The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - GBF - A Bone to Pick

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

Stugotz, Billy, Mikey A and Fuentes are all together again. The crew introduces Stugotz to "Here's a Headline" and "anonymous sources". Plus, Fuentes is up to his old tricks with Blind Ranking wide receivers. And Billy has a bone to pick with someone on the show. Spoiler: It's Stugotz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to DraftKings Network. God bless football. Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey. Eh? God bless football, Fu Gill. God bless football, Mikey, eh? God bless football, Fuentes. God bless

football, Stu Gotts. Thank you, Mikey, eh? Uh thank you, Fuentes. Sorry about that. A little bit of a I got my mics mixed. Uh listen, I got it mixed up. I'm sorry about that, okay? Uh we have a brand new segment that we're going to

debut this week. I'm very excited for it. A bone to pick. Oh, well. A bone to pick. Yes. Now, we're going to get to that. We have a lot of things to get to. More Mike Lee. Hey, here's a headline. But Mikey, you would agree we need to start with what's going on in Billy's house, right? Yes, because it will affect the rest of the episode or at least it has the potential to. So, Billy, explain to the audience what is going on at your house

right now. Well, so I ordered a couch. Well, let me rephrase that. My wife decided we needed a new couch. I was perfectly fine with the couch that we had, but she decided that we needed a new couch. The girls' birthdays are both coming up. She says that she wants to have parties here at the house for the girls this year and that we would need a new couch for that, which I don't 100% disagree with because other couch, you know, kids, dogs,

like it's seen better days. So we ordered a couch. I was expecting when we ordered this couch that it would take a really long time to come, because that's what normally happens when you order furniture, at least when we did the last time. I mean, like we can deliver it on Thursday or Friday.

I'm like, well, Thursday is probably a better day. I have more of an open window. And the window that I got was nine to six, which I thought was way too big of a window. That's a wide window. Is that a window? Yeah. That's a barn door.

That's a tank. It's a tank. Yeah. You know those like doors that you see like on TV, like in these like fancy California real estate shows where it's like a sliding door that you pull and it takes out like an entire wall. And you're like, I don't know how this house

is structurally sound if there's just a giant gaping hole on the side of this building looking out off the side of the mountain or whatever, right? That's the door, like window that they gave me. And then last night they refined that window so much to 11 to two and I was like, window that they gave me. And then last night, they refined that window so much to 11 to two, and I was like, uh-oh, that's a bad window. But that's a window at least. It's a window, but that's also my recording window.

That's not a good time for this to happen. Right. And then as the day's gone on, 11 came, and I was like, I texted my wife, I'm like, can you check on this situation? Because I'm gonna have to start recording soon. I haven't heard anything. Have you heard anything?

They're like, this window is now 1115 to 1145. I'm like, ooh, that's the worst window. That's when we're recording. So at some point I may have to get up to open the door and let strangers come into my home with a couch and just hope that they don't steal anything while we're recording. But we'll get to that when we get to that,

if we get to that. All right, but we're outside that window'll get to that when we get to that if we get to that. Alright but we're outside that window right now correct? They're late. But we're getting close. We're getting close to that window. We're getting close to that window. Are we? Okay so there's a chance that someone might deliver a couch to your house while we're on the air doing the show here. Or if I miss the you know them ringing the doorbell they may show up at my house and leave, or just put the couch in my driveway. There's lots of things that can go on here.

You know how I can tell how much I'm missing the football season is all I can think about is get the movers on to pick the games. Ooh. Yeah, that's all I'm thinking about. But there's no games to pick, yeah. There's no games to pick. Right, yeah. So, Mikey, I don't know if

you caught this, but we had a situation this past week in Nashville. And thanks to everyone that came out to our draft watch along and Nashville, everybody that watched on YouTube, you guys did a show from Nashville. So all the people that I met a guy there that drove their hours drove there and he was like, do you remember me? And I was like, not specifically. And he's like, well, I met Lucy when Lucy was doing off roading and she interviewed me and my child. And my child was a big StuGots fan and was praising StuGots.

And StuGots then said on the show, let's get that kid on to make pics every week. And he's like, and I didn't hear from StuGots after that to make pics. And I was like, oh, and he's like, do you not remember? And I'm like, not really, because he says that he wants everyone on to make picks every week. And then he showed me the video.

And, uh, and then what happened was we exchanged contact information and, uh, he's reached out to me since then. So Stu gots, I now have contact information for, uh, this, this child who you wanted to come on last year to make picks. So at some point he'll be making picks. Where the show will be on when he's making picks is your best guess. I have no idea what we're going to be hearing. This kid can come on and make picks when I get a book. Huh. Oh yeah.

Yeah. That's another one that people have reached out. Listen. Is this your bone to pick? Are you picking bones right now? Okay. There's a different bone. I was just going to say we have a segment called I have a bone to pick that's not this one

But I will say that I've had a number of people reach out to me saying that they're owed books that they won in various Contests and I'm like Talk to Cynthia or Kristen. I don't know what to tell you I don't have access to these books various contents or years of working with him either way It was somebody hasn't gotten a book It was the dolphin mall appearance that we did and I gave away Billy gave away five books and gave away all the money in my pocket. Yeah. It's a fun day. It's a fun day. It

was fun. Yeah. Was it really? Yeah. By the way, God bless football is brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Yeah. Subscribe, please. Download, subscribe, rate, review, all those fun things. Do it for Billy. Do it for Mikey. A do it for me because we own this property now. Okay. Well, if you if you enjoy God bless football, follow us on on the different feeds on the podcast feed on the YouTube feed because soon you're not going to find it on this feed.

