The Dan Bongino Show - Still Resisting (Ep 1389)

Episode Date: November 10, 2020

In this episode, I discuss the shock claims emerging out of key states on possible election shenanigans. It’s ugly.  News Picks: Three Election Day oddities no one can deny. The sleazy media ge...ts caught lying about Trump’s role in the coronavirus vaccine. Did shady ballot harvesting occur in Pennsylvania?  Parler topples twitter in the App Store for the first time.  More shock election claims emerge out of Nevada. Copyright Bongino Inc All Rights Reserved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:40 Dan Bongino. Again, folks, there is nothing. What do we concede? Concede what? There's nothing to concede. I can't say this enough. This race has not been called. The electors don't even meet who actually elect the president from the states for the liberals watching. They seem to think this is a popular vote, direct democracy election.
Starting point is 00:01:03 It is not. You may want to check the Constitution. They don't even meet till December 14. What's the rush? I don't understand. I mean, we're just taking the advice of Hillary Clinton, right? Joe Biden should concede under no circumstances should he issue a concession. It's her advice.
Starting point is 00:01:18 I think we'll take it. Although I wouldn't even go as far as Hillary. There are a number of conditions you should concede a race, including when you lose it. We haven't lost anything. Not yet. I'm going to go through today some election oddities that are awfully strange about this election again.
Starting point is 00:01:41 I'm going to go through what I kind of teased yesterday. Big camera wink. What I kind of teased yesterday about the nursing home debacle in Pennsylvania. No, no, I'm not trying to be ironic. It's not a coronavirus story. This is a voting story. Weird. Today's show brought to you by ExpressVPN.
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Starting point is 00:02:17 So lots of stuff on the plate. I know. Yeah, I know. I know. Listen, I'm going to get to our sponsor and i i have a really important thing to say so um this has been hard for me so uh just give me a second let me get through our sponsors they paid a lot of money to talk to you and they're good companies so we appreciate it um and thanks joe for your deference there right now you know what's going on uh ladies
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Starting point is 00:03:55 Let's go. The bell. The bell. Yeah, the bell. I'm usually excited to hear the bell. We even have the Kenny bell for a replacement, just in case. Thank you, Kenny, for the new wrench, by the way. But I didn't need it. I'm usually excited to hear the bell. We even have the Kenny bell for replacement, just in case. Thank you, Kenny, for the new wrench, by the way.
Starting point is 00:04:06 But I didn't need it. I appreciate it. But Kenny's been very good to us. He gave us an old wrench. You scrolling down to the Kenny bell? So, folks, I want to address something. I obviously read your emails, and you matter to me more than anything. I ran for office because you mattered to me. I ran for office because you mattered to me.
Starting point is 00:04:26 I was an activist because you mattered to me, and these principles mattered to me. I feel we share these principles. That's why our show was the number one show in the entire country yesterday, a podcast. And we appreciate that. I want to tell you about my situation with Fox News because, again, I read your emails and I understand your discontent, and I know they do too. I can tell you that for a fact. But there are significant and principled disagreements about election night coverage. I'm part of those disagreements.
Starting point is 00:05:02 We get it. I get it. I hear you. There's a lot going on right now with me and we'll be taking a break for a while there. I think some of you have noticed and emailed me about it. I haven't been avoiding the topic. I just want to handle it responsibly and do the right thing. and do the right thing. You know, so I just want to be clear. I hear you.
Starting point is 00:05:30 You know, I hear you. They hear you. There are advocates there. I'm one of them. Okay, so folks, the election oddities, including, again, what I agree was an absurd, ridiculous Arizona call. It was unnecessary. But the election oddities keep adding up. There are way too many questions here. Way too many questions. Our resident fact checker, Matt Palumbo, has a piece up at Bongino.com about
Starting point is 00:06:00 three more election oddities. I went over yesterday the oddities and the roll-off. On yesterday's show, I talked about how all of these people in unprecedented numbers seem to vote for Joe Biden, but no one else on the ballot. Not their congressman, not their senator, not their dog catcher, not the ballot initiatives, nothing. In every election, the people that vote for the president but don't vote for anyone else,
Starting point is 00:06:23 those numbers are pretty comparable every single election. Why not in this one? Why did legions of people vote for Joe Biden and no one else down ballot? In anomalous statistical abnormalities where people are like, huh, was there fraud there? We don't know yet, but we're entitled to see it, right? I mean, it is only the most important election of our lifetime. You think you're going to stop me from asking questions? You're insane. These leftist lunatics trying to pressure us all to shut up and sit down. No, no,
Starting point is 00:06:58 you sit down. I ain't sitting anywhere except this chair when I do my show to tell you to go sit out matt palumbo bongino.com this will be up in the show notes i want you to read this please show notes are accessible bongino.com slash newsletter three election oddities no one can deny matt's very good at this stuff and you need to understand these oddities because I don't know where the left and the media got the impression that the Trump movement and us specifically are the movement is going away. We're not going away. I'm not sitting down. We're not going to be quiet. We will not be muzzled.
Starting point is 00:07:38 We will not be blindfolded. There'll be none of the sort. None of that stuff is going to happen. I'm not going anywhere. You're not going anywhere. I'm not sensing any quit at all. I'm sensing a resolute righteousness where people know we were on the right side of this and are eager for the next round in this political boxing match. I'm not sensing any quit at all. And you ain't getting it out of me either. and he ain't getting it out of me either president trump got the most gop votes of any presidential candidate on the gop side of anyone in american history let's look at some of these
Starting point is 00:08:13 anomalies let's go into screenshot here number one from matt's piece about ohio ohio the bell weather state it's been a barometer for national opinion. It's had enormous success in forecasting election results. The saying goes, as Ohio goes, so goes the nation. Well, this is interesting. Excluding last week's election, the winner of Ohio has gone on to win the presidential election in every single election since 1904. With two exceptions. Republican Dewey won Ohio and then lost to FDR in 1944. And Richard Nixon won Ohio in 1960 and then lost to the fdr in 1944 and richard nixon won ohio in 1960 and then lost to jfk florida is the largest bellwether state only twice as a democrat won
Starting point is 00:08:53 the presidency without winning uh without winning florida no republican since calvin coolidge has won the presidency without it now you may say all right dan that does seem a bit seem a bit anomalous that president trump won both florida and ohio and we somehow lost this election a rare occurrence in the history of presidential elections but i get it correlations not causation i say that all the time in the show and i'm not a hypocrite. I just want to point out that it is anomalous tautologically by definition. Doesn't mean it's fraud, but it is an anomaly, right? Let's get to some more. I just wanted to point that part out to you because I told you yesterday about four or five other anomalies too that just keep adding up because correlation doesn't mean there's no causation either. Right? It just means that it's not definitive.
