The Dan Bongino Show - This Is Easily The Worst Interview I've Ever Seen (Ep. 2345)

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

Shortly after Kamala's "Call Her Daddy" podcast appearance, the sitting VP made an appearance on 60 minutes. Unsurprisingly, it is a painful watch. In this episode, I'll cover why the Harris campaign is finally getting out to do these interviews as well as an investigation into why FEMA cannot scrape together enough funds for the hurricane victims. White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre promoted to senior adviser: Exclusive The U.S. Already Soaks the Rich Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

get ready to hear the truth about america on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host dan bongino folks let me just throw this out there right away not that you would ever tune into the show for my uh ravishing good looks because there aren't any i get that i definitely have a face for audio content but what whatevs, we deal with it. I may be a little sweaty today. We've been dealing with a lot. They were testing our generator. We've got this hurricane that's going to zip across the state.

We don't know if it's going to hit us as a one or a tropical storm or just high winds. We're on the East Coast, but you get the point. How it cuts across matters. I've got family in my house, too, so I'm sure we had to get the.... How it cuts across matters. I've got, you know, family in my house, too. So I'm sure we had to get the they turn the generator off. And I want to bore you with the details. So a lot of this stuff wasn't really working.

The air conditioner, you all can probably deal with it. So if I look a little sweaty today, it's not because I'm sick or under interrogation. It's just we're dealing with a lot. I got my cousin and her family here as well. They live on the West Coast. They are directly in the impact zone. So, you know, it's pretty sad to why they just moved down here a couple of years ago. They've been smoked twice already by hurricanes. So to all my fellow Floridians, you know, buckle down, get ready. I'm sure your preparedness is done. You can read all

those lists about what to do. You certainly don't need to hear it from me, but just know that obviously I'm thinking about you and also the people in other states as well. Carolinas, Tennessee, and Georgia who got smoked by Helene. It happens, folks. It's part of living in Florida. We all wish it wasn't, but every place has their natural disasters. California has earthquakes. You've got tornadoes out in the flatland. This is just what we deal with. And let's hope we don't have to deal with what appears to be coming in in Tampa because it was really bad.

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All right, fellas, let's go. Guys, I got to tell you, I'm a little banged up today. I don't want to lie to you. I'm a little banged up today. I love being here with you guys, and I wouldn't trade it for the world. We obviously can take off if we want to. We don't want to lie to you. I'm a little banged up today. I love being here with you guys and I wouldn't trade it for the world. We obviously can take off if we want to. We don't want to. But my crew live here. I live here. And, you know, we live with the threat of this stuff all the time.

And when it's kind of beaten down your front door, it's just, it's exhausting. I have my, you know, my nephew here and he's a little boy, little boy Cody, and little kid. I mean, I haven't had little kids in a long time. And he's driving over from the West Coast with his mom, my cousin. And he's like, mommy, why do we have to do this again? His tummy hurts. He's anxious. So I just feel bad. We're adults. We can deal with it. But the kids, it's just a lot for them. So I have a lot to get to. I have a big show. Sorry for the extended open.

I hope you guys understand. I'm just dealing with a lot. And I feel like you're entitled to know what's going on in my life. First, folks, this metastasizing, grotesque, disgusting story that really epitomizes why government sucks. Government always sucks. Government is a metastasizing cancer in your life. There are two cancers in your life right now that will be the downfall of you and your family, government and the media. Cancerous, rotting, metastasizing, disgusting pustules of infected, stinking, rotted masses,

stinking like Rick Wilson's underarms in a freaking airport after a long flight. Fetid, disgusting, putrid, sulfur-smelling, stinking government media garbage people. Did you see this Washington Free Beacon story? Major scandal erupting around Biden-Harris. Biden, who's sitting around the beach with his legs spread, sunning his balls on the beach while everybody's freaking drowning, getting smoked by hurricanes.

Karine Jean-Pierre, like a little kid, I don't want to answer questions, running out. Kamala Harris, I was raised in a middle class family. No shit. We've heard it a hundred times. No shit. What are you doing for people in the hurricane zones in the United States who pay taxes, who are getting freaking smizzled now by another freaking hurricane. The answer is, Mayorkas, this corrupt piece of garbage, is out there shopping for high-end menswear. No! Yes! No. Yes! Washington Free Beacon.

DHS secretary, and I'm going to add a toy out here, piece of human garbage, Al Mayorkas, shops for high-end menswear as mass powder outages continue in North Carolina. Power outages. I like the Washington Free Beacon.

You might want to change that. Pass that power outages. The whole freaking place has been wiped out. What's Mayorkas doing? Mayorkas is like, oh, look, there's a picture. Look at him. Look at Big Al, folks. Look at Al. What do you got there?

