The Dan Bongino Show - See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Episode Date: March 14, 2025In the last episode of The Dan Bongino Show, I look back on all that made this movement so special, and what is coming next for me and for the Bongino Army. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...dcastchoices.com/adchoices
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All right, welcome to the Dan Bongino show. Today launches the national radio show, the
Dan Bongino show right after this podcast with your host me
shockingly named Dan Bon Gino. And it's really an incredible feeling. Band for life. Public
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Okay, wouldn't you agree a much better life by the way big? Thank you
100,000 just crossed a hundred thousand people water again. It was
Love you guys. You're the best.
Hit the fucking thing please. Oh, holy shit. 200,000. What the
fuck is happening? We got rid of we got digitized. We got broken
glasses. I got I don't even know what the fuck this is paperwork
from forever.
What the fuck this is? Paperwork from forever.
The 98!
Come on, do it!
Who's, oh!
Holy shit, what the, what is going on here?
What the fuck just happened?
What the hell just happened?
Holy shit, three million.
How the hell did we, look at this shit.
I got stuff flying everywhere.
We got flags flying. What the hell do we look at this shit? I got stuff flying everywhere. We got flags flying. What the hell just
happened? I just noticed the flag didn't come down.
We should know where No, we didn't.
500,000 to the listening audience.
How you been?
You feeling all right?
I hope so.
You been busy?
I've been busy.
I really have.
We've been doing a lot.
Your show's going great, huh?
How many people we got watching right now?
290,000 people and the show just started.
So we'll be the biggest live stream in the world.
Oh, man. You guys.
Look at his crew.
So just so you know, folks, my last show,
my team, who I love to death, and my wife and my crew are put together,
a cold open for me.
I have not seen any of this.
I promise you, virgin eyeballs on it.
We've got an entire crew here of Patriots,
people who have been P1s, Diehards.
We've got a bunch of people outside.
I'm gonna recognize everybody.
Today is my last show and listen,
don't let the square jaw, the medium size T-shirt,
which Nicole Wallace recognized,
which was kind of weird, and this,
I'm really a big softie, and you'll see today,
I'm gonna do my best to hold it all together.
But after taking this 10-year journey with you,
I can't, I've already, my wife brought out some,
I'm like, I already, I'm sorry.
But I just love you guys so much
that to spend this last couple hours with you
before we go on to other things, other things,
I'm gonna do my best to hold it together.
I appreciate you guys so much.
And my crew, I don't even remember half that stuff.
It's, some of it just happened too.
That election night, guys, was just a few months ago.
It seems like it was like 10 years ago that we did that.
And then the interview with President Trump, and the sign, that's the sign right out there,
he signed for us.
It all seems like so long ago.
And when we hit 500,000 on the thing, I think producer Jim was more excited.
Did you see him in the thing?
Jim got it in a white shirt.
Jim almost fell off the chair.
He got so excited.
So I got a good show for you lined up.
Well, actually, I have no idea what I've got lined up.
So what am I talking about?
I have no idea.
It could be a terrible show.
These guys put it together.
But either way, we're gonna go through it together.
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All right, we just started.
Deep breaths.
I missed that bell.
And the Kenny bell too, when the bell didn't work.
The Kenny bell is in storage now.
So, guys, first, before we get started, and I don't know what you have planned, they want
me to live react to some of these clips.
So this is a genuine reaction. I haven't seen what you have planned. They want me to live react to some of these clips. So this is a genuine reaction.
I haven't seen any of this stuff.
Just a couple of things I wanted to get to here.
This show started in February of 2015.
I had lost a race for Congress
and it was pretty devastating.
We had won on election night.
If you go back and look on the election day,
if you go to Maryland State Board of Elections,
here, shut down their website today. and you look at that 2014 November election you'll notice on
election day we had we had won and then there were votes came in afterwards I'm just I'm just
trying to tell you how it went down because you'll understand where this podcast started from
and we wound up losing when they finally called it,
I don't know, four or five days later.
And Paula and I were pretty devastated.
And I got to tell you, I really, I didn't know what to do.
It took a while.
But, you know, I'm all about getting up and dusting off
and fighting the next fight.
And I had read this article about this thing called
the podcast and how Adam Carolla was kicking ass on a podcast.
And there was some political content
But not much and I said to Paula do we have any money left and Paula was like no
But we got this plastic thing called a credit card. I'm like, well, let's use it
I said, I think we should get a microphone and we should start this podcast thing
and I went down in my basement with
producer Joe, and we put some moving blankets on the wall,
and we recorded our first show.
And because we knew so little at the time about podcasts,
we used a piece of trademark music,
and it got pulled down immediately.
So my first show is a true story.
Does not even exist.
Someone allegedly has it, but I don't.
We've looked for it forever.
Maybe audience archivist Judy has it somewhere.
So if you go back, the second show you'll see is actually the first show. I think it's
on SoundCloud and Apple. You'd have to go way back. But we never expected it to really
explode as fast as it did. And then the Russia collusion fiasco happened and the show just
went stratospheric.
And we moved, I had to write this down, from my basement in Severna Park to Palm City with
me and Paula. Paula was the producer. She was the only producer. Then we moved to Stewart
and then we moved to this place now, which is the new studio, which is a converted Burger
King, which we have Speak the Truth McGroin. He brought me a actual Burger King, which we have speak the truth, McGroin. He bought me a actual Burger King, a Burger King
ashtray, which is in the back.
And that's how we wound up here.
So some thank yous to my wife for sticking with me,
because I tell her all the time, you
could have married a doctor and not
have to deal with any of this stuff.
But she didn't.
She married someone who, I don't know folks,
I don't know how to say it,
good enough is never good enough for me.
And that sounds great in theory, but I gotta tell you,
it drives people around you sometimes crazy.
And I don't know, I always live by the whole,
I added, big people do big things, you know?
So,
it's only 10.59.
Please laugh, because it breaks up my sadness.
Really, it does.
It helps me get back and grounded.
But Paula's, we're the only two people crazy enough
to have married each other and make this thing work.
There's no other way I could have done any of this.
There just isn't.
If you don't have a real rock behind you, then forget it.
You're building a house on a pile of sand.
I thank my crew.
These guys have just put in incredible hours.
I mean, they've been with me through thick and thin.
Guy's been here the longest.
Michael's been an incredible addition.
Justin's been with us forever, since he was like 13.
We may have broken child labor laws or something like that.
I'm kidding.
This is law enforcement.
He was an intern.
And then we brought him on.
He's been an amazing employee.
He's got an incredible family.
Michael, we just met by chance.
Michael's married to Evita.
And then we had an opening for a spot.
That's a whole other story when the statute of limitations
runs out on that. And they were like, well Michael's really smart and it turned out to be just a
gift to us. We got Jason here. Jason Howard has done my social media for how
long has it been? Eight years? I don't even remember, forever. It seems like I've
known him forever. So everything you see on our social media, that's all Jason.