Anyway, you want to play a segment? It's been like it's been a it's been a minute. It's been I feel like it might have been since the Super Bowl that we've all done a show together. It's been a while since we've all been on together for one reason or another, right? I feel like it's been you know, I feel like it was sooner than that. Mikey and I did a couple episodes last week of some stuff. Yeah. Mount Kiper on. We had Todd McShea on to get to get people ready for the rep, but you're right. We

have not been together for for quite some time. Yeah, the three of us and Fuente's the four of us, it's been a while since we've all done a show together. So it's nice, it's nice to be back. But while you've been gone, Stugatz, we started a segment called Here's a Headline, and this is how it works. Is, you know, a lot of shows will just go in

and they'll start their show and they'll just be giving just the headlines, and they just talk about the headlines and that's boring. So we gamified headlines and this is how it works. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do one here real quick and then see if you catch on to the intricacies of this game called Here's a Headline. Are you ready? Yep. Let's do it. Okay. Here's a headline. This week, the NFL fined the Falcons $250,000 and Jeff Ulbrich $100,000 personally in response to his son, prank calling, Shador Sanders. Not a headline.

No, that was a headline. Let me know. That is the headline. That is absolutely a headline. That Not a headline. No, that was a headline. That is the headline. That is absolutely a headline. That's a headline. Now, you're at a headline. So, I'm not going to. Oh, I react. That's the game. Yeah. Now, you react. Oh, I see. I have a

headline. I thought you were doing headline or not a headline. I didn't. Hold on a second. Yeah, when I, when when you said not a headline, what did that mean exactly? Well, I thought that was the game. You were trying to see if I could figure out the game on the fly here. I've never played the game before.

You guys invented the game while I was away, and I was trying to see if I could keep up with the game. That's all I was trying to do. Wait, so does that mean you don't think that that happened, or you don't think it's a newsworthy story? No, I do think it happened, and I do think, I don't really think it's a newsworthy story, but I'm happy to give my thoughts on it

if that's part of the game. I have a question for all you guys. Oh, okay. I'm the only one without child in this show. You get a phone call. Yes. Your child did something and now you owe $100,000. What are you doing?

Yeah, I mean. I mean. Not a good call to receive. I gotta be honest with you. Yeah. So your son or your daughter did something. They don't have the money to pay for it. You didn't give them permission to do it.

It's going to cost you $100,000. That's what happened to the defensive coordinator for the Falcons. Yeah. His son made a phone call, thought it was funny. Now you owe $100,000. How old is the son? 21. He's 20.

Yeah. The 21 year old. Oh no. He's paying for? 21. He's 20. Yeah. He's paying for that himself. He's an adult. I don't know how. I don't care. He could drink. He can go to a bar. He could serve our military. He could do whatever he wants.

That should not be on dad. That should be on a 21 year old making a bad decision and well, a good decision depending on how you look at it or a bad decision making a prank call that cost him $100,000. It should not cost his parents anything not a penny. I mean if if I'm Jeff and my son does this and I'm fined

$100,000 in the absolute worst defense possible ever. I think I would say I didn't give him that number. What are you finding me for? This has nothing to do with me. I don't know how he got that. No one will believe that, but that's the move that I play. I believe that the story is like his phone was left laying around open or an iPad or something like that, in which case, bad job.

Bad job by Jeff and worst job by his son. Like son, listen to me, buddy. You already decided to do this, which like, not nice, but not exactly criminal what you did, right? You decided to tape it, which is just dumb, considering who your father is. It's dumb considering the fact that, like, the way the NFL works is, if your daddy's a coach, you might be a coach one day.

So, I don't know why you decided to risk your potential NFL career by doing this dumb thing and recording it, but you did that. And then, you decided to come clean and fess up, which you probably only did after they tracked down the number and realized who you were. But you decided to issue an apology, but like kind of throw daddy under the bus, which is another mistake. Like this kid, right.

Not great decision making skills. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm going to go a step further, Billy. In my house, we try and live by the rule of if it's funny, you're not in trouble. If you're going to do it, if you're going to risk it all, make it funny. Come up with a better thing

than you're going to have to wait longer. Like you risked it all for a throw away, giggle, hang up thing. Like do a little research, have a you risked it all for a for a throwaway giggle hang up thing like like Do a little research have a little fun with it. Yeah, that was terrible. I will say it wasn't the best call It was also very short if it's gonna cost you a hundred grand Drag it out a little bit make it more believable almost honestly to the point where You tricked the television networks to show should door on the phone where you tricked the television networks to show Shador on the phone thinking

that he has been selected, right? Because that was so fast that I don't think that any of us really thought while we were watching the draft that Shador thought that he was getting drafted or was getting drafted. Because we never saw him on the phone, him reacting positively to a call.

If you're gonna do it and get caught and get punished, really sell it, really, really sell it so that it was worth the 100,000, you know? So Billy, I just wanna be clear here. You're blaming dad for leaving his phone just laying around the house? He's supposed to have that locked up at all times? No, no, no. Okay.

He blamed his dad for doing that. That's a terrible job by this kid. I mean, seriously, dad should make the kid work and pay off the hundred thousand dollars. Right. One dish at a time. Yeah. One dish at a time. Yes. Lots of chores. This kid, I don't know if he's away at school, but let's be real. This kid's living at home, right?

Like, so we're taking out the trash. We're washing the car. We're feeding the dog. I don't even know what chores you would have to do to get to $100,000 in time earned, but I mean, that kid's gonna be taking out my trash till he's 55 years old or until I'm dead, I think. Like the stuff he's gonna have to do.

I saw this through Gatz and Mike Ye and Mike Fuentes, and it's along these lines, but it's not the exact same thing and it's not related to football whatsoever. But it's a fun game in terms of trying to figure out what things cost in terms of things that you need to do. Right. So are you guys familiar with Mr. Beast? Have you heard of Mr. B?

