The Dan Bongino Show - Schiff & The Dems Implode Again (Ep 1076)

Episode Date: September 27, 2019

In this episode, I address the explosive hearing on Capitol Hill yesterday where the hapless Democrats completely humiliated themselves. I also address John Solomon’s revealing new piece which blows... up Joe Biden’s nonsense. News Picks: John Solomon’s latest blockbuster piece exposes Biden’s lies. More information on the deep-state leaker the media refers to as the “whistleblower.” Sleazy Adam Schiff literally made up quotes at the DNI hearing yesterday. Is this what the Democrats are really afraid of regarding Ukraine and Pinchuk?  Census shows the highest level of foreign-born US residents in over a half a century.  Is “The Donald” being silenced by Reddit? This liberal newspaper is facing tremendous backlash for attacking a man raising money for charity.  The latest impeachment push by the deranged Democrats is already backfiring. Look at these poll numbers. Here’s a copy of the letter the phony Democrats sent to Ukraine demanding an investigation into Trump.   Copyright Dan Bongino All Rights Reserved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 get ready to hear the truth about america on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host dan bongino thank you thank you uh thank you uh another absolutely packed book signing last night in vero beach there were people up in the balcony it was packed see some pictures on our youtube account it was just unbelievable. Thank you to everyone that showed up for my book signing for my new book, Exonerated in Vero Beach, especially the guy who came from Michigan. People drove over from Fort Myers.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Paula took some pictures yesterday. It was packed. You all have really been great. I can't thank you enough. I have a book signing again tomorrow, Saturday 2 p.m. Barnes & Noble, Palm Beach Gardens. And what is it? October 4th in the Villages? Paula, excuse me. Yeah, October 4th, Barnes & Noble in the Villages is my last two.
Starting point is 00:00:51 You can also go to Premier Collectibles and get my book over there as well. So thank you so much. It's a great honor. Producer Joe, how are you today? Well, Dan, it's Friday. So, yeah. It is Friday. I'm doing well.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Everybody does well on Fridays. Joe and I have had a very long week. It is. It's been crazy. We appreciate all your patience. Yesterday was our most listened to show ever. Thank you so much. And I've got more on that today. Let me just lay out what we're going to do. We're going to cover the hearing yesterday and how sleazeball slimy Adam Schiff, a broken jellyfish of a human being. I mean, completely humiliated himself and the Democrats as another hearing attempting to destroy the presidency of Donald Trump imploded in their faces. I got that first. I want to kind of pick up on where we left off yesterday about what they're really hiding with CrowdStrike and the Ukrainians.
Starting point is 00:01:42 The Biden stuff's bad, but they're hiding something else. Yeah. Joe, before the show was doing that, it was really funny. I got John Solomon's revelations last night and a couple of other stories about the new rules, folks. So don't go anywhere. All right. Today's show brought to you by our buddies at Helix Sleep, the most comfortable mattresses. We would be lost without them.
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Starting point is 00:03:45 energized. So yesterday at the hearing, what happened? We had the committee led by human sleazeball Adam Schiff. He brought up the director of national intelligence regarding this whistleblower complaint. It's not really a whistleblower complaint. It's a deep state operative wants to take out Donald Trump, who leaked some information that was benign to the media to do Spygate number two, the collusion hoax number two. That's basically what happened. As I said yesterday, and I said on Laura Ingraham's show last night, this was a professionally orchestrated hit. The leaks to the media in advance, the hyperbolic language, Trump made promises to a foreign leader,
Starting point is 00:04:21 the way the legal citations and the footnoting was worded in the in the alleged whistleblower complaint the way that they talk about the classification of the document if it were to be classified later this was a professionally orchestrated hit don't go anywhere because i'm going to show you exactly how this happened but showing you what a slot but a completely slimy sleazy slime easy that's my new word it's a completely slimy, sleazy, slime easy. That's my new word. It's a slime ball who's sleazy. A slime easy person.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Adam Schiff is. Here is Adam Schiff making up completely, fabricating out of whole cloth, fabricating charges that he says are in the whistleblower complaint. And he goes on later to claim he was just joking.'s real funny joe funny time yeah congressional hearings about impeachment adam schiff thinks it's funny time this reminds me of joe pesci ray leone you won't get the goodfellas reference he thinks this is funny here is this slime ball adam ship completely making this stuff up check this out the essence of what the president communicates We've been very good to your country, very good. No other country has done as much as we have. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:05:30 I don't see much reciprocity here. I hear what you want. I have a favor I want from you, though. And I'm going to say this only seven times, so you better listen good. I want you to make up dirt on my political opponent, understand lots of it. On this and on that, I'm going to put you in touch with people, not just any people. I'm going to put you in touch with Attorney General of the United States, my Attorney General, Bill Barr. He's got the whole weight of the American law enforcement
Starting point is 00:06:00 behind him. And I'm going to put you in touch with Rudy. You're going to love him, trust me. You know what I'm asking, and so I'm only going to say this a few more times, in a few more ways. And by the way, don't call me again. I'll call you when you've done what I asked. This is, in some, in character what the president was trying to communicate with the president of Ukraine. It would be funny if it wasn't such a graphic betrayal of the president's oath of office. But as it does represent a real betrayal, there's nothing the president says here that is in America's interest, after all. This guy's a drill bit.
Starting point is 00:06:42 I think that's a compliment for him, Joe. I think you're being very generous with the language. Thank you, Daniel. You understand he just made that whole thing up. Yeah. That what he just... Now, why? Again, this has been covered on cable news, and I think the difference with our show is the why
Starting point is 00:07:02 matters. We haven't said that in a long time. No, we haven't. We always explain the why. Why did't said that in a long time we always explain the why did he do that well obviously number one he has no character he's a spineless jellyfish but we knew that that's not news adam shift the sleazeball we knew that you know 10 years ago why did he do what he did well two reasons the actual transcript of the call between Trump and the president of Ukraine, where the Democrats allege that Trump sold the country out and was requesting information on his political opponents, which is not true. The actual transcript is benign.
