The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Alley Oop 133: What’s Really Going On with the Bucks? AD Hurt Again, Reaves Ballin’, Bulls Rolling

Episode Date: November 1, 2025

The Bucks can’t seem to decide if they’re elite or average — Trysta Krick and Juju Gotti break it all down on this episode of The Alley Oop Basketball Show. SUBSCRIBE TO DLS HOOPS FOR OUR WE...EKLY (TUESDAY) SHOW > https://www.youtube.com/@DLSHoops We dive deep into: Whether the Milwaukee Bucks are really contenders or just inconsistent The latest on Anthony Davis’s Achilles injury and what it means for the Lakers Austin Reaves’s incredible stretch of play The Chicago Bulls’ winning streak — can it actually last? It’s your no-fluff, all-fun breakdown of the NBA’s biggest stories from two of basketball’s most entertaining voices. Subscribe for more NBA + WNBA talk every week from Trysta Krick & Juju Gotti! #NBA #Bucks #AnthonyDavis #AustinReaves #Bulls #NBANews #NBATalk #BasketballPodcast #Lakers #MilwaukeeBucks #ChicagoBulls #AlleyOopShow #TrystaKrick #JujuGotti #BasketballAnalysis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:17 This balance is not working. And the naked gun. That was awesome. Now that's a mountain of entertainment. We're doing this Howard Stern style today, baby. We're in the studio. You know what I mean? My sister at the house, she did.
Starting point is 00:02:41 We switched roles. How are you feeling today, Trista? I'm chilling like a villain on penicillin, Juj. I like that penicillin. Look, I like those glasses also. Tell the people about these glasses right now, because they are the talk of the town. Shout out to MEDA.
Starting point is 00:03:01 They gifted me these glasses for the UFC event. They're the ones that take a little photo. I'm just going to take a photo right now. Ah, yeah. It's all POV. I guess that's the new wave of the future. I couldn't find my headphones, so I was like, let me put these on.
Starting point is 00:03:19 My lashes still need to get reapplied. So let's see how the glass, maybe the glasses will move our views up. Smart, Trista. Right. P-O-V is the way to go. Also, the way to go these days, apparently, Austin Reeves,
Starting point is 00:03:34 if you got two superstars down with injury, call on Austin Reeves. He'll get you 40 points. He'll get you a 30 ball. He'll get you also, what, a buzzer be there last night? He didn't get me a 30 ball last night. He didn't get me a 30 ball last night. Oh, he gave you a 28 ball?
Starting point is 00:03:50 And I had him for 30, so selling. Down. how do you feel about my boy let's check out this game winner right now six seconds left okay we imbound the ball to austin leaves he has jada dame alabam larry bird the swipe through comes around oh middy lean back splash game over sir runs over to his friends jared vander built the man who takes clothes wears him then brings him back gives him the hug hey ain't got a problem with that though sometimes you get the fit off and then everybody was taking pictures how are you ever going to wear this fit again like i didn't even expect these pictures to be taken tonight
Starting point is 00:04:34 honestly jew i wish i wish that was like a thing you know where it's like get this fit off and send it back this is just a one-time thing anyway i really are just wanting to rent these clothes i do the rent the runway but but the clothes aren't really in in alignment with street style. So I'm trying to find street wear rent the runway and I just cannot find it. So buy and return it is.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Yeah. Well, Austin Reeve is definitely renting the runway. You feel in me, 100%. Do you think that he can sustain this? Because when Luca comes back, because when Luca comes back,
Starting point is 00:05:15 he's going to say, hey, it's time for the closet to go for me. Right. It's time to rip the runway when Luca get back. Do you think he can sustain this until he get back? Or do you think,
Starting point is 00:05:25 this is like a flash in the pan. Do you think Jake La Ravia, who Minnesota and Ant Man realized who he was last night? Do you think he can keep this up? I think Austin can keep it up. I don't know if Jake La Ravia can keep it up. You say Jake Laravia in such a disrespectful manner.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Like, who the hell? You know, you did. I say it like the old country. La Ravia, Arabia. the Lawrence of Laravia is what we're going to call him. No, I think Austin has the goods
Starting point is 00:06:03 to score. I think he really does. I think you see his moves, you see his footwork, you see his ability to shoot the rock, contested. We saw that last year. We've seen that the year before. He just had other players that needed the ball more, and now it's just an open runway