Sure. You got to be. I have. No, I have not. You have not. Okay. Well, Mr. Beast is the biggest YouTuber in the world. He has like shows. He's worth, you know, like millions of Mr. Beast at all. You got to have heard of Mr. Beast? No, I have not. You have not? Okay, well Mr. Beast is the biggest YouTuber in the world. He has shows. He's worth millions of dollars. Okay, yep. So Mr. Beast's budget for all of his videos that he puts out is something insane. He has

a $10 million budget for a lot of these videos. It's crazy how much money Mr. Beast makes and how much money Mr. Beast spends and gives away, right? I saw on the internet, which maybe it's real and maybe it's not, but we're gonna run with it as though it is real. I saw on the internet that MrBeast has a challenge where if you can eat $1,000 worth of McDonald's food in 36 hours, he will give you a million dollars. Really? Yes.

Can I order it from the airport? Because that's like a happy meal. I mean, not the worst strategy. People then were trying to break down exactly- You're going to the most expensive McDonald's? That's the thing is that then what's the strategy, right, with ordering McDonald's? Do you order the most expensive thing? Because then you're ordering like triple quarter pounders that's loaded with bacon and all

this stuff that's going to be super filling and then that sandwich costs you maybe $11. And then what do you have to do? Like a hundred of those. You can't do that in 36 hours. So how do you find the things that aren't as filling but are the most expensive? Do you go hash browns, do you go with drinks? Like, do you order chicken nuggets?

What do you order to get to $1,000 that you think that you can eat within 36 hours? Because even if you order like a Big Mac meal, let's say that's $10, $11, you can't have 100 Big Macs in 36 hours, so how do you get there? That's what the Ulbrix now need to figure out in terms of chores. How do we get to $100,000 in chores for you to pay us back?

Because I don't think that it's ever gonna happen. And I'll tell you this, Dugats, the conversation was happening earlier this week, and I don't wanna betray confidences, but I believe it was Mike Fuentes that said it. He turns to that kid and he says, guess what? You're not going to college. That was your college.

Not happening anymore. Right. Yeah. But this kid graduated college, it seems like. I mean, he's already back home living with dad. I think he's a student at Ole Miss. Yeah. But he's gotta be on the back end.

He's gotta be close to the end. He's 21 or something. Yeah. Well, you know, so it takes people different. You know, if it was for me, listen, buddy, get ready to learn personal loan because I ain't paying that. You're paying it. Yeah. Yeah. But dad has to pay it. Kid has to pay him back to Billy's point. Assign these chores a very low dollar amount and have him do a million of them. I mean, seriously, you're going to be doing 300,000 car washes.

Well, yeah, I mean, he deserves it. He does. And I mean, the audacity of this kid to blame his dad for having a lot of contacts at his phone and leaving his phone laying around the house. Who would do that? What kind of son is this? Why did he have Shador's contact? It's weird. They must have. I don't know. That's weird. You're a defensive coordinator for a team that literally just drafted a quarterback last year.

I mean, maybe the contact was there, maybe a little tampering while he was with the Jets, who knows? Let's bring on more finds. Yep, so it's a headline. Yeah, that was a headline. Dude, can I do one? Yeah, pick one.

I don't know, it's a Fuentes call, it's a Fuentes. Yeah, go ahead, one more, one more. All right, this is a depressing one, but hey, I don't know. It's a Fuente's called. Go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, just keep going. Go ahead, one more, one more. All right. This is a depressing one. But hey, here's a headline. Right. The New Orleans Saints in the second round

drafted quarterback Tyler Shuck, and he will likely be the last player born in the 1900s to get drafted. Wow. Wow. How does that make you guys feel? Slightly older than I felt five seconds ago. We don't have any like, I guess like this year we're out of like the COVID year. So we're out of like the nine year seniors. Yep.

And the nine year seniors aren't getting drafted anyways, because that's why they've been in college for nine years. Yeah. That's Tyler it's gonna be. Tyler Schuck is 25, gonna turn 26 in September. We're getting- Likely the last one to be drafted in the 1900s. It gets worse for us, Mikey, cause Stu Gatz is already like well past this situation. Well, me and Stu Gatz are the same age, just ask him. That's true.

So I guess it's really just, I guess it's really just gonna affect me in the near future, but we're getting to the point where NFL draft prospects are being born after you graduated high school which is really scary really scary yeah well what should door Sanders board that's a good question give me one moment all right you're looking at all right I'm gonna consult the beasts. Okay, all right, the beast. By the way, I think I could eat, I could eat the appropriate amount of McDonald's

in 36 hours to get a million dollars. I could do it. February 7th, 2002. Yeah, it was more than 2002. Jesus Christ. You could not eat a thousand dollars worth of McDonald's in 36 hours. I think I could, nuggets. I can't do it.

Nuggets, chicken nuggets, I think I could. But Billy, there's a million dollars waiting for you at the end of the rainbow like I think I'm sure there's a no vomit Claws in that bit honestly like this is one of those things where lawyers typically step in so that it doesn't happen because like Someone will die trying to do this and then mr. Beast will really be in trouble so mr. Beast has a way out He has a lawyer like that's right someone's gonna eat this okay over 36 hours and not win any money because of legal legalities Billy's right. Yes. Yes. Yeah, mr. Beast has no intention of giving this million dollars away No, she got that's a head lies you'd be surprised. Yeah, surprise it how's a million dollars all the time all the time

surprised surprised it has a million dollars all the time all the time it's crazy how much it's really it's like basically his brand I just give away a ton of money all the time get him on the show and we can't he'd say no to us you're gonna get him on the show just to ask him for a million dollars to make dollars. To make pics with the kid. Okay. We're back after this. Hey guys, it's Lucy and I'm about to tell you about the most incredible, unforgettable gift you can get mom this Mother's Day. Have you ever heard of Goldbelly? It's this amazing site that I order from all the time where you can get the most iconic, famous foods from restaurants all across the US and they will ship it anywhere across the country for free in time for Mother's Day.