Starting point is 00:07:38 You may have a political judgment about how Trump conducts foreign policy, but there is unquestionably no criminality. And I'd make the case that what Trump said was totally appropriate. The corruption of Biden and the Obama administration with Ukraine is something we should be looking at. I'm not willing to forfeit that argument to people. So that's number one. He didn't read from the actual transcript and literally lied to you and the American
Starting point is 00:08:04 people because there's nothing in the transcript that's going to indict or impeach donald trump nothing bingo so he had to make it up and he's a man of completely a completely devoid of character he has no morals or ethics at all he's not a broken politician he's a broken man he's not a bad politician he's a bad human being being. He is an unethical, awful person. I would not trust with my accountant, my kids, my car, my house, nothing. He is a broken man. But secondly, he did it for another reason. And this is the Democrats' tactics.
Starting point is 00:08:40 The Democrats have a propaganda arm. It's called the mainstream media. They work for the Democrats. They work for them like sycophantic, bootlicking butt kissers. That's what they do. They're employed by them. That's what they do. They may not be physically taking money, but they sold their souls to them in a Faustian bargain a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:09:02 The Democrats knew if Adam Schiff did that and lied about what's in the transcript, give us information or our opponent will shake you, whatever nonsense sleazeball Schiff just spouted from his soup cooler,
Starting point is 00:09:15 they knew that's what the media would pick up. There it is. That the media was going to portray that as what's actually in the transcript because they're bootlicking
Starting point is 00:09:24 sycophants with not an ounce of integrity either. Folks, as we said yesterday, and again, thank you for our most listened to show ever, the Trump-Ukraine call and the whistleblower who reported on the call, the original claims are false. There was no quid pro quo. In other words, deal cut, something for something. They initially stated Trump threatened to withhold military aid to Ukraine if they didn't investigate Hunter Biden. That is not in the call that has been debunked. It is 100% false. Second, they said Trump asked for a favor to investigate Hunter Biden.
Starting point is 00:10:03 That is not what he was talking about. The favor was to investigate Ukrainians' role in the corruption of the 2016 election. Thankfully, Trump asked for that. They made that up too. Finally, Trump told Zelensky, you need to talk to Giuliani. Zelensky, the Ukrainian president, brought up Giuliani,
Starting point is 00:10:20 not Trump. So the three central tenets of their accusation, which we discussed at length yesterday, were entirely debunked. So Schiff made it up for a compliant bootlicking media to lap up like dogs and to throw that out there. Reminds me of that Batman movie with the Christopher Nolan, like dogs, like dogs. When that guy's talking about killing Bruce Wayne's parents, they begged like dogs, like dogs. Like dogs. They're going to lap it up. Now, thankfully
Starting point is 00:10:48 Brad Winstrip, congressman on the Republican side. Oh, yeah. He came back and pretty much slammed and stuck it in Adam Schiff's face. So we needed one of these. So I don't want to leave you in a bad... Listening to Adam Schiff will always put you in a bad mood because he's a jellyfish, a spineless human being, and just a broken person.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Here's Brad Winstrip, Republican, just dropping a bomb on Adam Schiff for this stupidity. Check this out. To withhold the information from you as the chair, this committee or the Senate Intelligence Committee. Director, I wish I had the confidence of knowing that but for this hearing, but for the deadline that we were forced to set with this hearing, that we would have been provided that complaint. But I don't know that we would have ever seen that complaint. Dr. Wenster. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. And I thank you, Mr. McGuire, for being here today. You know, I think it's a shame that we started off this hearing with fictional remarks, the implication of a conversation that took place between a president and a foreign leader, putting words into it that did not exist,
Starting point is 00:11:50 they're not in the transcript. And I will contend that those were intentionally not clear, and the chairman described it as parody, and I don't believe that this is the time or the place for parody when we are trying to seek facts. Nor do those that were involved with the conversation agree with the parody that the chairman gave us and unfortunately today many innocent americans are going to turn on their tv and the media is only going to show that section of what the chairman had to say but i'm also glad to know that many americans have seen this movie too many times and they're tired of it no hey that guy last night the book, he gave us cigars. We need the cigar thing.
Starting point is 00:12:30 We totally need the cigar thing. We need the cigar thing so bad right now. Man, talk about an owning of the libs. Nice job. Of course, these are owning of the libs thug life classes. We appreciate it. I just wanted to play that to not leave you in a bad mood on Friday,
Starting point is 00:12:48 knowing that there are people out there who are tired of this spineless jellyfish, Adam Schiff, and are willing to say so in front of the television. Devin Nunes, by the way, also did a spectacular job. I could play clips all day from this. Oh, yeah. Just smoking Adam Schiff. He's like, hey, congratulations to the Democrats
Starting point is 00:13:04 on their latest rollout of their latest fake news story very nice devon dunas okay uh we got that now i told you i would explain to you quickly here how this was an orchestrated professional hit let me set this up i'm going to show you adam shift's tweet in a second now the date of the tweet's going to matter and what i'm going to show you Adam Schiff's tweet in a second. Now, the date of the tweet is going to matter. And what I'm going to tell you is going to be this was a professional hit. This is not a whistleblower complaint. This was an inside deep state hit on Donald Trump. Folks, Adam Schiff has claimed repeatedly that he did not see the whistleblower complaint until just recently.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Now, what is today's date, Paula? September 26th or something? I don't even know. 27th. 27th. It's September 27th. So just, you know, I know liberals are listening. They have a tough time with facts and stuff.
