The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - #BecauseMiami: The United States of Florida

Episode Date: November 8, 2024

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What he imagined was important because he was an early pilgrim, an early freedom man. He journeyed here on what today we'd call a little wooden boat, and like the other pilgrims, he was looking for a home that would be free. I've spoken of the Shining City all my political life, but I don't know if I ever quite communicated what I saw when I said it. But in my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace. A city with pre-ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to

anyone with the will and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it and see it still. Or not. That was Ronald Reagan's farewell address to the nation in January of 1989. That was following the 1988 presidential election in which his vice president, George H.W. Bush, won. And that was the last time, Roy, that a Republican presidential candidate won Miami-Dade County was 1988 until 2024, which as expected, we discussed it on this very program last week, with 68% of the Cuban vote headed toward Trump. And Donald Trump trumped Kamala Harris by double digits in Dade County,

and that was true statewide as well here in Florida. Two of my favorite slash least favorite adages proved true once again that the Florida of today is the America of tomorrow, or the Florida of yesterday is now the America of today is the America of tomorrow, or the Florida of yesterday is now the America of today. It's the United States of Florida now, Billy. And the Democrats never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. We will discuss the Floridafication of America coming up

because man, America went full Florida, and there's one thing you never wanna do Roy. Let's go full Florida. Never, never. But first we're gonna talk about how, listen you can't blame the winners. You can't blame the winners. You gotta blame the losers who keep losing

to the worst people. I mean, instead of electing our first female, Asian, black, woman president, we elected our first convicted felon president, which in and of itself, in a state that voted for a constitutional amendment to restore felons voting rights, this is sort of progress, I guess, in its own way. Just gotta pay that poll tax though. Or, or gotta hit the poll. Isn't that right Uncle Luke? Last time you were on this program

we were talking about the possibility of you running for Congress, which might have helped a voter turn out had you been on the ballot. But more importantly, I want to show this tweet that you put up. Are we still calling them tweets? These exes that you posted. You wrote, it's time for new leadership in the Democratic

Party. A new direction, you soft motherfucking elitists can go sit the fuck down, time is over. This party needs to be run by black men and black women because we were the only one who showed up. Everybody else can go for the ride. You 20% Uncle Toms, stay your ass over there. So Luke, I know you were holding back there. I want you to tell us how you really feel. This is an uncensored program. This is a,

this is a, we are First Amendment absolutists here. You can say whatever you want. You don't have to hold back anymore. I know you're wearing that hat, that Luke records hat because your hair is on fire today. So tell me, who are you most pissed at today? I am most pissed at everybody for more reasons than one, but I'm more pissed at Miami-Dade County Democratic Party. I'm pissed at Chevron Jones. I'm pissed at Nikki Fried. But the mere fact that they miscalculated this shit

all over the, I mean, Nikki. Sorry, just for people who don't know, Nikki Fried is the chairwoman for the last almost two years of the Florida Democratic Party. She's a former commissioner of agriculture statewide and Chevron Jones is a state senator and also the chairman of the Miami-Dade Democratic Executive Committee. Yeah, I'm pissed off at them because they failed us. The motherfuckers failed us. They failed us, Roy. I mean, they misjudged the whole election.

They didn't misjudge. They were fucking lying, Luke. And that's the other thing. We need to call it what it is. They were gaslighting. They were lying. I was calling them out the whole time. Florida is in play. Get the f*** out of here, Florida. Florida was never in play. They were lying to the voters. They were lying to maybe themselves.

They were lying to the donors. Such a credibility hit. I'm sorry. I mean, they f***ed up from the beginning when they f***ed you over. When you were trying to be the chair and these m******s was on this power struggle thing. We don't want Billy involved.

We want to do what? We want to get Chevron, you know, and put him in there. You know, they can control him. Both of them think that they have a possible chance of winning running for governor, which ain't gonna fucking happen. That is not gonna motherfucking happen. That's number one.

Oh, Jesus. And so they fuck you over. That's where the shit started. And so they f*** you over. That's where the shit started there, Billy. They f*** you over. When they f*** you over, if you were the party chair, you and your big machine of media and your big ass mouth

and all these people that love you, you would have had Florida in play because you would have brought people together and on top of it, it would have been visual. You would have made this shit, you'd have made it happen. I don't think that's true. It's over. I mean, the tax collector is Cuban.