Gold Belly will ship gift-worthy cakes from Ina Garten and Martha Stewart, Magnolia Bakery's famous banana pudding, New York bagel brunch directly from the city, or even authentic Chicago deep dish pizza. So whether your mom would love something sweet from one of the country's best bakeries or meals from world famous chefs, Gold Belly has you covered. It's a super simple process and the packaging is so cute that I used it for my scrapbook. So if you are looking to make Mother's Day perfect or want to impress your friends and family with an epic meal next time you host, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code GBF. That's GoldBelly.com code GBF for free shipping and 20% off your first order.

And we're back guys. Godless football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. So guys, I was not in last week when you guys recorded, So I'm not familiar with some of the games that you have teased and that are upcoming. So can you tell me what the games are and how they work? Is there anything I need to know,

anything confusing that I wouldn't understand? Because I thought here's a headline was pretty simple and then you said that's not a headline and then it kind of threw everything off. So I want to kind of understand the games before we play them just so we're all on the same page. All right, so the games that we have on the table today are more Mike Lee, you're familiar with that one.

Yes, love that one. Anonymous Sources, you're familiar with that one. Oh, I love that one. So you guys, you'd be surprised, I'm really good at Anonymous Sources. So good, really? It's almost like I think you know where I get some of the anonymous quotes

and you read it. Let me rephrase this. Every week that we've played anonymous sources, it's been about teams and I don't know if that's what we're doing with anonymous sources today. So if it's not about teams, it's going to be okay. So every time we've done it, it's been about teams and I get off to like a crazy hot start where I'll hit like five in a row. Right. And then the pressure starts like mounting. I'm like, can I have a perfect game this time? And then I miss like the last three or four and I really end up like 500 ish more or less, but I get off to like a crazy hot start every time. Okay. The final game on the table. I'm leaning towards anonymous sources right now, just so you know, because you're very excited.

Myself. I know is what does his blind rankings? Oh, because you're very excited about it. I jinxed myself now, yeah. Is Fuentes' blind rankings? Oh, blind rankings. You're not familiar with this game, Billy. So now I'm tempted to go there first, because you're not familiar, Fuentes. Explain your game to Billy and see if he understands. Hold on, we also have a bone to pick later on.

Oh yeah, and a bone to pick. Oh, we got a lot to get to. Oh my God, and a couch. Yeah, the couch. Yeah, the couch show up yet or no? I heard dogs barking, so I'm not sure what's going on out there. Yeah.

Exciting. OK, so Billy, what blind ranking is basically is I give you 10 of the best players at a position. Well, not the Billy, I guess the best. But 10 of the best players at any given position. And you will blind rank them, Justin Fields. And you will blind rank them as they come out. But you don't know what I like this. Next.

Yeah, it's a good game. I like this. Well, give Billy this on. I've seen this on the tick tock. Yes, exactly. On the tick tock. That's where I've directed from. Last time he tick tocks on it.

Is that where you stole it from? Yeah, most of it. So the thing is, I've seen this on the tick tock with the Mr. Beast and the such. Wait, so Funtas, tell Billy where Mikey A had Justin Fields ranked in his quarterback ranking. Mikey A, we all know, is a big Justin Fields fan. Luckily for him last week, it landed at number one on Mikey A's personal blind rankings of quarterbacks.

Congratulations, Mikey A. Congratulations, Justin Fields. Congratulations, New York Chess. That's awesome, man. You're quarterback number one in your rankings. Who was he ahead of? Who was he ahead of two? Quentin's gave me.

Josh Allen. Quentin's gave me the old two hucklebuck. He gave me the old hucklebuck. I know how this goes. He beat out. Justin Fields was the me the old huckle buck. He gave me the old huckle buck. I know how this goes. He beat out. Justin Fields was the last one. Yes, he was. He beat out Jared Goff.

Right. Jaden Daniels. Yes. And Josh Allen. But there's a lesson to be learned from last week's game. When you hear Josh Allen, just rank him number one. Just rank him number one and deal with it. I was waiting for Borough or my homes.

Somebody to make a little bit of an argument. Nope, he gave me Justin Fields. All right. So do we all do blind rankings or? Yeah, we all do blind rankings. So Billy, you decide here on the game. More likely anonymous sources, what does his blind rankings or a bone to pick?

I kinda wanna do blind rankings. It sounds fun. It is fun. It sounds like a fun game. You're gonna love it Billy. By the way, guys, real quick, blind rankings is presented by Spirit of the World's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. That sounds like a fun game. You're gonna love it. Let's do it. By the way, guys, real quick, Blind Rankings is presented by Spirit of the World's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

That was quick. Thank you. Yeah. They called in, they said, Blind Rankings, again? We're in. I'm in. Okay, so as it says, I will say a wide receiver. You will all rank the same receiver on your own preference.

We're getting 10, right? You're getting 10. It is already printed out. There will be no shenanigans. I will not be switching them up on you. These 10 are already printed out. Ah, I don't know. Let me see the printout.

Let me see. Yeah, yeah. It just so happens that Justin Fields was number one. Okay. I had Josh Allen, man. Don't complain, Dan. I had Josh Allen. I'm telling you right now,

the last one's gonna be a crap player. Like for sure. Or the last one's gonna be the best player and then you're gonna have him ranked at nine. You gotta be prepared for that. When this is up to, when this is as a man of tricks? Alright let's go. First wide receiver is the Philadelphia Eagles AJ Brown. AJ Brown where do you rank AJ Brown? Oh go to Stu Gat's first. AJ Brown I'm gonna rank him third on my list. Third. I mean. I'm gonna go down one AJ Brown for I'm gonna put him at six Wow Billy. I like that

That could work in your favor or it could embarrass could be the best good We'll see what happens. Okay number two Los Angeles Rams Puka Nikua Is puka better than AJ I'll put Puka four. Nine. I can't believe I'm putting Puka four. Mikey, what's up in nine?