Starting point is 00:09:51 You know, people get more colds in the winter. I use this analogy all the time. Does that mean cold weather causes head colds? No, it's not what it means at all. It means cold weather causes more mucus in your nose because of the dry air. You spend more time indoors. You touch your nose more, you transmit the virus. There's a third variable there indoors you touch your nose more you transmit the virus there's a third variable there you touching your nose but when all these anomalies start adding up maybe there is causation so let's see let's go
Starting point is 00:10:15 to number two because there are bellwether counties too just like there are bellwether states or bellwether counties as well vigo county indiana has been won by every presidential winner since 1956 and the same is true for new mexico's valencia county since 1952 trump won both of them this year vigo by nearly 15 points and valencia by 11 and they're not the only ones nearly every bellwether county was wrong this year with only 18 of them going for biden harris get your head scratching yeah i'm all these weird anomalies thank you joe's head scratching is is is much more effective than mine in the microphone especially for our terrestrial listeners. Good to hear. Big time.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Again, anomaly on top of anomaly. Strange voting patterns in Milwaukee. People failing to properly execute software instructions. Ballots in nursing homes showing up on the same day. They say, oh, I got that coming up, don't you go anywhere. Voting patterns about Bellwether counties that have accurately predicted the president by their voting patterns for years that predicted the wrong, that not predicted, that seemed to indicate the wrong guy this time. What about this?
Starting point is 00:11:41 Part three of this Matt Palumbo excellent piece of Bongino.com. Talking about how Joe Biden got all these votes at the top of the ticket, but nobody seemed to vote for anyone else down ballot. No other Democrats, no one for dog catcher, no one.
Starting point is 00:11:56 It's really weird how you would just show up to vote for the president. Oh, Dan, that happens. Yeah, it does happen in very predictable numbers, but it happened an awful lot in this election.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Was there fraud going on? Were people just trying to speed up the fraud process we're just asking by voting for the president not wasting time filling in other ballots i'm just asking so matt says in the piece in other words we're to believe that republicans did well everywhere bellwether counties ohara fly florida across the country in house races and senate races except the presidency that seems awfully weird considering donald trump drove turnout not the republicans down ballot the obvious response to anyone suspecting fraud is well if democrats rigged the election for biden why wouldn't they have rigged it for congressional democrats too it's a typo there i gotta tell matt yes to what so i just exposed him sorry matt one answer would
Starting point is 00:12:47 be that if fraud did occur it was in a few key swing states that by and large weren't the same states where congressional republicans excel so just to be clear does this make any sense that congressional republicans dramatically overperformformed. Dramatically. So did the Democrat, excuse me, so did Senate Republicans as well. Tillis, Lindsey Graham, Susan Collins, and others. Dramatically overperformed. Won their races.
Starting point is 00:13:19 And yet Trump, who drove the turnout, because we've had unprecedented turnout in this presidential election, not in the midterms, not elsewhere for Republicans, that is. That nobody showed up for Trump. They showed up for the down ballot races. And yet on the Democrat side, everybody showed up for Biden, but didn't vote in the down ballot races. I'm Budsman Joe. I'm Budsman Paula.
Starting point is 00:13:42 You get what I'm saying? Joe, I'm Budsman Paula. You get what I'm saying? So you're suggesting to me, in a presidential election, where the most GOP voters in American history have ever turned out to vote for President Trump, the most, 71 million,
Starting point is 00:13:56 by far the most, that we had 20,000 people at rallies, that people showed up on that side and voted more relatively speaking to the democrats for down ballot candidates who nobody really was that excited about and didn't vote for trump and on the other side the reverse happened no way it just and again i'm not talking raw numbers i'm talking relatively speaking to their counterparts.
Starting point is 00:14:25 More people were excited. So let me simplify this. Tell me, here we go. Here we go. I got it. Because I always think about ways to make this super simple. You're telling me more people were excited about Lindsey Graham and Tom Tillis on the Republican Senate side beating their opponents than were excited about Donald Trump beating
Starting point is 00:14:42 Joe Biden. Yeah. then we're excited about Donald Trump beating Joe Biden. It's not getting in. It's not getting in. I'm having one of those liberal adamantium-coated skull moments where the facts are not, I don't get that. More people, listen, I'm not knocking, tell us or grab, there's no time for
Starting point is 00:15:05 gop on gop uh political violence right now we got things to worry about i'm real i'm just suggesting in the obvious that more people were excited about susan collins relatively speaking beating sarah gideon that we're excited about donald trump and that makes that makes sense to you the anomalies ladies and gentlemen keep adding up let me get to another anomaly here in a second listen let me get to my my second sponsor and I want to debunk another myth too before I get to this huge this is not my this is like the 20th anomaly but the second today is the b-block of today's show if we want to talk TV lingo. Okay. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Okay. I want to talk about this secret service thing too, because I'm really getting sick of commentators and talking heads out there. Biden's the president, the secret service, but you don't know what you're talking about. They have nothing to do with it. I'm going to get to that quickly too.
