The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Best of DLS: The George Harrison Prank Fails
Episode Date: December 30, 2025Remember that time Greg Cote ruined what should have been one of the greatest bits in show history by acting like he wasn't fooled by Jeremy's brother pretending to be Jeremy for an entire show? We st...ill haven't gotten over it yet. In this hour, you will hear how our plot all came crashing down. Plus, a pair of songs, Mike Ryan's JD Vance bit climaxes, and Top 5 Shoulda Couldas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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This is the Dan Levator show with the Stucats podcast.
All right, we got a really funny day coming at you guys here.
I hope you enjoyed Zaslo Day yesterday.
A Faye.
It is a Faye.
Speaking of Faye, how about fake and gay?
Faye.
That's what Mike Ryan was saying all day.
Oh, this episode.
I love this.
Yeah, it's this episode.
So you guys remember that day where I wasn't actually there?
It was my brother dressed as George Harrison.
And then Mike was basically J.D. Vance slowly devolving into whatever that was calling
to Tucker College football playoff.
Yeah, whatever he was doing.
He was like a little bit of like five different characters.
He was several different people over the course of the day calling out the college football
playoff, which ultimately, by the way, ended up including Miami.
And by the way, I think if you ask Mike Ryan, this episode of this show, no joke, influenced the college football playoff committee.
No, I think if you had him in his heart of hearts, in his heart of hearts, Mike did this character ultimately influence the college football playoff committee to include Miami?
His answer would be yes.
And do we think that?
no so you'll have that as the first episode that you hear today we're going to figure out which of uh those hours is is the most substantial and then the second hour you're about to hear today another all time drop that's going to be in this show forever we got a wrap Tony we got a wrap our interview with uh spice adams is that what was happening there does not come does not come with a question mark his name yeah no ball yeah all right it was
Spice Adams, enjoy that too.
Hello.
Greg Cody,
your son's wondering if you can use
a micro when you speak,
but you say no, that kind of thing.
The same way that you don't.
Don't have a new back in my day this week.
Hello.
What are you say?
You're plugging on a show of Greg Cody's show with Greg Cody
when you were younger and a teen.
Ethel Merman took the world by storm just like the he-haw three.
All of your sayings
Run through us
Like Jimfix reminds
Hell
Dolphins are alive
Diana said that you are right
So Dice says he's sorry
Forever doubting your fire
So you can have a grin of a donkey eating briars
It's a mule
It's a mule that's eating the briars
Shout out Kirsten
That is a singing voice revelation
Not seen around here since Rose
That was I was
moved by that song.
Greg Cody was too.
Just from his narcissism of hearing
his own voice. No, whose vocal was that?
Kirsten. Really?
You don't know who anyone is around here.
I don't know. You don't know who anyone is around here.
What's the last time I heard her sing?
You don't know. We can tell you anyone
is anyone and you would not know. We can fool you.
Never shmever. You don't know who anyone
is around here. I do. I know everyone.
He got mad the last time we did this.
You got mad. You want to play a quiz?
I don't take a quiz. No.
No.
Why were you happy about the death of Jimmy Cliff?
Oh, I wasn't.
I didn't hear about it until this morning.
You're smiling right now.
He passed away.
I know.
When informed of the news, you smiled.
This is wrong.
And gay.
You've got to stop this.
You have to stop this.
You really do.
I've run out of penalties to give you.
I don't have any more penalties to give you.
Then acknowledge the truth.
No, I'm not going to acknowledge the truth.
I'm going to hear...
Which is both teams play.
It happened.
Billy's got a major penalty, only five minutes for being Billy.
I'd like to clear that one out.
You don't fight for freedom.
You fight for woke.
Why are you still talking?
Why are you still in a microphone disrespecting our rules, our culture?
I thought it was penalized for Billy.
He always kept talking.
Why does he have a different set of rules?
This is unfair.
It's woke.
And?
And?
Minor penalty, two minutes for tripping the entire show.
Minor penalty, two minutes for verbal diarrhea.
Major penalty, five minutes, scrooting comedy.
