The Dan Bongino Show - The Global War On Free Speech Explodes ( 2093)

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

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get ready to hear the truth about america on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host dan bongino that's so funny i'm like gee i don't hear the beginning of the show what's up well it would help if you turn the power on the board that lives up but i'd always say the power bud joe works every time the The power. Try to plug. Power. No, did they? Good. This just goes to show you, like, this is totally 100% my fault. There's two buttons.

One for radio, one for live stream. I'm like, yeah, I don't hear anything. It's kind of crazy. Well, it'd be really helpful if you turned it from the radio to the live stream. Listen, loaded show for you today. You know I don't like to cover these hearings while they go on because you never know what's going to happen, so I wait till the next day. Listen, loaded show for you today. You know, I don't like to cover these hearings while they go on because you never know what's going to happen. So I wait till the next day. So we got good coverage of that.

We got the craziest update you've ever seen on this F-35 story. Like this, totally unbelievable. Like D.B. Sweeney style update on this thing. Also, the police state is definitely here right now. There is a war going on right now. If you saw what I saw going on behind the scenes, ladies and gentlemen, you'd be freaked out.

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Police state is here. Great hit by Dinesh D'Souza on that. So much to talk about. Don't go anywhere. Sorry about the technical mishap. Again, 100% my fault. You should probably hit the power button. Always helps. Always helps. We spent like three weeks putting this studio together with this guy, Craig. This is like two, three years ago. On the last day, nothing worked. We could not figure it out. The poor guy was here eight hours. Paula comes upstairs. She goes, hey, you want to just turn it off and reboot it? Everything was fixed.

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Use coupon code Bongino to save 15%. Check out the sauna blanket. All right, Joseph, let's go. It's showtime, Dan. Yes, sir, it is. There you go. So listen, just a quick little personal note. I hope you all are cool with this.

So I told you a story yesterday on radio in here a little bit. I was doing this book signing yesterday. We wrap up the book signing, and we've been there about four hours. I'm super tired. My vocal cords don't work anymore. I've been at it all day. Boo-hoo, whatever. It's not a sob story.

I'm just telling you. I was a little tired. So I ran into this guy at the end and we're walking at a store and I really wanted to go. And I got to be honest with you folks. I was kind of giving him a little bit of the short change thing and it's not cool. I'm telling you that because I'm just a dude and I make mistakes too. I wasn't rude to him.

I just was like, I really got to run kind of deal. And the guy was there and didn't buy a book. I don't know if he didn't have any money for whatever, but it didn't matter. You should try to just at least give people, if you can, at least a minute of your time. And I kind of shortchanged again. I was upset. So I'm walking out of the store and he tells me he was in the pen in jail for 18 years and he just got out. And I stopped right away because I know God had sent this guy. I knew it. I knew he had sent this guy to talk to me right there.

And I just want you to know if you're out there right now and you're struggling with drugs, with alcohol, with gambling, with vices, you're in prison, I want you to know to all the roughnecks, the renegades, and the sinners out there that Jesus came for the sinner, okay? He came for the sinner. He surrounded himself with a tax collector,

a guy who'd deny him three times, a woman with her own demons. That's who he surrounded himself with. He came for the sinner. And I want you to know I have my own vices too, man. I struggle with stuff every day. I'm just one of you, man. I'm just one of the homies out there, man. I struggle with stuff every day. I ain't your preacher. I ain't your role model, nothing. I'm just a guy sitting next to you in this fight, ready to charge down that field,

hoping you'll come with me. But to all those drug addicts, prisoners out there, people with alcohol problems, gambling problems, and vices trying to make yourself better, if you're ready to kind of jump on that path of redemption, man, I'm with you. I have my own vices too. And I want you to understand you're always welcome here. You're always welcome here. I'm going to get that out of the way. And so I say, if I, on a lighter note, you see this big mark on my forehead and you're wondering what happened. I had to put a little makeup on it. I'm not really a makeup guy. I was in the sauna this morning, sweating it out.

And I accidentally tripped and hit the hot steaming 200 something degree metal piece on the sauna and seared my forehead. Yes, Joe, it felt absolutely wonderful. You want to talk about a wake up call? It was glorious. Anyone? Oh, thank you guys. I appreciate it. I'm looking at the chat.

I just like to hear your commentary, but I mean all of that. All right, let's get to the show. So ladies and gentlemen, before I get to what happened at the hearing yesterday, the police state is here now. When? Tomorrow? No, now. Not next week.

The police state is here now. Ask anyone who's on the wrong side of the police state because they have become targets. Anyone. I don't know any of these people. I can't vouch for them. I'm just telling you, you speak out against the regime, the matrix, the swamp, whatever the hell you want to call it. You speak out. You can bet your ass there's going to be a target on your back. And of course, Rumble and Elon Musk have become public enemies number one and two, in whatever order you want to put them. Folks, the police state is here. I have a movie coming out with Dinesh D'Souza, October 23rd and 25th. It's going to be in theaters across the country. The movie's called Police State. Dinesh was on OAN last night talking about the police state. It is here now.