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Starting point is 00:17:31 What was going on there? But quickly, I heard a couple of commentators yesterday across cable news. The Secret Service is adding a presidential-like blanket of security to Joe Biden, who I refuse to call president-elect until you know there's an actual winner in this race right folks there's nothing to do with it i was there i was there for transition you know what happens when you you know how apolitical the secret service is let me tell you joe how dramatic this is when presidents change when you're in the secret because i was there for president bush to President Obama. You know, the transition
Starting point is 00:18:05 for the liberals, listen. That's what that means. So here's what happens, Joe. It's dramatic. I went to work one night and you know who came out of the bedroom on, what is it,
Starting point is 00:18:13 the third floor of the White House? George W. Bush. Got in the elevator. You go and has a very dramatic moment. Of course, it wasn't dramatic. It's 5.30 or 6.00. He always worked early.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Six o'clock in the morning. And you're like, you're like still on. You're trying to get the coffee to kick in. And then Joe, wait for it. You know what happened when I went to work? Was it,
Starting point is 00:18:34 I think two days later, maybe even a day later after the election and the transition. This is crazy. Joe, get ready for it. You don't came out of the bedroom at the white house. Huh? I you're waiting with bated breath barack obama what happened it's magic what happened what happened what do you mean there weren't egyptians with palm fronds and there wasn't
Starting point is 00:18:59 there wasn't chanting going on no No, the Secret Service is nothing. That doesn't mean anything. All it means is the election is still up in the air. Joe Biden or Donald Trump, the current president, could win. Joe Biden could win. So the Secret Service has to provide protection for both. I heard Juan say on Fox News, oh man, the Secret Service has given him like presidential protection levels.
Starting point is 00:19:22 So he's definitely the president. There's nothing to do with anything. You have no idea what you're talking about. They're totally apolitical. Either side could win. And we're not a third world republic. So we want to make sure that everybody gets protection. It's, trust me, they are as apolitical as it gets.
Starting point is 00:19:39 There is no inside secret service, eyes wide shut moment. What is the password? Tom Cruise, Fidelio. That's the outside password. There's no moment like that with the 1918 flu masks or whatever. No, the British Black Plague flu mask with the big long beaks out of there with the fragrances. Where you're sitting around in a circle.
Starting point is 00:20:06 None of that's actually happening. You go to work and you protect who they tell you to protect. And when the race is up in the air, they tell you to protect both sides. So please stop using that stupid talking point because it's dumb. Okay, moving on. Thank you. Getting back to our today in election anomalies section look at this bad boy washington examiner piece what are the odds of this one
Starting point is 00:20:32 nursing home anomalies in pennsylvania but don't worry joe the left's telling us to move on move on.org it's time to move on no no you can sit your arse down we'll be moving nowhere until we're confident the election was free and fair. Thank you. Washington Examiner's story. Please read this again in the show notes. Again, subscribe to our newsletter, bongino.com slash newsletter. That is the show notes.
Starting point is 00:20:54 I probably should just stick with one term, but I've confused everyone for years and it's working. So we'll continue to confuse you and interchangeably use show notes and newsletter. We had an open rate of like 85% the other day. It was absurd. Right? Didn't we? It was crazy. Washington Examiner, Dan Chaitlin.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Lindsey Graham, quote, possible ballot harvesting in Pennsylvania involving 2,500 nursing home residents. Wait, what? Now, I'm going to read this first. I'm going to play a little cut of Lindsey too. So you hear this twice. I want to read it first. So from the Examiner piece, this is crazy what went down in Pennsylvania nursing homes.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Check this out. So Lindsey Graham, quote, I've got more information. We're now finding potentially that 25,000 nursing home residents in different nursing homes requested mail-in ballots at the exact same time. You can't ballot harvest in Pennsylvania, Graham added. What are the odds that 25,000 people in different locations of the same age group requested at the same time a ballot? Somebody is up to no good in these nursing homes. Joe, I think I need to translate there. And I'll play him in a second again, just because you need to hear this, the deuce. Let me translate for you what that means.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Ballot harvesting, which is legal in some states, including California. It's not legal in Pennsylvania. Let me be crystal clear. Ballot harvesting is when third parties are allowed to go collect your ballots. Third parties who are not election officials, so to say. You get what I'm saying? Someone can knock on your door in California, in many cases, as a ballot harvester and collect your ballots for you as long as you like sign off or something like that ballot harvesting is a disaster because
Starting point is 00:22:52 there's the chain of cut listen a lot of you cops out there know what i'm talking about when i was a police officer and you get an evidence say there's a shooting you have the you have the gun used in the shooting, the literal smoking gun at the scene. What do you do with it, Joe? You take it, you pick it up with gloves on. You don't touch where the fingerprints are. You touch somewhere you don't think there are fingerprints. You drop it in an evidence bag.
Starting point is 00:23:16 You seal it. You sign it with the date and time. It then goes to the lab for fingerprints. Why? Because you don't want a million people touching it, ruining the chain of custody and putting someone else's fingerprints on it. What's weird though,
Starting point is 00:23:28 is the most important presidential election of our time, states like California have allowed you to take your most sacred voice in our constitutional public, your ballot. Give it some Tom, Dick and Harry, you have no idea who he, she or he, she, some machine you're dropping in a box or thing, the boxes, you have no idea what's happening to it.
Starting point is 00:23:49 And all of a sudden we're supposed to be like, whatevs. Ballot harvesting is not legal in Pennsylvania. So what Lindsey Graham is winking and nodding at is, did someone go to those nursing homes in a coordinated effort? Because these requests were made conveniently at the same time. Joe, magically 25,000 nursing home residents all at the same time had a light bulb go off.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Hey, I think I should request this ballot right now. What Graham is hinting at is, is there evidence out there? I told you this yesterday, did I not? I never let you down with this. Is there evidence out there that somebody was coordinating this effort to request mail-in ballots on behalf of nursing home residents? Were those ballots filled out for those nursing home residents? I mean, we're just asking questions, right? That's what we do in a republic, right?
Starting point is 00:24:49 A constitutional republic. I mean, we're just taking the advice of Hillary Clinton, right? We're actually not taking the advice of Hillary, who was an extremist. Don't concede under any circumstances. I'm not even telling you that. I'm just telling you now, don't concede now, because there's nothing to concede. We don't know who won the race yet. Because there's a lot of anomalies out there.