That's my own only two minutes, test a tremendous, tremendous, commemienda.
That's my favorite one, him speaking bad Spanish.
It's gay.
Okay.
You want to talk some Jimmy Cliff?
Why were you happy about that?
I was not happy.
I was stunned to hear the news, and perhaps inadvertently...
Still smiling.
It's excited to talk about death.
I think that's something.
It's like a phobia or something where you hear about death or something,
and as a defense mechanism, you smile a little bit.
Jimmy Cliff.
Blair Dumphy?
Nope.
Jimmy Cliff introduced me to reggae music.
For a lot of people, it was Bob Marley.
For me, it was Jimmy Cliff.
That 1972 soundtrack, which I heard about a couple of years late from a friend of mine.
We should get the back-in-my-day music if we're going to do this,
if he's going to all of a sudden eulogize Jimmy Cliff when he was happy that Jimmy Cliff died.
No, I wasn't.
I don't even know that fool.
And God bless him.
No, that's disrespectful.
He lived to be 81.
Jimmy Cliff, he had a soundtrack to a movie called The Harder They Come.
The Harder They Come, the Harder They Fall.
And that was the first introduction I had to reggae music.
Later, I went back and discovered his contemporaries, like Marley, like Peter Tosh,
Tuts in the May Tals.
But Jimmy Cliff, to me, was an underrated statue of,
of reggae music like just a pillar somebody who's among the all-time greats and i'm sorry to
hear he passed away so you reacted by laughing or by no by appearing pleased i might have had
an inadvertent smile on my face tuts and the made tolls are wonderful or were were wonderful they
sure were hibbert died just a couple of years ago this is a classic back in my day right here
talking toots in the mage tall any of these words no but that's that's that's that's what uh that's what back in
in my day should be, except written.
Yeah.
And crafted with care.
It's even better when it's spontaneous.
Kids out there, look up Jimmy Cliff.
No, it's not.
Look up Jimmy Cliff.
You think it's better.
You think it's better spoken than written in your case when you can take care with
the written word.
The reason you don't do them anymore is because they're hard and you don't do hard things
anymore.
Is that right?
Is that wrong?
No.
You've claimed to have done all of them.
That's your reasoning.
I have done all the hard things.
That's assinine.
I mean, that's what he says.
You're basically saying you're out of thoughts, that you've run out of thoughts, that nothing else.
Incapable of new thought.
You cannot pine for, you have run it to the end of subject matter that would allow you to pine for a different time.
He's recapped everything that happened in the past.
We do this back and forth.
We're all, like, text them or say an ID to him.
I think I've done that.
I have done, I've done them all.
I don't pine for anything anymore, not even pine saw.
That one right there is all the things you can pine for.
Pine Saul, the smell of a disinfectant.
You trampled a great one. Say it all one again, Greg. Miami what?
Miami Soul.
S-O-L, baby.
Sorry, Tony. Thank you for that correction.
W-N-B-A.
Ruth Riley, am I right?
Ruth Riley up, in the house.
Ruth Cody, Ruth Doogie.
All the great Ruths.
Isn't that a name from the Bible?
I think it is.
Who doogie?
No, I don't think so.
Oh, yeah, Ruth, yeah.
What was Ruth's part in the Bible?
Why?
First of all, I don't think there is a Ruth.
There is, Dan.
Again, you're wrong, Dan.
You're big wrong.
There's a Ruth in the Bible.
Okay.
She wrote the book.
She didn't write the book.
There's not a book of Ruth.
I think there is.
Where my Bible picked at?
I don't know why you keep talking that way.
Why did you just say Ruth Riley in the house?
You were just naming a player of WNB.
you're in Miami because it's the only
thing you know. The Miami Soul, Ruth Riley
is the only player I associate from those
days. But what did you say
that way for? What way?
What do you mean?
I think you did in the house
boy or some form
you did something. I don't, I can't quote
you directly. You said, where my Bible people at?
No, before that. Yeah. Before that.
We're right here. We hear you. You
shouldn't be afraid. She didn't write the book,
but she was part of the book, obviously.