Mikey, what are you doing? I have Puka at three. Huh. Nine. That's a good game, man. Nine. And he was the second one, that's crazy, okay. Where did you have AJ Brown?

I have AJ at three, I have Puka at Okay. Yeah, where did you have a J Brown? I have AJ at three at Pook at four. Yeah, Billy. Where'd you have AJ Brown? I have AJ at six Pook at three Boy okay now I'm writing these down I have to write them down No, no wise Flint is writing these down because I gotta keep track. Okay good Yeah, because he's not playing shenanigans to see where you have left at the end. Correct, I'm having my own laugh. He's not doing it. He shouldn't need to be keeping track of these

if he's just reading a list. Okay, next. Third name. Great point, Billy. Nico Collins, Houston, Texas, Nico Collins. Jesus Christ. God, he's good. Underrated in my opinion.

I'm going to put I'm hesitant to do this. Nico at five. Can I ask a question? Are these like projections for this year where we think they're at now? No, these are what you think they are based right now. May 2nd Friday of 2025. I mean, Billy, I'll tell you this. I probably would put had I not put AJ at three and Pukka at four.

I probably put Nico at three. So I have I'm putting Nico at seven. Nico, very I'm putting injury history. Yeah. Nico at five. Yeah, I was thinking five, too, but then when it fires across the board and I he's up to something. So I'm trying to give myself some wiggle room here. He is. OK. Next. I'm thinking to give myself some wiggle room here. He is, okay.

Next. I'm thinking already there's like Jamar Chase out there, like there's guys. There's a couple of guys. There's a couple of guys. Who got nine from Mikey A is crazy to me. Crazy. We'll see. Well, you shouldn't have an opinion, but that's okay.

Number four. New England Patriots new wide receiver, Stefan Diggs. Ten. Ten. I'll put Diggs at eight. Stefan Diggs at eight. You guys are going to miss him. He's going to throw in Braxton barriers or something here. That's fine. No, no. These are only. That's why I'm leaving room, Billy. These are only wide receiver ones. Okay. Okay. You didn't specify that. Well, you would have figured

it out. Number five. Well, that means, hold on, that means like we're only getting one guy per team? Yes. We're only getting Brown. Now the Eagles window is closed. No, Devonta Smith. Right. Okay. Well, like, all right. These are, this would have been helpful information beforehand. Yes. Number five Malik neighbors. Who do you have Malik neighbors? I'm with Billy on this I'm outraged by this if I knew it was wide receiver ones. I would change my order I mean yeah, I thought we had some wide receiver threes coming I fully thought Barrios was coming up at some point Malik neighbors neighbors at eight neighbors neighbors at eight

I'll put neighbors at six I guess I'll put neighbors at six I guess since it's since it's wide receiver ones I mean I'm gonna put neighbors at five just because my six and my seven are full my eight and my nine are empty but I feel like eight and nine might be too low for him even though I also feel like five is too high okay huh number six I have neighbors at six. Number six on this list. The to be ranked. Newly drafted Packers wide receiver Matthew Golden.

Ten. That's not a number one receiver. That's not a number one receiver. Good job saving your ten. Watching, read, anyone. He's better than all those guys. Good job saving your tens, StuGots. Good move. Thank you.

Thank you. Save my 10 for Golden. I have Golden at nine. And you have now lied to us about how this game works multiple times. Wait, hold on. Mikey, you have Matt Golden where? Seven. Because he used his 10 and his nine already.

Because I have eight, nine, and 10 done. Who's eight, nine, and 10? Because I thought it was number one receiver. I want to hear who Matt Golden is right ahead of that's all Right now Mikey has Matt Golden above Malik neighbors puka Nakua and Stefan Diggs crazy About to like you're bad at this game At least at least I play the game right next is DJ Moore DJ Moore I will put DJ Moore at seven on my list.

DJ Moore. I just almost threw out an F-bomb because of what you're doing here. Yeah. It's a random list. WR1. I mean, WR1 would have been helpful. It's absolutely not a random list, but that's fine.

Right, and I had Goldin's on it. Matthew Goldin gets it, please. Yeah, all right. Well, according to you Golden's gonna be the rookie of the year he might be the MVP second wide receiver take it here comes Ted McMillan it's gonna be Matt Goldin or Justin Fields are we are we gonna get to good wide receivers at any point of your wide receiver ones or no it's gonna take a more wide receiver on a team of third wide receivers in Green Bay.

Are you guys going to give me a more? I put him seven. I said, I know Stu's on. Stu's playing. Yeah, I have him at eight. I'm playing well, too. You are. Yes. Mikey, I already said three. OK, I like my list, except AJ Brown, I think is too low now because I thought we were going to get real players. Yeah, I thought we were going to play. Yeah, that's what we were doing. Okay. Yeah. We're onto your games. Who's next? Mike Jamar Chase. Jesus. Number one, one, because I don't trust

what you have coming up next. And I'll make the argument if you give me Justin Jefferson to put him at two. There's only one, right? It would just be Justin Jefferson. Yeah, but he's probably not. He's probably not in this game. Make the argument. I'm telling you, he's probably not in this game. I'll put Chase at one. Because I have no issue putting now he's going to be in this game.

I'll put him at two. I'm our chase. I know what this guy's up to right now. He's the best student in the league. I put him at one. Marvin Harrison, Jr. for six, nine. I love this game. I put him at one Marvin Harrison jr. Four six nine Nine isn't bad you guys, but I only have four left and to you now my two is gonna be

My this is my to them randoms Tet McMillan the random guy from the bills guys all have two left My two is gonna be kiyot Coleman I gotta tell you if I was asked to write these guys This is the way I would probably write them. You might not think after this one, but it's not bad. Okay. The last guy on our list is Lad McConkey.

