The Dan Bongino Show - This Is What They Planned All Along (Ep 2094)

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

In this episode, I address the rapidly deteriorating conditions of our southern border, large cities, education system, and our economy. Was this always the left's plan? News Picks: DHS Plans Massive Migrant Releases at Texas Border, Says CBP Source BIZARRE: Biden Repeats the exact same story in the span of a few minutes Biden to announce office of Gun Violence Prevention, employing gun control activists Copyright Bongino Inc All Rights Reserved Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

get ready to hear the truth about america on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host dan bongino you know i woke up this morning extra spicy and pissed off because there's no way that this clown in the white house isn't destroying the country on purpose there's no way we're just coming out hot today just coming out hot today when i know what there's no there's no dicking around this guy has got to be doing this on purpose. Have you seen what is going on at the border? Can you tell me what sane person that's supposed to be the commander in chief and responsible for the homeland security of the United States, what sane person would do with these crazy

people in the White House are doing? They have got to be doing this on purpose. That's just straight up evil. This isn't clumsy. It's not stupid. You got to be doing this on purpose. That's just straight up evil. This isn't clumsy. It's not stupid. Do you understand they're doing this on purpose? They are actively trying to destroy the country that Democrats elected them to govern. We didn't elect this idiot. They did. I got a big show for you today. We'll do some questions at the end, a couple of thank yous, a lot of video, a lot of audio, some updates on stuff. Omaha Steaks, they have all the fall cravings covered with 50% off site-wide during their

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It's Friday. It's Friday. Yes, sir. It is book signing tomorrow game. And a little bit, let me go a little bit out of order. I should have listened. I got a book signing tomorrow. It's my last one for a little bit.

If you'd like to join us, there's the address. Saturday, September 23rd, 5 p.m. Barnes and Noble in Naples, Florida, 5377 Tamiami Trail. I will see you there. My new book, The Gift of Failure, which has been flying off the charts. We sold a ridiculous amount of audio and hardcover copies all because of you. I really appreciate it. And one thank you before I get back into it. Triton released their rankings. This is a well-respected podcast ranking. Look at that. Look at that. Number seven. Number seven.

If I was Joe Biden, I'd do this. Number seven, but I'm not Joe Biden, so I'll do this. Number seven, the Dan Bongino show, kicking ass and taking names. That's due to you. Chatsters, that's due to you too. You know, I love you in the chat. Reading you guys right now. We got to, oh, look at this. You're Tammy? Will you be going to Tammy-ammy? There we go. I'll see you there. Number seven, you all are awesome. Let's get back to the content of the show. Ladies and gentlemen, this cat is doing it on purpose. By the way, wait, one quick thing. You know, it broke this morning. Democrat Senator Bob Menendez has been charged with a whole bunch of corruption, allegations of bribe taking and all this other stuff. Let me just tell you,

I don't mean to be all, this just happened before we came on the air. Let me just tell you, I know the guy's a Democrat. It's pretty obvious the guy's had issues, if you know what I mean, throughout the years. I mean, just look his name up, Bob Menendez, Senator from New Jersey. This is how sad this is. I trust these goons in the DOJ so little. I want you to listen to what I'm going to say. But Dan, Menendez is a Democrat. I don't care. Chatsers, you probably agree with me. This guy probably did something to piss off the regime. I'm not telling you he didn't do what's in the allegations. I don't know. He's innocent until proven guilty. I have no idea. I'm simply telling you there is no way this Democrat senator

got charged by this DOJ without doing something to piss off the administration. Dan, you're defending a Democrat. I'm not defending jack shit. I'm just telling you these people running the Department of Justice are so freaking corrupt that I have absolutely zero doubt that this guy got charged because there's something he's doing to get in the way, even as a Democrat in a Biden administration. Joe, I hate to do this so early in the show, but September 22nd, 1105, please flag it. I mean, I hate to do it so early in the show, but September 22nd, 1105, please flag it. I mean, I hate to do it to you. So flag it.

Thank you. You're going to find out in the coming weeks. Menendez took some kind of vote the Biden administration didn't like. There is simply no way a guy in a protected class, a Democrat, is getting charged like this without doing something to piss them off. Because we live in what? We live in what? We live in what?

The police state. Right. Good job. You're Snake in what? We live in what? We live in what? The police state. Right. Good job. You're Snake Plissken, ain't you? Now, back to where I was going to open the show. There is no, very good. There is absolutely no way. See you all in the chat.

Flag it. There were a lot of flags in there. Love you guys. Chessers, you're the best. We need a name for the chat posse. Bongino Army. We need a name for you guys. You guys, I go, you're repping the good 30,000. We just have like six you're the best. We need a name for the chat posse, the Bongino Army. We need a name for you guys. You guys, you're repping the 30,000.

We just have like six minutes into the show. They're doing this on purpose. If you were following me on Twitter and Truth this morning, I was up early breaking shit this morning because I'm just like, that's how I am. I woke up this morning, especially fired up. I got up at like 3.30. EMAs, early morning awakenings.

They're never good things. You know what they're a sign of? You can look it up. They're typically a sign of some form of depression. What are you, depressed? A little bit. A little bit. Why are you sharing this with me? I don't know because I'm just a freaking savage at heart. I have no idea. I don't know, man. Lately, what's going on with this place is really stung. None of it's new. The inflation's not new. The border crisis is a new fentanyl. The economic problems, Chinaung. And none of it's new. The inflation is not new. The border crisis is a new fentanyl, the economic problems, China, Russia, none of it's new.

