The Dan Bongino Show - The Bongino Brief - Wake Up!

Episode Date: March 2, 2024

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before making an investment decision. Message and data rates apply. Dan Bongino. Welcome to the Bongino Brief. I'm Dan Bongino. Ili Mistal, in case you don't know who Ili Mistal is, Ili Mistal is a commentator on MSNBC. He's also a raving lunatic.

He's also a moron, and he's one of these guys who pretends to be smart by using words he doesn't understand all the time. Impressive, yeah. It is impressive. His faux vocabulary is amazing. So Ilya Mistal last night, he was very upset because President Trump's case now about presidential. Bro, put the cupcakes down.

Put them down. It's not hard. Eat a carrot. Eat a carrot. Try blueberries, steak and eggs or something. Please, please eggs or something. Please. Please. Have a vegetable.

My gosh, there's polyphenols in fruit and stuff. Try it sometime. Oh, my God. Right? Guy got a big, like, head. I mean, and then the hair makes him look even bigger than he is. Kind of like the Don King thing going on there. He does.

But worse. Don made it work, at at least i don't know about that look it's not my bag of donuts here's illy mistel here freaking out because the supreme court has now agreed to take on the donald trump presidential immunity case long and short of it because there's a whole bunch of analysis out there the question now is, was Donald Trump's actions in questioning an unquestionably unfair election in the scope of his presidential duties? That's the gist of it. Jack Smith is saying, no, it was an insurrection. He was trying to overthrow the government. The Trump response is, no, no, this was our official duty. You can't prosecute us criminally. We have presidential immunity.

Why is Ilyimov still freaking out? Very simple, folks. There's no need for overcomplicated analysis. The left wanted Donald Trump where before the election? Chatsters, you know? Yep, that is the answer. They wanted him in jail. And now this is going to delay a trial if it even happens. Watch this guy. Check it out. The reason why people like Mark and people like Dahlia seem to have a crystal ball is because they're real, because they're realists and they understand the court for what it is. And at some point, people in the media, people at home and people sitting in the White House have to stop pretending that the Supreme Court is some kind of benign, trying to do its best institution and start to realize that there are six Republicans, not conservatives, Republicans

on the Supreme Court who view it as their job to help the Republican Party. And until we do something about that, until we take away that power, until we draw the line on them there, they will continue to do this. They will help Trump. They will take away abortion rights. They will end affirmative action. They will liberalize gun rights. They will do all of it until we stop them.

Everything. I mean, there's really, there's a solution for this. He could try it. The triglycerides and fatty acids must be working like a, a pseudo amyloid kind of plaque in his brain. This guy, folks, I need you to understand, like we're dealing with crazy people.

You get that, right? That's why when you get the Mitt Romneys of the world and the Jeff Flakes and the Adam Kinzinger's and the Liz Cheney's who think if we kiss enough ass, if we put enough liberal ass in front of our face and we kiss it, that eventually they're going to like us. You're dealing with lunatics. This guy doesn't care about the courts. How many times do I have to tell you, stop relying on the courts and start taking your government in your own hands. There's a solution to this whole thing. Republican governors should start kicking Joe

Biden off the ballot. Republican governors should start prosecuting people on the Democrat side for insurrection too, now that we've opened the interpretation. Oh, we can't do that. Oh, shut the, are you kidding me? Who do you, you're playing with maniacs. More in a minute, but first I have a huge announcement. You guys know that every home should have a Jace case by Jace Medical. Accidents happen. You're going to get sick. We need life-saving antibiotics in our homes, not just behind a pharmacy wall. Here's the thing though. You can now get a Jace case for kids. If you can hear my voice right now and you have a child in your life who depends on you, I want you to get a kid's case from Jace Medical, J-A-S-E. I got this message from Dr. Sean Rowland at Jace Medical. The kid's case represents a significant leap forward in preparedness and peace of mind

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to stay in power forever. These people are crazy. And don't think it's a media only thing, folks. These are the liberals in Congress, the liberals in the cabinet. Crazy Joe Biden. These people are nuts. You're going to deal with them by what? Robert's rules of order and yesterday's rules. Listen to me. This is not directed at you, my regular listeners. So please, and pardon the language, but it's necessary here. To all the first time tune-ins who are like moderate Mitt Romney Republicans who think if we kiss enough ass and eventually they'll like us.

You ready? Wake the fuck up. I'm very sorry to have to use the expletive, but sometimes it's the only way to crack that wall. These people hate your guts. Illy Mistel doesn't give a shit about laws, the Supreme Court regulations, anything. He cares about an abusive liberal government taking away your right to vote and taking away your other God-given rights, too. That's all he cares about. You think you're going to fight back against this guy who brings a tyrannical chainsaw into a boxing ring? What, are you going to fight back with a Zippo lighter?

I mean, get with the program. I'm sorry. I don't mean to sound like an ass, folks. But I get really tired of these people like, oh, man, that Dan Bongino, he's talking about crazy stuff. I'm not talking about anything crazy. I'm responding to crazy. You're responding to crazy with sanity. You ever see the Heath Ledger Joker character in the Dark Knight Christopher Nolan series? You understand that's the left? That's the left right now. They're complete total maniacs. What are you going to do? Try to buy him off? He burned the whole money pile in the movie. Remember the Alfred character? Some men just want to watch the world burn.

He was talking about the Joker. The Democrats just want to watch the place burn. And you're doing what? Writing op-eds in the Washington Post? Wake up, man. I'm sorry the way, it's not even close. Folks, I have the data to back it up. The facts should matter here. Obama is awful, and he is clearly pulling the strings. That's why I titled the show this, and I'll show you what I meant in a second. But as I said in the beginning of the show, I need you to understand. I don't want you. I need you to understand that Joe Biden is everything Barack Obama wanted to be, but was too politically afraid to be. Everything is worse under Biden.

