The Dan Bongino Show - It’s Time For F.U. Politics (Ep 1990)
Episode Date: April 13, 2023Cutesy time is over. It’s now time to copy the democrats and start playing F.U. politics. In this episode, I address how to do it. News Picks: The crazed Democrats have figured out a new way to ...go after Trump. The deficit is already 1 trillion dollars and we’re only half-way through the fiscal year. Most Americans say climate change is real, they just won't even pay $1 per month to tackle it. Bud Light is getting hammered. Rumble will exclusively host the first GOP debate. NPR keeps getting wrecked by Elon. Copyright Bongino Inc All Rights Reserved Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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get ready to hear the truth about america on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host
dan bongino he just reminded me of something really funny you know it's a live live stream
and he's like don't be nervous it's kind of an inside joke me him and joe have i did an interview
with a radio station i'm gonna leave who it is out of it. About two years ago
it was a local radio station. You know a decent
side but local station.
And they were like listen
man it's live radio. Don't
be nervous. It'll be okay. I'm like
okay man.
It's like telling
Joe. Go 30 years in library.
Don't be nervous dude. Just hit the power button.
It'll work. We got this. Don't be nervous, dude. Just hit the power button. It'll work. We
got this. Don't be nervous. Keep it together, Joe. Look at my hands shaking. Listen, I got a show for
you today. I promise you're going to enjoy it. Listen, I'm not going to spin your wheels. It's
not the greatest news cycle out there. Not a lot going on. The leaks, obviously the big story. You
can hear a lot about that on cable news. Sometimes on days like that, you don't get a lot of inspiration.
That's where a good host comes in, right?
You just got to make a good show out of it.
Today, it came naturally.
I watched what happened in Tennessee, right?
I'm sitting there brushing my dientes this morning, my teeth, and I'm like, it's early.
It's like maybe five o'clock in the morning.
And I watched these Tennessee lawmakers, the insurrectionists, you know, get reappointed by Democrats back to the chamber. And Joe, I thought to myself,
man, this is FU politics at its finest, isn't it? Yeah. And I thought, ha ha, there it is.
Because it's everywhere. Because it's everywhere. So today's going to be a little lesson plan.
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before you know when you were a kid.
It's not particularly profound and it's nothing you're going to see in Descartes work or anything like that.
The expression Joe may have heard is you may have heard you can't beat him.
Just join him.
Yeah.
I'll give you another one.
I used to do some volunteer work at this place a lot little bit once a while like you know
talking to younger folks about you know how you can get your life in order and stuff like that
considering mine was out of order for so long and it was an expression in one of the groups I
volunteered with I'm going to leave out of it because the liberals are probably going to burn
the place down if they figure it out it was copy genius don't create mediocrity. Pretty simple rule,
but a good one.
So since me and Joe and Guy and Jim and Mike from the radio show have tried for two years
and then eight years with the podcast
for a very long time
to pull the swampy GOP into a different direction,
and it has largely failed,
I've tried every other approach
to get them to wake up and change,
but it's getting late in the game,
and the country is in a dangerous, perilous spot.
We're going to announce today,
and this show may not be for everyone,
cutesy time is officially over,
and we're just going to go for it right in the title,
and we're going to start practicing FU politics.
Now, I get it.
This show may not be for everyone,
so I'm warning you in advance.
If it's not for you, you're not going to hurt my feelings. I love you. You can come back tomorrow.
I hope you do. Love you to death. But this show is going to be a kick in the nuts.
Not an actual kick in the nuts because that would really hurt, but a rhetorical kick in the nuts,
which may hurt too because cutesy time's over. And if the Republican Party is not going to engage in political tactics that are going to move this country back in the liberty direction,
they're going to allow it to fold into complete chaos and socialist tyranny.
I'm not going to be a part of that.
And the way to fix it is to say, well, how are the Democrats getting us to tyranny and complete chaos?
And the answer is they're doing it by practicing FU politics. So let's take our cues from the Democrats, right?
Why create mediocrity? Why not just replicate genius and copy it?
So we got a few lessons today. I'm going to go through lessons I learned just this morning from the Democrats.
And I think we should incorporate them into our little tactical political plan.
How do you feel about that?
Again, this show ain't for everyone.
That's all right.
So let's get right to it.
Don't waste any more time.
Let's get right to lesson one.
Lesson one we can learn from the Democrats in the new world of FU politics
is tell your political opponents to go F themselves.
And not only that, make sure you do it publicly.
I mean, why hide it, right, Joe?
If you're going to, if you have so little respect for the opposition political,
but you're right over there, you okay?
Something fall?
Oh, he sneezed.
That was a sneeze. My gosh,
you okay? It sounded like Chewbacca. Tell your political opponents to go F themselves and do
it publicly. Why? Now, why would you do that? Well, you do it for a reason. The reason the
Democrats do this, I'll give you an example here in a second with this video. The reason the
Democrats do this, give you the go F yourself, and they do it publicly is because they want to let you know, number one, that they're not scared.
They want to let you know, number two, that doing you can go ahead and do something, but we will respond in kind and we will not back down one bit.
That's another reason. Another reason is it creates self-questioning and uncertainty.
I mean, think about it. Now, again, we're trying to copy genius.
