The Dan Bongino Show - New Bombshell CIA Story Surfaces (Ep 2232)

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

New bombshell story surfaces. In this episode, I cover the January 6th narrative and new revelations about the CIA. Is Jan. 6 the Political Winner Democrats Think It Is? Impeachment ‘Whistleblower’ Was in the Loop of Biden-Ukraine Affairs That Trump Wanted Probed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

get ready to hear the truth about america on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host dan bongino he always tells me by the way he's like you know everybody can hear you anyway i know it's a my hello i had some microphone i was just talking about this uh social media post i put out this morning on exit truth about joe biden's autobiography it's you got to check it out folks it's really amazing the guy was a letterman in sports, finished at the top of his class, three degrees, was a scholarship, raised in the Puerto Rican community. The black community was a civil rights activist, was raised in the Polish community. The Jewish community went to Saturday services, went to Sunday services twice, his own services, and then in the black church.

He had to clean oil slicks off his car growing up. He was a truck driver. And now we find out yesterday, folks, Evita was having a good time in the chat this morning with this reading you all. We find out yesterday that who knew his grandfather who had a nickname Uncle Bozy or something or Brozy. We're still trying to figure that out, he was eaten by cannibals off of New Guinea. That's crazy. That's a tough way to go out. I wonder if they used like adobo.

Did they season them first? Did they put them on what, you know, the roasting pits? Remember the Bugs Bunny cartoons growing up where they would tie them to bits and they would spin them around and roast them and stuff? Uncle Brozy, eaten by cannibals. Someone should do a Netflix show on that. What do you think? Like, remember that movie Alive with the Uruguayan rugby team?

They caught them and they have to eat each other. Someone should do a sequel to that. Alive 2 with Uncle Brosie. Part deux. Uncle Brosie gets eaten after heroically fighting a dogfight, apparently, and getting shot down. This is an amazing story. You got to love this guy.

He's the greatest asset to any campaign. I mean, the other campaign, not his own. He is. He's Trump's best asset, is Joe Biden. Now you see why I keep telling you, get this freaking guy out there. Stop telling him to get out there, Dan. Why? This is what happens.

He tells stories about his grandfather. Eaten. Eaten alive by cannibals. Folks, this actually happened. I'm going to get to it later. I'll tell you, man. I was out at a gate hot today. We were talking about a whole bunch of stuff. We were reminiscing about Guy coming on. Boy, the guy's been here over three years.

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joking about Joe Biden's cannibal story. The story's real, folks. I'm not that. If you didn't see it yet, you may have been busy last night. Most of you have real jobs. Unlike me, I have a fake job. The story about Joe Biden saying his grandfather was eaten by cannibals, I swear to you is real. I'll show you later. No, no, yeah. I'm sorry, Guy. Good point.

He had a quick. The story's not real. Joe Biden telling the story is real. Thank you. Thank you for. That's an important correction. So you got to fact check your own crew. That is correct.

But he did tell the story, which means inherently it's not real, okay? We'll get to that later. But I want to open up with something important. I just want to get through a few videos first. But yesterday was a really good news, bad news day. The Mayorkas impeachment made its way over to the Senate side. And a lot of Democrats were celebrating because they squashed it. This is not a bad thing for us,

if you know cutesy time is over. But just a couple quick things. Biden yesterday, again, the more you get this guy out there, this is a different story other than the cannibals, the best it gets for you. He's the best asset to Trump's campaign. A reporter finally asks him one of the best questions. Have you seen this too?

Folks, I was out at the Stewart's Sandbar last week. You know what's amazing? I live in a 50-50 county, Democrats and Republicans. I have yet to see a freaking Biden flag anywhere in the entire county. Listen to this reporter ask Joe Bryben exactly that. Check this out. When you drive around the area, you see a lot of Trump signs, not very many Biden signs. Do you feel like you're in trouble here? Well, you haven't been driving the right places, pal. I don't know what right places he wants them to drive, because like I said, you can look it up.

I live in Martin County, Florida. You know, I'm not afraid to tell anybody that. I love this place. But really, it's a 50-50 county. Almost perfectly 50-50, the way they voted here through the years. I haven't seen a Biden flag anywhere. Have you seen it? He's been traveling for Dungeons and Dragons.

He hasn't seen that shit anywhere either. Flesh and blood. That flesh and blood, I didn't want to say he plays flesh and blood. That means something totally different than Joe Biden. When he says you play flesh and blood, Joe Biden's getting hungry. Apparently he's got this cannibal thing going on. Here's another one. So I told you these are all about snapshots and contrast.

Here's just a quick VO for you here. I'll voice over this. Joe Biden goes in a Sheetz gas station and he's expecting a big, look at this. Everybody's like, who the fuck is this guy? Look at this guy. It's Reverend Kane from Poltergeist. Is this the Poltergeist part six?

Am I acting? The girl's like, the mom's smart. Stay away from that guy. It's Reverend Kane from Poltergeist. Is this the Poltergeist part six? Am I acting? The girl's like, the mom's smart. Stay away from that guy. He'll smell you. You don't look at these people sitting there not even getting up. They're like, look at this. Who's this loser? Is that the president?

Who's that dopey guy with the glasses? They're like, hey, what do you want? A sandwich? What do you want? This is embarrassing. And then the media. Do you hear the media lady? The audio on this.

Jim, if you can pull this up, it'd be great. The media lady, the wrangler, she's saying, get back, get back. You know why? I've done this before, folks. She's saying get back because she's so uncomfortable that one of these guys may say, like, fuck Joe Biden or let's go Brandon or something, that she doesn't want to take the chance or get caught on camera. That's 100% what that is. She's really saying that. Get back, get back.

