The Dan Bongino Show - Lies, and the Liars who Lie About the Lies (Ep 1321)

Episode Date: August 13, 2020

In this episode, I address the wave of stupidity coming out of the mouths and social media feeds of Hollywood celebrities. I also address and debunk the series of ridiculous lies Kamala Harris recited during her speech yesterday.  News Picks: Kamala Harris lies repeatedly during her awful speech yesterday.  Jobless claims fall to below a million.  Fakebook “fact-checker” rate another true story “false.”  More questions emerge about the questionable past of Ilhan Omar.  The collusion hoaxers paint a target on this GOP Senator’s back.  This April 2019 article lays out the issues wil Bill Evanina Questions about Joe Biden’s health are absolutely fair game. The economy is slowly adjusting to the impact of the coronavirus. Copyright Bongino Inc All Rights Reserved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

get ready to hear the truth about america on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host dan bongino you know the speech yesterday by kamala harris reminds me of an old uh adage about fraudsters we used to investigate in my prior line of work you know how do you know they were lying well their lips were moving that's how you know they were lying? Well, their lips were moving. That's how you knew they were lying. Everything was a lie. Everything. Their names, last names, first names, middle names, where they were born, what they did, who they knew. That's the Democrats. And the Hollywood celebrities piling on, who I'm going to get to in a minute, are just gross. I've got that. I've got an interesting angle on a spy in the White House they were trying to develop. You're not going to want to miss this one.

I've got that. And the language police are at it again. A loaded show today and a special announcement you're not going to want to miss. Today's show brought to you by ExpressVPN. My savvy listeners, they surf the web in peace. You know why? They have a VPN from ExpressVPN.com slash Bongino. ExpressVPN.com slash Bongino. Welcomevpn.com slash Bongino.

Welcome to the Dan Bongino Show. Producer Joe, how are you today, fine sir? Well, I'm not going to lie to you, man. I'm doing good. Everything is good. You're doing good. I know why you're doing good, because you're preparing for an interesting trip

we have tomorrow, which leads me to my special announcement. If you would like to meet Producer Joe and me, we will be interviewing ian and frank from attila's gym up in new jersey not on the show uh through like uh you know virtual channels we'll be interviewing at attila's gym yeah we will be up there tomorrow uh friday the show will launch on saturday so you're not going to want to miss that that's been my special announcement we will also be down in north carolina same day it not going to want to miss that. That has been my special announcement. We will also be down in North Carolina.

Same day. It's going to be a long day. Don't ask us how we're doing it. It's very expensive. But I like to do and not talk because I'm with you. And the only way to show people you're with them is to go out and do stuff and not talk about it. So I will be in New Jersey and North Carolina at, what is it?

Apex? Apex Tattoo Factory, getting a tattoo. I don't want a new tattoo, but I told Jax, who was arrested for daring to try to feed his family and open up his tattoo shop, who was arrested for it, that I would help support his business too and get a tattoo. So what the heck? 45, I probably shouldn't be getting any more tattoos. Get one for me, man.

Get one for me too. I will. I'll get one for me man get one for me too right yeah i will i'll get one for maybe i'll put joe's name on my bipolar would love that producer joe on my back so uh that's gonna launch on saturday you're not gonna want to miss that i told you i'd work out until his gym so yeah we'll see what happens should be interesting i will also be doing on my parlor account, again, P-A-R-L-E-R. I will also be doing some live streaming from there as well, from Attila's and hopefully from the tattoo factory as well. So don't miss that. All right, let's get to it.

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in the same day. Let me get to this story first. It's a little different than we usually open up the show with because we do have a lot of interesting and kind of hardcore facts and data to get to but you know I grew up in New York with Howard Stern on the radio I mean everybody listened to Howard Stern he was on WNBC remember that and then he was on K-Rock everybody listened to Stern it was just if you had your radio on blast at a traffic light and it was the summer and you didn't want to burn any gas because you mistakenly thought opening the windows was better than putting the AC on, kind of like me when I had no money, you know, you're lucky to have $2

in your wallet. You heard everybody listening to Howard Stern in the morning. And there was a reason that Democrats, Republicans, young guys, young women, old guys, older women all listened to Stern. It didn't matter your party affiliation because they thought he was irreverent. They thought he was funny and he said some crazy stuff. And candidly, most of the time you listen to Stern, you listen to him because you wanted to hear what he was going to say next, because you never knew what was going to happen. Howard Stern has become a pathetic party line, just boot licking, butt kissing, far left liberal, trying to collectively kiss the butt

of the Hollywood community to ingratiate himself now because he's afraid he'll be a victim of cancel culture. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Howard mentioned me on his show, by the way, a couple of weeks ago, someone said to me or something about a story about the mask thing. He clearly didn't listen to anything I said in the piece because he's not that smart.

But he's a huge sellout now and a clown and a joker. And he's a wuss, too. He likes to talk about how he took karate when he was a kid and he'll kick someone in the kneecaps. Howard Stern, your redheaded stepsister, could take Howard Stern in a fight. Believe me. He your red-headed stepsister could take howard stern in a in a fight believe me the guy he's like i i love his line too he always brings up this line like he grew up in a black neighborhood all right what does that mean who who cares what does that

what does that have anything to do with it he says that all the time so stern's a huge sellout and i only bring it up in light of what i'm going to talk about next which is kamala harris's litany of lies in the speech yesterday which was awful that that she gave with Joe Biden. The speech she gave was just all lies. I'm going to go through that and debunk each one, but Stern piles on. And the reason I bring this up is because a lot of stupid people have microphones, stupid people like Stern, who's a moron now. He's a totally discredited sellout. who's a moron now he's he's a totally discredited sellout he used to actually stand for something even though he was said crazy stuff i don't know if you know this but howard stern once ran for governor in new york and he ran on common sense stuff that people were like yeah that makes sense

i don't know many of you don't remember this i remember it was like it was yesterday i don't he ran for governor for a limited period of time. Then they wanted like his tax returns or his income and he bailed out. But he ran for governor and one of his lines was this, hey, why are we sitting in traffic all day in New York if you could just do this construction at midnight? Everybody was like, genius. And midnight construction became a thing, largely because Stern brought it up. He used to take a position on guns that wasn't him kissing the butt of Hollywood lips. He'd say, listen, I'm trying to stay out of politics, but people should have the right to defend themselves,

was kind of his position on guns. He's a hardcore leftist now. What do I mean? Let me look at this article, big sellout Stern and stupid people with microphones, again, who make other people believe that this stuff is all true. So here's an article in the radical left-wing rag, the Daily News.