I'm sorry, the tax collector does not speak English. The Miami-Dade tax collector who filed, who I understand once filed for bankruptcy, by the way, the tax collector, does not speak English. Hey, the f***ing supervisor of election, a police chief who, you know, I like Rosie. I mean, it's over. Yeah, she's all right.

I don't think that, I don't, by the way- Rosie is okay. I f*** with Rosie. Reyes wasn't qualified for that job at all. The Democratic candidate was not qualified at all. We talked about that extensively on this program. She's now the most powerful county-wide elected official. She trumps the mayor as far as I'm concerned.

I think she could be an excellent sheriff. Yeah, Rosie is gonna be okay. I like Rosie. I mean, that's why I didn't get involved in that race. I had everybody in America calling me, telling me, oh, get involved in that race. I had everybody in America calling me, telling me, oh, get involved in the race. I'm like, no, no way. I'm not even bothered with that because I like Rosie.

You know what I'm saying? And I'm happy that she's the sheriff. But at the end of the day, from the black community standpoint, it's over. Look at Broward County. I live in Broward County. You got a election supervisor, election black, you got the tax collector black, you got the black black, you got everybody black here.

So I want to talk about this historic failure by the Democrats who never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. As we said before, the first Republican presidential candidate to win Miami-Dade since 1988, Donald Trump, an astonishing 1,207,216 voter turnout deficits statewide. So 1.2 million more Republicans voted statewide than Democrats. And Florida was home to the only Democratic

US Senate candidate who did not outperform top of the ticket. In every other state, Roy, the Democratic US Senate candidate, in some cases they did double digits better than Kamala Harris did. In Florida, zero. Debbie Mercosel Powell running against Rick Scott zero. That's how much better

she did than top of ticket. Another criminal by the way. The only only state Rick Scott. Well Rick Scott and I absolutely another criminal. But like. Go ahead. No no I'm I'm we're done as you said stick a fork in it. We're done in Miami yeah. Stick a fork in it. we're done. As you said, we're done in Miami. Yeah, stick a fork. We're done in Miami. But I'm gonna tell you this here. My brother, you know, I love him to death. He told me, look, don't get in my race, which I think that was a big mistake. You know, we had a family cussing out and he ran for a senator. Right. And I talked him into it and he said, hey, man, I want you to get involved. I guess it's some sibling rivalry that I wasn't aware of. But even with that said, Nicky freed them, get it on him so many times.

So let's make this make sense. The Democratic Party needed black men. He's a black man. He's a black man. The Democratic Party needed a turnout in Miami Dade County. He's from Miami Dade County. He put up a million and a half of his own money into his campaign. Every event he went to, Nicky Free shoved him to the side, didn't even shake his hand. They were pushing this Murchowell agenda. How do you push a woman who lost the Carlos

Jimenez? So they figured, oh, if we push her, we're going to cut into the Hispanic vote with a Hispanic woman. Dummies. That didn't work. How do you do some shit like that? You know what I'm saying? If you put your effort behind this guy, he's black, he's a Navy pilot, you go up in the panhandle, you cut into some of those military people, you with the Florida A&M, you take some of that, okay, now you got a chance in Florida, even if he did not beat Rick Scott, then Florida would be in f***ing play. This dumbass f***ing woman put all her eggs in the basket on a three time lose in Debbie Mirkelson Powell.

Make that make sense? And Chevron signed on to that bulls**t. Luke, is Stanley going to go after Marco Rubio's seat? I don't know. You know, that's a good question because Marco Rubio going to the White House. Let me just say it for the record. Marco Rubio is my friend. I'm with him.

That's my friend, Billy. I like Marco. You're a very transactional guy, Luke. Of course you gotta be. You know, you gotta go work across the house. One hand rips the other. You know, I got, I've been working. Only, only problem I have.

But enough about Andrew Gillum. Roy, Roy. Come on. I one. Only, only problem I have. But enough about Andrew Gillum. Roy, Roy, I don't. We can say that now. Only problem that I have, Roy, is in politics in this town is because they know Billy's friend. And when I go talk to my Republican friends, Matt Suarez, Ian Hardiman, all these people. Mr. Mayor, you're brilliant.

You're super smart. Tell me about your f***ing friend Billy. What the f*** is he doing? If you garbage him, you're going to get garbage out. I mean, he's just burning bridges over here, this guy. But enough about FIU. No, come on, man! But then we can say that now! This episode of the Day in Laboratory Show with Stu Gatze is sponsored by Liquid IV.