Thank you.
Mike Ryan. I, uh,
I am going to insist that you put down a modicum of that makeup and join me in conversation as we head into a football midweek extravaganza in which the entertainment is going to prepare you for bad bunny because all of a sudden football has gotten a little bit better at choosing its entertainment acts.
And so anything that has Jack Black in Detroit is going to, it's going to, what are you laughing about?
Jack White.
Yeah, Jack Black is totally different.
Jack Black is a totally different person
You're right
Anything that has Jack Black in Detroit though
I'm in
That's a but that's a total
Tadaceous D Dano
Way different show
It's a totally different concert though
Yes, Tenacious D would be wonderful
But not as good as Jack White
My mama my
Mama my mom my mom my mom my
They're all stuck together
It's one nacho
The
They did
In Madrid they did Daddy Yankee
They are actually trying
To expand across
and through music and through, I'm going to say what Jay-Z intended in whatever it is that they're doing with their Super Bowl acts,
they're going to break out a pre-game show for Thanksgiving, right?
Football is going to do it giant again.
They have a halftime show, executive produced by Marshall Mathers and his first hiring was Jack White, who has been outspoken.
Now, I don't know by you, but I don't like politics with my music, which is why I,
I think it should be Jason Aldeen.
Let me tell you why.
In the heartland, his voice matters.
He doesn't tell you.
He doesn't tell you what to think.
He doesn't even ask you if he'd like to.
Jason Aldean doesn't think.
Not a single original thought has crossed through that man's mind.
Craig, do you know who Marshall Mathers is?
Leave it to Beaver.
That's Jerry Mathers.
Oh, yeah.
No, of course I know who Marshall Mather is.
I've been a fan of M&M, almost as long as I've been a fan of Jimmy Cliff.
proud of yourself you are
you've been a fan of the Beatles longer Greg
yes I have I saw the Beatles on Ed Sullivan
in February 1964 you also saw me all the way back then
yes you also said you saw the Wilk game
yeah go ahead and give him the back there is video
have you seen this there is there is video of the wilt game
thank you came out last week you want to pretend it didn't
we all saw it also why did Chris Cody speak like Yoda
We heard it
He was searching for Will Chamberlain he couldn't find it
It was something that happened
I was searching
And you choose to ignore it
It happened
I had a panic in my brain
You should have seen like if my inside out
I felt it
I felt it
If you ever seen the movie inside out
There was like two seconds of panic
What words he looking for?
It wasn't just panic
It wasn't just panic
It's not one get me the word
You tried to fix it on the back end
Which is what these pulsars are doing
Chris
It's my favorite form
Of your panic
Okay, where I look across your face and there's a blank slate and it's like, you know, what you do register before you register the name, Will Chamberlain is, oh shit.
This is absolutely a name I should know.
I'm heckling myself because I just had it in my brain a second ago.
I'm like, you went to air because you had the name.
And someone then happened in this 10 seconds of talking where all of a sudden you don't remember the fucking name.
You idiot.
The fear that sweeps across his face when he recognizes, I'm about to forget Will.
Chamberlain's name if someone
doesn't alert him. I was trying to make fun
of him too. I'm like, this guy tried to
shit. That was the thing I was...
He watched the game.
Wilt.
I saw both. I saw
Wilt and the Beatles. Almost as much panic of
when Zaz just stared at me earlier in the show.
I got confused by George.
I got confused by Jack Black performing
with Eminem in a different political.
Although I suspect Jack Black's politics probably
run similar to Jack White.
He said that thing and
apologized for it, which is what you should
do when you get something wrong.
Now, there's an injustice, and it's happening right in front of your eyes.
Two teams played a football game, but the winner doesn't matter because the radical
left is telling you.
Stop.
The loser is better.
It's woke.
Stop with the cake.
It's wrong.
It's bad.
Don't do this again.
It can kill you and your family.
And on top of that, it is gay.
It's gay.
Greg, what are you doing?
Why are you putting your foot?
Stop.
Get out of here.