Starting point is 00:06:18 for him to rent. Yeah! Also, by the way, this is not Cisco on my shirt, ladies and gentlemen, today. Just got to point it out, this is my doubt, Courtney Williams. I was walking in the studio today? Somebody asked me, was this Cisco on my shirt? And now I can only see Cisco got... Not here nor there.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Sorry for cussing, Ms. Rebecca. Moving on, we got some more action than the NBA last night. We're going to go through a couple of scores, because some of these don't deserve to be talked too much in depth. about celtics over the cavaliers donovan mitchell's hurt pistons over magic p you even though uh kate cunningham had a pretty phenomenal block on on my boy last night what's his name jalen uh sucks he blocked the hell out of him yes after he got poked in his eye uh hawks over nets boring snooge vests bulls over kings are you surprised with the bulls four and old bulls
Starting point is 00:07:25 Would this last? Are they going to make the playoffs? Or they're going to be playing Bulls just like always? Bulls have had a very soft schedule to start. They have not beaten anyone that I'm particularly impressed by. I guess you could say that the Pistons, the win over the Pistons at the UC, but it's the opening game. And you look at what our guy Kay did, gave you 23.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I'm going to need more than that. I'm going to need more from Officer Thompson. I also feel like the pistons without Malik Beasley might be just not as good. Like I just don't think they're as dangerous of a team. And I said that prior to start the season. I said I'm concerned about what these pistons can be. Losing him really stinks. They wanted to keep them.
Starting point is 00:08:16 You beat the magic, but the magic's offense hasn't gotten any better. The Hawks are still figuring it out. And the kids are not good. So they haven't faced anybody. If they were to beat the Knicks tomorrow or today when this comes out, I will be impressed. I will be very impressed. If they beat the box on Friday, which, yeah, if they beat the bucks and the calves,
Starting point is 00:08:38 like, okay, if they beat the spurs, okay. But this is just a team that's, you know, we saw this a few years ago when they started, what, like they were the number one in the east before Lonzo Ball got hurt. That's basically all the things that Bulls fans like to tell us about, well, when we had Damar and Lanzo, and when we had Zach Levine and Vooch, we were number one. You should know what we could have been. So I think that's kind of what we're seeing right now. I think it's TBD on the B-U-Ls.
Starting point is 00:09:07 The biggest news coming out of the league last night, to me, outside of AR-15, going crazy. Anthony Davis, another one, another injury, beginning the season. And this one don't look good. Non-contact for real, lower leg, they say, and that big structural body, like, bro, I don't know, bro. Do you think over or under, let's go 40 games where Anthony Davis played this year? Look at my boy. He didn't know what was going on. Over under 40 games for Anthony Davis.
Starting point is 00:09:44 I got to watch this clip before I give you it. I got to see it again. Okay. Show me it again. Go back. all right here we go yeah so we didn't even see we didn't we didn't really even see anything here that's all good it's just miss rebecca down to you it's just like we got a guess there was no moment that we got that started it it just we just get the end of the story listen i didn't
Starting point is 00:10:08 shoot it for god's sakes am i you shot it the game and shoot it i didn't shoot yes you shot this this is your personal but yeah bro i don't know personal phone from the nosebleeds well here's the thing. Yeah. I would say under 42, if this is as serious as it looks. But we kind of knew there was stuff going on, Juju, to start off the season. Because we've been knowing that he's had Achilles tendonopathy for a while now. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:10:43 This is breaking news to me. I thought real Hoopers was supposed to know, and I didn't. Yeah, he's been dealing with. bilateral Achilles tendinopathy. Oh, wow. And so that's something that is a regressing, it's not really like an injury. It's kind of like something that you have to deal with throughout. And so that's something that I think will impact his durability for the rest of his career.
Starting point is 00:11:14 In four of the last five seasons, AD's played 56 or less games. How old is, how old is 80? 31, 80. I don't know. Let me see. Yeah, that's on me. 32. 32. 32 entertainment. He's got already got to wear glasses for the rest of his career. He had a patch retina.