I'm not suggesting their policies are genius, obviously the Democrats, but their political
tactics, I'm kind of starting to admire them a little bit. Fire a few lawmakers or expel them,
as they should say, bring them right back in. It creates uncertainty. I'll give you an example,
right? Most of you out there,
most of you have been in some fist fight, right?
I know Joe has.
I certainly have.
When you were a kid,
it doesn't have to be some UFC fight,
but you get in a fight with the neighbor kid,
whatever it may be.
That kid can be two inches shorter than you and 100 pounds lighter.
We had a perfect example, Joe.
Remember Vinny?
I bring him up all the time.
Joe's heard this story.
Joe never met him, but he probably feels like he knows him already.
Good story.
We had this kid Vinny in our neighborhood.
The kid was probably 5'6", maybe.
Probably 120 pounds soaking wet.
The kid's dad was a real badass, right?
And it filtered down to the kid.
The kid would fight anyone, anywhere, anytime.
Not exaggerating.
He didn't care how big you were. So we'd go out to bars.
Where's Vinny? Oh, there's Vinny in the middle of the bus stop fighting off three guys with a
stop sign. That happened. And it wasn't Glenn Patrick's or something, a bar he's going to.
He had a stop sign and fall on the ground. The thing weighs like 200 pounds and he's swinging
it fighting three guys in a bar. That's just how he was. If you fouled him hard in basketball,
he'd kick you square in the nuts. That's just who he was. And the thing about Vinny is, although I don't recall him ever
winning a fight ever, ever, nobody wanted to fight Vinny. You know why? You'd get nothing out of it.
You'd be like, ah, dude, you beat up that little guy, Vinny. What's wrong with you? And he,
he would probably bite you or kick you in the nads or rip one of your ears off in the process.
So nobody wanted to fight the guy.
I'd give you his last name.
I promise you he's real.
Yeah, because he would fight.
He would fight.
He would not back down from anything
and everybody was like,
I got a nice shirt on.
I want to fight this guy.
He's going to rip my shirt.
This is the Democrats.
You don't have to like it.
I'm not kissing their asses. I'm not pretending I like them or their policies. Nope.
I'm just saying they give you the big FU. They say it doesn't matter how guilty we are of anything.
We are going to double down. We're going to give you the FU publicly and we're going to do it.
Here's an example right here. So the GOP's got Hunter Biden and Biden Inc. dead to rights.
I mean, we've got documents, we've got business partners, we've got bank records, SARS,
suspicious activity reports, emails. We got evidence of jobs overseas and money transfers.
Classified documents in Biden's case. You're never going to find a more hook, line, and sinker case.
He's done. Now, call me crazy, but if I'm running a
business or I'm a politician and I've got a potentially extremely corrupt, possibly criminal
family member, I don't know about you fellas, but I'm kind of eager to make that story go away.
No, not the Democrats, not in FU politics. Here's Joe over in Ireland. Not only does he take Hunter Biden with him in a big
double-barreled, but he introduces him and says, I'm very proud of my son. Listen to yourself.
The fact that I'm here with my sister Valerie and my youngest son, Hunter Biden,
stand up guys. I'm proud of you.
Now, a sane person would be eager to make this go away eager to make this go away but in smash
mouth fu politics with the democrats they don't care at all you see how this creates vinny like
uncertainty now you're like i'm not sure i want to fight this guy he seems awfully confident for
the underdog think about it he is the underdog in this scenario. There is a mound of evidence
proving that at a minimum, there's illicit activity going on with the Biden family and
foreign nuclear-powered enemies of the United States at a minimum. There's a possibility of
criminal activity. There's a possibility of criminal activity here. But because they know
they'll create uncertainty in the GOP and that they will not
back down, they just plow straight ahead. So lesson number one, we can learn. And again,
I understand this may make some of you uncomfortable, but we're fighting a really
tough fight in a really tough time. You're not ready to play smash mouth stuff and you're ready
for cutesy time. This show definitely ain't for you.
Tell your political opponents to go F themselves and do it publicly.
Probably one of the reasons Trump was so popular.
Trump had a way of doing that.
They told him over and over about the press.
Don't fight the press.
They buy ink by the barrel.
Big, huge mistake.
Trump said, you know what?
Not only am I going to fight the press,
I'm going to make the fake news
the centerpiece of my campaign.
Seemed to work out for him.
Here's lesson number two.
We're going to bury cutesy time today.
No more cutesy time here.
GOP strikes immediately strike back
while telling them to go F themselves. So the GOP strikes immediately strike back while telling them to go F themselves
so the GOP hits them the Democrats don't wait they don't wait for the political winds to settle down
they don't wait for the tide to recede the GOP strikes them they immediately strike back
they strike back furiously the F go F yourself Dems. They do it publicly,
but they do it quickly and they don't wait. They don't wait to see what's going to happen.
They don't wait to see what story story is going to emerge about it. Here's a perfect example of
what I mean. So the GOP in Tennessee expelled two of the three insurrectionists who caused an
insurrection on the Capitol floor in Tennessee. I thought the
Democrats were anti-insurrection. Turns out they absolutely love insurrections as long as it's
their guys and ladies in this case. Two of them were expelled. One of them survived,
the female lawmaker. They didn't wait. They didn't wait to find out what these guys really
stood for, if they were worth defending. Matter of fact, there's a story I'll give you in a second
here. It's now emerged a story about allegations that one of the guys had engaged in street violence in the past.