Don't get the thing again.
Get out of here.
Minor penalty, two minutes, murdering the show with their bare hands and a dismemberment kid in cold blood.
Two-time recipient today.
Why is your foot up on the desk?
My surgically repaired right knee was aching me, and I thought it would help if I stretched it out.
A little elevation?
Yeah.
But that's okay.
You know, I don't have to.
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Don Lebatard.
And then that Stafford threw him 25 and 2.
Oh, there's a brand new kid in town out of BYU.
Stugats.
They call him Puka, Pooka Nakuwa.
His quarterback is not named Tua.
Yeah.
Yeah, he is Puka.
Puka Nakuwa.
This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats.
I was just wondering why it is you jostled the microphone and everything.
It's gay.
His trickney?
That's what they want.
You can't stay in here and keep behaving this way.
And you've got to respect some of the rules around here.
You can't just make your own rules.
Greg, are you okay?
We haven't checked in on the status of your trickney.
been walking very well since your initial limping.
Right. I doubt you're doing any of the rehab. My guess is you stubbornly just go right
back to living your life the way you were living it before. Nailed it. I've done three
rehab sessions thus far. You skipped the last one? I had a fourth one schedule that I did
postpone, but I plan to get right back on it. Okay, but you're probably supposed to do more
than three? Like you probably, they're probably... Yeah, I've got another month, month plus.
You like it? He keeps complaining about it. He's like, I get tired. It's like, yeah, that's called
working out. The rehab's
beaten my ass. I don't believe that he's used
that bicycle in the Barbie room in the last
any time recently, except for content.
It's been used. I believe that... I believe he's only
time he's used it as if he's filming something to be
funny on the one thing that he's got in the office
that he could use. He likes the bit of
promoting his podcast by me walking
in and like, oh, you interrupted me. I was
just... I want you guys to look at that room.
Put that room back up and I want you to see
where this legislation... This right here is
a legendary journalistic titan
in this market. He has seen soccer
grow over 50 years for him to be relegated to the Barbie room as a journalistic icon with that
exercise bike that should be hanging laundry on it because it's got cobwebs he does not use it anything
he says to the otherwise is not true for you to be it was it on that couch that you were sitting
that you were sitting the sad couch actually I was so enthralled by the game I was standing to watch
honestly on your trick knee on your unrehabilitated trick knee I can stand okay my childhood bedroom
when I'm sitting for a long time is when it those walls could talk that is that is Chris's old
childhood bedroom.
Baby!
I remember that as a small room, but only because there was a bunk bed in there.
You were babying on a bunk bed?
You were babying on a bunk bed?
No, I had a real bed in there.
I was there through high school, Dano.
Okay, they moved the bunk bed out of there.
I forgot about that bunk bed.
Thank you for the memories.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dha.
Anyway, my arrow doesn't look very happy.
there. He agrees with Mike, being cheated out of that lucrative 12th spot. They really needed Utah to lose.
That would have helped. Wouldn't have been enough, but it would have been a big help. Now they're just relegated to the pipe dream about maybe still making the ACC title game.
They need four or five cards to all fall in unison in the same direction like Domino's. Very doubtful that'll happen.
why did you begin singing the song memories like a show girl is it because you're intoxicated by them making hello into a song that makes you think that now you can be an old an old vaudevillian singing crooning act that just sings his occasional thoughts yes it's because i'm intoxicated in general not by what they said but um seriously it was very emotional to hear that song
I've always been a big fan of Adels
I really have
and the fact that she would do a tribute song
to me
interspersing my comedic
saying
Yeah I mean it's just special
British Superstars we stick together
Thank you George
Georgie
It's not George
It's Jeremy it's not George
George George Harrison man
That's right Dan
Did you guys have any
Paul conversation that you wanted to get off the ground between, because I don't, look, I'm going to try and explain this, but this is an unusual situation that Miami finds itself in, where they have two known all stars. And what we've been saying for a while is those two known all stars need a player here who's better than them. Jimmy Butler was that player. They fell into line behind that player. Norman Powell was an almost all star on a Clippers team that is totally.
fallen apart without him. Kawhi and James Harden, they needed what it is that he was offering
because he's the modern day's perfect player. We'll play defense for you. We'll shoot three's
crazy and can go 30 a night. Like it has done it three times because of how they're playing,
because of how they built the thing around him. So I'd be curious between two homers how to assess
as Tyler Hero, they're returning All-Star. I shouldn't say they're only All-Star.
