The Dan Bongino Show - The Real Joe Biden Story isnt Pretty # 966 (Ep 966)
Episode Date: April 25, 2019In this episode I address the Joe Biden campaign announcement for President and the many scandals he’ll have to deal with. I also address the key question being left out of the debate about Spygate ...scandal. News Picks: Joe Biden jumps in the Presidential race. Disgraced former FBI Director Jim Comey donated thousands to this Democrat presidential candidate. Bernie Sanders’ insane new plan would allow 183,000 convicted murderers to vote from prison. Unsurprisingly, it looks like the “Trump tapes” rumor was nonsense the entire time. Copyright Dan Bongino All Rights Reserved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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dan bongino all right welcome to the dan bongino show producer joe how are you today man full of
vim and vigor ready to go babe yeah i'll bet man we got a email from a guy who knew joe yesterday
sent us a picture of joe's rocker days pa Paulo was astonished to find out that Joe was a pretty popular musician back in the day.
I already knew this story.
Shame on me for not telling Paulo about it.
But yeah, well, you know, if Joe allows us one of these days, we'll throw up the picture.
You'll see Joe in his rocker days.
Really, you look like the Beatles, you know, but one of the good-looking Beatles.
Well, thank you.
It's pretty cool, man.
Thank you very much.
So yeah, Joe's pretty cool.
And a shout-out to Zach who sent me that stuff.
Joe's a multifaceted guy.
Yeah, man, it's cool.
So that was very nice of you.
All right.
All right, I got a stacked show for you today.
Joe Biden, Sleepy Joe, has announced he's running for president.
Oh, boy, do we got a list of Joe Biden scandals he's going to have to deal with.
We got old ones.
We got new ones.
We got medium old ones. We got medium rare ones.
We have well done ones.
Joe Biden's list of scandals.
I'm looking around for a thick book is like this big.
We'll cover that.
I have also some really, really good information
from a source of mine.
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I was waiting for the bell there. Needed the bell to get gets me in the mood.
OK, so Joe Biden announced this morning with a video for president, a disturbing video where he repeats the lie about Charlottesville,
where President Trump said, I completely condemn the white supremacists. That's a direct quote, by the way, completely condemn them.
Of course, Biden has to resort
to identity politics in his video.
He announced he's running for president
and plays the Charlottesville Cuts
because this is all Joe Biden has.
I made an appearance on Fox this morning
and I was talking about that
because Joe Biden can't run on his record,
ladies and gentlemen.
The worst recovery from a recession
in modern US history
was under the Obama-Biden presidency and vice u.s history was under the uh obama biden
presidency and vice presidency the obamacare rollout was a disaster obamacare was a disaster
premiums are up deductibles are up the website crashed multiple times they couldn't even figure
out how to activate a website excuse me they took over the student loan market that's been a debacle
their effort at red tape destroyed wages, destroyed productivity.
They averaged less than 2 percent growth rates.
The Obama Biden agenda was the first presidency, vice presidency in American history in eight years to never listen to me, never reach 3 percent annualized growth rates.
You understand how bad that is? Think about how long. We're up to 45
presidents now. 45 presidents have served with vice presidents. And Obama and Biden are the first
ones, the first ones to ever go through eight years, go through any year, four or eight years,
or even shorter than that. Some had to leave earlier. Some of them died of natural causes.
Some were killed.
I mean, JFK.
But some of them didn't even complete their term.
They were the first ones to never, ever, ever reach 3% growth rates.
Ever.
That is a rare distinction.
What is he going to run on?
So he can't run on this productive, fruitful, prosperous eight-year record.
So what does he do?
He goes right back to the canard.
Donald Trump's a racist.
I mean, he doesn't have anything else.
What do we call him, Joe?
The istophobic phobophobes.
Yes, sir.
When the Democrats don't have anything to run on, they go back to the istophobic phobophobe agenda.
You call someone a racist, a misogynist,
a transphobe, homophobe, Islamophobe.
That's all they have. Now, the strategy
is very clear. The reason they do
this is for a reason. It's not because any of it's true
that Republicans have
any of these characteristics. It's just a lie. It's made
up. It's a fabrication. It's a lie.
I think everybody gets that. Sane
people, that is. But
the strategy is very clear and distinct.
The strategy is this.
The strategy is to get you to hate the Republicans, not get you to like the Democrats.
In other words, their ideas are always grossly unpopular.
We're going to raise your taxes.
We're going to nationalize your health care.
You get it.
We're going to force your kids into schools they don't want to go to.
So rather than getting you to vote for their agenda, they get you to hate the republicans mitt romney's a racist
john mccain is a racist donald trump is a racist george bush is a racist it's all they do they
don't believe any of this stuff um as evidenced by their newfound love for mitt romney being that
he's attacking donald trump now they just do it because they figure if they can get you to hate the other side, you will by default support them.
This is exactly where Biden went with his video.
Now, I think it was a really bad idea.
Not here to give the Joe Biden team any advice.
But the Biden team should have taken the Bill Clinton approach with his launch.
The Hope Arkansas video.
Look at me, a kid from Hope Arkansas.
He blew it. Now, I'm going to go over this. I've got a couple minutes to dig into the
Biden stuff because I want you to have a comprehensive scope of what's going on with
this. I'm going to give you the ups and the downs to this so you have an idea of, and we say, why
would you give us the ups to a Biden presidency? Because you have to know what the threats are.
A lot of you went to business school. You ever do SWOT analysis?