One of the insurrectionists.
I thought they were against violence and insurrection.
Joe, they told us in January 6th.
Violence, insurrection, put them in a gulag.
No, no, not for their guys.
Here's an article in Slate.
Far left radical outlet, Slate.
Democrats can be Democrats and win.
Tennessee Republicans punished two state representatives
for daring to protest gun control. What happened next is a model. Here's Slate. What happened next?
We said we don't care. We engaged in an insurrection on the floor, Democrats. This is
Slate saying we should do this more. You then booted our guys out and we then immediately
reappointed them. We didn't even ask. One of a matter of fact here's an article uh someone passed on to me from scoop nashville in 2021 one of the uh uh the insurrection
is justin jones they called him brother jones show brother jones says he wasn't violent but
new video shows he was and the grand jury agrees this is an article about him um allegedly attacking
a guy with a traffic code this is one of the insurrections. I thought
the left was insurrectionist violence. I thought they didn't like that. I thought they didn't like
that. So let's just recap. Lesson number one, tell your political opponents to go F themselves,
do it publicly. Lesson number two, the GOP strikes, immediately strike back, telling them to go F themselves again.
Do the flip-a-roo, we should be doing the same thing.
Democrats strike, we immediately strike back.
We'll worry about the political ramifications later.
Only fair, right?
Folks, cutesy time's over, man.
Cutesy time's over.
You want to play cutesy time with a pending attack by China and Taiwan,
nuclear-powered
enemies of the United States amassing at our shores, 5% plus inflation every month, our
border wide open, a fentanyl crisis killing our kids.
You can do that.
I'm not willing to do it.
I'm sorry.
I'm done with this stuff.
Here's another lesson I learned from the Democrats.
Lesson three.
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever apologize for your policy failures and mistakes.
Well, that sounds awful, Dan.
Again, I'm sorry, not trying to sound nice.
Just double down.
Don't apologize for policy mistakes.
What is that?
It means exactly what I just said.
Policy mistakes, double down.
Here's what I mean.
Inflation, the numbers popped yesterday.
5% inflation, which keep in mind,
the Fed and target rate, the Federal Reserve,
wants, I believe 2% is already too high.
I think we should aim for a flat money supply.
But regardless, the Federal Reserve has already said,
we're looking at 2% inflation
for a healthy economy.
We're now at double that plus one.
We're at 5%.
Now, granted,
it is down from the Biden administration's peak
of 9% inflation,
but 5% is still double plus one
what we should be doing
in a healthy economy.
Joe, in my book,
that's a bad thing.
Can we agree?
Bad. Bad. Bad. Okay. Now, in my book, that's a bad thing. Can we agree? Bad, bad, bad.
Okay. Now, why do we have inflation? We've done this a ton of times on the show. The government's
spending too much money. Too much money is chasing too few goods and the price goes up.
It's not hard. Now, a sane person, not a Democrat, but we got to learn from them.
Copy genius, don't create mediocrity. A sane person would say, hey, we got to learn from them copy genius don't create mediocrity a sane person
would say hey we got an inflation problem i think we should dial down the spending and try to get
a hold of this no not biden he wants to double down i'll get to that in a second but here's
tyler goodspeed an economist he was on cable news yesterday talking about how inflation even at five
percent is a real problem and quote listen to the of this, is probably going to break more things.
Check this out. When you look at wage inflation, that's looking like it's in the 4.5% to 5% range,
which is probably why we're seeing so much sticky service as inflation. And when you look at
inflation expectations, the New York Fed survey was out yesterday. That looks like inflation
expectations are still stuck in the sort of 4.5% to 5% range. And none of those measures have expectations the new york fed survey was out yesterday that looks like inflation expectations
are still stuck in the sort of four and a half to five percent range and none of those measures
have really decelerated much over the past three to six months so i i think it's still a pretty
durable problem for the fed and i would be surprised if we if we don't, I was surprised if we got back to 2% without more things breaking.
Yeah, we just had a couple banks go under and we're just, we're not even at the end of this inflation crisis because they invested, they borrowed money to buy bonds at low interest
rates.
As interest rates go higher, bank bond prices go down and now they're sitting on a bunch
of dead assets.
As interest rates keep going higher to combat inflation,
you're going to see more banks go under,
more spending,
and an inflationary death cycle
where we don't even have enough money
to pay the interest on the debt.
Is that stopping the Biden administration?
No.
Why not?
Because they practice FU politics
and we should do the same thing.
Never apologize, double down.
New York Times.
Biden's $6.8 trillion budget proposes new social programs and higher taxes.
So this is causing our inflation crisis, new social programs, higher taxes, dead productivity, and spending money we don't have.
And Biden wants to up the budget by trillions of more dollars over the next decade.
At its finest, baby.
Now, in case you think, oh, don't worry, it's just this year and things are going okay.
At least things have gotten better since COVID.
Big X, you'd be wrong.
Look at this CNS News article.
Actually, the budget crisis is getting far worse.
We've now, Terrence Jeffrey, this is in my newsletter.
Read this piece on gino.com slash newsletter if you want to sign up.