Starting point is 00:13:55 It's now September 27th, Friday. Adam Schiff is claiming up until recently, yesterday, today, this week, he didn't see the whistleblower complaint, had no idea any of this was going on. Remember what this is. It's a deep state alleged whistleblower who complained about a call Trump made in August to the Ukrainian president where he allegedly sold the country out
Starting point is 00:14:15 to get information on his political opponents, right? That was the allegation. Schiff says, Joe, I didn't know anything about this until recently. Really? I didn't know anything about this until recently. Really? Check out this tweet from Shifty, Jellyfish Shifty. The date on this tweet, by the way, is August 28th. You can see because Natasha Bertrand, noted collusion hoaxer
Starting point is 00:14:37 and a formal deep state operative for Adam Schiff. Look at the date, August 28th, 2019. Quote Adam Schiff on his tweet, Trump is withholding vital military aid to Ukraine while his personal lawyer seeks help from the Ukraine government to investigate his political opponent. It doesn't take a stable genius to see the magnitude of this conflict or how destructive it is to our national security. By the way, he tweets, by the way, quote retweets, Natasha Bertrand, who says, breaking! Trump has asked his national
Starting point is 00:15:10 security team to review funding for Ukraine to ensure the money is being used in the interests of the U.S. Folks, what does this sound like to you? The collusion hoax. Pardon there. Pardon there. D-E-U-X. This is Natasha Bertrand. Oh, frenchie there on the other side he's
Starting point is 00:15:29 back folks i told you the natasha bertrand is one up there with fusion kendallanian these are the lead collusion hoaxers these are the the propagandist pravda. Yeah. Red state. And I don't mean red state like red republic. Red state advocates for the Democrat activists and hit job people in the deep state. Bertrand was one of the lead collusion hoaxers. Leaks. Her and Fusion Kandalanian and others. Ignatius at the Washington Post where intel people feed to them false leads. Schiff is conveniently quote tweeting a collusion hoaxer saying, hey, we're hearing rumors about
Starting point is 00:16:10 this Ukraine stuff. Joe, they were just hearing rumors. Yeah, folks, it's obvious Schiff had the complaint early. Now, it's obvious it was a professional hit. This was being coordinated with the media who works for the democrats people like collusion hoaxer and conspiracy theorist natasha bertrand noted conspiracy he's like a medal-winning conspiracy theorist this was all coordinated this was a coordinated hit now again adding some color to it. What should be done?
Starting point is 00:16:47 Folks, that whistleblower needs to go up to the hill. Yes, sir. Get him up there. Get him or her up there. Get them up there. Get that whistleblower. Get him up there. And I have my suspicions, by the way, again, about who coordinated this whole thing.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Working on some stuff there, too. So stay tuned. This is not pretty get that person up to the hill right now and let's see exactly who they spoke to and when under oath i want them under oath when exactly did you speak to congressional staffers about this because adam schiff says he didn't see it until September. But he's tweeting out in August allegations that are only in the whistleblower complaint. Along with his deep state ally, propagandist and conspiracy theorist, Natasha Bertrand. Sounds like a pro hit to me. Of course it's a pro hit because they're hiding something,
Starting point is 00:17:46 which I'm conveniently going to get to right now. You know what? Let me just stop a minute. Let me read this. We have three sponsors today. Always great because I want to get this. I want to roll through this. I have some really good stuff,
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Starting point is 00:19:34 How this whole scam, whistleblower gates, really deep state gate, how it's all an effort to hide something. And, you know, I've been getting a lot of emails, receiving a lot of emails from you all, and I really do appreciate it. And some of them have said this, and you know, because you emailed them to me, listeners, you said, Dan, they're not really hiding the Biden stuff. They're hiding the CrowdStrike stuff. I agree. I discussed that yesterday. I'm going to
Starting point is 00:19:56 hit a little bit of that today as well. Another angle on what they're doing here. But they are hiding the Biden stuff too, folks. You know, Let's not be ridiculous. Nobody wants a big scandal with Obama's vice president breaking during a 2020 election, regardless if Biden's the nominee as well. And what I mean by that is some of your emails, I got a lot of them yesterday, Joe said, well, this is being orchestrated by the Democrats too, because they want to knock off Biden as the front runner. Folks, I totally, completely, 100% disagree with that. I think that's a faulty theory. The Democrats, Biden is already losing. He has already fallen out of favor. He is a gaffe machine. Nobody wants a Democrat, the biggest scandal of the news cycle
Starting point is 00:20:40 to be focused on Obama's former VP as they're running and have to answer questions about it. Folks, I've got evidence for this. I'm not just throwing this out there because it's my opinion. Remember yesterday during the show, we played the Elizabeth Warren cut where she's asked about the scandal. Then she finds out it's about Biden and she automatically backtracked. Kamala Harris, same thing.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Ladies and gentlemen, none of these nominees are running in front of the microphone demanding an investigation of Biden. they know biden's joe he's a he's a wounded political animal right now he is yeah they get it and what's the what is that sun tzu you know when the enemy's destroying himself get out of the way right so everybody quotes sun tzu that's probably not even sun tzu they say sun tzu did everything they say sun t said, where's the beef during the Wendy commercial? They just get out of the way. Biden's collapsing now. Nobody wants a Democrat scandal.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Again, I respect your opinion. I love your emails. But for those of you saying, oh, the Democrats want this too, I 100% disagree. But having said that, I do agree that the bigger scandal and, you know, my buddy 279, one of my good sources, he agrees too that this is about CrowdStStrike which Donald Trump brought up in the transcript we brought up yesterday now I discussed CrowdStrike yesterday quick summation CrowdStrike is associated with the Atlantic Council Victor Pinchuk a big wealthy Ukrainian donor to the Clinton Foundation's on the Atlantic Council it's stocked with a bunch of anti-Trump
Starting point is 00:22:06 and actually former GOP people as well who don't like Trump. The Atlantic Council partnered up with Burisma, the company Joe Biden's kid went to work for in this what looks like to be a corrupt deal. Biden seemed to be over in Ukraine at the time his son got the appointment to barisma i i explain a lot of the um connections in this web of people yesterday but what i said to you yesterday is one of the angles of this that's been ignored is the atlantic council's ties to pinchook and i think the atlantic council and the people involved uh with crowd strike were the ones who were heavily involved in fostering this collusion hoax. Because I don't believe the evidence that the Russians hacked the DNC server is strong. Having said that, Pinchuk, Victor Pinchuk, remember the names. What else are they hiding?
