The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - GBF: Divisional Round Hangover

Episode Date: January 22, 2024

Stugotz, Billy, Mikey A and Fuentes give their thoughts on the NFL Divisional Round with a new segment about heart-racing moments, a top 5 list, if the season ended today and a game of Purdy or Blank.... Stugotz and Billy think there's a chance Sean McDermott could be out in Buffalo, especially if Bill Belichick wants the job. There aren't too many quarterbacks Stugotz or Mikey A would take Brock Purdy over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network. God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey, eh? God bless football, Gill. God bless football Mikey A. God bless football Stu Hats. Why are you smiling so much Mikey A. What is going on with you? Billy smiled and threw me off and I like it. What is that? What is that even me? Like what is that supposed to even mean? Listen, last week Billy you were a little, you were a little in a little hum. Yeah. You were a little upset last week Billy. You threw me off. It's odd to see, you're happy. It's odd to see Billy smiling late in the afternoon on a Monday. Let's just, let's be honest.
Starting point is 00:00:51 No, you know what? Monday is my high energy day. I should say high energy day, but Monday is the day in which I have the most energy I will have for the entire week. Really? The Fridays is really, some people build up to a Friday and on Friday, they're like, I'm so excited. I'm headed into the weekend. And then me, and on Friday they're like, I'm so excited. I'm headed into the weekend and then me,
Starting point is 00:01:07 I'm just kind of like, I don't, there's nothing left in the tank. Tall downhill from here for you. Yeah, yeah. And to be honest with you, thinking this out, I don't know when my batteries recharge because it's not like weekends are like super relaxing when you have two toddlers,
Starting point is 00:01:21 while a toddler and like a six month old. So I don't know how my batteries even recharge because I'm not sleeping. It's not that. Just two weeks ago, Billy. I mean, a toddler and like a six month old. So I don't know how my batteries even recharge because I'm not sleeping. It's not that. Just two weeks ago, Billy. I mean, there's three more football games this year. Four if you want to include the Pro Bowl, but really three. Well, the Pro Bowl, yeah, there's other competitions,
Starting point is 00:01:35 you know, the weekend, all that stuff. I mean, it's not a game, but it's a weekend. It's the games, the Pro Bowl games. Yes. Do they still have the flag football game? Yeah, right? I think so, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Should we go to that?
Starting point is 00:01:47 What is it well, we're gonna be the mannings are the coaches. Okay, really really Oh, hmm. Peyton and Eli, huh? Yeah, those of them. I know but I feel bad. I always feel bad for coop I just I he's never part of anything. Okay, but Realistically, what would you do? Right? It's the Pro Bowl games. They're like, you know what? We're going to have Cooper and Archie Manning be the coaches of the teams.
Starting point is 00:02:13 You'd be like, why? Why? Why are we doing that? Oh, it's fair. But I just feel bad. They do the watch along, you know, the Manning cast. They're both Hall of Famers. They both play in the NFL and all coop.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Their younger brother has done is is a podcast called Soup with Coop. I mean, yeah Yeah, well Who's like celebrity sibling? Do you feel worse for like who's the one that you're like? Oh, wow, that's Unfortunate hmm like did you know Google right now? Did you know at I'm sure we've done this before you know Ashton Kutcher has a twin brother. No, Google him. Okay. You'll see. If you're listening, Google Ashton Kutcher's twin brother.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Okay. He's not Ashton Kutcher. Really? Yeah. Well, obviously he can't be right. There's another Kelsey. Is his name Brad Kutcher? Wow. Listen, Mikey, it's a great point. I feel bad for Travis Kelsey. I mean, because the best Kelsey you had that game last night was Jason Kelsey. A bit much.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Travis had two touchdowns. Travis had two touchdowns. Jason had 25 beers. I mean, that yeah. Shirtless beers. That's awkward. In jumping in front of Taylor Swift, knowing where the camera was,
Starting point is 00:03:17 was probably the best scouting report in the game last night. That's awkward, right? When you're in the booth with the shirtless guy and it's like, when you're outside braving the elements and you're shirtless, it's one thing. But like, he's in heat. He's in a comfortable environment. He's just walking around this sweet shirtless.