Howard Stern slams Trump and the once beautiful Postal Service. Says we're a third world country now. Wonders how there's no revolution in the streets. What? Stern is blaming Trump for the problems with the Postal Service before the election?

Trump. Does Stern even watch the news or is he too involved with telling people how he's going to kneecap people from his Ishan Roo karate class he took in seventh grade? I took Ishan Roo karate. Some of that stuff's pretty good. Machida actually showed us the benefits of karate in the UFC. Stern doesn't. Here's a quote from the Daily News piece about Stern. This is more more about i'm going to get to another celebrity minute again stupid people with microphones who make you believe that yeah it's definitely trump that screwed up the postal service from the daily news piece trump's

calling uh stern's insisting that trump would be he would be a traitor he says if it's the president this is the daily news piece excuse me if it's the president's hope to get re-elected of the postal service, Stern said, quote, that would be an act of being a traitor to this country. Now, listen, I get Howard's not, I know he's not that bright. I get that. Honestly, folks, I never thought in a million years I'd be on the other side of a Howard Stern story and knocking the guy because I really, I grew up with his insanity on the radio. A lot of it was funny. A lot of it was stupid. Most of it was irreverent and definitely wouldn't forget it. Today, he'd be canceled in a minute. But this man has a microphone and millions of people who listen

and he's calling Trump a traitor or insisting he could be a traitor because it's trump's fault that the postal service can't get their heads out of their cabooses and manage their own postal servicing did he miss this video in the last what joe three years of president trump calling out the postal service mismanagement. Did he miss all of that? No, he probably did because he probably doesn't even watch the news. He's probably too busy reading People magazine or whatever it may be. But here's just recently, the other day, President Trump appointing someone new to oversee the Postal Service

because they've been a mismanagement disaster. But Stern missed all of this. Check this out. They want $25 billion for the post office because of this. And remember, the new man who is a great person, a great businessman, just got there a little while ago. The post office has been run poorly for many, many decades. Great people in the post office, incredible people, but they've had very bad leadership for many years. So we'll get it straightened out. But they turned down this bill because they want radical left agenda items that nobody in their right mind would approve. So they want $25 billion

for the post office. All he had to do, by the way, Howard, who has a microphone, and you may say, oh, Dan, he's a shock jock, whatever. He's got an audience of millions of people, one of the largest in the history of terrestrial and now satellite radio. The man practically created the shock jock market, him and Don Imus. If you don't know, then just shut up. If you don't know anything, just don't talk about it. Yeah, because that's what people will say.

Oh, what do you expect, Howard? He's not a politician. You expect him to know the details about Trump in the post office? Yeah, if you're going to talk about it. Joe, what are some topics we don't talk about in this show often? We talk about sports. When was the last time you and I covered a sports story? Maybe never? Yeah, maybe Kaepernick kneeling why because folks i don't watch the nfl anymore i don't know anything i have no idea i you know i was a raiders fan i like the

ravens i couldn't even tell you one player on either one of those teams i don't know so i shut my mouth i don't listen to stern anymore ever since he's become a lunatic. So I don't comment on his show unless his show creeps up on my feed like I saw yesterday with the Daily News article. With his direct quote. And then I had to go back and listen to make sure I wasn't misinterpreting what he said. Because it's called research. Stern might want to try it sometime. Stupid people with microphones. We actually do homework.

You want to see another stupid person with an audience? This is a real tweet, by the way. Remember Jamie Lee Curtis? Yeah. Remember Halloween? Jamie Lee Curtis. Remember that Jamie Lee Curtis? This is an actual tweet from Jamie Lee Curtis. Remember that Jamie Lee Curtis? This is an actual tweet from Jamie Lee Curtis.

Leave this up. I'm not kidding. This is an actual tweet. At Jamie Lee Curtis, there's a photo of a US Postal Service truck on the back of a flatbed. Meaning what, Joe? It probably broke down.

Probably not hard to believe, considering the Postal Service has been mismanaged forever. Says, I swear, this is her tweet, in broad daylight, the driver of the red truck had a red cap on with white letters. The flatbed's a red truck with the Postal Service van on the back. Conspiracy?

Outright attempt at stealing the election by the- Holy smokes. Holy cow. Don't hold this down. I got to finish this. Outright attempt at stealing the election by denying the access of the Postal Service? Let's not let it happen joe biden dude do you have motley

come on dude that's a double at minimum you gotta fire that one Jamie Lee Curtis again stupid people with audiences insinuating that a flatbed driver is stealing a postal service truck impact the election because he may have had a red hat on a MAGA hat maybe with white letters she doesn't even say it's a MAGA hat she says it's a red hat with white letters maybe it's a Cincinnati say it's a MAGA hat. She says it's a red hat with white letters. Maybe it's a Cincinnati Reds baseball cap. You ever think about that? You ever think about that? I hate the word cap, baseball hat.

I never liked that. Well, why? It's like pantry. I can't stand those words. You ever think maybe, Joe, just may, Occam's razor, right? Given all potential explanations for a problem, always accept the one that requires the least amount of assumptions.