It's just really, I don't know, like where you guys, it's like ripping my heart out lately. So I woke up this morning really early, like 3.30. I couldn't fall back asleep. Someone said yesterday, he took a picture of me

because I burned my face and that sound, that thing in the sauna. Like what's up with Dan Bongino? And he answers, nothing's up with Dan Bongino. Something's up with the country that's affecting Dan Bongino. Folks, they're destroying them. The place is being destroyed.

And I'm really, I don't know if we can make it another year. I want you to look at this Fox report, what's happening at the border. This is beyond an invasion. I mean, it was an invasion a year ago. Now it's just a hostile takeover. I don't know how else to describe it. There are people now just piling into the country going, ah, F the immigration law. We don't care about any of you idiots. You understand it's totally, completely broken down. It's absolute mad chaos now. We really are. This is now a hostile takeover. I don't know any other way to describe what's going on.

Watch this Fox report and tell me if you think this is being done by accident or intentionally. Let me know in a chat when you take a look. Mexico, the border with Guatemala, more migrants heading our way. This is a mass of Haitians yesterday that were pushing through and essentially forming a stampede at a refugee center. and essentially forming a stampede at a refugee center. They want expedited humanitarian visas to travel north to the US-Mexico border so they could get here into the United States. And they started trampling migrants. They started trampling officials.

Two people were hospitalized as a result of, again, that largely Haitian group trying to push into the refugee center. And back out here live, as you look at these migrants being processed, that illegal crossing we were showing you, that went on for two hours straight border patrol has been bringing buses in for the last two hours trying to get them out and process them as fast as they can you might be able to hear that heavy machinery behind me border patrols bringing in all sorts of tractors they're digging up dirt they're putting poles up they're essentially building a

processing facility right here because this sheer amount of people that have come through. And one more thing to point out, all of this is happening underneath the port of entry. The bridge, that shade that's being caused, the bridge above them, that is the legal way to come into the United States. That is the way the Biden administration has told migrants to come into the United States, the lawful way. Well, thousands of these people said, no, we're not going to do that. We're going to cross illegally. We're going to walk across the river. Now they're being processed and they're going to be expected to be released into the United

States. I'll send it back to you. And I apologize. I'm having some of your peace issues, guys. Again, all of you in the chat agree this. I don't know what to do. We are about it's now a hostile takeover. The United States is now failed.

There's a bridge literally right above where these people are, where they could engage in a legal immigration process, get a visa, go to a port of entry. They're just saying, ah, go F yourself. We're not doing that. We're just going to walk in below the bridge because we just don't feel like it. And instead of us saying, that's not the way this works, you need to go back home, we're saying, yeah, come on in.

We'll just give you a ride to wherever you want to go. You understand how bad this is? Folks, all of this is being done on purpose. The inflation crisis right now and the housing crisis right now are being caused by big swamp Republicans and evil Democrats. They are spending money we don't have. They know we don't have it. They're spending it anyway. You understand that? Because they're spending money we don't have, the Federal Reserve has to lend them money effectively through this long, arduous process called printing money. That's what they're doing. They're digitally creating money to give to people to spend. If we don't have the money, how's the government paying people? The government's paying people because they're printing money. You understand that? What happens when they print or digitally create new money? It finds its way into circulation. It doesn't burn after people spend the dollar. So then it chases products, which is causing inflation, which is causing interest rates to go up as they try to dry up the money they keep printing. Why are they trying to dry up the money they keep printing? Why not just stop printing it? Because they're assholes. Stop asking questions

like a normal person. They are literally printing and digitally creating money and then trying to dry up the money to make it harder to get by making the cost of money, the interest rates higher, which is now causing mortgage rates to approach 8%. So now people don't want to sell their homes because they're locked in a 4% mortgage. So they don't want to buy a home at an 8% mortgage costing them thousands. Why is that happening? Because they're printing more money. Why don't they stop printing money? Because they don't give a shit. That's why. They're doing it on purpose. They could stop this tomorrow. They don't want to. The fentanyl crisis, they could stop it at the border tomorrow. They don't want to. They could stop furthering and advancing this war tomorrow if they would stop sending billions of dollars and take care of what we're doing. They don't want to. They could cut this bullshit off Deal. They could create jobs tomorrow in the petrochemical

and car industry if they would get the government off the car industries back and the energy industries back. Why don't they do it? They don't want to. This is all being done on purpose. They could cut the massive tax burden on creators in this population tomorrow. They don't want to. on creators in this population tomorrow. They don't want to. They don't want to. They could shut the border down tomorrow. They don't want to.

They don't want to. This is being done on purpose. You are being destroyed. Your kids are being destroyed. They could stop the castration of kids and the mutilation of their bodies and the sexual indoctrination of kids in school, pornography in the schools tomorrow. They don't want to. They can stop this racial grifting we're seeing at Boston University

and elsewhere, this Kendi case that's going on, Kendi case that's going on right now. They don't want to. Folks, Fridays, man, I'm in a mood on Fridays sometimes, and I'm sick of these people right now. I will guarantee you, this guy, I don't know what happened with Bob Menendez at all, this senator. It's on the screen right now. I have no idea. I'm telling you right now, though, if this guy was advancing the Biden agenda, this guy would no question be getting off right now.