Starting point is 00:22:54 So I'm sorry for those of you who didn't listen to yesterday's show, but if you wouldn't mind, check it out. I didn't mean to gloss over that, but I don't want to repeat the whole show. The bottom line is this. CrowdStrike was the ones that determined, not thebi the russians allegedly hacked the dnc service that's the whole russian collusion hoax and that they gave the information to trump later if the russians did not hack the dnc service you understand the whole hoax falls apart yeah the fbi never got the service yesterday i explained this intricate web of relationships between people at CrowdStrike,
Starting point is 00:23:26 Sean Henry at CrowdStrike, Bob Mueller, who had worked for Bob Mueller, how Sussman at the DNC who was involved with getting the information of the FBI and referring the thing to CrowdStrike. In other words, ladies and gentlemen, they all
Starting point is 00:23:42 know each other, these people. The Atlantic Council, Sussman. But one of the people who funds the Atlantic Council is this guy, Victor Pinchuk. I want to show you something. Because one of the theories we put out there early on about the Mueller probe was that the whole purpose of the Mueller witch hunt was to silence people, Joe. Silence people involved heavily in the collusion hoax and now the ukraine actual scandal with the democrats to get them to shut up and one of those key people was victor pinshaw so hear what i'm saying joey needs you as the audience on buzzman there is a russian collusion scandal it involves the clintons
Starting point is 00:24:22 and the obamas involves the clintons promoting Skolkovo, this Russian military intelligence theft project. The Clintons promoted the Uranium One deal. The fact that they use steel, who use Russian sources. All of the Clinton-Russian collusion, Obama-Russian collusion is real. It involves on the Ukrainian side, the Obama administration getting information through DNC surrogates who left from Ukrainians about Trump and feeding it into the FBI. Does that make sense?
Starting point is 00:24:49 Now, when Trump got elected, they needed to cover their tracks. You know when you get tracks and you wipe the dirt clear? They needed to cover that. They were afraid people were going to start speaking out. So what did they do?
Starting point is 00:25:00 The Mueller team went after people who were involved with the Clintons and the democrats and tied them to donald trump the answers are the they're everywhere vexelberg oleg deripaska yeah and one of them is ukrainian victor pincher by tying them to trump they can get these people to shut up you don't believe me check out this cnbc piece this is going to
Starting point is 00:25:21 scramble your eggs here. Listen to this one. Mueller is reportedly investigating $150,000 donation from a Ukrainian billionaire given to the Trump Foundation by Yen-Ni Lee, Monday, April 9th, 2018. Who is that Ukrainian billionaire? Major Clinton donor and Atlantic Council board member where all these people sit, CrowdStrike, all these anti-Trumpers, Victor Pinchuk. How about that? So let me get this straight.
Starting point is 00:25:51 How about that? How about that? Victor Pinchuk, Ukrainian billionaire who is heavily involved with the Clintons and the Atlantic Council where the whole DNC, hacked by the Russians thing, CrowdStrike, all that stuff, all these people are meeting through the Atlantic Council.
Starting point is 00:26:10 They all know each other. Right? Just to be clear, if they don't know each other directly, they're all in this same sphere of influence, right? This same guy, Pinchuk, who has unquestionable ties to the Clintons he's one of their largest donors at 25 million their foundation and who as we said yesterday the Clintons tried to distance
Starting point is 00:26:34 themselves from when all this started to come out Mueller's investigating him for 150,000 speaking feet to Trump by the way no allegation of illegality at all. Every, I have speaking fees. People pay me to come speak sometime. There's nothing unusual about that. Why would they do that? Folks put your,
Starting point is 00:26:56 as Miss Gilfeather used to say, God rest her soul. My fifth grade teacher, put your thinking caps on boys. They're doing it to shut Pinchuk up. Pinchuk is a man who paid some money, clearly, to people in politics. Is he buying influence?
Starting point is 00:27:11 I'll leave that for you to judge. Pinchuk doesn't want to be on the bad side of Donald Trump. So if someone came and talked to him about his operations, which I'm going to get to in a second, operations with Hillary Clinton, someone had to shut him up. So what better way to shut him up than to send a Mueller team over and go,
Starting point is 00:27:32 we're looking at your stuff for your payment to Donald Trump. He's probably looking like, for Donald Trump? What the hell are you talking about? I gave Hillary Clinton $25 million. You're looking at a $150,000 speaking fee? Shh. Vicky. Vicky, Vicky P.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Shh. Pipe down, buddy. Now, pipe down about what? Pipe down about what? Let's go to piece number two. I love using left-wing resources, by the way. It's so great. Because liberals will go, it's a conspiracy theory.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Really? Newsweek? This is your guys. Rory Ross, Newsweek? Here you go. YouTube.com slash Bongini. You can see it for yourself. I'll read it for you.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Don't you worry. Nothing pleases me more than using left-wing resources. Right? You get the point. Newsweek, Rory Ross, 4-18-2015. I'll even give you the time, 6-15 a.m. Eastern Daylight Time. Hillary Clinton's big benefactor has trade links with Iran. Oh! Oh! Really?
Starting point is 00:28:39 Who? Who could that be? Hillary's big benefactor. I wish we had the thinking cap. I don't want to say someone will send me a thinking cap. I appreciate you all sending me something. Get some tinfoil. We will. We'll get there.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Let's put our tinfoil thinking caps on. Who would have suspicious ties to Iran who's connected to Hillary Clinton, who's also deeply involved with the Atlantic Council, who has connections to CrowdStrike that determined that the Russians hacked the DNC servers when we have had no hard evidence of that. And by the way, he happens to be Ukrainian as they're accusing Trump of being involved with Ukraine. Who could that benefit? Well, let's go to the piece, a little portion of the piece. I'll answer that question for you again from from left wing Newsweek.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Another propaganda outlet. from left-wing Newsweek. Another propaganda outlet. Enemies of Hillary Clinton wanting to discredit her for her White House bid are likely to seize on news that one of the biggest benefactors to the Clinton Foundation has been trading with Iran and may be in breach of U.S. sanctions imposed on the country.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Oh, isn't that cute? Ukrainian oligarch, Viktor Pinchuk, they give his age here, 54, that's nice, has courted the Clintons for at least nine years in the United States, the Alps, and Ukraine. Earlier this year, he was confirmed as the largest individual contributor to the Clinton Foundation, whose aims include the creation of, quote, economic opportunity and growth. Yeah, for the Clintons. Quote, listen to this part at the end he he also has links to the tony blair foundation and represented its biggest single donor in 2013 tony blair clinton friend united kingdom what the same united kingdom who was sharing intel with the obama administration about the Trump team as we pointed out in that CNN article yesterday. That
Starting point is 00:30:25 UK, that Tony Blair, that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. So Joe used to get to do voices on the radio show. Dude, it's the same guy. Folks, let's pull
Starting point is 00:30:42 it out to 150,000 feet here so we can look down on what's going on. Because I don't want to lose you in the wonkery. What is going on here? Exactly what happened with Spygate and the collusion hoax. The Democrats colluded with the Russians. We're getting information from Russian sources through Christopher Steele. Mark Warner, the senator, Democratic senator, was trying to foster a relationship with Oleg Deripaska.
