The Dan Bongino Show - The Bongino Brief - While The South Is Sinking The Biden Bros Are Sunning Their...

Episode Date: October 12, 2024

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Government always sucks. Government is a metastasizing cancer in your life. There are two cancers in your life right now that will be the downfall of you and your family. Government and the media. Cancerous, rotting, metastasizing, disgusting pustules of infected, stinking, rotted masses stinking like Rick Wilson's underarms

in a freaking airport after a long flight. Fetid, disgusting, putrid, sulfur-smelling, stinking government media garbage people. Did you see this Washington Free Beacon story? Major scandal erupting around Biden-Harris. Biden, who's sitting around the beach with his legs spread, sunning his balls on the beach while everybody's freaking drowning,

getting smoked by hurricanes. Kareem Jean-Pierre, like a little kid, I don't want to answer questions, running out. Kamala Harris, I was raised in a middle-class family. No shit. We've heard it a hundred times. No shit. What are you doing for people in the hurricane zones

in the United States who pay taxes, who are getting freaking smizzled now by another freaking hurricane? The answer is, Mayorkas, this corrupt piece of garbage, is out there shopping for high-end menswear. No. Yes. No. Yes.

No. Yes. Washington Free Beacon. DHS secretary, and I'm going to add a toy house here, piece of human garbage, Al Mayorkas, shops for high-end menswear as mass powder outages continue in North Carolina. Power outages. I like the Washington Free Beacon. You might want to change that. Pass mass powder outages continue in North Carolina. Power outages. I like the Washington Free Beacon.

You might want to change that. Pass that power outage. The whole freaking place has been wiped out. What's Mayorkas doing? Mayorkas is like, oh, look, there's a picture. Look at him. Look at Big Al, folks. Look at Al.

What do you got there? What is that? You got like a Sergio Tichini? Remember the Tichinis back? Remember, what's he shopping got there? What is that? You got like a Sergio Tichini? Remember the Tichinis back you guys from the, remember, what's he shopping for there? Like a little, what do you got, some Gucci loafers? What do you got going on there? You're like, hey, I'm a size nine.

Mayorkas, listen to me. Folks, language alert, okay? You got small kids, get them in the other room. Hey, fuckstick, listen to me. Here's what you do. You're the DHS secretary. You know what that stands for? Department of Homeland Security. In the security part of that is not letting a big portion of the country float away, okay? Get your stupid ass, your ass here. Take your ass. Here's your ass. Here, you want to show it? Ass. Take your ass. Right here. And put it in a seat and go to work, you lazy bum. That is a great point.

Justin Dutts, security man, securing his balls with high-end men's underwear with the little hammock pouch. Oh, look, they're secure. Check it out. Little pouch hammock pouch. Oh, look, they're secure. Check it out, little pouch. Little pouch. Get your ass to work, you lazy bum. Have we ever seen a more incompetent bureaucrat in our lives than this piece of garbage?

Oversees an invasion of the United States, serial murderers in the United States, sex offenders, a fentanyl crisis, a public safety crisis in liberal-run cities. Now he sits there on his ass. He's shopping. He's shopping while the country's floating away. You know, you see this pipe here? portion of it at least this was my grandfather's frank bongio that was a real man fought in a battle of bulge you know what happened when he came back

you know what happened he came back nothing he never talked about it ever i already did a real some really heroic stuff. You know what? Didn't matter. I had to hear from other people, not from him. Never talked about it. And now we're left with these pieces of shit. Shopping for high-end men. Justice Rice shopping for high-end underwear.

Hammock pouch for his balls while the country's floating away. Oh, look. Did he use promo code Bungie? I actually hope not. This is the first time I hope he didn't. Alejandro Mayos, do not use my promo code. I want nothing. I don't want you getting any discounts. I want nothing to do with you at all.

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These statements or products have not been evaluated by the FDA. They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. They're not a substitute or alternative for care from a healthcare provider. Here's to White House yesterday. Peter Doocy, finally, a guy with actual balls, too. Actual balls, unlike Eunuch Mayorkas, who really doesn't have any balls.

