The Dan Bongino Show - The "October Surprise" Came Early (Ep 2220)

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

In this episode, I review the new narrative that China is helping Donald Trump win the 2024 election. China’s Advancing Efforts to Influence the U.S. Election Raise Alarms Shifting Election Narratives and Tech Collusion: Federal Government Continues Outreach to Tech Companies You Can’t Fire Only the White Guys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. Very stupid human being. I've got some video today of just him doing some dumb stuff just to remind you that he's not an intelligent guy and anyone who tells you he is an intelligent guy is crazy. But that does not mean what they're doing is by accident. Whether it's the trans day

of visibility. You want visibility? Go be more visible. That's what happens in a republic. Go do your thing. All of this stuff is intentional. This story that popped yesterday in the New York times. This is the October surprise, but Dan, it's not October.

It's April. That's the point. They can't, they can't wait till October. Things are going so badly for them. There's not going to be an October surprise. There's going to be an October surprise in April and March. They already revealing what they're going to do. And none of this, zero is by accident.

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provocation principle and turn it around on them. I want to give you just a quick example of how Trump is a, just the, he, this guy is the monarch of turning this shit on its head and making the left look like complete absolute tools the bloodbath thing right you're like Dan that's still going on why is it still going on do you remember fake news do you guys remember how fake news started I use this example all the time everybody Everybody thinks fake news was a thing Donald Trump invented to talk about the news industry. No, that's not what happened. Go back and look. That's not how fake news started. Fake news started when the media was calling out Donald Trump because they thought what he what he was saying was fake they're like oh that Donald Trump thing is fake news he turned around

did the greatest dipsy-doo fliparoo of all time and made the fake news story about them why because he understands that attention is a business like like I said yesterday, and the ability to provoke and kick your enemy in the ass, the ability to provoke, to provoke your enemy and to get the desired response from them. That's a power, dude. That's the ability and the power to manipulate people. Why am I bringing this up again? Look at this. Donald Trump to deliver remarks on Biden's border bloodbath in Grand Rapids, Michigan. His speech today about Biden's border bloodbath. You see what he's doing here? You think any of this is an accident? He's taken a word like fake news, the media used to try to attack him. And he's taking it around, turning it around, doing the dipsy do flip a room. And he's making

the term. He's making them cover the term on his terms. Now, what did he do there? What did he do? Chatsters, what did he do there? Why is this important? You understand this. The term bloodbath just a week ago, can we all agree, was used as a hit on him. They were trying to kick him in the balls. Donald Trump's calling for violence. Put the statement back up on the screen.

What did he do with the statement now? Who did he pin it to? Just read it. And the media's got to cover it. Biden's border bloodbath. Now, every media outlet on planet Earth has to cover this statement and lose their mind over it as he pins this term to Joe Biden. Folks, it's genius. You don't have to like Donald Trump in a constitutional republic you like

and vote for whoever the hell you want. That's your call. It's genius. You don't have to like Donald Trump in a constitutional republic you like and vote for whoever the hell you want. That's your call. It's not mine. I'm just telling you, nobody puts these people on their asses better than this guy. You think he did that by accident? Now they're going to cover that term exclusively. People are going to think about the border and Joe Biden over the next few days. It's like Aikido.

You ever do Aikido? You ever see Aikido? We were talking about fighting this morning in the office pre-game in the show here. You know Aikido? The harder you come at someone in Aikido when they do those little throws and stuff and they do the neck chops.

I forget what they're called. I'm sorry, I did Aikido for a while. But it's a really interesting martial art. The harder you come at someone, the more it hurts. That's what happens with Trump every single time. And he's got to be prepared. Because ladies and gentlemen, you ever see Feel the Dreams?

If you build it. If you look for it, the media narratives, and you're ready for it, it'll come right to you. They're too angry to hide their plans. And they are way too nervous about the November election to wait for an October surprise. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you on the Dan Bongino Show. What's today's date, April 2nd?

April 2nd, the October surprise. In April, put it up on the screen, please, New York Times. China's advancing efforts to influence the U.S. election raise alarms. That looks like the Russia hoax, except it says China. They even mentioned Russia in the first paragraph. In an echo of Russia's effect marketing campaign earlier than the 2016 election, China seems to be attempting to harness partisan divisions to undermine the Biden administration's insurance policies, regardless of the latest efforts by two international locations to decrease the temperature of their relations. It's like a Hollywood spinoff. It is.

It's like, you know, they had that Batman movie where Colin Farrell played the penguin. I just heard the penguins coming out with Colin Farrell. This is what this is. You're like, wait, wait, wasn't that the Batman movie? It is, but it's about the other guy now. Wasn't that the Russia movie? It was, but now it's about China. Here's what they're doing, folks. There's a little field out there, right? Here. They're seeds. They want to see, take the water, put the water on, a little bit of water.

Mmm. Water's a couple seeds. They want to see which one sticks. Now, in case you're thinking, ah, you know what, Dan? China is a malevolent force. They've been interfering in our elections forever. Okay, sure.