Starting point is 00:25:12 That in, you know, Joe, you would think a free and fair media, right, that was interested in determining and distilling down what the facts are would be interesting in putting these rumors to bed. You'd think. And some of them, to be fair, have been. Right. Some election rumors that got out there have been actually debunked. When the media
Starting point is 00:25:27 says debunked, they never mean it. Some have been. Many have not. And many, there's a lot of evidence that there's something real going on out there. I'm really worried about Pennsylvania. I told you about the other anomaly yesterday, the whistleblower in the post office who signed a sworn affidavit saying he was told to backdate ballots. Gee, that's kind of weird.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Maybe we want to look into that. Here's Lindsey. Listen to Lindsey in his own words, telling you like, hey, we got a problem in Pennsylvania. One thing about Lindsey is he's definitely not a big conservative. I think we know that. He was better than the other guy, Harrison, so we're stuck. He's not a big conservative, Lindsey. So when Lindsey says something on the air, he's probably saying it because he knows something. Something I kind of knew yesterday when I told you on the phone. Check this out. You can't ballot harvest in Pennsylvania. What are the odds that 25,000 people in different locations of the same age group requested at the same time a ballot.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Somebody is up to no good in these nursing homes. We don't need their permission to look into these allegations. Interesting. Yeah, I'll hold that one. I mean, can you keep that in the hopper? I'm not sure I'm going to get that. Paul is. That's why I was looking off screen. She's always trying to keep the show. And as I go off on my own, Can you keep that in the hopper? I'm not sure I'm going to get that. Paul is. That's why I was looking off screen. She always trying to keep the show. And as I go off on my, we have an order in the show. I almost never stick to it anymore. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:26:53 It's kind of weird, right? You think Lindsay's just again, Lindsay, some hard core right wing extremist going on Fox in front of, you know, three to 5 million people to humiliate himself. You think that's happening better think through that one all right let me get to another story here um
Starting point is 00:27:16 moving on a bit from our anomalies again correlation isn't causation because two factors are correlated it doesn't mean it was a cause but i'm telling you right now correlation can mean causation and when you add these data points up all these anomalous data points now you see why i'm telling the trump team and everyone else there's nothing to concede yet if we lose fair and square then we lose it's not a third world republic if this election's fair it's our obligation to step aside. We lost and to fight in January, 2022 and fight again.
Starting point is 00:27:51 I'm not giving up anything. I'm not ever. It's my country too. I have kids here. What if we would have given up after Carter? We wouldn't have had the greatest eight year run. If the Ronald Reagan in our country's history in modern times. I'm not quitting anything.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Sorry, I'm not. I want you to listen to this because this is important. I warned you yesterday about the significance of the January 5th runoff election in Georgia for the two United States Senate seats there. Those two seats can determine control of the United States Senate. there. Those two seats can determine control
Starting point is 00:28:26 of the United States Senate. And I cautioned everyone that getting into this post-election maelstrom and like, hey, we're all, we have to fight on multiple paths because the Democrats are. We have to fight
Starting point is 00:28:39 for the president right now for a fair and free election outcome. And we have to keep our eye on Georgia because these two things are going on at the same time. There's a parallel pass and they're not going to stop because we want them to. And we just want to focus on what you have to multitask, whoever inefficient multitasking is.
Starting point is 00:28:56 And I get it. It is. But we have to. I warned you about these Georgia races. They're going to happen January 5th in just a couple of months, not January 5th, 2022 for both seats. If we lose both seats, it's a 50-50 Senate. You may say, all right, Dan, it's split down the middle. No, it's not because the tie-breaking vote, if Joe Biden wins, is the vice president of the United States, who will be Kamala Harris. So it's going to be a 51-50 Senate. We got to win both of those races.
Starting point is 00:29:26 We have to. The Democrats are smart. They're not stupid. They can be pernicious. Their policies can be unbelievably destructive, but they are not stupid. So yesterday there was an appearance on Fox. Was it Brett Baer's show? I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I gave Joe the cut, but it was Joe Manchin. I think it was on Brett Baer's show. Yeah, it was Brett. Joe Manchin. It's Brett. Thank you. Alleged Democrat from West Virginia.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I'm a centrist. Joe Manchin is a weak phony. He falls in line every time the Democrats need him. He takes a few principled, air quotes, stands. But whenever the Democrats need him to be their crony joe mansion falls right in line so the democrats needed a joker go out go you know the the the ancient kings they had their jokers and go dance go dance for us remember that joe mansion's dancing right now for schumer i'm going to play this cut of Manchin, and I want to explain to you
Starting point is 00:30:26 afterwards the subtext of what Manchin did and how he is pulling the wall over your eyes at the instructions of the Democrat Senate like you've never seen. And if I don't explain this to you, some of you, especially West Virginia voters, may have been fooled by this joker. All right. Check this out. You know, a lot of focus now on those Georgia runoffs and potentially if it all adds up, Tom Tillis wins in North Carolina, Dan Sullivan in Alaska. It looks like those two races could be the control of the U.S. Senate with a tie then going to Vice President Harris. a tie than going to Vice President Harris. What do you tell people about that and concern about that concern considering all we've heard about the progressive agenda? Well, there's a lot of people that are concerned.
Starting point is 00:31:13 There's a lot of fear tactics are being used right now. Brett, if both of the Georgia senators were elected from the Democratic Party, then that would be 50 50 if both Dan Sullivan and Tom Tillis win. 50-50 means there's a tie. But if one senator does not vote on a Democratic side, there is no tie and there is no bill. So I commit to you tonight and I commit to all of your viewers and everyone else that's watching, I want to lay those fears, I want to rest those fears for you right now, because when they talk about whether it be packing the courts or ending the filibuster, I will not vote to do that. I will not vote to
Starting point is 00:31:52 pack the courts, I think, and I will not vote to end the filibuster. Did you fall for that? This guy Manchin is the Duke of Bull stuff. is the Duke of Bull stuff. The Duke. All hail the Duke. This dude is the Duke of Bull. He does it all the time. Every time.
