The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Alley Oop 132: Chauncey Billups Sends SUBLIMINAL message, Trysta Goes Inside Blazers Locker Room, Wemby is an Alien

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

On this episode of The Alley Oop Basketball Show on DLS Hoops, hosts Juju Gotti and Trysta Krick break down another wild week in the NBA. Trysta heads to the Portland Trail Blazers game and gives us the inside scoop from the locker room — including what the team’s temperature really is right now. Meanwhile, Juju and Trysta react to Chauncey Billups’ Klutch hoodie, the incredible skill set of Victor Wembanyama, Austin Reaves’ breakout performance, and what’s really going on with the Denver Nuggets. This episode’s got everything: insight, laughs, and real hoops talk you won’t find anywhere else.  Subscribe to DLS Hoops for more NBA stories, player insights, and hilarious basketball banter! #NBA #Wemby #VictorWembanyama #AustinReaves #Lakers #DenverNuggets #ChaunceyBillups #TrailBlazers #PortlandTrailBlazers #TrystaKrick #JujuGotti #DLSHoops #AlleyOopShow #NBATalk #BasketballShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Tom. Let me tell you this. It's got me consequences. Mayor of Kingstown, new season now streaming on Paramount Plus. Welcome back to the alley. Look at my sister. Stupid dance moves. What you call that one?

I don't have names for all the dance moves that I have in my arsenal. It looked like the mashed potato. It looked like the mashed potato. I don't know whether that's a con. compliment or whether that's Come on, man. Come on, man.

Is that the mashed potato? Leave under the comment. I think that's just me getting ready for the show. You know what I mean? It was just a, it was just a like a mannerism on beat. You know what I mean?

Right. If you leave under the comments, all right, was this the mashed potato I was doing or leave hell no or if no. It's the, it's the, it's the hand. It's the hand-wipped mashed potato.

I like it. Because this is just the mashed potato in my world where you just push a button and he goes, look, that's a great place to start. Hand-wilt mashed potatoes. That's exactly what everybody who've been trying to guard Victor Wimbiamma has been this season thus far. Hand-wilt mashed potatoes. My boy doing something that I ain't never seen every single game now. I thought he was going to give us like four, five of them throughout the season.

Nah, this brother looked crazy. He blocking shots going down, going straight into the junk shot. Logo 3s, come on, man. If this man can stay healthy, he has an opportunity to be the greatest basketball player we've ever seen in the history of the world. No, I think that's facts. I think he's, like, probably the most unique player that we've ever seen. I think the fact that he is able to put up 40 and then on the next. next night give you nine blocks is insane.

The fact that he's shooting 37% from three, which is probably better than like 65% of guards in the league when he's 7 foot 5. The mechanics, the physics, when your arms are that long, we know what it's like when you try to shoot into like the little kitty, the little kitty. Right, straight cast for me. It's just this. He doesn't have to even go up.

order to shoot. Going from the logo, coast to coast, off the block rebound, it's just getting ridiculous. I think he has a real shot, and I know this is like three games into the season, and also it seems very obvious, but Victor Weniamma could win the MVP this year. Yeah, I mean, he might should because right now around the league, outside of Luca Donchitz looking crazy and ridiculous, there ain't no person that I feel like a team is going to have to. to rely on that's going to outshine Wimby, you did? Like, I know everybody, like, bam,

he's doing a great job with the heat. Even the Knicks, they got an all-star roster, but nobody is going to be able to, Aunt Man, I just, I love Batman, but we all know. Ant Man's out for two weeks now. Ant Man's out for two weeks now with a hamstring injury, which we can get to in a bit. But, like, you talk about Luca,

Luca's out as well with a finger and a hand. So Victor Rembi Yama is looking quite gumby right now, which means stretchy. which is A-O, which means like, hey, he's probably not going to get injured in these other brittle, older players. I mean, Wembe can do gymnastics-type moves where he can touch his toes to his forehead at that size kind of insane. So, yeah, what we're seeing from Wembe, three-for-six from three, six blocks, three steals, 31 points against the Nets. And I know it's the Nets. And I know that they've only played bottom-feeder teams right now, Mavericks, Pelicans, Nets.

but watch what he does to some of these other teams like the Warriors. It's going to be absolutely box office type stuff. Yeah. And I know it's the Nets and whoever's but shoot. Show me everybody else's numbers against the Nets, the Pelicans, and the Mavericks, if it's that easy. Now they're here nor there. Moving on.