Occam's razor, otherwise known as keep it simple, stupid, right? So given all possible explanations, number one, that the postal service truck may have broken down and therefore the flatbed truck guy is towing the truck to a location to have it repaired. That requires you to assume very little, Joe. It requires you to assume what? That the truck broke down. Not a difficult assumption,

considering we probably mismanaged the Postal Service forever. Jamie Lee Curtis violating Occam's razor, the keep it simple, stupid axiom. It's like, no, no, no. This could be a, the red hats are coming. You're not the red coats.

The red hats are coming. The red hat army of Trump conspirators, what, stole a red flatbed, went and stole the post. You got to assume now the postal service postman or postwoman operator

gave the truck up voluntarily and didn't report it. There was nothing on the news about a stolen postal truck. So you got to operate, gave the truck up voluntarily and didn't report it. There was nothing on the news about a stolen postal truck. So you had to assume, I don't know, he gave it up voluntarily and he hasn't reported it yet. You have to assume all these things. This is insane.

The red hats are coming. They're stealing postal trucks everywhere. The election. Folks, stupid people with microphones that way it may have been a trip that was a borderline triple muddling all right listen i'm gonna before i get let me get to my second sponsor because we're loaded today it's a big show i want to get to kamala harris's speech yesterday i'm sorry i know i don't usually start the show with that kind of stuff, but we have an election coming up and millions of people are reading the social media accounts and listening to

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So Kamala Harris and Joe Biden on the new Harris-Biden ticket. Yeah, it's Harris-Biden. Please stop saying Biden-Harris. It's the Harris-Biden ticket. Biden is an empty vessel. I'll get to a Babylon B or a Glacier, but it's the Harris-Biden ticket. Harris will be the de facto president, okay? So on this show, it'll be the Harris-Biden ticket. Harris will be the de facto president, okay? So on this show, it'll be the Harris-Biden ticket because that's what it is.

So they were introduced to America yesterday, dutifully walking out, one of the most cringeworthy moments I've ever seen. Of course, the speech was celebrated by the left-wing media. The speech Joe Biden gave where he repeatedly lied and the speech Kamala Harris gave, which I don't know if she said anything that was actually true.

Media was like, it was awesome. She's the best, the future. A star is born again. Remember yesterday's show? Tell me something good. There we go. The star is born was back yesterday, despite the fact that she got almost no votes in the Democratic primary. As I said on Hannity's show last night, it's not that Republicans rejected Kamala Harris. I'm a Republican. I can't vote in a Democrat primary. Democrats in's not that Republicans rejected Kamala Harris. I'm a Republican. I can't vote in a Democrat primary. Democrats in the Democrat primaries rejected Kamala Harris to the point she didn't even make it to Iowa. Remember that?

She dropped out before the Iowa caucus because Democrats disliked her. We didn't even get a say. It wasn't our primary. It was theirs. Here's a great piece of National Review. Be up in the show notes today, bongino.com slash newsletter.

If you want to subscribe to our newsletter, the show notes, same thing. I use the terms interchangeably. This is a really great article. Kyle Smith, national review. Kamala Harris lies repeatedly in first speech and by as Biden's running me.

Now I'm going to lay out the lies. And then at the end, let me not forget here because sometimes I get into stuff and I forget, and it really kind of ticks me off. Let me be clear what I'm not doing here. I'm going to debunk these lies because you need to understand the truth, because you need to debate your liberal friends, not because you're going to change their minds. You're not.

As Paula said this morning, it was a great point she made before the show. She goes, Dan, you do these shows about lies and the Democrats, and it doesn't matter. The media is going to repeat the lie anyway. No one's going to call them out, and they're just going to repeat the same lie again. It doesn't matter. It does matter. She's right about that. She's not wrong, but it does matter. Because remember, you're not arguing with your liberal friends or the media. They lie on purpose. They know they're lying. They don't care if you call them out. You're arguing on Facebook and you're debating in public and you're knocking on doors and telling people the truth because you hope there's a third party listening, not that

liberal. They don't really care. They lie on purpose. But there's someone listening in that third party that will be persuaded and realize that you have the facts and the liberals never do. I'm going to get to after this though, how this is very transactional now. And I don't think this is going to impact liberals at all, but it's important to get the truth out. So let's go to lie number one yesterday. Again, an easily debunked discredited lie, which she'll repeat a thousand times over. Kamala Harris said yesterday, the president's mismanagement of the pandemic has plunged us into the worst, excuse me, economic crisis since the Great Depression, Kamala Harris said. Well, that's false. Ladies and gentlemen, it's categorically false. Kyle Smith from National Review goes on, the pandemic and its associated lockdowns,

not the president, are responsible for the economic contraction. Folks, that's obvious. Is that not obvious? I mean, what kind of an idiot doesn't understand that? Of course, Kamala Harris, she's not dumb. She's just lying. Trump did it? It was the plague. It goes on. By the way, Donald Trump is not the president of the Eurozone, which suffered through an even more dire economic

contraction in the second quarter, minus 40% annualized against the minus 32% in the United States. She's just not telling you the truth. The economy was motoring and firing on all cylinders outside of the debt problem before this plague imposed upon us from China, before it hit.

Harris knows that, but she's just repeating it anyway. That's an easily discredited hoax. That's an easy one. This one's even more brazen. Lie number two, where you scratch your head and you're like,

does she even watch the news or is she like Stern getting the news from the National Enquirer? Actually, the National Enquirer has pegged more stories. I said, let me take that back. I'm not even kidding. The National Enquirer has pegged more stories. I said, let me take that back. I'm not even kidding.

The National Enquirer actually broke the John Edwards story. So scratch that. They're very reliable compared to the mainstream media. Getting it from like the Babylon Bee, which is intentional satire. She says yesterday, Kamala Harris, in the litany of lies speech. She said, just look at where Trump and Pence have gotten us. Millions of kids who cannot go back to school, Harris said. Wait, come to me for a second.