Snapshots and soundbites, amigos. And let me tell you something. The snapshots ain't working out well for this guy. Freaking Reverend Cain. You're all gonna die. He needs that black hat. He needs the black hat. Look up Reverend Cain from Poltergeist.

Tell me I'm not right. They look exactly alike. All right, so yesterday was one of those classic kind of good news, bad news days. For those who may have missed it, the DHS secretary, Alejandro Mayorkas, I mean, clearly, clearly the worst DHS secretary we've ever had. And a guy I could make a strong case as a traitor to this country. A very strong case. He's opened up the border. He's done nothing about this invasion of the United States. He meets every single definition of a traitor to the United States. He has been impeached. So when someone's impeached throughout the history of the United

States, the Senate has a duty, a duty to conduct a trial. Not anymore. They sent the articles of impeachment over, and instead of a trial happening, Chuck Schumer and the Democrat scum over there decided we're just going to table this thing and say it's unconstitutional. Here's just a quick bite from Eric Schmidt, who's a relatively good senator over there, Republican, saying, hey, folks,

we've never done this shit before. And you want to play ball. Cutesy time is over. I've got a suggestion after this. I'm going to tell you why this isn't necessarily the worst thing in the world. If Republicans will grow some nuts, they got to grow, you know, the nuts first. They got to grow them little, you know, like a chia pet, some water, some fertilizer on there. Watch Eric Schmidt first. Never before in the history of our republic has the Senate dismissed or tabled articles of impeachment when the impeached individual was alive and had not resigned. As Senator Schumer said in 2020, quote, a fair trial has witnesses.

A fair trial has relevant documents as part of the record. A fair trial seeks the truth. Nothing more, nothing less. I will not assist Senator Schumer in setting our Constitution ablaze and bulldozing 200 years of precedent. Therefore, I object. Well, I'm glad he objected, but they were overruled and they lost. So now there's not going to be a trial for the first time ever. Now, for those of you listening to the show or maybe watching on Rumble, maybe you'll see where I'm going with this. I don't think this is the worst thing in the world. What do you mean, Dan? We sent articles of impeachment over. We could have had this trial where we exposed to America, even if we lost, which we would have. We don't

have the votes. Remember, the trial happens in the Senate and the penalty is removal from office. It's not a criminal trial. It's a political trial. Sadly, we know all too much about this through the Democrat sham trials on Donald Trump after impeachment. Impeachment's like a political indictment, okay? Now, yes, it would have been great to show America, even though we would have lost, exactly what the Biden administration hasn't done at the border and why they've allowed an invasion. But I'm going to make a strong case to you that they dumped this thing. This is not a bad thing. Why?

What's the first thing they're going to do to Donald Trump if he wins? Anybody know? Yes, they're going to impeach him on day one because they're going to say he participated in some phantom insurrection or something like that. And if they have the votes in the House, I promise you they're going to impeach him. Flag it, mark the show, 100% is going to happen.

But the nice part now is if we win the Senate, which looks likely, no red wave talk, no red wave, it's banned, absolutely banned. You say it in the chat, I'm sorry, I'm going to throw you right out. We're not doing it. But there's a good probability we'll take back the Senate. Even if we lose the house

and Trump is impeached, what do you think we should do? If we, you know, you know what I'm saying? We grow them. Yes. Yes. Some of you already getting ahead of me here. Exactly. We just table that shit. Nah, no trial. It's unconstitutional. And when they say you can't do that, we go, sure we can. You did it. You showed us. You just showed us how to do it. You did it with Mayorkas. So essentially now Trump is basically impeachment proof. So I would make a very strong case to you that this is definitely not the worst thing. Yesterday was a really bad day. Would I have rather seen a Senate trial. Of course. Would I have rather exposed to America the border invasion going on down south that Mayorkas is not only not stopped but incentivized? Yes, the verdict is in.

Of course I would. I would love to see that. However, they want to play games. They want to F.A.F.O. and find out. Good. F-A-F-O and find out? Good. Now, every single Republican in the Senate,

if they impeach Donald Trump, should give the double-barreled middle finger and say, hey, man, this is unconstitutional. We learned that from you guys. No trial, no nothing. All right, that was a lot to start with today. It was a heavy 12 minutes. That was a heavy intro. That could be the whole show.

We packed that whole thing in. However, a lot happened yesterday. Yesterday was a really bad day for the Democrats. You know, I'm candid with you. I don't play games with you. I don't jerk you guys around when it's a shitty day for us. I tell you, do I not? Yesterday was a great day for us. Nothing's working out for them. Schumer was desperate to make this thing go away, but there was some hearings yesterday on something that's happening with the January 6th trial. The January 6th trials, I want to sum this up to make it simple because I want to get to the CIA bomb. This is a legit bombshell yesterday. And if you read my book, you already know it. But the CIA clearly, clearly at this point set up Donald Trump. Clearly, The evidence is now everywhere.