We touched on it quite briefly right then. Luca Donch is out for a couple weeks, but in his absence, Austin Reeves. Talk about mashed. Is there an NBA player you could call whip mashed potatoes more than Austin Reeves giving you 51? Yeah, like Kelly Atlantic. My man is, there's nothing. That's the only white food, really, that I like that much, which is white potatoes whipped up with butter and sour cream mashed.

And that is, like, if Austin Reeves was at the cookout, the plate he would be would be the whip mashed potatoes. Yeah, what's your go-to food for Thanksgiving I know about them a little early But since you bought it up What's your favorite go-to dish on Thanksgiving I love mashed potatoes That's probably my favorite favorite one That's your favorite dish

Yeah mashed potatoes is my favorite dish I'm challenged flag that That's hell nah You got fried turkey We got roasted turkey We got macaroni and cheese Is up there as well It's got to be done right

Okay It's got to be done not by my brothers and sisters it's got to be done by your brothers and sisters where you take the fork to it and it goes cat cat you know and then it's and then when you put the spoon in it goes you know hey yes no a yo with that sound a yo that's a sound Dylan Dylan would give the flag to but Austin Reed he's back on track I was the re put up 51 on them boys the other night Man, like he's the real deal. I think he definitely earning that money that he won't, you feel

me, that moving forward, it's going to be hard to put a little disrespect on his name because in LeBron and Luca absence, he can get them boys, not only 51 points, but the W to go along with it. He's going to be the white Cam Thomas, but with winning basketball. He's literally going to shoot 35, 40 times a night. The Lakers are cooked. The Lakers are so cooked. Did you see, did you see Cam Thomas stat line?

the other day, that boy had 40 points and zero assists. I did see that. I've got him on my fantasy basketball team. And I was like, how does he not have that many fantasy points? And they were like, because he has two rebounds, zero of assists, zero, steal, zero blocks. Bruh, that boy said, they asked him before the season. They were like, do you see yourself being more of a distributor this year? Like, because you got Michael Porter, Jr., you got a lot of new teammates to get involved.

That boy was like, nah. my job is to score like i'm sorry man do you know who you're interviewing right now is that a real question also uh over the weekend i know it's been a couple of days right now but i want to point out still the ridiculousness in this salute to rob dear dick chancy billis went to the court in a clutch sports hoodie brer if i'm clutch sports i'm bruh if you don't take that damn hoodie off on your perk walk Bro, what the hell is wrong with you, man? To me, that's a big signal, right?

Because somebody said that our guy, Damon Jones, that's his name, right? He was tipping people off that LeBron James wasn't playing in games, right? And that there were other people tipping off that, you know, that Chauncey was tipping off allegedly, of course, is all legend. that Damien Lillard wasn't going to be playing in a game and to help people bet accordingly before that information became public. To me, that's like a cry. That's a shot across the bow.

That's a cry for help to clutch saying, hey, you guys better get me out of this because I know a lot about which y'all are up to and I know where the bodies are buried. And so we could go this way, or we could go left this way. And so I think that was a very strategic, concerted decision to add the clutch to the perp walk. I bet you weren't even thinking that's the way the mob would do it.

Damn, bro. I don't know if that's a street code violation from China C or not. Like, bro, like when you get locked up and I didn't get locked up and I'm hiding behind the bushes, don't be like, come on, Jew, they got us. Come from behind the bushes, bro. Come on. We are beefing forever after that. I'm so sorry.

Listen, I think it was like a little, I think it was just like a little signal to send the big, big balls, big paid, highly paid attorneys from Clutch to help me get up out of this. Because here's the things you do. And I know you want to move on, but there's a lot here.

And I was at the Portland game against the Warriors on Friday. So I was able to get a little like insight info. Salute the Siago Splitter, by the way. Seattle Splitter. Like, salute to. master splitter because he's going to have them boys playing super fast. Okay, so I think the thing that's very weird is that in order for Chauncey to get represented for the, it wasn't even the

arraignment, it was, I think, just the indictment. He had to have a lawyer, right? And so he did, but we don't know anything about this lawyer. And the lawyer, I don't know who he's connected to, but that guy's most likely not going to be Chauncey Billups's lawyer in the Eastern District of New York, which is where he has to go to court for these crimes. So I think he's got to get like a clutch attorney. And so I think he's kind of like navigating very uncertain waters. Number two to that point. Yeah.

