The Dan Bongino Show - Nightly Scroll With Hayley - Trump, Elon bring Astronauts HOME!
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Hello everyone, welcome to nightly scroll.
I am starting the show off tonight with breaking news
as of three minutes ago, the astronauts who are stranded
in space for nine months just landed off the coast of Florida.
I'm going to bring you the updates as we get them.
And we have the video here from NASA, the capsule,
the space X NASA capsule just landed in the water.
Two minutes ago off the coast.
We'll listen in here. The SpaceX recovery ship and team have been waiting for Dragon's splashdown and they will now make their way to the splashdown location.
The teams have been ready and waiting about three nautical miles away. So it's going to take them about 30 minutes or so to make their way to
SpaceX freedom.
First your version stable one.
Copy stable one. We see the same. This is very exciting. So on board here are members of the crew nine who left for the International Space Station
nine months ago.
They went down in June or when they went up in June, I should say rather, and they were
only supposed to stay there for eight days and they were there for nine months.
There were a lot of issues going back and forth.
Some of them might have been political and a lot of issues going back and forth.
Some of them might have been political.
And a lot of them had to do with technical difficulties
with the Boeing Starliner that they went up on.
They couldn't take that Starliner home.
Elon Musk had another craft,
but then there were issues with that just days ago.
It's been very, very tense.
You know, I, last week on the show, I played a video
from Butch Wilmore's daughter, Darren, who's been pretty outspoken on social media about,
you know, how much she misses her dad. And she talked about all the things that he had
missed holidays while he was up there for nine months. And she talked about how excited
she was at the prospect of him returning home
this week, and I'm so happy to report that Elon Musk has made this happen along with
NASA.
So, very, very exciting news here.
There is, I just feel so much joy.
This is an amazing day for America.
This shouldn't have been political.
These astronauts, they have been up there conducting experiments and they shouldn't
have been up there that long, but I'm so, so happy that they have returned home.
This was the capsule that you're seeing right now is the SpaceX Dragon capsule.
It was expected to crash down or splash down as you see right here.
If we could pull that video up again at 5 57 and they it was right on time.
It was right on time.
So now the crews are coming to retrieve them.
Very very exciting.
And this all started just on Sunday, the capsule went up to space and it docked at the International Space Station
on Sunday. And it's a 17-hour flight. So the crew 10 astronauts replaced them on Friday.
The NASA officials are set to give a press conference in just an hour and a half to explain just what happened here.
All went safely, it seems.
So we will keep you updated as the show goes on,
but this is very, very exciting to see.
Plus the left is still angry
that dangerous gang members have been deported,
but the Trump administration shows no signs of slowing down.
Former CNN host, Don Lemon has gone full libtard.
I'll play the clips, all that and so much more coming up on Nightly Scroll.
So liberals have been going absolutely insane over Elon Musk. He pulls off this
this splashdown, this rescue mission of these astronauts. I do want to play, I
have a video here of them hugging when the Crew-9 and Crew-10 astronauts met
each other at the International Space Station this past weekend. Very emotional
moment. They're hugging, they're so excited to see one another.
You can watch this here, that's Sunny Williams.
And all the astronauts that are coming to replace them,
they come through this opening and
it's just very warm and they're welcoming them.
I mean, imagine after nine months not being home,
you're on the International Space Station.
Of course, there's all the resources that you need
because people are meant to live
at the International Space Station
for six months at a time.
These poor astronauts were up there
for nine months at a time.
That is not the longest.
There was a Russian astronaut that made it,
I think, 400 plus days.
So this wasn't the longest time that humans have been in space.
But there's a lot that can happen to the body
when you're in this zero gravity situation.
So when these astronauts are retrieved from the capsule,
they're going to need a lot of medical attention.
So I saw some reports, like, don't be alarmed if you see them
and taken out on a stretcher.
I mean, they are going to need medical attention.
This is not your average experience living
on the International Space Station for nine months.
So just very, very interesting.
But Elon Musk can help pull off this amazing task, right?