Wait, what? Again, Senator Harris, do you even watch the news? Do you do the newsy thing? Because there's only two options. It's Trump and Pence keeping your kids out of school, our kids out of school. There's only two potential solutions to this or answers to this obvious absurdity.

Number one, she's just blatantly lying. Or number two, again, she's too silly to figure it out. That's not the truth. Go back to that, please. Number two, again, she's too silly to figure it out. That's not the truth. Go back to that, please. Number two. National Review, quote, wrong. It's not Trump's decision whether kids go back to school because the federal government doesn't run schools. And he has urged the schools to reopen.

Did she miss all that? The primary reason kids cannot go back to school is opposition from teachers unions. The second largest teachers union is threatening to strike if schools reopen. Again, she will repeat this lie that Trump caused the economic contraction,

not the pandemic. The second lie that it's Trump and Pence getting in the way of your kids going back to school, despite the fact that a basic interweb search, if you get the joke,

would show you that is absolutely categorically false. And the opposite is true. 180 degree difference from what she's telling you. She doesn't care because out of the two options, she's a real liar or she's really stupid. She's not really stupid. We know that. That may make people feel good to say she's really stupid. She know that. That may make people feel good to say, she's really stupid. She's not.

She's just deliberately lying, hoping that you'll buy it. And when I say you, I mean swayable independent voters whose votes may still be up in the air. She's not trying to sway liberals. You understand

what I'm trying to get at here? Liberals know she's lying to them. They don't care. They are transactional. That's it. They're not ethical. I'm not talking about all liberals or all Democrats. I want to be clear because there are some who do care. Just like there

are some conservatives who care when other politicians say things that aren't true. The radical left and a lot of the liberals who teeter with them don't care at all that this is an easily discredited lie. They're transactional.

They want a transaction to take place. The morals and ethics of it are irrelevant. The transaction is they want President Joe Biden to take over for former President Donald J. Trump. Whatever they have to do to get there is what they'll do. Morals and ethics be damned.

Here's the third lie. You're like, the speech wasn't that long. No, no, it goes on. There were more. I'm just giving you four. Kyle Smith, National Review. Kamala Harris said yesterday, the virus has impacted almost every country, but there's a reason it has hit America worse than any other advanced nation

because of Trump's failure to take it seriously. Okay, so there's a premise in this. The premise is what? That we have been hit worse than any other advanced nation. You saw the quote. I just read it to you. Her line, her quote, not mine. So again, either Kamala Harris is a liar or is really dumb. Well, we know she's not really dumb, which means she's a liar because that's not what happened. It hasn't hit us worse than any other advanced country. Back to the piece. Wrong. Several advanced nations have suffered more fatalities

per million than the United States. Belgium, the UK, Spain, Italy, Sweden. Donald Trump is not in charge of any of these countries. Last time I checked, UK, Belgium, Sweden. Yeah, yeah, Trump, no. Trump, United States, Sweden. She, yeah, Trump, no. Trump, United States, Sweden.

She's just making that up. She's lying because she's very good at it. That's how she got where she is. She's lied repeatedly. Repeatedly over and over and over. Again, if you're a liberal, I understand this doesn't bother you. And you may say, well, Trump's lied to ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Trump has said things that aren't true.

Every single politician has. I'm not suggesting to you that in this transactional time where people's political goals supersede everything, that this is going to alter any liberals mind. I'm simply telling you, if you are an independent out there listening to this show, or you're debating a liberal, there may be someone who will be swayed because none of this stuff is actually true. Let me go to the last one. And you can read this piece again up at our show notes today.

And I encourage you to Harris said yesterday, quote six years ago. In fact, we had a different health crisis. It was called Ebola. We all remember that pandemic. We do. You remember the Ebola pandemic?

I don't remember that. It says, quote, incorrect. Ebola was an outbreak, not a pandemic, according to the World Health Organization. Right. Joe, do you remember anyone with Ebola? No, not on my block, no? No, not on my block. No.

Not on mine either. It was serious. It did make its way to the United States. It was a Dallas hospital that had a case. Yeah. Yeah. But there was no pandemic of Ebola. It was an outbreak of Ebola.

It was particularly bad in certain African countries, which did make it over here. But why is Harris lying about this too? Again, an easily refuted, easily discredited, easily debunked fact. Ebola was not a pandemic because, of course, Barack Obama was in charge. And when Obama was in charge and Biden was his vice president, everything they did was gold, including handling the Ebola pandemic, which was not a pandemic. Terrible. These people lie all the time. They lie all the time. It was an outbreak. They want to make it out like they handled this dramatic situation,

and they crushed it, Biden and Obama. It's not what happened. Ron Klain, who was the Ebola czar, who is now one of their trusted advisors on these policies, Ron Klain screwed the whole thing up. All right. I got a loaded show. Am I a half hour in already? Sheesh.

Time flies. What do we got next? Oh, this is a half hour in already? Sheesh. Time flies. What do we got next? Oh, this is a good, I'm going to get to this. Let me get to my third sponsor, but I got to, this spy in the White House. Remember that Charlie episode that got removed from? Oh, yeah. Was it? Who took it down?

Was it YouTube who took it down? It was, yeah, YouTube. They took it down and made it private. That Charlie episode had a lot of this stuff in there. This is going to be good stuff. You're not going to want to miss this. Great article by Julie Kelly at American Greatness about potential spies in the White House and the same names creeping up again. All right. Today's show also brought to you by my friends at Parler. Ladies and gentlemen,

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So folks, there's a great article in American Greatness by Julie Kelly, who does some really terrific work. She has a book out, too. And we opened up the show, the theme of today's show. I try to keep some thematic element that runs through the entire show here, is how do you know Democrats are lying? Again, their lips are moving.