Starting point is 00:31:09 The Democrats interfered in an election by getting information from the United Kingdom and others about a political opponent, Donald Trump. And basically, folks, just took all that information I just said and swap out. Go reverse the tape and just edit it, folks, and swap out. I'm just kidding. Swap out Trump for the Democrat. That's what they did. They said Trump did everything they did. That's all they did.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Because why? Because the bootlicking sycophants and the Pravda media will run with it. Yes, Trump did it. Do you have any evidence? No, no, but the Democrats said it's true. Oh, okay. You understand this is the same thing. with it yes trump did it do you have any evidence no no but the democrats said it's true oh okay you understand this is the same thing victor pinchuk and his operations with the united
Starting point is 00:31:54 kingdom and his donations to the clinton foundation while simultaneously potentially violating the law with his business with Iran was a Clinton scandal in Ukraine. And all they do is plug Trump's name in. Now, dial this back. Why was this a premeditated, calculated professional hit on Trump?
Starting point is 00:32:27 Folks, whereas the collusion hoax was invented out of whole cloth by Steele and Simpson in their dossier, they didn't have anything on Trump in Ukraine. They tried it. So remember what I'm talking about here. The Democrats collude with the Russians. They want to say democrats collude with the russians they want to say trump colluded with the russians to hide their malfeasance so they make it up in the dossier copy the democrats unquestionably have major scandals in ukraine pinchuk the clintons
Starting point is 00:33:00 biden corruption with alexander chalupa and the DNC Leshenko from Ukraine the MP giving information to Nelly Orr of Fusion GPS they replaced the name Trump did it they have nothing Joe Mueller tries to fabricate that charge
Starting point is 00:33:20 through what the Victor Pinchuk piece we just saw where they investigate Pinchuk for a speaking fee to Trump. Where does that go, Joe? Nowhere. Nowhere. They can't even make anything up on that because there's nothing even remotely illegal. So Joe, they sit and they wait. They wait it out. The deep staters, the fraudsters, the inside baseball fake whistleblowers, they wait like snakes ready to pounce. What were they waiting for, Joe? The Ukrainian election.
Starting point is 00:33:59 They know there's a Ukrainian presidential election and they know who's going to call when the election's over. Trump. Of course, he's going to call. Yeah. Congratulate him. And they wait. And the minute he opens his mouth about Biden talking about the president and Ukraine, the corruption we know they were involved in over there, the Democrats and the Biden family, right? Yeah. The minute they do it, a phone call, undoubtedly in my mind, goes over to Capitol Hill staffers for these sleazeball Congress people and senators and says, we got them now. Dano. We got them now.
Starting point is 00:34:41 It reminds me of the timing for Flynn. Remember, let's wait till Flynn goes on vacation. Who comes up with this stuff, dude? Yes. Yeah. Beautifully stated. Mike Flynn goes over to the Dominican Republic. Conveniently, Obama kicks out these diplomats when he's there.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Mike Flynn calls the Russian ambassador. We got him. Wow. Folks, this deep state crap is real. You can gaff it off all you want. Yeah. Don't care. I'm here to report what's happening,
Starting point is 00:35:14 not what you think is happening. This was a professional orchestrated hit where they were waiting on that call and it was immediately turned into a leak and a fake whistleblower scandal because why they have to erase hillary's ties and biden's ties and the democrats ties to ukraine and replace it with trump and everything they tried before including tying trump to trump to pinchook didn't work now why was why was Pinchuk? What's going on with Pinchuk and Iran and what are they hiding?
Starting point is 00:35:49 Again, they're hiding a lot of stuff. Biden, Ukraine and the DNC. I don't want to make this sound like it's one thing. I'm just trying to tell you how deep the Democrats quagmire is with Ukraine. Folks, there's a list we keep. By the way, that Newsweek piece will be in the show notes today. I hate to give them the clicks, but you need to read it. This is a left-wing resource you can use against your liberal friends who go, that's a conspiracy theory. Really?
Starting point is 00:36:12 A Newsweek conspiracy theory against the Democrats? Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. Dopes. Down a little further in the piece, I just want to talk through it. I didn't send it to you, Paul. I didn't send it to you, Paul. I want to talk through this because I want you to listen so you understand what Hillary's involvement in Ukraine is. This guy Pinchuk owned a steel company called Interpipe. Interpipe sold some of this material
Starting point is 00:36:36 to Iran for over a million dollars. Why does that matter? The allegations are, or were at the time, that the sale from Pinchuk's company to Iran, Joe, violated specific U.S. sanctions against that deal. You are not allowed to sell that kind of material for an invoice over a million dollars to Iran. The invoice was over a million dollars. There is a list then, Joe, compiled by, oh, we'll get to that in a second, a list of companies that violate these sanctions that gets maintained then by who?
Starting point is 00:37:20 The U.S. State Department. Who was run at the time of the sale by who? Oh, Hillary Clinton. And mysteriously, Pinchuk's company, despite credible allegations, they should have been on the list for violating those sanctions, mysteriously disappears. Who manages the list?
Starting point is 00:37:46 Hillary Clinton. Reminds me of The Recruit with Colin Farrell. Remember that CIA movie? The knock list! Get the knock list! Where's the list? Why isn't Pinchuk on it? You think it had anything to do with his $25 million
Starting point is 00:38:00 in donations to the Clinton Foundation? No, no, no. Of course not. Joe, don't be silly. Come on, guy. Oh, man. Stop, don't be silly. Come on, guy. Stop, Joe, with your conspiracy theories. Stop it. Driving the audience crazy with your silly conspiracy theories. I'm sorry, guys.