What is that? You got like a Sergio Tichini? Remember the Tichinis back you guys, remember? What's he shopping for there? Like a little, you got some Gucci loafers? What do you got going on there? You're like, hey, I'm a size nine. Mayorkas, listen to me.

Folks, language alert, okay? You got small kids, get them in the other room. Hey, fuckstick, listen to me folks language alert okay you got small kids get them in the other room hey fuck stick listen to me here's what you do you're the dhs secretary you know what that stands for department of homeland security in the security part of that is not letting a big portion of the country float away okay get your stupid ass your stupid ass, your ass here. Take your ass. Here's your ass. You want to show it? Ass.

Take your ass. Right here. And put it in a seat and go to work, you lazy bum. That is a great point. Justin thought security meant securing his balls with high-end men's underwear with the

little hammock pouch. Oh look, they're secure. Check it out. Little pouch. Little pouch. Get your ass to work you lazy bum. Have we ever seen a more incompetent

bureaucrat in our lives than this piece of garbage? Overseas an invasion of the United States, serial murderers in the United States, sex offenders, a fentanyl crisis, a public safety crisis in liberal-run cities. Now he sits there on his ass. He's shopping.

He's shopping while the country's floating away. You know, you see this pipe here, this portion of it, at least this was my grandfather's Frank Bongio. That was a real man fought in a battle of bulge. You know what happened when he came back? You know what happened when he came back? know what happened he came back nothing he never talked about it ever i already did a real some really heroic stuff you know what didn't matter how do you from other people not from him never talked about it and now we're left with these pieces of shit shopping for high-end men justice right shopping for high-end underwear hammock pouch for his balls while the country's floating away. Oh, look. Did he use promo code Bungie? I actually hope not. This is the first time I hope he did. Alejandro Mayos, do not use my promo code. I want nothing. I don't want you getting any discounts. I want nothing

to do with you at all. Never utter my last name ever. You don't deserve it. Here's the White House yesterday. Peter Doocy, finally, a guy with actual balls too. Actual balls, unlike Eunuch Mayorkas, who really doesn't have any balls. He doesn't need a hammock pouch because there's nothing to put in there anyway, right? Here's Doocy asking Karine Jean-Pierre, hey man, listen, this is a $7 trillion government.

We're shipping a bunch of money to Lebanon. You're like, Lebanon? Lebanon, Pennsylvania? No, Lebanon the country. Isn't that the country? Guy, you're like an international affairs guy. Isn't that the country that has been harboring Hezbollah like the death to

America? It's the same one. It's so weird. But we're giving them hundreds of millions of dollars. $385 million. No way. No way. The terror party was actually voted in in Lebanon. So let's send the money for like election integrity while they cheat in our elections.

This government is a joke. It's a joke. You want to know why I piss on government all the time? Because it sucks. Outside of our military and the good intel people in law enforcement folks left and the court system, your government piss on it.

It is useless. It is full of absolutely useless bureaucrats who do nothing but F you over. Here's Kareem Jean-Pierre. You pay this pathetic woman's salary. Do see nails under the wall on this. Hey, Alejandro Mayorkas, when he was shopping for shoes and sunning his balls or whatever he was doing,

is now asking FEMA for more money? You just gave $385 million to Lebanon. What the hell are you doing with all our money? Watch Kareem jump here like a little pathetic child storm off stage here. Check this out. What does it say about his values? There's not enough money right now for people in North Carolina to be needed. That's not misinformation.

Wait. No, that is. Your whole premise of the question is misinformation sir. Yes, it's misinformation. I just mentioned to you that we provided more than $200 million to folks who are impacted in the area and I just shared with you that people are deciding not to people are deciding not to tweet.

I've heard in Congress that there's not enough money to help people in North Carolina. We're talking about the SBA disaster loan. That's money for people in North Carolina. And that's important, and people in North Carolina need that. Wait, this is nothing new. Peter, this is nothing new. Congress comes together. They provide money, millions of dollars, for disaster relief.

We're asking them to do the job that they have been doing for some time. And I read from a letter that President Biden sent to Johnson, McConnell, Schumer, and Jeffries. The President's letter is not misinformation. Would you agree? No, the way you're asking me the question is misinformation. There is money that we are allocating to the impacted areas, and there's money there to help people who truly need it. There are survivors who need the funding, who need the funding.

And it's there. I said that, I actually said, This woman is an embarrassment to humanity. She's not just an embarrassment to the government, an embarrassment to her community, an embarrassment to her neighbors. She's not just an embarrassment to the United States. This woman is an embarrassment to any sentient being in any known universe or unknown universe.

If this is a simulation, somebody wrote into the matrix code for a moron in the White House and this woman appeared. Do you believe this idiot? And this woman appeared. Do you believe this idiot? We have a $7 trillion government where her boss yesterday, a guy with oatmeal for brains, a guy who is completely collapsing,

who was sitting on a beach while the country was drowning, right? A pathetic piece of garbage who dropped out of the race because his own party knows he sucks and replaced him with someone who sucks even worse, right? This woman has the balls. He knows he sucks and replaced him with someone who sucks even worse, right? This woman has the balls. On the day they announce another illegal, not congressionally authorized student loan bailout. Happened yesterday. Look it up.