I've had this conversation with Dinesh myself. It is remarkable we had to do this movie. It is insane we had to do this movie. But I want you to listen to him explain why it's necessary right now. And I'm going to tie it to a story about Elon and us coming up right after. It's about a minute. Check this out. Becoming a police state. Government told American citizens they couldn't go to church on Sunday. For the first time in my life, I'm saying to myself, am I going to get a knock at the door? FBI warrant, come to the door

now. The Patriot Act and FISA were used against Donald Trump. These individuals have commissioned the biggest propaganda play in U.S. history. Wow, that's pretty powerful. And it's terrifying at the same time. Tell our viewers about this film that you worked on with Dan Bongino. Well, it's a film that I, in a way, never wanted to make in part because I never wanted America to get to a point where this kind of a film needed to be made. We've seen a lot of things happening in our country that we take separately, news about mass surveillance and then digital censorship and then political targeting and then political prisoners suddenly turning up in our

country. So the attempt to establish kind of a one party state. And all of these are the signature elements of dictatorial regimes of police states around the world. Now, I've been in this country almost 40 years. I'm so used to thinking of us as the free world and then China or North Korea or Cuba or the old Soviet Union as the unfree world. But now I'm not so sure. And that's what this film does, is it raises a big question. Are we moving toward the very kind of police state that we're always warning people against around the world? Yes, yes. The answer is yes. Dinesh knows it. Of course we are. Who the hell thought we'd have to make a film in the United States called Police State? Because we're here living it right now. You want to check it out, by the way.

Tickets are only available through the website for the film. The website's policestatefilm.net, not.com,.net. Policestatefilm.net. Tickets are selling like crazy. October 25th and 23rd. I should have said 23rd and 25th. They're going to be in theaters across the country. You can see the local one near you.

Just put in your location. Folks, check it out. Why? Oh, look at this. Elon Musk buys Twitter. All of a sudden says he's going to commit Twitter to more of a free speech direction and platform in the future. Look, this is crazy. The Department of Justice is scrutinizing Elon Musk's perks at Tesla.

Going back years, Wall Street Journal. Man, that's so strange. Guy buys Twitter. All of a sudden says, I think we should orient this more of an arc of free speech. And the leftist tyrant scumbags hate free speech. Listen, listen. All right. Calm down, because it's going to go in a bad direction really fast.

All right. Calm down, because it's going to go in a bad direction really fast. I tweeted and put on True Social this morning something very important. I said, if you saw what I saw going on behind the scenes, ladies and gentlemen, you would be absolutely convinced the police state is here. The left is right now. They are not wrong. The left is evil. I need you to understand that there's a difference here. It's not just that they're wrong on politics. They are evil. What the hard left is up to with tyranny, censorship, and the weaponization of government, there is no talking sense into these people anymore.

I need you to understand that. What we're living through now is pure evil. This is the 12-step program to tyranny, gulags, police state censorship, weaponization, and what's next gets even uglier. They are not stopping. These people are crazy, deranged madmen. You need to understand what you're dealing with. They will not stop. Elon Musk is an enemy of the left and the government right now for one reason, because Elon Musk purchased Twitter and refused to censor people on political

ideals. That's it. That is the only reason. You are dealing with scumbags of the highest order on the other side, and it is utter, unadulterated evil. Please stop. I bring this up because I saw a guy on Twitter yesterday, I forget who it was, but a pretty prominent conservative guy, suggesting somehow that they're going to learn their lesson. They are not learning their lesson at all. They are doubling down. You need to understand this. I don't know if you saw what happened with Rumble yesterday. The UK government came after Rumble. And no, yes. Insisting that if we didn't demonetize Russell Brand immediately, that there were going to be consequences. The United Kingdom. So the CEO who actually believes in due process for everyone, regardless of who you are, hasn't violated terms of service or anything like that and hasn't been even charged with anything. Told them to go pound sand. Now there's no doubt there's going to be consequences there. None. We get it.

But you know what the bigger consequence is? Getting on our knees and kissing their asses and bowing to these anti-free speech censorship tyrants. That's something we ain't going to do. Get off your damn knees right now. Everyone. We're not doing it. We're not doing it. We're not bowing to this damn police state. We're not doing it. We're not doing it. We're not bowing to this damn police state.

We're not doing it. Come knock at my door next. I don't like it. I don't want it. But if that's the consequence for this type behavior, then damn it, I'm willing to take it. And you should be too. Of course, a lieutenant in this monster metastasizing police state we're living with right now. I never thought we'd be having this conversation in the United States of America, but it's here now. Is this Joker Merrick Garland, our attorney general and name only? You understand this guy runs the Justice Department. They all report to him. The FBI, the DEA, the Inspector General, they report to Merrick Garland. He is their supervisor. His job is to know big things about big cases that have big impact on big portions of the

population. But it's so strange. He was asked a simple question yesterday about January 6th. How many people were at the January 6th stop the steal that turned into the Capitol incident there? How many folks there were feds or confidential human sources? How the hell does this guy not know the answer to this? The answer is he does. He just doesn't want to tell you. Watch this crap. Now, in that video, that was your answer to a question to me two years ago when I said, how many agents or assets of the government were present on January 5th and January 6th and agitating in the crowd to go into the Capitol and how many went into the Capitol?

Can you answer that now? I don't know the crowd to go into the Capitol and how many went into the Capitol. Can you answer that now? I don't know the answer to that question. Last time, you don't know how many there were or there were none? I don't know the answer to either of those questions. If there were any, I don't know how many. I don't know whether there are any. I think you may have just perjured yourself that you don't know that there were any. You want to say that again, that you don't know that there were any. You want to say that again?