Don't doubt me. And I'm not defending anything this guy did or is alleged to have done. I'm telling you, I trust these people so little, so little in the Department of Justice that you have to assume everything they're doing is for a corrupt cause. little in the Department of Justice, that you have to assume everything they're doing is for a corrupt cause. So sad. We flagged it. You watch. You're damn right. 47,000 people are doing this shit on purpose. This is not a freaking accident. You've got 10,000 people a day piling into the country illegally against the law yeah I want to go out of order I'm sorry I don't mean to mess with you but we'll Karine Jean-Pierre up here's the dumbest White House press secretary possibly in American history I want you to watch her play dumb on the invasion of the border. When even a left-wing reporter asks, hey man, how many people are enough?

When are you guys going to stop this shit going on at the border? I want you to watch her play dumb for an answer. Take a look at this. How many people coming into this country illegally is enough for President Biden? Say that last one. How many people illegally coming into the United States is enough for President Biden? Enough for what? 5.9 million people have been encountered illegally. I know the numbers, but enough for what? Just to stop the flood. As I mentioned, this is a problem that's been around for some time now, for decades, a broken system. No, it hasn't been around for decades. That's

bullshit. It is not a been around for decades. The number of people piling in per year was dramatically different under Donald Trump. This is like saying, you know, 10 people were killed in your city in a year back in 1990 and 400 are now. And when they ask you that the gravity of the problem's gotten far worse, it's 400 murders. There were only 10. You go, people have been getting killed forever. No, Sherlock, we get it. People have crossed in the country illegally forever. That's not the point the guy was making, Dipwad. The point the guy was making was that the problem is dramatically worse under your boss, Oatmeal Brains in the white house. It's because he's doing it on purpose. Do you understand what he's saying?

Can you notice how Kareem Jean-Pierre plays dumb? Of course, there's been illegal immigration and drugs. That's not the point. It's not the black or white issue. It's the gray in between. It's a whole lot darker and grayer under you than it was under Trump. Why? By the way, I wish these reporters would understand. Are you guys as pissed about this as I am? I wish they would ask their questions better. Listen, I don't know this guy. I don't want to pile on him. I have no idea who he is. It's just a dumb question. Here's how you ask this question. Everybody tracking me? Under the last president and the president before, I'd throw Obama in there. I don't even care. We had an average of X number of people crossing per month. Under President Biden,

we've had X times a thousand. Why is it X times a thousand under your boss when it wasn't under the last two presidents? That's how you ask the question. You don't say what number's enough. You know what the answer she's going to say is? None of it's enough. We're doing our best. They're not doing shit. They're not doing anything.

They are doing this on purpose, man. You got a limited window. And ladies and gentlemen, we've been getting our asses kicked in special elections and in midterms now for about five, six years. Everybody wants to blame someone. Oh, it's abortion. Oh, it's Trump. No, you know what it is? We're not voting as much as they are.

That's it. They're cheating. They've always cheated. They've always cheated. And yet we've still won. You probably have to win by about 1% or more. It doesn't mean we don't show up. We're not showing up like they are, period. And the country is getting flushed down one big, enormous toilet bowl like the, what is it, the Coriolis effect or whatever the hell it is. Is it the Coriolis effect? Tell me in the chat if you're a physicist out there.

I remember these random dopey things from college. Right down the bowl. You're watching the country collapse in front of your very eyes. It is the most incredible thing I've ever seen. All right, here's some good news. Sorry, man. Started the show hot. A little too much foul language. My apologies. I'm in a good mood, but not a good mood. I mean it. I woke up this morning, if you follow my Twitter and truth, you'll notice that sometimes I get up early.

And today I got up early and I turned on the cable news and all I saw were illegal immigrants just piling into the country. And I saw this clip. Oh yeah, here's the overpass. And they just decided to walk under. And now they're like, oh, we're just going to come in whether you say so or not. And I'm like, this is a country? That's a border?

That's not a border. That's a suggestion. That's not a border at all. Here's the good news, man. We got some damn good candidates out there ready to take this back. I put in the Twitter tease and the true tease for this, that this is one of the best speeches I've ever heard. I'm going to take a quick break for a minute. I want you to take a quick break for a sponsor. And when I come back, I'm going to show you something, man. We need more guys like this. I said on my radio show yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, we need more bellbusters. You mean

ballbusters? Well, for the radio show, I call them bellbusters. What's the difference, right? We need more bellbusters. You want to be a cutesy time guy? Get out of our party. We don't need you. Cutesy time's over. We need more guys like this coming up. Wait till I tell you. I'm going to play this minute from this guy's speech. This is what we need. No more bullshit.