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safe like Simply Safe. Luke, let me say this. There were two demographics that understood the assignment, even though obviously turnout was depressed. Per CNN exit polling, the top two demographics that voted for Kamala Harris are black women at 92% and Jewish women at 88%. The next two were black men at 78% and Jewish men at 71%. So our people did our thing. But I got to tell you, by and large, I mean, you look at this, yes, it was white men. It was Gen X and some younger voters

that elected Donald Trump. But really, if you look at the exit polling comparing 2016, 2020 and 2024, Kamala Harris this year was plus eight with women overall. Biden was plus 15. The women's vote was cut almost in half in terms of their margin for Kamala Harris versus Donald Trump. So in a lot of ways, women elected Donald Trump. I mean, if white women, white women, not white women, white women, Latino women. We can say that now. I will say this Uncle Luke as a First Amendment crusader, champion, champion. No, he's right. I mean, you win at the Supreme Court. No, no, no. Listen, Crusader insinuates contender, but he was

not a contender. He is a champion. He changed constitutional law forever for all of us. law forever for all of us. Isn't there, I mean, looking at the, you know, at the survey's a half full here, there's some good things about this. We can say whatever the f*** we want now. You don't have to worry about allegations of racism, misogyny, anti-Semitism, what, you can kind of say anything about anyone at any time and... We can say that now! Right? So I want you to share with me uncle Luke your favorite Jewish joke no no Jewish Jewish women

support them okay I mean I'm with them Jewish American princes but them up in the trailer park don't like women in the trailer park, y'all can have them. Well. Stay your ass in that trailer park, when Donald Trump. Let's look at that. Let's look at the education divide, which continues to grow.

So white women with a college degree, they were plus seven for Clinton, Hillary Clinton in 2016, plus nine for Biden in 2020, and plus 16 for Harris in 2024. White women with no degree were plus 27 for Trump in 2016, plus 27 for Trump in 2020, and plus 28 for Trump in 2024. So-

That's the trailer park. That's the trailer park. The ones who like to get beat by their husband, who like to be grabbed by the is okay. And all that shit. They voted for that. Roy Roy. This is Trump's America. Now, baby, we can say whatever we want.

Roy. No more censorship. Roy. This is Trump's America now, baby. We can say whatever we want. Roy, no more censorship, Roy. It's over. It's over. It's over. The woke mob has been defeated. They came with their torches and their pitchforks. They charged the castle steps

and we poured that molten lava right on top of their heads and the woke mob has been silenced. And now, I'm sorry, Uncle Luke, white man talking now. White man talking. White man talking. No, no, no. Jewish man. White man talking.

If you was white, I wouldn't be on this show. Oh, that is true. He can say that now. He was absolutely right. He would not be on this show. I'm not on here talking to a straight white man. No, Joe Rogan on that big, cool, with your Jewish. Wait a second. Wait, are you saying I'm not straight? talking to a straight white man. Joe Rogan. Wait a second.

Wait, are you saying I'm not straight? What are you saying? What am I, Andrew Gillum? Come on, man. Come on. No, come on. Leave Gillum. Come on.

But enough about Andrew Gillum. Don't come on, man. Is he here? Let me look under the desk. He's not, no, Andrew, are you here? No, Andrew Gillum's not. Andrew Gillum's not. What a meth that was.

Under your desk? Under your desk, really? You never No, Andrew Gillum's not. Andrew Gillum's not. What a meth that was. Under your desk? Under your desk? Really? You never know where Andrew Gillum's going to roll. Roll up. Roll up. Literally, like literally roll up, bro. Listen, what are you most? We've been talking a lot about gloom and doom here. But what are you most looking forward to from the next four years of American history? I'm looking forward to the mass deportation of the Hispanic men who voted against Kamala Harris.

We can say that now. I'm going to be so excited. Julio, Ramundo and Nestor, whatever the **** you are. Nestor, Tora as well. I'm looking forward to that. No, I think you mean Matt Gaetz's kid. Oh, oh, Matt Gaetz. Nasty Nester. Gracias, Matt Gaetz. I doing. No, I think you mean Matt Gaetz is scared. Oh, oh, Matt Nester, nasty Nester.

Gracias, Matt Gaetz. I mean. Hey, hey Billy, Billy, it is what it is. Trump won, Red Square, motherf*****, 15 million motherf***** stayed home, who voted in the last election. So it is what it is. So I'm gonna sit back with my popcorn

and I'm gonna watch this crazy mother say what the he wanna say. Do what he wanna do. He got full immunity. He might go out just like he said before, he gonna shoot him up on Madison Avenue and not go to jail because he can't go to jail. Fifth Avenue.