That's how you know they're lying. They lie all the time. I start to wonder sometimes, what's the difference between Russian propagandists trying to impact their election and a certain small portion of the Democrat Party that repeats their propaganda? I don't, I'm seriously, when it comes to elect,

what's the difference? You're using propaganda to impact an election. So are the Russians you claim to hate. Collusion with the Russians. They're doing it it again now here's this piece by julie kelly i can't encourage you in strong enough terms to read it's excellent russian collusion perps target johnson what is this article about i'm going to use a few screenshots from it here's what's going on senator ron johnson from wisconsin who got beat up a little bit on Hugh Hewitt's show as a conservative because we want to know where the subpoenas are, why people aren't, which is a fair question for Hugh Hewitt to ask. Senator Ron Johnson's on a committee that can do something about it.

Johnson's generally a pretty good guy, though, and I think he's working pretty hard on another story you really need to know. He is a Republican from Wisconsin. What is he doing? hard on another story you really need to know he is a republican from wisconsin what is he doing he's investigating joe biden's kid and their role in this barisma scandal that's not how the investigation started they didn't seek to investigate hunter biden and the kids they were looking at some foreign interference items and it happened to creep up that joe biden's got a very suspicious past with his son in both China and Ukraine. Everybody knows that. Johnson's been looking into it and he's finding some really disturbing things

about Hunter Biden's business relationships and Joe Biden's interference in those business relationships on Hunter Biden's behalf in Ukraine. We all know the story. Biden, Hunter Biden, Joe's kid, while he's vice president, gets a very lucrative appointment to a Ukrainian natural gas company. There's some allegations of wrongdoing. All of a sudden, the investigation gets squashed. Joe Biden's on tape saying the investigator looking into his son's company needs to be fired. You've seen all that. Very simple in a nutshell description of what happened. So what happens? Democrats, again, how do you know they're lying? Because they're talking. All of a sudden, Johnson may be onto something. And he's saying, I'm going to release this report in September about what went on here. Uh-oh. Democrats are like, what? What do we do now?

What do you mean Johnson's going to release a report about all our malfeasance through Biden overseas collusion and all that stuff? We were blaming that on Republicans. So they go right back to the go-to, which is what Ron Johnson must be colluding with the Russians, putting out Ukrainian misinformation. They don't again, back to my point. They don't care. They got caught lying about the collusion hoax. They're just going to trot it out again because nobody's going to stop them except us. The mainstream media will eat it up. I'm going to show you in a minute a Russian noted Russian collusion hoaxer, disgraced TV host, Nicole Wallace at MSNBC, an embarrassment to humankind. I'm going to show doing Russia's work on TV no different than that

in a second. But let me go to the screenshot from Julie Kelly's piece, which you really should read. It describes what Johnson's doing and how the Democrats are trying to stop him by saying, no, no, Ron Johnson's going to expose the Bidens. That's that's the Russians. Clowns, clown time. Quote from Julie Kelly's piece, American Greatness. Since impeachment failed to permanently closet the biden's ukrainian skeletons democrats are now calling the hail mary play joe russian collusion

it's back to thwart republican efforts to expose the presidential candidates dirty dealings before election day get a load of this in july at the same time ron johnson ramped up his inquiry top democratic lawmakers, including Pelosi, requested an FBI briefing, Joe, over alleged fears that Congress appears to be a target of a concerted foreign interference campaign which seeks to launder and amplify disinformation in order to influence congressional activity.

Okay, this is colossal BS, which stands for bull, you get the rest. What's happening here? Remember those tapes? Oh, yeah, the tapes of Joe Biden on tape? Oh, yeah, yeah. Discussing with the Ukrainian President Poroshenko, some very shady stuff on tape. No one's disputing, by the way, the authenticity of those tapes.

No one. We played some of them on this show. No one's disputing, by the way, the authenticity of those tapes. No one. We played some of them on this show. Well, they were released by a Ukrainian lawmaker. And the Democrats are now alleging, Joe, he's doing Russia's work. Notice what they do. They don't dispute. They don't dispute in any way the authenticity of the tapes that Biden is on tape discussing with the Ukrainian president

some very shady dealings about the prosecutor looking into his son. They don't discuss the tapes at all. The story becomes about who gave Johnson the tapes or who put them out there. And that's definitely Russian collusion. And idiots in the media suck it right up. They suck it right up. Here is the triumvirate of idiots, the three stooges of stupid. They suck it right up. Here is the triumvirate of idiots, the three stooges of stupid. Swamp rats in the intelligence community, media folks, and the blue checkmark brigade on Twitter that spreads this stuff around, the disinformation specialists. That's the triumvirate of stupid, the three stooges of dopiness.

You don't believe me? Here's Nicole Wallace, who knows full well the tapes of Joe Biden discussing the firing of a prosecutor looking into his son and the company he works for in Ukraine for a very lucrative contract. The tapes doesn't discuss the tapes at all because they're devastating. They make the story about how the tapes made it into the American media, suggesting this is definitely Russia inclusion totally made up here's nicole wallace embarrassment to humankind again doing the work of the russians trying to impact an election by putting out this absurdity check this out the intelligence community has reached an assessment that they have uh briefed to congress and made public. And it says this. Russia is actively working to, quote, denigrate Joe Biden. My question for you is Ron Johnson, senator from Wisconsin, is also actively working to denigrate Joe Biden. Are they in cahoots? I don't know if they're in cahoots, but a senator, an American citizen has the right to participate in the political process. The former KGB operative, Vladimir Putin, does not have the right.

It is unlawful and it is a violation of national security. Notice what he does there. The commentators at Jeremy Bash and media hack Nicole Wallace, notice what they do. Again, this is about the tapes of Joe Biden speaking about very shady things on tape with a Ukrainian lawmaker. They make it about who the tapes came from and then they lie about it. And the guy says, the commentator who either doesn't know anything, so he's either really dumb or a liar. You know he's not dumb, so he's just a liar. Who says Vladimir Putin has no right to participate. Those tapes

didn't come from Putin. It came from a Ukrainian dirt cash. They didn't come from everybody knows that he knows that he's just lying to you. Because again, the story, which is really about this report, Ron Johnson's going to issue is everybody. Joe, you get what I'm talking about? Ron Johnson's going to issue a report in September about Joe Biden's malfeasance in Ukraine, which is going to be really, really bad folks. The money trail's ugly. What Joe Biden's kid did there is ugly. What Joe Biden did to force out a prosecutor investigating his kid's company is ugly, and the tapes are devastated. There's going to be a report. They don't want the story about the report. They want the story about a lie. It's already been debunked, the Russian collusion lie.