Did you see that Ramona was at the game in Portland and we linked up? Ramona going to be there. She's going to be there. If you can bet your bottom dollar on anything, Ramona going to pull up on you, brother, and put the microphone in your mouth. What you got to say about this little, bro? My girl pulled up in an all black turtleneck For the occasion

Straight business Like the rock And I said You know one thing I knew is that there's a scandal Ramona Shelburne will be there And she said Yeah I know it's kind of my beat So she went and followed Portland back to L.A. where she lives

And she asked Tailu about this Right And Tailu has been best friends with Chauncey since Chauncee was 17 years old They've been They're like this He was Tyloo's assistant And set the stage for you

Nobody is allowed to speak to Chauncee right now He is he is iced out He is persona non-grad It'd be like if they were like Yo you can't You can't text you anymore He's done, he's out

And I'm like what? No, that's my dog Not allowed to contact Chauncee But Tai Lu is the only one Who has So They ask she asks Tyloo like hey have you spoken to Chauncey I know that's your guy everybody else is like not able to contact him and he's like yeah I spoke to him and I know him so well I know based on the sound of his voice he's good and he feels very confident in his legal situation and I thought to myself that is a lot of support for that puts you square in cash

Patel crazy eyes's like lens of scope I would even if it was you Jew who I love like a brother I would be like listen I loved you I support you he's one of my favorite humans he's my brother but I am not with him every minute of the day that's it

it's like I don't know that's cool right there yeah I wouldn't mind that right there because you put this respect and love on the front part look that's my dog don't get me wrong but I happen to not know any of what he do Yeah, listen, I'm, but Tailu's like he's confident in his innocence and I'm confident in his confidence. And it's like, Tailu, I've been on Reddit, I've been hearing allegedly you've been to go into some poker games.

So you better just take care of home right now, Tailu. Exactly. When keeping the real goes wrong, mind your business and stay out them for old bee wax before you get stuck in there. Meanwhile, the Blazers are saying nothing. Tiago's like, I'm still processing what's happening. I don't know. And I was in the locker room and none of the players came out before the game. You know how it is pre-game.

Everybody's in there playing music. They're getting dressed or doing their thing. Whatever, right? Like, you get 70, 80% filtering in and out. It was my guy, Caleb Love. I'm late for something. That's what he said. I'm late for something.

I got to go. It was Jeremy Grant. I'm all so late. I've got to go. And it was Denny, Abdea, who was the only one who came into the room and said, hey, y'all. And that was like an invitation. We all just circled around him. Hey, what can you tell us? All right.

Denny always walked the down talk. And everybody else was not there in the locker room. So that just speaks, I think, to, like, how shell-shocked the squad is right now. Yeah. Salute to him, man. Look, you got to keep your mouth. shutting these situations because once look like i said once leco scronoscary involved hey oh trista i love your show but uh hey i don't know i got a good kid in college right now

man i like my kneecaps but moving on well we like to call this segment boy stop and it's always led by the illustrious miss rebecca donahue the most viral story from the weekend the most embarrassing story from the weekend hold on I need to hold while I say this because this is my dog this is my dog he got me one of these like mine he got me one of these salute to my brother I love you man but I got a I got to report the news bro like I got to report the news man Jalen Brown hairline Gates rode a clip miss Rebecca. 84.65.

The foul call. My boy dribbles left to the whole OG Anobie with the defense and smudge right on his damn jersey. My boy, Beijing rode off right on his jersey. As big as the number

80 is on OG Annanobie Jersey is the Beijing smudge on that man jersey, man. Look at my man. and he puts his head smirch smirch right in the middle of O'Giannobie's jersey and you know what I think it is you do and you can tell me whether I'm wrong for this it his hairline might be okay his hairline might be okay yeah but in today's culture for barbershops from what I only see on IG and friends of mine it's like the hair paint is like necessary if you

of any spots in your any little like it's like you have to have a fully painted head before you walk out the house and it's sad too because i know what my boy was doing he got a little light spot on top of his head you can tell for a little while man but what i'd be wanting to tell these brothers all my brothers especially jaden brown man come home man you're not but think about this right here if you just come home none of this even matters I know you I know you don't care about stuff like this Jalen I know you are

you a great guy your mind is on other stuff advancing the culture and the world and science and all of that but come home man you got millions on millions of dollars bumper hairline bro especially if you're going to be out there rubbing a smudge on Ogena

Nobby's jersey bigger than the damn eight bro we can't go out like this I think all Or, one, I am surprised that he would care about this. I think somebody told him he needed to do it. It was his barber. Because I don't think Jalen Brown cares about these trivial things, such as, like, covering up a spot on his head.