Strength, weakness, opportunities, threats.
How do you leverage a strength by taking advantage of an opportunity?
How do you mitigate a weakness by mitigating a threat?
You do the matrix.
You know, it's actually pretty helpful if you run a business to do that kind of stuff.
Well, this is kind of a quick SWOT analysis here of the Biden presidential run. We have to know what his
strengths and weaknesses are so we can take advantage of him. First, let's go to his weaknesses
because there are many. This guy has a scandal volume the size of War and Peace. He has so many
scandals he's going to have to deal with that are going to be unearthed again now that he's going to
be at the top of the ticket and not at the bottom that
he is somehow going to have to address i want to hat tip a twitter account at howard mortman i don't
know who this guy is but i saw this tweet this morning he had this video clip now i'm keep in
mind i'm not even talking about the new scandals these are some of the old scandals pay attention
to this cuts a little over a minute but it's critical don't forget the old joe the old scandals. Pay attention to this cut. It's a little over a minute, but it's critical. Don't forget the old Joe Biden scandals.
I'll go into the Ukraine stuff, the new stuff, in a minute.
But back in the day when Joe Biden was running in 1987 in a crowded Democrat field against what would eventually be George H.W. Bush,
Biden had to drop out early because of two major scandals that hit him back then.
Watch this old footage.
It's grainy.
The audio is not great, but Joe did a good job of cleaning it up.
I want you to listen to this.
Here's old Joe Biden scandal, chapter one.
The chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee is the man in the dock for using other people's
words without credit and being less than truthful about the credits he received at law school
and at college. I do it with incredible reluctance and it makes me angry. words without credit and being less than truthful about the credits he received at law school and
at college. I do it with incredible reluctance and it makes me angry. I'm angry with myself
for having been put in the position, put myself in the position of having to make this choice.
And I am no less frustrated with the environment of presidential politics.
Be that as it may, I've concluded that I will stop being a candidate for president of the United States.
Biden's troubles began just two weeks ago in Iowa,
with reports he had plagiarized a speech by England's priory Labour Party leader, Neil Kinnock.
Why am I the first Kinnock in a thousand generations to be able to get to university?
Why is it that Joe Biden is the first in his family ever to go to a university?
There was more.
A videotape caught Biden at a neighborhood coffee in New Hampshire, making exaggerated
claims about his college record.
Went back to law school and, in fact, ended up in the top half of my class.
In fact, as Biden finally conceded, he finished near the bottom of his class.
Today it was Biden, earlier this year, Gary Hart.
With Democrats falling like flies, can anyone survive the intense scrutiny of modern campaigns?
Most insiders still say yes, but they say the candidates must recognize that in an age of instant communications, you have to keep your facts straight.
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Oh boy, old Sleepy Joe, Let's not forget the old scandals.
Chapter one, the foreword to the book, Joe Biden's scandal volume one.
So we have two scandals that have been forgotten about largely after the eight years where he attached himself to President Obama.
Scandal number one was the plagiarism scandal where he gives that speech.
I am the first.
Why am I the first one in my family?
A speech he ripped from that Labor Party leader in the United Kingdom.
Totally plagiarized the speech, which is I can't even tell you how lame that is.
Now, I've given, gosh, I don't even know, a thousand speeches or so somewhere close to that.
You know, there are ideas and themes that are always shared amongst people.
You know, are you better off now
than you were four years ago?
I mean, you could rephrase that
a thousand different ways in Reign Given.
But the point is he ripped the speech,
like the exact words that he took out
the UK guy's name.
The UK guy's like,
why am I the first one in my family
to go to college?
What does Joe Biden do?
He just puts his own name in there.
Insert here.
Why is Joe Biden?
Dude, he just puts his own name in there.
This is so great.
This is sleepy Joe.
He was so sleepy, he couldn't even write his own speech.
Why is Joe?
You know what, Joe?
You know when you're swearing in like i did at
the secret service in the nypd i state your name and there's always one guy or woman who goes i
state your name and actually says stay here that's joe i'm surprised when he gave that speech
he didn't say the other guy's name why am i what was What was the guy's name? Neil Carrick. Why am I Neil Carrick? I mean, Joe Biden.
Joe Biden.
No, no, Joe.
Scratch that.
Joe Biden.
Why am I?
Neil Carrick.
The first guy.
I mean, Joe.
Gosh, can you write your own material?
And the problem is, as I'll get to in a second, when Joe writes his own material, you get
a gaffe machine.
You know, we're going to put you all back in chain.
You're going to put people back in chain you're gonna put people
back in chains are you crazy did you just say that to a largely african-american audience that's not
my word that's joe biden's words i mean this is the woke generation you can't say that why would
you that's good that's a you know how offensive that is i mean do i have to explain that seriously
we have to explain on the dan bongino show why telling a group of African-Americans attending a speech year
is that you're going to put them back in chains?
Does that really require an explanation why that's offensive?
You know what, Joe?
Go, please, go back to plagiarizing speeches.
Stop writing your own material.
Joe, we always talk about marginality right nothing's
black or white like you know it's not like heat or no heat in winter it's how much heat and the
problem now is not is joe gonna get in trouble or is he not it's not binary the question now joe can
we both agree is how much trouble joe biden's gonna get himself in with his gas i would argue
here i would make the case and let me know if you agree, Joe,
that Joe Biden will get in less trouble if he plagiarizes every single speech for plagiarism
than he would if he invents his own speeches and starts telling an African-American audience
how he's going to put them back in chains. It's too bad that that's the safe choice.