But this yesterday, this court hearing on the January 6th thing, Jason Reilly sums it up in the Wall Street Journal, what's going on. The Democrats have banked their entire campaign on the January 6th narrative. We're fighting insurrectionists. We're fighting Nazis. We're fighting fascists. The country's going to die. Democracy is dead. Democracy is dying. Democracy is on life support. Democracy is at stake. You guys have heard it. You've heard it over and over. Biden and Kamala Harris and just about every national Democrat of prominence has parroted this narrative over and over. And they've banked it on January 6th. banked it on January 6th. But in order to make January 6th seem more serious than what it was, a rally that got out of control at the Capitol, in order to make it seem like an insurrection, what did they have to do? They had to charge people with this obstructing an official proceeding crime and give them massive sentences to make it look like this was really bad. Is everybody tracking me? If not, I don't want to go on. You're tracking? Good. Okay, cool. They had to make it seem like

it was really bad. Look, man, we got Guy for 20 years. So they applied the Sarbanes-Oxley law. Sarbanes-Oxley, like, damn, wasn't that like an Enron thing about destroying paperwork and records? Yes. What does that have to do with January 6th, Dan? Nothing. Well, why would they charge him? Because there's heavy penalty. But it has nothing to do with it. Didn't matter. They charged a bunch of January 6th people with this Sarbanes-Hoxley thing. Jason Riley. Applying Sarbanes-Hoxley to the January 6th riot is a stretch. And the Supreme Court justices sounded skeptical of letting the feds get away with it. A ruling against the government could overturn convictions for these January 6th folks stretch and the Supreme Court justices sounded skeptical of letting the feds get away with it.

A ruling against the government could overturn convictions for these January 6th folks and undo charges against hundreds of defendants. It might also help Mr. Trump directly because he faces the same obstruction count in a separate case brought by special counsel Jack Smith. So Jason Riley, again, is not really a big Trumper at all. The headline says it all. It's January 6th, the political winner Democrats think it is. If this thing goes down in the Supreme Court, the narrative,

you understand how the narrative now they think works in their favor is look, we got the insurrectionists and we threw them in the clink for 20 years. What happens if the Supreme Court throws that out? Then the narrative switches to what? Government overreach and weaponization of government. Who do you think that favors?

Does it favor Reverend Kaine? No, it doesn't. No, it does not. It favors one Donald J. Trump. This was an awful day. I want you to listen to this, about a minute. This is Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch appointed by Donald Trump. This was an awful day. I want you to listen. It's about a minute. This is Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch appointed by Donald Trump. I'm sure Joy Behar thinks he was appointed

by Ronald Reagan, but he was appointed, in fact, by Donald Trump. Here's Neil Gorsuch asking the Solicitor General for Joe Biden a couple of questions. This is brilliant. I want to set this up. He says he gives a bunch of hypotheticals and he says, you're charging him with this obstruction of an official proceeding that was meant to be a paperwork thing, like destroying paperwork for like an Enron or something like that. So would this stuff count? And he gives a bunch of examples to Biden's crony. There's a method to his madness. Listen to this and you tell me what it is. Check this out.

Would a sit-in that disrupts a trial or access to a federal courthouse qualify? Would a heckler in today's audience qualify or at the State of the Union address? Would pulling a fire alarm before a vote qualify for 20 years in federal prison? There are multiple elements of the statute that I think might not be satisfied by those hypotheticals, and it relates to the point I was going to make to the Chief Justice about the breadth of this statute. The kind of built-in limitations are the things that I think would potentially suggest that many of those things wouldn't be something the government could charge or prove as 1512 c2 beyond a reasonable doubt would include the fact that the actus reis does require obstruction which we understand to be a meaningful interference so that means that if you

have some minor disruption or delay or some minimal outbursts we don't think it falls within the actus reis to begin with. My outbursts require the court to reconvene after the proceeding has been brought back into line. Or the pulling of the fire alarm, the vote has to be rescheduled. Or the protest outside of a courthouse makes it inaccessible for a period of time. Are those all federal felonies subject to 20 years in prison? You see what he did there? Everybody catch that? Winky, winky, nod, nod. What is he talking about? He's giving specific examples. What if you would disrupt some kind of a hearing? You know, like when Justice Kavanaugh at his confirmation hearing, a bunch

of lunatics showed up and started screaming. Does that you get 20 years in jail for that? Like the J Sixers? Is that a thing? He doesn't mention any specific case. He's giving it in a beautifully done counter. He's giving him a left hook to the to the political jaw. And this dunce doesn't even know the Solicitor General what he's doing. Do you hear the other example he gives? Say you were to pull a fire alarm during a congressional hearing. He doesn't even mention names.

Would that be obstructing an official proceeding subject to 20 years in jail? You see how the Solicitor General then starts to catch on, and she's like, holy shit, this guy's right in a trap, right in a trap, walking right in, right in the ass, holy shit. This guy's right in a trap. Right in a trap. Walking right in. Right in the ass. Kick him right in the...

Here's the trap. The fucking trap. Kicked him right down the well. 300 style. You ever see 300? This is Sparta. He's like, this is the Supreme Court. Boom.

They don't know what to do. Folks, this thing is going to go down in a blaze of inglory. This obstructing for official proceeding thing. And it's going to blow up in their faces completely. And just when you think yesterday couldn't get any worse. Biden's talking about his grandpop, Uncle Bozy, eaten by cannibals. He walks in a gas station and a bunch of people think they're filming poltergeist. gas station and a bunch of people think they're filming poltergeist. Eric Schmidt just laces into them as they dump charges against Mayorkas, basically impeaching, making Trump impeachment proof.

The J6 case has fallen apart yesterday. It got even worse. You may have missed it because nobody's talking about it, which is really freaking bizarre. I don't know what conservative media is up to. You know what I mean? Not all of them, but the biggest bombshell of all drops yesterday, folks, I ain't messing with you. I try not to use that word because it's overused. Everything I told you about, how the Russia collusion hoax, collusion hoax, excuse me, and the impeachment hoax were tied.