Happened just yesterday. Congress did not authorize this. It is absolutely illegal and unconstitutional. They are now bailing out your neighbor's rich kid from their student loans. They're doing that with money with no congressional approval and the Supreme Court telling them not to. And yet, when it comes to finding money for American taxpaying citizens who work their balls off their whole lives, Kareem Jean-Pierre, like a little child, like a pathetic little infant, walks off the stage. I don't want to answer your question.

That's misinformation. These people are disgusting garbage people. Folks, I am pissed off today. I'm in no mood for this bullshit. These people are pathetic. The best day of your life will be when you vote. If you don't vote, man, folks, I'm going to be a dick for a minute. I'm sorry.

Folks in the chat, I'm sorry. If I'm a dick, tell me yes, you're being a dick. I got news for you, though. I don't even really care. If you're not voting, don't listen to my show. I'm serious. Don't listen. This show is not for you. I don't want viewers that bad and listeners.

If you're not voting and you're like, oh, don't worry. It's okay. I don't like the mean tweets. Get off my lawn. It's my lawn. I just don't want you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And if that sounds dicky, I'm really sorry. You want more of this shit?

Even if you hate Trump, can it possibly get any worse than this shit? I don't know if I want to vote. Really? Matter of fact, if you're not voting and bringing 10 people with you, you are doing it wrong.

Sorry. Folks, I don't care what you got to do. If it's snowing, walk. If you broke your leg, have someone sled you there. If it's raining, put on some dickies. I don't care what you got to do. If you're not voting, you did this. How much more of this incompetence are you going to deal with?

Unfortunately, this next story, this is real. You've got this woman in the White House, an absolute moron, who cannot even speak English. She speaks in word salads. She calls Senators shits, Senators shats, Senators shorts.

The woman, she's a moron. ABC News, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre promoted to senior advisor. Can't make this up. You can't make this up.

The guys were so happy together. They put together a little celebratory thing. So, folks, in honor, in honor of the great Karine Jean-Pierre and her promotion to senior advisor,

the fireworks, little fireworks extravaganza for Kareem Jean-Pierre. There we go. Fireworks everywhere. Congratulations, Kareem Jean-Pierre. Never have I seen a more apropos promotion in the white. No, I mean it. I mean it. If your administration is going to cling to being the absolute shittiest presidential administration and vice presidential administration in American history, there's not even a close second. There's not even a close second anymore, right? This guy and Kamala Harris are the worst. The censorship, the fascism, the weaponization of government, the economic disaster, the inflation production bullshit, this is just an absolute disaster, then yes, you should promote Karine Jean-Pierre. She totally deserves it.

Man, I came out. As you can tell, I'm just, it's just stunning. Our government, $7 trillion a year. They steal from me money every single day. They steal from me, these bums. I even saw Dave Portnoy, the barstool guy. Barstool, he's not like a big conservative. Dave Portnoy, he tweeted out yesterday.

He's like, I don't pay my fair share. There's some kind of tax break for me. Can you tell me where that is? Because I pay like 50% of my money. You got to, he's right. You got to give your money to these losers, these scrub losers who don't do shit. And then people are freaking floating down the river.

You got body bags. You got 200, close to 250 people dead, hundreds missing. And these scumbags in the White House are shopping for shoes, sunning their fucking balls on the beach you got this other one in hollywood freaking doing karaoke with whoever the fuck she was at this thing with fuck these people and i'm sorry about that fuck these people you pay for

these assholes to fuck you over every single day here we. Here's this fuckwad shopping for shoes. This is your DHS secretary. Here's another one. He's probably got some copper tone. His son is balls next to fucking Joe Biden, another douchebag. Yeah, I know I'm going to get a thousand emails. Save the emails. I get it.

I understand. I know. Everybody tells me. Met some really nice guy. I get it. I'm in a mood. I'm sorry. I come from Queens. Fuck get it. I understand. I know. Everybody tells me. Met some really nice guy. I get it. I'm in a mood. I'm sorry. I come from Queens. Fuck these people. You ever hear Tim Dogg back in November? Tim Dogg?

Man, fuck these people. I'm sorry. I'm tired of these pieces of shit You know what I should show you You know why I don't do it You know why I don't show you Because I hate that Because people It's like a humble brag

Let me show you what they pay in taxes Because people want to show you how rich they are That's the only reason One day I should show you You want to tell me About this I'm giving you assholes all this money. Do you understand what I pay in taxes?