As a matter of fact, inflation, the debt, the economy, it's worse. It's worse when you factor in all the variables. When you factor in Obama's best economy and Biden's best economy, their efforts in a it's always going to be a little apples to oranges because of confounding variables. He's far worse. The border situation, worse. The regulatory situation, worse. The FTC, worse. The EPA, worse. The SECTC worse. The EPA worse. The SEC worse. Everything is worse.

Joe Biden, you need to understand, is too stupid to say no to stuff. Obama wasn't. Obama realized there was a time and a place to screw up the country, but you had to do it more strategically. Biden is a moron. He is a tier one level classical moron. I mean, a genuinely stupid guy with no political instincts whatsoever. That's why he's lost like seven or eight presidential elections and needed a mass mail-in ballot, grotesquely abhorrent 2020 election during COVID to barely, quote, squeak through. How do I know this? How do I know Obama's pulling the strings? Because, folks, it's clear as day. The entire Biden administration is stacked with Obama people. Susan Rice, Lisa Monaco, Jake Sullivan. These are all Obama people who have stacked his administration. This is a glorious video by Victor Davis Hanson talking about why Joe Biden is a moron. And I want you to listen to Obama at the end. He is clearly pulling the strings here.

And he clearly at this point wants Biden out. Biden has done what Barack Obama couldn't do. All the stupid stuff that would destroy the country, they did to Biden. Now they need him to move on. That's why they're attacking him. Folks, listen to this video. This is probably the best minute and 20 seconds or so you're going to hear. They make their own case. He knows Biden is a moron and now they want him out. Listen to this. Obama never moved the country as left as he wanted to. He was too timid and he felt that he wasn't yet ready. He would hurt his legacy if he didn't get reelected or what was too dangerous. So now with Joe Biden, he's living his dream.

Remember what he said? He's on tape. My dream is to phone in the presidency. I would like to have a third term, but not if I had to work. I would just like to sit in my basement and know and just tell people what's going to do. And he said it. And that's what he's doing right now. The Obamas are running the country when my point is they want Joe Biden the way he is because he's a construct. He's just a cardboard person. They cut out and they plopped him down in the basement and they make him move once in a while. And then they run all of the agency. Obama's responsible for the border. He's responsible for the whole crime epidemic.

This is what he wanted. And Biden was very useful. People would ask me, knowing what you know now, do you wish like you had a second, a third term? And I used to say, you know what, if, if I could make an arrangement where I had a, I had a stand in a front man or front woman, and they had an earpiece in, and I was just in my basement and my sweats looking through the stuff. And then I could sort of deliver the lines,

but somebody else was doing all the talking and ceremony. I'd be fine with that. He is fine with it, although that's not technically what's happening. There's not a technical earpiece. Well, we don't even know who the hell knows Joe Biden, but there's not an earpiece in his ear from Obama. He doesn't need the earpiece. Obama had an agenda. Destroy the healthcare system, further empower the radical environmental and culture war, CRT left and critical theory left. Remember, those are different, but derived from one another. Empower the lunatics,

place them in cabinet positions, empower Elizabeth Warren to run the three-letter agencies, which is what she's doing, the SEC, the FCC, and everything else. You understand that's all, that's what's happening. That is the Obama agenda. He doesn't need to go out and remind everyone every day. Let me give you just a quick example of what I mean. You all are conservatives, or a lot of you in there are libertarians. I don't need to tell you what the conservative agenda is. I don't need to go, hey, let's stop the chat. ML Stimson, 63. ML, let me tell you the position we have on school choice and taxes. You already know. Low tax rates are better. We like parents to make education decisions. You don't need a lecture from me. The Democrats don't either. Obama has an agenda. So what I'm getting at is when they install their people in the Biden White House, they can do all the crazy things that Obama would have suffered reputational damage for. Biden will do it because Biden is a moron.

You know, a guy said, Dan, it's distracting how often you call Biden a moron. I understand, but it's really, it's an integral part of the story. I mean it. I mean, he's not, what's a kinder way to say it? Biden is not neurologically capable enough with his cerebral processor from doing if-then equations. If I do this, then a bad thing will result. Obama got that. So he moved slowly to destroy the country. And then when he felt like he could pounce and push Obamacare and wreck our healthcare system, he did it.

Not Biden. They loved this guy. They loved him for this term because he was a moron. He was a vessel, as you heard in that segment with VDH, so beautifully sum up. He was a vessel of liberal craziness that no liberal with any political sense would actually push. with any political sense would actually push. However, Biden's circle of support, ladies and gentlemen, is shrinking by the day. The Obama team is mercenary and ruthless. They want Biden out. The Obama team wants Biden out. Biden was useful. They got to steal an election. They inserted this guy in the White House. He was an empty vessel, a tabula rasa, a blank slate. They wrote the Obama agenda on the Biden empty slate because he was too dumb to figure it out himself. They got most of it done. The

Inflation Production Act, extra spending. They're trying to push through another tax code thing, which ridiculous Republicans are aligning with right now. That Jason Smith tax bill, which is absolutely ridiculous. They're getting all this done and now they want him out. Now they want another eight years of an actual president they can use to fortify what empty vessel Joe Biden put in place through Obama. That is the plan. Bank on it. They want a Newsom, a Whitmer. They want a useful idiot, but a useful idiot who can actually speak and who doesn't have the corruption problems. You're getting a flavor of it from the media that, oh, they're still

defending this guy. Trust me when I tell you, most of the people in the media, if presented with an alternative, a Newsom, a Whitmer, someone else that's viable, they will drop this sucker like a hot potato. Biden bank on that. The Dan Bongino show. If you'd like to hear more,

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