Oh, jeez. You're an idiot. You're just the worst. Yeah, you suck at this. Yeah, you're terrible. You suck because the game went exactly how you predicted it to go. Exactly how it should. You suck.

Well, because, can I tell you something? You, I don't, I'm not convinced. First of all, these are not all number one receivers. These are not wide receiver ones, like you said that they were. You never said that they were, then you said that they were. And I said, okay, well, if this is the wide receiver one

that we're going with here, like, then I guess I should leave. Matthew Gold is the only one you can argue against. Why is Justin Jefferson not in this game? Because it's 32 guys. if I told you to write One thirty two that you know just the guys know they're randomly on a list That's what I said in the beginning. I put all 32 players on a list and then I randomized it I took the top ten those are the guys you ranked. Oh if I tell you hey

We're gonna rank 32 wide receivers obviously you're gonna leave a spot for Justin Jefferson That's why you can only do the top ten No But if you told us 32 number ones perhaps we would have're going to leave a spot for Justin Jefferson. That's why you can only do the top 10. No, but if you told us 32 number ones, perhaps we would have adjusted our list according to you. You know that Justin Jefferson's in

the league. Do you want to go? Do you want to go through our list? Yes. Yes. I will go through the list. Stu, number one, Jamar Chase. Yes. Great pick. Yes. Number two, Lad McConkey. Awful. He's not bad. Yeah, but he's not number two.

He's not. I think it's a consensus at number two, by the way. Yes, exactly. It is. Yes, it is. We all think the first two picks, everybody somehow had to open. Just to be clear, we all have lad McCaulkey being better than AJ Brown, Pukka Nakua, Nico Collins and Malik neighbors. We all think lad is the best receiver. The second best receiver. The lad number three still got to AJ Brown. Number four, Pooka Nakula. Number five, Nico Collins. Number six, Malik Neighbors.

Number seven, DJ Moore. Number eight, Stephon Diggs, little high in my opinion. Number nine, Marvin Harrison Jr. And number 10, Matthew Golden. Yeah, because you knew Matthew Golden was on this list, Fuentes, that's why you think that Stephon Diggs is too high. He's right here. I had him right here.

At seven, he was going to be the seventh guy I said. Matthew Golden. You guys actually all had the same one and two. It's only after three because then Billy had Puka, Marvin Harrison, Malik Neighbors, AJ, Nico, DJ Moore, Matthew Golden, and Stefan Diggs at 10, which is probably where he belongs at this point in his career. My only one that I regret aside from Lad McConkey is A.J. Brown at 6 and Marvin Harrison Jr. at 4. I think if I could redo this list, I might put Pooka 2. If I could just switch three people, I'd put A.J. Brown to Lad 4, Harrison 6, if I'm just switch three people, I'd put AJ Brown to Ladd for Harrison six.

If I'm only moving three, if I could redo the entire list, it'd look totally different. If I could redo the entire list, I'd throw Golden off the list. Thank you for this information. Yeah, not even close. Thank you for all this information that nobody asked for, Billy. Mike, Chase Ladd, DJ Moore, AJ Brown, Nico, Harrison, Matthew Golden, Malik Neighbors, Puka Nakula at nine is insane, and Stephane Diggs at 10. Yeah.

That's your blind ranking, Vati Vesemirna. Yours wasn't bad, Mikey, except for the Puka thing. No, except for Puka, but again, that's because I thought we were doing number one wide receivers. Well, we trusted Fuentes with his arm mistake. You did, all these guys are number one. Listen, that's on us, we know that for next week.

All these guys are number ones. Lad McConkey, DJ Moore, Nico Harrison. They are guys are number one. Listen, that's on us. We know that for next week. All these guys are number ones. Lad McConkey, DJ Moore, Nico Harrison. They are not all number one. Matthew Golden hasn't taken one snap. Exactly right. Come on, get out of here. When you set up a game, set it up properly. He will be the number one receiver on that team.

He'll be like the fourth wide receiver. Romeo DOOBS. DOOBS. Romeo DOOBS. Two targets a game. Oh yeah, but they're touchdowns all the time. Yes. I mean, go to break. Matthew Golden. Romeo and James. Two targets a game. Oh yeah, but they're touchdowns all the time. Yes.

Go to Matthew Golden. Go to break. Anonymous Sources and we pick a boat next. The debate continued during the break as to whether Matt Golden should have been included in what is his list. I am with Billy. It is blasphemy. How is Matt Golden a number one library?

He hasn't played a game in the NFL yet. I don't know what he's doing. Which one of you guys just said, they just said the whole team is a team of number three receivers. Who said that? Was it me? Matthew Golden is included. I don't think anyone said that.

Matthew Golden is included in that. I don't think anyone said that. Stu got that. I can't wait for week one. Somebody is getting a text from somebody depending on what happens with Matthew Golden. One catch for two yards when this is getting texted. Yeah, but God forbid he has five catches. Number one is 120 yards.

Exactly. Yes. You'll never hear the end of it. I'll move him up to one and then I'll be texting you all the stat line of Romeo dudes To god to catch you to touchdown six yards. I have an update for you I have been informed that the couch delivery people are at stop number four and I'm stop number five. So people are at stop number four and I'm stop number five. So might be on the way. I don't know. We're not sure where four is, how far away it is, how big the furniture is, how long that's going to take.

But we're up against it now. Are we Billy? Yeah, the couch is coming as they say. All right. No one says that. What is someone said? The couch is coming. No one says that. Oh, what is someone said? The couch is coming. No one looks forward to the couch coming.

Nobody. I do. I'm looking forward to the couch. You look forward to getting the new couch and sitting in the comfortable new couch, but no one looks forward to the delivery of said couch, right? I'm hoping it fits through the front door because if not, then we got to open the back door and I, it's where I moved the old couches in front of the back door. So I really hope this fits the front door and I'm not convinced it will.