They all know each other. They're tied together. Just follow the money trail. The doors were blown wide open on it yesterday. The CIA and John Brennan 100% set up Donald Trump, and now we've got the receipts to back it up. Don't go anywhere. I'm going to get to that story. This is a good one. Folks, Patriot Mobile, well, it's kind of a bad one,

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They're afraid because they did not want the so-called whistleblower's name out there during the Trump impeachment hoax because once the whistleblower's name got out there, and by the way, he's not subject to this whistleblower protection for stuff he did. So any company telling you that or representative is absolutely lying. They're afraid of getting pulled off a lot of these platforms. they're afraid of getting pulled off a lot of these platforms. It's true. I'm not. I'm on Rumble. Rumble believes in free speech.

And these protections have nothing to do with this guy's actions. This is a must-read piece. I hate that must-read term because I don't want to sound bossy, but you got to read it. It's long, but man, is it worth your time. It's in the newsletter, b Bongino.com slash newsletter, by Paul Sperry, who's an amazing investigator at Real Clear Investigations, who had a lot of guts publishing this. The impeachment whistleblower was in the loop of the Biden-Ukraine affairs that Trump wanted prone. Now, folks, I'm not telling you a book. Again, I don't give a shit if you buy

it, borrow it, get it from the library. If you read the first chapter of my book, Follow the Money, chapter one is called Insane in Ukraine. It is the most important chapter I've written. I've written, what, six books or so? By far. It describes how everything happening in Ukraine right now, everything happening in Ukraine, has a trail back to the collusion hoax and everything else.

Just follow the money. Let's get to this piece specifically. Here's the first screenshot from it where they describe something really critical. Oh, look, the whistleblower. Remember the whistleblower in the impeachment case where the whistleblower said, oh, man, listen, Trump was on the phone in a quid pro quo with Ukraine talking to Zelensky. And the alleged quid pro quo was that Trump had asked Zelensky, yes, that's Zelensky, hey, you have to tell us what Biden was up to

over there. We've got a real problem. And they alleged that Trump held up military aid. Of course, that turned out later to be incorrect. We saw the transcript. But there was a whistleblower that came out and said, I'm blowing the whistle on this illicit bargain. Oh, look at this. Four years earlier, while working as a national security analyst attached to then Vice President Biden's office. What? Eric Chiamarella was a close advisor. That's the whistleblower.

Eric Chiamarella was a close advisor. That's the whistleblower. When Biden threatened to cut off USAID to Ukraine unless it fired its top prosecutor, Victor Shokin, who was investigating Burisma Holdings, you know, the company that was paying Biden's son millions of dollars? Wait, what? So the whistleblower now we know was Joe Biden's, one of his Ukraine advisors and appears to have known about the,

you better fire this prosecutor looking into my son or I'm not giving you the billion dollars, which we actually have on tape, by the way, the whistleblower knew about this. Sounds like something I told you in the, in the book. And by the way, Sperry cited in the book. He's been all over this case. Here's what's new. You may say, well, we knew all this, Dan. You just told us you wrote about it. Sperry wrote about it too. Here's what's new. And this is where the whistleblower thing goes completely out the window because it doesn't protect him against his own actions. The emails show Chia Morella expressed shock when they're talking about shock. They're talking about this. You

better fire this guy. We ain't giving you the billion dollars in an email where he wrote. Yikes. That's all you could think of. Yikes. Yikes is what he wrote at Biden's move to withhold the $1 billion in aid from Kiev, which represented a sudden shift in U.S. policy. The emails also show he was drawn into White House communications over how to control adverse publicity from Hunter taking a lucrative seat on the Burisma board. So let me get this straight. So I'm not crazy. Okay. So the dude who's advising Biden on Ukraine as his son is taking money from Ukraine. And now we know, according to emails, knows about the millions paid to Hunter in Ukraine. The guy wrote an email saying yikes and was aware of this deal? Man.

And then Trump asks about the deal and that guy becomes the whistleblower? And nobody put two and two together other than Paul Sperry and some others. Oh, this gets better. This Chia Morella was apparently pretty knee deep in Biden and Ukraine. Now you see why Biden's so eager to get Ukraine money. Maybe he needs Ukraine and Zelensky to not tell anyone about this stuff.

The emails also showed Chia Morella, that's the next one, sorry, that he escorted people in the White House, too. Really? He checked in Andrei Teleshenko, a Ukrainian embassy official who says they discussed Burisma and Hunter Biden during the meeting and struggled to understand why his U.S. counterparts were suddenly hostile to Shokin after praising him in earlier talks. So Chiamorella is escorting people, Ukrainian officials and political officers into the White House as Biden's kid is getting money from Ukraine and Biden's appointment on Ukraine. And the weirdest thing happens if you go to this Congress.gov, this Hill article by Teleshenko, by John Solomon, you'll notice the same guy, Telichenko, said he couldn't remember whether Paul Manafort was mentioned during a January 2016 meeting. But he recalled DOJ officials asking investigators from Ukraine's National Anti-Corruption Bureau if they could help locate new evidence about the

party of region's payments and its dealing with Americans. Let me translate that for you. That fake black ledger that started the entire collusion hoax, that Paul Manafort was getting payments according to this black ledger and everybody tried to hide it. And it was payments to basically support Russian influence in Ukraine. That's how the whole thing started. The guy who knew about that, Chia Morella, escorted into the White House, the whistleblower. Who knew about that? Chia Morella escorted into the White House?