Starting point is 00:11:40 He'll have to wear glasses forever. He's had multiple lower leg injuries. Yeah. It's just a. frightening thing and and so for me you now have a non-contact sort of issue with the Achilles I don't know if it's a tear but what I know is is this is going to be a constant nagging thing if it wasn't a tear and this is not a season-ending injury what do you think bruh I think this is the beginning of the end I ain't gonna lie to you because I'm always rooting
Starting point is 00:12:13 for him I want the Dallas Maver's to win the championship this year if I was just like for my personal wants outside of the Minnesota Timberwolves and, of course, the Boston Celtics. But I want the Dallas Mavericks to win the championship. If I could just choose who I want to win. They won't. Look at those baby greens over there. Get out of here.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Scram. Get out of this camera. NIST, I would like that. What is Juju saying I want the, why do you want the Mavericks to win the... Because I don't like how the whole world just. turned on Nico, even though, look, the trade with for Luca, it was questionable. It was very, it was a bad mood. But I don't like, it's like when the world zigs, I zag, man.
Starting point is 00:13:03 You feel me? So I'm not going to jump on the- Are you just-zagging for a reason, or you just, you're just zagging just to zag? I'm not sure yet. I'm trying to figure it out, kind of. It's a philosophy. Because we can't reward or root for bad. decision makers.
Starting point is 00:13:21 No, I'm not. They got Cooper flag. See what I'm saying. See, that's where I don't have a problem. The brother made a mistake. So we hate him forever now. Is that what we're going to do for that forever? But he said he didn't make a mistake.
Starting point is 00:13:33 That's what he's supposed to say. I'm saying, I show my brother Nico compassion. I don't want him fire. I want to see what he does next. And it'll be perfect if they can win the championship this year. Kyrie can get him a ring, another one. and it'd be fun they got a good squad over there de lo though they're gonna have to get rid of they have a horrible squad they have a horrible squad they're literally the worst offense in the league
Starting point is 00:14:00 they stink they're 15th i think in defense this team stinks juju they stink to high heaven and i don't know why you want 80 to win another ring he already got his ring kairi already got his ring this team needs to go away they need to get off my tv screen and to me i'm wondering if if jujugadi is getting free nikes from nico harrison right now that's what i'm wondering see that's what i'm saying i'm wondering if your integrity this is how she at when she got them down p o v glasses on now she's asking about my uh dealings with nico harrison i do not know officer is he sending you those jerseys are you getting all those jerseys from nico harrison i do not know Nico Harris and officer.
Starting point is 00:14:47 You're right, though. You're right. You're right. I ain't going to lie to you. I just, you know, I like Kyrie. You know, neither here nor there. I like Kyrie as well. I like Kyrie as well.
Starting point is 00:14:56 But who do you want, besides the Portland Trailblazers, who do you want to win the championship this year? I root for the nuggets at all times. At all times. That's rich. Well, unless they're going against my blazers. I root for Yokic. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:14 I root for this team to figure it out again. Bruce of B. I fell in love. I fell in love with Jamal Murray, postseason Jamal Murray in the bubble. I just think there's almost no other player I enjoy watching more than when it's fourth quarter playoffs and Jamal Murray's in his bag. Those two players together are just like magic. They're not like Magic Johnson They're like
Starting point is 00:15:45 They're like Baskillat out there They're like Man, he's supposed to know who no damn Baskiat is Who's Baskillette? My little test the microphone I'm gonna die That's my bad
Starting point is 00:15:55 He's a streetware artist You need to get your street I mean you're street artist You need to get your street art game up Anyway Jean-Michel Bachel Yeah that's what I'm gonna go do I'm gonna go get my street art game up
Starting point is 00:16:07 You're in Miami That's where Art Basil is it's just a month away, so you need to get it together, juju. Anyway, it's a thing of art, right? Those two together is a work of art. I already like OKC. So if they win it, I'm not pressed if they win it.
Starting point is 00:16:25 I'm not pressed. I can't claim OKC. That's like me saying. I'm not claiming them. I said I'm not pressed if they win. I already like the Blue J. I'm not pressed if they win the World Series. A game away.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Moving on. I've been rattled since my... I've been rattled since my... Look, I've been rattled since my day. lip test his microphone. I don't even know the topics no more. I just want to go sanitize and mouthwash, but we can't do that. Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Starting point is 00:16:49 The thing that you have to know really quickly before we've changed topics. Yeah. Is that Juju, when you go to eat with Juju, this is something that I forgot all about until right this second. She fed.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Jiu may can I not tell this story? No, you could tell it. Am I Cash Patel right now? You are Casper-Tel, but you can tell it. Casper-Tel. So, Jujo, when he goes to the restaurant, he doesn't want to eat off the utensils that everybody else eats
Starting point is 00:17:25 and that they clean in the dishwasher. He wants the ones that come from the packet, the plastic. He would rather have the plastic ones. And if the plastic ones are coming in one of those little open containers, he doesn't want those either. The level of the germophobic, yeah, he's eating with his fingers if it's not a plastic wrapped with a, with like a glove on, with like a plastic glove. Exactly. So the level of fear in Juju's heart right now that his lip has touched another man's microphone where spit has been coming right at that.