And the left just absolutely hates everything he does.
They, especially when it comes to Doge,
there it was a massive protest,
like a sit in or whatever you call it.
This was outside of the New York Stock Exchange.
Liberals were protesting
the Department of Government
Efficiency. That should be bipartisan, don't you think? Slashing funds and we can pull this video
up of liberals, they're laying on the ground, no up did something, doge canceling, Musk stole my
complaining, complaining, complaining,
complaining first polio death in 70 years, whatever this is,
the liberals are laying on the ground. Listen, I'm a free speech absolutist.
I think that you should be able to protest.
This is protected under the first amendment. However,
I do think it's a waste of time in certain cases. When I was living,
I used to live in New York City.
I lived all over the city, but I did live right near the New York Stock Exchange for about three
years. And there was a massive climate protest. I'm trying to think of how long ago this was.
It might've been in like 2019, 2020. It was during that like COVID time. And there was a
climate protest and it was packed.
There are all these liberals everywhere.
And I thought to myself,
they have all of these cardboard boxes.
They cut the cardboard boxes, they do their arts and crafts.
They write their little signs, and it's like tree hugging
and whatever else they have on their signs.
And they were out there for hours.
And at the end of the protest, I just found it interesting
because all of these climate alarmists
threw all their cardboard and paper signs, guess where?
Not in the trash can, on the ground.
I lived right across from Battery Park in New York City
and it was just littered with all of their signs.
And this is how I know that some of these protests,
I'm not saying all protests, I'm not saying all rallies,
but a lot of these protests are just virtue signaling.
I'm not saying that they don't have a purpose
because I guess it's trying to draw attention
to a topic or an issue, I get it.
Again, this is protected under the first amendment,
they have every right to do this.
I have a job though. I don't know about y'all in the chat, but I've never been able to go to a rally
or lay in the street during the daytime because I've got places to be. I'm employed. This
is unemployed behavior and I've never participated because I have to go to my job. I don't know about all of you, but you know, us normal people, us Republicans, we've got
places to be.
But it's not just liberals protesting, you know, Elon's Department of Government efficiency.
They're taking out their anger on his Teslas.
I've reported this.
This was all week.
We've been seeing Tesla stations
being fire bombed and what have you.
And now liberals are now getting caught keying Teslas.
So I wanna show you this first video here.
There's a, I'm assuming a liberal.
Did you just key at Tesla the other day?
You're what?
You're on video. He's getting caught here. This is the guy you just key to Tesla. Oh, but here are the receipts.
Here's a video of that man, certainly, keying a Tesla.
Here he goes, wearing the same USA jacket and up.
He's back.
He's back. Maybe he's looking around to see if anyone else is there, but there's a guy here.
He goes keying the Tesla.
I said, you can come out of this video.
Thank you guys.
But he's on video keying the car and it's not just him.
Here's another example of a liberal keying a Tesla.
He was caught and I was talking about this with the guys.
I said, does anyone have a Tesla?
I don't, I've never even driven in a Tesla.
I think I've been in an Uber that's been a Tesla,
but I didn't know this,
but Teslas have video monitoring capabilities.
Like these guys are getting caught because the Teslas have video monitoring capabilities. Like these guys are getting caught
because the Teslas are filming them.
How stupid do you have to be?
I mean, one person can make the mistake, but two, three,
I've seen three videos on my timeline today
of liberals keying Teslas
and they're getting caught by the Tesla. Riddle me that.
It's just so sick. I don't know what these people think that they're doing. They're damaging personal
property. They're going to be arrested. Their faces are on camera. Not that I expected these
people to be very smart, but it's just I didn't expect them to be that dumb.
expected these people to be very smart, but it's just, I didn't expect them to be that dumb. But unfortunately, the protests have gotten even more deranged
and even more violent. I talked about this last week. There are Tesla stations
and dealerships being spray painted. Protesters are throwing Molotov
cocktails. Again, this is domestic terrorism and it happened again last night.
So again, these people are not learning
from their cohorts.
They're not learning from their fellow liberal loonies
who try this stuff.