BAM's an all-star. Their all-star is returning when it's now Norm Powell's team. Like,
if they're going to play this way and he's going to be the 30-pointed game guy, I'm good
with it being his team. I mean, I'm good with it too, but the thing that I would add there is
the way this team plays, it's not in the type of style where it's so-and-so's team. Like,
it's such a free-flowing, fast-paced offense. It's not give it to this guy, let him go one-on-one,
he's the number one option. I think Hero's going to fit in so,
perfectly. And to push back a little bit on the whole, you know, the team plays better
without him in past years. Okay, but this team plays a completely different style than those
teams of past years, a style that I believe is going to suit Tyler Hero perfectly.
And if he's bought in like you said he is, then the offense is going to go great. It just
feels weird to say it's Norm Powell's team when he came over and he's the new guy in town,
again, has had a better 15 game start than anybody in heat history. But it's like, how long can
this guy continue to do that? Was he projected as a guy who's going to score 30 points in the
game in the NBA? Like, I don't think so. I don't think it has to be anybody's team. You know,
there's no LeBron James on this team. But I will say that I lost my training.
You know what, Greg's absolutely right. Greg, I know what you were trying to say. We're talking
about how can Tyler Hero fit into this team and what we've seen is any given night. Anyone can
score 30. So why not take a guy we know can score 30 every single night, you know, in Tyler
a hero. Jeremy, if I may, I don't know if you're seeing this, but you once suffered a grave
injustice and Dan once caped up for your cause. Remember what happened with UCF.
2017. That's right. UCF was once in a grieved party, and Dan Lebitard, he took to the microphone
and he started speaking truths. And now he should absolutely do that because UCF is my hand.
UCF really is in a grieved party in this entire thing. Like what everyone does,
doesn't seem to understand is that UCF was undefeated. Miami is no different than they were before
knowing that UCF being in this position and Miami being in this position, the one that they're in
is no different. And it's the great free state of Florida that has been aggrieved, aggrieved
today. Hi, Greg. Hi, Jeremy. It is true that there's no difference between that UCF and this Miami
other than this Miami lost twice to unwracked tapes.
But the point I wanted to make about the previous conversation about Norman Powell.
What the fuck?
Is that Norman Powell was a great...
I told you guys that's what was going to happen.
Dad, describe the last minute of the show.
I told you that that's what was going to happen.
What?
Describe the last minute, dad.
What does that mean?
What do you mean?
Recap what happened, Greg.
I told Mike in the garage that this is what was going to happen.
That was crazy.
It's not even believable that that happened.
Greg.
What?
Did you notice anything in the last minute?
Yeah.
What about it?
I see.
What am I looking at?
Who's that?
That's George Harrison.
You're Jeremy.
What's a big deal?
Wow.
I guess he's right.
Am I wrong?
I guess he's right.
You explain it then.
I thought we...
Big shot?
Maybe it isn't a big deal.
Okay.
We got really excited about it, but I...
All right.
I saw the photo of the four Beatles.
Okay.
It was that guy.
You know, but you kept calling him Jeremy throughout the show.
Well, I wasn't.
I was calling him George.
Huh.
He was right about that.
You didn't call him Jeremy once.
No.
I think defense against us right now.
So you didn't know.
I thought it was George.
Still do.
Okay.
You're annoying.
I don't.
Are you seeing this?
What's?
I don't.
Look.
I came in on my day off.
What's happening right now should scare you.
I mean, because of dementia.
I don't know what you guys are staring at.
Okay.
Who have you been doing the show with all show?
Who have you been doing the show with?
We've done, we're in our fourth hour.