Oh my God. You know what? It is too bad. No, he said they're going to be you know what it is too bad no he said they're gonna put you you're talking
about the republicans put them back in chase it doesn't matter it is so grossly offensive
then he had the other one i didn't even get the scandal number two the other one but remember
the other one about about obama how he's the first clean african-american candidate what
guys listen the chains thing and this i'm serious and ladies out there
it's really offensive to have to talk about this and it's uncomfortable you can probably tell
but joe biden actually said this stuff they're gonna put you all back in chains that was actually
said i can play the cup i don't want to bore you to death because you're gonna see it a thousand
times on on cable news everywhere else today the comment about when he was asked about Obama, hey, man, what a great story.
The guy's clean.
He can speak well.
He's articulate.
What?
Would you say that about a white guy?
I don't understand.
Like, he's clean?
What does that mean?
Like, he takes a shower?
Obama takes a shower.
This guy bathes, man.
He bathes.
And, whoa, he bathes?
What the hell does that mean?
And he can speak well.
Okay, the guy
went to college. Smart guy.
What does that even mean?
But this is Biden.
I thought language was supposed to matter,
right, Joe? Remember that story I told
you about a while ago? I read a story.
I was hosting a morning show in Washington
D.C. at the time. I was guest hosting hosting and i read a piece that it was now offensive to call uh gay people homosexual
or or homosexual gay i i'm dead serious right there i don't remember which word remember we've
talked about this a lot yeah i don't remember what was if and i don't know why that is why i don't
know i'm in other words words, the piece was,
you're not supposed to call people who are gay homosexual.
It may have been the other way around,
that it's now offensive.
Like someone just said, as of today, this is offensive.
And I remember going on the air saying,
I had never heard this rule.
Like who invented this rule?
People, when they're talking about topics
related to the gay community,
they talk about the use of those words.
Words have always been used.
I mean, they're not meant to be in any way pejoratives or expletives
or anything nasty.
And I was shocked at how the left instantaneously rewrites speech codes.
But I explained to you on the show many times why they do it.
They do it because they want to take you by surprise
in case you use the wrong word. He said
gay. So
the guy is gay. You're not allowed to say
gay. You're supposed to call him homosexual. What?
Gotcha. Well, who said that?
Gotcha. Right. It's a gotcha
moment. So my point of bringing
this up is if speech matters
and the left is constantly rewriting speech
codes to getcha and gotcha people
we gotcha, we got you, we got you,
then how does Joe Biden get away with, you know,
a black candidate for president is unusual because he's clean.
How does he get away with that?
How does he get away with they're going to put you all back in chains?
Or this comment about the 7-Elevens in Delaware.
Oh, yeah.
Remember, you can't go in a 7-Eleven
without an Indian accent or whatever.
He said, what?
Wait, again, I thought this was the woke generation.
How's he going to get away with that?
So, Joe, go back to plagiarizing speeches.
You'll be much better off.
Scandal number two from volume one
of the Joe Biden scandal.
Because everybody thinks like,
oh, Joe Biden, he's just this innocent guy.
Lunch bucket Joe from Scranton.
He's in it for the working man.
No, he's not in it for the working man.
Your wages were down and the economy you were working in during his eight years as vice president stunk to the heavens.
It was the worst economy.
We're coming out of a recession we've ever seen in the United States.
Don't take my word for it look it up yourself but let's not forget the old stuff so we had the plagiarism
scandal we also had his lies about law school now listen i don't is that candidly speaking i don't
think this one's going to do a lot of damage but it's still out there joe biden is a known
hyperbolic fabricator he makes up stories all the time about how wonderful he is,
how great he is. And he was given that speech during, you know, in the 80s and at that event,
as you saw in the clip. And he's like, well, I went to law school and finished at the top of
my class. All right. Well, you know, Joe, if Joe Biden finished, say, in the 75th percentile,
I'd say, OK, maybe, okay, maybe not exactly the top,
but close to it. Even if he finished
at the 51st percentile of students,
you could say, all right, he finished
at least in the top half, right?
That's not what
happened. Biden finished at the
bottom of his class in law school.
You know, again, is this going to
damage him long term? I don't
think so. I mean, it probably didn't damage him for vice president.
Nah,
it probably,
people probably gloss over it.
But the point is the guy's a serial fabricator.
He just is with this nonsense.
It's pathetic.
I mean,
I finished at the top of my class.
Actually,
Joe,
you were at the bottom of the class.
How did you mess that one up?
By the way,
I can't stand when people talk about my education.
I brought it up on my personal educational CV By the way, I can't stand when people talk about my education. I brought it up on my
personal educational CV on the show, maybe four or five times in close to a thousand episodes,
and it was only in reference to topicality, because I can't stand when people do that.
Smart people don't have to tell other smart people they're smart. Remember G.I. Jane? People who
don't want to make statements don't make statements about not making statements. Just let it go.
Just let it go, Joe.
Okay.
Moving on.
This is the big one.
Now, I covered this in depth on my Biden special two weeks ago, three weeks ago or so, which you can go back to.
The Biden name is in the title of the show.
I'll try to get the episode.
Paula's pretty good with that.