Starting point is 00:32:15 He does. All the time. Yeah. And they keep, why do you keep voting for this guy? He is not telling you the truth. Here's what's going on behind the scenes. The Democrats are desperate to get control of the Senate. They need these two Senate seats on January 5th
Starting point is 00:32:31 because they want to enact the most progressive Green New Deal defund the police nonsense you've ever seen. I'm not kidding. Just read the Biden-Bernie manifesto. It's in their own words, not mine. They are desperate to do it. And as I said to you yesterday, Chuck Schumer's terrified of being primaried by AOC in New York for his Senate seat.
Starting point is 00:32:54 So he's catering to the progressive left saying you don't need AOC. I'll be your progressive monarch here and I'll push all this stuff through. Just give me the opportunity. So he tells, follow me here. He tells Manchin, his, his Joker dance for me, Manchin, go out and dance on Fox news and take the edge off the Georgia races and let people know that you will not stand for this, Joe. Yeah. That if we win those two seats and it's 50-50, I will not stand for this progressive agenda.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Now, he may vote against, remember, because Manchin, he's not stupid. This guy is a political zombie. He stays alive no matter what. No matter what you do, he keeps rising. He comes back from the grave no matter what. I don't understand it. This is what he'll do. He gets permission from Schumer. You think that was some principled move yesterday on fuck Joe Manchin. Comes back from the grave no matter what. I don't understand it. This is what he'll do.
Starting point is 00:33:46 He gets permission from Schumer. You think that was some principled move yesterday on fuck Joe Manchin, standing up for what is right. Believe me, the last few weeks I've had a lot of standing up for what has not been easy. Especially with all my crap going on. That's not what's going on here. He's dancing for Schumer. He went to Schumer and said, listen, I need to get reelected in a couple of years again in West Virginia. So I got to
Starting point is 00:34:09 pretend I'm a moderate. So the craziest stuff you guys want to do, like pack the Supreme Court and the filibuster. Do you give me permission to go on Fox in front of the conservatives who may have to vote for me in West Virginia. On Fox, do you give me permission to say I'm going to stand against the two craziest things? But wink and a nod. When you need me for the Green New Deal and the other crap, I'm there for you, buddy. But you need to let me go on Fox and save face. That's exactly what he did. And what did Schumer say? Yeah, yeah, go dance.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Dance. Ha ha, dance. Look at him, he's dancing. He's dancing for it. Look at him, Joe, he's dancing. Oh, sad. Does that make sense, what he did? Yeah. He's trying to put the country at ease saying, I'm Joe Manchin.
Starting point is 00:35:07 I am the wall, the obstacle, the bulwark against these crazy liberals. I'm a sane Democrat. So don't worry about voting for Democrats in Georgia because even when we win, I will stop the nonsense. He's the only, he's the only, he's the nonsense. Don't fall for it. Manchin's a fraud.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Schumer's a fraud. And that was done intentionally yesterday. He's only doing it to take the edge off the ads in Georgia. They're going to run against the two Democrats. They're going to run ads, obviously saying, vote for them. Look what you're going to get. Defund the police, green new deal, which is true. And then the Democrats, Warnock and Ossoff are going to say, you know, that's not true. We're not going to vote for it.
Starting point is 00:35:54 And look, we got Manchin out there too. Don't worry, we're really a sane party. Good luck. All right. I got another spot here, but folks folks the next segment of this show the bull stuff monsoon continues and we call them hurricanes here in florida but i'm going to stick with monsoon the bull bs monsoon continues today as the Democrats and the media try to retcon history. What's retconning? I'll get
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Starting point is 00:37:49 the bull stuff monsoon continues as the media now in going full Pravda, full Soviet. We need the Soviet National Anthem. Someone told me it's not copyrighted. We can use it. So we really need that moment, the beginning of Rocky IV, when Drago and Rocky were looking at each other and the Soviet answer, and they all snapped to it. Here we go. Joe, that's playing right now in the New York times newsroom. Okay. Because the BS monsoon continues. They really, they're all at full salute. They are retconning history. What's retconning? Well, the media, now that they think Joe Biden is one and nothing's over yet, I'm conceding nothing because there's nothing to concede. They're retconning. What is retconning? Remember the Halloween movies, Michael Myers? Remember that? Remember old Michael with the
Starting point is 00:38:41 mask and stuff, the old man mask with the brown hair and everything. So when you retcon movies, what you do is there's four or five sequels. As the fifth or sixth sequel comes out, Halloween seven, revenge of Michael Myers' stepdaughter's uncle. Everybody pretty much thinks it's stupid and they stop. So what they do is they retcon the series. In other words, because the sequels are supposed to be linear, like this stuff actually happened to Michael Myers and they sucked. Pardon my language. They retcon the story, pretend none of the sequels happened and they just start over. It's like,
Starting point is 00:39:14 remember Wayne's world with the hockey, when they, when the, when the car goes by and they stop it and they start again, they just stopped the whole series and they start over. Like none of the sequels ever happened. So that happened with the Halloween movies. There was just recently a new one and it was actually pretty decent.
Starting point is 00:39:33 And all of the Halloween sequels, none of it made any sense. They started right again at the end of Halloween one, as if all of the other stuff never happened. That's what's happening now. The media's retconning history. They're going back to what happened in the Trump administration
Starting point is 00:39:51 and all of the policy sequels, Operation Warp Speed, the tax cuts, the great economy, historically low black and Hispanic unemployment, and they're retconning it and they're going to make believe none of it happened and they're going to somehow give Joe Biden credit for it. Paula said to me this morning i kid you not well that scratch was loud when i do a little goatee which is going to fall out i start chemo on tuesday so get used to seeing
Starting point is 00:40:14 damn bongino no i'm putting a hat on i'm very sorry i'm not i i'm putting a hat on because you don't want to see my bald head you don't especially my with me without the goatee this face is a face for radio if i've ever seen what what thank you my wife said no it's not i appreciate that means a lot and i'll be fine it starts on tuesday but she didn't believe me this morning that they're going to try to retcon history literally rewrite the trump administration but that's what pravda that's what they do we always need evidence right that's what wevda, that's what they do. We always need evidence, right? That's what we do here. Kind of the whole evidence thing. Let's go to piece of evidence number one. Great article at The Federalist. I love The Federalist by David Marcus. Check this out in the show notes today. Media lies about drug company Pfizer's partnership with Trump administration's
Starting point is 00:41:03 Operation Warp Speed. New York Times writes this story, which is really weird, where they quote someone from Pfizer who was intimately involved with Operation Warp Speed, which, so you understand, is the Trump administration's effort to create a vaccine that has now been created
Starting point is 00:41:21 and deemed 90% effective. Trump is still the president. The media is now unbelievably retconning the story. And Pfizer didn't help, by the way. Pfizer was like, yeah, we didn't take any R&D money from this. Here we go. Quote from Pfizer. Which made it into the New York Times.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Which unbelievably, Joe, didn't think to fact check this at all. We've never taken money from the U.S. government or from anyone. You didn't. Then they went on to claim Pfizer was never part of Operation Warp Speed. This is simply not true. That's just made up. Like the New York Times didn't fact check that? Part two.