I'm looking forward to all these 12% of black men who voted for this psycho mother. Iker, I said home, I'm looking forward to them get their ass lynched by the police officers. I'm not going to f**king protest under no circumstances at all. So I'm sitting my ass back with my popcorn and the Department of Education, they're going to turn public schools into third world countries where the degenerates are now going to go To those schools, you know guys with 1.1 average, uh, uh gang rapers and all that shit That's going to be in the public schools from now

So y'all better start getting your kids in charter schools and private schools right now because that shit's gonna turn crazy Because the department of education is gonna be over. So i'm looking forward to this shit. Everybody who voted for this f***ing crown, y'all gonna get what you asked for. Don't go to Crayon Wolf. And so I'm gonna be alright, Billy. I'm straight. I got my catalog back and I might put it on the market and move my ass to Columbia somewhere. And I should say Magatav about that or Moseltov. I'm sorry. That was a Freudian slip. You did. You won an extraordinary case. Once again, a case not dissimilar to your previous court wins that is not just for you, but kind of represents a significant win for artists in general and what it means to own your work, your art, your back catalog. Can you just give us a quick rundown on what that was and

what that means? I mean, you know, what Congress did probably about 40 years ago, 40, 50 years ago, they created a law where if you lost your copyright after 30 years, you can go back and retrieve your copyright. You know, you file papers and you have a short period of time within a year to file the necessary paperwork. And we were able to file that paperwork and go to court. We ended up in federal court because once we filed the opposing side had to sue us from not allowing us to get our copyrights back. We went in court and we won and it was a beautiful thing. And the beautiful part of it is and that's why I think we still have hope in this community because the jury was made up of Hispanics, blacks, whites, Jewish folks,

sitting in the jury, and they came back with a verdict for us, the two live crew, to give our copyrights back. Luke, we got two years into the midterm. Is this going to be the most important midterm in this country's history? Oh, yes, it is. It is definitely going to be the most important midterm in this country. I mean, they got both wings of the Capitol now. Why do you think there's going to be another election, Roy?

Oh, yeah, that's true. I think we've made our choice for Christ. I think we've made our choice for this country. And we want to and this is definitively the direction we want to go in. This was eyes wide open. This wasn't some 2016 roll of the dice, like, let's see what happens. You know, the system's so broken that maybe we need the outsider candidate or whatever.

Everybody knew exactly what they were going to get with this guy, and this is what we want more of. Billy, they can't stop elections. Just like Roy said, in two years, we get to go back and vote again. So you think. For Congress, and we get to go back and vote for some senators, some Senate seats that are available. And we get to vote for governor of the state of Florida.

Something that I might try and run for, but I haven't made a decision yet. Against your boy Matt Gaetz? Man, I whoop his ass. I'm gonna give him the business gracias Matt Gates I'm gonna give him the business I bet you hey look look cuz Billy is gonna hey Roy Billy is gonna be the chair of the Democratic Party for the state no no no no know. You know, and then you're going to try again. No, no, no, we know.

No, I'm going to join the loser prom. Get out of here. She got to go. She's done. She got to go. We're really Billy. Nikki Fried. You mean Nikki?

Of course she's got. How is she not gone already? It's crazy. Have a little shame. Have a little self-respect. You got to call the guy at the synagogue. Don't you guys go to the same synagogue? What kind of anti-...

You know what? We can say that now. I'm gonna let you slide on that because I know you're gonna be watching the next four years kicking back with your popcorn, your fried chicken, your malt liquor, and your grape soda. We can say that now.

You know most of you Jewish guys cut the deals in the synagogue. The priest, the high guy controls the whole shit. So you gotta go tell him to go sit the fuck down and let you be the guy who, you know, take over the state. And this mother fucker gotta go sit down and let's do this shit, Billy.

I will do that as soon as hurricane season is over, because we're still too busy controlling the weather. But right after hurricane season, I will go, I'll as hurricane season is over because we're still too busy controlling the weather. But right after hurricane season, I will go, I'll leave the Zionist Weather Center, the ZWC as we call it, and I will get right on that. Roy, quickly, what is your favorite Jewish joke? A rabbi walked into a synagogue and no. Roy, come on!