He doesn't need a hammock pouch because there's nothing to put in there anyway, right? Here's Doocy asking Karine Jean-Pierre, hey, man, listen, this is a $7 trillion government. We're shipping a bunch of money to Lebanon. You're like, Lebanon? Lebanon, Pennsylvania? No, Lebanon, the country. Isn't that the country? Guy, you're like an international affairs guy. Isn't that the country that's been harboring Hezbollah, like the death to America? It's the same.

It's the same one. It's so weird. But we're giving them hundreds of millions of dollars. $385 million. No way! No way! The terror party was actually voted in in Lebanon. So let's send the money for like election integrity while they cheat in our elections.

This government is a joke. It's a joke. You want to know why I piss on government all the time? Because it sucks. Outside of our military and the good intel people in law enforcement folks left and the court system, your government piss on it it is

useless it is full of absolutely useless bureaucrats who do nothing but f you over here's kareem john pierre you pay this pathetic woman's salary do see nails under the wall on this hey your feet you've alejandro mayorkas when he was shopping for shoes and sunning his balls or whatever he's doing is now asking fema for more. You just gave $385 million to Lebanon. What the hell are you doing with all our money? Watch Kareem jump here like a little pathetic child storm off stage here. Check this out. What does it say about his values? There's not enough money right now for people in North Carolina. That's not misinformation. Wait, no is. Your whole premise of the question is misinformation, sir. Yes, it's misinformation.

I just mentioned to you that we provided more than $200 million to folks who are impacted in the area. And I just shared with you that people are deciding not to people are deciding not to not about people are deciding not to not we're not as if there's not enough money to help you were talking about the s a disaster loan that's for people in north carolina that's important and people in north carolina need that probably this is not

here this is nothing new congress comes together they provide money millions of dollars for disaster relief. We're asking them to do the job that they have been doing for some time. And I'm reading from a letter that President Biden sent to Johnson, McConnell, Schumer, and Jeffries. The President's letter is not misinformation. Would you agree? No. The way you're asking me the question is misinformation.

There is money that we are allocating to the impacted areas, and there's money there to help people who truly need it. There are survivors who need the funding, who need the funding. And it's there. I said that, I actually said... This woman is an embarrassment to humanity. She's not just an embarrassment to the government, an embarrassment to her community, an embarrassment to her neighbors. She's not just an embarrassment to the United States. This woman is an embarrassment to any sentient being in any

known universe or unknown universe. If this is a simulation, somebody wrote into the matrix code for a moron in the White House and this woman appeared. Do you believe this idiot? We have a $7 trillion government where her boss yesterday, a guy with oatmeal for brains, a guy who is completely collapsing, who was sitting on a beach while the country was drowning, right? A pathetic piece of garbage who dropped out of the race because his own party knows he sucks and replaced him with someone who sucks even worse, right? This woman has the balls on the day they announced another illegal, not congressionally authorized student loan bailout. Happened yesterday. Look it up. Happened just yesterday. Congress did not authorize this. It is absolutely illegal and unconstitutional. They are now bailing out your neighbor's rich

kid from their student loans. They're doing that with money with no congressional approval and the Supreme Court telling them not to. And yet when it comes to finding money for American taxpaying citizens who work their balls off their whole lives, Kareem Jean-Pierre, like a little child, like a pathetic little infant, walks off the stage. I don't want to answer your question. That's misinformation. These people are disgusting garbage people. Folks, I am pissed off today.

I'm in no mood for this bullshit. These people are pathetic. The best day of your life will be when you vote. If you don't vote, man, folks, I'm going to be a dick for a minute. I'm sorry. Folks in the chat, I'm sorry. If I'm a dick, tell me yes, you're being a dick. I got news for you, though. I don't even really care. If you're not voting, don't listen to my show.