Starting point is 00:18:05 And he has now, boop. I'm like you're probably going to get COVID okay moving on this is why I'm good this is a perfect segue I would like to give a very very very special birthday shout out to my brother your brother our brother Dylan dirty 30 well look I want to see this shout out Dylan like without you and miss Rebecca this show would be kapits. So I want to thank you in front of the world. I want to thank you in front of our family, our extended family, which is the listeners.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Thank you so much for your contributions, Dylan. We appreciate you so much, brother. Happy birthday, man. Thank you. Thank you. I'm happy to be an editor for this really fun show. And you guys always keep the fun. We would be an absolute mess without y'all.
Starting point is 00:19:02 I want to say, though, your level of germophobia is Trumpian. That's scary. Isn't it weird? Trumpy. Trumpian, Juju. I'm shocked by that. Trumpian. I know you look at Juju and you would never.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Never think that. I hate to say this. We're going to come across the wrong way, but you just don't look like a germophobe. You know what I mean? So what do I look like? I like germs? Is that what you got to say? Yeah, I am, bro.
Starting point is 00:19:27 It's ridiculous. Everybody always tell me like, it's a salute everybody. Since you were a little boy, were you like this? Not since I was a boy. A little kid? Since COVID, COVID did a number on my mental health. Now everybody, my family, my relationship, everybody understands. They got to give me a little grace.
Starting point is 00:19:46 So salute to everybody that gives me my grace and salute to Dillon with the Dildoes, except on his birthday. We're not going to say that to him today. Moving on. Let's pivot. I got a question for you. Are the Milwaukee Bucks good or bad? The Milwaukee Bucks are good at aggravating me
Starting point is 00:20:04 because I want them to I don't like the books. The books are one of the teams I will never like. It don't matter what happens. The books can end racism while saving earth
Starting point is 00:20:20 from a meteor in the same day and I still would not root for Janice Anson Ticompo the next day. I don't give it down. They are so boring. They are so I'm not going to say lame, but I just do not like the bus.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Slude to the franchise, great championship y'all won a couple years ago. It was not a fan. It was a good championship? Exactly. You beat the suns. Not at all. Was it really impressive that Kevin Durant's shoe was on the line and they beat him by 55 and then Kyrie went down and then James Hardin went down and then they ended up beating the nets who were clearly the better team. Was it really that impressive?
Starting point is 00:20:58 I don't think so. You said it. Actually. Mr. Smercher. Actually. The besmircher has decided to besmirch. I think you're right about Milwaukee in the sense that, like, maybe they're good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Maybe they're a team that could mess around and be an Eastern Conference Finals team as we see them right now with a bunch of jags. Just guys. Jagoffs. But boy, oh boy, are they hard to watch? I don't, like, Janus is the best, most dominant player that's, like, not really that. exciting to watch you know what I mean it's just pure pure aggression there's nothing smooth or graceful about his game yeah just power overpowering others he can dribble a little bit a little bit dribble a little bit I don't know bro he can dribble between his legs
Starting point is 00:21:56 there we go he can do that he can do that move he can go he can literally bounce one time and then back and then to the rim. He's not, you know, he's not James Hardin or Kyrie Irving. But you're right. The bucks are sort of infuriating because we thought they were dead in the water. And maybe they will be. But A.J. Green's hit in threes. Bobby Portis is hitting threes.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Tori and Prince is hitting threes. My guy, Ryan Rawlins, came out of nowhere and is somehow the new point guard of the future there. Kyle Kuzm is playing his role And then you just give we roll with Yannis He's our guy We do everything he wants us to do He's the clutch closer We can go on runs with him
Starting point is 00:22:41 Just pure dominating the game and the paint You can't stop him If you know what he's going to do Because he's just way bigger and stronger Than you Yeah And guess what? That level of basketball is so infuriating
Starting point is 00:22:53 Yeah Do you hate the bucks Because of what they've done to your Celtics? Is that what it is? Moving on Is that what it was? I want to remind people this is not, it's also not Kyle Kuzman on my shirt. This is Courtney Williams stuff, but this topic right here, speaking of myself, it's so painfully.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Jalen Brown has leaned into the struggle this year. I like this new Jailen Brown. Jalen Brown used to be so serious all the time. He wanted to drop knowledge on you. Excuse me. part of me, canaulish. There's a silent K. Like, he just that brother, right. And now
Starting point is 00:23:37 this year, bro, he ain't taking itself as serious. He doesn't got his ring. He's a more fun guy, man. The world been poking fun at him and his hairline has smudged on OG and Anobie's jersey. And he linked into it, man. Us, including.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Right. He linked into it. He hit up LeBron on the stream and asked him, what he asking says? You got more details on this story. He said, what do I do? How do I fix this? LeBron, come help me. You did something.