The deficit tops $1 trillion in the first six months of this year.
Wait, I thought things were getting better.
No, no, they're actually getting worse.
Yeah, but COVID is eased up, Dan, and everything's getting better.
No, no, they're getting worse.
They're getting worse during an inflation crisis.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, they are.
So lesson three in FU politics.
Never, ever ever ever apologize simply plow ahead and double down
well i don't like that sorry sorry what do you guys think in the chat
musil do you know vinny musil says yeah vinny never won did you meet vinny musil
did you because he did never win you know who i'm Musil says, yeah, Vinny never won. Did you meet Vinny Musil? Because he did never win.
You know who I'm talking about?
Musil may know.
If you do, Musil, put that in there if you know who he is.
Because he's a real guy.
That's his real first name.
And everybody knew him in my neighborhood too.
All right, I'm going to get to lesson four.
It's a quick tease.
Ignore failure.
Try, try, and try again.
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Musel threw me off. All right, back to the lessons
Back to the lessons
Everybody taking notes?
Lesson four
Or if Joe Biden was involved
Lesson four
Here's lesson four
Ignore failures
By the way, I know we're using a lot of sarcasm in the show
I want you to know I'm not kidding
I'm
Serious as a heart attack about these rules
Ignore failures
Ignore them
Everyone's going to fail in government
Just try, try again
The Democrats do it
How do I know that?
Did you see this article popped yesterday?
Washington Post
Special counsel
You know Jack Smith
They're looking at the
The federal
Federally appointed special counsel
This is separate from Twinkies
Up in New York
And the Georgia thing
This is completely separate
Special counsel focuses on Trump fundraising Or false election claims this is separate from Twinkies up in New York and the Georgia thing. This is completely separate.
Special counsel focuses on Trump fundraising or false election claims.
A new batch of subpoenas seeks to compare public claims of voter fraud after the 2020 election with private texts and emails.
Oh,
no.
It's fellas.
Moose nuts.
This is like grapefruits,
Joe.
So just to be clear,
Joe,
Joe,
you know,
we're not a politician.
A lot of politicians,
right?
You've probably been part of interviewing upwards of,
would we say,
say a thousand plus in your time and talk radio,
right?
Yeah.
So they can't get Trump,
uh,
let's say up in New York,
which makes the,
we don't know that cases at the indictment stage, right?
They're looking to get him in Georgia.
Ignore your failures here.
Trump's up in the polls.
Just keep trying.
Eventually he'll do it.
We need to do the same thing.
Now they're saying we're looking at Trump's fundraising emails for false information.
for false information.
We're going to start prosecuting politicians who make false claims in fundraising emails?
Holy, really?
Ladies and gentlemen,
you better get those minds going for iron ore.
Do you have any idea how much steel
we're going to need for handcuffs?
Can I ask you guys a question?
Gee, you're on a lot of mailing lists.
Joe, you're on a lot of mailing lists. Joe,
you're on a lot of mailing lists. Have you ever seen a fundraising solicitation for anyone that
had any true information? Yeah. He's going to subscribe. Good, good job. So folks,
he just, it's a good idea. He is going to join after the show, the DCCC. Oh, you're there.
We're going to start posting some of their fundraising solicitations for false information.
I have never seen any, I'm not defending either the Republicans.
They do it too.
I have never seen a fundraising email that had anything actually true in it.
I just took a few notes on this.
This is great.
Now, remember, ignore it.
Try, try again.
We should be doing the same thing. FU politics lesson four. We should now, we should get a special counsel appointed
to investigate every single Democrat for false claims in emails. We'll lock them all up at one
time. Here's some of them I've read in emails. GOP, the GOP wants to kill your grandma. They do.
That's got to be false. How do I know that?
I love my grandmothers, but they're already dead.
So that's tautologically false, which is weird, but true.
That Republicans believe in Jim Crow voting rules.
We do.
Gosh, that's horrible.
I would never vote Republican again.
I've never heard such a thing.
I have never seen a Republican at the voting booth. Sir, you're black. You can't vote here. I've never vote Republican again. I've never heard such a thing. I have never seen a Republican at the voting booth
say, sir, you're black, you can't vote here. I've never
seen that. So it's obviously
a lie. Matter of fact, no one else
I know has seen it. Now, I have seen
the other way around, Democrats trying
to keep Republicans from voting. I've seen that.
What does it say?
What does it say?
Oh, here we go. This didn't't even take long this took all of two minutes
he's on a democrat email list joe did you know kevin mccarthy was ousted as speaker i was unaware
we would have covered at the beginning it's crazy how that happened that show tomorrow the answer is
it didn't happen it's a fundraising email i wonder if the special counsel's looking at that too
just a few more i've read in emails uh School choice starves money from public schools. Public schools funding has increased triple digits over the last
40 years adjusted for inflation. I've never seen such a thing. And poll numbers, Joe, you've seen
these. When people do internal polls, how many of these have you seen for a poll? We've seen the
internal polls. We're up by seven. Guy loses by 40. They just made that up.
Whenever you see internal polls,
nine out of 10 times,
I'm telling you,
they made it up.
So this is good.
We now have a premise to move forward
when we take charge of the Department of Justice.
I want a special counsel
and I want to see this exact thing.