That you don't know that there were any? I have no personal knowledge of this matter. I think what I said the last time. You've had two years to find out. And the day, by the way, that was in reference to Ray Epps. And yesterday you indicted him. Isn't that a wonderful coincidence? On a misdemeanor.

Meanwhile, you're sending grandmas to prison. You're putting people away for 20 years for merely filming. Some people weren't even there yet. You've got the guy on video. He's saying, go into the Capitol. He's directing people to the Capitol before the speech ends. He's at the site of the first breach. You've got all the goods on him, 10 videos, and it's an indictment for a misdemeanor, the American public isn't buying it. As Joe just said, look at the look on Garland's face where he seems baffled by his own stupidity. You see, he's confused by himself because he understands that's Tom Massey, by the way,

Congressman Tom Massey, who's a good dude, right? That's Massey asking him simple questions. How the hell do you not know if there were confidential human sources or FBI employees working the crowd the day of the January 6th Stop the Steal rally, where you called it and the subsequent incident at the Capitol, you've called it Pearl Harbor, worse than the Civil War, worse than 9-11. How do you not know? You understand the meme, you had one job, you've seen it before, you had one job. We've explained, look at you, you had one job. You're the ice man, you walk up to a house with the ice thing and the ice is already melted. You had one job,

get the ice to the house, right? Merrick Garland has one job, to know big things about big cases affecting a big portion of America because they're reporting big time. And Garland's playing stupid. I don't know, nothing about nothing about nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, listen to me. Anybody can play you these cuts and poke fun of these people. I'm playing them for a reason. I want you to understand Garland knows exactly how many people were there in the Capitol who were working with the FBI and were sources. So does the head of the FBI and everyone else. They just don't want to tell you why. Folks, I know, don't jump to either end of this. One end of it will say, well, the FBI organized the whole thing. I don't think that's the case.

I just think the FBI had a more significant presence there than they want to tell you. So they don't want to give Republicans and conservatives a talking point, even though it's the truth, that the FBI may have been actively involved that day and either sat back on its ass or done nothing or just watched the crimes happen and let them happen. And who knows, did some of these confidential human sources entrap some people? They just don't want to answer the question. You understand that's why he's not, because once, here, can I play this out for you guys? What happens if he answers the question? Here, can I play this out for you guys?

What happens if he answers the question? Think as an agent. Think as an agent. If he says what he knows, he knows the number. You understand? If he says there were 35 CHSs and 10 FBI personnel there, what do you think the next question is? Key, any ideas?

What's the next question? Next question? He has no idea. At least he's honest. The next question is, we'd like the names. And then what happens? They get subpoenaed. What role did you have that day?

Why didn't you stop it? Things we should all know, right? That is why he won't. You're not going to get this kind of analysis anywhere else. That is why he won't answer the question. Because once he gives a number, the number's attached to a name. Once we get a name, it's attached to a subpoena. Once he's attached to a subpoena, you're going to get answers on January 6th. They

don't want out there. This is another good one from yesterday's disaster where Garland got wrecked. I saw somebody, by the way, putting a chat earlier as I was in there really early today, about 10, 20. And someone said, oh, nothing's going to happen. Guys, ladies, listen, please with the nothing's going to happen. I get it. Okay. This is not the way any of this works. You got to expose this stuff.

None of this is going to happen like ripping a bandaid off I agree but the alternative is what do nothing and not at least try to get answers I mean what are you going to do you're going to ask questions he's not obligated you know to answer questions he doesn't want to answer

if he's not going to answer what are we going to do oh well he works for the people he doesn't care in his mind he's an entitled to answer. What are we going to do? Oh, well, he works for the people. He doesn't care. In his mind, he's an entitled human being. I take that back. Let me rephrase. He is obligated to answer them. That was poorly stated. He feels like, I think I meant to say, he feels like I'm not, I don't have to tell you shit. It's an ongoing case. And he feels like the fact that these things are ongoing is justification from hiding it from me. So forgive me for wording that poorly. That's how he feels. But we got to try. We got to try. You know what? Let me get to my next spot. And on the other side of this, I want to play Matt Gaetz, who's been doing great work up there, asking about the Hunter Biden case. I got three cuts from this hearing. It went on all day. There's a lot of kind of lowlights from it. There's no highlights. But I feel like we did make a little bit of progress. If the best we can do is get that guy up there lying to people, then that's what we got to do.

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business.lanzn.com slash Bongino, business.lanzn.com slash Bongino, promo code Bongino for 20% off your order, business.lanzn.com slash Bongino. All right, back to the show. Thanks, Lanzn. Matt Gaetz, Republican Congressman from Florida. He had a couple of questions about influence peddling.

I mean, a whole bunch of people out there, folks, bought a bunch of art at ridiculously inflated prices from the president's son. Some of those people, it appears in what could have been a quid pro quo, got some nice cushy, cushy, winky, winky, nod, nod government jobs afterwards. Folks, let me tell you something. You ready? Here's another piece of inside baseball you might not hear on other shows, but you're going to hear here. One of the dirtiest secrets of money laundering out there is if you've done federal agent

investigations at the federal or even state level, laundering money is hard. If I'm selling drugs or counterfeit money and I'm getting five, $600,000 in cash, folks, it's impossible to do business that way. What are you going to do? You're going to go cash everywhere? What are you going to buy? Yeah, you can buy a car in cash. You're going to buy a house in cash. Folks, eventually there's going to be a financial trail. So they have to launder, clean the money. One of the best ways to do it and to launder money and do is people do it by giving away kind of gold bars and stuff like that. We saw with the allegations against Bob Menendez. One of the other ways is art.