Starting point is 00:24:08 We saw your hairline looking a hot mess. We've seen multiple iterations of LeBron's hairline looking like it was ready to go. And he still hasn't come on home. And LeBron was like, leave a message. I'll call you back. And so on the stream, live on the stream. Let's pull it up, Ms. Rebecca.
Starting point is 00:24:25 What did Jalen Brown do after we said go to Turkey, figure it out? And Juju said for us all, I'm coming home. I'm coming home. Tell the world Jalen Brown is coming home. Take it away, Trista. So you look at Jalen Brown and Kevin Durant. They go back and forth. And Kevin Durant said, that's better. So you won't leave stains on your opponent's jersey while playing. And listen, I know I'm putting myself in a very vulnerable spot by even commenting
Starting point is 00:24:59 that Kevin Durant is not the one to be making these comments. Kevin Durant's got the worst head of hair in the NBA by far. And I think he's doing it on purpose to troll us. So anyway, Jalen Brown goes back at him and says, man, I'm embarrassed for you. Your hair looks like a football field. It looks like FedEx Field. Speaking of Kevin Durant's from the DMV area,
Starting point is 00:25:25 is looking like FedEx Field. Looking like MetLife Arena. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's a horrible, horrible. I think Katie might have the worst hair besides Devin Carter. He might have just the worst natural hair in the history of the league down there. My boy got peas still. I ain't know they still had peas. My boy had peas in the mud, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Like, do you brush this? Do you, like, how do you, the only way to go is to go super duper, Which is what Jalen Brown did last night Because contrary to this picture, my boy didn't go by My boy had a game last night And he was still dropping buckets with the Caesar Now the Caesar is way lower now Which is credited to his barber
Starting point is 00:26:15 But my boy got the low super duper low Caesar And still hasn't come home yet Salute to Jalen Brown And salutes my phone for following So salute to Jalen Brown that it looks bald in this photo though just probably because of how he has really no hair line in the beginning
Starting point is 00:26:36 he looks bald in this picture because it's a fake ass picture trust uh you got duped they don't got my sister with these big old glasses nose he and go bald he still got all of his hair on top of his damn head salute to the Celsius getting a big dog last night A big dub over the calves. That's a big dub.
Starting point is 00:26:59 For real, for real. They was 0 and 3, and now they are 2 and 3. Salute to the whoever I root for. Well, I'll tell you this. I tell you this. Denver plays the Portland Trailblazers tonight in the NBA Cup, Ju-JU Friday night in Portland. The NBA Cup back tonight?
Starting point is 00:27:19 NBA Cup is back tonight. You just bro-nose to me. I like them courts. I like them courts, bro Look, the world don't like the courts I like them Because I think they're for the kids Be grown-ass men
Starting point is 00:27:32 Be complaining Oh, I can't see the game I used to be me Some of these courts are atrocious But at the same time I like them The kids love them It's like Anthony Edwards shoes
Starting point is 00:27:42 They don't make the best sense In the world But look at the colors They're so colorful You know They're amazing Come on They're awesome
Starting point is 00:27:51 They're not You know For the kids kids, look to the kids. Also, speaking of the kids, we got a segment we like to call Boy Stop here. And so Miss Rebecca, let's
Starting point is 00:28:04 get these boy stops rolling. There we go. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, this was not called a travel. Let's count the steps. All right. Well, let's wait for the gather first. Why? Now that's the
Starting point is 00:28:24 gather one two two oh no that's the that's the pro no see he was gathering we got to get it back we got to get it back his gather i got confused by you not counting let's go back again let's start over on my count no let's wait for the gather you got to wait for the full you got the second hand has to touch the ball the second hand they don't have to touch the ball yeah yes the second hand I'm already a carry right here. One, two, carry. Three,
Starting point is 00:28:53 four. Come on, bro. Four steps. Listen, depending on when you call it the gather. It's either a carry or it's not a travel. Are you insane right now?