Jason's right there. Look at these guys with the camera all fancy now
I bet you never thought you'd be on camera
So there's Jason the best social media matter in your business matter of fact
He was so good on on on social media that there was an organized effort to stop Jason
Why is everybody tipping me don't tip me? I love you guys keep your you guys are the best
You do not have to tip me. Please. I really deeply appreciate it, but I love you guys. Keep your, you guys are the best. You do not
have to tip me. Please. I really deeply appreciate it. But I really mean it. Keep your money.
I'm just looking on the screen at the chat. They're putting the chat down there. So Jason,
thank you so much. To Westwood One, CEO Westwood One, Colin is here and Teresa has been with
us forever. She's kind of the Bongino whisperer. She deals with, she deals with me and Mark Levin. So prayers for Teresa, prayers, not from Mark's raid, I'd say, you
know, but Teresa has kind of been the, the Bongino whisperer. And, you know, for those
people who think that this was an easy decision, you see why we started early, I have a lot
of thank yous and they're necessary. And I want this on the record. You know, Westwood
One didn't have to do this, folks. They didn't.
I'm not going to bore you with the details
and be inappropriate, but I'm telling you right now,
they couldn't have been easier to work with.
They were like, you're doing this for the country?
We're in.
That was it.
So anybody who tells you like, oh, corporate America
is a bunch of unkind, unfeeling assholes, you're just wrong.
You don't live through what I live through.
They couldn't have handled this any nicer.
And Mary Berner, who was the CEO of the parent company, got a lovely
email from her as well. You know, we haven't always agreed on everything, but
I really appreciate you guys understanding.
Someone laugh or something.
Thank you.
I really appreciate you all understanding why I had to do this.
I want to thank Haley and Evita.
Evita just walked in.
I mean, two absolute studs.
They're just amazing.
Evita was our first hire.
I knew it the second I saw her.
I'm like, this woman is a star. Then she brings in Michael, too,
which wasn't even part of the plan.
But Evita's show, we just naturally have this chemistry together.
I hope you saw the interview with her.
That thing could have went on.
What did you say to me?
You said, okay, we got to wrap it up by this time.
And I looked up, and it was that time.
And I'm like, let's just keep going, you know?
A killer.
What did you have, like, like 38,000 on the show?
Evita's been amazing.
I hope you follow her when I leave.
Obviously, I'm not.
She just does Evita, and it's just an amazing show.
Haley's three shows in already, a top 25 live streamer.
We've known each other a long time.
She used to book me on the Sean Hannity show.
Remember, you come down and get me, and I didn't even have a Fox pass. You have to get me in the Sean Hannity show. Remember you come down and get
me and I didn't even have a Fox pass. You have to get me in the lane. Hey, I'll have
to take you up on the elevator. I didn't even have a pass to get in there. And we've known
each other for a long time. She, I mean, just the gates open and boom, winning the race
right away. I want to thank all my business partners throughout the years who have been
with me and advertisers on the show who supported
the show and kept it free. You guys are amazing. The program directors who carried the show,
the radio show, which I get it, it's kind of nuts. I understand that not everybody handles
a radio show like I do, and I'm sure it wasn't for everyone, but we handled it differently
and I really appreciate it. We got Miles here from Field of Greens and I want to just specifically call out Miles
here because Miles was my first sponsor.
Miles and I have been friends for 10 years.
There he is right there.
See, look, I told you, he looks good too.
He must be taking Field of Greens as well.
This is Miles.
You guys melted his website down the other day.
He really wanted to do something special for you.
Miles, thank you so much for your friendship throughout the years, brother.
You were the first one to take a shot on us. And can you just acknowledge that field of greens was my idea?
Thank you.
Thank you. It was. I have no say in the game. I said, Miles, I'm taking this fruit vegetable. It tastes like crap.
Can you make something taste better? He was like, brother, I have totally got you.
That's how it started.
And it turned out to be one of his best selling products.
We got John from Blackout.
Here's been another great partner over there.
Blackout, you know Blackout.
I mean, obviously I've had, there's John right there.
See, John looks good too.
Him and Miles are in the same gym together working.
I just met him today.
The Blackout coffee, you guys have been amazing.
Thank you to everyone.
And I'd say outside of my wife, someone I would be remiss
if I didn't mention, Chris Pavlovsky from Rumble
is here today with his son.
And Chris, folks, he's not a big outspoken guy, Chris.
He doesn't go out and do fancy fireworks shows and go,
hey, look at me, I'm the free speech champion.
You're never gonna hear him really talk about that stuff.
But when I got the platform by YouTube
for simply telling you that masks
don't stop the spread of COVID, which they don't,
I had no other options
other than this platform called Rumble.
And Chris had put together an amazing website and had a great business plan.
He had enterprise solutions for people.
But we got together and it's funny to this day,
although our business relationship will end as of today in many respects.
Chris came to me and people laughed at the initial deal we made
because it was really a handshake and that was it. It was like, I'll be there for you and you'll be
there for me. You're going to be a free speech platform and I'm going to advocate for free speech.
And Chris has been a real hero to the movement. So Chris, thank you brother. You have been a godsend
and all the people out there who during that dreadful COVID
era that were deplatformed, that were demonetized,
and were given a path on rumble, we all
owe a big debt of gratitude to Chris Pavlovsky.
So Chris, thank you very much, man.
I appreciate you.
You're a good man.
Round of applause for Chris.
We wouldn't be.
And then we got warlord Brendan Dilley here today.
Of course, there's going to be some meme that
comes out of this today.
So you know that's coming.
And I think he works out in the same gym as these other two
as well.
So everybody here, I feel like the smallest guy in the room.
But first, so thank you, Brendan, for showing up.
He lives in my neighborhood.
You know that?
So it's a beautiful place.
I'm not going to tell you where, because of all this other
crazy crap going on now.
So what do you guys have planned for me?
Because I don't know what's going on.
So whatever you got planned, you're
going to have to go with it.
Because I don't know what you got here.
What do you got?
All right.
Is this an old one?
All right.
Let me see it.
Welcome to the Dan Bongino show.
Day after my surgery, some of you can see the,
if you wanna watch the video, move the microphone a bit.
There's the quite a long scar on my neck there.
So you might be wondering why the hell
we're doing a show a day later.
Because I want to, and I want to thank you all.
We got so many well wishes and we got flowers at the hotel
and people were just overwhelming
in their outpouring of support.
Twitter, Facebook, Parler, email, everything.
And it means the world to us.
I mean that, it's made this experience
a lot easier to get through.
I got a call yesterday too,
just to show you what kind of a
guy he really is, despite the media nonsense about the
president.
The president called before I went into surgery.
I'm not kidding.
That's the kind of guy he is, to check in on me and see how
he's doing.
He's just a wonderful guy.
He really is.