Art, making things look like a legitimate transaction. Buy art because the value of art is totally subjective. Oh my gosh, Hunter did a blowhole painting. That's worth a million dollars, $500,000, whatever it is. So Matt Gaetz had a question about this. And again, I want you to watch Garland play Mr. Captain Stupid Guy because that's what he does best, not answering questions and playing a dumb guy. Check this out. So Hunter Biden is selling art to pay for his $15,000 a month rent in Malibu. How can you guarantee that the people

buying that art aren't doing so to gain favor with the president? Job of the Justice Department is to investigate criminal allegations. We have information. Are you investigating this? I mean, someone who bought Hunter Biden's art ended up with a prestigious appointment to a federal position. Doesn't it look weird that he's become this immediate success in the art world as his dad is president of the United States?

Isn't that odd? I'm not going to comment about any specific. Not going to comment, not going to investigate. So Hunter Biden associate Devin Archer told us that Hunter sold the appearance of access to then vice president Biden. Are you confident he has stopped doing that? I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question. Hunter Biden associate Devin Archer told us that Hunter sold the appearance of access

to then Vice President Biden. Are you confident he has stopped? I'm going to say again that all these matters are within the purview of Mr. Weiss. I have not interfered with them and I do not. If you were confident that he had stopped, you could probably tell us. And I do not intend to interfere with him.

I'm assuming Kristen Welker from NBC has a comment on this, guys. You know what her comment's going to be? There's no evidence of any... There's no evidence at all. You're right. They buy Hunter Biden's paintings at grossly inflated prices. A $500,000 blowhole painting from a guy who's never painted

even paint by numbers before. And all of a sudden, they get these jobs and positions and board spots. Oh yeah, no evidence at all. So our good friend, Justin, who's out of college, he and him been working on something. I asked him last week, do you all remember in the chat? You remember me asking for the no evidence remix?

You remember that, Joe? That there was no evidence whatsoever. Joe Biden had any connection whatsoever or profited at all from his grifting and his Biden crime family operations. So it's crazy. I didn't even know this. Justin put this together a little, a little on the one and twos. It's short. It's sweet. It's good. But this is all for you. You're going to love this. Check this out. I've heard Joe Biden say that he's never discussed business with Hunter. That is false. I have firsthand knowledge about this because I directly dealt with Joe Biden. Joe Biden.

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Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. The Bobulinski remix. There's Tony Bobulinski, the business partner of the deal, is going, I directly dealt with Joe Biden. Kristen Welker, that's for you. Maybe it'll work better in song format. Maybe you don't process information that well.

I don't know. Some people process visually or through audio, whatever it may be. That's for you, Kristen Welker. The Tony Bobulinski remix of Joe Biden. Yeah, I got a lot of muttlies on that one. So, Justin, I know you're watching out there. Everyone give a shout out to Justin. He did a good job with that. We got maybe we'll make a longer version for the future for the end of the year with a little with a little scratching with the one and twos on there, scratching on the one and twos. All right. one more cut from this. This one's just straight up funny. You know this Congressman Troy Nels?

This guy's got balls the size of freaking grapefruits. I love this guy. He don't take any shit on the house floor there. So he's down there on the house floor and Twinkie's Jerry Nadler, who I think soiled himself one day on a stage when he waddled off. You ever seen that thing? He's like, oh boy, you know what I'm talking about? Looks like he had an accident, his diaper or whatever it is. And he waddles off. If you've seen it, it's hilarious. Troy Nels is talking to Garland, exposing Garland as a fraud again. And it's interesting what he says.

But what's even more hilarious is Twinkie's Nadler. I don't know if he dropped a deuce in his pants or whatever. All of a sudden, he decides he needs to interrupt Nels. And Nels tells him to pipe down. This is the best part of the hearing. Check this out. Mr. Attorney General, what you just saw there was Joe Biden in his arrogance and

role as the Vice President in this country saying if you don't fire Shokin, the United States isn't given the $1 billion loan. Why would Joe Biden say that as the Vice President? Why would he say such a thing? Was it policy? Was it our policy at the time? Yes or no? It wasn't. I have documents here. Interagency policy committee dated October 15th.

I'm on my time. Pipe down. Saying Shulkin had made significant reforms. He's made significant reforms. Shokin did. Matter of fact, John Kerry says he was impressive. And you know, within a few months after Shokin was fired, they appoint a prosecutor that said, we're not going to look into Burisma anymore. Cancel that. Forget it. We're not looking into Burisma. Boom. Here comes the million dollars. Joe Biden threatened the Ukrainian president and the prime minister. Everybody can see it. The fire Shokin or the United States won't give the billion dollars.

If that is not quid pro quo, sir, what is? I will tell you what it is. And America agrees with me. It's bribery and it's impeachable. Are you going to do something about it? I bet you not. And that's why you, sir, also need to be impeached. Jim, I really like this guy.