That's over, okay? Time for that is done. You got a country on the line. You want to do cutesy time, Mitch McConnell stuff, go somewhere else. This ain't your show. That's a okay. I'd rather have a smaller, more loyal audience than a larger one that wants to manage the client this country ain't going to be any part of that no chance

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Thanks, USCCA. We appreciate it. Okay, folks, I'm going to try to do this like once a month or twice a month. We're going to have our Friday fireball, okay? We're going to highlight a speech by a candidate or someone in office like a Troy Nels from yesterday. This is Mark Robinson. You know him. You've heard him on my show. He's been on my podcast, my radio show. He's the Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina. This guy busts bells. He's a bell buster. We need more bell busters. He's running for governor in North Carolina. If we don't get this guy elected, then no one should get elected. Because if this guy can't, if people won't vote for this guy, then no one's get elected. Because if people won't vote for this guy,

then no one's going to show up for anyone. I want you to listen to this speech. Mark Robinson, if you're listening on audio, happens to be black. He's speaking in a black church. Again, we don't give a damn about what color your skin is. The left is in love with the idea that melanin is the determinative factor in your entire life. So this guy's a Republican in a place Democrats would tell you everyone's supposed to be a Democrat. Yet I want you to listen to the response when he starts busting bells. Listen to this. Here's something else I'm not supposed to say. Ain't but two genders. Two genders. Ain't nothing but men and women.

And I can already see WRAL out there. They got me licking their piss right now. Trying to write fear. Get every word of this here. Get every word of this. You can go to the doctor and get cut up. You can go down to the dress shop and get made up. You can go down there and get drugged up.

But at the end of the day, you were just a drugged up, dressed up, made up, cut up man or woman. You ain't changed what God put in you, that DNA. Yeah, man. We need more bellbusters like that. Cutesy time's over, brothers and sisters. You're not a candidate willing to go out and speak hard truths to people like that. Nobody's going to respect you. Nobody.

We need more candidates like that, nobody's going to respect you. Nobody. We need more candidates like that. I heard some people, oh, look, he's got a past. Oh, got a past. Really? Really? That's interesting. Everybody's got a past. I got a past. I got a past, a present, and a future. I got a future on top of a future on top of a present and a past. You have no idea. People got battle scars everywhere. Good, bad, ugly, and indifferent. I give exactly zero shits about that. You know what I care about? Saving my country. I got a guy in the trench next to me, willing to fight the political enemy, standing right in front of me and charge that political battlefield. You're damn right. I'm not going to ask him what the hell's on his Twitter account or

what kind of business deal he was cutting 10 years ago. I need fighters. You a fighter? You a fighter or are you a cutesy time managed decliner? Oh, I'll help the Democrats destroy the country. We'll just do it slower. You're not on my team. Get off my show. I got no time for that shit. We need bellbusters right now. We need guys like this guy speaking truce, spitting flame like that. That's what we need. We need guys like that that are going to show up at the Republican convention, whatever it is, and get everybody in the room, a lot of these establishment people with bow ties on, out of their seats wondering why they supported the McConnell class the whole time when they could have had guys like this. Maybe to wake up the

Wall Street Journal editorial column. Maybe to wake up everyone else to the fact that we can't pass a budget that says we're going to go bankrupt. We need a guy like this who can speak truth. Folks, we need more bellbusters like this. We need bellbusters because the country's collapsing, man, and they're doing it on purpose. And it's just not bad enough yet. It's not bad enough yet to wake people up without speeches like that. People aren't going to wake up on their own. They need to be woken up, and it's going to happen one of two ways, one of two ways. Either something bad, and knock on wood, it doesn't happen. Either something bad is going to happen to you, the liberals listening, that's

going to wake you up that you were on the wrong side of this. Or a guy like that is going to wake you up. A guy like Mark Robinson, who wakes you out of the slumber by speaking truths you've heard for the first time. I hope it's the latter, not the former. But the hard reality, folks, is this stuff is everywhere. I want you to watch this. This is, again, hard to watch. Here is another It's Not Bad Enough video. We're going to continue to play these. This is out of Dallas. Dallas. Dallas and Texas.

They're safe. No one's safe, folks. Nobody's safe. The world is collapsing into chaos because of these lunatics in charge right now. We don't want to do a damn thing about it. This happened in Dallas. A guy drives home from the bank. A guy drives home from the bank and he's being followed.

Let me give you a quick tip, ladies and gentlemen. If you leave a bank and you see the same car behind you, you're probably being followed. Do not stop that car at your house. Call the police and tell them you think you're being followed. That is a perfectly appropriate call. I taught counter surveillance in the Secret Service Academy. Let me give you a little quick, I'll give you like a minute on how you know you're being surveilled. Time, distance, and direction.

Ladies and gentlemen, if someone's behind you for an extended period of time, does that mean they're surveilling you? Yeah, Dan. No, not really. If you're on I-95 going from New York to Florida, there could be a guy behind you the entire time. Right, Joe? Doesn't mean he's following you. It means he's going to Florida. They could be a guy behind you the entire time, right? Joe doesn't mean he's following you. He means he's going to Florida. Yeah.

Time distance. What if they're following you over a long distance? They're following you from the bank back to say, Stuart, where I live. Well, there's only really two ways back to Stuart. So the fact that they're following you over a distance in time,

is it conclusive? They're following, you know, but if they're following you over a distance in time, is it conclusive they're following you? No. But if they're following you over time, distance, and direction, where all of a sudden you change direction and they're following you again, where you say make a U-turn and come back over that bridge, you're being followed, brother.

No doubt. Time, distance, direction. You are being followed. One's not enough. All three, you are almost 100% being followed. There, now you can think like an agent. You see, I taught you something. Time, distance, and direction. Just change your direction and watch what happens. If they're a smart surveillance team, you won't notice because they'll keep going straight and they'll have another eyeball pick you up. Criminals are stupid. They'll just turn around with you.