They get arrested, they get, you know, I don't know,
they're released on bond or what have you.
But last night around 2.45 AM, well, I guess not last night, around 2 45 a.m.,
well, I guess not last night, but early this morning,
Las Vegas authorities received reports of a person
setting several vehicles on fire
at a Tesla collision center.
So we can throw this video up.
It's, I just don't understand what would compel you
to do this.
I don't understand what would compel you to do this. I don't understand.
This is domestic terrorism, what we're watching right now.
It's domestic terrorism.
And like I said, these people, they're not learning.
So they're watching other people get arrested and then let go.
So then they keep doing it.
They're just leading by example and it's a bad example.
And speaking of catch and release, by the way,
Trump has released a video this morning asking illegal aliens
to basically catch and release themselves.
Take a look at this.
People in our country illegally can self-deport the easy way
or they can get deported the hard way,
and that's not pleasant.
The Biden administration exploited the CBP One app
to allow more than 1 million aliens
to illegally enter the United States.
Now my administration is launching the CBP Home app
to give people in our country illegally an easy way
to leave now and self-deport
voluntarily.
The CBP Home app is now available free across all mobile app stores.
And I encourage those who have violated our laws to use this option today.
Do it right and come back into our country.
Do it wrong and you'll never be back again.
Exactly.
Use the app to self-deport.
You let the United States government,
I was here by accident, the Biden administration,
they let me in, I'm not supposed to be here.
Let me self-deport and then I'll come back the right way.
If the illegal aliens do not use this app, this app,
the CBP home app, they're not coming back. They're not coming back. And this is all happening as the
Obama appointed activist judge has waged an ongoing legal battle over the Trump administration's use
of the Alien Enemies Act of 1798.
I talked to you about this yesterday.
This is what the liberal media is calling a wartime act.
You know, the media asked Tom Homan,
why are you following this old law?
And he said, old law?
The Constitution's an old law, and we follow that.
We follow a lot of old laws.
So, you know, it's interesting
because the, you know, this judge tried blocking these flights that the Trump administration
was admitted, uh, was, uh, facilitating. The Trump administration has all these Venezuelan
gangs. There are these gang members, they're on the flight,
they're getting sent to El Salvador,
and the judge tried to block it.
James Boesberg, Trump has now called for his impeachment,
because what he's doing is defying the president
of the United States.
And Chief Justice John Roberts, this is according to Kyle Cheney, he's a senior legal affairs
reporter at Politico.
He said that Chief Justice Roberts said that for more than two centuries it's been established
that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision.
The normal appellate review process exists for that purpose.
I could not confirm whether or not
Chief Justice Roberts said this.
It wasn't on the Supreme Court website.
They didn't have it listed in any news press conferences.
The only thing I saw was this tweet.
So I can't independently confirm that chief justice, John Robert said this.
I reached out to the Supreme court earlier today asking if they could
confirm that he did say this and they did not get back to me.
So I just want to leave you with that.
I did my due diligence, but take it with a grain of salt.
I don't know if he said that all the media is pouncing on that one tweet saying,
in a post, Chief Justice John Roberts said this,
but this is according to a Politico reporter, I don't know.
But Tennessee Congressman Tim Burchett,
he had something, he had some thoughts
for these activist judges, watch this.
Well, so no matter what a judge says.
And he's taking the side of a bunch of criminals. for these activist judges. Watch this. Well, but so no matter what a judge says,
and he's taking the side of a bunch of he's taking the side of a bunch of criminals.
He hasn't taken any side yet. Congressman, congressman, he hasn't taken any side yet.
All he's done is put a stay. They're talking about the judge on the White House action here so that
he can review their use of the their novel novel use frankly, of the alien enemies.
Oh come on, these guys, listen, these guys, the difference between God and these judges
is God knows he's not one of these judges.
Mic drop moment.
I love to see that.
A Tennessee congressman, absolute mic drop.
God knows that he's not one of these judges.