Maybe we'll throw it up on the screen where I covered in depth this scandal. But i want to hit it quickly before we move on because they're going to be in a
world of trouble here joe biden and his son hunter are neck deep in a corruption scandal in ukraine
that i promise you is not going to go away here's the down and dirty in the lead. Joe Biden's son, Hunter, was hired to work for a
natural gas company in Ukraine called Burisma right after a very significant event related to
Ukraine in Joe Biden's vice presidency. Put up on the screen that headline from the Washington Post.
I want to show you, and this will pretty much explain it.
Washington Post article by Scott Wilson, dated, pay attention to the date, this is very important,
April 21st, 2014.
Here's the headline.
Biden arrives in Ukraine to show U.S. support as crisis with Russia continues.
Remember the date, April 21st, 2014.
Continues. Remember the date, April 21st, 2014.
Now, flip to the New York Times article about Joe Biden's son, Hunter, and his suspicious appointment.
He has no natural gas experience at all to a natural gas company in Ukraine that had some dealings in the country.
And Hunter Biden was making a lot of money.
This is from the New York Times. Headline, Joe Biden, his son,
and the case against a Ukrainian oligarch.
Remember the dates here.
Hunter Biden, 45, a former Washington lobbyist,
joined the Burisma board,
that's the Ukrainian gas company,
in April 2014.
That month, as part of an investigation into money laundering,
British officials froze London bank accounts containing 23 million that allegedly belonged to Mr. Zlochevsky.
Sorry, I'm saying his name wrong.
Who is one of the guys associated with the company.
Joe Biden visits Ukraine April 2014.
Hunter Biden April 2014 gets a lucrative appointment to abort in Burisma.
Biden's travels, Burisma appointment for Hunter.
Now, you may say, oh, well, Dan, that's just one big coincidence.
And coincidences do happen. Ukrainian officials were not currently investigating the transfer of large sums of money to Hunter Biden and companies he controls through Burisma under very suspicious circumstances.
And if there weren't a credible allegation out there by other Ukrainian lawmakers that the investigation into the transfer of said monies to Joe Biden's kid.
If that investigation weren't being suppressed.
We have the meat.
So, yes, you do.
Yes, we do.
You do.
Oh, boy.
Folks, this is going to be the story of the 2020 election.
By the way, I hate to keep plugging it,
but I'm putting a lot of work into it,
and I'm sorry to bother you with it.
But my second book, Exonerated, the failed takedown of President Donald Trump by the swamp.
It's out for preorder now on Amazon.
Hammers this topic.
My second book is going to become a big talking point for Joe Biden, for the Joe, but people in line against Joe Biden,
because it hammers them on this. I've got some killer information in there.
In other words, folks, there's an investigation into the transfer of money and this appointment,
this suspicious appointment onto the Burisma board of Hunter Biden's kid.
There's credible allegations out there in the media by sources of mine and others that there were pressure by U.S. officials to make
this investigation go away into Hunter Biden, Joe Biden's kid. This is going to be a huge deal.
This Ukrainian thing, I promise you, is not going to go away. Okay, I got one more. I'm going to
come back and get to it. There is some upside for Biden, which I'll get to. And I only do it not to give them hints.
But so you understand how, yes, he's very weak.
I understand he's weak, but we have to address some of his strengths as well or else we're
not going to understand how to mitigate them.
That's important.
It's an important component of this show.
We do.
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a lot big joe biden has name id now think about it some of you may this may sound kind of almost
tautological for some but those of you haven't run or been in
a campaign, it may not be. When you go to vote in a primary, it's different from a general because
there's no party line distinction. So when you go in a general, you can cheat. When you go down,
forget the presidency, because everybody knows the presidential candidates. When you go down
ballot to state delegate races and things like that, let's be honest, a lot of us are working,
we're really busy. You don't have the time to research every candidate but you know what joe you get to cheat a little bit you know there's a republican and a democrat or a libertarian and an
independent and you say well i'm a republican that's my guy or that's my woman on the ballot
you vote for him right even if you've never heard of the name come on we've all done at some point
it's happened when i was younger i voted straight line republican you don't get to do that in a primary when you go to show up
there's no cheat sheet it's a name and where they're from sometimes not even that well i mean
the where they're from but joe it'll say Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg, Bernie Sanders.
And Joe, what do a lot of people do?
They go with the name they recognize.
Of course, yeah.
So Joe Biden's strengths and why I think he may, at a minimum, I'm not sure he's going to win the nomination,
but ride this thing out to the end is his name ID.
Now, secondly, many of these ballots are alphabetical.
It was an advantage I had in my first primary.
Ah, yes.
My name starts with a B.
Now, I wasn't on top on my first ballot, but I was the second name from the top.
And coincidentally, the guy on top in that race where I was, I mean, folks, nobody knew who I was in that first ballot.
I won that primary with a plurality of the vote, but nobody knew who I was. The guy on top, absolutely nobody knew who this
guy was. I think he jumped in 10 minutes before they printed the ballot. His name was, what was
it? Was it Joseph Alexander? I think I'd have to look at the, I think I'm pretty sure it was
Joseph Alexander. This is the most, yeah, I still don't know. This is the most famous this guy's ever going to be.
He jumps in at the last minute.
He leapfrogs me in the ballot.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think he got 9% of the vote.
I'm telling you, because I remember the race well.
He jumped in at the last minute.
I don't think the guy did one campaign event.
That 9% of the vote, Joe, was what?
It was people walking in and checking off
the first name they saw now by biden's gonna have the advantage of being on top of the ballot and
he's gonna be the guy people recognize most this is gonna be a big deal so biden has a lot as a
chair now i bring this up because a lot of these primaries also are plurality wins.