And then you call the cops. Hey, you're all better for it now. And then if you do that, maybe this won't happen to you. Check this out. uh what the hell Someone in the chat says more field craft. You want more? This guy did one thing. One thing, right?

I'm not knocking this guy. He's a victim of crime. It's not his fault. Everybody clear on that? I don't know this guy, but he's pretty smart. You saw what he did? I guess he didn't figure out he was being followed. People are distracted. It's fine. Again, it's not this guy's fault, but you see how he pulled in? When he realized he was being followed, he backed in. He backed in. Smart, so he could get the hell out of there. It's easy to drive forward than it is to drive backwards, right? And he drove right away because these idiots were too stupid not to block the driveway right. My recommendation to you, do not pull into your house under any

circumstances. Don't even pull into your neighborhood. Keep driving and call the cops and change direction. Time and distance don't really matter. Direction, once they change direction with you, a direction change, it makes no sense. You know that you're probably being followed. You can also probably get a look at who's in the car. Make sure you get the license plate. You want another piece of trade craft, field craft here? Ladies and gentlemen, they're probably going to carjack you too. What's your license plate? Quick. You don't know it, right? How would you know it? If you had a picture on your phone, store it in your phone right there. Folks, a lot of these police departments have license plate readers. The first thing they're going to ask you when your car gets stolen is what? What's the license plate? Your answer

is going to be what, Joe? I don't know. How would you know? You pull up the picture on your phone. First thing you should do when you call 911, don't tell them your name. Nobody gives a shit about your name. First thing, where you are. 64th place in Myrtle. Nobody cares about your name. It doesn't matter. I have an emergency. Trust me, whether your name is Don, Joe, or Dan, or Guy, they're going to show up. They don't care. They're not dating you. Get your location out immediately. My car's been stolen. 64th place in Myrtle. Here's the license plate. Whatever. K2246. Most of these cities, folks, I don't know if you know this, are going to put that in license plate readers that read license plates. That car's not going to make it but 5, 10 miles before it gets pulled over.

But if your answer is, where are you? I have no idea. What's your license plate number? I don't know that either. It's not your fault you got jacked. But now that I told you, if you don't remember this, it's your fault you didn't do what you were supposed to do. Take a picture of every one of your license plates in your family. Right away, you sense an emergency. Look up immediately where you are. Myrtle Avenue, 64th plate. I'll be giving you more of this field craft, trade craft as time goes on.

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Both of you guys, Joe is like, they've been here the long, I mean, geez, Joe and I've been together so long. It's like weird. Joe,

Joe's been, Joe's been in three and we get in a new suit, four different studios. Joe, you're the only one who's been in four different studios. So technically one more, if you count my mother-in-law's house for like two weeks, that was it when we did the show out of there.

So, yeah. So, folks, again, it's just not bad enough yet. Here's a Marshalls in California. Here's a couple of young, lovely shoppers just decided to head on into the Marshalls and decided to help themselves with a product. Take a look. Nice.

There you go. Oh, the thing's going off. Oh my gosh. Everyone should turn around and go back, right? I love how they put those things and it's like they matter anymore. Like the person's walking out. Oh my gosh, look, the stuff's going off with the tags. We better go back and get those off.

Folks, it's not bad enough yet, man. It's not bad enough yet. So, Karine Jean-Pierre was asked by Peter Doocy yesterday about the border, which again, I guess just isn't bad enough yet. I guess we got to have 40, 50,000 people a day coming in and maybe then people will wake up. Maybe we should send more people to New York. I mean, Kathy Hochul had something to say about that.

Kathy Hochul, the liberal New York governor, the crazy person. Yeah, yeah. I'll get to that in a second. Here's Karine Jean-Pierre. Here's the answer to you. You want to see a double barrel middle finger in action? Here's what it looks like when Peter Doocy is like, hey, man, are you guys going to do anything about this or what? Take a look. What do you call it here at the White House when 10,000 people illegally cross the border in

a single day? So what do you call it, Peter, when GOP puts forth a wait? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't. I'm answering. OK, we're going to move on. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, you can't. I'm answering. Okay, we're going to move on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're moving on. We're moving. Go back.

Go back. No, no. I tried to answer. Peter, I tried to answer the question. You stopped me. Let's go. Okay, so... Folks, you understand that they don't give a shit.

What else do you need to hear? They don't care. The country is... We're in the middle of a hostile takeover. People who have completely, absolutely, 100% ignoring our laws. That's a fact. I don't care what your politics are. What I just said is real. These are not how the immigration laws work. You don't walk in the country without a visa, without a driver's license, a passport, or the right to be here. And they're doing it. And the Biden administration is doing nothing but assisting the process, which should say to you in your brilliant minds, because you're smart listeners

out there, they're doing this on purpose. They're doing this on purpose. Put that Breitbart article up before you, the Kathy Hochul, the moment to screenshot. Folks, you don't have it? Oh, pull that up for a second. They are pouring, here, here's a DHS, excuse me, a CBP source, Customs and Border Patrol. DHS out to lunch. They're planning a massive migrant release

at the Texas border. Look, would you see this on the screen? They're planning a massive migrant release at the Texas border. Do you see this on the screen? 2,500 migrants into one town in one day. Oh! Now, Joe Gee and I, we all live in the same town. There's probably, I don't know, 30,000 residents in this town, Max.