That's the difference between God and these judges. I just loved that. It was, I saw that all
over my timeline today and I just had to throw that in there. It's great. But
actress Mia Farrow, just in case anyone was wondering what she thought about
immigration and border and these immigrant flights, she weighed in on
Trump's use of the Alien Enemies Act.
She wants to lock up Trump over the deportation of Venezuelan gang bangers.
She also said this, we have no idea who was sent to that nightmare prison in El Salvador.
They were denied a hearing.
And that's the whole controversy about Trump using this alien enemies act.
This is the war time.
These are non-citizens who don't get,
they don't get a fair trial, right?
And my response to that is why would they?
Why would they get a trial?
Why do we have to prove that they are gang members when they already broke the law?
They can be deported Mia Farrow because they broke immigration law
They're not supposed to be here anyway, and if they're suspected of being Venezuelan gang members then
That's more the reason to get them out of here I
Just don't understand.
It's crazy, but even crazier, the Venezuelan government released a statement, Socialist
Venezuela compares Trump deporting Tren de Aragüe thugs to the Holocaust. So Nicolas Maduro, the dictator in Venezuela,
claimed that this, Trump's use of the Alien Enemies Act,
was, you know, it violated fundamental U.S. law
and international human rights,
and it's a crime against humanity.
He also said, I mean, if we're gonna to talk about crimes against humanity, let's just,
let's just start with the Venezuelan gang members. But he also said the vast majority of migrants
are hardworking, dignified and honest men and women, not terrorists, not criminals,
criminals, not foreign enemies. They are victims, he said.
OK, you take them then.
If these are so great and this is where these are, where these Venezuelan gang members came from, go home, go home to mommy.
I don't care where they go, and I'm sure all of you in the chat don't care where they go.
I mean, I'm happy that they're going to the prisons in El Salvador.
They seem like, you know, no BS prisons, right?
They're maximum security.
They're not allowed phones.
They're not allowed recreation time.
They're not allowed visitation.
So I'm happy our government struck a deal
with El Salvador to take these people.
But if the Venezuelan dictator wants them back
by all means, take them.
If they're such good people, take them.
I don't know. It's just to me, I thought that that was so insane, even more insane than
washed up actresses weighing in on border policy. But yeah, and Tom Homan, the border czar, was on Fox and Friends.
He was on with my friend, Lawrence Jones.
And Lawrence Jones pressed him because there's
been a lot of criticism with how Tom Homan has been handling
these flights and the border policy.
And this is how Tom Homan had to respond.
Watch.
I'm getting a little worried about the manpower.
These guys, they have to be tired. You got 30 guys in a stack going on different busts
every single day.
You're gonna run out of money.
It doesn't look like you're getting support
from the Democrats on this.
You're going against the judges now.
What's next?
Another flight.
Another flight every day.
Teams are going to be out there every day.
Every day, the men and women of ICE
are going to be in the neighborhoods of this nation
arresting criminal, illegal, alien, public safety threats
and national security threats.
Lawrence, you're not going to stop us.
We made a promise to the American people.
The President Trump has made a promise to the American people.
We're going to make this country safe again.
I wake up every morning loving my job
because I worked for the greatest president in the history of my life, and we're going to make this country safe again. I wake up every morning loving my job because I work for the greatest president in the history of my life and we're going to make this country safe again. I'm
proud to be a part of this administration. We're not stopping. I don't care what the
judges think. I don't care what the left thinks. We're coming.
We're coming. Love it. Absolutely love it. Here's an inside joke between us. This is
what just happened in the studio. So I found that video and I found, you know, the video from Fox, but I said, okay, you know, we do a lot
of the scrolling videos. So I wanted to find the vertical video. So I went on Tik TOK and
I thought that I found the Fox news original version of the video, but I did not. Michael
asked me, he said, uh, I don't think this is what you wanted. He plays the video. But I did not. Michael asked me, he said, I don't think this is what you wanted.
He plays the video back for me.
Someone had dubbed over the Tom Homan interview,
like all these like fart noises and like toilet flushes.
They were like, is this what you wanted to play on the show?