I want to see a probe of fundraising emails.
This is not a probe of fundraising emails. Don't lie. I'm not, this is not,
this is not a hyperbolic show.
It's not exaggeration for effect.
But the walls are definitely closing in.
It's time for an encore presentation of this.
We should also emulate this in the media too.
Part of the media.
We should constantly, you know,
scare people on the other side by telling them,
like, listen, man,
the walls are definitely closing in on Joe Biden.
Nobody does that.
Actually, here's a minute of the Democrats from 2018 on
telling us the walls are closing in on Trump.
Remember this one?
Check this out.
The walls closing in on President Donald Trump.
It appears that the walls are closing in on this president.
Feels that the walls are closing in on him.
The walls closing in on him.
The walls are closing in. And the walls are closing in on him. The walls closing in on him. The walls are closing in.
And the walls are closing in. That the walls are closing in on the president. Are the walls
closing in? The walls are closing in on the presidency. Says as the walls begin to close
around him. The political walls closing in on him. There's a president that feels the walls
closing in. The walls are closing in on Donald Trump. I think the walls are finally closing in.
The walls.
The walls.
The walls.
The walls.
The walls.
The walls.
The walls.
The walls.
The walls.
The walls.
The walls.
The walls are closing.
Closing in.
Closing.
Closing in.
Closing in.
Closing in on.
Closing in.
The walls are closing in on President Donald Trump.
He's not looking forward to any of it.
He's horrified.
He's just talking big.
The walls are closing in. the as has been said before
you know we can laugh at that but the hard reality is because they've adjusted to and adopted and
internally processed rule number four lesson number four the democrats and those are all
democrats you saw yeah even scarborough he's democrat too says he's not but he is right
they've internalized the lesson that,
oh, don't worry, even if we get embarrassed now
because we made up the thing about the pee-pee tape,
we'll just get them with something else later.
So lesson number four, fail at first, try, try again.
Just keep going.
Eventually you'll get them for something.
Hey, we got more lessons here,
but a note for tomorrow's show,
if you want to submit a question for tomorrow's show,
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Lesson five, I'll give you a quick teaser on that.
You got a policy goal?
Well, with a policy goal,
you should probably have a way to implement the policy, right?
People to do it, funds. No, no, no, no, no. Big mistake. Lesson five in FU politics we should take from the Democrats. It doesn't matter. Just move forward with the policy
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Just pass the legislation and figure it out as you go along. The Green New Deal? You don't have
battery chargers
for cars around the country
to actually charge your cars
as they drive around.
Don't worry about it.
Don't sweat it.
You want to move away from oil
even though China
has most of the minerals we need overseas
for the batteries
and we'd be relying on them
instead of our own oil?
Doesn't matter.
Just keep moving ahead.
You have feasibility problems,
personnel problems, personnel problems,
money problems with this policy you want to enact. Don't worry about feasibility. Plow straight ahead as if the wall's right there and you're going to blow right through it like Juggernaut from the
Marvel comics. Here's what I mean. So the Biden administration is passing currently a new
regulation from the EPA and the EPA is going to pass these
air cleanliness rules. And here's the bottom line. No car company is going to be able to comply with
this unless they go mostly to electric vehicles. Well, we don't have enough power grid capacity
or stop, stop focusing on the problems. Do what the Democrats do.
Figure it out as you go along.
Here's a Wall Street Journal piece that covers this.
By the way, this moved to EVs.
Net zero will mean a mining boom by Daniel Yergin.
He notes that, you know, Joe, you ever heard this?
We need copper for electric.
Did you know that?
Copper and wires?
Yes, we do, Dan.
Yeah, yeah.
I know you're not the handiest guy in the world,
but Joe, he's a lot handier than me.
My brother's an electrician.
He told me that once too. He's right. Copper's, so, you know you're not the handiest guy in the world, but Joe, he's a lot handier than me. My brother's an electrician. He told me that once too.
He's right.
Copper's, so you know, copper comes in very handy.
Now you think you would think that transmission lines,
well, we need all this electric for electric vehicles.
Do we need copper?
Well, where are we going to get copper from?
Well, Daniel Yergin notes in the piece
that two countries mine about 40%
of the world's copper supplies.
Peru, where the government's in complete disarray right now
after the president was impeached and arrested, and Chile, where government's struggling between
its populist agenda needed for economic growth. Oh, okay. That's really good to know. So we
really don't have a lot of, oh, well, at least we can do all the smelting and processing of
the copper over here. Sure, sure. The Democrats didn't think about any of this too. The US
processes 4% of the world's copper.
Once the U.S. had more than a dozen copper smelters, it now has two.
Oh, here's another thing, too.
China.
As Juergen notes in the piece, you know the lithium we need?
Joe, the batteries, I believe they're called lithium batteries.
Yeah.
Now, the weirdest thing about these eponymously named batteries is that you need lithium for them.
Did you guys know this for lithium batteries? just learned this yesterday that lithium batteries require lithium
uh i was unaware i thought it was a trade name yeah i just i just figured this out so here's
the problem uh as jorgen notes there's a further complication with biden's new buy an electric
vehicle plan about 60 of the world's lithium is processed in China. China.
They're bad guys.
They are?
Yeah. Joe. What?
That's totally racist. They're not bad guys.