You're telling me 10% of the population is going to be added to a town in one day? This Texas border town is probably smaller in one day. Tell me again how this isn't being done on purpose. You and your country are being destroyed in front of your very eyes, decimated right now by rotting oatmeal brains, kids sniffing, woman feeling, bribe taking, this human garbage person in the White House. That's 8-8. And then you got Frank Feghazi's out there.

Maximal conspiracy theory losers on the left going after us. Here's the Democrat governor of New York. If a Republican would say this, you'd be accused of replacement theory or being a racist. This is a liberal Democrat saying, hey man,

you better not come here to my town. If you said that, you'd be fired from your job, you'd be canceled, and you'd be accused of what? Yes, sir. Joe says, I think you'd be accused of being a white supremacist. Joe, Fugazi again. You have Fugazi again? This is what would happen if you were to say that.

You would hear something exactly like this on MSNBC. That's 8-8. That's what they would say. They'd say, they would make up some crazy conspiracy theory how you thought of this a month ago in August because you were trying to tell people some kind of white supremacist on an eight because that's how freaking crazy these people are. Here's Kathy Hochul. Again, you said this, you'd be a white supremacist. Take a listen. We have to let the word out that when you come to New York, we're not going to have more hotel rooms. We don't have

capacity. So we have to also message properly that we're at our limit. If you're going to leave your country, go somewhere else. But the smarter thing is to apply for asylum before you leave your country. Again, you say that you are definitely a white supremacist. You're a racist, a Nazi, definitely a fascist. I'm going to have a heart attack today. I can't. I woke up this morning like full of piss and vinegar I can't even tell you I can't believe this place is being destroyed you know how easy it would be to

fix this place tomorrow you have any idea stop spending money we don't have cut the taxes so people can build their portfolios back again build their financial future back stop printing money we don't have shut down the border get rid of this Obamacare crap. The country be the richest country on earth by a factor of 10,000 in five years from now. We're doing everything wrong. Everything. This cancerous, rotting government in your life every single day. And then we got rotting oatmeal brains in the White House. So there's a hearing about Merrick Garland this week. You heard some of the clips this week,

Garland, our attorney general and name only. Here's how the hearing, which exposed again, how Garland is a sniveling fraud who won't answer any questions ever. Here's a, here's a hearing this week. I want you to hear how it's covered on MSNBC with the queen of vocal fry,

you know, vocal fry. You know that the Kim Kardashian talk? Well, you know, you know that here's the queen of vocal fry, the dreadful grifter, Nicole Wallace. Here she is. This is how she covered the hearing saying that Republicans were promoting conspiracy theories the entire time. And you expect an honest media to clean this up. Give me a break. Check this out. Republicans made it clear even before the hearing started with members telling reporters that nothing, nothing Merrick Garland could or would say today was going to satisfy them, that they would peddle all sorts of conspiracy theories. Republicans accusing the Justice

Department of going easy on President Joe Biden's son, Hunter, who currently faces a rarely used and constitutionally questionable gun charge. It was brought by Trump appointed prosecutor who was given special counsel status by, wait for it, Merrick Garland. But the fix is in, is what Jordan had to say. Even as Garland said over and over and over again that there was no interference in the Hunter Biden case. Oh, Garland said it, Joe. Garland said there's been no interference, despite the fact that now multiple whistleblowers

have come forward and said the opposite. Imagine being Nicole Wallace's family and having spawned this idiot. So Merrick Garland, who has every, ladies and gentlemen, who has the incentive to lie? The guy who'd be exposed as being a tool of a corrupt president, Merrick Garland, if he tells the truth, or the whistleblowers who have no dog in the fight at all? Oh, Merrick Garland has the incentive to lie. And there's queen of vocal fry, embarrassing human being, garbage person, Nicole Wallace with her vocal fry bullshit.

Oh, look at these conspiracy theories. I expect nothing from these idiots. I don't even know why I played that. But on a better note, because Nicole Wallace is convinced that there's no evidence, it's time for an encore performance. Do you have that? Did I tell you to throw the Bobulinski remix in today? Ladies and gentlemen, I rarely play things two days in a row, but our good friend Justin put this together. This is for Nicole Wallace, who thinks it's a conspiracy theory and that there's no evidence. No evidence. Hunter Biden's guilty. You guys saw it yesterday.

Did you like it? Are you down? And the chat, are you down for a little encore performance of the Bobulinski remix? You liked it, right? Here's the business partner to Joe Biden and Hunter Biden, Tony Bobulinski, years ago, saying how he did business with Joe Biden. Maybe it'll ring your bell a little bit more. And maybe when we're bellbusters, we'll start promoting this. If you hear it in kind of like a rap song or something, take a listen. I've heard Joe Biden say that he's never discussed

business with Hunter. That is false. I have firsthand knowledge about this because I directly dealt with Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe,