The whistleblower? Sounds like this Chia Morella and others may have been part of an operation. A big one. Let's put the strawberry on this shortcake and wrap this baby up. So who did Chia Morella work for? No shit. Chia Morella worked under CIA Director John Brennan. Wow, what a quickie thing. When President Obama made Biden his appointment on Ukraine to the White House, where he worked closely with Biden and his staff as a top advisor on key Ukrainian policies. Holy shit, ladies and

gentlemen. It looks like the international blob was knee deep in getting Hunter Biden paid to go sit on a natural gas company in Ukraine to basically reduce the influence of Russian natural gas and a big blob move. But Biden got rich off that whole thing. Chia Morella knew about it. Yikes. And it looks like once Trump got elected, they slid Chia Morella and kept them back in the White House

and made sure nobody asked any questions about what they were up to. So weird. Yesterday was a really bad day, folks, for the Democrats. And it's really odd. Nobody wants to talk about this story. Do you notice that? Outside of a few people in conservative media, I saw a couple of folks tweeted this out.

Molly Hemingway was all over this. Other than that, I haven't heard much about this story. We now have the emails. Yikes. They knew. The same people who took out Trump were trying to hide the deal Hunter Biden and his dad had with Ukraine. And apparently this entire blob knew about it the whole time. had with Ukraine. And apparently this entire blob knew about it the whole time. I got more to get to, including the bad day for the Democrats yesterday continued, especially up on Capitol Hill, where the sound

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station. The CIA's connection to the impeachment hoax and the collusion thing comes out with an email that says, yikes, of all things. You may want to tighten them emails up. Yikes. John Kennedy yesterday has been a soundbite machine lately. John Kennedy had some questions yesterday for Derek Farland, too, our fake attorney general. Up on the Hill, this didn't really go well. Derek Farland couldn't answer basic questions about why Hunter Biden, who was making all this money for this Ukrainian natural gas company, why they can't seem to provide a coherent story as to what Hunter Biden was actually doing. And even if he was paid, why didn't he pay a lot of the taxes on that? Kind of strange that that's

not in court right now. but Donald Trump is, right? Check this out. Mr. Hunter Biden did not pay taxes on $1 million in 2014 and 2015. And he deducted payments from his income tax for personal expenses when he did file. For hookers, for Lamborghini, for strip clubs, for sex clubs, for porn website memberships. Why did the Department of Justice let the statute of limitations run? As you well know, Senator. So you can't prosecute?

As you well know, Senator, that investigation is being conducted by Mr. Weiss. Now, listen, folks, I'm with you. I know what a lot of you are thinking. So I empathize and sympathize with you. A lot of you are thinking, Dan, what's the point? Nothing's going to happen to Hunter Biden. He's a protected class. They don't do shit to Democrats. You're 100% correct. You're right. I'm not disputing that at all.

I just dispute the portion of it where you're probably thinking, what's the point? There is a point. The point is this. If you took a poll post-election in 2020, even if you do believe Biden won, I don't, but even if you do, 17% of voters in a poll said they would have voted differently. In other words, for someone other than Biden, may not have been Trump, may have been a write-in, whatever, but they wouldn't have voted for Biden if they had known about the corruption. You guys are smart. You've known about this the whole time.

But I think the downside to that is a lot of you mistakenly believe that the general population knew about all this corruption. Hunter Biden with porn sites and hookers and crack and doing the UFC north-south position with a bunch of hookers in a hotel room. They didn't. What John Kennedy's doing there is important. Politicians are tools. He's a tool for soundbites. That soundbite made it to my show and 127,400 people just saw it. I guarantee you a couple thousand still may not be aware of the level of corruption of the Biden family. This stuff all has a point. Dig, dig, dig. There is a point.

And the point is not prosecution. You're not going to get prosecution. The justice system, Merrick Garland's running it. It's not fair. The justice system's to get prosecution. The justice system, Merrick Garland's running it. It's not fair. The justice system's broken. The point is to win elections. We've got to win this election and get Trump in there. That's why this was important yesterday, too.

Jamie Raskin lost his shit up on Capitol Hill with Jim Comer. Jim Comer is obviously a Republican. Raskin's a crazy Democrat. Raskin hates the fact that we are still investigating Joe Biden for impeachment. So he decides he's going to poke Jim Comer and, you know, about what if this is bullshit? Why are we investigating this guy? And Comer comes back and just dumps a sledgehammer on this guy's head. He's like, really? What business exactly was this guy in? Because Donald Trump is a social media company and buildings and a real estate empire.

What exactly was the Biden family selling? We'd just like to know. Sound bites. Sound bites, fellas. It matters. Take a look. I will tell you this. If you believe that it would have been illegal for Joe Biden to take $5 million from Ukraine, it certainly would have been. What do you think about Donald Trump taking more than $5 million from the Chinese government while he was president? Well, we know that Donald Trump had a legitimate business that he talked about and he campaigned on.

The legitimate business was the White House. He sold the White House. Oh, give me a break. What business were the Bidens in? What business did Joe Biden's family own? What business were they in? Did they have hotels? Did they have a social media company? Did they have golf courses?

Did they have casinos? Did they have office buildings? Mr. Chairman. What business? Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. You are not going to get prosecution. I get it.

I'm with you. I understand in the chat. I understand if you listen on Apple, Spotify, wherever it is. I get it. Yes, there will be no technical justice. The only thing we can hope for is political justice. That's not the answer you want. It's not what I want to say. But it's true.

But we've got to hold these pieces of garbage accountable. And if the best we can do is political accountability, then that's what I'm going to take for now. And you see why Biden is getting angrier, by the way, every day gets worse, folks. The best asset to a campaign is the candidate. That's why he shows up at million dollar fundraisers. Look, you get to meet the candidate. Every time Joe Biden gets out of the White House, he damages his campaign more. I've been dying to get to this the entire time. Here it is.