And it's a shame it gets lost in all the media hysteria about
him.
Just an amazing guy.
He has.
He's sick himself, or was. And he's concerned about him. Just an amazing guy. He has, he's sick himself or was and he's
concerned about me and the you know he didn't even rush me off the phone. Just
an amazing guy right before I went in for surgery. So the prognosis is good,
really good either way. I'm optimistic. I feel great. I don't want you to think
I'm just doing this because you know I had nothing to do I'm doing it because I
want to be here. I feel good if I didn't I wouldn't do a show you don't deserve that but I feel great. Dr. Singh is an doing it because I want to be here. I feel good. If I didn't, I wouldn't do a show.
You don't deserve that.
But I feel great.
Dr. Singh is an amazing guy.
And I want to thank Dr. Steve as well, you know who you are, for helping get this all
together.
I mean, think about it, folks.
It was just what?
Two weeks ago, right?
That I found out I had a tumor in my neck and it's already been removed.
So I really appreciate people helping me out.
It was a really troubling moment in my life,
and you all made it easy.
So thank you so much, and to all the doctors,
the staff, the nurses as well, and to Gene, the nurse.
You probably don't watch my show, but you were so nice.
I appreciate you taking care of us yesterday as well.
Man, I can't believe you guys found that.
That was the day after I had the tumor removed from my neck.
And this is, in case you missed it,
if you listen on audio, at one point, you see,
I turned my whole body.
I'm talking to Paula.
That was in a hotel room in Upper Manhattan,
right next, near Sloan Kettering.
And it was during COVID.
So you remember, Paula, we looked out the window,
and there was nobody. It looked like that movie, I Am Legend.
There was no one on the street.
And-
You couldn't find your anvil.
No, everything was closed, because I was in so much pain
and we hadn't gotten the prescription yet.
And she's like, you sure you wanna do a show?
And I said, yeah, yeah, we have to do a show
because I don't want the audience.
I never wanted you guys to, I didn't want you guys I didn't want to be anybody's victim I don't know how
to say it and be cute about it cutesy times over right I never wanted to be
anybody's victim you know I when I went to MD Anderson for our radiation there
were 13 year old kids with two weeks to live and I said don't feel bad for me I
lived I lived at that point 46 years. I was fine. If God took me then...
Messing with this pen. I don't want to go but you know it was okay.
No, this one I don't. I heard you say that, you got it.
I wish I did, but I don't. I heard you say that, you got it. I wish I did, but I don't.
We forgot the mic stand too in the hotel room.
And I was like, ah.
And I think Paula had to move a picture off the wall
so we had a white wall in the background.
Thank you for laughing.
It really does.
It helps me so much.
But yeah, that's a true story.
President Trump called in the hospital,
in the hospital. He was the president. COVID was going on. You have to call me. And he said,
do you need anything? It was, it was, it was, it was about, yeah, maybe like two weeks before
the election. I said, yeah, I need you to save the country. That's about it.
Don't you worry about me.
Oh, that was a good one.
You guys really started with the hard stuff.
Sheesh, for a guy who's like, man, he comes out of the game.
For the guy who's like the most unemotional guy ever.
That's the best you've ever worked with Mike.
You think so?
I know.
Jim's making fun of me because I'm new.
Thank you.
See, I need the humor to break this up. But this is going to be a really hard show for me.
I have the worst mic discipline ever.
When you look at the greats, they had Rush Limbaugh, Levin,
Hannity, guys who've been around forever.
They know.
You've got to eat the microphone sometimes.
Not me.
I'm like this.
You can't hear.
Nobody can hear you, bro.
Nobody can hear you.
But I had to eat that because we forgot the mic stand.
So I know you remember that, Paul O'Weill.
That was our I Am Legend moment, but we made it.
So, all right.
What else you got for me, Guy?
I hope it's that.
I hope you got the tough stuff out of the way because this
thing is already wet.
So what do you got next?
All right.
Good.
Give me a break for a second.
Go.
Dan, you're 50 years old.
I congratulate you.
I didn't think you'd make it that far, but you did.
But now you're going to make it to 90 or something.
But I just want to say happy birthday.
You're a special guy.
Happy birthday.
You know who did that video?
Yes, Evita's mom did that video.
I got that on my phone at my 50th birthday.
I see a message pop up.
It's a text.
I see Rachel Duffy.
I'm like, oh, hey, happy birthday.
I didn't see the video until a few minutes later,
because it didn't come through.
So remember, Paul, I was in the office.
And we had, I don't know, Brendan, you were there,
like 250 people.
We had a concert going on.
It was crazy.
And I said, oh, look at this.
The boss did a little video for us.
Yeah, I remember that.
I love that line.
I didn't think you'd make it this far,
but now you make it that.
That is like, so the boss, right?
There's no more appropriate birthday message than that one.
Hey, Guy, you wanna take a quick break here
so we can take care of the people?
Okay.
Okay, all right, let me just hold on. Let me wipe my eyes here so I can take care of the people who... Okay. Okay. All right, let me just hold on.
Let me wipe my eyes here so I can see straight.
All right, he says do one more.
I needed a little bit of a break.
Hey, guys, how you doing?
You don't have to be too quiet.
Just close that door behind you
because it gets hot in here.
All right, what do you got for me?
You tell that to the black family...
Oh!
...that seeing their sons be killed...
That's all you got.
...twice the rate of what? You got nothing else, buddy. You got nothing else. That's a race. That's the rate of nothing else, buddy.
Is it?
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
You've got nothing.
That's the fact.
Do you see the country?
You just want to see the
country burn.
That's it.
I want to see the country
burn.
You son of a bitch.
You're nothing but a punk.
You're a punk.
Yeah, you know, you're a punk.
You wouldn't tell me that to
my face.
We'll leave it there.
Coming up, the left continue.
Wait.
Do you guys see the look on Hannity's face at the end?
He's like, whatever, guys.
We'll leave it there.
Haley, come on, though.
Tell me those things didn't kick ass into ratings, right?
It was like, guys, you have no idea.
Haley worked at Hannity's show for a long time.
And when I had my own show, she used to show me,
but I never kind of got the inside baseball
till I did my own show at Fox.
And they get these kind of minute by minutes,
or simple little line graphs.
And Haley would be like, look at this,
you and Geraldo, it'd be like this.
It'd be like, you know, Hannity always did big numbers, but be like, and then Geraldo would come ondo. It'd be like this. Hannity always did big numbers.
And then Geraldo would come on.
And it'd be like this huge spike like that.
Everybody loved those fights with Geraldo.
And I knew we'd, you know how you kind of don't know
you made it till you made it?
Media-Eyed who hates our gods.
I mean, right guys, they can't hate me anymore.
Like Media-Eyed, they're always writing bad stuff
about me, whatever.
But Media-Eyed had their top 100 people,
whatever it is they put out every year.
And me and Geraldo were like 41.