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, There you go, Nicole. Maybe it'll ring your bell a little bit if you have it look kind of a rap tune right there you like that that tip Justin for that we love you Justin good job that's a business partner right there. Is he lying too? Oh, Merrick Garland said otherwise. You call yourself, listen, Nicole, I get it. You're an embarrassment. I get that people around you are horrified by you. You're a noted grifter. Everybody in the Republican party you grifted off is now horrified they've ever dealt with you. You're a joke. You're a clown. Nobody

watches your garbage shit show. We understand that. She's a total loser. We get that. But have a little bit of human dignity and think this through like a normal person, not like the dipshit you are. Think this through, okay? Who has an incentive to lie? Merrick Garland or the whistleblowers and the business partner? Oh, that's right. But you're too stupid to figure that out. Talking logic to idiots like you, it's just a waste of my freaking time. I figure I just show everyone else how pathetic you people are. Folks, it's gotten so bad for Biden. Did you see this story in red state? This is hilarious. Tragic for the country, but hilarious for everyone else. The White House press pool, this is from the press pool, by the way. Just so you know a little behind the scenes,

when you're with the Secret Service and you travel, the press pool comes with you. So every day there's like 12, 16 members of the press pool that travel everywhere. We used to call it death watch because they travel everywhere because if something happens, they want to be the ones that record it. I know it's macabre, but that's just how, you know, that's how you think when you're an agent doing that kind of work. They travel everywhere. The press pool is almost all liberals, almost all liberals. So if they're reporting on this, you know this was bad. So apparently Biden was given a speech. This is Nick Arima at Red State. He began speaking at 409. About two dozen people were in attendance. After briefly touting his economic record, POTUS, this is a pool report, POTUS

reflected on his decision to seek the presidency. He told the story about the events in Charlottesville as the reason for his campaign. They note a few minutes later, he told the same story again, nearly word for word. Folks, the guy is losing his mind. If the pool is reporting on this, the pool, I've traveled with the pool. I've heard the pool talk. Folks, trust me, the pool is about as liberal as it gets. If the pool is saying this, there's a problem. And let me warn you, here's one of these economic segments in the chat. Are you ready? If you don't like them, can we do

another bot pogey? Is that okay? Do we like the economic segments or not? I'm going to keep it quick. I need to know if it hits 60 plus percent, yes, I'll keep them going. If not, I'm going to stop because it's a show for you. I'm just telling you right now, if you think, oh good, at least the economy's cleaning up, the borders are a mess, fentanyl crime, you are crazy. The economy is the worst part. My friend Peter Schiff, a good guy, has got this tweet out. The yield on the US Treasury is 4.365%. The highest since November of 27. Oil is going up. Mortgage rates are going up too. You're like, okay, good. You know what that means? Forget all the economic mumbo jumbo. You know what that means for you? That means the US Treasury yield, in other words, the interest rate it's got to pay people to lend money to the government is going up.

Why is it going up? Anyone in the chat have a guess? You have a guess? Why would the interest rate be going up on U.S. Treasuries right now? I thought the economy is doing great. Because ladies and gentlemen, the economy is shit and everybody knows the U.S. government is not going to pay them back. So they're asking for a higher yield because it's going to compensate them for the risk of lending money to this dreadful government. Oil's going up. The Saudis are sticking it to Biden right now. You think the inflation problem is going to get better?

I'm telling you it's going to get worse, and I called it, and it is getting worse. And Schiff called it too. It went up, then down, and what did I tell you? Joe, you may have to unflag that somewhere. I know I said it. I said, this isn't done. It's going to get worse.

Now it's going up. That U.S. 10-year treasury yield, watch that like a hawk. Wait till that gets up to five and six and seven. No one wants to lend the U.S. government money anywhere. Don't worry about it. Janet Yellen said everything's okay, folks, in maximum gaslighting. Janet Yellen, the Treasury Secretary, again, another joke of a human being. She went to the Nicole Wallace School of Journalism.

Here, take a look at this. I'm pleased by what I see in the economy. I think we're achieving lower inflation, which is, of course, very important to households and a tremendously important objective. Yeah, folks, everything's okay. Janet Yellen said so. No worries at all. No sweat. Don't worry about it all. The great article by Jerry Baker, by the way, in the Wall Street Journal, how this inflation that's coming is going to stick it to you huge. He says not only are rising prices first, they cut your spending power first. Obviously, prices are going up. You can buy less. But he notes it has even more damaging effects. Americans under 50 have no recollection of the terrifying destabilizing quality of sustained sharply rising prices.

United Auto Workers are pursuing a 36% pay demand over four years. Ladies and gentlemen, remember that, Joe, in the 80s? People wanted colas every year, 30% raises. Why did they want 30% raises? Because inflation was out of control. Yep. And then that causes my employers to have to charge more to pay the employees, which causes you to have to do what? To have to pay more. Folks, they're destroying your country. They're doing it on purpose. They're doing it on purpose. I'm hoping this guy can help us out. And again, a lighter note, because it's Friday and we'll get to some questions here. Some good ones.

It's a short one, but good. Donald Trump showed up at a bar in Iowa. And oh, did the liberals lose their minds when Donald Trump did this. Did you guys catch it? Did you see now folks? I don't know if you know this. This is a cool little gizmo on my desk when Guy pans out in the camera. This is the pen Donald Trump signed the executive order for the border wall with. I'm not kidding.

I have an actual photo in the Oval Office when he gave it to us. This is the actual pen. It's my coolest piece of memorabilia. This is the actual pen he signed it with. Did you notice the hover hand? Did you see that, Joe? When he's signing, it's like this. Of course, the liberals lost their mind.