They don't care that it's been debunked they're just gonna trot it out again and they're gonna overlay it on the ukraine story no no putin gave us the tapes he did you have any evidence of that jeremy no i have none but these idiots in the media fell for it last time the collusion hoax so we'll just do it again hey just for transparency dan i took two uh two seconds of dead air out of that uh didn't change yeah i took two seconds of dead air out oh well thank you that's good see i don't want you so we did not edit for content at all though just to be clear absolutely not good we just don't want to bore you with dead air thank you that's important to know because no and you know why that's important because some media lunatic will be like, they edited that selectively. Yes. Here's

what we took out. Hold on folks. That's what we took out. That's two seconds. That's it. But it's a good point. They selectively edited that. Idiots. You see what they do? The Russian collusion hoax. Again, they don't care. You'd be like, there's no way they're going to do the PP stuff again. Why? Why wouldn't they do it again? These people are propagandists. They're no different than Russian propagandists trying to hurt our election. How are they any different? They know they're lying to you. Those tapes didn't come from Putin. It came from a Ukrainian. They don't care. Believe it or not, the story gets worse. worse now showing you again how intelligence community

swamp rats the media and the blue check mark brigade on twitter how they work together how the the the swampiness just oozes and connects the sinewy connections between all of them. They needed something official to promote the collusion hoax again. Say, why, Dan, if they're going to lie? No, no, they want at least the patina of truth. They want to be able to cite something. So what was, you don't believe me? After Trump wins the election, what comes out that shows that the Russian collusion PP stuff was real?

Oh, remember the intelligence community assessment? 17 agencies say Trump colluded with Russians. Why didn't it affect the election to help Trump? Remember that? It was all fake. It was based on the dossier. It was fake, okay? That was fake.

The ICA was based on fake information. Stephen McIntyre on Twitter, at Climate Audit, has been doing incredible work on how the ICA, the intelligence failures were legion. It was fake, but it gave everything to Patina, the coding, the texture of truth.

No, no, Joe, 17 agencies said Russia colluded to help Trump. It must be real. They're going to go back to It must be real. Yeah. They're going to go back to this now to stop Ron Johnson. Keep in mind the goal. They have to stop Ron Johnson for putting this report out. So they're going to say he's colluding with the Russians.

None of that is true. It's totally, completely false and made up. But they need some, again, layer of truth, some official document to make it seem like it's happening. And what surfaces magically? Oh, my gosh. One of the same players involved in the Spygate scandal, Bill Evanina's name surfaces again. They issue this report. Let's go to screenshot two from the American Greatness piece.

Amazing how these names keep creeping up. We assess the Russians using a range of measures to primarily denigrate former Vice President Biden. Oh, my gosh. This is a direct quote. And what is seen as an anti-Russia establishment concluded Bill Evanina. Oh, remember him? Bill Evanina. Yeah.

Director of the National Counterintelligence and Security Center. Where does that name come from? Bill Evanina. My gosh. Haven't we heard that name before? Yes, you have, folks. Yes, you have. So the Democrats have a problem.

Ron Johnson understands what Biden did over there in Ukraine. They got tapes. The Democrats have to make up another story to crush the original story that Biden has a problem in Ukraine. The new story will be it's not Biden's problem in Ukraine. That's Russian disinformation, and they're colluding with Republicans. Same story they had before. Problem number three, how do we make this seem real? Let's issue this counterterrorism center report from Bill Evanina saying,

no, the Russians definitely are trying to hurt Vice President Biden. Who's Bill Evanina? Let's go to this CNS News. This is from April of 2019. Story will be in the show notes so sometimes we put in old stories there because they're new again susan jones new stroke page text raised questions about fbi attempts to surveil the trump transition team so bill evanina who released that report there you're like i know i've heard his name before what does it have to do with this

article in cns well in this cns news article you're going to see some texts from Lisa Page and Peter Stroke of the FBI, who were two investigators, an investigator and a lawyer involved in the spying operation on Donald Trump. And you'll see this first text, which is really suspicious. Now, keep in mind when they're talking about Katie here, they're talking about, it's believed, they're talking about Katie's husband. Leave this up a moment here katie's husband is believed to be mike pence's chief of staff josh pitcock katie works for peter stroke

let me read the text and i'll explain in a minute later how this relates to evanina who conveniently provides the cover for them the russians are at it again quote this is a peter stroke text talking with bill do we want joe to go with go with Evanina instead of Charlie for a variety of reasons? Page, hmm, not sure. Would it be unusual to have him show up again? Maybe another agent from the team? Stroke, or he's the, quote, CI guy. Same, might make sense.

He can assess if there's any news questions or accused or different demeanor if katie's husband is there he can see if there are people we can develop for potential relationships so just to be clear bill evanina who conveniently issues a report about the russians trying to degrade mike pence right as the Democrats release nonsense from Pelosi that the Russians are working with Republicans to denigrate Pence. Totally made up. The guy who issues the report is the same guy referenced in a text about sending a team over to the White House to spy on Vice President-elect Pence. Those texts are in November of 2016 during the transition, just days after Trump wins the election. He's the

President-elect. Pence is the Vice President-elect. They're talking about discussing with Bill Evanina, the same guy who issues the new dossier number three. We had dossier number one. Dossier number two is the intelligence community assessment. 17 days. Dossier number three we had dossier number one dossier number two is the intelligence community assessment 17 days dossier number three is now the new national counterintelligence assessment the russians are definitely trying to hurt biden this is what they do it is the official document the media needs to run with a bs story every single time it's the same lie over and over and over and who puts it out Bill Evanina, the same guy they're talking to about sending a spy, the CI guy, counterintelligence guy, to go spy on Mike Pence and to use Katie's husband to do it. Katie is a woman believed to be a woman, Katie, who worked for Peter Stroh.