Damn, Bon Gino and Geraldo's must-see viewing.
It was must-see viewing for me.
I used to look forward to it.
But what would happen, Paula?
You remember this when I would come downstairs?
So that was in the house, that studio.
I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't write.
I could not sleep.
I'd be like, maybe it's too much inside baseball, but hey, whatever.
I'd be like, you need to like scratch my head or something. I can't relax.
Because I would come downstairs so riled up. So when people used to tell me like, is that an act? I'd be like, no, it's not an act.
Look at the show the next day. There's bags under my eyes. Because I couldn't sleep. Because I never knew where he was going with stuff.
I will say this. Thank you, Geraldo, for the nice tweet.
As you know, I'm a spreadsheets guy, folks.
Passionate, but I don't get emotional.
Me and Geraldo disagree on a lot of stuff.
But I'll tell you, when I saw him in the studio at Fox,
he was always a gentleman.
So I appreciate that.
And people can disagree, right?
I mean, that's what makes us different than savages, right?
We can disagree on stuff.
And thank you for the nice tweet after you
heard that I was leaving.
So I appreciate that.
You can do a spreadsheet after you're done.
Perfect, as only Guy can do for the last time.
Speaking of your spreadsheet, have you done your tax sheet?
Only Guy does that because he knows I get off on these tangents
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I distract easily, like when there
were flies in the studio last time.
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where he has had absolutely no input whatsoever.
Wow, that was a great one.
Effing love you, Dan.
Love you too.
Okay, wait, stop there.
I can't believe it's the end of an era.
I'm just reading the chat.
You guys, it means so much to me.
Thank you.
What was that?
Country ladybug.
Miss him already.
I miss you guys.
You know, when I got up this morning, you know, when I sent out that tweet,
I was like, all right, it's just the morning. It'll be okay.
It was about six o'clock in the morning.
And then I didn't know what to title the show.
And Guy sent me a text.
I said, hey guys, can you guys send out the link right away
to get the waiting room up early?
And he said, Guy texted me, what do you want to title it?
And I couldn't think of anything.
And I just thought, you know, see you on the other side.
That's the only thing I could think to say.
So, well, I love you guys, too.
I'm reading all your chats. Thank you, man.
You're blowing that thing up right now.
Chris, you did good work on that chat.
That chat. Only we can melt the chat.
Only we can melt the chat.
All right, what do you got for us next there, Guy?
I'm gonna kill this freaking fly.
If it's a fly.
I knew it. You see that little ***?
This is real.
Here he is, he's right here.
I'm telling you, he's mocking me right now.
He was mocking me.
He's like, ah, loser.
He is, he's a liberal, he's a far left flyer.
This happened in a break in the Fox show.
They breed like rabbits.
And you can't get rid of them.
I've tried everything. I'm ready to fumigate the whole house with deadly chemicals. They breed like rabbits. Like pets. And you can't get rid of them.
I've tried everything.
I'm ready to fumigate the whole house with deadly chemicals
just to kill these things, just to prove a point.
It's hilarious.
They'll land right in your face during the show,
because they're just like, they're
flipping you the middle finger.
I just got to find this little b****,
because he's driving me crazy.
I'm telling you, he's mocking me.
You're having a fight with a fly.
It is.
This happens all the time.
I do it all day during my podcast. Yeah, Dave,. You're having a fight with a fly. It is. This happens all the time. I do it all day, doing my podcast.
Yeah, Dave, sorry.
Just having a fight with a fly.
Guys, I was just telling you this story.
You guys, you got to know everything if you're going to be out there in the Bongino Army
and I'm going to be gone from you.
You need to have the whole library of materials.
What happened there?
The old studio, sorry for the sniffles.
I'm just really emotional today, so my apologies.
But in the old studio, we had converted an apartment
and I'm so glad when we brought on Evita that she saw the old,
the old studio, we were on top of each other.
I mean, it was not cozy at all
because it was just me and Paula.
And then we brought on Evita and Michael and Guy and Justin.
So we knew we had to get out of there,
but it took a while to build this place.
But the studio we had was a converted apartment.
So when we converted it, one of the contractors
forgot to seal off a water pipe.
It was like a kitchen sink.
So these little drain flies,
and you couldn't see them on the Fox show,
they would like fly around.
And I'd be reading a monologue,
and it'd be this really emotional monologue.
Be talking about some crazy thing that happened.
It's like some tragedy.
And some fly would be like, shh.
And he'd be hovering in front of my finger.
I don't think they have fingers, but some of them
were giving me the middle finger.
I'm telling you, these things were mocking me.
And they were slow.
And then they would only get fast when you tried to get them.
They'd be like, right? You remember Mr. Miyagi from the karate kibbutz thing, right? And then they would only get fast when you tried to get them. They'd be like, right?
You remember Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid with the thing?
And then I'd be like that.
And the thing would be like Carl Lewis.
Boom.
Sprinting out of there.
The whole damn show.
So Sabrina, Will, my team over at Fox, they were hilarious.
They're like, Dan, we got a surprise for you
on this show this week.
And they were, of course, the camera was always rolling.
And they rolled that clip, and I was just dying on the air.
Don't worry, Patty, you can just answer that right here.
Don't worry.
My phone's going off.
I told everybody.
I said, guys, it's like 40 degrees in here too, so I told everyone, there's a door over
there.
If you need to go outside and get inside a Tonton, go right ahead.
Because I'm always, Evita likes it at like 85.
She's like, it's cold.
It's 85 in here. Me, I put that sucker down at like 60 degrees. So I'm always, Evita likes it at like 85. She's like, it's cold, it's 85 in here. Me, I put that sucker down at like 60 degrees.
So I'm always hurting.
That's a good one too, guys.
That was great.
I love that one from the Fox show.
All right, let me hear it.
I tried every last one of them over a high grade house of
Look at that guy.
What a singer that guy.
And the boys go down.
You guys have never seen this, have you? Now you've seen this! You've seen this!
You guys check this out! Oh man!
Man, you guys pulled this one, huh?
wanna. You ain't gone, baby. Now that is some unearthed like hardcore for oh wait, who the hell's that? Are you like live here? Is this like did you record? We're live baby. We're
live. Shit. I'm not even supposed to curse at him. What that is? Nate, man, God bless you.
Now, I ruined your whole song, Bulletproof,
but you allowed me to come up on stage
and just rock out with you.
Brother, you've always been a good friend to me.
I can't believe you're here. Thanks for joining the show.
Coming at you from Ireland right now, live, man.
That was such a fun night,
and I'm so glad I got to be at your birthday party.
That was amazing.
Nate, when Paula and I...
Paula, it was my 50th, and I know I told you the story, but Paula and I'm so glad I got to be at your birthday party that was amazing. Nate when Paula and I, Paula it was my 50th and I know I told you the story but Paula and I said
listen we need to have someone really special here and I texted your guy and I said listen if
it's not Nate it's nobody like I don't want anybody else here but Nate and man did you rock
that out my doctor to this day is like I'm not a country music guy but I'm a Nate Smith fan now
man you've been such a good friend.