I get it. But why is it a Trump thing now? Well, it's a Trump thing because they're looking for a reason to censor you, to interfere with the election. That's why. I always bring the receipts to back it up. May I present to you again an article right here. If you think this is an accident, this article in The New York Times, by the way, that China is going to interfere in the election to help support Trump, which sounds like the Russia hoax just with China.

You'd be correct because it's connected to this piece by reclaim the net. Shifting election narratives and tech collusion. Federal government continues outreach to tech companies. Keep this piece up a second. I want you to read this really, really carefully. Read it with your Trump glasses on because the media doesn't think straight. You have like the Trump decoder glasses. Put your Trump decoder glasses on. You know, I have the blue light blockers at night. You got to put like the media bullshit narrative blockers on and read this, this type of brazen behavior where now the federal government right now, the Biden administration is colluding with social media companies again, could mean that the ruling apparatus is sure of itself and the ability to get away with pretty

much anything. And that it's not confident Biden can get reelected and making risky and perhaps desperate moves. Listen to this and tie it to what I just told you. The U.S. intelligence community is ramping up work with tech companies ahead of November elections as cybersecurity professionals search for new ways to combat foreign threats to the American electoral system that appeared unthinkable four years ago. Listen to me. We all together, the crew, the posse here, listen to Dan. Listen to Uncle Dan for a second. My uncle? No, I'm a little too young for that, but it's all right.

Nothing the left does is by accident. Nothing. All of a sudden, they want to start censoring again. They've got a problem, though. They've got this Supreme Court case, Murthy versus Missouri, where they were colluding with tech companies on COVID and other stuff, and they got exposed.

So what happened? They needed another excuse because they want to keep censoring. How do I know? I just read it to you in a Reclaim the Net piece. Hey, man, we got a censor. We got a bunch of foreigners trying to steal the election again. And as if on cue, throw it up again, a New York Times article. As if on cue, look at what drops.

New York Times, China, they're coming for us. They're colluding with Trump to steal the election. Look at that. Look at that. Looky here. Why are they panicking now it's not october yet they usually wait till october that's why it's called an october surprise you know the term october surprise right they drop some bullshit in october right before the election because october is before november so they want to make

sure they hurt the candidate september october nove November. I'm sorry, there were liberals. They're very confused about the calendar. They're like, really? It's always an October surprise. The reason the October surprise is here now, I saw a bunch of people flagging it there, the red flags. Get ready for it. You'll be way, way ahead of your friends who are getting ready to drop this bomb soon.

The reason they're panicking now is this video. I'm going to play this for you. This is James Carville. Jim Carville is a Democrat operative forever. They call him like the Ragin' Cajun or whatever. The guy's been around for eons. He's a little crazy. But one thing about him on the Democrat side of the fence.

I'm a Republican. I don't have any relationship with this cat. No, what? The one thing about him is he's not afraid to call out the Democrats and their bullshit when he thinks they're going to lose. And he's very concerned about Biden. I want you to listen to this clip and you'll see why the October surprise is happening now in April. The freak out China collusions coming next, because ladies and gentlemen, they're running out of options with Biden. They're about to get smoked. Watch this. I've been very vocal about this.

It's horrifying. Our numbers among younger voters, particularly black, younger blacks, younger Latinos or whatever, but whatever younger, younger Latinos or whatever, but whatever younger people of color, particularly males. We're not shedding them. They're leaving in the droves. You know what kind of ticks me off, man? I love you guys, obviously.

You know what really kind of gets under my skin? How long have we been talking about this, fellas? I mean, this black voters and Hispanic voters leaving. I mean, since you've been on the show, and every time I mention it, what happens? Some freaking loudmouth in the social media space

is going, oh, that's a myth. You guys are playing up the black vote too much, the Hispanic vote. No! We're not playing up the black vote too much, the Hispanic vote. No, we're not playing up the black vote too much, the Hispanic vote. Yeah, Trump's not going to get 50% of the black vote. We'd be lucky to get 20. But if that phenomenon of black and Hispanic voters leaving the Democrat Party and entering in the Republican space for the first time wasn't real,

then why the hell would Jim Carville be losing his mind about it? Has this struck anyone as kind of weird? You think this guy's just crapping all over the Democrat party on this podcast or whatever the hell he was doing because he's got nothing to do on a Monday night? He's telling you to your face, we Democrats, we've got a problem. Black and Hispanic voters are leaving in droves. Tie this together to the beginning of the show. Nothing they're doing is working. They tried to pin Trump on foreign collusion, starting violence with the bloodbath thing. They tried to resurrect the Charlottesville hoax. They've tried everything. Nothing they're doing is working.

Trump is like, it's like this rubber room where everything they throw just bounces off the walls and becomes so uncontrollable. It hits them. They're in a room where everything rebounds and winds up kicking them in the nuts. They don't know what to do anymore. They can't wait till October. So they're throwing everything out there. The China thing, China is going to try to get Trump elected. They're just trying to see what they can get to stick to the wall and nothing sticking. So now they realize they've got this huge, massive problem with black and Hispanic voters. I want to put to you a piece by piece, put for you together why the media does what they do. Ladies and gentlemen, nothing's by accident.