Her husband was the vice president's old chief of staff. It's believed to be Josh Pitcock. Do you believe this? This is the, now, a fair question, and I'm not going to let this go. I know where you're going with this, and you're very smart. Joe, I know you're thinking this now, too. Why does Trump not fire these guys? Evanina, why are these guys still around?

Trotting out the same scandal. Make up a hoax to cover for a Democrat scandal. Russian collusion. Issue an official document from some agency where the top of it at least is filled with swamp rats. And then use that official document to perpetrate the lie. Why are these people still around? Ladies and gentlemen, the answer is I don't know.

I don't know. I'm not here to put lipstick on anything. I just don't know. I can only hope in a second term that these people are shown the exit on day one. What is this guy still doing here? Holy Moses. There's another text, by the way. Let's go to text number two.

Again, Evanina is involved in this whole thing. They're talking to him about this. He's the one issuing new reports now about collusion text number two from the CNS piece here's Lisa Page again should I ask Andy, talking about Andy McCabe deputy director of the FBI better

or does Bill want to reach out to Andy Stroke says I told him I'm sure we could ask you to make the swap if we thought it was smart it's not until Monday so Bill can always discuss with him tomorrow. Bill's assumed to be Bill Price step, who's running the hoist of Peter

Strokes boss. Discuss with who? Comey? Evanina? What did Evanina know? Why is Evanina still issuing these reports? You have no evidence whatsoever. Evanina's, The evidence he's citing is a Ukrainian lawmakers exposing of the Biden tapes. He's not Russian. We're not supposed to listen to the tapes of Biden

engaged in a potentially one of the biggest scandals in modern times, trying to get a prosecutor fired, investigating his son's company, who was conveniently appointed to a board in a company Biden's overseeing as part of his portfolio as vice president. We're not supposed to listen to tapes because what? Bill Evanina said this is disinformation. How is it disinformation? Are the tapes wrong? I'm not, don't confuse what I'm saying either.

Don't confuse for a second me suggesting these Ukrainian lawmakers or anyone giving us this information have our best interest in mind. Joe, I want to be clear on this. Okay. Yeah. And to our audience, these guys are all mercenary. Everybody's got their own interests in mind. The Ukrainians, the Russians, the United States, the Democrats, the Republicans, everybody's mercenary in this. I'm simply suggesting to you that the story should be about the information on those tapes with Biden and the things we know to be facts, the motives we can discuss at a later date.

But unless you're telling me the Biden tapes are fake, Hunter Biden wasn't in fact appointed to Burisma, he was. The prosecutor wasn't fired. He was. And that Biden isn't on tape talking about the prosecutor being fired, looking into his son's company. He was. Then we can chat.

Until then, take the zipper, put it over your mouth and shut your pie hole because you're just making stuff up. You're attributing motives you're not even sure about to ignore information we know to be facts. Do you get the difference? I'm not saying these people are good people they're great people should trust them with our kids our car and our wives that's not what i'm saying i'm telling you you're ignoring facts the biden tapes for a speculative story that ron johnson's colluding with the russians based on no

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Happened earlier in the day before we started preparing for the show. I'll have more details on tomorrow's show, but this is a really big deal. Again, President Trump announcing earlier in the day a peace deal between Israel and the United Arab Emirates. It's just enormous. All right, let me get to my last sponsor. Then I've got a video at the end of, again, Biden just repeating a long discredited debunked lie. It's just infuriating. Frustrating. All right. Today's final sponsor, our friends at iTarget. Listen, self-reliance matters. 2020 has shown us that. We've seen

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throughout the show they lie we've just shown it they lie all the time repeatedly over and over again because they know the mainstream media won't call them out whether it's the collusion hoax there was an ebola pandemic trump's keeping your kid out of schools trump's called the uh white supremacists and charlottesville fine people a lie. I mean, an obvious, they'll repeat it over and over again because that's what Democrats do. And then they use language prisons to stop you from calling the lie out. What do I mean by language prisons? We discuss it on the show often, but if you dare to call Kamala Harris out like we did on today's show today, because I don't care about any of that.

We do what we want on the show and we tell the truth. But if you dare to call her out, Joe, what are you? Obviously, you're a racist. Racist. And a misogynist too, obviously. That's right. So it's a language prison. Whatever you say about Kamala Harris, it won't be about her lies yesterday.

It'll be about the language you use to call her lies out. Did you say she's ambitious? Because that's misogynistic. Did you call her nasty? Because if you called her nasty, you are definitely a misogynistic. Did you call her nasty? Because if you called her nasty, you are definitely a misogynist pig. Again, it's a language prison. They want to keep you in a language prison. So you become so concerned about how you describe Kamala Harris's litany of lies that you don't dare broach the topic because you're afraid of being called what?

A racist or a misogynist. We'll talk about it however we damn well please. Showing you how we've documented the lies, but the language prison police are at it again. Here is discredited far left lunatic at CNN, Jeffrey Toobin. I'm not even going to go into this guy's personal problems because it's a family friendly show. But Toobin, I don't know what his story,

he pretends to be an analyst. Here was him on his social media feed yesterday. He tweeted this out, which is hilarious because it took all of about five seconds to show how stupid this guy was with this tweet. He says, again, the language prison. This is how you're not allowed to describe Kamala Harris. He tweets out, please note the words nasty, shrill,

and strident are never used to describe male politicians ever joe ever you use them you're a misogynist well the great sean davis at the federalist who does terrific work probably took him all of about two minutes to go to jeffrey tubin's twitter feed and find out what Jeffrey Toobin tweeted this. We should be honest about federal judges. Judge Ellis is a nasty old crank. Judge Ellis. Judge Ellis is a dude. A dude.