Starting point is 00:38:15 A lot of people at the book signing asked for you again last night. We got to make a guest. Next book, I'm going to have you out at one. We could do a remote broadcast. It'd be a lot of fun. We'll do a show beforehand. That'd be a lot of fun. We'll do a show beforehand. That'd be a lot of fun. Folks, let me just say, because I got a lot more to get to.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Again, this is Collusion Gate, Spy Gate, Hoax Gate, part two. The Democrats, as Tucker Carlson beautifully said, the virtue is the sin. They claim to be virtuously combating corruption by Donald Trump in the Ukraine. What they're really covering is their mortal sin of their deep involvement in Ukrainian corruption. Now, I know Joe is the audience, but Paula, did that make sense? Okay. Share that everywhere. That's what they're hiding.
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Starting point is 00:41:01 Johnny Solomon. Hey. Dropping a few bombs last night on Hannity. Man, he did not disappoint. No. He was on Sean's show last night and just dropped a tactical nuke on a battlefield. By the way, people email me. I know the difference between tactical nukes.
Starting point is 00:41:17 I get it. I just like the term because I know what they are. Some people email me. You know the tactical nukes are the smaller battlefield. I get it. I get it. It's just the line. Okay, know, the tactical nukes are the smaller battlefield. I get it. I get it. It's just the one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Here's a piece of the hill at the show notes. Listen, there are rarely must reads. There are a lot of should reads. This is a must read up at the show notes. Now, John Solomon, the one secret memos cast doubt on Joe Biden's Ukraine story. These one secret memo. So what happened last night? I just got done telling you, and I'm going to motor through this quick because it's easy
Starting point is 00:41:44 to explain a little easier than the Hillary Clinton Ukraine angle. The Democrats, I agree with your emails, are covering a lot of things in Ukraine. They're covering up Biden, they're covering up Hillary, and they're covering up the Ukrainian collusion with the DNC to give the Manafort information to the FBI. They're covering all of that, Leschenko, Nellie Orr, I get it. the FBI. They're covering all of that. Leschenko, Nellie Orr, I get it. But the Biden angle is important. And no, I don't agree that the Democrat candidates for president want this out there. So you understand the story? It's simple again. Biden's kid gets the job at Burisma, the natural gas company, after Biden travels to Ukraine in 2014. It's a lucrative million dollar thing, $50,000 a month, as Biden's in Ukraine actually talking about natural gas,
Starting point is 00:42:26 among other things. The investigation starts into that deal right away. It sounds corrupt, smells bad. Biden then tries to get the prosecutor fired. Matter of fact, does get the prosecutor, Victor Shokin, looking into that Burisma deal fired. Okay, simple, right? Biden's kid gets a sweet gig. Ukrainians look into it biden demands a guy looking into it gets fired that is the scandal all right now biden's story is this joe biden's story is no no no no no no we just wanted the prosecutor looking into my kid's sweetheart deal fired because he was a really bad guy and to boot those cases against my kid this is joe biden against hunter had already concluded by the time i made these demands and the verdict is in that is colossal bs all right
Starting point is 00:43:14 none of that is true so from the excellent johnny solomon's piece please read the link in my show notes it is well worth your time let's go through John's talking points here. John has documents, unlike Joe Biden, from the Ukrainian government and others showing that that Biden story is complete, total BS. Let's go to takeaway number one. Burisma, the company Joe Biden's kid Hunter works for in this $50,000 sinecure he has. Burisma's own lawyers. Remember the cases that hold that up for a second. Biden's saying that they wanted the prosecutor looking into his kid fire because he was corrupt, not because of anything to do with my kid.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Here's from the piece. Wrong. For instance, quote, Burisma's American legal representatives met with Ukrainian officials just days after Biden forced the firing of the prosecutor and offered, listen to this, folks, quote, an apology for dissemination of false information by U.S. representatives and public figures about Ukrainian prosecutors, according to the Ukrainian government's own memos of the meeting. The effort to secure the meeting began the same day the prosecutor's firing was announced. So Biden's story, story A, the lie, Joe Biden. This was a corrupt guy. We wanted him fired. It didn't matter.
Starting point is 00:44:40 He was looking into my kid. The actual lawyer for Joe Biden's kid's company. Hey, we're really sorry we lied about the prosecutor and that thing yesterday. My bad. Nelson Muntz moment. What did they think?
Starting point is 00:44:52 The Ukrainian government in this meeting wasn't taking notes? Joe Biden's story is a lie. The lawyers for Hunter Biden's company have already admitted they lied about the prosecutor.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Don't worry, Natasha Bertrand and collusion hoaxers. Nothing to see here, Joe. Nothing to see here. Don't you worry at all. We have a carpet here. Sweep it under. Takeaway number two, the deuce. This one's a beaut.