Me, you're such a Patriot too.
You love your country and your fans.
You're such a humble guy.
That was just an incredible night.
It was such an honor to have you there.
Bro.
I'm so honored to be your friend.
And I do love America with all my heart, man.
I really, really do.
You know that.
Um, and I'm just so happy with everything that's coming down the pipeline.
And did you were the guy for the job, bro?
You were the guy for the job.
And I texted you or I think I Face, you were the guy for the job, bro. You were the guy for the job. And I texted you,
or I think I FaceTimed you actually the other day.
You did.
And it's so emotional, like that.
If there was one person that you could choose for this role,
if there was one person you could pick
to be in the position you're in, it's you, man.
There's nobody better.
There's nobody that has more of a humble heart
that's gonna steward this so well.
And that's you, Dan.
Nate.
You know, I really believe it.
You know, I was doing the radio show and I saw FaceTime and during the break and it was
Nate and it was the day that this was announced and that was an emotional call and you know
you said something to me it really kind of touched me. I feel like you know you and I
kind of almost came up together. I mean we've known each other about two years. I ran into
you well I ran into you You didn't run into me.
I saw you opening up for Morgan Wallen.
And you were just amazing.
And I looked at Paula.
And I said, who the hell is this guy?
You just blew me away.
I never went for the opening acts.
I just went to see Morgan.
But we had nothing to do in Houston.
And there were people crying when you were singing.
So the guy next to me, remember, Paulie,
he's like, that's Nate Smith.
I went home, downloaded your whole album, and I followed you on Instagram,
and you immediately followed me back,
and you had the nicest things to say,
and we've been friends ever since,
and now you've blown up so many chart toppers.
Bulletproof is still my favorite song.
I sing in the shower horribly, as you've just seen,
but you've blown up, too.
You were in Ireland.
You were just, were you in Norway before this, too?
I just saw it on your Instagram.
Yes, I've been everywhere, and it's so funny. Like, I give you this compliment., you were just, where were you, in Norway before this too? I just saw it on your Instagram. Yes, I've been everywhere and it's so funny.
Like I give you this compliment,
I'm just trying to love on you and you put it back on me,
you deflect it, you deflect it.
Now just receive it, man.
Like the whole world's excited for you, dude.
I'm excited for you and this is a very emotional day
for you and Steph.
So when Paula was like, do you wanna hop on and say hi to him?
I was like, I don't care where I am,
what time of the night it is or whatever,
I have to see my guy.
I have to see my friend and root him on and just know that I'm
supporting you dude I love you to pieces I really do man you know you absolutely know the feelings
mutual guys just support my buddy here Nate one thing no I got to tell you Paul and I have felt
horrible about for a long time Paul you know what I'm going through it. Nate, you gave us your jacket that night.
I can't take it.
It's such a nice jacket.
The leather jacket he has on,
Guy, can you pull up a still of that by some chance?
He gave us a, we'll do it afterwards,
but that jacket, I can't, I gotta give it back to you.
I can't take it.
No, I can't accept it.
I have it hanging on a mannequin in my man room
and everybody loves it. and because everybody loves it
I feel like oh my gosh, he gave you this
I'm like, I maybe it was a mistake and I had had a too many Don Julio's
I'm like I got to give this back to him
If you give it back to me friendship is over. Okay. All right. All right. It's on tape
That was your birthday gift. Yeah
But it fits you better you look better in it too by the way
I have some good pictures in that jacket. It does fit like a glove Nate Nate man. God bless you brother America loves you
I know you love him back. Thank you so much. You've been such a great friend to me, bro
Thank you so much. Godspeed brother
Congratulations
Wow that was how did you guys hook that one up?
Guys, he's not like some like, you know, incoming guy.
This guy's like a big major star.
How'd you guys do that one?
Was that you?
Was that you, Paula worked at it?
Everybody hooks up Paula.
That's amazing, thank you.
And it worked, like the tech, we're in a new studio.
I was so nervous, I didn't wanna do any guests
or anything like that.
All right, I don't know how you're gonna top that one. That was really a surprise. You don't
want the jacket back, Paula. We feel so bad about this. Guys, right? We feel so...
This is the nicest tour jacket. There's another person? I have no idea who this
is, folks. I'm really not messing with you. No idea. All right. Oh, look at this, country music. The famous John Rich, Big and Rich, John Rich Solo,
the Lone Star, the great John Rich, a hero, a patriot,
Redneck Riviera, I may have been in there a couple times
with producer Jim.
Hey, me and Cash were in there one day
checking out the place.
John, what an honor to have you on the show.
Thank you for joining us, brother.
Man, I appreciate that I got the call from Guy. He said, man, you want to jump?
I said, absolutely.
Listen, Dan, you are, listen, you're a warrior.
We all know that.
But I wanted to say something that I think you've really
brought to We The People on top of being a Patriot
and a champion.
The level of education that you have brought
to the general audience on how to look at these circumstances
and situations, how to make
sense of chaos, even for me has been enlightening many, many times, man. You are true friends of
We the People. I know this is a massive, massive sacrifice that you're making to go take this job,
but we appreciate your willingness to serve our country, even at great expense to yourself,
which I will say is a reminder
of how the founding fathers did it.
They all gave up major things to serve our country.
And I know you don't be yourself like that, but we certainly do, sir.
And we're very proud of you.
John, you have been just an incredible friend to me and my family.
And for those of you who don't know, John and I go, oh, there's the jacket.
Look at that. For those of you who don't know John and I go oh there's the jacket look at that. For those of you don't know John and I go way back John and I used to
do the five together and when I had gotten wind that this was gonna happen
John's a very close friend. When I tell you a limited circle of people I mean
you could fit them on one hand. One of the first people I reached out to was
John because we're always working on projects and John I don't mean to be too
long-winded but John's always looking to take care of other people and I found because we're always working on projects. And John, I don't mean to be too long with it,
but John's always looking to take care of other people.
And I found this singer in my church,
this young lady, Anna, and I said,
John, you think we can,
John's on the phone right away on a Sunday.
And he's like, here's what we gotta do.
And we're gonna have, and then this came up
and I had to kind of back away from it.
And John, we could not have been nicer.
John, through your companies and your donations to charity,
Redneck Riviera and all your stuff,
you've always been amazing to people.
And it's such an honor.
And hey, next time I'm around Nashville,
maybe I'll have to drink that liquid death,
the water stuff in the bar instead,
but I'm definitely gonna stop by, man.
You've always been a friend to me,
and I will never ever forget what you've done for me
and for America, brother.
Thank you.