I could legit, my cousin who's sitting here right now, his house could float away in the next few days. I could buy her like three new houses. Instead, I got to give him to this asshole to shop for Coppertone, his son, his balls with his stupid ass boss. Look at this moron. Look at this moron. Look at this moron. Border invasion, paying off all illegals with

your money, shopping for shoes, shopping for fucking shoes while the half the country's freaking getting ready to deal with some kind of weather disaster. Spending your money on illegals. Hey, I need more money. You need more money? You wouldn't need more money if you didn't spend it on Lebanon, the Taliban, illegals. Go fuck yourself, asshole. I need to take a break for a second.

I'm sorry. That's my hydrogen water. Listen, I know the show is not for everyone So let me just tell you in advance If you're going to send me an email about the language I get it, I'm sorry The show is not for everyone And the show may not be for you either When I'm in a mood, I ain't holding back

And I ain't going to pretend It's how I talk, I come from Queens It's not cool, kids don't talk like this I get it I can't going to pretend. That's how I talk. I come from Queens. It's not cool. Kids don't talk like this. I get it. I can't stand these assholes and I'm sorry. That's just how I feel. I haven't even gotten to the interviews yet. Kamala Harris yesterday, just again, epitomizing why this country is on a downhill slide and we have one chance to save it. If you're not voting, I'm going to say this again. We got 145,000 people.

If 20,000 of you are not voting, I want to see that number. It's the first time I'm going to ask you to see the number. I don't want you. I'm sorry. You're allowing this to happen if you're not voting. Actually, good time for a break. I'm going to need some sleep tonight after this show because I'm going to get a quadrillion emails. Hey, you having trouble sleeping or staying asleep?

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Thanks, Beam. All right, back to the show. Kamala Harris did two, well, she may have done the interviews on different days, but they were launched yesterday, right? She did two interviews, one on 60 Minutes, which for some bizarre reason,

I think because they're so humiliated by the humiliating, embarrassing Leslie Stahl thing, which they tried to run interference for, they actually asked a couple of actual questions. 60 Minutes is still a pathetic, disgusting left wing tabloid you should never take seriously. However, they asked a couple of questions and tried to pin Kamala Harris down on a freaking answer. So Bill Whitaker asked Kamala Harris, hey, man, you guys scrapped all of these Donald Trump basically successful border control programs he had quadruple the number of illegals entered the country.

Do you regret any of that? I want you to listen to how, again, she bullshits Whitaker. He knows it, but he lets it go. This is why these people don't deserve a pass. They're using the CBP one app to fly people over the border. Now that's the only reason to quote numbers are down. Listen to this pathetic non-answer. Check this out. Correct. But there was an historic flood of undocumented immigrants coming across the border. The first three years of your administration, as a matter of fact,

coming across the border the first three years of your administration. As a matter of fact, arrivals quadrupled from the last year of President Trump. Was it a mistake to loosen the immigration policies as much as you did? It's a long standing problem and solutions are at hand. And from day one, literally, we have been offering solutions. What I was asking was, was it a mistake to kind of allow that flood to happen in the first place? I think the policies that we have been proposing are about fixing a problem, not promoting a problem. Okay. But the numbers did quadruple. And the numbers today, because of what we have done, we have cut the flow of illegal immigration by half.

We have cut the flow of fentanyl by half, but we need Congress to be able to act to actually fix the problem. Do me a favor, pull this up. I can't do this again. Pull up INA 212F, Immigration Nationality Act 212F. Folks, I cannot believe there are still absolute morons out there. You freaking liberal idiots who are still propagating this categorically false talking point that the president, vice president can do nothing about the border. Now it is fake. It is phony.

This lady is lying to you because either you're an idiot and she knows it or you're not an idiot and she thinks you won't fact check her. There is no other reason she is allowed to get away with this. Bill Whitaker, do your homework. The numbers at the border, although reaching catastrophic levels, have only gone down because they're flying people in. Bill, you know this. Why not just fact check her one time? Why not say to her, ma'am, that is inaccurate. You are flying people in, giving them de facto amnesty, and your point about Congress is wrong.

The president can do this now. Congress is free to pass new legislation as well. The president could close the border today. There it is, folks, on the screen right now. You want me to read it for you, liberal morons? Whenever the president finds the entry of any aliens or class of aliens into the united states would be detrimental to the interest of the united states he may by proclamation liberal dumb this means he can just proclaim it and for such a period as she said he shall deem necessary in other words for however long suspend the entry of all aliens all aliens aliens, or any class of aliens,

as immigrants or non-immigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions, any restrictions, any restrictions, liberal dipshits, any restrictions, any restrictions, any more, he may deem to be appropriate. restrictions anymore, he may deem to be appropriate. If you're wondering what I'm doing, I have my Jim Mora playoffs poker chip someone sent me. I don't like things that order. He moved around. I got Mary here too, Virgin Mary.