You have pluralities and majorities.
In other words, many of these primaries, you don't need to get 51% of the vote.
You just need to get one more vote than the last guy.
Remember the old joke, Joe, you're with your friend, you're being chased by a bear.
Do you have to outrun the bear?
No, no, I just have to outrun you.
That's right.
Because the bear will get you first.
He'll eat you when I'm gone.
That's the Biden thing. Biden doesn't have to outrun the bear. He you first. He'll eat you when I'm gone. That's the Biden thing.
Biden doesn't have to outrun the bear.
He just has to outrun Bernie.
Now, in a plurality race, like I said, my first Senate race, I won with only 33% of
the vote, the primary, which was a big surprise to everybody, sometimes me included, right?
Because we had no money.
right? Because we had no money.
Biden could win some of these primaries
in a 19, 20, maybe
22 to 23 person field.
Who knows who else is going to jump in?
He could win, Joe, with potentially
20% of the vote. That's it.
Yeah.
Because now, as someone said,
I think it was Ed Henry said to me on Fox & Friends this morning,
it's a good question. He said, well, you know, the plurality
thing will work for Bernie and him too. And
Ed is right. It will.
But the problem is Joe Biden right now,
if he runs as a fake
centrist, which I think he will, he's not a centrist.
He's going to run, he's going to be a leftist,
but he's going to run as Lunchbucket Joe.
He's going to try to take the centrist lane, Joe.
You understand where I'm going with this? Oh yeah, absolutely.
If he runs as a moderate,
he has the moderate lane right now. It's fake moderate If he runs as a moderate, he has the moderate lane right now.
It's fake moderate, just to be clear.
But he has the moderate lane to himself because there's really no one else who's getting any traction who's in that lane.
I mean, who else do you have?
John Delaney, who I ran against.
I like John.
I ran against him.
He's a Democrat.
He's actually a very nice guy.
He's trying to claim the moderate lane now.
But if you're hearing his name for the first time on the show,
I just made my point.
Joe Biden right now, unless Delaney gets some traction,
effectively has the moderate lane exclusively to himself.
So if Biden takes the moderate lane with 20, 25% of the vote
and the rest of the 75% is split up,
19% Bernie, 18% Buttigieg, 17% Kamala Harris,
10% Elizabeth Warren, 9% Patow.
I can't even remember half the other people run.
Julian Castro, 2%.
I mean, Joe Biden can win this thing
with 20, 30% of the vote.
I mean, in my race, I won with 33% of vote
and there were 10 candidates.
There's going to be upwards of 19.
So we have to be cautious of this. And why
do we have to be cautious of this? Because you might say,
Dan, why are we worried about this? You're talking about the primary.
Because of a very
key voting change.
I think this is the most thorough analysis.
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be
sound pretentious here in any way, like
celebrate, be self-celebratory,
but this is a pretty thorough analysis.
I think having run before,
I can give you kind of the inner workings
of how this stuff works.
There's a lot of nuances
that you wouldn't normally hear about, Dan.
Yeah, so that's good.
Yes.
If Joe Biden can skip through
a significant number of states
with 25% of the votes
that have proportionality,
he'll get enough delegates that he will not be
at the convention on the first ballot the choice.
There will be a brokered convention somehow.
There will have to be multiple votes.
On the second ballot, on the second ballot,
the Democrat superdelegates jump back in.
I only bring this up because the superdelegates
are always, always
establishment guys.
Ladies, gentlemen, do you think the
superdelegates who are
unquestionably Democrat
establishmentarians, they're not the
radicals, they're the establishment people.
Do you think they're going to go with
Bernie or Biden? They're going to go
with Biden, of course.
So keep this in mind.
Name ID, plurality primaries, and the potential for a one, two, or three ballot convention.
Biden has the advantage in every one of those things.
He's very dangerous when it comes to getting a nomination.
That's why we have to keep talking about this guy's litany of scandals.
This is serious stuff.
You know, the law school stuff, not so much.
The plagiarism stuff, eh, it's pretty ugly.
But the Ukraine stuff and his son are absolutely devastating.
Okay, I got some good stuff.
Don't go anywhere.
I've got an interesting point.
You know, let me just tease this for a second.
Remember a week ago or so, Joe, we the show on john brennan and clapper and how i said how john brennan was lying john
brennan has said repeatedly on television up on capitol hill yeah i remember brennan the former
cia director under obama that he did not see the dossier until december of 2016, which I've argued repeatedly is not possible
because Brennan briefed Harry Reid and the Gang of Eight
in August of 2016.
Remember, he says he hasn't seen the dossier until December.
And components of that briefing
were clearly about information in the dossier
because Harry Reid wrote a letter after that briefing to the FBI
that contained elements of the dossier right Harry Reid wrote a letter after that briefing to the FBI that contained elements of
the dossier. Right
after the Brennan meet.
So I said to you, Brennan has to be lying.
Thanks to
27.9
my buddy
there, he brings up a
good point.
Maybe John Brennan wasn't lying, Joe.
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to be clear what we're talking about get the lead out was brennan really lying when he said he hadn't
seen the dossier until december or is brennan playing a little word game keep that in mind
because now i'm gonna lay out in a little more detail what I'm talking about. I think I heard the word.
I think this is going to blow your mind.
Yeah, I think you did too.
All right.
The leftist talking point now on this, because now the collusion is dead.
We know that.
It was a hoax.