Starting point is 00:42:01 As NPR reported in July, the government reached a deal for nearly $2 billion to help distribute the vaccine. Joe, it gets better. Pfizer's own press release in July announced that the U.S. government placed an initial order of 100 million doses for $1.95 billion. Well, no money went into the vaccine's research and development, but Pfizer absolutely did take government money and was forced to walk back their own executive statement. Doesn't matter. The New York Times already contributed to the retconning, and now people in the public who are not as smart as you in this audience here already believe that the development
Starting point is 00:42:41 of this vaccine, whether you like vaccines or not, it's your call. I'm not into this government forcing anybody to do anything. I'm a libertarian at heart. I'm just telling you the facts that Operation Warp Speed, Pfizer was part of it, which led to the development of a vaccine under the Trump administration in record time
Starting point is 00:42:59 because Trump stole the president. They're going to retcon the whole story. With a P. Fantasy. I actually got that. Sometimes, not today. Pafantasy. Like Pafizer.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Yes. Like a Nish or a Knife. They're going to make up the whole story. So when this doesn't, when this starts to get debunked, go to New York Times, they'll issue a correction 72 days later, as long as the whole country now believes
Starting point is 00:43:32 Pfizer had nothing to do with the Trump administration's efforts. So let that, let that fester, right, Joe? Like kombucha for a couple of days or like the mother at the top of apple cider vinegar. Let that fester. And when the word and the narrative gets out that the Trump administration
Starting point is 00:43:45 had nothing to do with the vaccine, they actually had everything to do with, then all of a sudden issue a correction that nobody will see. And then when that gets in, go to plan B. Well, what's plan B? I'm going to get to that in a second. Andrew Cuomo started plan B yesterday.
Starting point is 00:44:03 But I want to get to this retconning again as well how i'm telling you they're just making stuff up retcon again pretending the michael myers sequels never happened and just go right back to no no this is the sequel to the first one you already had a sequel to her now forget that that sucked we're going to a new one okay whatevs you just found out michael myers in an institution the whole time since Michael Myers won. Wasted all my time with those other sequels. Can I get my money back?
Starting point is 00:44:33 Check out this one from Pink News. This is classic. Hat tip, Greg Price over, I think he's the Daily Caller. This is a doozy. Total retcon here. Joe Biden, this is their Twitter feed, Pink News. Joe Biden is almost certain to make Pete Buttigieg America's first out gay cabinet official.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Here's where he could land. He is? Pete Buttigieg, just to be clear, is the first first gay cabinet out gay cabinet I'm puzzled because I let's let's just check pink news from earlier oh here's pink news from February this year Donald Trump disappointed his first openly gay cabinet member Rick Grinnell it's the same it's the same thing the same
Starting point is 00:45:21 pink news it doesn't matter it's a retcon none of the none of the sequels ever happened rick grinnell didn't exist rick grinnell's a fake person according to he doesn't he's a he's a character in a fable in a novel he was in michael myers three what was michael myers three season of the witch he was in season of the witch that didn't even have anything to do with michael myer that was a st masks. Remember that? It was a horrible movie. It's got a cult following now. That was Rick Grinnell. Season of the Witch. He doesn't really exist. They're just going to retcon it totally. Donald Trump had nothing to do with
Starting point is 00:45:55 the vaccine and Rick Grinnell doesn't exist or wasn't gay. Oh, okay. Good call there, media. You really nailed that one. People take these idiots seriously. Let me get to my last sponsor. I want to get back to Andrew Cuomo, who when the retcon that Donald Trump had nothing to do with the vaccine, when that gets discredited like we just did and people start to figure that out,
Starting point is 00:46:21 they're going to move on to plan B, which is, well, Donald Trump, his plan for distribution of the vaccine is horrible. And Joe Biden cleaned it up. Okay, sure. All right. My gosh. It's a lot of work debunking these idiots every day. Today's show brought to you by our friends at ZipRecruiter.
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Starting point is 00:48:10 None of that's actually true. What they'll do then is they'll try to fashion a narrative going forward. So the narrative now that a vaccine has been developed, clearly under the Trump administration, because it's been developed and Trump is still president, last time I checked. Joe, isn't it amazing we're having these conversations with actual media people who have to be told this? Yeah, weird. Trump is still president. Last time I checked. Joe, isn't it amazing we're having these conversations with actual media people who have to be told this? Yeah, weird. Trump's the president.
Starting point is 00:48:29 They announced the vaccine yesterday. Did you guys miss all this? If-then equations, again, modus ponens, modus tollens, college, have you got logic? I'm just checking. Apparently it doesn't work in newsrooms, you know, with 18-year-olds who just graduated with journalism degrees.
Starting point is 00:48:44 So Andrew Cuomo is leading the way. And one of the most abhorrent, disgusting media appearances I've seen in modern times, instead of everyone sitting back and saying, you know what? I may not like the president. Andrew Cuomo clearly doesn't. But you know what? Nice work with this vaccine. I'm not kidding.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Endless hours and countless lives could be saved. And it was the right thing. And as the governor of a state that was significantly hit by coronavirus, and in this delicate transition time, which he would say, not me, but it's only appropriate to say this is a good thing for all of us. Principled statement, right? It's what I tried to do with you with you today another issue the principles should matter but they didn't matter to andrew cuomo because he doesn't have any principles
Starting point is 00:49:34 because he went on the air and said this absolute absurdity yesterday which is one of the most offensive things i've ever heard check this out it's a vaccine distribution in the next two months what do you make of this news? Well, it's it's good news, bad news, George. The good news is the Pfizer tests look good and we'll have a vaccine shortly. The bad news is that it's about two months before Joe Biden takes over. And that means this administration is going to be implementing a vaccine plan. Get ready. We are always ahead of the curve here.