I'm going to move her back. She got bounced around. I can't have that happen. Put it up again. Anyone ever going to show this to Kamala harris and ask her to explain that any restrictions he may deem to any any restrictions justin what does any restrictions mean he may deem appropriate it means literally any restrictions michael said it in very confusing language. It kind of limits his restrictions, doesn't it?

Yeah, by saying he may impose any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate. Bill, did you know this? This is why I hate 60 Minutes. I'm actually stunned they even asked the question. Bill Whitaker could do some homework. You know what it is? They have to ask the question to make it seem like they're a serious

news outlet. And then when Kamala Harris gives a bullshit answer, if that was a Trump question, by the way, Bill Whitaker would have never stopped until he got an answer on it. OK, this is what they do. They let her lie and bullshit you. He was 60 Minutes trying to run cover for Sir yesterday, Leslie Stahl, after their debacle. I want to show you this segment last time which was it really embarrassed 60 minutes is a disgusting filthy communist outlet they get no respect from me you should never get any respect from you it's nothing more than left-wing tabloid trash so of course they gave a softball interview to kamala harris never followed up on a single

freaking thing here they are at this little disclaimer in the beginning of the show after Leslie Stahl hilariously claimed that they didn't spy on Trump and that they had no way to verify the laptop, a Hunter Biden laptop that had already been verified by the FBI. Here they are running interference for Leslie Stahl last night's pathetic pieces of garbage. Watch this. Trump said he needed an apology for his interview in 2020. Trump claims correspondent Leslie Stahl said in that interview that Hunter Biden's controversial laptop came from Russia. She never said that. You see how they play word games? The media was running a story that the Hunter Biden laptop

had all the signs of a Russian intelligence operation. So Leslie Stahl, if she would have done a modicum of research, would have found out that the laptop had already been authenticated. Because she's not a serious journalist, here's what she told Donald Trump during that interview, pretending there was no way for her to verify it, implying that the Russian laptop story was true. You notice how they play these word games? These people are disgusting filth, folks. Watch this. Biggest scandals I've ever seen. And you don't cover it. You want to talk about it?

Well, because it can't be verified. You want to talk about insignificant things. I'm telling you. Of course it can be verified. Excuse me. They found the laptop. Leslie, Leslie. It can't be verified.

What can't be verified? The laptop. Why do you say that? Because even the family hasn't. The family on the laptop. He's gone into hiding for five days. He's gone into hiding. He's preparing for your debate.

Folks, this network's disgusting. I've got more coming up from these interviews tomorrow. I want to get to it because she had another awful interview, too. This is there is a reason Kamala Harris was the most unpopular vice president in U.S. history. The reason is she sucks, folks. This woman sucks. Everything she touched, she destroyed. Listen to me. Government is a metastasizing, rotting cancer in your life.

If you show up to the doctor with a big lump in your neck and it turns out you're dying of stage 57 cancer, that's what government is in your life. That's government. It is a metastasizing parasite. It steals your money and it destroys lives with it. That is what government is. It pays idiots like Kamala Harris to go out there and propagate a bunch of bullshit discredited by, Justin, how long did it take you to look up INA 212 app? Seriously. Two seconds, five seconds to type it in.

Bill Whitaker doesn't know that? Kamala Harris is lying to the entire country. You liberal morons. I am so sick of you idiots. Can you guys please just like secede from the union? Just go. We'll let you go. I'm not interested in any kind

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Sometimes we do live premieres. Not today. Today, the show is live. The overwhelming. I don't want you to think like I'm faking the funk today. We're in a hurricane zone on the other side, too. We're here because this show matters. I'm not going to ask you to show up if I'm not going to show up.

But what's Kamala Harris doing? She's on a podcast called Call Her Daddy. Call Her Daddy. And yes, the title is what you think it is. You may, there's probably no kids around after that opening today, but you get the point. Now, I do not begrudge people for success in their podcasts. I do not know Alex Cooper, who hosts the show. She, however, is very successful.

I don't watch the show, folks, at all. I candidly have no idea what it's about. I know who she is because I follow the podcast space. But fine, you have a product and it's successful. Great, good for you. Should the vice president of the United States, currently running for president, 20-plus days out from an election while bodies are still being pulled out of trees in North Carolina and elsewhere? And there's a hurricane being. Should she be on a podcast that focuses on sex and threesomes and stuff like that?