You are always welcome. We consider you family, brother brother now you go out there and you by god show
them what you've got okay this is Dan Bongino with a smile on his face he's gonna be grinning the
whole time but buddy he's coming for you go fix these problems man if anybody can do it we know
it's you god bless you. Thank you John I appreciate it thank you John appreciate it brother. Thank you, John. I appreciate it. Thank you, John. Appreciate it, brother.
Man, you guys brought the country music A team out today.
I mean, John's had like 10 different careers
in country music.
Big and Rich, Lone Star, John Rich himself,
in his solo career.
And folks, I'm telling you right now,
that guy is a genuine, genuine patriot.
Trust me, there is nothing inauthentic about John Rich.
I mean, Paula, how many times have we texted John?
Hey, John, can you do us a favor?
Back to you instantly.
If he takes five minutes, something's wrong.
Someone injected him with some scopolamine or something,
and he's out.
Because he gets back to you five minutes later, no matter what.
So thank you, John Rich and Nate Smith.
Guy, you got the jacket again?
I want to see that picture. Pull that sucker up.
So this is my party. That is me at the end of the night. Who is it? I don't even
know who that is to my left. Oh that's my brother to the right. I don't know who
that is to the left but that's Nate's jacket. Folks,
the back of that, that is hand painted and all of his tour dates are on the
sleeve and he's right that does fit me pretty good. I mean self-praise stinks but
whatever. Aunt Jane will forgive forgive me God rest her soul
someone painted that so Paul and I were like we can't take Nate's jacket he gave
us the jacket I'm like was I just oh there's a Brian Chisholm yes it is I'm
like I can't do that but he says keep it so Nate thank you it's on a mannequin in
our office so that's the jacket folks I'll let you know that's my that's my
backyard right there too at the party.
So the front was, you remember that part? I remember some of that party, a lot of it.
I wish I got to say hello to everybody, but I didn't. I know, you're going to tell me
something like, do you need to delete your, I know. I know, I knew you were going there.
Our last break folks and we'll get back for the last half an hour of the Dan Bongino show.
Thank god you guys are here.
Really, the studio?
I can't, really.
If you guys weren't here, I'd have broken down 10 times.
You guys are so kind of lightened my mood
and made this so refreshing.
So thank you.
What a great idea to have people here.
I'm sorry if I'm freezing you out.
Oh, look, Vicky Vakani's here as well.
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orthodontist. You know, you have a, remember in the old like, this is wife of orthodontist.
But a powerhouse like Paula. She is the Paula of the Vakani. So there she is right there.
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Someone special just walked in.
He may, he's never shy, but he may pretend to be shy.
Trust me, he's never shy, ever at all.
But you've heard me talk many times
about the famous orthodontist.
Can you guys put the camera on,
this is Dr. Arvind Vikani.
This is husband of the great Vicky Vikani.
There he is right there.
That is, if there's such a thing when you're 50 years old
as best friends and like my daughter calls him besties
and stuff, that's my guy right there.
He'd been with me for a long time. And you notice everybody in my house has straight
teeth. That's due to Dr. Riccanti. And you want to hear how I met him? I'm at my daughter's
school, I don't know, eight years ago or so. Our kids go to the same school. He's got two
lovely daughters just like me. We're both girl dads, no sons for either one of us. And
I looked at him and I'm like, man, this guy looks familiar.
He was on Fox more than I was.
You're like, really?
What, do you have a show or something?
No, no, he runs ads here locally and I just saw him on the ads all the time.
I'm like, dude, you're on the network more than I am and I work there.
And we've got a lot of memories together in a lot of countries and
a lot of places and a lot of states.
Man, so many good times.
So I didn't know you were coming by today.
Man, my brother. And that's saying a lot because let, man, so many good times. So I didn't know you were coming by today.
Yeah, I'm in this a little over.
Man, my brother.
And that's saying a lot because let me tell you something,
this guy's like me, like he doesn't stop working ever.
And when I, remember I didn't miss the show
for like five years.
So we'll be in his backyard on a Saturday night,
you know, sharing some barley soda or whatever.
And we'll tell stories and he's like, you know what, Dan?
I was the same way.
He's like, I didn't take a vacation because you know, you had other orthodontists, they come you know what Dan, I was the same way. He's like, I didn't take a vacation
because you know you had other orthodontists,
they come in and they steal, I was the same way.
I didn't take off Christmas or anything.
I was like, if there'll be other people,
they're gonna listen to.
And then he's always been a source of good advice,
so thank you man.
And I'm sure we got a lot of good times ahead,
but I'm gonna have to fly back on the weekends sometimes.
We're still going out of that boat,
which has created kind of an interesting situation. I'll have to see you on the weekends sometimes. We're still going out of that boat, which has created kind of an interesting situation.
I'll have to see you on the other side on that one.
Yeah, all right, play one more of me.
Thank you guys, I appreciate it.
What do you got for me?
Just since yesterday, massive breaking news
about what's going on with Facebook.
Everybody hold!
Hold!
Wow, that was intense.
Give us your break hard, hold! I needed That was a brave heart. Oh!
I needed a spear for that one.
Oh, don't jump in either direction.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
You're boy, Dan, what do I say all the time to you?
Do not get emotional about this.
Then you're like a leftist.
Be transactional.
All we want is plus ones and minus ones.
That is it.
Don't jump on me.
This is awesome.
Facebook's our best friend now.
But also, it's silly to jump on the fuck Facebook.
This is the stupidest thing ever.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
Hold.
You guys fit a lot in that one.
Karate man hold.
Hold.
Karate man.
Because the karate man is patient.
And he only feels pain on the inside.
Hold like the karate man.
I will not steal you wrong.
That was a double karate man.
That was the birth of a meme.
Is that the first one?
My blood, sweat, and tears, and my entire reputation.
You don't need to have legislative or executive power to move the needle.
The Bonjino army is strong because there's a lot of us, right?
Why are there a lot of us?
There are a lot of us because we happen to get out ahead of the stories and be three
to four, sometimes six months ahead of a story.
Look at the chat.
One of the things I told you about a while ago that you're now seeing materialized, through
power.
I mean, actual formal executive power.
We don't have.
I'm not the president.
We all get that.
Donald Trump is president Trump now one of the things you're seeing that we discussed early is
Where was I grabbing what was the damn bonjino? Oh, man, welcome Sockham robots. I tell you theory of politics
Andrea, what I play this dude right in the grill
This is where right this is what you guys this like the memes where all the memes give there it is
There it is folks the rockers and it still works too. Look at it. It actually still works rock them sock them myself
Jasmine when you beat him when you win, he sometimes he falls off. Oh look I got no but the bad guy one
That's it big bad guys not supposed to win. No, but the bad guy won. There we go. That's it. The bad guy's not supposed to win.
That's not the way that works.
Andrea, what was I telling you this morning?
After that clip, that's where Rockum Sockum started,
if you're a really new listener to the show.
And that, of course, was double Karate Man.
If you guys don't get the joke, that was from the Eddie Murphy
movie.