Who have you been talking to all show in that right corner?
George Harrison.
Yeah, you mentioned that.
Yeah.
How many times you want to ask me then?
Greg, George Harrison was stabbed to death in 1999.
That's fake news.
I've been told he died of cancer.
That news article I read earlier was wrong.
Don't trust Wikipedia.
Who do you think that...
That's a problem.
Finally.
You've been talking to Jeremy for three hours without realizing that it's not Jeremy.
Right. I knew it was not Jeremy.
My God.
You're going to do this.
Nobody in the audience knew it wasn't Jeremy.
Nobody in the audience knew it wasn't Jeremy.
This was a joke exclusively meant to fool you,
and now you're pretending that you're the only one who knew.
Now at the big payoff moment.
You're the only one who knew that that was Jeremy's brother, not Jeremy.
You're the only one who knew that.
And you chose not to say anything.
For three hours.
No, I thought it was George Harrison.
You guys don't get that.
You just won't give it.
You're playing defense right now.
Great defense you're playing.
This should scare you.
I know it scares me.
Go on.
A third one.
Minor penalty, two minutes, murdering the show with their bare hands
and a dismemberment kid in cold blood.
So that whole thing was an elaborate joke just to fool me.
There we go.
Greg, you have to leave now.
And the audience.
Which, at least we got them.
It's somehow fooled the audience, but not you.
Right, well.
So everyone on the internet watching this, no one knew for three hours that that wasn't Jeremy,
except for you.
You're the only one who knew.
That's amazing.
Thank you.
that you would be that clear-eyed about that not being Jeremy.
We're not asking for much.
All we want you to say is look over and be like, holy shit.
No, he didn't give a sudden that.
Like, Jesus, like, you just are, ugh.
Have you seen this?
It's two guys.
I thought it was one.
That's crazy.
Is this how you would react?
Like, if you found out your wife was cheating on you,
you'd just, like, walk and be like, huh, I knew that.
So it's a Jeremy impersonator.
It's a big deal.
It's not a Jeremy impersonator.
You're right, Greg.
Supernormal thing.
that happens on the show all the time.
Thank you.
I'm leaving this one confused.
Honestly, like, I don't know why we do anything.
All of this is, it's stupid.
It's wrong.
At least my dad gave us this payoff.
Don't do this.
It's woke.
Don't do this.
I'm going to end the segment.
End the segment.
End the segment early.
No, I'm not going to do it.
And it's gay.
Oh, George.
Wow.
Don Libetard.
You don't remember the idea for a home runoff?
I was probably like, that kind of thing.
Something?
Okay, no.
The home run call.
was, that kind of swing, that kind of thing.
Stugats.
Oh, it's a good call.
Thank you.
And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it.
Like, you're not tailing it to a particular name.
You know, all that jazz, you know, you don't got to do that.
You're just a generic call.
That kind of swing, that kind of thing.
This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.
he moves
Says he might be Jeremy's brother
But that'd be a weird thing to fool me
I don't want to ask them now
They never believe me anyhow
Is that a weird god, it is that gross?
I don't know, I don't know.
Is that a mustache fake for the show?
I don't know, I don't know.
Zazla remains stunned that Greg Cody had no reaction to anything there.
Chris and his fury has been a source of entertainment throughout the break
where Tony and Jeremy are roaring with laughter at their dad,
at Chris's dad being maximum his dad,
pretending to be unsurprised by something that fooled the entirety of the audience.
And then we explained it to him after he was just like,
yeah, oh, then I thought you just got someone to try.
dress up? It's like, just give me a reaction.
Give me something.
Chris is going to have a stroke.
You're still just like sitting in there like, you're
still acting like, I don't understand.
Or the initial explanation. I thought it was George Harrison.
I'm like, what?
Okay, so it's someone who looks like
Jeremy that we were
supposed to think was Jeremy. I get it.
We all knew it wasn't. Did you think it was Jeremy?
At any point where you're like, that's not Jeremy.
No, no, I thought it was, sure.
Okay. That's a reaction.
So when Jeremy emerges, you think that it would be like a
He wasn't.