Uh, I so badly want this to happen while we're on the air recording here. Please stop for right now. You're stop five. Yeah. Stop five. Those stops are a tricky game though. I mean, sometimes, you know, some stops could take 15 minutes Some stops could take you know an hour. They could they could be there for two hours Yeah, and it could be in Pembroke Pines or something who knows where the stop is so Dangerous game it also could be my neighbor for all I know who knows yeah Billy What do you want to do here anonymous sources more Mike Lee or you want to you have a bone to pick? we can if you want we can pick the bone so that there's not this cloud of

discomfort around the show for any longer, because I can tell you guys, it's really bothering you that we have a bone to pick. It's OK. And you seem really thrown off, I would say in this episode. OK. So I have does anyone else have a bone that they want to pick or is it just going to be me this week? I'd like to I'd like to hear the bone you have to pick and then. Oh, you might add on. OK, just pile on. All right. I have a bone to think you're going to clobber Fuentes for Matt Gold.

I was about to say, if you guys bring this game, I've done it already. That bone is picked clean. I have a bone to pick. OK, with Stu gots. What? Yeah, I knew it. And it's not for the reasons that you think. I have a bone to pick with Stu gots because I don't fully understand some of the things that he does.

But this one in particular, I definitely did not understand. So as we mentioned, we had a draft watch along last week in Nashville. Stu gots was not there for reasons that are not important to you, the audience. Uh, and he didn't have a toothache, but Stugatz was there for reasons that are not important to the audience. Now, if you're watching the show and you're like, man, I wonder what Stugatz is thinking about the draft and how it went, What better place than, than God bless football.

Stugatz hasn't been on the main show in some time or, you know, potentially someone's personal YouTube that he launched, like exclusive places like this, that you can go and get these exclusive thoughts and ideas from Stugatz. How do I give people my original thoughts? Would it be on my platforms? Like maybe God Bless Football or potentially Stupanity or my YouTube channel that I'm starting? No! It's on the Greg Cody Show! Why did you go on the Greg Cody Show? Featuring Greg Cody, by the way.

Featuring Greg Cody to give a draft recap when people have been wondering where you are for months and you have these other platforms you want to drive them to It seemed like a funny idea at the time I don't disagree with you, but it also is not a What you're trying to accomplish It made me laugh when I saw it. I go, it was great. Of course. Of course.

He's on the Greg Cody show. There was some sort of mix up where he was supposed to be in today, but he's not in. And I think it was just a scheduling, you know, snafu or whatever. But of course the place to go gets to got his thoughts on the draft is the Greg Cody featuring Greg Cody. Yeah We just finished draft weekend Monday morning. I text two gods right hey, what do you want to do today? And he gives me the hey, I'm flying. I'm landing at 10 a.m.. I'll hit you afterwards He hasn't texted me it is now Friday, right? He has not text

Well, I think Cody show I mean there was Long flag you know, right. So what did you say on Greg Cody show? What were your thoughts on the track? What are your thoughts on the draft? Uh, I thought Michigan would have been better. That's what I said. I'm Greg Cody show. Hey, it's three picks in the top 12 and how were they so bad last year? Yeah, I said, I mean, that, uh, I was not surprised. You're nor Sanders did not get selected in the first round. I said I mean that I was not surprised your door Sanders did not get selected in the first round. I didn't think he'd last till the fifth round but I was not surprised he was not drafted in the first round. So I think a lot of media people boosted his value because they didn't want to piss off the on Sanders seriously. Like they have

relationships with them and they don't want to upset Dion and they probably knew he wasn't that good all along so Oh, I have another update what two minutes ago what the driver called they're on the way Where though on the way, I don't know I don't know I don't know I'm getting nervous now That was a quick delivery. I gotta be honest. I yeah, I must probably just a chair Yeah, must have been a chair has been one of those giant windows that open Yeah, yeah must probably just a chair. Yeah must have been a chair Yeah, yeah the big window yeah You want more Mike Lee or by the way you picked your bone. It's a fair but the pic bone picked I apologize. Oh, yeah, I'll do better moving forward. I want to say I'll do better, but I probably don't have to apologize

moving forward. I want to say I'll do better, but I probably... You don't have to apologize. It's just questionable decision making. But listen, you and I both have an allegiance to Greg Cody. We love him. And so when he asked me to do something, I don't want to say no to Greg. You seem like the last person that I need to explain this to you, but your allegiance needs to be to you, friend. You need to worry about old number one first at this point. Okay, you're right. You're right about that. More Mike Lee or anonymous sources? Which one? Where do you want to go here, Billy? Let's do, did Stugats play anonymous sources last time? He has never played anonymous sources. Okay, so let's play anonymous sources because it's fun and then we can do more Mike Lee at the end, but I'm going to give a disclaimer here. I'm not going to be good today. So there

we go. You're going to be just fine. Okay. So these anonymous sources are from AFC league execs talking about AFC teams about how another team did in the draft. Okay. So here is your first one. Quote, they have a young GM who by all accounts would be more analytically inclined at his decision making in an organization that you think holds analytics at high regard. And what do they do? They do the opposite of the analytical decision by trading up to select a non quarterback. Which team are they talking about? This is a trick. Can I answer? I think this is a trick question. I think I know the answer. I'm gonna say Jacksonville Jaguars. I think I know the answer I'm gonna say Jacksonville Jaguars that seems like the obvious and the obvious I think there's a trick sometimes. It's the obvious

I think that there's a trick Who traded up? Jacksonville traded up who traded up. I'm gonna stay with Fuentes. I think it's Jackson I think it is the obvious choice this time. And Bisselli with analytics, get the hell out of here. Who traded up? It's the young GM part for me. Oh yeah.

Yeah. The young GM, the analytics. I'll go Jacksonville too. Yeah. It was the Jacksonville Jaguars. All right. All right. I gave you a nice easy one to start off.