Starting point is 00:03:36 There was a time when they showed Taylor and she's there laughing and all you see over her right shoulder is a hairless man. Belly hair. Yeah, I'm chasing Kelsey. All you see is belly hair. Well a hairless man. Belly hair. Yeah. I'm chasing ghosts. Oh, you see his belly hair. Well, that's the funny thing about it is that like,
Starting point is 00:03:49 it wasn't just for show, like, oh, the camera's gonna be here. Let me take off my shirt and then put it back on. No, he seemed to just be walking around. He was hanging out like that. Yeah, it was great. By the way, he looks great. He does. He looks great.
Starting point is 00:04:00 I saw him and I was like, man, I wish that was me. I wish I had that body. That's a guy who's not gonna retire. That's what I was saying to myself. Well, Travis said he's got some more football left in him. Did he? He did. He also went out into the parking lot yesterday,
Starting point is 00:04:15 Jason Kelsey, and had beers with Bill's mafia. I saw that. I saw that he was wearing one of those big hats with the bill on. He was drinking out of bowling balls and stuff. Yeah. So guys, we have lions at 49ers Whoa, what happened? That's that's if the season ended today. Oh, I'm sorry. I haven't gotten A lot of things to do today. We're just jumping the gun here Billy my apologies
Starting point is 00:04:38 I was trying to comment on what I saw over the weekend, you know Can I tell can I tell you and the audience what we have in store for them today, just set up the show a bit before we continue to going on. We have a lot of things to get to. We have, if the season ended to get today, even though you already heard part of what happens. If the season ended today.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Spoiler alert. Yeah, just pretend you didn't hear that. A couple of years ago, and then like rewind, whatever. We have a new segment sponsored by Bayer. Oh, wow. Heart racing moments. Really? We're gonna get to those later. We have a new segment. Right. Sponsored by Bayer. Oh, wow. Heart racing moments. Really? We're gonna get to those later.
Starting point is 00:05:07 We're gonna share. There were a few. There were several. Heart racing moments. Yes, they are. I'm not super involved in sales, but I will say this. We have a segment called Billy's Bets Big Boards brought to you by, and we've been waiting for a sponsor.
Starting point is 00:05:21 And Bayer fit in there perfectly. If you follow the theme of the bees, could have been seven bees real quick. That's what I'm saying. It could have been real quick, but thank you for bear for coming on. And we'll share with you our heart racing moments later on. Do you guys have a top five today? I have a new game for you guys today. I think what does has a top five.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I do have a new game for you guys. It's called for the next 10 years. Purdy or blank. Okay. Not Arthur Blank. That was my confusion. Right. But I'm gonna give you Brock Perti and the name of another quarterback in the NFL.
Starting point is 00:05:56 And you guys tell me which one you would rather have for the next decade, okay? All right. Can we play a game that I just invented also? Sure. Called Hot Seat or Cold Seat. Ooh. Yeah. It's so game that I just invented also? Sure. Called Hot Seat or Cold Seat. Ooh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:08 It's so original and I've never heard of this. Yeah. You don't know how it works, I haven't explained to you. I don't, I'm excited. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. What's your best guess as to how it works? Don't get excited.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I don't know. I should just, you know. Don't assume. The possibilities, you know. Does he possibly toss out a coach's name and tell us? That would be wild. Right. We'll find out. Never been done before in a football show.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Don't pigeonhole him into a coach. It could be anybody. It could be anybody. We'll find out. How about Billy's big board bets? Well, there's not really any games tonight and that's pretty much what we'd always do. We'll have a Friday edition. He wants me to do basketball games. I do. Oh, really? basketball games. I do really the association I do like the idea of moving into Friday because I take it very seriously as you know Yeah, and if you were to gambling state two and one last week if I was in a DraftKings state Yeah
Starting point is 00:06:55 So I can't talk about these games because you want me to keep teasing if the season ended today We can talk about the games I'm just saying we have a segment later called if the season ended today You want me to tell you what the matchups would be if the season ended today? There was games we could talk about or we can look into the future if the season ended today. I'm okay with holding off a segment
Starting point is 00:07:15 and doing it as if the season ended today. It's very confusing. I don't know why we're doing it that way, but I understand. Well, no, like so yesterday, the Chiefs played against the Bills, the Buccaneers played against the Lions Saturday. The Packers played the 49ers and the Texans played the Rams.