They love us. Are you kidding me?
Joe, shame on you.
Bad guys. Joe.
Get yourself in order. Call HR on you. Bad guys. They only want to nuke us with nuclear weapons and invade Taiwan. Doesn't make them bad guys. Racist. All right. Getting back to this. Here's the EPA administrator. Here's this guy, Michael Reagan, yesterday.
Here he is giving a speech at the White House about their new plan, the Biden administration, to move to electric vehicles, even though we have no ability whatsoever, no infrastructure for it.
And we would be kissing China's ass to get the lithium and the copper smelting done.
They ask him a question about that.
They're like, hey, daddy-o, we got a little bit of a problem.
You want us to move to electric vehicles, but China controls most of the assets.
You guys have a plan for that. Let me give you a hint to his answer. We'll figure it out. Take a listen.
Most EV batteries right now are produced in China.
So how do you balance the administration's climate goals while also trying to achieve its goal of reducing reliance on China?
That's a great question. And so we look at it in twofold.
We have to walk and chew gum at the same time.
This proposal doesn't kick in until model year 2027.
So we've got some years to ramp up.
We hope that we can take advantage
of that runway.
Hope, Joe.
Joe, hope and change.
Remember, what was that, Obama?
That was Obama's thing, right?
Hope, he change, he?
Yes.
That's their new plan. Yeah, we hope it works out yeah as joe just said there we got bad guys with nuclear
weapons threatening to invade a sovereign country in taiwan that they claim is part of their own
and uh yeah don't worry let's just hope and change that they give us the copper and lithium that
sounds like a great idea and let's make sure we have no gas powered engines, either a military or anything like that.
In case China invades that way,
when they shut off the electric and shut off the supply of lithium,
there's nothing we can do about it.
That sounds like a great idea.
Pretty smart.
Sounds like they really thought this thing.
Sounds like they really thought this thing through,
but there's a lesson there.
The lesson is have a policy goal.
Just figure it out as you go along.
Here's lesson six.
Americans don't want it?
F them.
Do it anyway.
Doesn't matter.
Wow, that's harsh.
Joe's like, he went there.
He really went there.
No, I'm going to prove it.
Dude, do I ever say anything I don't back up?
The Democrats, this is their lesson for us.
I got you.
Americans don't want it?
Flip them the middle finger.
Here's what I mean.
Cue up that cut from CNN.
So Americans don't want electric vehicles.
How do we know that?
Because they're not buying them.
At least there's about 5.8% of the cars out there.
You know, rich people can afford them,
but they don't have the range.
Listen, I'm not knocking electric. If the market wants them, buy them. I have nothing against electric cars out there. Rich people can afford them, but they don't have the range. Listen,
I'm not knocking electric. If the market wants them, buy them. I have nothing against electric cars at all. They're very fast. Some of them are amazing. My friend Brian just bought a Tesla,
said it's the fastest, craziest, the fastest cars. He had a Corvette growing up. He loves it.
I'm just telling you that most Americans, I'm telling you, relaxium lady, we need her right now. I'm telling you, Americans don't want electric cars.
Most people, 90% plus, want gas.
They want the gas car.
Here's CNN, which is CNN, saying, hey, we looked at this poll and basically nearly half
of Americans are saying, no, we don't really want them.
Doesn't matter.
Plow straight ahead.
Check it out.
47% of Americans surveyed say it is unlikely
they will buy an ev an electric vehicle as their next car that's almost half only 19 said they are
ready to go electric citing high cost and battery range that tip what is it keith from joining us
from salem massachusetts good to have you buddy in the live chat salem talking about talking about Salem. Talking about if they don't want it, F them. Salem.
So, listen.
You see where we're going with that.
CNN, 47% of Americans, they don't want it.
Doesn't matter.
Americans don't want it, F them.
They don't want tax cuts.
They don't want school choice.
Just plow ahead anyway.
We're learning it from the Democrats.
Come on.
As Guy just said, we got a current thing mug.
Just support the current thing, man.
Doesn't matter.
That's a great point.
Just shut up and support the current thing.
And if not, just make them support the current thing.
Here's another Daily Mail.
Read this article again in my newsletter today.
Check it out.
It is freaking hilarious.
Daily Mail.
Most Americans say climate change is real.
They just don't want to pay for it. Millions
reject adding even $1 to their monthly energy bills to cut carbon pollution. $1, just $1.
Would you pay $1 a month to cut carbon pollution and affect climate change for the better? No,
no, I won't. Okay. So what's the Democrat rule, guys? I just said it.
F them. Just tax the hell out of them anyway
and make them pay thousands.
You don't want to pay a dollar,
we'll take thousands.
Seems to be working for the Democrats.
I get it.
A lot of you probably,
I'm telling you,
I'm not laughing here at all.
They continue to win.
They won the Senate.
They poll nationally,
but 50% plus half the country thinks the Democrats are their saviors.
Even though the Democrats say,
you don't want it.
F you,
you don't like us.
F you,
we're going to spend you into bankruptcy.
F you.
It's clearly working for them.
Is it not?
So don't tell me it's a terrible political strategy.
Oh,
that's hard.
This sounds really awful.
Obviously not.
They got Joe Biden sitting in the White House.
They run the Senate.