A dude. Nasty old crank. Nasty. I thought, wait, Paula, can you put that back in just to be, I thought we're not allowed to call males nasty. That never happens. It only happens on your Twitter feed, Jeffrey Toobin. Nasty, Judge Ellis, but please work the words nasty are never used to describe.

No, you know what he'll say? Here's his out. Wait, Joe, here's his out. He'll say, no, no, that's a judge, not a politician. You can call a judge who's male nasty, but not a politician. If you, right, that's going to be his out. I could already tell him I'm already ahead of him.

So again, remember the two L's, the lies and the language prisons. They will lie to you over and over. And when you call them out on the lie and you say, gosh, that was a nasty lie, Kamala Harris said,

nasty, you're not allowed to say nasty. Nasty, that's definitely misogynistic. We'll say whatever we want. That's my code for the family-friendly version of it the double barrel you get it my regular viewers on youtube know what i you know what i did there so that's the language police added again well let's go back to one final lie and then we'll have to wrap up today tomorrow's show should be interesting. So Saturday. So we got a lot ahead.

Here is Joe Biden yesterday at his failed launch with Kamala Harris talking about the Charlottesville, what happened. Remember back in Charlottesville and then Trump gave a speech after Charlottesville? Here's Biden again, repeating a thoroughly discredited lie. He doesn't even care. He doesn't even care. Here's Biden. It was a wake-up call for all of us as a country.

For me, it was a call to action. My father used to say, silence is complicity. Not original to him, but he believed it. At that moment, I knew I couldn't stand by and let Donald Trump, a man who went on to say when asked about what he thought, he said there were very fine people on both sides, quote, very fine people on both sides. No president of the United States of America has ever said anything like that. Number one, this guy's just a liar. His father never told him that. I can almost guarantee you he just totally made that up. And Joe Biden was going to run

for president before Charlottesville ever happened. Nothing he told you there was true. But see the implication in his speech there. That again, Donald Trump called white supremacists very fine people.

This is what he said this in his ad. And the implication there yesterday, of course, is Donald Trump is a racist. They'll do this over and over. Dan, that's not a lie. You'll say, come on, Dan. I've heard this over and over. Of course, Donald Trump called white supremacists very fine people.

The Democrats have said it. Media folks have insisted it's true. Well, Joe, there'd be an easy way to figure that out, right? Surely there's a transcript of what Donald Trump said. Yeah. You've got pretty common sense, right? Not a trick question. figure that out, right? Surely there's a transcript of what Donald Trump said. Yeah. You have pretty common sense, right? Not a trick question. You would think, oh, here we go.

We have the actual transcript right here. Because again, we do facts and stuff. So here's a direct quote. That's what quotation marks mean, Libs. Here's a direct quote of what Donald Trump said about Charlottesville. Quote, I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists because they should be condemned totally. But you had many people in that group other than the neo-Nazis

and white nationalists, okay? And the press has treated them absolutely unfairly. Now, in the other group also, you also had some fine people, but you also had some troublemakers, and you see them come with black outfits and with helmets and with baseball bats. You had a lot of bad people in the other group, too. End quote. Quotation marks. For the liberals listening, that means that's what he exactly said. That's his verbatim transcript.

So other than the fact where he, quote, completely condemns. Neo Nazis and white nationalists. Other than that, your story is absolutely true. They just made it up. You understand that, right? But again, nobody will ever call Biden out on this, ever, other than conservative media, hat tip Joel Pollack from Breitbart, by the way, who posted, and I retweeted his tweet, posted, thankfully, the actual transcript for these knuckleheads who will continue to repeat this nonsense story that is, in fact, total garbage. All right, on a lighter note, last story. I saw this at the Babylon Bee yesterday. Babylon Bee is a satire site. It's

like The Onion. It's very, very funny. Sadly, some of their headlines, which are meant to be satire, humor, comedy. Sadly, some of their headlines actually turned out to be true later on. This was hilarious. Babylon Bee yesterday headline. Check this out. Report Kamala Harris already vetting VP pigs.

I'm just going to leave that one. Joe, I'm just leaving that one right there. All right, folks. Don't miss tomorrow's show. We'll be taping super early. We got a really long day. I'm not kidding. We are going to be bopping back and forth from Florida, North Carolina, New Jersey, all in the same day.

It's going to be a super long day. We hope to have that show. Thanks to the technical expertise of Drew and Joe on Saturday sometime afternoon, late afternoon, maybe evening, but please look out for it. We will be interviewing the owners of Attila's Gym and the Tattoo Factory in Apex, North Carolina. Two people fighting for their business lives, be able to feed their kids

in the middle of a pandemic that's not going away. So these are going to be important interviews. And I promised you I'd work out up at Attila's. Maybe we'll do some chin-ups, maybe some searcher squats. I don't know. Send me your suggestions. Maybe we'll do a little back,

little biceps maybe. Maybe I'll do my new old New York workout, chest and bice. What do you think? I actually do like, maybe workout, chest and bice. What do you think? I actually do like, maybe we'll do some deadlifting. What do you think, Paula? Some deadlifting. And I will be getting a tattoo.

I never intended. I was actually trying to get rid of some of my tattoos, but I'll be adding to the collection. It's not a joke. It's not a fake. I'm not messing with you. I said I'd do it. We're going to do it.

It's not going to be a stick-on. I promise you. It's not going to wash away. So, well, it varies paul is like i need it very small first we'll see we'll see how long we have all right folks thanks again for tuning in please subscribe to the show youtube.com slash bongino and on apple podcast those subscriptions are invaluable they are free they cost you nothing but they really help us move up in the charts we really appreciate it see you all tomorrow you just heard dan bongino