It seemed too easy. That seemed like a trap. It seemed like a trap. When that young GM goes to Bisselli and shows him the analytics, what do you think Bisselli says to that kid? He rips it up. I think that he takes it, he blows his nose on it, he folds it, and then puts it in his top pocket.

Not his own, the GM's top pocket. All right. All right, next one. This one's quick. Okay. Quote, the guy they took in the first round went a little early, but they basically said, F it, we're gonna go get a big one. Little early. Little early. I'm going to go with the Carolina Panthers. Titans. Hint.

Big is legitimate. Like, oh, I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers.

I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers.

I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'm going to say Carolina Panthers. I'll go with. Jets was the Miami Dolphins. Oh wow. You guys drafted a big one. Yeah and he went one. Yeah.

And he went early. Okay. All right. Right there. We'll break that. We're gonna pick it up. All right. We're only gonna have four minutes for the last segment.

So I'm gonna say. Oh, wow. That was it? All right. I'm gonna say I like this game so much, I want more. Okay. I'm going to play more. Okay. I love the game anonymous sources so much. I want to play more. I do Billy. Do we have a quick update on the couch here? What's going on there? No, I was told that they're on the way. I don't know how close they're coming from. So I mean, I may have been able to escape here and do the show, do my work, and get the couch

without any overlaying of each other. But we'll see. Also, I have a question. So we have a short one here because we've had a lot of fun today. More Mikely, does that hold up for next week? Can we keep doing anonymous sources or are these like, they're not gonna make sense?

Of course we can hold it up. Okay, good, good, good. Why Billy, do you wanna go more Mike Lee? Like I'll do whatever you want here. No, I don't wanna dictate the terms. I think we're having a lot of fun with anonymous sources and we have a three-way tie right now at one correct each. At one.

All right, I didn't know someone was giving score. It's all the same one. Thank you, yeah, okay, good. Yeah, you have to keep score in games. You do, you're right. Yeah, obviously. All right, here we go. All right.

Quote, their quarterback is gonna have weapons galore. You don't have physical enough corners to cover two 6'4 receivers. Quarterback is gonna have weapons galore. You don't have enough corners to cover two 6'4 receivers. Wow. Ah. 6'4 receivers. Yeah. six four receivers It's not I don't think that it's golden cuz he's not six four no, it's not what he is a number one receiver according to Mike

Quintus you beat out read for the number one I might want to say Carolina Panthers again, Mikey. Because I know Xavier LeGette is not sure. I don't know his exact height, but I know Tent McMillan is 6'4". Who's the other Jacksonville receiver? Yeah, but Stugats is going to be after the draft and Travis Hunter is not 6'4". I'm going to say Arizona. I think I'm going to go... I'm going to... AFC team, Stugats. AFC team. I did I'm going to go. I'm going to see team Stugats.

I did. I did say that. Yeah. I want to as you set it up correctly. I'm going to let point as keep doing Carolina because he said Matthew Golden was a number one receiver. That's fine. Week one. Ah, I see. Hmm. And this is a tough one.

AFC. It's got to be Jacksonville then, no? No, he's not six force to guts. I know it's not you guys trying to look up the heights of all like while you're doing the hemming and ha you're trying to look up of all the heights of all the wide receivers potentially. Pretty. Yeah, that's that's smart. Too bad it's only a four minute segment. Yeah, I feel like that's gonna happen

Is this is gonna end with none of us kind of knowing? Well, we got one guess for Jacksonville, I'm gonna go with the Raiders All right, I will say Jack Beck is not six four Trats Jaden Higgins not six four. He's not. Drats. Who is it? Drats. Who is it? Jaden Higgins is six four.

What's the answer? Hit us. The Houston Texans. Ah. Nico Collins and Jaden Higgins. Both six four. Nico Collins. Man.

The fifth best water receiver on my list. Squeeze one more in? Yes. Sure. Yeah. We've done terrible so far. I told you it's was gonna be bad this week. We still tied at one. I'll go a little easier here. I'm gonna go a little easier.

All right. Quote, I think they are raising the floor and do not need to be great at the position they took in round one. The quarterback makes up for so much deficiency. Peyton Manning and Tom Brady made up the difference for their teams too. I'm gonna say the Buffalo Bills.

Wow, I'm gonna say the Buffalo Bills. Wow. I'm gonna say the Kansas City Chiefs. I'll say oh man someone with a good quarterback. I'm gonna say oh it has to be the team with the best I'd say the Dolphins the best quarterback but we already did Dolphins so it's not them. We have a we have a winner in anonymous sources. I'm gonna go I'm gonna I haven't. I haven't guessed yet. Oh, I thought you. I'm sorry. I'll go with the bills. No, no, that's bull. No, we have a singular winner and it's Stu got the chiefs. I met the chiefs. I met the chiefs.

That's your winner. First time wins his first ever anonymous sources. First time ever. First time ever playing the game. That's your winner. Stu Gloss wins his first ever anonymous sources. First time ever. First time ever playing the game. I love this game. I could play this game anymore. It's a great game. Thank you Billy. Oh my God.

It's a great game. More Mikely? Oh my God. Give me one. Just give me one. More Mikely to start the most games for the Browns next season. Pickett, Sanders, or Flacco?

Flacco. Sanders. Yeah, I'm gonna say Sanders is starting by week eight. Yeah. Kenny Pickett, you guys are wrong. Get out of here. You're insane. It's not gonna be Kenny Pickett.

I feel bad for Dylan Gamer. Sean Watson's gonna start more games than Kenny Pickett. I feel bad for G Gaber. Sean Watson's gonna start more games than Kenny Pickett. I feel bad for Gaber. Why do you feel bad for Gaber? Because he was just a throw-in pick. He's automatically a third string guy. Everybody knows him. No one cares. God bless football.

God bless it. God bless football.