Starting point is 00:50:13 We don't have any special powers. Neither Joe nor I are the Stygian witches, our favorite Stygian witches from the class. Give me the eye where they can see the fuma. That's on. I just have been doing this for a very long time. The narrative going forward is this. Every single hiccup in the distribution plan, Joe, there'll be one person in East Tuna Fish somewhere in the middle of nowhere who doesn't get the vaccine or gets it a day after they
Starting point is 00:50:43 wanted it. The New York Times will be out there tomorrow because they don't want to give Trump credit In the middle of nowhere, who doesn't get the vaccine, gets it a day after they wanted it. The New York Times will be out there tomorrow because they don't want to give Trump credit for anything. They have to acknowledge, they're going to have to acknowledge eventually it was his administration with the vaccine in conjunction with the free market. They don't want to do it. So now they're going to highlight every single hiccup, be like, look how disastrous this plan is. Look at this joey bag of donuts in east tuna fish he said he was going to get the vaccine on friday and joe he got it on saturday here's another one the vaccine from pfizer has to be stored in deep cold there'll be
Starting point is 00:51:20 some bat somewhere that'll get spoiled the truck will break on the side of the road in the middle of florida and the batch with the big trump did it he drove that car off the road himself he popped the brake lines with trump and then what'll happen if joe biden wins if he wins what'll magically happen joe no the red The next day, they'll forget all those stories. Everything about the distribution will be wonderful. And what'll the narrative be? Joe Biden came in and he cleaned it all up. Joe Biden's like a logistics czar now. He should be doing spreadsheets and Microsoft Project stuff
Starting point is 00:51:59 because he's so smart. You know, he was smart enough to get 10% from the Chinese. He's the big guy. Sure enough, he can figure out the distribution plan from the chinese is the big guy sure enough he can figure out the distribution plan for the vaccine right right tell me that tell me tell you know this too you've been arrow hand i gotta stop the don't point arrow hand right tell me armacost this is not gonna happen it's gonna they're gonna highlight every guaranteed brother Every guaranteed, brother. To the last second. Yeah. To the last second.
Starting point is 00:52:31 And the minute Joe Biden raises his right hand, if he wins, they're going to be like, oh my gosh, this is so, it's like magic. There were no more complaints anywhere about the vaccine. It's incredible. People in Peoria and Omaha and Chicago are out there. They're chanting in the streets how wonderful the district is. Worshiping Golden Castle. He cleaned up the plan.
Starting point is 00:52:52 The plan is fixed, Joe Biden. Guaranteed. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, I have on good authority, on unimpeachable authority, that the Biden team is going to these Pfizer executives. You heard it here first. Well, maybe not first, but you definitely, I don't know who else reported. So I shouldn't say that categorically, but I'm pretty sure we may be first. I have on good authority that the Biden team is going to the Pfizer executives and the vaccine makers and others saying, don't say anything, but the Trump plan's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:53:24 We're not going to change anything. Bingo. Heard it it here first i'll put my entire credibility on the line on it the public statements and what's going on behind the scenes will be totally different trump plans a mess it's totally terrible behind the scenes it's really good don't change anything because after election day we're just going to give joe biden credit for it and some people on the other side are like, we're down, bro. Totally. Totes my goats. We're down. Really pathetic.
Starting point is 00:53:56 I've never steered you wrong. You watch right after if he wins, he's sworn it. It'll be the greatest distribution plan ever. They'll be like, oh, all right, maybe Trump had a little bit to do with the vaccine's creation and his leadership. But no, no, he screwed up the whole plan. Biden fixed it.
Starting point is 00:54:13 We're really responsible. Every inoculation, Joe Biden's going to do himself. You know what he's doing? They're going to have a line at the White House. You know, like on Halloween, when the president gives out candy, there's going to be a line. Joe Biden's going to be there with alcohol swabs.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Hold on, folks. I got a swab. I got a swab. It's good. Here it is. Joe Biden's going to be with alcohol swabs. Hold on, folks. I got a swab. I got a swab. Here it is. Yeah, I have to clean my phone anyway. Joe, come on. Hey, Joey.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Hey, little Joe. Hey, Tony, come over. It's time for your swab. Here we go. Got to clean my mind. Swab him up. Here's his shoulder. Yeah, let's do it.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Wait. Wait a minute. Here, swab him up. Can you go get me a syringe, Paul? Unfortunately, we have too many of those around the house these days.
Starting point is 00:54:43 You know. What else? I mean, it's a thingy when it's you. When it's someone else, it's definitely not a thingy. But when It's unfortunate we have too many of those around the house these days. What else? It's a thingy when it's you. When it's someone else, it's definitely not a thingy. But when it's me, it's a thingy. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. President. We really appreciate it. I feel so good. You're so wonderful. He's going to do it himself. He's going to be a line of people.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Matter of fact, this year for Thanksgiving, they're not even going to pardon a turkey. They're just going to bring in people on Thanksgiving, and Joe Biden's going to do the inoculations himself. That's it. And the press is going to pardon the turkey. They're just going to bring in people on Thanksgiving and Joe Biden's going to do the inoculations himself. It's going to be, that's it. And they're going to be, and the press is going to be, oh, no, no, no, wait, it's going to be in order. First, they're going to come in and, first they're going to do the Soviet national anthem
Starting point is 00:55:16 because they got to pledge allegiance to their masters. And then, then, then they will get into specifics and the Joe Biden show. Then it'll be the Biden chants. It'll be like at the end of Conan, the barbarian, when they're all worshiping the James Earl Jones character. I remember he's sitting at the top and they're all chanting for him.