Nothing is by accident. That New York Times piece and that Reclaim the Net piece are tied together for different reasons. Reclaim does a good job. New York Times are lefty hacks. It's not an accident that they're like, hey, we need to censor. There's a foreign threat. New York Times, oh my God, look, China. I don't know. China's going to collude with Donald Trump. You think that's a mistake? You hear Carville talking about hemorrhaging black voters. They're leaving in droves. His words, man, not mine. You just heard them. You just heard them. Look at this, Axios. Now, you think this is an accident? April 1st. That was yesterday. Trump allies plot anti-racism

protections for white people. They say this, by the way, as if this would be a bad thing. I don't know about you guys. I thought racism was a bad thing. Evita, you grew up like that, right? Family told you don't discriminate, right?

That's what I heard too. Here's an Axios article. If Donald Trump returns to the White House, close allies want to dramatically change the government's interpretation of civil rights era laws to focus on anti-white racism rather than discrimination against people of color. Nobody said that. Nobody said that at all. Discrimination against people of color is just as that. Nobody said that at all. Discrimination against people of color is just as awful as discriminating against white people. But you see how Axios, you see how they got the frame? You see how they frame this thing? Because they know they've got a problem with black and Hispanic voters. So they've got to frame this piece. None of this

is an accident. They've got to go out and grab the attention of black and Hispanic voters. And what's one way to do it? Listen, man, look at these racist Trump people. They're protecting the white people. What kind of stupid article is this? And why are they doing this now? They're doing it because they're getting smoked in the court system, ladies and gentlemen. Do you see this court case that just blew? Wall Street Journal, this guy who got $300,000 in damages and $2.3 million, he got fired from some hospital system because he was basically, he was white.

The Fourth Circuit reversed one of the punitive parts saying the damages are permitted only if an employer knowingly breaks the law or is recklessly indifferent. But this guy was fired because of his race or sex. They don't know what to do, man. They don't know what to do. They are freaking out and they cannot wait till October.

Biden's out on the road today. He's doing something. I think he's out in Wisconsin or whatever doing something. The guy is a mess. His entire operation is a mess. They can't wait for this October surprise. They've got to do it now. You know, one of the things I mention often in politics is this thing they call the big

mo, momentum. It is real. It is a very real thing. If you don't understand the big mo, you'll never understand politics. When people get a wind at their sails and they start rocking and rolling and they get big mo, you'll never understand politics. When people get a wind at their sails and they start rocking and rolling and they get this momentum, you can almost feel it. It reminds me of the Obama Hillary thing. Well, when Obama started, I remember the agents calling me and the agents were like, listen, Dan, this guy is like a real threat, man. This guy,

not threat, but political threat. Cause they, you know, they like this guy is threat but political threat because they you know they like this guy has got building huge crowds trump has the big mo right now and they don't they got to turn this around i want to get back to this uh the whole plot behind this christian nationalist thing and i'm going to show you how what happened with this trans day of visibility thing yesterday i told you this was a setup you're all being put in an Admiral Ackbar trap yet again. You're all getting screwed over. They're baiting you for a reaction and you didn't give it to them. But again, nothing they did was by accident. Just like the China story, just like their Trump is going to focus on anti-white racism. All these stories are

tailored to a very specific audience because they're in electoral trouble, period. stories are tailored to a very specific audience because they're in electoral trouble, period. Quick break, and I'll show you what I mean with this Christian nationalist thing. They're setting up, they're seeding the field, folks. They're taking the water, and they just want to see what sprouts out of the ground. But you keep cutting it down, and it's driving them crazy. All right. Blackout coffee, as you can tell, I probably had too many cups of blackout coffees. But it's driving them crazy all right blackout coffees you can tell i had probably had too many cups of blackout coffees but it's time for you to be awake now woke start your day with a hot america first cup of blackout coffee like i do blackout coffee is an active support of hard-working americans who see the work as their duty they honor and take care of their customers

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I can't say that enough. He is actually an intelligence quot a dumb person. I can't say that enough. He is actually an intelligence quotient challenge person. However, the regime he's involved with is very clever. None of this is happening by accident. It's not a mistake. Again, that trans war of visibility, day of visibility, whatever the hell they were talking about, none of that's by accident. But you did it again. You used the provocation principle in reverse and you got the response you wanted. You did not fall into the trap. What was the trap? If you missed yesterday's show, very simply summed up, this attack on you is on purpose. This trans day of visibility that,

yes, happens every year on this date, but they sent it out on Easter. They knew what they were doing. Why? They're setting up a narrative that required a response. You doubt me? Look at the date on this piece. Brookings. Remember Brookings? The pee-pee hoax, folks? Understanding the threat of white Christian nationalism to American democracy today.

What's the date? February. 2023. You see how they seed the field with a narrative? What's the narrative? What's the date? February 2023. You see how they seed the field with a narrative? What's the narrative? What's the narrative? Chester's. What is it?

The narrative here is these dangerous evangelicals, these Christian nationalists, these Catholics. These people are huge trouble. They're a major security threat to the United States. Walking through the streets with pitchforks, you're next. Now, of course, you're thinking to yourself, that sounds like some crazy bullshit. I've never seen, what are you talking about?