Yeah, but you didn't think like, wow, you got me.
It was like a good reaction here.
Let's get Juju's thoughts on this.
I believe that he sides with Greg Cody as he always does.
Juju, what are your thoughts here?
I thought it was a wonderful transition, man.
Like, when I first saw it, I was like, huh.
And then I looked at the audience and they didn't understand.
They didn't react at all.
Like for the first couple times y'all showed them.
It was about time 20.
Then they was like, wait a second.
that's not Jerry
and it was just one brother so salute to the audience
but we're wrong
for being mad at Greg Cody for taking
his personal pride
and and getting in the way of
tripping the show's joke ability to do the
joke right know your
teammate brother you don't pass
Nick Young the ball
and don't expect him to chuck one
come on we know my brother
me and Nick Young like that
I thought we had every angle the covered
I guess quality loss is
matter.
Swaggy P?
Am I the only one who finds it a little bit unsettling two Jeremy's right there?
I don't think that we've gotten to enough NFL football today.
So let's do top five shoulda kudas from NFL Sunday with Jujugati.
And we'll do some stat of the day, some MVP of the day and some listener comments as well.
Let's start with your top five shudakutakutas from NFL Sunday.
What do you got?
Any O-L-I?
Oh, a lie, I'm not even going to touch my bills.
They didn't happen on Sunday, so I'm not going to go there, Fire Joe Brady.
Number five, and remember, these plays, if they wouldn't have happened, they would have won this game.
Number five, although you said then, Michael Wilson spending that ball took some time.
You didn't take too much time out.
They still ran that clock down.
But if the Cardinals kicker had made a 33-yard field goal in that game, they would want.
The Jags
Jags are such losers
Trevor Lawrence sucks
I can't not say it anymore
He sucks
Okay that's a little strong
And right
Doesn't have a lot of nuance in it
Not neither right
And they almost lost the game on that Tim Patrick
Blunder
He didn't even turn around for the ball
But they recovered
Who's fault was that?
Whose fault was that?
Was that I don't assume
that it's the receiver's fault
When Trevor Lawrence airmails won
I assume it is
Bro, let's cut my boy some slack.
Number four.
Number four, the Giants shoulda kick the field goal.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Never would have saw overtime.
Yes.
Never would even sniffed it.
Yes.
Yes.
Number three.
There's a reaction.
Right.
Number three, Xavier Gibson of the Eagles.
Let the punt drop on the one.
Don't try to field it.
That was crazy.
That was an incredible play by number 38, Elijah Clark, who got pushed three times, got up, and did what Zaz put a hat on the ball.
That's what you're supposed to do on the pub return team, buddy.
You like the hat on the ball?
I'm okay with that.
You know what happened this week, right?
I know there's lots of punchouts.
I know.
But you know who got an extension?
Yeah, I know about that lamb man, all right?
Make sure you know about that lamb, man.
That was an exercise in courage what Elijah Clark did on that play, on that play for Dallas.
Then he got pushed 15 yards.
And Greg Cody was unsurprisingly.
by it.
Correct.
Takes a lot
that surprised me,
Dan.
Been around.
Clearly.
Been around the block.
Number two,
it was fourth and four.
The Colts got to go for that
in the fourth quarter.
Are you just going to punt the ball
to Patrick Mahomes?
It's so scared.
Just backpedaling,
the entire fourth quarter.
Right.
Just backpedaling.
They weren't even on their side of the field.
They could have went for that.
Mahomes didn't even get him on every drive.
He went out on one drive and had to punt, but they just kept backpedaling.
Like, they were so scared of that team.
I don't think the Colts had one first down from the fourth quarter into overtime, did they?
When I tell you, when the fourth quarter started, down 20 to 9, it's the biggest comeback of Mahomes' career.
You're surprised by that.
It doesn't sound like very much.
That can't be right, though, Dan.
I know it doesn't sound.
Sure it can.
How off are they thrown by double figures?
It doesn't sound right.
They were not 21-0-0 against the Texans in 2020?
