The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - DAN'S DOG IS HOMOPHOBIC? | Postgame Show (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

"Am I a good boy?" Dan's dog is actually here in the studio, so while Dan lies on the floor and pets him, Zaslow and JuJu lead our Postgame Show with our Burn of the Day from Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and today's Polls and Post-Show Awards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Three, two, one. Hello, Papa. I came as soon as I heard the Chaucudery Board was out, and the Christine and Fig Jam was laid for your boy. Oh, Papa, right there on the ear. Yes, thank you. What are some of the finest cheeses, this jump has? I saw we laid out the finger foods for the,

The pores? Yes, yes. You and I are different. You and I dine on the finest of patase. Who's that old guy? He smells like another dog. So Dan said that Zaz should take the cuck lane, and that inspired a song for me. But he's upset with his house.

Because his couch is dead. Tavlitz, I'm no doubt. Lament's his braveble to say. Stop sending pictures of hotel rooms. And then it's right as she said. Now remember, for Shakurri Tuesday, we are... These are the rules in place for your traditional balance board. Three meets.

Three cheeses. Three sarches. Your plastic, rusted, assorted. Crack. Bring Juju a board. Juju, how you doing today? Good to see you. Good to see you.

Juju, can you as a Celtics fan admit that your team is... is so dull to watch. Yes, I can also admit that this loss will not matter on judgment day. So we can start there, but at the same time, right, everything I've said about the Celtics all year, it has come to pass. And the Buffalo Bills might not have, but neither here nor there. It's just that their end game adjustments are ass.

They're non-existent. Brothers, we don't have it tonight. Maybe let's drive in and get some of those files that they're calling, and they just don't do that. So I can definitely feel you and agree with you saying that they are a frustrating team to watch, bro. This feels so good, Papa. How was work? Did you chew on important societal issues? Are you wearing a Horace Grant jersey?

Yes, sir, man. Still got it going on. Wow, look at that. A Horace Grant Orlando Magic jersey. Good call. Yeah, I had it since I was a baby boy. You did? And my last name is Grant, so you need to help me out with the ladies.

At one time today do we do the infrared masks? Jude, you got a burn of the day for us today? Yes, sir, man. We all know that the Oklahoma City Thunder swept the sun out of here, bro. And Shay Gilgius Alexander took to IG and said this. Everybody wants to be a villain until to the brooms come out. And the dust settles and you realize who the villain is.

And he said that under a picture of Dylan Brooks with on the back of his jersey, it said Cancun on and his number three. So good. Perfect troll job. It smells like corned beef hash over here. Do you think Cancun likes, you know, being the place apparently that everyone goes to when their season ends? Like, they must know that we always get referenced.

Apparently all the players come to us. I don't know. It's weird. It doesn't help the resorts at all. Nice little pee-pee before cold funge in aromatherapy. Oh, yes, Papa. Choo-Gy. Also, I got some post-show awards today for the crew, man.

Like, Braille, y'all boys been firing on all cylinders today. So I first want to give the we owe you an apology award to Greg Cody for that more three-pointers than two-pointers situation. Good job, Greg. Thank you. Good idea. Good job. Thank you very much. Clapping is distracting me. Am I a good boy?

I also want to give the courage award, the Purple Heart Award to our good brother Mike Ryan fighting through singles. Oh my goodness, great is alive. He looks very handsome, so no one can notice. And

I would last day I'd like to give the hypocrite award to our good brother, Dan Lebertar. You know what I'm talking about, great, Cody. Yeah, I do. Thank you. Congratulations. Wow, all right. Let's get some polls for today, Juju.

Yes, sir, man. Scambling for these polls. While I pull them up, did you see what Paige had to say, you know what I mean, about her relationship with A.Z? It wasn't hard. That was easy, Dallas Wings organization. Let the players speak, and they'll give their answers. We have to, as a WMBA fan, I've realized that,

I'm guilty of this as well. We have to stop treating the WNBA like a movement. It's a business. It once was a movement, but now we got business things to handle, so we got to understand that from the top to the bottom and let these players be professional. They got it. Neither here nor there.

No, cheer, cheese, is junk in my assay, Paul. Is junk a good name for a pitcher? 73% of the audience says, yes it is. Can you call it a mansion if you can't afford a couch? Ouch. 88% of the audience says, no, you can't, Zaz. Damn. And nut milk. Don't like nut milk. Not allergic, just don't like how it sounds. It's suggested. Itky.

Are leather couches uncomfortable? 66% of the audience says, yes, they are. The strange thing about me that I should just volunteer here is I'm slightly homophobic. Now, my papa does have to correct me to tell me that's inappropriate. But you cannot teach an old dog do drinks. I am, all right, I'm not even slightly homophobic. I am all the way. Do you think of the junk drawer as a positive place?

57% of the audience says, yes, they do. Is there any other type of appendectomy than an emergency line? I see one and I start barking. 86% of the audience says, no, there is not. Do you know what an appendix does? And yes, I can tell. 76% of the audience says, no, they don't. Salute to the audience, keeping it real.

Should NASCAR have air conditioning? 84% of the audience says yes they should do you use scissors every day what in the hell Dan 78% of the audience says no they don't is the tilapia a dirty fish 72% of the audience says yes it is have you seen change in the last six years I've seen it in the white house Nice. 84% of the audience says, yes, they have. Right there.

Yes. Papa. Who's the cuck over there? You know what, last poll. You know what's interesting about tumors. 79% of the audience says no, and those are your bows. Where are the goji paris? Thanks, Juju.

Good stuff. Thank y'all. Good Cubs song, Jeremy. Thank you.