I talked about it in the beginning of the show. I did not make this up. Biden made it up. He tells this ridiculous story yesterday. Even if this had a scintilla of truth to it, why would you tell a story about your grandfather being eaten by freaking cannibals? But he did because he's the greatest gift in campaigns to his opponents. Listen to this.

My uncle, they called him Ambrose, they called him Bozy. My uncle Bozy was a hell of an athlete. They'd tell me when he was a kid. And he became an Army Air Corps before the Air Force came along. He flew those single-engine planes as reconnaissance over war zones. He got shot down in New Guinea. And they never found the body because there used to be a lot of cannibals for real in that part of New Guinea and they never found the body because there used to be a lot of cannibals for real in that part of New Guinea.

My grandfather was eaten by cannibals too. He crashed on a plane in the middle of the Uruguay mountains and they roasted him up like a springtime chicken. Put a little oregano on the top. The gluteus maximus muscle was quite tasty. There's these bullshit artists. Can these guys ever tell a freaking story that's true? His grandfather was eaten by freaking cannibals. How the hell would you even know that?

Did they admit to it? Look at this guy in the back there. This is funny. Look at the dude in the background. He's like, he didn't just tell that story, did he? He's like, did he just say he was eaten by cannibals? And the crazy thing is he told this story twice, bro. This guy, this is America.

He's right. This is America right here. Everyone's like, holy shit, stop this guy from talking. Brother, I promise you this guy was not eaten by a band of cannibals. Where did he get the, did he just see a picture of Alvin Bragg backstage and he was like, shit, man,

that guy looks like he ate someone. I mean, what was going through his head to tell the story? The answer is nothing. He doesn't even remember he told it. The man is delirious. Here's Zach Parkinson. He's a Zach Parkinson on Twitter. Funny, funny guy on Twitter.

He just completely shreds this ridiculous story. He says, unsurprisingly, Biden's made up most of this war story. Lieutenant Ambrose Finnegan, Uncle Brosie, was a ground crew member, an ordnance officer. He was not a reconnaissance pilot. And in 1944, he was a passenger of an A-20, a twin engine, not a single engine, that ditched, and it wasn't shot down. Is any freaking part of this story real? Then he notes, the flight went down over the Bismarck Sea, not, quote, in an area where there were a lot of cannib real. Then he notes the flight went down over the Bismarck Sea, not quote, in an area where there were a lot of cannibals. Bro, can you freaking tell a story with at least

one bullet point that's accurate? Holy shit. This guy is the greatest asset to his opponent I have ever seen in my life. So I'm sorry. I love you all. And I don't want to sound like an asshole, but I want to be rude. Stop telling me when we highlight Joe Biden's lack of a daily schedule, oh, Dan, don't do that. He's going to wind up going out on the road. Please get out on the road. Every time he goes out, we get more ammunition from this idiot.

And it happened again, by the way. Look at him. Remember I told you about the stage thing? It gets even worse. Folks, I don't know a lot, but I know what I did, and I'm really good at this, okay? I was an agent before, did a thousand of these things. They give you a card.

I don't even, imagine this is a, some guy sent me a bunch, you know, baseball card. Imagine this is a little thing you keep in your pocket. Please trust me. I'm not trying to make this guy look even worse than he looks. I'm telling you the truth. There's a thing. It says you will walk on stage. You will exit stage left. You will work rope line. It tells him exactly what to do. Every time he gets on stage,

he must forget that. I guarantee you there's a note right in front of him. This guy's brain is mush. He did it again yesterday. Watch this up on the stage. Look at it. It's all, look, left, right, looking straight ahead. He's looking for someone to tell him where to go. He doesn't know where to go. He has no idea what to do. He was probably looking for that Secret Service guy off to his left.

He has no idea what to do. See, there he goes. Look and watch, straight ahead. He don't know what to do. Guy, one more time. He doesn't, watch again. Watch his eyeballs. If? There he goes. Look. And watch. Straight ahead. He don't know what to do. Guy, one more time. He doesn't. Watch again. Watch his eyeballs. If you listen. Here. Here we go. Straight. There we go.

He doesn't know what to do. Somebody is waving to him. Come on over. The guy. Look. There we go. One direction. Watch the eyes. Straight ahead. Oh, shit. Where's my guy? Oh, there he is. Off to the left. They're gonna. Folks. You ever see. You ever go to the, you know, the airport when it's raining?

You know what they're doing this? My shoulders don't work. This way. This is going to be like, they're going to have the red things, the big red flashlight handles for Biden. Biden, this way. Big sign. Joe, come here with a big arrow pointing down.

This freaking guy, man, he never knows where he's going. Nobody, I've never seen this before, ever. The red carpet, he couldn't even stay on a red carpet. The red carpet was like in a line. And they're like, dude, just walk on the line. Yesterday on the stairs, he's going down the stairs. Folks, the stairs when you're going down are one direction. Down. Then when you go down the stairs, the down is only one way.

Correct? Have you ever seen stairs with like forks? Like left and right? No, there's one stair. Even a circular stairwell has one stair. Holy shit, man. Of course, it gets even worse. Now he's in desperation mode with the hoaxes.

He repeated the suckers and losers hoax yesterday. Again, another area, unfortunately, that I have personal experience with some of the people involved in this operation. Let me play the clip first, and I'm going to tell you why. Again, he's making this up. It's absolute bullshit. I promise you. I'll explain after. Check this out.