Go ball. I don't think he cares at all. But I think also, like, before you go bald, I've seen on, again, Instagram, there is hair dye for the hairline that literally is, like, waterproof. You can just wipe it. I've seen it. If you got millions, don't get the stuff that you get at the local beauty shop, beauty supply store. Go a little bit higher tech because I know that it's possible that you can cover your hair lineup and not smudge up OGN and Obie's jersey. Yeah, you might need to go ahead and hit Turkey, bro.

Like, go ahead and do the little situation in Turkey, bro. If you want your hair, but don't be like, because my Celtics are already looking like how we look this year. And you add on stuff like this It's just like, come on, man It's goofy It's very goofy But he's still an NBA champion So we always got to keep the respect on his name

Moving on Miss Rebecca Pull up on this, Miss Rebecca I don't know what you want to say about this one I just think that maybe when you do the D You shouldn't touch the D A-O What the hell is this video?

Right Just watch Okay Okay Now we might have to start Vetting these videos Set us up Judger

Okay Trista can set this one Right I can set this up All right So Mr. Grady Dick

Okay Is guarding Deangelo Russell And grabbed For the ball And got a ball Instead of

The ball But it's also Like His name is Dick And he grabs The D I mean

Like it's a Double D It's really Flag 15 yard Right, personal file. Get him out of the game. Flagrant 4.

So, flagrant. If your name is Grady Dick, avoid touching the dick. How about that? Thank you. Thank you for that. There's our lower... Let's go ahead and move on. We're moving on.

Hey, how about this? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah. Hey, Grady. Hey, Grady. Hey, Grady. Boy, stop. All right.

There we go. More don't. You need to at least let them know. Just boy don't. Right, please don't stop. Great. Never start. Let's see.

Let me say. Let me say. She's lost. She's done. She wanted that she wanted that Jalen Brown one to be a voiced up. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Right. That threw her the whole thing off. But we good. I got something. I got some. We're going to talk through it. We're going to talk through your pain right now. Let me say.

I got a lot of pain. look on her face ladies and gentlemen her computer screen probably off right now her monitor turned off here's one this is the dog for the win this is the dog okay here we go here we go just watch

let's see here a bird a bird one on three cats oh damn yeah that's my Tom and Jerry I didn't know cats

did that yeah did you know if you put a up and they got repats of the bird and they got repats If you put a cucumber behind a cat And then just wait He will jump out of the damn

I don't think that's true I think that's just a viral thing I promise it's true Do you have a cat Nah I do I can test it out later this week I gotta get a cucumber I don't have those just in my fridge

But I can try it He's already used them all up Now we're just in small talk Let's not make that public information This is a disaster This is a disaster We're just to downgrade it to small talk Does anybody want to talk about the

weather next are we concerned at all about the nuggets i'm not juju but they lose to the warriors and overtime yeah and i think a lot of people were pretty shook if at that especially considering the warriors lost the very next day to my blazers what is your perspective on this look i feel like we in what october right now it doesn't matter you feel me like they can lose all the games they want to right now. Hold on one second. Are you here at noon? Yeah.

Oh, it didn't get the system. Give me just one second. Thank you. Yeah. Sorry. I'm getting kicked out, guys. I think the Nuggets, man, they're going to be in October. When they're going to like to have that 760 going into the playoffs, then they're going to smoke folks.

That's how they do every year, so I ain't worry about them at all. Me neither. Good, good show. How about a boy stop goes to the guy who just kicked me out of the kill? I'm going to have my new studio next week. Boy stop myself. Girl stop myself. Yeah, man.

So thank everybody once again for tuning in and watching me and my sister week to week. If you don't know if you're listening right now, please travel over the DLS Hoops on YouTube. Subscribe, like, comment, help your boy and your sister out, please. And as always, as always, thank you to Ms. Rebecca and Dylan. got y'all back if y'all need me and salute to everybody that tuned in without you guys who the hell are we thank y'all for joining it now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began in 1795 quervo invented tequila quervo what are you doing here quervo anytime someone says quarevo i show up well i do know that to be true but even

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So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Quervo. Quervo. The tequila. That invented tequila. Broximo, quervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Quervo.

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