No, I have to go find the original source, sorry.
So yeah, just a little inside joke.
We had a little snafu before the show started,
but we did deliver you the original source of the video.
So that is what happened.
No pooping, no farting, no toilet flushing in the video.
Anyway, JD Vance, the Vice President of the United States,
he actually has a new role.
I didn't even know that this was possible,
but Vice President Vance has just been named
the Republican National Committee's Finance Chair.
I didn't know he could do this,
but apparently he is going to be leading
the fundraising efforts for the RNC,
leading up to the midterm elections,
and then of course, 2028. This is exciting, and this is the RNC leading up to the midterm elections and then of course, 2028.
This is exciting.
And this is what RNC chair Michael Watley said.
He said, Vice President Vance is not only one of our party's
most talented messengers, he is also a thought leader
who has helped remake the GOP into the party of working
Americans representing the forgotten men
and women of our country.
I agree.
I didn't know much about JD Vance
aside from the hillbilly elegy story
and of course his time in the Senate.
I feel like a lot of Americans can agree with me
that during his debate, I was, my eyes were opened.
I saw him as not just a man with a wonderful story, not just a man
with political aspirations, but I thought, wow, he is a master communicator. I was so
impressed by his, just his demeanor and how he held himself and how he answered all the
questions. He had an answer for everything. I was very, very impressed with Vance's debate performance.
And now, you know, as vice president,
we loved seeing him in the Oval Office
taking on Zelensky side by side with President Trump.
We love to see this.
You know, I feel like vice presidents in the past,
they're just kind of like a shadow figure,
or they're walking in, you know, they're just, they're in the past. They're just kind of like a shadow figure. They're
walking in, you know, they're just, they're behind the president. Whatever they do is kind of in the shadows. Like we don't really know. But JD Vance is definitely, he's in the spotlight and
I like to see that. And he's a young voice in the party as well. So I think that that's important.
He's got a young family, a wonderful family. So yeah, I didn't know that the vice president could
hold a job like this in the Republican National Committee, but I think he's a
great person for the job. I mean, who better to rally the troops and to lead
fundraising efforts ahead of the midterm elections? We don't want to see another
pink splash. Remember the last midterm elections. We don't want to see another pink splash. Remember the last
midterm elections? Everyone thought that after COVID, people were going to be disaffected
with the Democrat party and they're going to come over in this huge red wave for conservatives. And
we didn't see that. We did see that in this past presidential election for Trump, you know, winning
every swing state and making inroads with these other voting blocks.
It was very impressive, but I think it's smart to capitalize on this momentum and not let it go.
And again, I mean, who better than JD Vance to lead this charge? So I'm excited for that,
but it begs the question. I'm excited for the future of the Republican party, but what
does the future of the Republican Party, but what does the future of the Democrat
Party hold?
Yes.
Oh, and Vince is going to be interviewing, uh, JD Vance, the vice president of the United
States on Thursday.
So I hope you all tune in for that rumble.com slash Vince at 10 a.m. do not miss it.
That's going to be a very exciting interview.
Um, I've been super impressed with, uh, Vince's debut and all the shows that he's been doing this week.
So I know that this will not be any different. Definitely tune in for that.
But here's a photo of a CNN poll. CNN did this poll and they asked, you know,
thinking about the Democrat leaders today, which person reflects the core back to the Democratic Party, and I'm going to
go back to the Democratic Party, and I'm going to go back to the
Democratic Party, and I'm going to go back to the Democratic
Party, and I'm going to go back to the Democratic Party, and I'm
going to go back to the Democratic Party, and I'm going to
go back to the Democratic Party, and I'm going to go back to the
Democratic Party, and I'm going to go back to the Democratic
Party, and I'm going to go back to the Democratic Party, and I'm going to go back to the Democratic Party, and I'm going is old enough to run for president in 2028. So she had the most with 10% Kamala Harris.