Again, he's making this up. It's absolute bullshit. I promise you. I'll explain after. Check this out. One of the things that I, as I was doing that today, I was reminded of what my opponent said in Paris not too long ago. They asked him to go visit American grave sites. He said no. He wouldn't do it because they were all suckers and losers.

I'm not making that up. Staff was listening to acknowledge it today. Suckers and losers. I'm not making that up. Staff will acknowledge it today. Suckers and losers. That man done deserved. To have been the commander in chief for my son. There he goes with his son again. Uncle Brosie was eaten by a bunch of, they thought they were eating steak. they were eating Uncle Brosie instead.

They put a little Jane's Crazy Salt. You ever try this? That's pretty good. Look at it. They put it on the calf muscle. It's really tasty. Maybe Pittsburgh it, you know, a little crust on the outside. He is making that up.

Why? Because I know, let's just say from people who were there, here's the event he's talking about, because he's going to keep bringing this up because he's a bullshit artist when he's not sniffing kids and groping women and lying about Uncle Brozy being eaten by cannibals in New Guinea. He's making up stories about Trump, that Trump said there are fine people on both sides, hoax, that he called a bunch of heroes, suckers and losers. Here's what really happened. Trump was supposed to take a helicopter lift in France out to the gravesite. He was supposed to do that. It's quite a substantial trip by road. Because it was bad weather, which happens all the time, we call them lifts, helo lifts, got called off. He's not going to take the president up in bad weather and crash the damn helicopter and kill the president because they don't want him to get dead, okay? up in bad weather and crashed the damn helicopter and killed a president because they don't want him to get dead. Okay. The problem is, as is the case most of the time, when you're going from a

city to that, the cemetery where it was, which is a substantial distance away, do you have any idea how many assets, Parisian and French assets it would have taken to secure the city and the road? It was not possible. The security team and the staff determined that they couldn't make the trip because they couldn't do it by motorcade because the helicopter got called off to bad weather. He did not skip visiting the cemetery because he thought they were suckers and losers. That's a made up story only this moron would actually repeat. All right, I got about 10 minutes left with you. So I wanted to hammer these stories because they're really important folks. Everyone in Congress should be required to take a third

grade economics class. Why not college? Because they're too stupid for college level economics. And sadly, a lot of college professors are too. Listen, man, we're in real trouble with the economy. If we, if we elect this guy again, Reverend Cain, Joe Biden, whose grandfather was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea, right? If we elect this guy again, I've been trying to warn people, and please share this with your friends, this particular show. You don't want to watch the whole thing? Fine. It's like the 47-minute mark. Please share at least this point. Your taxes are going up dramatically if we lose. Dramatically. I'm going to cover on tomorrow's show

the exact taxes that are going to go up with the numbers in case you think this is exaggeration for effect or some conservative guy just making shit up like Joe Biden makes it up. No. Your taxes are going up and we're in real trouble. Unusual Wales has us up. The IMF's even warning now that our massive deficits are stoking inflation, imposing significant risks. They are. Folks, third's Congressman, Republican Congressman Michael Waltz. He's holding up a bag of bolts that honestly probably cost five to $10. And he asked someone, apparently a Pentagon official or someone up there, how much do you think this bag of bolts cost?

When you hear the number, you're going to be absolutely blown away. But if you understand the economics and the third party payer problem, you won't problem, you won't even be mildly confused. Watch this. This, Mr. Secretary, is a bag of bushings. This bag of bushings, stamped out by machinists, don't need a high school diploma. There's not anything high-tech about this. All of this bag is compliant with the FAA specifications. How much do you think the Air Force pays for this bag of bushings?

I don't know, Congressman. $90,000. This is a $90,000 bag of bushings. You understand basic economics. He loves that video, by the way. You're not confused by this at all. This is going to be the most important minute and 32 minutes of your life right here if you want to understand even basic rudimentary economics. Why is that $90,000? even basic rudimentary economics. Why is that $90,000? Because folks, you have a third-party payer problem. What do I mean? You have this production company that makes the bushings. You have an aircraft that needs the bushings. And then you've got a third-party payer, the government. Milton Friedman described this as the cost and quality problem. And don't ever

forget this. The most efficient way to spend money is when you spend your own money on your stuff. Because you care about the cost of it, it's your money. And you care about the quality because you're buying stuff for yourself. Now it gets worse. Other people buying stuff for themselves with other people's money. Now, that's a problem because you're using other people's money, but at least you're buying stuff for yourself. So the cost may not matter, but the quality does. Then there's you buying stuff for yourself with other people's money. Well,

are you buying stuff for other people with your money? The cost matters. It's your money, but the quality, maybe not so much. But what's the worst way to spend money that Friedman used to talk about all the time? Other people spending other people's money, not even on themselves, but on other people. Government spending taxpayers' money on other people's stuff, bushings. Does cost matter? No.

It's not their money. Does quality matter? No. You're not even buying stuff for yourself. That's how the government pays $90,000 for bushings. And if they would just listen to Milton Friedman and take a third grade economics course, we wouldn't be in this shithole we are now.

But then you get morons like this guy up on Capitol Hill, Democrat Ro Khanna, who's confused about why Caitlin Clark, who just got drafted number one into the women's NBA, the WNBA, he thinks it's a travesty that the first pick in the NBA draft will make about $10 million in a year. Caitlin Clark will make $76,535. He notes, that is wrong.