They just won back a bunch of governorships in purple, if not, you know, tinging red states.
FU politics seems to be working great for them.
Here's lesson seven here.
Resist always.
That's their thing, right? Hashtag resist. So you're going to tell me,
oh, this is a call for violence. Well, you're an idiot. You probably don't listen to my show ever.
You know, we never do that. Of course, you're just a moron, jerkwad trying to stir up some,
but that's your thing, right? Resist. So maybe we should resist too.
Folks, they resist. They do it all the time.
Maybe it's our turn now.
I saw this this morning.
I was scrolling around for some news to fit along this FU politics narrative we've been telling the whole show here.
North Texas venues hosting drag shows say they won't back down as threats and protests grow.
You want to shake your junk in front of kids in a sexualized manner,
sexualized young kids? You're going to resist? Maybe we should resist too.
Maybe we should resist too. We should take no part in this. If you're forced to do it, go to jail first. Go to jail first. Resist. They like to resist. I mean,
it's their hashtag, right? Seems to be working great for them.
All right, I got two more lessons.
Lesson eight and lesson nine.
The last one you're going to love.
First, if you've seen this movie, it is amazing.
It is one of those kind of spine-tingling movies you can't get away from.
It's hitting theaters April 14th.
It's called Nefarious.
It's excellent. It's by the same guys who did God's Not Dead and Unplanned, and it's based on
a book by my friend Steve Day. Steve is an awesome conservative. The movie is just outstanding.
The poster and movie trailer look scary like a horror film, but it's something different. It has
some of those really scary moments, but it's well acted. It's extremely entertaining. Don't let the
marketing scare you. You're going to want to see this film. Here's the story. A psychiatrist
is brought in to meet with a convicted serial killer right before he's about to be executed
to certify that he's sane, right? The killer tells him he's a demon. The psychiatrist is an
atheist. He's like, I don't believe in that, God or demons or anything like that. But by the end
of the film, you got to watch. We often talk about good and evil,
battling it out in the culture,
but this film shows what's behind the real battle.
You're going to want to talk about this.
Tell your neighbors, bring friends.
It's an amazing film.
I saw people tweeting about it the other day.
It's the type of entertainment we want to support.
Nefarious opens in theaters nationwide starting April 14th.
So buy your tickets now.
Here's the website.
Whoisnefarious.com. Whoisnefarious.com.
Whoisnefarious.com.
You need to see this movie.
It's worth your time.
Whoisnefarious.com.
Check it out.
Steve Dace, a good man too.
All right.
So lesson eight.
And then I've got some footage from Biden in Ireland.
The clown show.
The clown in chief.
It's just at it again.
But lesson eight.
I said it yesterday.
Saul Alinsky's rules, baby. Pick a target, freeze it, isolate it, and do not let it go. Folks, you have an
opportunity right now to do something about this dreadful Bud Light scenario. They want to get into
transgender, sexual identity, politics, activism. Fine. They are a free company. I do not believe
in socialism, but you are free to
never purchase their product again. Katie Pavlich, Town Hall, in the newsletter.
Merchandisers are sounding the alarm about what's really happening if the Bud Light's woke move.
Nobody's buying the beer, folks. It's sitting there on store shelves and bars,
and nobody's touching it. They've lost billions in market cap. Do not let up. You do
not have to beat every company in this game. You just have to beat one once in a while. You've now
got this target in front of you. Pick it, isolate it. Do not let it go. Do not buy that beer again
until they come full circle and get back to what they do, selling beer, not engaging in sexual identity politics with Americans.
That's a lesson we can learn from them.
Pick the target.
Isolate it.
Do not let it go.
They do it all the time.
Finally, lesson nine.
Trust the science until the science says something you don't like and then throw the
science right out the window. Oh my gosh, Dan, we'd be corrupting science. Science is already
corrupted. Science is already corrupted. I'm not telling you to be an idiot and to ignore science.
I'm telling you that science is so corrupted that many times you can feel free to ignore it
because it's not science at all. Oh, that doesn't happen? The Democrats do it all the time.
You are never going to see a better piece on this than this gem by Kelsey Piper at Vox.
Not Fox, Vox with a V.
They're a left-wing site.
The new scientific review on masks and COVID isn't what you think.
No, it is what we think.
It said very clearly, quote, as they stated the
piece, this is hilarious. Wearing masks in the community probably makes little or no difference
to the outcome of laboratory confirmed SARS COVID-2 compared to not wearing masks. It's clear
as day, dude. Cochran, by the way, which is considered the gold standard. They did a meta
analysis, meaning a study of studies. Cochran came to this pretty conclusive result here,
that it probably doesn't make a difference.
They're words.
It's right there.
Science.
Yeah, here's the subtitle.
But finding answers in science isn't that easy.
No, no.
See, they're correct.
Guy's laughing at it because finding answers actually is easy.
You do an experiment, you get a result. He's laughing at it because if something, but finding answers actually is easy. You do an experiment,
you get a result.
He's correct though.
Finding political answers in the science.
Isn't that easy?
So the Democrats have this policy,
follow the science until it disagrees with us.
It's a lesson we can learn from them to follow the science.
It says something you don't like.
They've had the lockdowns, everything else, COVID vaccines, all of it.
All right.
I hope you learned.