She beat out Kamala Harris, which is shouldn't be hard. She was probably the worst candidate
in history. Um, I feel like Democrats forgot that Kamala Harris ran for president. She
pulled in as close to the negatives as you could possibly pull. She dropped out before
anyone even cast one vote for her. And then they just installed her.
So she had no choice.
She had no chance.
And you know, she shouldn't be hard to beat, but AOC is, has taken the top slot.
Um, Bernie Sanders next, Hakeem Drefries, Barack Obama, Jasmine Crockett, Gavin Newsom, Gretchen Whitmer, Joe Biden.
When did they conduct this interview, this poll?
He can't run.
Well, you know, he can run.
He can run.
I don't know why anyone would.
I'm saying like physically, like, how can I say this?
Politically, he can run, physically, he can't.
That's what I meant to say. But yeah, Hillary Clinton's on this list John Fetterman
He didn't even hit 1% there
He seems to be the only one, you know with a little bit of common sense
I feel like he agrees with Republicans a little bit Gavin Newsom is just pretending to agree with
Republicans because he's a slimy greaseball.
But yeah, this is an interesting litmus test
on where the Democrats are.
Is AOC really their best shot?
And would she be taking on maybe Vice President JD Vance?
Because based on his last debate performance,
I don't think AOC would do well, but here,
and maybe she's similar to Kamala Harris, but younger, but the same socialist radical
ideals.
But Don Lemon, former CNN host, he agrees with this assessment of this CNN poll.
He was on Bill Maher's show, watch this.
People love AOC, people love Jasmine Crockett,
people love Eric Swalwell and the like.
And I think that the Democratic Party
should put the people out there who the people want.
They should put the politicians out there
who the people want, who they're asking for.
I mean, I can agree with him to an extent, put out the people that the party wants,
but I can't wrap my head around why the Democrat Party is going to put their support behind these
people. Jasmine Crockett is, you know, she's a newer face, a newer name. She made waves when she
called Marjorie Taylor Greene, bad bilch, bleach blonde, bad built
butch body.
She's been known for these like fiery attacks and exchanges on the house floor.
What did she say recently?
She told Elon Musk to go F off.
I mean, she's certainly not ladylike.
She's certainly different.
I mean, I'll, I'll give her that. She's young.
So maybe Democrats are just, they're not going to go
the old white man route with Gavin Newsom or anyone else.
Like maybe they are going to go full steam ahead
with AOC and Jasmine Crockett,
and maybe they'll make the same mistake
that they did in choosing Kamala Harris.
But Don Lemon wasn't done going full libtard.
Here he is.
You might remember during Biden's,
this was during 2020 campaign.
He said, if you're voting for Trump, you ain't black.
And Don Lemon, I guess, agrees.
It's the same thing that I, when I see,
not all black Republicans,
but I see a black MAGA person
who is carrying Donald Trump's water
and they know that he's lying,
it is the shortest line to the front.
Because if you're black and you're whatever,
you're just in line with a bunch of other Democrats
that are doing the same thing that you're doing.
But if you become a black MAGA person,
it's like, whoa, let's book this person,
let's put him on television.
So you don't think you can be a sincere black mega person?
No, I just said.
I don't think that.
I just said I think there can be sincere Republicans.
But you can't be a sincere black Republican?
I don't think that you can be a rational mega,
be black and be a rational mega person.
I think you can be black and be a Republican.
I think they would find that very insulting. Well, I mean, the truth is often insulting.
The truth is often insulting. And the truth is Don Lemon went full libtard. Like I said,
again, the the concept of you ain't black, you have to be you. You ain't black if you vote for
Trump. You ain't black if you're MAGA. You can be black if you're a Republican.
I'm trying to make sense of it.
Maybe you all in the chat can help me.
I don't know, but it just all stems back
to this identity politics lunacy
where you have to be a certain way and vote a certain way
and you have to be in a certain box and it's insane.
The Democrats will lose if they keep this up.
I just reported yesterday the approval rating among Democrats is at 29%.
It's the lowest that CNN has reported in the last 30 years.
I mean, keep it up.
