. They haven't decided to cut the water off just yet. is part of food. They haven't decided to cut the water off just yet. But if they go ahead with what they are thinking and planning, they will cause a ruination the likes of which the earth has never seen.

Folks, this guy is a former co-founder of Greenpeace, man. This isn't some like schmo they just brought in. He knows exactly what these people are thinking. Someone put in the chat, we're effed. Yeah, we are if we don't do something about it. We've got an opportunity here and a very unique one to send a powerful message, to do what I told you in response to the Colorado ballot and fight back. And we can fix this. Folks, listen to me.

We've been in bad spots before in this country. You know, don't forget, man, that one of my favorite quotes from Bernard Malamud's book, The Natural. A lot of you saw the movie. The book is great too. You know, we all live two lives. The one we learn from and the one we live after that.

Which life are you in right now? Are you still learning by getting your ass kicked by the left? Or have you learned that they don't respond to anything other than action and now you're in life too, were you ready to act? I've been in life too for a long time. And I know most of you are too. It's time to fight back. This is our country. We still got a great military. We're backed up by two oceans. Luckily, we've got at least semi-friendlies up north and south

that aren't threatening a military, at least, invasion, outside of the border invasion. We got an opportunity here. These are the people we're fighting against. They see you as a virus. No, they don't. It's not like they're going to talk about us breathing. Oh, look at that.

He says, I've got an article. He's in my ear. New York Post, new study. Humans may be fueling global warming by breathing. You think this study is an accident? You think this study is an accident? Ladies and gentlemen, this study is on purpose. You are a virus to them. You are a useless virus to them. Listen to these people

talk. Don't listen. That's a good point. He brings up a point I brought up on the show. AI, which is a large language model, which processes language. How do you think artificial intelligence that wants to survive if it becomes self-aware is going to read this? Global warming, that's going to kill me and everything else in 12 years. Humans are contributing by breathing. We got to stop them from breathing. Folks, these people think you are a freaking virus. Don't listen to me. Listen to them. Here again is our, one of the frequent contributors to the show, whether he knows it or not, by the way, features prominently my interview with Tucker Carlson. Tucker had a lot to say

about this guy. If you haven't seen part one and part two, they're on my Rumble channel, Apple and Spotify. Now I strongly suggest you watch it now or over the holidays. Here's Yuval Harari, futurist, globalist. Lefties love this guy. Glowing profile on 60 Minutes. Here he is talking about why in the future, human beings, you know, you breathers that are causing global warming, that we got to cut off your food and transportation and energy supply. You guys are going to be useless in the future. And notice how he mentions artificial intelligence and how much they love it.

Check this out. In the book, if I understand it correctly, you argue that actually the amazing breakthrough that we are experiencing right now, not only will potentially make our life better, but they will create, and I quote you, new classes and new class struggles, just as the Industrial Revolution did. Can you elaborate for us? Yes, in the Industrial Revolution,

we saw the creation of a new class of the urban proletariat. And much of the political and social history of the last 200 years involved what to do with this class and the new problems and opportunities. Now we see the creation of a new massive class of useless people. As computers become better and better in more and more fields, there is a distinct possibility that computers will outperform us in most tasks and will make humans redundant. And then the big political and economic question

of the 21st century will be what do we need humans for? Or at least what do we need so many humans for? Do you have an answer in the book um at present the best guess we have is keep them happy with drugs and computer games holy man did you hear that i want you to understand folks this isn't some fringe nut you know humans are going to be loosely useless in the future. Just keep them happy, drug them up, and stick them on video games and let the computers do all the work. This is a major world globalist figure who does these big talks around the world

and lefties love this guy. You think this is a joke? You see how they talk about God given the greatest gift of all, the gift of sentience from our higher power God, the gift of life, the ability to say, I think, therefore I am, the ability to be self-conscious and live. means nothing to them. It's nothing more than what you can add to the labor pool to create value for someone else in some communist style system. And if you can't, then it can get the same value by AI. You're expendable right in the ocean for you. Folks, these people are not kidding around. There is, listen, I love a lot of these shows out there. A lot of them are great and they all have their very specific niches, legal, political, sports. There is no one, no one who's been talking about the concerns of globalists, cloud swab, AI, and the dangers of all of this going forward more than we have here.

Self-praise stinks. I'm just telling you, I am on this. I'm not letting it go. And we are going to be like a laser beam focused in the new year on this. It is the biggest threat to humankind right now. And it's not even close. On a lighter note, oatmeal for brains yesterday. I mean, think about it. What worries me about Biden is Biden's not as smart as this guy. Harari and these other guys are very clever.