The liberals lost their mind because no one wants Joe Biden to ever do that, ever, of course. But the hover hand handled that perfectly. It was at the end of the thing. The total hover hang going away. I want to lose a bit of chat. All right. All right. I'm running out of time.

All right. Let's go to questions for Dan. We just got a couple. Do your little. Yeah. You need the thing. Sounds like paper. First question.

Dan, Peter, the Jeopardy guy, 2004 in a live chat. Wow. That's a long name. Thank you, Peter. What's the best novel you ever read? In Cold blood? I love that novel. It's amazing how evil people could be when you read the Truman Capote novel about these two murderers. I couldn't put it down. I think I read it a day and I was in high school. You know, you don't even want to read anything in high school, but comic book, but it was a killer book. I mean, no pun intended.

The book was amazing. Hey, Dan, what are three things you enjoy to surprise most people at SC memory on truth? Uh, I'll give you more. I mean, I enjoy Brazilian jujitsu watching it. I used to like rolling around. Unfortunately with the arthritis, I got to one thing I got to chill, you know, a crazy thing. I thought I was trying to think like, I'm like, what is one thing like, is this, I don't know. Does this make me sound weird? Like I like nice handwriting. Is that weird? Like I noticed people's handwriting. If you've ever seen me in public and you wrote something down, cause my handwriting is such garbage and I have the worst thing. You ever see my signature on a

book? If you've got a signed book, it's so terrible. It's like this. And it's like a dot. You can't even read it. People with penmanship i don't know man is that is that sound you like guys think if i have to turn on my man card now is that super weird i like what what what's that oh i do why am i listening to myself by the way oh i hear myself there you go uh yes oh that's true he says you're always making sure your nails are cut. Yeah, there's a reason for that too. That's good. I'm glad you brought that up. When I was a kid, I was a nail biter.

And it's the most disgusting habit. You're like, yeah, it's gross. So I've always got to be sure they're like super short. And for you, that's like, what else? Obviously, I love steak. I love dogs. And another thing that may surprise you about me, I was a vegetarian for 10 years.

Like a real vegetarian. I don't even mean like lacto-ovo. I mean like a hardcore vegetarian. It's a long story, but I was never a lib, I promise you. But I loved animals and I didn't want to eat animals. And then I realized like God gave us animals to take care of, but we got to eat them just like they eat us. So I don't know if you ever heard that before. Yeah, for 10 years, man. And I was super skinny because let me tell you something. It's hard to get a lot of calories in if you're a vegetarian. You can do it right. I mean, I just didn't. I mean, beans and stuff like that have a lot of good calories, peanut butter and stuff. I just didn't do it right. I was super thin. You lift them when you're a vegetarian, man. It's hard. If you're not doing it right, I know the vegetarians are going to be like, yes, you can. I know. I understand. Amino acids, essentials. I totally get it. I'm just telling you, I did it wrong. That's why I'm skinny. So if you're lifted, you got to make sure you do it right. All right. Last question. How do you write your books? Do you use a ghostwriter? I know you don't

have much free time. At Jason Myers, one, one, one. This book was mine. So how do I write it? I'm on the, here's what I do. I get on the phone. I don't actually type it out, but the words are absolutely mine. So what happens is I dictate it to him, a guy who helps me out on the phone, and he's kind of an editor and a researcher at the same time. So there was one thing I said, there's a story in the book. I actually got a state wrong. It wasn't a state that was part of my story. It was a state incident. It doesn't matter, but he part of my story. It was a state incident. It doesn't matter, but he caught it right away. So I'll dictate to him the story. He sends it back to me. And then before I dictate the next story, I'd be on the phone with him the next day,

going over the old story and saying, no, no, no, this isn't exactly what I said. So he would then fix it. You get it? So do I use a ghost writer in the sense that they write? No, absolutely not. Those are my books. Now, I say that because the dirty little secret of the book writing business, I own a publishing company, is a lot of political writers

don't write their books at all. Did you know that? Someone shops them a book and they put their name on it. Now, that's sad, but it happens. I can tell you, Levin writes his own books. He's got a book out now, 100%. And no, those are my, I don't have a ghostwriter, but I do have someone that helps me out. I'm not actually sitting at the keyboard, but sometimes I do that too. There are a couple of chapters I had an idea in my head and I did it on my phone. I typed it out and said, we got to make this a chapter.

The end of the book was taken from a Facebook post that went viral. That's mine. I wrote every single word in that. But no, I did my book. So good question, Jason. I appreciate it. Folks, thanks again for tuning in. You all rock.

I can't believe we got 74,000 people today on a Friday. You believe that? This is like so benign. I love you guys so much. I hope you understand that. I love every single one of you for your loyalty to this show. Thank you for picking up the book. It means so much.

I got my last book signing tomorrow, 5 p.m. We're working on one up in the Northeast, so they'll be coming up, but it's a little bit away. The last one for a while is tomorrow, Naples, Florida. The details are on my True Social and Twitter account. Barnes & Noble, Tamiami Trail, Naples, 5 o'clock. Folks, you're so great, man. Thank you so much.

I'm sorry I was a little frosty today. My sincere apologies. A little too much language today. So for the kids at home, don't talk like that. It's no good. It's bad. I'm trying, but I'm just really pissed off, man. I want to see this country fall apart.

Fix it. Take it back. It's yours. I'll see you back here on Monday. Good day, sir.