It's fine with me, But I was shocked by that. I don't know about
all of you in the chat, but I was shocked and I welcome it. If you want to put AOC out
there and Jasmine Crockett out there, you do you boo. And we'll just watch the Democrat
Party collapse. Fine by us, especially if JD Vance is in charge and then we have Scott
Pressler who absolutely runs the ground game in all these swing states. I mean
Scott Pressler has done so much good with the Republican National Committee.
If we have JD Vance fundraising and Scott Pressler changing hearts and minds
of voters on the ground in key states, I don't see how we don't win again and
again and again, especially because the
Democrats are in complete disarray.
I can't imagine a JD Vance not beating an AOC or whoever else they decide to put up
there.
Anyway, you know what time it is.
It's time to start scrolling.
My first video is unfortunately, oh no, actually I have a funny one for you first.
This is comedian Samuel Jacob making fun of the Democrats hypocrisy while we're on the
topic.
Abolish slavery?
Well then who's gonna pick our crops?
Deport the illegals?
Then who's gonna pick our crops?
This Lincoln guy is destroying our country.
Ending slavery?
I think he needs to go. This Donald Trump guy is destroying our country. Ending slavery? I think he needs to go.
This Donald Trump guy is destroying our country.
Sending all our voters back to Mexico?
I think he needs to go.
A public education system?
Why, that's a terrible idea.
What a stupid waste of money that would be.
We need to be pouring, no,
create a tsunami of funding for our public education system.
It's one of our best ways to the minds of children.
The best ways to the minds of children. I just thought that that was so funny. He, I
didn't want to play the entire video for, you know, copyright purposes. Like if you
want to see the full video, go follow Samuel Jacob. Um, I just thought he's, he's very
funny. He does a lot of videos like that too, so he's a good follow.
But he also made fun of Pocahontas Elizabeth Warren saying, you know, the Native Americans
like, we'll give you casinos.
And then he's like, you know, don't call me Pocahontas.
Like that's insulting.
So it's just, he's very funny.
But now we are going to, I'm going to, um, introduce to you a trans influencer named
Lily Tino. I don't know what his name was before he was Lily Tino, so we're just going with it.
Everyone on the internet knows him as Lily Tino and he posted this video of his facial feminization
surgery. Apparently this is supposed to be like a before and after we can play this.
So he's looking manly with long red hair.
But then this is, you know, post surgery, he's showing his face. This is supposed to be like a day by day,
kind of like a timeline of how his face is supposedly getting more feminine.
And I'm not seeing a difference.
Does anyone,
anyone in the chat?
Anyone in the chat seeing a difference?
This is 35 days after his facial feminization surgery.
Still looks like a dude with long hair to me. I don't know.
But Lily Tino has been known to make very inflammatory videos on the Internet.
I'm sure a lot of, if anyone in the chat or
anyone listening has young children or you have young grandchildren,
I'm sure you've heard of Miss Rachel. Miss
Rachel is some parents probably best friend. She's gone a little woke, but you know, Miss
Rachel, she's very bubbly and happy and she makes videos about, you know, you know, all
the learning blocks that, you know, all the milestones that your baby is supposed to hit talking about you know colors and shapes and
whatever else so Lily Tino is trying to do his best Miss Rachel impression except he's just
indoctrinating kids so watch this. Hi friends today we're going to talk about something super
important what it means to be transgender. It's a big word, but I promise that it's easy to understand.
Ready to learn?
The first thing I want you to do is close your eyes.
Now think, do you feel like a boy, a girl,
or a little bit of both?
Do you have your answer?
Great.
Now I want you to imagine that everyone keeps telling you
that you're something else,
even though in your heart, you know who you are. Wouldn't keeps telling you that you're something else, even though
in your heart, you know who you are. Wouldn't that make you sad inside? People who feel
like this are transgender.
So I, I'm not sure. First of all, there are no babies, um, or very young children. I don't
think watching tick tock or have their own tick tock account. So maybe parents are watching this. Um, but if you're speaking to kids and asking
them, you know, close your eyes and do you feel like a boy? Do you feel like a girl?