We can say that now! Come on, so Shlomile and Shlomozzle are walking by a church and they see a sign. The penny module? They see a sign that says, convert today, get $300. So Shlomile says to Shlomozzle, I'm gonna go do it, I'm gonna go convert.

He goes, Shlomozzle goes, you're not really gonna do that. He goes, yes I am. So Shlomozzle goes into the church and Shlomozzle's sitting out there waiting. about 45 minutes later, Shlomoel comes out. You know, he doesn't have his black coat and his black hat and his long hair and beard anymore. He's all cleanly shaven.

He's wearing like shorts and a t-shirt. And Shlomoel goes, what happened? Shlomoel says, well, I did it. I converted. And Shlomoel says, did you get the $300? And Shlomoel says, did you get the $300? And Shlomozzle goes, you people. That's obviously your people can- We can say that now!

Y'all can understand that, but here's my- It wasn't in Hebrew! It wasn't in Hebrew! Oh, it had to be in Hebrew for that to be funny? No, he said he didn't understand it. Oh, okay. I got one for you. Okay.

There we go. You ready? Yeah. And I just made this up on my own, because I used to be a chef at Mount Sinai Hospital, the famous Jewish hospital. In Miami Beach. Yeah. Yeah.

Where I was actually born. What's the difference? And I made this up right now. What's the difference between matzah Bride and Matzah Balls? What? He's already laughing at his own joke, like a Jerry Seinfeld punchline. What's the difference between Matzah Bride and Matzah Balls?

No, I'm not gonna say it. Come on, man. No, no, no. We can say that now. We can say it now. Matzah Bride, come on, come on, f*** it, Roy. Matzah Bride, Bride, and Matzah Balls. These nuts! You can see it now. Mots of brad. Come on. Come on. Roy, Mots of brad, brad and Mots of balls.

These nuts. You know what? Trump's America could be a whole hell of a lot of fun. I got to tell you. I mean, the good be great. The guardrails are not only off for Trump at the White House, the guardrails are kind of off for all of us. Can you imagine Uncle Luke with his own catalog and no guardrails?

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and it was, but I'm hoping that you are well. I'm hoping that you will are well I'm hoping that you will invite me and my family to your compound in Columbia when you when you move down there and you sell your catalog and Magatav my friend congratulations he doesn't give a shit because he's in Broward Roy that's that Hey, hey, hey Roy. Roy, you a brawler too? Yes, sir. Hey, hey, power to the people, baby. Power to the real more. You're right, baby. We got a black mayor, black council, and all the black people in this motherf**ker make a lot of money. I'm still working on that.

The last American bring the flag from Dean. That's what they used to say. That's what they used to say. For the record though. I just want to let everybody know I have a few black friends. He's right. Yeah that was the famous bumper sticker back in 1980 on the ballot with Ronald Reagan in Dade County there was what was called an English only ordinance because the gringos in Miami were sick and tired of everything of the government being in two

languages, English, Spanish, English, and they're like enough with this already, this is America, we need to speak English. That ordinance actually passed in Dade County, the English-only ordinance, and the famous bumper sticker at the time was, will the last American in Dade County please take the flag? And that was the community that we lived in then. That's the community we may very well be living in now. And I got to say, Uncle Luke, it's an interesting prospect to me because some of these things have confounded me

for some time about the lack of assimilation in this country of certain immigrant groups, about not being able to go into certain places in Miami and be able to communicate with people because a cashier or someone will just won't be able to speak English. And I think that that's something that this new White House needs to look into. We can say that now. Really? This White House? Listen, I'm gonna just say this. I'm praying for Donald Trump

that last his four years because if JD Vance, if Trump kill over for some reason, or someone do something to him and you got JD Vance, shit gonna get real for real. Shit gonna get real for real. Shit gonna get real for real. You heard it here, and I think you're absolutely right. Listen, I think that was part of the scheme all along. I think that JD Vance was not electable in and of himself, certainly not in a national race. And so Trump obviously was electable.

He's been elected before. He has been elected now again. Now, I mean, it's basically, we were already kind of an oligarchy masquerading as a democratic republic. But now I think we are officially an oligarchy, which is kind of interesting because I don't know. The stock market is going to be fantastic for this white mother. I'll tell you that right now. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, at the end of the day, for some of us.

We see we fight for the people. We fight for the haves, nots and the haves and the solid majorities. It's not about our pocket, but at the end of the day, just like you say, at the end of the day, these people, we're gonna save a lot of money when this man cut the taxes. We're gonna save a lot of money. Would this man cut the taxes? We're going to save a lot of money at the with the IRS. And I think he said he might get rid of the IRS.