So I know you listen to the podcast. Jim listens on the radio show. We got to book this guy on the show. I love this guy. This guy, Nels, Congressman Nels, with respect. Respect, sir, the position. Congressman, got to say that. It's the right thing to do.

You earned it. I really like this guy. Pipe down, Twinkies. I'm talking. Go get a wipey out. Clean up your drawers, whatever you were doing on the stage when you waddled off that time. Okay, I had a Maalox moment or whatever it is. Chat loves Justin.

You got that, Jim? All right, Jim's texting me. Cool. I like this guy now. You like this guy now? Do you want to see him on a radio show? We need more people. Oh, there's the courtroom on the floor.

You shouldn't talk. Oh, yeah. Okay, sure. Yeah, we got the police staters censoring conservatives, throwing people in the gulag, locking up grandma. You got Fetterman, the slob thinks he's Allen Iverson on the Senate floor and basketball shorts and a hoodie. Yeah. Tell me about decorum. Tell me about it while I'm laughing in your face.

It was folks. Listen, the left. I've said to you often. I was doing a cable TV hit last night, probably my last one for a long time, so I hope you liked it. However, I was doing cable last night and I brought up this idea that you need to understand, this idea of hierarchy versus hypocrisy. The left doesn't care that we expose them as hypocrites. You all understand this. I've said it many times before. Communists don't care when they murder and put people in gulags that their families think the communists are hypocrites because

they're living like capitalists. The communist doesn't care. The communist is about the exercising of power and hierarchy. When they are on top of you on the power chain, how do you get on top of someone on the power chain? You have more assets to deploy to keep them beneath you. Police, political power, the media. When you're on top, you use your power to destroy other people. They care about hierarchy first. It explains something really, really ugly that happened yesterday that a lot of conservatives, some who are confused, very few, but some who are confused didn't get. They're like, no way they did what I'm about to talk about next. Let me get to my last sponsors

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of a Homeland Intelligence Expert Group. Guys, experts, experts. I mean, we need that, right? I mean, Homeland Security, Joe, you want experts, right? By the way, in the chat, before I get to it, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be distracting. Can you guys see this little burn on my forehead right there? I had to put a little makeup. Can you see it, Joe? Right here? Can you see where I burn myself? Now you see it in the chat. Obviously, a yes. Can you see it or no? I don't know why this is on my mind right now. So is the bot guy going to... Yes, you can. Okay. Grelsonson six as you can see it sorry brother i you know can only uh i've been so much on yes you can see it all right cool but this is hilarious so they establish this homeland intelligence expert group and i want you to notice who two of the members

are there's actually three of them who signed up but two john brennan and jim clapper so just to be clear two of these morons here's paul Colby, too, who's another guy. They were on, they were signers of the infamous laptop is Russian disinformation letter that came out before the election. So Hunter Biden shows up to a to a laptop repair store, a store with a laptop with a Biden family sticker on it, signs for the laptop, shows up himself, leaves his number and address behind, right?

The laptop has emails, texts, and photos from Hunter Biden with Hunter Biden's business partners on it. And these three idiots signed the letter suggesting and implying this was Russian disinformation. And now they're back on the Homeland Security Intelligence Advisory Committee thing. You're probably thinking in the chat, I got a couple of OMGs in there. OMG, how could they do this?

The answer I just told you, ladies and gentlemen, is more evidence of my hierarchy over hypocrisy theory. You think they care that the Dan Bongino show is exposing these three idiots as total hypocrites and losers right now? They don't care. Why? Tell me the answer in the chat. The answer is you already know they don't care because they are on top of you in political power right now.

They believe in the double barrel middle finger. And these three were appointed to the Homeland Security Intelligence Committee precisely to stick it right up your caboose. You get that, right? This was done to insult you. It wasn't done and they're like, oh my God, conservatives are insulted. Let's think this through. That's the precise reason they were put on there, to let you know they're in charge and you suck. That's why I keep telling you the next Republican president, whether it be Nikki Haley, Tim Scott, Donald Trump, Vivek, Ron DeSantis, no matter who it is, if we win, and I'm getting increasingly worried about it by the day, by the way, if we win, what happens to all the personnel at the top that we can't trust to have their uh allegiance to the constitution what happens to them folks just let me know that's right fired when day one bye now don't let the door hit you in the ass that's the only way because then the hierarchy principle applies to us too now we're in charge the difference is we're going to apply

some principle you can't are you is your allegiance to the constitution? No. Goodbye now. See you later. 86%. I love this bot guy. Whoever the bot guy is in the chat who can run these, you are the greatest thing ever. That is the greatest thing I've ever, 86%.

The other 14, I love you. I love you guys a lot. Maybe you're just faking it for me. Maybe your eyes are as bad as mine. I can barely see anything. But you know, when you get older, right? Did you guys and ladies experience this? When you're in your forties, things go bad like that. Like, it's not like my eyesight went bad gradually. This happened to you, Joe, you're a little older than me. Like I could see great. I had 2010 vision and I couldn't see anything. And it all happened like that. Like this morning,

I'm looking at how many views we got on rumble yesterday for the show. And I'm sitting there and I'm in, I get up at like five, but I lay in a bed for like 20 minutes and take some deep breaths and stuff. So I'm looking sideways. You know, I couldn't see the number for the first time I had to do it. I'm not kidding.