Starting point is 00:29:09 This is a travel. He's still gathering. There it is one. Bro. Hell now. And then up. That's it. Are you trolling me right now?
Starting point is 00:29:20 Are you trolling me right now? I'm telling you the letter of the law before you formally gather. You can take a bunch of steps while you're gathering. Brough. Hell, look. I'm trying not to cuss. This is the biggest travel since that one time. Who was traveling?
Starting point is 00:29:45 I think LeBron was just walking with the ball. It's some crazy. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you, technically, by the letter of the law, if they're not calling that a full gather, which is where your second hand has to touch the ball. You keep saying, gather. Say gather one more month. Say gather again.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Say gather again. See why I'll pop up in Portland. You are my brother. You are really my brother. Oh, my God. Well, y'all is answer to Coupo. Boy, stop. Boy, stop.
Starting point is 00:30:22 He's got no bag, though. Really, truly, truly he has no bag. Right. He got the same bag that Alyssa Thomas got. It's just a hammering that. And she doesn't have any shoulders. Yonis' shoulders is just fine. He's got the Alyssa Thomas bag.
Starting point is 00:30:40 He went to the store and said, give me the Alyssa Thomas broken shoulders handbag, please. And they said, you sure? And he said, yep. He was like, of course, indubitably. And he said, you sure that's the handbag you want? That's the one? All right.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Mr. Rebecca, what else you got for? All right. Here's what I think is the best use of AI in sports, this stupid video. Here we go. What is it? Oh, Lord. Ladies and gentlemen, what is this Danny? Hold on.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Hold up. Oh, my God. There is no way these dudes can. and jump that high. I mean, he's the guy's being murdered. How did the ball come back off? The man is being murdered. What is the point of this video?
Starting point is 00:31:31 Why are they doing this? Is this anti-Asian? No, I think he's just. Bro, mad as hell, whatever they're doing. Whatever they ought to. The volleyball chair. Is this, what part of this is real? Like any of it?
Starting point is 00:31:42 I don't think any, is it? Is it? Is this game heaven? I got to say, this video. This video is like at least three years old. Is it? I just want to, I've seen this video. I saw this video a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:31:54 When they carry him, oh, my God, when they carry him. Miss Rebecca, give another three-year-old video for a new voice. You know, Dylan, on your birthday, gave you half the day off. I gave you half the day off. And then what you did is he threw me under the viral video bus by saying my video was three years old. So I am now this man. This is, this is Dylan smacking the ball into my face. That's me.
Starting point is 00:32:17 right there at the end of the show. Dead. Dead. On Dylan's 30th birthday. At least it's a real video. You're not showing an AI video. That's all I wanted to do. Is it real?
Starting point is 00:32:27 This is real. It's not real. Come on. That's AI. It's got to be. He said it is. He says it's a three-year-old video. AI didn't exist three years ago.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Maybe it was AI. Who knows anymore. I promise you, listener. This is your first time listening. This is not how the show usually goes. We're better than this. I promise to you. I think that.
Starting point is 00:32:47 If you just give us a mulligan, come back Tuesday, we will be on it. Every part of this has been wrong. Miss Rebecca, thanks for the videos. I don't care when they came out. You special to me. That's like a make-a-wish. That was like a make-a-wish. She's like our make-a-wish producer.
Starting point is 00:33:12 That's so wrong. That is so wrong. She's very talented. Tim Tebow would always go to the Make a Wish and he doesn't eat carbohydrates and they would have him eat like cake and stuff the little kids to the Make a Wish
Starting point is 00:33:25 and he would literally, it's like Rebecca where you just just like humor them and they would give him they'd try to like feed him a little piece of cake and he'd put it in his mouth and you're like yum so good and go and spit it out that's us with this viral video right now great job Miss Rebecca
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