The Mueller report's conclusive on it.
We've known that from the start.
We didn't need the Mueller report.
But now the tides have turned, and I like it.
I forget it was Rudy Giuliani who called Crossfire Hurricane the investigation of the Trump Crossfire Boomerang?
Because now it's coming back, and now we're starting to look at Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,
and others and their involvement in the biggest political spying scandal of our generation.
So the spying is very serious, ladies and gentlemen.
I can't believe we're having this conversation on my show where we have to readdress this.
But the left is treating the fact that a political administration, the Barack Obama administration,
engaged their political opponents with human spies and weaponized intelligence operations.
They're treating it like it's no big deal.
And they're saying, well, you know, it was a spy.
Yeah, they may have spied, but there was a reason to do so.
We thought the Russians were interfering in our election.
So, number one, I have it it lined out point one through five the democrats are arguing this point one that there was a predicate for this okay pretty soon
so you're ready for this the liberals are going to give up denying that the obama team and the
biden team spied trust me they're going to let this, because there's no, it's a nonsense argument.
They're going to give it up, and their transition,
I have not been wrong on any of these predictions.
Their next talking point, Joe, is going to be,
yeah, but it was for a reason.
There was a predicate.
Some of them are doing it now.
You can't deny anymore the spy.
So you see my point here?
They're not going to deny it.
They're just going to say it was adequately predicated in other words there was a reason to spy yeah sure
here's your response and it'll feed into this brennan dossier stuff ladies and gentlemen the
fisa courts they use to spy have to show two things evidence of a crime first you're not just
allowed to walk into the fISA court, the surveillance courts,
these secret courts we use to prosecute terrorists,
and just make stuff up.
You have to show two things,
that the target you're looking to surveil
is acting on behalf of a foreign government,
is a foreign agent.
But you have to show that they're doing it
in violation of U.S. law.
Ladies and gentlemen,
acting on behalf of a foreign agent is not even remotely illegal.
There are lobbyists in this country who file under FARA, the Foreign Agent Registration Act, who lobby the U.S. government all the time.
It's not illegal.
Foreign affairs are a big deal.
Foreign governments pay people to lobby on their behalf.
However unsavory you may think that is, it is not even remotely illegal. So prong one by itself, they met with Russians, talk with
Russians, is irrelevant. It means nothing. Everyone on Capitol Hill, every single senator
or congressman has met with some foreign official at some point. Advocating on behalf of a foreign
policy that benefits that government because you think it
may benefit the united states too joe is not illegal prong two though is critical
doing so in violation of u.s law in other words taking a bribe from a foreign official is illegal. You have to meet both prongs, not just one,
acting on behalf of a foreign government
and doing so in violation of U.S. law.
So follow me here.
The Democrats are arguing, yes, we spied or are going to,
but don't worry, it was predicated.
We had the information to do it.
Your response should be, okay, well,
where is the charge that there is a foreign actor acting on behalf of a foreign government in violation of U.S. law?
What is that's the predicate, right, Joe? Because you need that to go to the FISA court.
That's it's not optional. You need to meet the two prongs.
So your question to them should be, well, who was the foreign actor acting in violation of U.S. law?
That was the predication you're referring to?
The necessary pre-step before you get to the, pun intended, before you get to the step of
actually spying. Good one. This is where they're, I don't know. They have no answer because the only
allegation of criminality, remember, foreign actor in violation of u.s law the only credible
allegation we have in violation of u.s law that meets that standard right now joe
is carter page and the allegation that carter page took a bribe from rosneft, the Russian oil company, to influence our sanctions policy
towards Russia,
Magnitsky and others.
Please fudge.
Is this confusing?
No, we're good so far.
Okay.
So Democrats are going to argue
they needed a predicate.
Secondly,
they don't have a predicate
because the only predicate information
about criminality
appears in the dossier.
Now, predicate because the only predicate information about criminality appears in the dossier now this is important so point number three was the only allegation of criminality in the dossier point number four you they're going to come back and say well the dossier fair enough that was
information produced by christopher steel and christeele was a reliable source and he just got it wrong. No, no, no, no, no.
Ladies and gentlemen, the information was not produced by Christopher Steele.
The information was produced by subsources who were Russian, who fed the information to Christopher Steele.
So point number five and the takeaway here before I tie this back to Brennan
and the major bombshell me and 279 talked about yesterday.
He's not like a member of the Borg, by the way.
I just don't want to give you his name or anything, obviously.
Christopher Steele was not the source. So the Democrats' the democrats argument that okay it was in the
dossier but it came from a reliable source time out it came from sub sources who were russian
as andy mccarthy a national review has pointed out numerous times one of the best lawyers i know worked for the
justice department ladies and gentlemen there is no such thing as vicarious credibility
because christopher steel had worked with the fbi before and he had on the soccer corruption case
gives him credibility not the subsource who fed him the information. That's called information laundering.
Think about why this is.
This is common sense.
You don't have to be some kind of genius here, Dano from Hawaii Five-0, to figure this out.
Book him, Dano.
If I have a reliable source, and I'm a cop who's fed me information on local drug dealers,
he's got a history of credibility so I can use them in the courts.
And then I get an unquestionable sore. I mean, excuse me, a questionable source,
but I really want to target someone anyway. I could just tell this questionable source who I
think is lying. Hey, just give the information to the other guy. And I'll say, I got it from
the other guy. Of course, that's not going to work.
There's no such thing as vicarious credibility.