We should not be asking children that question. We should be raising children
based on their biological sex. And that's it. There's really no other option. The option is
And that's it. There's really no other option.
The option is do what the science says and that's it.
We're not grooming children, which is what this is.
So he's not only trying to indoctrinate children,
but he's also trying to maybe influence parents
to trans their kids.
So this is just a little taste of who Lily Tino is.
Not only this, but he also goes to restaurants
and he'll sit at the table and he'll put his phone up and he records himself eating at restaurants.
And a lot of times he's alone and he'll film the waiter coming over to him saying like, hi sir, or, hey guys, can I get your order?
And he freaks out about being misgendered.
And I found this video hilarious
because this was another TikToker
reacting to one of Lily Tino's misgender crash outs.
Watch this.
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in the past 24 hours.
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So if you're listening and not watching, the man had a massive LED sign that said she slash
her. So maybe Lily can use this massive sign and wear it around his neck when he goes and
sits down at these restaurants and then nobody will misgender him. But it's interesting because it's not just normal people who are, you know, fixated with this
Lily Tino person, but here's another trans man, so a woman, reacting to Lily Tino.
So that was a trans person, uh, saying me, every time I see a Lily Tino video,
taking down the trans flag in their apartment and throwing out testo
gel. I don't want to know what testo gel is. Um, I'm assuming it's a gel that increases your testosterone, but it's neither here nor there. I wasn't going to Google it. So there
you go. Um, so now I am done scarring you with trans videos.
I am going to end the show with funny puppy videos.
There is a viewer named Vanessa, I think we connected on Instagram and she was telling
me about her new dog and I said I'm actually going to have puppy videos on the show.
I told her it was yesterday but it's today.
So Vanessa, these go out to you.
The first one is a puppy or a dog
that is very scary looking.
I feel like people on the internet,
and this is no hate, no shade to people who have doodles.
I think they're very cute.
I have a lot of friends who have doodles and I love them.
They're so sweet.
But this one is particularly scary looking.
It has like different size eyes, different color eyes,
and there's like black holes
around them. Play the tape. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, you want to play that again? I feel like people
didn't get a good look at just how scary this dog is. So the dog is smiling, but it looks a little
angry and a little scary. We could leave this up while I read the
comments because here are the comments. Someone said, you sleep knowing that thing is in your house?
Someone said, do you call animal control or the Vatican for this? I feel like I would maybe call
both. Check for a zipper OMG. That is there's an ongoing joke on the internet that doodles
because they have maybe human looking eyes that check for a zipper. It might be like a human in
a dog suit. Um, and then someone said the power of Christ compels you. So I don't know. What do
you guys think about this dog? They do have, like, remember I haven't seen this in a while but back in like
2015 2016 it was like they had these
Competitions for like ugliest dog and I always felt so bad
I'm like dogs really aren't ugly and I mean some of them weren't like the cutest but I feel like I don't know
It makes me sad. Anyway, I do have two cute puppy videos
as a palette cleanser for you.
Looks like someone said, looks like Lily Tino in the chat.
Who is that?
Harry Hugh Johnson, looks like Nancy Pelosi.
Ah!
Guys, you're making me laugh.
Yeah, I mean, it's not the cutest duck I've ever seen.
But here is a very cute puppy with a stick.
Here's the palate cleanser.
So this, if you're listening, this is a very small dachshund carrying a stick that is likely four times its size.
Very, very cute.
He's waiting to cross the street.
He's got his big stick. I swear, if I saw this,
it would just make my entire day.
I think this is so cute.
Look at him go! He's running so fast with it.
He's so proud.
And if you thought that I couldn't do you one
better, I found an even
bigger dog carrying an even bigger stick.
So we can watch that one.
Buddy, we cannot bring this home.
We cannot.
It's like a whole dang tree.
Anyway, those are all the funny videos that I have for you tonight.
Thank you for scrolling along with me.
I so appreciate everyone in the live chat.
You are so fun.
You made me laugh today, so I appreciate that.
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