Have you gone down your neighborhood and seen a bunch of angry Christians, Catholics, or evangelicals on the corner with pitchforks ready to burn the school down or something like that? Chastityers, if you have, let me know. I'd love to hear about it. No, you haven't. It's all made up. It's a narrative.

That's all it is. They're seeding the field to see what grows. Now, in order to get the narrative they want about the dangerous, deadly Christians, Catholics, Mormons, Protestants. And they don't like these people because they tend to vote Republican. In order to get that, they needed a response. Hence the prodding. These days of visibility and all this stuff.

This is what it's designed to do. It's designed to get a violent reaction from you. We're not violent people. They didn't get what they wanted. What they got was ridicule, which, ladies and gentlemen, if you follow Alinsky's rules, is the most powerful weapon in the world. Why is ridicule powerful? Because there's no logical answer to it. Saul Alinsky's rules for radicals, this guy knew what the hell he was doing, however crazy he may have appeared. Ridicule is a potent weapon. And all you did was make fun of these people and laugh at them and how stupid they were.

How do I know we won this battle? Here's Phil Wegman on Twitter. I didn't do that, Biden said, when asked about proclaiming Easter Sunday's trans day of visibility. Asked about Speaker Johnson's claim otherwise, the president said he's thoroughly uninformed. Folks, the proclamation said, I, Joseph R. Biden, on it, declare and proclaim this Trans Day of Visibility.

Now, there's only two scenarios here, correct? And if I'm missing it, again, folks in the chat, correct me. There's only two scenarios here. Scenario one is that Joe Biden sent that out, knew about it, and was lying. Scenario two, they're just sending out proclamations in Joe Biden's White House with his name, and Joe Biden has no idea what's going on in his own White House. Is there another option I'm missing? Why would Joe Biden run away from this thing? The answer is ridicule. You won. They wanted a response from you. You didn't give it

to him. You responded with ridicule and made them look absurd. So Joe Biden is running away from this thing, pretending, pretending nothing happened and playing the moron game. The crazy thing about this whole story, folks, is that Joe Biden's probably right. He probably doesn't know jack shit about what's sent out in his own White House. That's the craziest thing about this whole thing. The number two answer is probably right. Joe Biden probably isn't lying.

He doesn't know anything. Here's how freaked out they are about it. Karine Jean-Pierre, easily the worst press secretary in the history of the United States, by the way. There's not even a close second. Karine Jean-Pierre has given it. This woman will take any opportunity to celebrate division by gender, sexuality, whatever she wants to do. I want you to watch her, how uncomfortable she is answering this question about their day of visibility thing, calling it misinformation. It wasn't

misinformation. We have it right in front of us. You won. You didn't give them the answer you want. You responded back with ridicule and now they don't know what to do. Those provocation principle rules work for you, too. Try them, love them, own them, be them, because they work. Watch for yourself. Really so surprised by the misinformation that's been out there around this, and I want to be very clear. Every year for the past several

years, on March 31st, Transgender Day of Visibility is marked. And as we know, for folks who understand the calendar and how it works, Easter falls on different Sundays, right, every year. And this year, it happened to coincide with Transgender Visibility Day. And so that is the simple fact. That is what has happened. That is where we are. And I do want to say a couple of things because I think it's important here, as you just stated in your questions, what we've been hearing out there, a lot of misinformation done on purpose.

And as a Christian who celebrates Easter with family, President Biden stands for bringing people together and upholding the dignity and freedoms of every American. Now, sadly, and it's not surprising, right? It is actually unsurprising that politicians are seeking to divide and weaken our country with cruel, hateful and dishonest rhetoric. It is dishonest what we have heard the past 24 hours. It is untrue what we heard over the weekend. Now, keep in mind, you can just go look at this proclamation thing yourself. We put it up on the show yesterday. Of course, she knows that. But she's so freaked out and such a bullshit artist, this Karine Jean-Pierre, that she can't get her head out of her ass for five minutes and just admit

that this thing sitting out there right there. I, Joseph R. Biden, proclaim it as such. Like it's some kind of, again, Lord Farquaad thing from Shrek. I hereby proclaimeth the trans day of visibility. Now, again, for those watching, why are we covering this again today? Because it's important. The political battle tactics at work, you need to incorporate into a template so we can use them again in the future.

Us ridiculing them is a tactic, folks. Alinsky talked about it specifically in his rules. This wasn't a good guy either, Alinsky. But he understood how to turn a minority argument, an argument that a minority of people, a small number of people on Twitter or elsewhere can explode into a controversy. He knew how to do this. He knew how to be a troublemaker. And folks, I'm sorry to tell you, but you have to learn to be a troublemaker too. I keep talking about finger stick issues. The issues that are going to matter to an American that they're going to vote on

have to be finger sticks. Remember the, you know, before we had all this glucose monitors, the diabetics out there, some still do. You got to stick your finger, get it. It's a little bit painful. You know it's there, but it's not painful enough that you don't do it. That's politics. You got to make everything

a finger stick issue. This trans day of visibility thing would have been a nothing. A million proclamations come out of the White House. Nobody reads any of them. Somebody figured out how to isolate, focus, provoke, and get a reaction they wanted by a small group of people on social media making this bigger. And the left doesn't know how to respond anymore. This is what you have to do. You have to take their tactics and turn them on them. And if you think this sounds unethical and immoral, you know what's unethical and immoral?