Those are nine lessons.
Spread this show around.
Cutesy time is over, man.
You want to play cutesy time with people trying to destroy the country,
selling us out to China, opening our borders, fentanyl everywhere,
inflating away the
value of our dollar. I'm not playing cutesy time. And remember the dance of the video of the dancer.
We played it a lot for you P1 listeners on the podcast. You know what I'm talking about.
It's not the first person who gets up and dances. It's the first person who follows
that really makes a difference. Be the first follower. Someone takes a lead,
jump right in behind and back them up.
It's time to cut this cutesy time crap out. So Biden's over in Ireland. This is just embarrassing.
Completely, totally confused. The guy's a total train wreck. How is this guy president?
How is this guy president? Can you cue this one up for me? Look at this guy yesterday. I mean, folks, really, look at this guy's eyes. He's got this stare. You can tell there's nothing going on behind those eyes at
all. There is zero neuronal activity whatsoever. The guy is cognitively just destroyed. Watch him
get lost at this thing. Check this out. As I was at Xi Jinping, I spent more time with him
than any world leader has over the last 10 years. And over, they keep a meticulous count as the former
Taoiseach will know. And over now, 87 hours worth. And I was in the Tibetan plateau with him. I
traveled 17,000 miles with him in China over 10 years. And he asked me, he said, can you define America for me? And I can say
the same of Ireland. I said, yes, I can. I said in one word, possibilities.
That's the wrong one, but it doesn't matter. It still applies here. There's another one of him
walking around. I'd say we put it in a post, but because it's a live show, there is, yeah,
there's another one. Oh, you have that one too? Oh, play that one.
There is, yeah, there's another one Oh, you have that one too? Oh, play that one
So I'll get back to the first one in a second
Did you see that?
Look at his eyes, man, they're just empty
He's got like a doll's eye
You know what doll's eyes? They look like eyes
I mean, they don't look that much different than human eyes
But there's just nothing there
It's plastic, it's fake
There's nothing going on with this guy. He's always lost
and confused and bedazzled. He doesn't know what he's doing. But that first video we played by
mistake, he's lying again while he's over there, of course, because Biden can't stop lying.
What's really sociopathic about this guy, I should have included this as lesson 10,
lie, lie, and lie some more. They do it all the time.
Biden has claimed over and over to give himself
some kind of international gravitas or whatever that him and xi jinping have traveled the world
together 17 000 miles together you heard in that video traveled 17 000 miles ladies and gentlemen
he did not travel 17 000 miles with this guy it is is completely made up. It's bull. Here, here's the hack goon at the Washington Post,
clown Glenn Kessler,
who believe he will do anything to kiss Biden's ass,
even acknowledging with three Pinocchios
that this claim isn't true.
Biden's repeated claim,
he's traveled 17,000 miles with Xi Jinping.
It's not true.
He's just making it up.
He does it everywhere in front of all these people.
Because I always like to leave you with some good news because I'm long on America.
And now I feel like we've got a good battle plan going forward. Nine lessons to learn from the
Democrats and FU politics. There was some good news yesterday. I am an investor here, so I do
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too often, but I'm an investor in Rumble as well because I want to give everyone an option. And it
was huge news that came out yesterday. So the first GOP debate, which is obviously going to
feature Trump, probably Ron DeSantis. We know Tim Scott, Nikki Haley, Vivek. The debates last time
were must-see. Joe, remember those? Our numbers, remember what our numbers were like?
We would wake up the next morning after a debate.
Say we did back then 100,000 listens a show.
It was like 500,000.
Like people would go crazy after the debates for that stuff.
So what's the news?
The first GOP debate, which you know is going to be fireworks,
is going to be streamed exclusively on Rumble.
I am extremely proud of that.
The RNC didn't want to deal with big tech, to their credit. their credit i was not full disclosure involved in any way in these negotiations at all just so you know that
again disclosure is important so you and i know where we stand uh but i found out about it you
know when you guys did and this is really great they're going to be uh you can see it and reclaim
the net republican primary debate to be streamed exclusively on Rumble. So good for you, the RNC.
That's really appreciate that.
And last story in the winning thing.
So state funded NPR, state funded NPR has quit Twitter.
This is great.
This is great.
They quit Twitter, which we all love.
Apparently upset they were being labeled state-affiliated media, which they are.
Now, it's pretty hilarious, as Mike Miller notes in this Red State piece, that NPR can't have it both ways. NPR is saying, you can't label us state-affiliated media because we only get 1%
of our funding from taxpayers. One, that's not exactly accurate. They're not factoring in local NPR affiliates that
feed money back to, number one. And number two, it's kind of strange because I don't know if you
guys remember this, but remember when Trump threatened to pull the funding from NPR,
the millions of dollars they get? Remember what NPR said, Joe? Oh man, you'll put us out of
business. This is hard. Wait, I thought you weren't state affiliate. I thought you didn't need it.
So read the piece.
You really can't have that both ways, man.
It's either you need the funding to stay afloat
or you're not state affiliate.
You can't have it both ways.
It doesn't work that way.
It doesn't work that way.
Yeah, he's like,
Dan, isn't it called national public?
Don't let that get in the way, dude.
Remember the lessons here.
Just tell everybody to go F themselves.
Come on.
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