Ah, I'm just not sure that's a good idea. Call me crazy. I'm not necessarily old-fashioned i'm just saying good idea justin says great optics maybe go on the weather channel or something fox weather do an interview about what you guys are doing give maybe some disaster preparedness just an idea folks here's kamala harris and alex cooper a unfortunately, again, I don't begrudge this woman. She's not a political commentator, and I'm not going to pick fights with people who really don't know anything anyway. However, Alex Cooper asks one of the dumbest questions I've ever heard in my life because she just doesn't know a lot about a lot. She asked Kamala Harris, they're talking about abortion, and she doesn't even ask. She just kind of implies that there are no laws out there

that govern what men can do with their bodies. Really? You sure? I want you to think about that for a second. It'll take you about five seconds to figure it out. Kamala Harris can't, and neither can Alex Cooper. Here, listen to this. And I want to pose this question more to you and the Daddy Gang,

but one of the biggest conversations in this year's election revolves around a woman's body. Yep. I want to take a moment and can we try to think of any law that gives the government the power to make a decision? I know what you're going to ask. About a man's body no no is there any law no no it's no look we are a work in progress no you're not a work in progress. You're a tier one level freaking imbecile is what you are.

Yes, we do have a law that governs what men can do with their bodies. You know what that law says? You guys have any idea? It says when you reach a certain age, you have to take your body and you have to go and sign up for this thing called the draft selective service, where you will take your body and you will actually go and fight when the United States government tells you to go and fight. You know, I know that. I know that because my grandfather fought in the Battle of the Bulge and came back scarred over it. And my uncle, Gregory Ambrose, who is a hero of mine, I never met him. You know why I never met him? Because he's dead. Because he was told to take his body overseas to a place called Vietnam.

I'm not sure Alex and Kamala have actually heard of the place. He went over there and he was given the bronze star with a V device for valor for being shot in the back while trying to save his friends south of Thu Duc. Because they told him to take his body and go over there. Kamala Harris is running to be the commander in chief and is either one of two things, an absolute freaking tier one imbecile, which is probably likely, or second, an abject, pathetic, grotesque liar, which is also possible. You can't give her a boat. Why did the fan go off, by the way?

Oh, yeah, I got to get that sucker back on. It's like, folks, do I look a little gooey now, like sweaty here? It is warm. I know you guys got to be dying over there. But listen, this is nothing compared to warm like boo-hoo. You got people who have lost their whole freaking time. Not to you, to me. I'm the one complaining about it.

But this is nothing. This woman, you don't know about drug laws? You know, there are drug laws, too. You may not agree with them, but Kamala Harris is pretending that men can do whatever with it. Really? Men can do whatever? Can I sit here on the thing and start snorting lines of cocaine? The cops will be at my door in a minute.

I don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. Friends don't let friends do drugs. Remember the egg and the panting? They're probably too young. But it just goes to show you again, the woman's either a freaking imbecile or she's just a really untalented sociopathic liar like our boss, Oatmeal Brains. You know what?

That's actually true too. I mean, what if you're a man in the womb and there's a law that says that they can kill you in the womb? That's actually another, the abortion law, she doesn't even realize that. I did this for you. I did you a little favor. I pulled this off Twitter the other day.

You know what super cut this was, by the way? Here's a super cut of really stupid Kamala Harris answers, because you may be thinking, yes, she's obviously a sociopathic liar, but I'm serious when I tell you this. The answer about a law over men's bodies, I really just think the woman's an imbecile. Watch this quick one minute cut of stupid Kamala Harris moments and you'll see what I mean. The woman, folks, is really, really dumb. She's probably dumber than Joe Biden. Check this out.

There are reports that say that you have the lowest approval rating of any vice president. Well, there are polls that also say I have great approval ratings. Swim voters don't like Harris. How big a drag is Kamala Harris on the ticket? She's a pretty big drag. I think she was arguably Biden's worst political decision. They don't like her. There's lots of reasons they don't like her. Kamala Harris's approval rating is now at 28%, which is an historic low for any modern vice president. We're hearing it from mainstream media, one outlet after another, one leak after another. That Kamala Harris is the worst vice president ever, the worst politician ever.

We don't see the vice president. What people are saying to me, and I'm sure they're saying it to you, where is the vice president? Some house officials are feeling that that she came off looking unprepared for inevitable questions about when she might visit the southern border we've been to the border you haven't been to the border i and i haven't been to europe and i mean i don't i don't understand the point that you're making the point that lester holt was making was was obvious to anyone else who was watching this interview which is that the issues at the border are inextricably linked with the portfolio that she's been given. Folks, the woman is an idiot. Every single thing she touches, she destroys. Now, we need to chill a minute. Okay, well, you don't need to chill.

One of the things about this show is, yes, I'm clearly a little angry today. I am living in Florida, a state where people's lives are about to be completely destroyed in 24 hours. We've got one asshole out there buying hammock pouch underwear for his balls in Mayorkas. We've got one asshole out there buying a hammock pouch underwear for his balls in my Orcus. We got another one testicular tanning on the beach and Biden. We've got another one doing freaking his picture. I can't get enough. If you're listening on Apple or Spotify,

you got to go watch rumble. The picture is just so embarrassing, right? You've got another one cackling on a threesome podcast and then out there doing karaoke at a Hollywood fundraiser while people are drowning. But I don't want to let my emotion get in the way of facts because if you don't come away learning something, this is a waste of time. So the takeaway from the beginning, which now 160,500 people,

Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Harris administration has the authority to shut down the border right now. Immigration Nationality Act section 212 F write it down. Look it up, tattoo it on your arm. I don't want to hear shit from you. You should never lose an argument with your liberal friends. Pull it right up on your phone and go, please read this. Any restrictions, any class of aliens, any time for anything.