Does that make sense?
There's no credibility by proxy.
The information either came from Steele or it didn't.
And it didn't.
So every argument they have
that spying happened, but it was predicated, but it was predicated on alleged criminality of dossier.
Okay, the dossier was bad, but it was from a reliable source.
It was not from a reliable source.
It was from Russians.
But wait.
But wait a second.
I thought it wasn't.
I thought that getting information from Russians was a bad thing.
Wait, where are we told that?
Joe, haven't we been told for two years now?
Yes.
That any attempt to influence an election by Russian actors is not only a bad thing.
It's impeachable.
It's criminal.
Everyone should go to jail.
We need a special counsel.
That is correct.
Yeah. Have you read the fisa
documents one of the most amazing ironies of this whole process is the fact that the fisa documents
themselves lay out the fact that the fbi was getting information from steel he was getting
from the russ. Ladies and gentlemen,
process what I'm telling you for a moment, please.
Please.
We have been told for two years
that Russian influence in our election is unacceptable.
And I can't believe I haven't gotten this out to you sooner.
But if you read the FISA documents themselves the FBI was taking information from the
Russians this can't get any simpler this is this does not require ombudsman Joe the FISA documents
themselves indicate the bureau was taking information from russians how is this not
talking point of now we not only we have two things now i didn't forget the brennan stuff
i'm gonna wrap that up in a second i'm gonna actually show you pieces of the pfizer document
we know hillary was connected to the russians that met don jr at trump tower through fusion
gps in one case and through her staff in the other case.
The intelligence guy, the Russian intel guy,
connected guy that shows up,
admits to knowing people on the Clinton staff.
Those are connections.
Clinton staff doesn't deny it, by the way.
And the Russian lawyer that shows up
is working for the company hired by Hillary Clinton
to gin up information on Trump.
So we know Hillary has Russian connections herself.
But the FBI themselves was taking information from Russians.
It's in the FISA.
Here's point number two.
Turn it all the way back to Brennan now.
So Brennan's indicated he hasn't seen the dossier.
And if you notice, they always seem to dance around the word dossier and the word games now make all the sense in the world.
And I hammer this in my second book.
Put up on the screen this snippet from the FISA, hat tip to my buddy out there.
Read this and read this carefully.
This is a footnote in the FISA.
Source one redacted has been an FBI source since redacted date.
Source one's reporting.
Keep in mind, they're talking about steel.
Source one's reporting has been corroborated and used in criminal proceedings, and the FBI assesses source one to be reliable.
Again, they're talking about steel.
Source one. Oh, gosh, pay attention to this.
Source 1 has been compensated by the FBI,
and the FBI is unaware of any derogatory information
pertaining to Source 1.
Now, this is where it gets good.
Source 1, who now owns a foreign business intelligence firm, was approached by an identified U.S. person who indicated to Source One. Next slide, please. Set the background here.
worked with this guy before, Christopher Steele, and that he's credible. But he's also working for a US-based law firm, Perkins Coie, I'm going to fill in the blanks here, that hired the identified
US person to conduct research, we're talking about Simpson, regarding candidate one, Hillary
Clinton's ties to Russia. The identified US person hired Source One to conduct this research. The identified
person never advised Source One as to the motivation behind the research into Candidate
One's ties to Russia. They're talking about Trump there. The FBI speculates that the identified U.S.
person was likely looking for information that could be used to discredit Candidate One's
campaign. Wait, goes on. Listen to this this source one tasked his sub source wait i
thought source one was the source to collect the requisite information after source one received
information from the sub source described herein source one provided the information to the
identified u.s person who had hired source one and he provided it to the FBI.
Oh, man, is this damaging.
Now, you're probably listening or watching along thinking,
I don't get it.
Oh, did I get it ever yesterday?
Notice how that footnote, Joe, makes a clear distinction between Christopher Steele and Glenn Simpson's information, which they gave to candidate to Hillary Clinton.
And they say, and he was working with the FBI.
Right. say and he was working with the fbi all right now are the word games starting to make sense
the dossier they're gonna this is where they're gonna go with this mark my words
the fbi and the cia are gonna say we had nothing to do with the dossier joe
that was a political document handed off to candidate one.
No, candidate two, Hillary Clinton's team.
We didn't have anything to do with it.
We got our information from Steele, not the dossier.
You may say, but Dan, I don't get it.
It's the same information, which it was.
I see where you're going now.
Carter Page took the, you get it?
Yeah.
But it gives you what?
took the you get it but it gives you what it gives you plausible deniability and it allows you to play word games in other words brennan may be right joe i didn't see the dossier until
december it doesn't matter the fbi was working with steel you see where i'm going with this
in other words i tried to explain this to a a friend of mine working on a book with right i said it's the equivalent of me taking an index card joe armacost robbed the bank right handing
it off to a political person telling people from that political person from that political person
that information to call the fbi about the information and then the fbi going we never
saw the index card it doesn't matter you saw was, you know what was on the index card.
Does that make sense?
Now the Brennan, Brennan probably wasn't lying.
I didn't see the dossier until December.
But you knew what was in it.
That's the point.
Now it is Devin Nunes and his, this line he keeps bringing up about how there were no
formal intelligence transfers.
This was all informal stuff.
Now it makes sense.
Christopher Steele had been working
with the FBI the whole time.
The dossier doesn't matter.
I use the terms the dossier
and the Steele information interchangeably,
but I have to be careful about that in the future
because now the word games make sense.