Starting point is 00:45:26 They actually try to set up these lawyers' meetings with the Obama administration. Listen to this one. In addition, Burisma, again, Hunter Biden's company for his cutie pie little job there, 50K a month. In addition, Burisma's American team offered to introduce Ukrainian prosecutors to Obama administration officials
Starting point is 00:45:44 to make amends, Joe, for lying about their prosecutor. According to that memo and the American legal team's internal emails. Holy Moses. Not only are they admitting to lying about the prosecutor, Joe Biden's people.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Now, lawyers for Hunter Biden's company are brokering arrangements to meet with the Obama administration. What the heck are Burisma lawyers doing setting up meetings with our White House? They work for us. To make amends for what, Joe? Amends for lying about Shokin, the prosecutor. Oh, he was fired because he was corrupt. No, he was fired because he was looking into your kid.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Amends? What do you have to make amends for? If he was fired because he was corrupt, amends for what? Liars. Don't worry, media people. There's nothing to see here. Nothing at all but trump was gonna build trump tower in moscow yeah yeah that's the real story total imbeciles takeaway number three this one's a doozy too the giuliani thing i love this because remember their thing is oh trump sent giuliani over there you got number three
Starting point is 00:47:05 here we go quote ukrainian prosecutors said they have tried to get this information to the doj since the summer of 2018 oh really fearing it might be evidence of possible violations of u.s ethics laws wow isn't that fascinating joe first they hired a former federal prosecutor to bring the information to the u.s attorney in New York, who they say showed no interest. Wow. Shocker. Deep state DOJ swamp rats aren't interested in any Biden corruption. Yeah. Listen, this last line. Then the Ukrainians reached out to President Trump's personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani. Wait, wait. It's not what they told us, Joe. The Democrats told us Giuliani initiated all of this. That's what they told us. So now we know the real story, that the Ukrainians smell a rat here and a potential criminal case against the VP's kid. They go to prosecutors,
Starting point is 00:47:57 swamp rat DOJ type, say, we're not interested. And then they reach out to Giuliani to try and clean up this corruption. But yeah, Joe, you're right. This is all a Trump scam. Yeah. Yeah. Dopes. Photo four. I call them photos because I take screenshots.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Screenshot four. John Solomon's piece. Investigation, ladies and gentlemen, was not closed. Keep that up there. Remember Joe Biden's lie? Oh oh by the time i demanded the prosecutor looking into my kid was fired that case had already closed looking into my my son's company barisma no wrong from the peace shocker joe some media outlets have reported that evergreen by the way that's some media they should say some pravda hacks have
Starting point is 00:48:45 reported that at the time joe biden forced the firing in march of 2016 there were no open investigations those reports are wrong again evergreen folks evergreen a british-based investigation of barista mizona was closed down in early 2015 on a technicality when a deadline for documents was not met. But the Ukrainian prosecutor general's office still had two open inquiries in March of 2016 when Biden's demanding the prosecutor looking into this case be fired, according to the official case file provided to Solomon. One of those cases involved taxes, the other allegations of corruption. Burisma announced the cases against it
Starting point is 00:49:28 were not closed and settled until January of 2017. I know, Libs, you can't do math and follow basic numbers, but Joe, last, we haven't, you know, someone brought up Jay Zabacus last night. We haven't spoken about him in a while.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Oh, yeah. You don't need, do you have Jay Zabacus? Yeah. There it is. Okay, I want you to do some simple math. A need you have jay's abacus uh yeah there it is okay i want you to do some simple a guy named jay sent us an abacus a long time ago for you a renegade republican listeners okay so joe i want you to do simple math for me this is very very well actually this is maybe a little bit complicated get the abacus out here we go i want you to make i do a subtraction for me and i want you to tell me january of. I want you to subtract that from January 2016.
Starting point is 00:50:05 How many years is that? 10, 20, or one? Get the abacus. I know this is tough. Is that one year, 10 years, or 20 years? Think about it. It's hard. Don't get this wrong.
Starting point is 00:50:16 That's one year. That's one year. Thank you. I'm glad we have this. Is it? Wait. I know we have the... Jay, I know you're,
Starting point is 00:50:25 thank you again for the abacus. We're introducing Jay's abacus to our new listeners. But having said that, Joe, that there's a second part to this question that's very difficult.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Oh man. Now you can call in a lifeline if you need. I know it's a one year difference between January 2017 and March 2016, okay? Is January 2017
Starting point is 00:50:41 after or before March of 2016. Call a lifeline if you need. Take your time. 17, 16. I'm going to take a guess and say it's after, Dan. Yes! Ding, ding.
Starting point is 00:51:00 The verdict is in. Armacost is correct. So we now know, thanks to Jay's advocates and brilliant Joe Armacost, that Joe Biden claimed the investigation into his son was closed when he demanded the firing in March of 2016. But Burisma themselves and official Ukrainian case files show in January of 2017, after, as Joe beautifully stated stated those cases were still open media people don't worry don't you worry about the truth nope you just right over your melons don't you worry let's give the side view my horrible profile for my broken nose i got punched by my brother once
Starting point is 00:51:44 and sparring for a training for a mixed martial arts thing he wanted to do he broke my nose twice remember that paula paula comes downstairs she goes uh i said i think we have a problem my nose is bleeding my nose was like here on the side of my face she goes uh yeah you got a problem dude like you want to move that thing straight again and what did i say to you she goes i think you should stop now i'm like no we got two more rounds remember that she's like my gosh are you an idiot i went two more rounds i couldn't smell for like six months i'm not even kidding my nose was so broken oh man don't you worry folks let it coast right over your silly little heads. The investigation was closed. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Just start selling Jays. Jays. Was there a plural for, is it abacuses or abacai? Abacai. We should start selling them to media people who can't do basic math. All right. One more takeaway.
Starting point is 00:52:39 And then I, you know, I get two quick stories. I'm going to run. Okay. So Shokin, the prosecutor who Biden once fired, is looking into his kid. They said he was corrupt and he was told he was fired
Starting point is 00:52:50 because of corruption, not because he was looking into his kid. From the Solomon piece, in a newly sworn affidavit prepared by a European court, Shokin actually testified that he was fired in March of 2016 and he was told the reason. And the reason was that Biden was unhappy about the Burisma investigation. Quote, the truth is I was forced out
Starting point is 00:53:10 because I was leading a wide-ranging corruption probe into Burisma Holdings, a natural gas firm active in Ukraine. And Joe Biden's son, Hunter, was a member of the board of directors. Shokin testified in a sworn affidavit. Again, media folks, don't you worry.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Let's focus on the Trump Tower in Moscow. What Trump Tower in Moscow? Exactly the one that doesn't exist. That's the real conflict of interest, right? Ah, son of a biscuit. Son of a biscuit. Well said, my friend. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:42 All right. You get that. Let me just tie all that up for you now dems are hiding their ukraine collusion dems are hiding hillary clinton's ukraine involvement dems are hiding a devastating scandal on biden you now know the truth biden's line and shifts a sleazeball that i just want to throw that there we go yeah okay all right i want to leave you with some just some good stories because i know it's been a kind of a depressing week with all this nonsense brother and all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:54:06 But I titled these New Rules Stories. Remember the new rules, right? We win, you lose. We're done playing nice. OK, you want to use Alinsky rules? We'll use them, too. I am done with the nonsense. We're now in battlefield morality. You want to destroy us. We're going to fight back.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Again, we'll leave the sicko violence stuff for you lunatics on the left, the anti-First Amendment Antifa people, but we are going to fight back using political tactics you use on us. Don't care at all. So here are some of the new rule stories. Here is a guy I absolutely adore, Tom Homan, up on Capitol Hill yesterday. Tom Homan is the best. Disclosure, I know Tom, none of it matters, but you know, whatever. Tom's up on Capitol Hill yesterday. Tom Holman is the best. Disclosure, I know Tom, nothing that matters, but you know, whatever. Tom's up on Capitol Hill testifying about immigration and he just lights Congress on fire. Check out this cut.