Oh, I'm here for that. It's not necessarily a bad thing for us. You know, we were fighting for the people we put out fight. We put the best fight up. But at the end of this, come. You know, you know, Roy, you know some Roy Roy, you said some earlier. We put the best fight up. But at the end of this... F*** them. F*** them. Y'all f*** it up. And Roy, you know something, Roy, Roy, you said something earlier. So you know something we don't know that Marco Rubio is going to go into the White House?

You said that. I just said that his seat's coming up soon. And that's the next Senate seat that's coming up. I assume, hopefully, that your brother's going to go for it. I might tell him to go sit the f*** down. I might run for it. We got to run Billy. We got to run a real motherf***ing sorry ass Democratic party. Is your brother going for governor then? Listen, I love my brother to death, but he needs to f***ing grow some nuts.

This Democratic party that we have right now. This shit got to be on steroids. It's got to be it's got to be Democratic Tea Party. You know, yeah, we spill that. Spill the tea baby. We got it got to be Democratic Tea Party or steroids. We got to be able to tell them people. We got to be able to tell them people. Hey, able to tell the people hey look here man y'all y'all y'all stopping the porn sites and you know you want porn we gotta be able to go in the strip club and get constituents and register people to vote listen man the gloves are off okay

shevering and and nicky and all this beautiful shit and this love fest and all these soft ass Democrats out the dope. It's time for the real motherfuckers like me and Billy and Roy and other folks like that. No. We're gonna go up in there and let our nuts hang. We're gonna let our nuts hang like them canes do when we walk up in the building. You want a debate? I'm gonna give you a debate. You got to be able to have nuts to say that on this when they go high. We go higher. No, no, no, no. That's it. I don't Michelle. Enjoy your beach house. You and your husband. We don't want to see you no more. All the rest of

y'all go sit the down Oprah. Sit your mom down. Go ahead and marry Steadman. Hopefully you gave him some, you know, stop with Gail. All that shit is over. It's all over. It's a new world order in the Democratic Party. And me and the Jews are taking over. George Billy. Thanks. I'm gonna be tough on immigration. Oh, this is you got a word. What is your platform Uncle Luke? We, we're going to be tough on immigration. I'm going to be tough on immigration. Oh, this is your- You really got to work? What is your platform, Uncle Luke?

If you're running for governor, you're running for US Senate, what is your platform? Tell us now. It's going to be tough on immigration. Julio Ramundo and all you motherfuckers, y'all got to go. That's number one. Number two, we're going to have us a motherfucking tax credit where we create some jobs for filmmakers like Billy and all them. The right tax credit, not the bullsh** that they had before. I don't want that corporate welfare, but I'll take it.

You gotta take it, brother. Stop that. I've been telling you. Listen, we gotta take that. We're gonna create jobs. We're gonna create opportunities. All these strip clubs in the state of Florida. These f these be women on the pool Y'all gonna have to be LLCs y'all gonna pay taxes on that money Listen, man, we're gonna go go and legit Billy Legit we're gonna invest back in our schools Education is gonna be important. Hmm. We gonna bring back diversity inclusion because a lot of Women got over that.

Come on, come on. They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. This DEI, that dog don't hunt. Well, wait a minute. You know what? Hold on, Luke. Are you saying that strippers

should be independent contractors? Yes, they should be corporations. Just think about it. They are independent contractors. No, they're not Billy and Georgia do not much money they generate from strippers by making strippers go buy license and Taxing them. Hmm. So they have a corporate dope. Most of those are independent contractors with corporations Mm-hmm. And so we're losing tons millions of millions of millions of dollars of dollars. I love stripper economics as a platform. Exactly.

So we need more money. We need more opportunities. We need people to be more business people. You know what I'm saying? And my number one priority is going to be these insurance companies who are over. We're going to go out and find some insurance companies that's gonna come insure the people of the state of Florida.

And that's what we got to do. That's number one because this insurance and property taxes is out the f**king roof. Between that, property taxes and the state of Florida, half of us Billy ain't gonna be able to afford to live here. Just like Miami. People can't afford to live here. So you gotta be able to do something about it. To that I say adios.

That's what I say. But I love this platform, Uncle Luke. I hope you're running because- They're coming all over the place. I love it. Uncle Luke, thank you so much. I appreciate the time. Adios, amigos.

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