I'm serious. Don't listen. This show's not for you. I don't want viewers that bad and listeners. If you're not voting and you're like, oh, don't worry. It's okay. I don't like the mean tweets. Get off my lawn. It's my. I don't want, I just don't want you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And if that sounds Dickie, I'm really sorry. You want more of this shit. Even if you hate Trump, can it possibly get any worse than this shit? I don't want to vote.

Really? Matter of fact, if you're not voting and bringing 10 people with you, you are doing it wrong. Sorry. Folks, I don't care what you got to do. If it's snowing, walk. If you broke your leg,

have someone sled you there. If it's raining, put on some dickies. I don't care what you got to do. If you're not voting, you did this. How much more of this incompetence are you going to deal with? Unfortunately, this next story, this is real. You've got this woman in the White House, an absolute moron, who cannot even speak English. She speaks in word salads.

She calls Senators shits, Senators shats, Senators shorts. The woman, she's a moron. ABC News, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre promoted to

senior advisor. You can't make this up. You can't make this up. The guys were so happy together. They put together a little celebratory thing. So, folks, in honor, in honor of the great

Karine Jean-Pierre and her promotion to senior advisor. The fireworks, little fireworks extravaganza for Karine Jean-Pierre. There we go. Fireworks everywhere. Congratulations, Karine Jean-Pierre. Never have I seen a more apropos promotion in the white. No, I mean it.

I mean it. If your administration is going to cling to being the absolute shittiest presidential administration of vice presidential administration in american history there's not even a close second there's not even a close second anymore right this guy and kamala harris are the worst the censorship the fascism the weaponization of government the economic disaster the inflation production bullshit, this is just an absolute disaster,

then yes, you should promote Karine Jean-Pierre. She totally deserves it. Man, I came out. As you can tell, I'm just, it's just stunning. Our government, $7 trillion a year. They steal from me money every single day. They steal from me, these bums. I even saw Dave Portnoy, the barstool guy.

He's not like a big conservative. Dave Portnoy, he tweeted out yesterday. He's like, I don't pay my fair share. There's some kind of tax break for me. Can you tell me where that is? Because I pay like 50% of my money. He's right. You got to give your money to these losers,

these scrub losers who don't do shit. And then people are freaking floating down the river. You got body bags. You got 200, close to 250 people dead, hundreds missing. And these scumbags in the White House are shopping for shoes, sunning their fucking balls on the beach.

You got this other one in Hollywood freaking doing karaoke with whoever the fuck she was at this thing with. Fuck these people. And I'm sorry, but fuck these people. You pay for these assholes to fuck you over every single day. Here we go. Here's this fuckwad shopping for shoes. This is your DHS secretary. Here's another one. He's probably got some

copper tone. His son is balls next to fucking Joe Biden, another douchebag. Yeah, I know I'm going to get a thousand emails. Save the emails. I get it. I understand. I know. Everybody tells me. Met some really nice guy. I get it. I'm in a know. Everybody tells me. Met some really nice guy.

I get it. I'm in a mood. I'm sorry. I come from Queens. Fuck these people. You ever hear Tim Dogg back in November? Tim Dogg? Man, fuck these people.

I'm sorry. I'm tired of these pieces of shit. You know what? I should show you. I don't need, you know why I don't do it? You know why I don't show you? Because I hate that. Because people, it's like a humble brag.

Let me show you what they pay in tax because people want to show you how rich they are. That's the only reason. One day I should show you. You want to tell me about this? I'm giving you assholes all this money. Do you understand what I pay in taxes? I could legit, my cousin who's sitting here

right now, his house could float away in the next few days. I could buy her like three new houses. Instead, I got to give them to this asshole to shop for Coppertone, his son is balls with his stupid ass boss. Look at this moron. Look at this moron. Look at this moron. Border invasion, paying off all illegals with your money, shopping for shoes, shopping for fucking shoes while the half the country's

freaking getting ready to deal with some kind of weather disaster. Spending your money on illegals. Hey, I need more money. You need more money? You wouldn't need more money if you didn't spend it on Lebanon, the Taliban, illegals. Go fuck yourself, asshole. The Dan Bongino Show.

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