Was it Trading Places?
That's where that came from.
That's my favorite scene in the movie, so that's the joke.
But we got, and look at it, the thing's blowing up,
the chat, I think you guys seriously melted the chat down.
We got probably close to a couple hundred of these things.
Don't send, I know, look at all the Rockham Sock.
Oh my gosh, nobody can do that to a chat like you guys.
Nobody. It fries
my phone. It's like my phone is, and we'll have to throw it to Rockham Sock for the last
time. Thank you guys. That was a good one. That's where all these memes came from. Those
were good. All right. What else you got for me? By the way, the thing, Justin, too, if
you guys get the chance for this. Yeah, yeah. at some point. I don't know who sent this thing.
Yeah, wait before you go to the next one Guy. Guys I want to show you something. We got this this morning.
I have no idea who sent this, but whoever did this is hilarious. Paula gets this thing. Look at this.
It's a painting of the Damanjeano Army Air Force. Now before you, oh wow that's a nice plane.
You're missing the details.
Paul and I were in a rush this morning,
so we missed the whole thing,
so it's just sitting on the table,
and look who, there's lovely Paul in a bikini.
Well, not a bikini, a one piece,
but looking quite attractive, I must say.
Now there's my daughter, Amelia.
There's Lucy piloting the plane.
Is that, who is that, is that? That's Michael in that little turret there.
I think Justin is one of the gunners.
Gee's in the back.
There's my other daughter.
And then Vince is in there in the back.
And then there's Evita and Haley.
Everybody makes an appearance on this thing.
This was the most amazing thing.
Whoever put this together.
So I'd like to say,
tell me in the chat who you are, but the chat goes so fast. I have no idea. I have no idea
that was. But that showed up this morning. That came just this morning and we had no idea. That
is how cool you guys are in the audience. We love you guys. Of course, we got to do at least one last
Mutley, folks. The Mutley was the original.
I mean, I kind of missed the Mutley.
We've had to move on from other different elements of the show.
But how many of these did we get?
Oh my gosh, we probably have something close to about 5,000
of these things.
We could give them away every day for the rest of my life
if I lived to 100.
There you go, rockin' the Mutley chat.
And by the way, that clip I played in the beginning
with the flag, the flag really didn't come down.
There's a ledge in my, I wasn't making that up.
Usually it comes down and I be kind of the shtick.
The thing got stuck on the ledge up top.
That really happened.
What do we got here?
We got a little something for you here.
Oh, this is my lovely wife, Paula, of course.
You were going to be leaving the show.
I took some of the messages from the chat,
and we put it in this here for you.
Oh, my gosh.
And we're going to send this for you.
Let me read it.
You're the best, Dan.
You will be missed.
I expect great success from you in the future.
Congratulations, Dan.
QC time is over.
You guys are amazing. Thank you, Paula. And thank you to you all. Show it to the camera. Oh, yeah. Sorry, Dan. QZ time is over. You guys are amazing. Thank you, Paula.
And thank you to you all.
Show it to the camera.
Oh, yeah, sorry, guys.
I'm reading it.
But there you go.
Covering my face for radio.
Everybody signed it.
I see Jason.
Fran signed it.
Thank you, guys.
So many thank you for your service.
I really appreciate it.
We have the best chat in the world.
I mean listen guys, live stream numbers, whatever, throw all that stuff out. It's just been a big
family here and I read your stuff. That's why I'm always looking at my phone. That's why Guy made
me move the charger thing over here because I have such poor mic discipline. Listen, let's just call
it what it is. What would I do Guy? I had it over here to keep it off screen, and now you can't hear me.
So, Guy, just put the damn thing in front of you.
Everybody knows you're reading the chat.
I'm not texting Paul about what's for lunch or something like that.
I think we melted down the counter, too.
This has been just a fire show so far, so I appreciate it.
Thank you, guys.
There's another clip for me?
I don't know, I'm not sure. This is your favorite
All right, let's see what you got.
Back up at dusk on 8-8. No one's thinking about this.
The reason no one's thinking about it is because I'm a fucking moron. That's the reason. But I would love to thank the Dampard Gino show for declaring
this officially the second or third, this is second or third guy, the, I think the third
Frank Fregasi Day and I want to take this opportunity to accept this great honor.
Did he ever accept a great honor?
Did we ever make him like a trophy or anything?
We did not, huh?
So folks, in honor of the great, the man,
you know they say that the man, the myth, the legend,
but in this case, he is a man.
He is definitely not mythical,
but he is unquestionably a legend who has given us,
what would you say, hours of Hours of priceless content.
And is by the way, is still writing op-eds about, I have never seen a guy so singularly
obsessed with me and his life.
The famous Frank Figezi, now the Figezi head will live on while I am gone from you.
I have authenticated the Figezi head with, no seriously, it says authenticated.
And that is my, yeah, I'll sign it again in front of Anita, AKA, well, AKA Anita, Andrea.
So here, Im Pen, Dan Bongino.
But I did tell Anita this.
I said, Anita, did I not tell you before?
I go, you will be entrusted with the great Figezi head. But I do want this back one day.
So you on your own show, your own podcast, you and Speak
have the McGroen Cruze podcast over there.
You are now being entrusted with a prize possession,
the Figezi head.
We are now here.
She says she's blessed, and it is a great honor.
I gave Jim my first Don't Get Dead coin.
And we were supposed to give Jim Ren and Stimpy, too.
But honestly, I don't know where the hell Ren and Stimpy went.
We do everything in a box.
We have so many cool little gizmos that I just
don't even know where it is.
So when I find Ren and Stimpy, Jim, they're all yours, buddy.
All right?
Yeah, that would be a great idea. That's a great idea. Let's do that. Bernd, you're all yours, buddy, all right? Yeah, that would be a great idea.
That's a great idea.
Let's do that.
Bernd, you're bringing it on.
So guys, before I wrap up with you today,
the end of the podcast, I just want
to be sure to introduce to you who is going
to be taking over my show.
Obviously, I will have a lot going on.
I will be divorcing myself from the business.
It's been a long process.
I'm going to tell you something. I'm not in any of this for the business. It's been a long process. I'm gonna tell you something.
I'm not in any of this for the money,
the cash, any of that stuff.
Obviously no one goes into government work to get rich.
I just like good people,
because if you surround yourself with good people,
then good and great things happen.
And if you surround yourself with bad people,
then awful things happen.
Vince Colenase is one of the most talented people
in the business.
An incredible talent, he's had a show on WMAL.
He is launching his podcast on the Silverlock Network
on Monday at 10 a.m., so an hour earlier.
You're gonna have Steven Crowder afterwards on Rumble at 11.
You've got Avita at nine, you've got Haley at six,
you've got The Quartering, you've got Don Jr.,
you've got an amazing lineup.
Vince, it is an honor to have you.