I had to expand it. I was like, damn it. I'm going blind. How the hell did this happen? I'm only 48. And one more thing. I lost way, damn it. I'm going blind. How the hell did this happen? I'm only 48. And one more thing. I lost way too much weight and it's because of this book tour. I know I look thin and yes,

it does not look good. I hate it. This is not my weight. I'm usually about 210. I weighed myself this morning. I was 196.4. It's inexcusable. I'm turning into a twig. My apologies. This is not a good look for me at all. I'm really like shredded right now. I'd show you if I was Geraldo, but it'd be kind of weird. But having said that, that's not my thing. I'm not like trying to be an underwear model. I want to be like a big dog and one 96.4 is no bueno. So I'm going to get like a little more gooey in the next couple of ways. I got to put some weight back on. I don't know. I got to eat the popcorn and the rice again a little bit, but you're in great shape. Who just said that?

Real Liz rare. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Yes, I am. Of course. I'm fishing crumbs.

You know, I'm totally insecure, but he knows me too. I hate you. I quietly hate you. I don't understand that. And your Star Wars take. I'm kidding. I quietly hate you. I don't understand that. And your Star Wars take. I'm kidding.

I love these guys. They hear me all day. How could I not? If I hated Geet, his job would be super weird. Oh, look at this. Look at this. This is crazy. As if out of nowhere.

Remember what I've been asking you about this Republican Congressman Ken Buck? Republican. I didn't say that wrong. He keeps showing up on CNN, pretending to be confused about the Hunter Biden evidence. The Justin remix, Bobulinski remix was for him. Had a business partner said he was in business with Joe Biden and Ken Buck doesn't seem to know that. He's like, no, man, I'm too dumb to read the evidence. Oh, looky here. Looks so weird. Are we not a couple of weeks ahead of the news cycle, folks?

As predicted, Republican Ken Buck eyes CNN job while criticizing Biden impeachment in Greece. The uniparty crap is totally real, by the way. For those of you, you know, sometimes you send me stuff about the uniparty. Yes, I agree. It's weird how you send it to me as if I don't know. I'm not talking about you in the chat. But you think I don't understand that. I get it. The Uniparty is real. How many times I got to tell you that? What is my golden rule? It's literally a golden rule of the show. Most Republicans are really Democrats, i.e. the Uniparty. However, no Democrats are really Republicans, i.e. the Uniparty. You don't have to tell me about it. So why do you tell us to go and vote? Because ladies and gentlemen, golden rule number two is although

Republicans may not be the solution to your problems, who's the cause of all your problems? Democrats. So in an imperfect world, if someone says to me, you want to continue to suck or suck a little less, I'll suck a little less. That's the world we're living in, bro. You want the happy, happy, joy, joy show? Ren and Stimpy, happy, happy, joy. You want Ren? There he is. And you want Stimpson J. Cat?

You want the Ren and Stimpy show? You're an idiot. You're an idiot, Stimpy. You want that? Then you got to go watch Ren and Stimpson J. Cat, thank you to listen. You want the Ren and Stimpy show? You're an idiot. You're an idiot, Stimpy. You want that? Then you got to go watch Ren and Stimpy. You want the real world? One party sucks and one party sucks more. So in a world of shitty marginal choices,

I'm voting for the party that sucks less. Maybe I should leave that out for a little bit. I like Ren. Maybe I'm going to put him right here. I miss these two. Alyssa, what do you guys think? You ever watch Ren and Stimpy? If you've watched Ren and Stimpy under the influence of psychedelic drugs,

it's a different thing. I've heard. I'm dead serious. I don't do drugs. I mean it. But a couple of friends of mine said if you watch it and you're like totally whacked out of your mind or something like that, the show is totally different.

I don't know. Joe's like, yes, I've heard that rumor. Yes. I swear. Like, I don't do. Not my bag of donuts, but I've heard that rumor I swear not my bag of donuts but I've heard rumors about that you know Ren was the dog guy everybody thinks Ren if you don't watch the show is the cat

he's a chihuahua or as Les Nesman called it a chihuahua you know what I mean if you've seen the show the show I'm just really like folks do you think the show derailed? Is the show too much today? Tell me the truth.

Yes. If it's too much, no, you know, you like it because he thinks it's there. I'm just in a mood today, man. Yes.

Okay. All right. Good. Yes. Is it? See, they like the random snippy stuff. The taco dog.

Okay. Biden follies update. Cause I got to get to this F-35 thing. Ladies and gentlemen, Mumbles is back. Now, again, this is, oh, good, no, see, Guy, you're totally wrong. Bot, chat guy, bot guy, please give us a poll. The no's mean the show's not off the rails, and Guy is crazy. I got some in my head. You don't see him in a rundown, Ren and Stimpy?

Guy's going to put it, Jim's going to put it in a rundown. The Biden Follies are back. I want you to listen to Mumbles. This guy's the president of the United States. The crazy part about this is you think Biden's got spaghettios for brains now. Imagine, I'm telling you at 40, like every year things get worse. Imagine this guy's condition if he's 86, okay? How bad this guy of a shape he's going to be in, okay? Here he is at

the UN mumbling through his speech again, and the next one's even better. He can't even walk on a stage anymore. Here, check this out. I mean, as you evolve our institutions and drive creative new partnerships, let me be clear. Certain principles are in the national system are sacrosanct. What did he just say? Are those even real words? Was that on the SAT? Is he making these words up? Is that like some new Orwellian newspeak like Biden speak?