Giving up your country. You have to give and hand down to your kids, to a group of communists and socialists, eager to destroy it, to open borders, a crap education system, a destroyed economy, and government welfare everywhere. That's really immoral. Isolate the target. We picked this thing, and we made it a thing, and we ridiculed them on their thing,

and we made them run away from their thing. And it worked. Take that model, isolate the target, focus on it, provoke this reaction you want, get the reaction you want, and then you go on to the next one. You keep doing this, you're not going to let them get away with anything. And you are going to bog them down in a news cycle that they just can't get out of. Ladies and gentlemen, remember they did the same thing about Trump. You have to turn it on them. You doubt me? I can tell you a thousand stories.

It was one fake scandal to the next. Sharpie gate, bleach gate, Charlottesville hoax. It was just one on top of the next because the media does this. Focus on the target, isolate it, provoke it, get the response you want. You can do the same thing because it works. By the way, he's sniffing kids again. You see one of the – some of you pick up he's sniffing kids again again up all in them this guy's just disgusting he's doing it again some video on that and something

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like really getting under my skin is the fact that we're dealing with this guy in the White House who's just a really genuinely bad guy. The kid sniffing thing kind of started out like some weird thing. Like, why is this guy always around kids, like manhandling them and touching women in weird ways? The guy's just a super weird dude.

But when you're around other people's kids, I got to tell you, I don't care if you're the president or the king of some foreign country. I don't care if you're the president or, you know, the king of some foreign country. I don't care if you're Alexander the Great. You're not like manhandling and sniffing my kids. Is everybody with me in the chat? Like, I don't care if you're a Republican or a Democrat or a libertarian or a commie, you know, and I'm not talking about like the politicians who go around and, you know know kiss the babies and stuff where you know everybody does it i'm talking about this guy who's grossly inappropriate with kids there are a litany

of videos out there of him like with his hands on kids i'm not making this up because i don't you know i don't like him it's not really a secret correct but i don't know why i guess oh man my my daughter left yesterday i'm pretty banged up about it. She was home. We had such a good time. And I'm like, I got this protective kind of dad impulse. Has that come through with you guys when you see these videos too? Here he was at the White House.

You're wondering why you're not seeing a ton of video out there about him on the White House lawn during the Easter egg roll? You're probably not seeing it because I guarantee you, what you're about to see probably happened over and over again. This weird dude up in kids grills sniffing them, kissing them. He's just a freaking weirdo. Check, look at that. Here we go.

Oh, will you just look at him like, stop. Don't let this guy near your kids. But once again, like how he goes okay okay get away get away look now he comes in like for a double you see what i'm getting at i'm not folks am i crazy can you watch this video avito look at the video you see it on the screen right it can you play it again okay here's another okay. Good. Now go away. Stop right there. Hold on. Just do it. That's it.

He, you see how he goes in for the double. Like I haven't had my fill of sniffing this kid. So I got to do it again. Am I, am I, you're always like contrarian. My, my, my over you, you're right. My, my, my over. You, you, right? Vita, you see what I'm talking about? He's, yes. It's a, folks, look at the video. It's freaking creepy.

I don't have any, like, a fake. I wish I had, like, a little. Here. Here, this is, this is Nolan Ryan. He went and kissed the baby. Nolan probably wouldn't like that. He may do a Robin Ventura on me. But here's the normal thing.

Vote for Joe Biden, okay? Here's the Joe Biden where it's super weird. He goes in. And he's like, he can't stop. Even here, No, no. No, it's like, don't kiss me like that. The guy's a freaking weirdo. He goes in for the double. Like he's, it's almost like he could never get enough sniffs from these kids. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know it's too, I can't help it with this cat. He's a freaking weirdo. He's creepy. Stop with the kids. And to people out there at these events,

I've been to events with the president. I'm going to tell you, I've been around Obama, Bush, and Clinton. None of them were weird around kids. They weren't. I even got a picture of Obama. Hey, my cat don't like the guy. I don't like Clinton. Fine. But am I going to give you some bullshit story? He met my kid. He said, Hey, matter of fact, I don't like the guy. I don't like Clinton. Fine, but am I going to give you some bullshit story? He met my kid. He said, hey, matter of fact, I remember my wife saying to Obama at a White House barbecue one time, hey, can you take a picture with the kid or something? I wasn't even there. I was like far in the distance.