Please read this again. Please read it. Just shut up and read it again, okay? Here's another one. Here's another one. You're going to come away and I don't ever want to hear this argument again. If I hear one more left-wing lunatic,

lazy... You're going to come away and I don't want to hear this argument again. If I hear one more left wing lunatic, lazy. This this was my liberal guide to loan repayment, but it also is a liberal guide. Economics. I call it bond genomics. OK, here it's called. Don't be a fucking bum. Go to work, you loser. Go to work.

Here it is, Kamala Harris and all the other lazy, lazy slobs out there. Get here. That says rump, rump. That means your ass. Take your ass. You see it? I even point to it. For those of you who don't know, it's in the nether region right here, okay?

I'm not a very talented artist. Take your ass. Here's the arrow. It points to this thing that looks like a building. That's called a fucking job. Go get a job, you lazy bums, and you will get money. You will go and get money. That's how.

You want to talk about income distribution? There is an income distribution center. It's called a job. So here's bond genomics. Don't be a bum. Don't be a bum. Read it fast. Don't be a bum.

Read it slow. Don't be a bum. Read it fast. Don't be a bum. Read it slow. Don't be a bum. You can even read it backwards. Bum. Be don't. Don't be a bum. Don't be a bum. No. Be a bum. Don't be a bum. Rump job money. rump job money did you miss it don't be a bum don job. Don't be this guy. Be a bum. Don't be a bum. Don't be a bum. Get a job.

You losers. Why am I bringing this up? Why am I in a mood today? Because here she was again, back to 60 Min minutes. She's asked a pretty simple question. Hey, how the hell are you going to pay for all of this bullshit you keep saying you're going to do? Any idea? Any idea? You're already stealing everyone's money. Here she goes with the bullshit left-wing talking point. Check this out. My plan is about saying that when you invest in small businesses, you invest in the middle class, and you strengthen America's economy.

Small businesses are part of the backbone of America's economy. But pardon me, Madam Vice President, the question was, how are you going to pay for it? Well, one of the things is I'm gonna make sure that the richest among us who can afford it pay their fair share in taxes. It is not right that teachers and nurses and firefighters are paying a higher tax rate than billionaires and the biggest corporations.

And I plan on making that fair. But we're dealing with the real world here. But the real world includes. How are you going to get this through Congress? You know, when you talk quietly with a lot of folks in Congress, they know exactly what I'm talking about because their constituents know exactly what I'm talking about. Their constituents are those firefighters and teachers and nurses. Again, liberals, why are you so freaking stupid? You understand you can look this up, right? Just like you can look up Immigration Nationality Act Section 212F. You understand this, right? Why are you so freaking stupid? Folks, you're dealing with morons in the Democrat Party.

I'm not telling you Republicans are the solution to all your problems. They screw up a whole bunch of shit themselves. I'm just telling you the cause of all your problems is unquestionably the Democrats. And the reason they never give you an honest answer on anything is because if they were to tell you what the problem is, they would have to say what? The problem is us. Now, because I'm absolutely committed to this show being informative, I am now going to give you IRS data from the Biden administration to prove to you for the umpteenth time that this idiot is either a moron and doesn't know who pays the taxes in this country or a sociopathic liar. Here we go. I've only put this article up about 10 times. The U.S. already soaks the rich.

Wall Street Journal. Biden should examine the IRS data. Recently released figures for 2021 show that the top 1% of Americans reported 26% of the country's adjusted gross income. Okay, let's keep this up a second. So liberals who are too freaking dumb to understand this. I know some of you don't like economics, but I'm sorry.

Pay close attention. This is important. The top 1% of earners in this country earn 26% of the income. They pay 45.8% of total income taxes, nearly twice in what they earn. 45, nearly 46 cents of every dollar of income taxes is paid by the top 1% of earners. Folks, those people don't owe Kamala Harris shit. They are already financing nearly half of the government. The bottom 99%, doesn't mean bottom the, means less than a 1%. Only pay about 54% of the taxes. 99 out of 100 people only pay about half. If you are going to make the argument, like Kamala Harris,

about a fair share, then just be honest. Okay, Dan, you missed something though. Well, what about our talking point that the rich people pay a lower tax rate than firefighters and teachers? Folks, can you guys look this up? What's the average teacher firefighter salary? Is that possible? Well, look it up. Can we agree if you're a teacher, if my cousin's a teacher, she's here staying with us now because of the hurricane. What's the average teacher salary across the country folks i what is it 60

50 67 so i was close 67 000 firefighters uh dangerous job what is it 70 maybe 67 with inflation who knows okay i started with the secret Service. I was making $27,000 a year with the NYPD. I made $23,000. Okay. So we can agree those are pretty middle class. Correct? Right? So what are the top 1%?