Here it gets even worse. This is a classic. Again, I've told you a thousand times. The Secret Service and the staff give him a rundown of what to do. Walk on stage from stage left. Exit stage right. Shake hands. Biden never. Here he is walking out on stage, again lost,

bumps into the flag, and then Guy, Guy, what does he do? Did you see it? Folks, did you see it? The skip, yeah, the skip. The Biden skip, where he pretends like he's this young, frosty, like Emmitt Smith running back for the Cowboys. Watch the skip. This is classic.

Check this out. President of the United States and the president of the Federated Republic of Brazil, accompanied by the director general of the International Labor Organization. Thank you. You see the skip? Folks, when you see the skip, the Biden skip, you can never unsee it. Now you're going to notice it every time. Please stop skipping. You're going to fall on your face and you're going to notice it every time. Please stop skipping.

You're going to fall on your face and you're going to get yourself hurt. But he does it to pretend he's his spry kind of young guy. Now you'll never unsee this. He does it all the time and he does it. It's like a nervous tick. We've all got him. It's a nervous tick he does. It's like his brain trips into like, oh, go skip and you'll look all frosty kind of thing.

All right, throwing that aside for a second on a serious note. Folks, listen, the border right now is an absolute mess. The story's getting lost with everything going on right now. There's so much going on between the Garland stuff, the Hunter Biden stuff, the election coming up, these false prosecutions of Trump, this primary on the Republican side that we are right now, there's an invasion going on. I don't really give a damn what the liberals want to call it in their stupid euphemisms game. You can just watch it. You don't even need to. You just watch it. There's absolutely an invasion going on right now. Bill Malujan's been reporting for Fox down at the border. He's doing a good job. He said that now the border patrol is calling it now a total free for all. I just want you to take a quick look at some of

the video from Bill Malujan. Is this a VO or am I dumb? Okay, it's a straight video. I want you to take a quick look at some of the video from Bill Malush. Is this a video or am I? This is a OK. It's a straight video. I want you to watch this at the border again. Ladies and gentlemen, tell me what you're watching is not an invasion so I can laugh at you later on. If you think if you think otherwise, check this out. Hola, de donde son? Venezuela.

Culpa de una dictadura. How I mean, what do you what do you think's going on, folks? What do you think they're lining up at a port of entry there? What do you think's going on, folks? What do you think? They're lining up at a port of entry there? What do you think's going on here? By the way, where are all the families we told? Where are they? They're coming from all over the world, folks. It's a total free-for-all. But again, what's the theory?

Tell me in the chat. It's just not what? It's not bad enough. No, no, Dan. It's bad enough. People are going to vote differently. You sure? Yeah.

Check out this New York Post article. San Francisco drug overdose deaths hit a record high. It's like a zombie apocalypse. Oh, it's bad enough, right? Definitely. People are going to vote different. No, it's bad enough, right? Definitely. People are going to vote different. No, they're not. Guy, is this in the show notes today, this article? Oh, you need to read this. You want a wake up call? Send this article. No, not that one. The next one is ABC News piece. Send this ABC News piece to every one of your friends.

Yeah, I don't need to show up in the next election. People are pissed off. It's going to be a landslide. Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something right now. I'm going to give you some Ipecac right now because I ain't here to bullshit you. You want bullshit? Find another show.

Democrats are kicking our ass. No. Yeah. Read the article. Nathaniel Rakich, ABC News. You know, Democrats won another special election this past week in New Hampshire. Do you know they won it in a Republican district? You know, they won it by 12 points. Oh my gosh, we're doing so great. Everybody's pissed off. Really? How come they keep winning? Everywhere. Now, you can take this one of two ways.

You could say, oh my gosh, we're losing. I'm giving up. You're not going to do that because you've got balls. We got 69,000 people here ready to take their country back because it's our country and we're not forfeiting because we're not wisp bags and tools and losers. Just one, I believe, in both of these past elections. And we got screwed. Okay? I think we can get this done and we will get it done. But what I don't want is anyone believing this is going to be some freaking landslide because immigration, we're being invaded, the dollar's worthless, and because crime is rampaging. No, we keep losing.

We keep losing. There's a free-for-all at the border. Overdoses in a record in San Francisco. And we're getting smoked. You better get 10 friends to the polls with you, man. You're going to have a really tough time recovering from this. All right, I got to show you this. I'm debating what order.

You know what? Let me show you first the news story, okay? This F-35 story has gotten crazier and crazier. So we have this $80 million next generation fighter. Pilot ejects. You've probably heard the story. Plane is alleged to have crashed in a field. I don't even know what I believe anymore about this story, right? Now this story pops in the New York Post. If you believe this, tell me in the chat, do you believe this bullshit story? I mean, if I've ever heard a bullshit story and bullshit stories, this is the bullshit story.

New York Post, F-35 pilot ejected from $100 million jet over South Carolina due to bad weather. Chatsters. You, chatsters, chat, you. So Joe, let me, so Joe's flying commercial. Let's say Joe's going to Alaska for a fishing trip and they hit a little turbulence and Joe's eating his bag of pretzels on the thing. And the pilot walks down the aisle with an oxygen mask and a parachute.