Starting point is 00:55:34 That's the media for Joe Biden. Oh my gosh. I ever tell you how much i hate injections i ever told you that how much i hate needles i haven't told you today i'm telling you again i am do not mistake my 61223 pound frame i was weighed week. Do not mistake it for someone who's not absolutely terrified of it, like a five-year-old. Because I am. And because I love you and I speak the truth, even when it makes me look like a darn fool, I am terrified. And I have been stuck to death, to death. Stop sticking me with stuff. Now I got this chessboard. Check this out. You see that? You'd stick that thing right in there. Beautiful. You stick the needle right in this chessboard. Check this out. You see that? You'd stick that thing right in there.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Beautiful. You stick the needle right in the chessboard. It's there. And you put a little like this cream on top and it numbs it out. You don't feel anything. It's the greatest thing ever. They pour this cocktail into you and you don't feel a damn thing. Thank you to Mr. Chessport thingy creator.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Paula's like, I can't even tell you. This is a new record today for Paula gesticulations in the background. She's got her head in her hand. I can't believe this show is happening today. Even during the break, she's like, really? You sure? Yes, I'm sure. I've never been more sure. All right. One last quick segment
Starting point is 00:57:07 because it's important. So you know that guy in New York Times wrote that piece about my Facebook page a few weeks ago. So he's obsessed with, I don't know what it is, trying to get his band from Facebook or whatever. I don't get it. I'm not going to try to read his mind. It's so disingenuous. It's beyond belief. They pretend to be straight with you. They never are. I've been hip to the routine for a while. So whatever. But his name is Kevin Roos. Put out a tweet yesterday. Again, I mean, it's just, he's obsessed with getting us all kicked off a fake book.
Starting point is 00:57:36 And I mean, they just lie. This is just made up. So this is Kevin Roos, New York Times guy, who really just has his mission in life is to censor people he disagrees with. It's clear as day right now. He says, Facebook is absolutely teeming with right-wing misinformation right now. These are among the 10 most engaged URLs on the platform over the last 24 hours. And if you notice, one of the stories is out, is that a Bongino.com story about the Michigan legislature meeting in an emergency session to investigate election fraud or election irregularities.
Starting point is 00:58:12 That's the actual article he cites. So let me be crystal clear what he's saying. He put out in a tweet on his platform to try to pressure Facebook. Look at this article, Bongino.com. He has other articles too from the Daily Word. By the way, all the articles he cites are true. All four of them. And he's like, this is misinformation. In other words,
Starting point is 00:58:33 because they're Soviets. That's what they do. Soviets don't like disagreement, so they have to have everybody silenced they disagree with, so they make stuff up. They make stuff up like this Bongino.com story about the michigan legislator meeting is is is misinformation on facebook it is because here's the actual article with a quote from the michigan legislature that met i'm just checking bongino.com This is the article she sent by the great Liz Vaughn, who's a lot smarter, apparently, than Kevin.
Starting point is 00:59:09 Michigan legislature holds rare emergency session to investigate possible election irregularities. Joe, this is clearly misinformation. The New York Times said so. Yeah. Except when you go down in the piece and you read the actual quote from the Michigan legislature that was meeting.
Starting point is 00:59:33 This is the New York Times. This is the New York Times. This is hilarious. A fake book will ban us tomorrow over this. They'll say it's fake news. Here's the quote. Michigan House Speaker Lee chatfield issued a statement after the hearing that had been announced on friday i i thought that was fake we mean to
Starting point is 00:59:51 hear anything happen the statement read quote for kevin and others that means they actually said this that's what a quote is every single legal vote needs to be counted regardless who cast it or who they voted for and then the candidate who wins the most of the votes will win michigan's electoral votes just like it's always been nothing about that process has changed in 2020 that was a statement after the hearing and the hearing day announced that the that's misinformation you understand what's going on right now? The Soviet media, the Soviet tech tyrants,
Starting point is 01:00:28 and others out there, Democrat activists and congressional committees, are going to triple down now that they think Joe Biden is one on suppressing you brutally. Brutally. Removing your Facebook page, removing hashtags, removing your ability to speak.
Starting point is 01:00:48 And these people in the media, like Kevin, are a part of it. By falsely tarring people with a misinformation label on a story that is 100% true. I'll get no apology from him at all, even though I was gracious enough to give him my time and I'm not patting myself on the back self-praise stinks but I don't talk to reporters anymore but in effort to get our side out I thought it may be a good idea to talk to him for about 45 minutes you know what that was a mistake I won't repeat again because he's a liar ridiculous Don't repeat again. Because he's a liar. Ridiculous.
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Starting point is 01:02:25 Go to Rumble. You're sick of YouTube. Go to rumble. You're sick of fake book. Come back to us at parlor. We can do same stuff. We're going to give you alternatives and we appreciate it. I'm in this fight with you. All right, folks,
Starting point is 01:02:37 I'm going to have to wrap up today. Still got videos. I haven't gotten to, but I'll have to get to him tomorrow. I've been holding him for a couple of days. And I also want to talk about this like near apocalypse in Venezuela, because we're going to have a real, the socialism threat is growing if we lose the Senate, God forbid, on January 5th. And God forbid we lose this presidential race. But again, I just want to say, I hear you and I'm with you
Starting point is 01:02:56 and I'm doing my best, the best I can. I promise you. I have no other motive here. They're absolutely pure and to stand for what's right and to get the right people in the right places listening. Now, read into that all you want, but we have a voice. We're using it and we think we can make real change going forward in real places that matter. I got a lot going on, so step back a little bit over the coming weeks. I hope you all understand, but I'm listening to you. You matter. And please continue the feedback, positive or negative. This show is here for you. There's nothing. I want to be crystal clear on this. And I am going to point now because
Starting point is 01:03:36 it matters. There is nothing that matters more to me, to Joe, to Paula, to Drew, to Matt at Bongino.com or to anyone else, John, Liz, anyone else who's worked with us or for nothing. You matter. Your feedback matters. You're all that matters to me. You got it? I hope so. All right, thanks a lot for tuning in.
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