What are they paying right now? What is their tax rate? He says, finally, we come to the top 1%. There are a million and a half returns, and that's in excess of $682,500 a year. It's a lot of money, right? Their share of income taxes paid, again, was 45%. Their average tax rate was 25.9, so 26%. That's the 1%.

The tippy top, 0.1%, had a rate of 25.7. So again, roughly 26%. Round down, just to be nice. Their tax rate federally is 25%. Kamala Harris is saying that's less. So you're telling me firefighters and teachers pay more than 25%? I don't know. Let's check it out. So here we get to middle class. The middle class, the upper middle class, their average tax rate, 7.2%. I'm sorry, the middle class. The upper middle class, 10.3%. So what you're telling me is the top 1% pay double and triple

what the middle class pays, and they pay the burden of the taxes in the country. Yes, that's what I'm telling you. So why is Kamala Harris lying? Because she's a loser, folks. She's a loser. That's why. Kamala Harris is a loser. A loser who has never had a job.

She is lazy. She is stupid. She has never had a freaking job. She is a loser. So she doesn't care that people who earn a half a million, 600,000, who may have been poor their whole lives and finally got a nice job in the tech space. She doesn't give a shit. She's a loser. So she lies. You want people who make five and a half, 600,000 to pay more? Then you know what?

Thank them for paying what they pay and say, we're going to ask you for more. I'm going to tell you, no, I don't vote for that. But at least you be honest. Instead, the woman lies because that's exactly who she is, folks. That's exactly who she is. And we got another storm barreling down in the Gulf. This is going to be, again, the Trump interview tomorrow. I know you all know. I saw Anita put it up.

It's canceled. We'll do a regular show. We will be here. I may have to tape early the Thursday show. I know you guys understand. We will do shows this week. I will get them in no matter what. I need to be here with you.

I need to be here for folks. I'm having a bit of a rough time. I'm sorry. Because I'm really upset, folks. I'm having a bit of a rough time. I'm sorry. Because I'm really upset, folks. I'm unusually upset today. I just want you to watch this. Maybe we'll go out with this today. You're wondering why the hurricane response by FEMA

has been so freaking pathetic? You wondering why Mayorkas is going out to buy high-end underwear while people are dying? You wonder why Kamala Harris is on a threesomes podcast while people are dying? You want to see why FEMA can't get anything right? Did you see this video on viral yesterday on the internet of a FEMA emergency preparedness meeting? This is real. This is not Saturday Night Live.

This is FEMA talking about LGBTQ awareness and stuff and how it affects their like emergency planning. This is almost hard to believe that this is not parody, but real life. Check this out. Sparked a few things in my mind, thinking about preparedness and how you said, you know, LGBTQIA people and people who have been disadvantaged already are struggling. They already have their own things to deal with. So you add a disaster on top of that, it's just compounding on itself. And I think that is maybe the why of why we're having these discussions, because it isn't

being talked about. It isn't being talked about. It isn't being socialized. We're not paying attention to this community. I don't even know what to say. I'm just going to leave that there. Folks, let me just say too, on a note of self-reflection, man, I shouldn't be punching Frank Fugazi's signs.

I don't want anyone to take that the wrong way. It's not responsible on my part. Seriously, I joke around a lot, but that's not funny. I don't want anyone to think, like, you know, Fugazi's an idiot and all, but that's not really funny. Just in a really shitty mood. It's hard for me, man. It's just, it's like, you know, I'm trying to just do a show and produce good content for you guys. While in the back of my head,

I'm candidly folks, I'm just enraged. I really am. And it's really hard for me to focus. And I'm sorry, the curse. And I know you're going to send me emails. I get it. Listen to me. I ran into a guy at an amusement park this weekend. It's a super nice guy. He listens to the show from Australia. And I told him, I get your perspective. I told him, he's like, I just don't like the language. I can't listen. I understand that. I'm just telling you, it is hard for me. I'm like the poor man's Incredible Hulk with no strength and no superpowers. It's hard for me to control it anymore. FEMA talking about LGBTQ, how we get to be, this is just where we are. How we got Hillary Clinton talking about censoring people. I mean, Kamala Harris telling us we don't pay enough money to her so she can go piss away our

money on Mayorkas' underwear shopping trips. It's just, I think you get the point. So again, I know you're saying I have to apologize, but I do because a lot of our audience doesn't like the language and I don't want anyone to misinterpret my rage. It's not responsible. All right, folks, thanks again for tuning in. As always, download the Rumble app.

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