Starting point is 00:54:53 This is great. And we wonder why ICE agents are being attacked and our facilities being shot at and being burned down. We wonder why spouses and children of border patrol agents are bullied in schools and churches last hearing i was called a racist and a bigot because i enforced the laws that you enacted if i'm a racist and bigot for enforcing laws you enacted what's that make you
Starting point is 00:55:16 you wrote the law wait wait i hate to make a return but oh oh i love this guy this is my new man panion i love tom homan he needs it you know what tom if you i know you you may watch the show sometimes so can i send a pair of these to you i want you on capitol hill after you do that next time i want you to sit back like this that's it that's all i want that's all i want i'm a racist for enforcing the laws you idiots wrote them oh we got this thank you all right paula paula was nice enough to bring in a cigar hold on folks i don't back it away from the we got a guy who was nice enough to bring some stogies. Thank you, Paula. That's all we want.
Starting point is 00:56:13 This is what we want. And Holman, I'm sending you a cigar too. And thank you to the listener who gave us a cigar last night. Paula just said... who gave us a cigar last night. Paul, I just... Thank you, Paul. That was your finest moment doing the show. Really. I need to get Joe a cigar, too. Okay, I'm not done with Homan.
Starting point is 00:56:37 So, the chair of the committee, and this is what I mean by new rules. I hope this is the new rules segment. New rules. We are going to fight back viciously against these people now. You want to accuse us of being racist? You're the real racist.
Starting point is 00:56:51 Now, Holman, who gives exactly zero about any of this crap, after they accuse him of being racist, the chair tries to attack him again, Representative Jayapal, and Holman is having none of this. Watch how this ends. This may be a triple thug life glasses for the first time ever on the show.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Listen to Holman. Shut that down. This is five stars. Check this out. Mr. Holman, we have approved an agreement between the Republicans and the Democrats with the ranking member. We increased the time of one witness, one member of Congress who was interrupted by a protest.
Starting point is 00:57:28 That is done with the approval of the ranking member. Please respect the chair's authority. I respect the chair's authority, but the chair... Mr. Holman! You work for me. I'm a taxpayer.
Starting point is 00:57:41 I'm a taxpayer. You work for me. Triple hog life glasses ladies and gentlemen I love Tom Holman yes you work for us we don't work for you
Starting point is 00:58:02 you may have new rules that should have been old rules as per the constitution you work for us we don't work for you you may have new rules that should have been old rules as per the constitution you work for us i love this new testifying up on capitol hill cory lewandowski tom homan model and uh we're not there to to plant one on your cabooses thanks but no thanks finally last story this is a great one. So new rules again. The media wants to dig up old tweets from people's pasts and, you know, dish on them
Starting point is 00:58:29 and destroy their lives. So we had this story at National Review about this guy Carson King. He put up a Venmo sign at a game, wanted to raise money for beer, raised a million dollars,
Starting point is 00:58:38 donated it to a hospital. So, of course, the hack lunatics in the media, what they want to do at the lunatic Des Moines Register, they wanted to destroy the guy. You know, Joe, God forbid you donate a million dollars to a hospital.
Starting point is 00:58:48 You can't do any of that. So some fake reporter, you know, full-time spineless jellyfish, maybe he's related to Adam Schiff, somewhere down their genealogical line. Maybe they should do like one of those gene testing things there. This guy by the name of Aaron Calvin, this reporter thought it'd be a good idea
Starting point is 00:59:04 to go dig up this Carson King donates a million dollars to charity. Dig up old posts from when he was 16. Because as you know, Joe, what we say at 16 is always indicative of what we think at 20 and 30. Sure. Yes, it is. And the
Starting point is 00:59:19 Des Moines Register, these clowns are like, well, we do that for everyone. We dig up their social media. You do? Wow, that's shocking because we dug up some tweets. They were all over the internet. I got them off the internet. Here are some tweets from Aaron Calvin, the reporter.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Ouch. F-D-N-Y-P-D. Let's go to the next one. This is the reporter writing about the guy's old tweets, by the way. There's another doozy here. We got quite a few. Put up the next one. This is the reporter writing about the guy's old tweets, by the way. There's another doozy here. We got quite a few of these. Put up the second one. Too many of these N-word as be made nowadays.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Oh, my gosh. That was my phone. My pool's in the... I liked it. Don't pardon my French. Yeah, leave that in. Next, I just got hit on by Tori Amos' makeup guy. Never talk to strange gay men.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Now, Aaron Calvin, in new rules, ladies and gentlemen, what happened to poor Alvin? Here's the Des Moines Register's statement on poor old Alvin. Aaron, Aaron, whatever his name is. Aaron Calvin Malvin Alvin. We hear you. You're angry. And here's what we're doing about it. Aaron, Calvin, Malvin, Calvin. We hear you. You're angry. And here's what we're doing about it.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Carol Hunter, the Des Moines Register. Well, what'd they do about it? Yeah, they gave Harold Malvin, Aaron Calvin, Malvin Calvin. He got the boot. Quote, that reporter is no longer with the Register. Not quadruple, quintuple Doug Leibman. Good job. Nice work. You want to start digging up our pass we're gonna dig up your slimy past two new rules we win you lose sucker you're out of a job now
Starting point is 01:00:56 have a nice weekend jump all right folks that was a busy show today sorry we're gonna have a few edits totally my fault uh some of you may catch that jumping around a little bit i messed up a clip i had to send to joe so they tell you tv don't ever mention this no sometimes we mess up totally my fault but thank you for everything this week thank you i mean it you all are the most loyal greatest audience ever and i'm i can't say that i'm not even being hyperbolic you made my life so great you're you're showing up at the book signings the guy from michigan you vet from staten island the fort myers family last night drove three hours thank you for making my book number two on amazon exonerated um you all are really wonderful and uh have a great weekend
Starting point is 01:01:41 don't miss me on tucker tonight for news explosion. I really appreciate it, folks. Thanks so much. I'll see you next week. Take care. Good day, sir. You just heard the Dan Bongino Show. You can also get Dan's podcasts on iTunes or SoundCloud. And follow Dan on Twitter 24-7 at DBongino.

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