Pay women what they deserve. He notes, that is wrong. Pay women what they deserve. I know. He says it was everywhere yesterday because, again, Ro Khanna doesn't understand even basic third-grade economics. Ladies and gentlemen, the WNBA has not turned a profit in, like, forever. It's largely subsidized by the NBA. And if the WNBA had a product people wanted to see,

then what would happen? Anyone? People would go see it. And they don't. Now, will Kaitlyn Clark change that? I think so. I really enjoyed watching Kaitlyn Clark and Angel Reese go at it.

And I think this could be a new era for the WNBA. I like watching women's tennis, women's UFC. I don't mind women's sports at all. Some of it's pretty entertaining. It's got nothing to do with the women. It's got everything to do with personalities. Is Caitlyn Clark going to change that? Maybe.

Has she changed it yet? No. So I'd like you to try this trick because Ro Khan is generally a moron. I'd like you to walk into your employer on day one. He should try this. So Guy comes here, he's interviewing me. We were talking about him. He started three years ago. And Guy sits his ass down in front. We're interviewing Guy. Tell me what you know about audio visual processing and doing sets and things like that and lighting. And Guy explains, wow, this guy's quite impressive. And he says, you know, I think I'm going to make your show a show with 102, 30,000, 132,000 live streamers. Well, Guy, we don't have

that yet. Three years ago, we didn't. Yeah, but you need to pay me like that. I think I deserve a million five. You'd be like, what the? Are these people crazy? Are they nuts? You don't get paid on what you may produce later on. You get paid on what you're going to freaking produce. Third grade freaking economics. Now watch how viral this went yesterday. Because this was a big thing for moron Democrats who took advantage of this. He was Axios picking up on the same story. Because this is how it spreads, folks.

Remember, congressional committees, the media people, social media, they all get together to spread this. This was a stunning pay gap, folks. Stunning. They even have a chart. The highest paid NBA players and the number one draft picks to show you that the WNBA is getting screwed over. Maybe they should probably mention in there that the economics of the two leagues are diametrically opposed and completely different.

But if they did that, dopey liberals would actually be edumacated and they don't want to do any of that. Folks, a couple of quick things I want to get to as well. There was some pretty shocking testimony. A lot of you, you fly a lot. A lot of people do. Guy's always flying around Dungeons and Dragons and stuff and you know it's he's like all over the country he's like a world traveler he like lives in a lounge this guy's like yeah you're gonna see him he knows everything those people and people greet him he's greeted like a hero because he's so good at Dungeons and Dragons he gets off and there's like they roll out carpets for him and stuff but he's a little worried after seeing this did you see this

whistleblower from Boeing up on Capitol Hill? Listen, man, Boeing's a company with a great legacy, and I'm willing to give them a shot. Companies make mistakes. But if this guy's telling the truth and you're on a Boeing plane, there are a lot of people today like, wait, what did he just say? Here, listen to just a quick portion of this whistleblower from Boeing. At least I'm going to, Josh Hawley, check this out.

This, Mr. Secretary, is a bag of bushings. This bag of bushings. No, not the bag of bushings. Yes, Boeing. Although it may be. We are doing stuff that increases the risk factors. Okay, when you increase the risk factors, know it's not just one you are doing stress concentrations that those stress concentrations like you know breaking a

paper clip you know you do it once or twice it doesn't break but it breaks at some time as the plane gets older you know all of these things that you know you took you know you said it's not a safety issue. It becomes a safety issue. I don't know about you, man, but that ain't the kind of thing I want to hear from a whistleblower on a plane where if a black Swan event happens, you're like kind of dead because it violates the golden rule of Dan Bongino show, which is don't get dead. Not good, man.

One last thing we'll tie up the show today. Again, I warn you about stuff. And when it happens and starts to gel, you know, I, I'm not here to pat myself on the back, but I am here to tell you that these people in Congress are screwing you over. I told you when Mike Gallagher, the Republican resigned and left early, that there was probably an agenda here. the agenda was to hurt Donald Trump. Now get a load of this, Chad Pergram. Fox has learned that Gallagher might not step down on April 19th as he planned, basically because he wants to get this foreign aid package through. So just to be clear, when I tell you politicians hate you, I'm not trying to stir you up.

I'm not trying to start a fire. I'm not trying to stir you up. I'm not trying to start a fire. I'm not trying to piss you off. I'm telling you the truth. This guy who couldn't serve out his term, this Republican from Wisconsin, screwing over the entire Republican Party by leaving and leaving his seat empty. He'll stay not for the United States,

but he'll stay to make sure a Ukrainian aid package gets passed. How many times, even if he's like, really? Read it right there. Chad Pergram's almost never wrong on this congressional stuff. You believe this shit? Folks, these people hate your guts.

Use them as tools. I don't want to ever hear on this show or in the chat, oh, I love that guy. He gave a great speech. We're not doing any of that. You and I are together. We're about ourselves. We're about taking care of our. You and I are together. We're about ourselves. We're about taking care of our families and the country.

They are representatives. They are tools for us. When they do something good we can use, like Waltz or Kennedy, we'll put them in the show because we can use them as a plus one that day. But we're not kissing anybody's ass anymore. These people hate your guts. This guy couldn't stay for you, but he can stay for you. Ukrainian aid package is Gallagher going to fight to get answers about the Ukrainian

black ledger that made its way into the United States and started the collusion hoax that they're clearly the CIA and others are trying to cover up, you know, asking for a friend. All right, I got a huge audience today. What the hell? 130,000. Thank you so much,

man. We kicked ass today. I really appreciate it. Folks, spread the word. Tell your friends where to find us on Rumble. Rumble.com slash Bongino. This is the home of free speech, one of the few places we can talk about this stuff openly. I'm proud of that.

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