Non-playoffs, yes.
That was the first time that they did it, but down in the fourth quarter, down 11 in the fourth quarter.
They made their way back in the first quarter the first time.
That drive didn't even have him scoring every time.
All it was was a touchdown, a two-point conversion, and a field-go-to-tie, correct?
Like, it wasn't even two touchdowns, but it was 300 yards day team.
The Colts shit themselves in the fourth quarter.
They've got the MVP.
You're arguing all season about who's the MVP in their backfield, and they both did nothing in the fourth quarter against the champion
when you could have ended their season.
I mean, that's it.
And then Stafford's better than all of them.
Close-up shop, it's over.
Number one, the Minnesota Vikings should have built a time machine,
went back and kept Sam Darno and Daniel Jones because P.U.
It's rough.
It's like it feels like their process was right, the Vikings.
Hold on.
What's the process?
The process was we're going to take.
take him because he said he'd run through a wall. Because Harbaugh hit him for three years. They drafted
a quarterback top 10. I believe he was number 10 overall, right? They drafted a quarterback top
10, and they clearly believe in that guy, and they wanted to stick with what their, you know,
scouts told them instead of getting Sam Darnold, who had one good year in his career, an incredible
amount of money. Like, the process was right, and it's turning out to be franchise altering wrong.
Now you waste a very good roster with a quarterback who's not good,
One of the best receivers in the league.
Oh, but you got, wait a minute.
We're doing some revisionist history.
It is.
Wait a minute.
Five J.J. McCarthy starts ago, you guys all told me Kevin O'Connell can do that with quarterbacks.
Every one of you was telling me that Kevin O'Connell can just do that.
That's the amazing gift he has.
He can do it with Daniel Jones.
He could do it with Sam Darnold and he can't do it with this guy.
That was five stars.
That guy had a fourth quarter and all of you were telling me that Kevin O'Connell knows how to make quarterback.
He's essentially a rookie.
He's a rookie.
Week one matters. Week one matters. What we see in week one should not be forgotten.
You guys all told me he was Kyle Shanahan based on one fourth quarter he had on Monday night football.
He's been hurt. He's not, he can't play.
Okay, fine. You're right. What do you want? He's been hurt. What do you want?
I mean, Kevin O'Connell deserved that kind of patience, right? He's still young. So we were wrong.
Yeah. I mean, let it go. You were right about something.
Speaking of patience, my patience was kind of tried today
and one of my teammates hit me up and wanted me to speak up, you feel
me, I'm totally not with this, salute to Kirsten, you feel me, great singing.
But another one of our teammates text me and said they felt very uncomfortable today
and I hate to bring it up here, but I have to, the couch in the back, bro.
He didn't necessarily consent to those, you know what I'm saying,
that was happening to it back there.
I think I want to report that to HR.
Why? Greg didn't even know anything was happening
at the time. He thought it was totally normal that I was
just fucking a couch.
I'm sure that I went over his head too.
Why do we do anything?
I saw Mike with his pants down.
Can you give me the stat of the day music please?
Chris Cody, can you find me the
stat of the day music please? You're still annoyed with him.
This music will make you happier, won't it?
Start of the day, start of the day.
And this year, start of the day.
Yeah, this is a stat segment.
Start of the day, start of the day.
This year, start of the day.
Start of the day, start of the day.
This year, start of the day.
Start of the day.
Start of the day.
This year, start of the day.
Brothers, George Pickens right now individually has 1,04 receiving yards on the season to date.
the entire Pittsburgh wide receiver and corpse
only has 1,09 yards.
Third round pick and a six round pick.
Back to you.
If D.K. Metcalf didn't look like he's chiseled out of stone,
would we think he's that good?
We've had this conversation earlier,
I think it was before you were here as, like, he's not that good.
Like, he was never their number one.
He just was number one in stature.
Tyler Lockett was their number best.
One of the things that happened yesterday, I mean, yes, also fast for his size, but Smith and Jigba is having a better season already than any Seattle receiver ever.
Like through 11 games, he's already having a better statistical season.