And he was like, no, we're not doing any pictures. He didn't even want to be around kids, you know? The guy is weird. All right, on to the next one. He also, of course, can't speak in basic English sentences without screwing something up You know? The guy is weird. All right, on to the next one. He also, of course, can't speak in basic English sentences without screwing something up because his cognitive brain processor is working like a Commodore 64

in an era of advanced microcomputing. Here he is yesterday. He wants to party with the oyster. He wants to party with the oyster, the oyster bunny. I don't know if that's a cousin of the Easter bunny. Is there some kind of oyster holiday I miss? The oyster bunny. Check this out. I'm coming down to do that Easter egg roll just a minute. Thank you all so very, very much. Thanks, everybody. And by the way, say hello to oyster bunnies. Come on up, Bunny. Get up there so they can see you. Come on, get in there.

Oyster Bunny. I don't know if that was pre or post him sniffing the kids. He may have had a burst of energy after all the kids sniffing. The Oyster Bunny. The guy can't speak in a coherent English sentence without screwing something up. And we're supposed to vote for another four years of this guy being the commander in chief, where you've got the Middle East exploding. I've had Israel take out this IRGC guy in Damascus. Hopefully I'll get to that in a minute.

You've got the world on fire right now. And you've got this idiot, the oyster bunny, sniffing a bunch of kids on the ground. Shifting gears a bit, but not so much, because the Biden team is getting really optimistic about Florida now. But folks, we need to have a heart-to-heart on this. This is one of those moments where I'm going to say something that some of you may not like, but I feel a responsibility to say it because it's the right thing and not the easy thing. Sometimes we all got to take a little syrup of Ipecac here. Folks, the abortion issue matters. If we as a party cannot support human life, actual literal human life,

then this party's worthless. I'm really sorry, but the entire purpose of politics is projecting power to do the right thing, the moral and ethical. If we're not bedrocked in a higher morality, correct, then what's the purpose of government? Now, our government is secular, but the principles our government are protecting are not secular. There's a reason they're called God-given rights. Listen, daddy-o, I'm not your preacher. I understand that. I'm a sinner. Don't look for me for moral guidance. I promise you'll be disappointed. But I'm not stupid. We have God-given rights, and the most basic of God-given rights, argue against the most basic, is life. If we're not willing to protect human life as a party,

what's the freaking point? I don't understand. Folks, I'm here because I believe there's something after this. Whatever you believe is up to you. Again, I'm not your preacher. But if you're expecting me to fold on the issue of abortion because we haven't learned to message it politically, rather than figuring out a political message to do the right thing, and we just bail, then you got the wrong guy. I'm not doing that. The entire purpose of winning elections is to stand for something we believe in. I say that because there was a major news story breaking out of Florida yesterday.

The Florida Supreme Court is allowing a constitutional amendment on the abortion issue while also allowing a ban after six weeks to take place down here in Florida. Ron DeSantis pushed that through and I applaud him for fighting for it. However, the crying and whining has already started where? On the right. Really? Yes, on the right. The Democrats are celebrating while we're already cutting and running. You have any idea how many pundits were on Twitter yesterday?

You look, you see, now we're going to lose Florida. Let me play this quick audio. I'm playing NBC here for a reason because I want to give you their perspective just quickly. Here's their coverage of the abortion thing. And folks, the Democrats are celebrating and the right, rather than saying, okay, we've got an abortion fight on our hands. We're going to save some babies now in Florida. There are some, again, it's a small number. You all are warriors out there. I get it. I'm not condemning everyone by any stretch. You got some people already bitching and moaning. Oh my gosh, we may actually defend human life.. What the hell's the point of the party then? We had a big win in Florida.

Grow some balls and defend it. Here's NBC on what happened in Florida yesterday. Check this out. We do have some breaking news out of Florida. That's where the state Supreme Court has ruled in two abortion-related cases. One, a major win for abortion rights advocates, and won a potential setback. Just moments ago, the court upheld Florida's 15-week abortion ban, paving the way for the more severe six-week ban, which was passed last year, to go into effect in a month.

But in a separate ruling, the court greenlit a ballot initiative this November to protect abortion rights in Florida. If passed in November, the measure would protect access to the procedure until viability. It also would effectively undo Florida's 15-week ban passed in 2022 and the six-week trigger ban. Folks, I'm sorry, but we're not willing to fight for this. There's no point to any of this. What's the point? What do we believe in? Do you ever notice the Democrats, they'll fight for abortion until it's post-birth,

otherwise known as homicide, and they won't even run from it at all. They'll be like, well, that's not popular with the people. It doesn't stop them at all. Even when you ask the abortion questions, even diehard liberals, there are good chunks of them who aren't for post-birth abortion, otherwise known as murder. They don't care, the Democrats. They are committed to an anti-human ideology,

and they'll fight for anything. Folks, it's time for us, and again, I'm not talking to you. I get you guys are warriors for life out there, but I'm begging you as a friend and part of this family. I'm not no general in this army, man. I'm just one of you. I just have the microphone. I'm begging you to not give up on this. We've got a chance right now to send a message in Florida. Take it or you'll regret it the rest of your life. If we don't stand for life, the paying taxes doesn't matter if you're dead. And we mean absolutely nothing. Speaking of Florida, something else happened in Florida yesterday.