You're gonna be taking over the radio show too,
and I just want to thank you for taking this on
so last minute.
I can't even believe I'm here.
And I'm so over the moon about all of this.
And I will say, this is the most unusual exchange in media
that you will ever see, I promise,
for the rest of your life.
This is a jealous industry.
This is an industry where people, you know,
there's some people who help each other out,
but for the most part, when a guy gets a job,
usually somebody else has to lose it.
That's usually how that works.
And what's happening here is Dan is stepping away
from all of this.
Look around us.
I mean, just in this room, and then of course,
look at the chat, what he's built. And I think it's just such an obvious sign of your decency
and your commitment to your country that you can do this. You can walk away from this and
then become the deputy director of the FBI. Who wants that job? This guy wants that job.
So you're going in to do something really important. And like I said, this is deeply
unusual. So ever since it was announced, my mic, unusual so ever since it was announced, my mic good,
ever since it was announced the reaction has been completely positive and that's a testament
to you.
You said this is my guy, I like this guy, he's going to do a good job and your audience
the Bonjian Army has responded so well it's been unbelievable how nice this has all been.
They're so passionate.
And we're going to do great things man and the message I keep getting is you got big shoes to fill. I'm like I know. But what I really have is schmedium shirts
to fill. Yeah that's not, Nicole Wallace, guys Nicole, make sure Nicole gets a photo
of Vince immediately when he wears his first schmedium. That Nicole Wallace clip is one
of the greatest things I've ever seen. Why notice that? Isn't that the weirdest thing?
She instantly was like talking about your t-shirts and I was like, this needs some sort of slow baseline underneath it.
She was really into the Bongino show.
For as much as we've criticized Rachel Maddow and Nicole Wallace,
I promise you, you are not going to find a clip of me going,
hey, that's some outfit she's got on.
What is the weirdest thing?
It was such an oddball comment out of nowhere.
She was practically fanning herself on television.
Right, it was just so weird.
But funny story on that, so yesterday,
Paul and I was, we got some guys at the house,
some really good guys, and one of them bought me a t-shirt.
And the guy said, I don't know what size you are.
I said, well, you know, it's queen,
so you gotta round down.
That's where I'm from.
And he knew right away, he's like,
let me guess, the schmediums, right?
I said, but I am 50, so I've gotta kinda like he knew right away. He's like, let me guess, the Schmediums.
I said, but I am 50, so I've got to kind of size up a little bit.
But Vince, thank you, brother.
Man, you're the best.
10 AM on Monday, folks.
His first guest, Tucker Carlson.
He's going to be big.
And we announced Don Jr. last night.
Oh, Don Jr. next week.
Yeah, we got Don Jr. coming right to this studio.
McGroin Crew, spread the word.
In studio, huh?
Don's coming.
He's coming, baby.
Don, nice to you. Thank you, Don.
That's amazing.
So thank you guys.
I appreciate it, Vince.
So guys, I'm going to wrap this up here.
Well, I'm going to try to wrap it up here.
but up here. I'm really just a little bit overwhelmed. Because you know with the show and all the clips and having everybody here, the energy kind of just distracts you from
the reality of what's about to happen.
And it really hit me this morning.
I want you to know how much I love you guys.
I mean that.
People throw that term around, but I really love you guys.
I feel like I've met so many of you.
Some of you I've never even seen, whether it was Eric or Jeremy on the radio show.
I'm just, I chose early on to interact with my audience
in kind of a different way,
and it's paid me back so many dividends,
and there's nothing more incredible
than going out at a book signing,
and someone goes,
hey, how'd that treat you gave Lucy the other day work out?
And you're like, how'd you know that?
Like, you said it on the radio.
I'm like, I did?
Like, you know, the relationship seems so asymmetric at times.
Like, you know about me, but I don't know about you.
But I know all I need to know about you,
which is you've been there for me when I needed you.
And to walk away from this was, I promise you, was not easy.
But I absolutely know that this was the right thing to do.
I've told you over and over that measure the effectiveness
of what you do in your life by how people who stand
and tell you to stop react.
And the reaction has been exactly what I expected.
I promise you this, I'm going there with a clear mission in mind.
I go there with a clear head. This was done for the right reasons.
And I am really, really, really going to miss doing this and being here with you every day.
From this point on, if you follow me on, deep breaths, see, breathe in, it's easier.
My social media accounts are not going to be abandoned,
but I won't be posting about politics.
It'd be inappropriate during my time.
There's understandable restrictions on that,
which make perfect sense.
But you can still follow me.
I'll be opening up different accounts and official accounts
and things like that.
But I have to stay out of the political space
because it's the right thing to do and it's the rules.
And I hope you understand that.
I'm not going there to be some partisan.
I know the people who hate my guts in the media.
I don't expect you to understand that.
The idea of putting aside your politics to do a job is definitely foreign to you. I totally get that. But it's not
to me. You know, I proudly protected two Democrat presidents and a Republican. No problem at all.
Not sure you could do that, but I did. And now it's a different protection role.
So I still got a radio show to do, which is crazy. Now I'm going to get through that.
So I'll end as I began.
I'll see you guys on the other side. Thank you.
That was hard, man.
Wow, three more hours. Yeah, three more hours to go.
This is now real.
So President Attorney General Bondi and now director, gosh, that sounds good to say, FBI director, Akash Patel
offered this role, a role I expressed an interest in.
And ladies and gentlemen, I told you, you see, it's hard for me.
I'm going to accept the role proudly as the deputy director of the number two spot at
the Federal Bureau of Investigation. My left shoulder doesn't work so I want to do like a big dramatic thing and I just realized
looking at the feedback, my left arm don't work.
Let's just do the...
Here it is. If you were listening, I love...
Look at this, these guys cutting out.
Look at this.
Look at these guys in the other room.
Oh, look at them, fancy.
Go around again.
Oh, look at that.
If you are listening on Apple and Spotify, you know I love you guys.
You are the originals.
We didn't even have a video show for years
until the lovely Paulita said,
I think we should do a show on video.
By the way, she's sitting right here too.
This is the new studio.
Welcome to the new Dan Bongino show,
the new Evening Scroll with Hailey,
the new early edition with Evita,
and Vince, which is gonna be starting when I leave. This is the new Evening Scroll with Hayley, the new early edition with Evita, and Vince, which is gonna be starting when I leave.
This is the new studio.
I really hope you like the new studio.
And just give it another shot of each angle here.
You can see we put a ton of work into it.
Paula did, so did my crew.
It's our first show from here.
Look at that, look at these guys.
Michael, Justin, Guy.
We really, I hope you guys enjoy it.
And at least next week for me and with Haley moving forward in the future.
She's right over there and Evita and then Vince.
Thank you so much for tuning in today.
Give us a follow.
Rumble.com slash Bon Gino.
Really appreciate it.
And I will see you on the radio in a little bit.
You just heard the Dan in a little bit.