The problem with Biden is Biden is dumb. He is a useless vessel. Everybody in the chat was saying to me before, and you know it, I'm agreeing with you. I don't know why they were challenging me before. And I said, Biden's the worst ever. They were like, oh, Biden's not running the place. No kidding. That's the problem. That's why he's so dangerous. He is just an empty vessel with no morals or no ethics at all. And not only that, he is losing his attachment to reality every single day. He will listen to people like Harari and others. That's what worries me.

Here he is on stage. I've told you a thousand times, having done all these events, they get a script on what to do. This guy remarkably can't find his way off the stage again. Watch how he tries to go left when he's supposed to go right. Check this out. I want you to notice something about that video. Again, I did this for a living. When you're in the Secret Service, you are always out of what they call the shot.

You do not want to be in the picture, ever. You don't want to be in the picture. I want you to notice something here that I think only I picked up on. Watch how he's going off stage. He turns around. He clearly doesn't know where he is, so he does this thing he always does. The hands go up because he doesn't know where he is. He's walking off. So he says, let me wave and buy time. Watch. Look, you see it. Look at the Secret Service guy off to the right. The Secret Service guys letting him know I'm here. Come this way. And he still he still tries to go the other way.

Oh, then he sees him. Look, he sees him, does the little jog. Then he realizes he's got to go that way. Folks, I don't think you have, you see, he was about to go left. The Secret Service guys always stay out of the shot. I forgot that. This guy, folks, is lost.

The Washington Free Beacon put this together. A series of word salads at the end of the year, this guy put together. By the way, we got a special treat for you tomorrow. The chat, yes or no? Why I like it, no, I don't like it. We're going to put together for tomorrow's show

the worst liberal cuts of the year. It's not going to be the whole show. We're thinking like maybe 10, 15 minutes. You down for that? Where I'll just comment on some of the worst, dumbest things liberals have said all year? I think it's going to be funny. Guy's been working on it.

Tell me if you're going to like it. It's going to be good tomorrow. But I promise you, Joe Biden will be in at least one of them. Here's the oatmeal God right here. Again, the guy can't even think straight. Can you imagine this guy five years from now, folks? He is an empty vessel of stupid. Take a listen.

Why is that not a requirement? All these mass murders, not not this weekend, but have been because people have picked up kids and grabbed stuff off of counters off of them. Anyway, so the best way to get something done, if you if you hold near and dear to you that you like to be able. Anyway, I. to be able anyway I anyway to go after ISIS and prevent this reemergence in both anyway our kids are going to be

and our grandkids are going to be anyway 2, 10, 12, 15 kids are going to be anyway. 2, 10, 12, 15. Hope's stepping on a black flag. Anyway. Folks, man, we're going to find ourselves in another world war with this

lunatic. The kid sniffing, woman feeling, hair smelling lunatic. We really are. The people in charge right now are some of the dumbest people on planet Earth. I'm sorry to do a show at the end of the year about how dumb these people are. Mara Gay, Lieutenant Governor of California, Joe Biden. But I just want you to understand that the anointed ones who think you're deplorable, smelly, redneck hayseeds, these are the dumb ones.

You're the geniuses. Here, here's one more for you. Did you hear this out of New York? Did I not warn you about the New York City mayor that this guy is a moron? Did I not warn you, Eric Adams? Listen to his sales pitch as to why you should come to New York. I mean, a plane could crash into a building or something. What? I didn't say it. He did. Take a listen. Mr. Mayor, we've come to the end of what was a very eventful 2023, right? So when you look at the totality of the year, if you had to describe it and the stuff to do in one word, what would that word be? And tell me why.

New York. This is a place where every day you wake up, you could experience everything from a plane crashing into our trade center to a person who's celebrating a new business that's open. This is a very, very complicated city. And that's why it's the greatest city on the globe. I don't, I don't, I don't. Dude. Subm submitted without comment these are the people in charge folks I'm going to end the show like I began it today

to the Republicans out there not you all, you all get it but to the people in charge at the state, local and federal level it's time for you to grow some balls stop relying on the Supreme Court and others to save you you have power you can use to save yourselves right now. Once that court changes, you're going to regret relying on them to fix problems you could have fixed today. This country needs saving. It doesn't need a bunch of wussbag dipshits. Get with the freaking program and fix it now or you're going

to find yourself in a really devastating situation tomorrow, even worse than we're in now. Hey, thanks so much for tuning in. We'll be back with a live show tomorrow. It'll be our last show of the year. Then we will be back. By the way, we've got a number of specials. We're going to be launching best ofs. We got the Gary Brekker show for all the cool life hacks. So I'll give you some of the scoop on that tomorrow and we'll do some of our best clips of the year. So don't miss tomorrow's show. We really appreciate it, folks. Download the Rumble app, please. We put a lot of work into it and you can always join on the desktop. Rumble.com slash Bongino. Open up an account.

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