And everybody's like, hey, bro, where are you going? Yeah, bad weather, man. Got a bail. You'd be a little like weirded out, right, Joe? Like, I don't want to die? Yeah. So I'm just checking, like it's an F-35 and it was another plane with them and bad weather? You really believe this? Folks, let me tell you something. The Bongino rule again is in full effect. I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm going to tell you something right now. That story's bullshit. I don't know what story's true, but I know that story is absolutely bullshit. My guess is something probably happened to the plane they don't want to tell us about.

Was it hacked? I don't know, but it certainly sounds like it. Flag it. Damn right, flag it. September 1150, September 21st. Gotcha. There is zero chance the bad weather story is true. Zero.

And by the way, folks, if it's bad weather, you are going to exit a perfectly functioning plane to parachute down in same said bad weather? I ain't a pilot, man. There's a lot of flags up there, but it sounds like again. This, however, is not bullshit. This is real. This is probably the, I didn't think when I, Joe, when you saw this,

you think this was fake? No, but I did. I totally thought this was fake. Yes. I thought this was fake. This is a local. It's a guy. This guy is just gold. I totally thought this was fake. Yes. I thought this was fake. This is a local, it's a guy, this guy is just gold. I love this guy. They go to this local guy in South Carolina who heard that plane crashes F 35. This is real. I swear to you, I thought this was AI or a comic skit. You got to be careful online. Apparently this is real. This is the local news station,

which with by far, if there was an Emmy for a guy, a citizen being asked to comment on local news, this guy should get it describing the playgrounds. Again, it's real. Check this out. Randolph White retired from his job at the paper mill in Georgetown 10 years ago. He lives in this house with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County. He loves living about two miles away from where he grew up. Normally, it's pretty quiet, but on Sunday afternoon, I was in the bathroom taking a shave, and I heard a screeching, saw that between a screech and a whistle. I said, what in the world is this? And I heard a boom in my whole house. White says he didn't realize it was a plane at the time,

so he didn't call anybody. I love this guy. I love that. That was fake. Okay. So the F-35 story is definitely bullshit. That is not. That is real. That is a real news report. I love that guy. Those things are gold. That guy is going to be a meme forever. He's going to be a giphy. I promise you. You are going to be famous. The internet will never let you die, sir. You will live on forever. You will be like, for a Guy reference, you will be like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

If you strike him down, you will only make him stronger. But he is. He 100%. You don't think that guy's good? That guy will 1000% be a giphy or a meme. No doubt about it. You will, sir, you will live on forever. I can't believe I'm not going to get to this economics block. I can't believe I've been holding it for three days. Some of you like it. There's a

guy who came up to me in a book signing. I told him I dedicate the next one to him, but sorry, I forgot the name. So the next one's, I'm going to have to get to it tomorrow because it's a good one. It's a good one. Even if you hate economics blocks, this guy loves them. But I do want to play this video before we go. Ladies and gentlemen, there is another dastardly Republican claiming an election was stolen. Yes, sir. Merrick Garland's looking into it right now. Here is audio of an actual press conference.

This is for the Bridgeport, Connecticut mayor's race. This is very real. Merrick Garland's looking into it right now. This is, of course, tyranny. They're trying to steal this stuff. Check it out. In this primary alone, the city of Bridgeport received over 4,000 absentee ballot applications, an unprecedented number in the city and possibly the state. This trend, coupled with the State Election Enforcement Commission's recommendations regarding the misuse of absentee ballots in the city's 2019 mayoral election, has raised serious concerns about the potential for abuse in the absentee ballot system. Just kidding. Just kidding. No, no, that's real. I'm not kidding about that.

That's actually real. But that's a Democrat, John Gomes and their team complaining about the Bridgeport election that it may have been stolen from them. Why aren't they under arrest? Well, because they're Democrats. You really need, like I said, hierarchy, folks. It's not hypocrisy. They're allowed to complain about whatever they want. Hey, I got a favor to ask you. So my cousin's name is Michael, Michael Bongino, if you ever meet him. Love him to death. Obviously, my father's brother's son.

That's how he becomes a cousin. But my father's brother, Jimmy, who is my godfather, and he's my first cousin. Good dude. They're having a Locust Valley School District. They're having a game they call the Remembrance Games being played on Saturday, September 23rd. It's a homecoming game for Locust Valley High School against Cold Spring Harbor. It's pretty cool. It's a really patriotic event. It's called the Remembrance Bowl. And Guy, you got the details. So if you want to show up and support the cause out there, if you're out there on Long Island in New York,

So if you want to show up and support the cause out there, if you're out there on Long Island in New York, it's Locust Valley High School, 99 Horse Hollow Road in Locust Valley. Game time's 2 p.m. Saturday, September 23rd. That's this week. If you're up there in the Remembrance Bowl, my cousin will be there. He looks a little bit like me. Not much. He's much better looking.

He's got a little bit of olive tone skin. He's got more of the Sicilian in him than I do. I'm half Irish and German. But his name is Michael. Say hello. Locust Valley High School, 2 p.m. Saturday, September 23rd, the Remembrance Bowl. It's going to be a cool game.

You're all going to love it. Very patriotic cause. And I promised them I would put that out there. So thank you very much for doing that. Folks, thank you so much for tuning in. I so really appreciate it. If you want to check us out every day and join the chat, you can join the chat. How many people we got?

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