I live down here. I happen to love Florida and enjoy it. By the way, I may be doing something with the house and other stuff moving, but I'll let you know if I do it. Cause it'd be kind of cool, but coming, coming soon, I promise. But I love Florida. Nothing bothers the media more than the exodus narrative from blue States, because while they're trying to portray to you that these blue state havens were abortion and high taxes and defunding the police are these utopian places to live. What's happening? People are leaving in droves. Everybody's emulating Snake Plissken and escaping

from New York. It drives them nuts. There are a few narratives they hate more than the Exodus narrative from blue states because it completely undercuts their narrative if your narrative is that liberalism is so awesome everybody loves it then why the hell is everybody leaving why can't you find a damn you all in these states for a reasonable price because everybody hates blue states why because they suck so this hilarious piece comes out in nbc suggesting that there's some kind of exodus from Florida, that people are leaving Florida to go back. They asked Ron DeSantis about that yesterday. Ron DeSantis had a great answer for this whole thing.

Really? There's a mass exodus from Florida? That's hilarious because we lead the state in that in the United States in that in migration. You guys actually do math. You know how spreadsheets work. Watch this. States begging businesses to move here, net in-migration. You guys actually do math? You know how spreadsheets work? Watch this. States begging businesses to move here, begging people to move here. They just do.

And that's reflected in the numbers. Now, you'll have some, like NBC News, try to take an incredible headline they tried to run, trying to say people are leaving Florida in droves. And then they had to admit in the article, we were number one for net in-migration in the year that they're talking about. So I don't know how you try to do that. Folks, anybody who lives in Florida

knows that's total, complete bullshit. Tony, how long you been down here? I'm in Florida in general. Three and a half years. In the three and a half years you've been in Florida, you're actually a better guy to talk to because you were up north and now you're down south here, right? Have you seen the population explode or shrink? Everywhere. Folks, everywhere you go, traffic, restaurants you used to go in and walk right in, you're now just like an hour,

wait for these things. Florida is a beautiful place. But the article NBC wrote this hit job that there's some exodus from Florida. One is not only ridiculous if you understand simple math, but the reasons are hilarious. Listen, I'm not telling you to move or not move. It's not my business. Okay. If you're a Republican, we'd love to have you. If you're a Democrat, the state's closed. We're not accepting any more new applicants at this time. Come back, never. However, yes, Florida's hot. And yes, we do get a hurricane once in a while. I've lived down here nine years.

I've dealt with two hurricanes, and I lost a fan blade in one of them. Other people have lost more. There's no question. We had a lot of damage up in the panhandle, in Naples on a couple. But folks, it's rare, and you get warning,

and the insurance is high in Florida. But every state's got their issues. I'm not going to bad mouth other states. They're all wonderful places to live, but let's be honest. They've all got issues. You've got tornado issues. You've got winters to deal with. The story's just totally made up.

Like people leaving Florida found out it was, what, 75 degrees in the winter. You know, there's weather apps for that. You could have just looked before you moved down. Here, let me see. Let's try this on the end. Wait, folks, I'm sorry. I'm going to get away from the rumble streams. What is the – I'm going to even go to Google because of the lefties.

That way the lefties can't say it was fake. What is the current temperature in Florida? You can do this yourself. Wow, look. Look at that. It says, even Google, 81 degrees. Yes. You can try that yourself, Lib Liz, before you come down here.

You understand, again, why they're doing this. Listen to me. Nothing is by accident. I opened up the show talking about it. I'm telling you this right now. The reason is, again, they've got an election coming up, and they know they've got a problem with another narrative that's very real. And the other narrative is if our utopian society is these deep blue states of California, New York, then answer a simple question. Why the hell is everybody leaving? Because those states suck. That's why. Because liberalism is a rotting, metastasizing forest fire cancer that destroys every single freaking thing it touches. And one of their tenants, by the way, is trying to censor people, too.

I want to leave this tweet by this guy, Victor. She this came out. Yes, this is some kind of Democrat activist cat. He's freaking out that RFK made news last night on CNN. He was back on Fox and Friends this morning. He said, good grief, CNN gave RFK a national platform. It's supposed to be a news network, you dork. And he's upset that the guy was actually interviewed and allowed to answer questions. Now, we all know CNN's not an actual news network. And candidly, I'm kind of stunned they had someone on. It wasn't like a Biden ass kiss or two. But they had RFK on for a news interview on what's supposed to be a news channel.

It's been all over this morning. I don't want you to think I forgot. And he said this, and I'm going to tell you again, I'm not, I am going to cover this honestly. I don't want to hear any BS from lefties on my channel or anyone else. RFK is going to hurt Biden. Okay. He's not going to hurt Trump for every vote he takes away from Donald Trump. He'll take two or three away from Biden. There was no Trump supporters going to vote for a guy named Kennedy with a liberal running mate. Who's got a history of environmental activism, period. But he's a news story and we're going to cover it because this is a news. This is what we do. It's a news politics podcast. He made news last night because what he said is absolutely spot on.