Oh, we didn't use the dossier.
We didn't use it. It doesn't matter matter you use the spurious charges in it read the footnote the fives is
clear as day oh they were working with them on this other stuff it's the same stuff it's the same
stuff so there's two takeaways from that Pfizer footnote.
If you want to check it out on YouTube,
you can,
youtube.com slash Bungie.
I read it for you,
so it doesn't really matter,
but there's two takeaways.
Takeaway number one is that they're playing word games.
We didn't see the dossier.
You were working with Steele.
You admitted it in a Pfizer. It doesn't matter if you saw the actual piece of paper.
Bingo.
You knew what was on it you're just playing
word games because brennan's not stupid i wondered this the whole time why does he keep saying this
i didn't see it till december because he's probably not lying
he's being malicious disingenuous and corrupt which he is but he's playing malicious, disingenuous, and corrupt, which he is,
but he's playing word games, and the FBI's about to do it too.
We didn't see the dossier. That was political stuff.
It's the same stuff.
You admitted you're working with the guy who put his name on the dossier, but the second takeaway is critical too in there.
It cites a subsource.
What do you mean a subsource?
There's no subsources.
There's no crying in baseball.
You're either the source and you're credible or you're not.
The FBI lays out their own problem.
We deem this source credible.
He's not the source.
You said it right there.
There's no vicarious credibility, which leads us to takeaway number three.
I thought taking Russian information from subsources was bad.
You're admitting to it in your own FISA document.
Folks, this is explosive stuff.
Now, just to hammer this home, Congressman John Radcliffe from Texas was on with Jason Chaffetz on Monday night.
And I got two quick video clips from this of Ratcliffe kind of hinting around some of the problems to come for them on the future on this exact stuff.
Play cut one. Here's the problem, Jason.
As you know, Trey Gowdy and I, I think, were the only two Republicans that had the opportunity to see that probable cause evidence, to see all of those FISA applications in unredacted form. And they centered around
something called the Steele dossier, which was entirely false and fake. And now Bob Mueller says
it was false and fake. Because remember, the Steele dossier said that Carter Page was at the
center of a well-developed conspiracy between the Trump campaign and the Russian government.
Carter Page wasn't charged. He was never going to be charged.
The idea that he was a Russian agent was a joke.
So the folks at the Justice Department, like Jim Comey and Andy McCabe and the folks at Sally Yates and others that verified this, they've got some explaining to do.
Oh, do they ever.
Ratcliffe hits two takeaways.
Again, he's using the term, as I have, I'm not knocking him.
I'm going to try to clean it up in my second book.
He's using the terms dossier and steal information interchangeably.
Understand they're not the same thing.
The information's the same.
But it's a word game they're going to play.
I think I just set that up.
But notice the point he makes, which goes back to point uh point three adjustment the only allegation of criminality necessary to spy on the trump team appears in the steel information or the dossier which again he's using interchangeably that's it
it doesn't appear anywhere else and he makes point number two the information was never verified
the woods procedure i've told you this a thousand times
the woods procedure mandates it be verified now they've in other words the fbi said this
information from steel from russians really is all good it was not good now the second uh video
clip is damning because ratcliffe as he just said has actually seen the fizes unredacted
he's seen something on the fisa that is going to be damning. Play the second cut.
But what about the FISA court itself? I mean, is the FISA court to blame for this?
I mean, were they just snookered?
No, not necessarily, Jason, because remember what they receive when they're asked to
grant a warrant to spy on Carter Page.
The first thing they see in big, bold letters are verified application, all capitals. So Jim Comey
and Sally Yates and everyone else that signed off on those are verifying to the court what's in
there. And they're verifying that Christopher Steele was a credible source. They're verifying that the Steele dossier
had been corroborated. None of that was true. So the folks that signed off on that, the court can
only know what they are told. And they weren't told that Christopher Steele was out to get Donald
Trump. They weren't told that the Steele dossier was paid for by Hillary Clinton. So the court really was at the mercy of the people who verified this information.
That's what Bill Barr is going to look at. That's what he's promised to look at.
That's what we need him to look at to hold folks accountable.
Yes. Thank you, Congressman Radcliffe. The linchpin to this whole case against them is going to be the Woods procedure.
They stamped in big, bold letters, in all caps, according to Radcliffe,
on the front of the warrant to spy on the Trump team, verified application.
They didn't verify any of it.
It was fake.
They raised their right hands.
They swore it was all true.
They signed. They signed off.
It was all
fake.
We have been talking about
this Woods procedure from the start.
Thank you, Congressman Ratcliffe, for summing it up
quickly and eloquently.
It was a verified application
that had not been verified.
It was all fake.
I only played that cut
because I get a lot of emails from people
furious at the FISA court.
Dan, what is the FISA court?
Where are they?
I'm not suggesting,
they should be acting quick.
I think they're waiting for the IG report to come out.
But I'm not sure, matter of fact, I'm reasonably confident
the FISA court was not in on this at all.
The FISA court saw a big, thick application of information
that seemed devastating.
Carter Page took a bribe.
And on the front, it said verified.
The judge is not an investigator right he's a
judge or she right they assuming the investigators aren't lying when they said they verified it but
they were oh this is gonna get really really good all right folks thanks again for tuning in
it was a really stacked show today motored through it pretty fast but i think we got a lot of
information out there and i think that's a pretty big picture
of the problem with
the Steele dossier and the Steele information
distinction, and secondly,
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