Who's the real threat to democracy? Joe Biden, the kid sniffer. Take a look. Do you really believe that when people talk about the threat to democracy that Trump poses, do you really think that that is, is it equal to Biden? Listen, I can make the argument that President Biden is a much worse threat to democracy. And the reason for that is President Biden is the first candidate in history, the first president in history that has used the federal agencies to censor political speech. So to censor his opponent, I, you know, I can say that because I just won a case in the Federal Court of Appeals

and now before the Supreme Court. It shows that he started censoring not just me. 37 hours after he took the oath of office, he was censoring me. No president in the country has ever done that. The greatest threat to democracy is not somebody who questions election returns, but a president of the United States will use the power of his office to force the social media companies, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. No one finds this a little odd that this Democrat little activist guy

is complaining that CNN didn't censor an interview where RFK is talking about being censored. Did anyone else catch the irony of that? That's the modern liberal cancer cause right there. Censorship. That's their cause celebre right now is censorship. They're running on this. They're not even embarrassed about it.

You go back to what I was talking about earlier in the show, the Murthy versus Missouri case. They need an excuse to do it, to shut people like RFK down. So what's it going to be? It's going to be China's interfering in the election. We've got to talk to these social media companies. And one of the first emails they're going to send, if they get the okay, if they haven't sent it already, is, hey, man, you've got to ban this guy.

He's like a vaccine denier or something. He's no such thing. And don't believe the BS that this guy is going's like a vaccine denier or something. He's no such thing. And don't believe the BS that this guy is going to somehow harm Donald Trump more than he's going to harm Joe Biden. Ladies and gentlemen, that's rookie ball. That's total bullshit. The reason the Biden team is freaking out is precisely because this guy's going to do real damage because they have real headaches. And here's what they're afraid of. Here's what they're afraid of. I know I'm running out of time, but this is important.

They're afraid that people who have a natural revulsion towards Donald Trump, who are not going to believe what he says, even though what he says may be true. Let's say, for example, Donald Trump gives a speech on inflation and the border crisis. There are some anti-Trump people that just because Trump said it, they're not going to believe it. What the Biden team is panicked about is not just the loss of votes. They're also afraid that RFK is going to say things that Trump is saying and that it's not coming from Trump. The anti-Trump crowd is going to believe it. They don't want RFK talking about inflation. They don't want RFK talking about the border, talking about censorship, because the Trump people are then going to be like the anti-Trump people are going to be,

wow, maybe this makes sense. I heard that from Trump, too. And this guy's saying it, too. They definitely don't want him out there talking about inflation. Folks, it's been a disaster for them. I don't have time for that inflation clip. Can we do the Marjorie Taylor green? I want to add, today I've been a little frosty.

I'm sorry. It's just, man, just like we're closing in. And every day I got to read some new story that just, I swear, man, that's like a tick burying under my skin.

So I want to leave you on a little bit of a good note. Did you see that this apparently happened last month? And I must completely condemn myself for this. A hundred percent. How I didn't see this and missed this and did not give you this glorious piece of video at the end of a show for no educational value whatsoever, other than our own collective enjoyment, is my fault. And shame, shame on me. You should never watch again how I missed this. There's Marjorie Taylor Greene on the House floor.

And Jamie Raskin, that goofball Democrat pee-pee hoax guy, he wants to break in and he wants to ask a stupid question. And Marjorie Taylor Greene lets him know, nah, I'm not going to yield because your question's probably stupid because you're a moron. Take a look at this. Chairman, I yield back. Will the gentleman yield for a question?

No, I will not yield to one of your stupid questions that are always attacking me and attacking President Trump. How about a mediocre question? No, I do not want your question. An excellent question? No. A smart question? No, my time.

An intelligent question? You have no smart or intelligent questions. How did I miss that? Folks, my job as a content producer is to bring you the best. How the hell did I miss that? This is how this is the cutesy time is over in action. There's no more playing nice with these people. You want to play nice with these people? Go get a dog. Okay. Go find a pet somewhere. That's exactly how you handle these idiots. I can't emphasize this enough. Ridicule, the power of pointing out absurdity, because there's no natural response. You see how Raskin doesn't even know what to say?

He goes, oh, maybe I'll ask a smart question, which is kind of a dopey thing to say. He's almost implicating himself in asking a stupid question in advance. This is how you handle these idiots. And for those out there on the swampy right saying, oh, my gosh, Dan, you shouldn't be supporting this. This is kind of a lack of decorum, a lack of decorum. You got a guy in the White House right now sniffing kids. He has no cognitive function. What's he's probably wearing diapers for all the hell we know. We're supposed to be doing some decorum game.

What? While the country goes down in flames? Get lost, man. I got two kids to worry about. Worry about you and your stupid ass decorum? I went out the window a long time ago when you invented the whole peepee hoax and started calling us all Nazis. We'll take a hard pass. When you want to play by Robert's

rules of order and get back to some normal where we both kind of agree like we won't do this or that. You let us know when you're interested in stuff like that. Until then, sorry. That's exactly how you deal with these idiots. All right, folks. Sorry.

A little frosty today. But like I said, it's like digging in. And I know the consequences of what's going to happen in November if we lose. And I just don't like quitters, man. And all day yesterday, the abortion people. Oh, we're going to lose Florida. God forbid we actually have to fight for something for once. We ain't fighting for human life.

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