Starting point is 00:07:28 We lots to talk about, tons to talk about. We don't need to get to the season end today quite yet. But if you want to, we can. OK. You want to? I'm torn. I do want to. Yes. You want to just talk about if the season end today right now. I think I would. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Mikey, are you good with talking about if the season ended today? I mean, if the season ended today, let's get to it.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, Stu gots, I will now go through all of the formulas that we have, all of the info that we have, and I will tell you what happens if the season ended today. You've run this through your computers. Multiple algorithms, multiple simulation. I got it. And this is what would happen. I appreciate the hard work. 10,000 simulations were run this week to tell you what the matchups would be in the playoffs
Starting point is 00:08:17 if the season ended today. OK. All right. Do you want to start with the AFC or the NFC? The NFC. Let's start there. All right. After all, hold on. let me run one more here.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Okay, hold on. Okay, just to make sure, right? All right, he's running it. I'm gonna be typing. I don't know what happened, I just closed my Word document, hopefully I still have that information. Rare form this morning.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Anyways, if the season ended today, was it NFC or AFC? Monday. NFC. NFC, okay, hold on. Yeah, NFC, I said. I ran the, hold on, I did an AFC simulation. The brain's moving so fast.
Starting point is 00:08:47 I mean, I don't know. Can he work his computer? Yeah, hold on, hold on. Thank you, Tom. Okay, he's typing. He's typing things in. He's calculating. Okay, I got it.
Starting point is 00:08:56 He's calculating. Okay, what happened? Yeah, NFC, yes. All right, if the season ended today, in the NFC, next week, the 49ers, 49ers would host the Detroit Lions. Wow. Wow. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Yeah, I don't know if you guys saw that. Are you sure? You want to run it again? So that means Brock Purdy did it in the playoffs. Barely. But needs to do it again in the playoffs. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:23 If you watched that game, I thought we were talking about that game. Did he know? And you said Brock Purdy did it in the playoffs. Yes. Yes. If you watch that game, I thought we were talking about that game, you know, and you said that. Rock, Purdy did it in the playoffs. The 49ers did it in the playoffs. Do it again, by the way. You too, Kyle, shout ahead. Enough of you. There seems to be a path for the Lions to the Super Bowl. Little bit.
Starting point is 00:09:41 There seems to be a path for the Lions. Hmm. So the Lions, they won, they advanced, they're taking on San Francisco in San Francisco. Correct. Wow, Jared Goff, yeah, going home. How about Jordan Love? Mm-hmm. What about him?
Starting point is 00:09:56 What do you mean, what about him? What about Jordan Love? You said, how about Jordan Love? You were here touting him all week. He's the best thing. Oh, I mean, Jordan, Jordan Love.ing him all week. He's the best thing. He's so great. Jordan Love. Guy had all day. He had three drives, four drives to win the game.
Starting point is 00:10:10 The Packers should have won that game. There's no question about it. I ran my simulations and the Packers should have won that game. They had every opportunity to win that game. I'm surprised they didn't win that game. And let's see if Francisco moves on, but I will tell you this right now. I'm surprised they didn't win that game. And let San Francisco moves on, but I will tell you this right now, okay?
Starting point is 00:10:28 Purdy or Jordan Love, next 10 years. Well, are you jumping to another game? We're going all over the place. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you jumping to another game? I'm sorry, I didn't answer the question. I know, we're not done with the season yet. I just said I'll tell you, but I didn't answer the question.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I'm here trying to figure out if Jared Goff is from San Francisco. Like you just said he's going. He went to Cal. Okay. I was trying to find that connection. He grew up. He was a big Joe Montana fan. I mean, I know all about Jared Goff. I love the NFC. Goff or Brock Purdy is the quarterback that's going to represent the NFC and the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:11:04 How about the AFC? Goff's already been to a Super Bowl. I know, with the Rams. Yes. Right. How about the AFC? Hold on. We're just jumping in the season ended today to the AFC. We have so much time left in this show today.
Starting point is 00:11:14 I don't know what we're doing. OK, so let me run the simulation. Kind of did both NFC games. We didn't really talk about the games. We didn't do anything. All right, AFC, hold on. What do you want to say about the Lions? Hold on.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Round of applause for Baker. He had him in the game. I really had him in the game. He had a lot of bad throws. It was a great interception to end the game. Yeah. Yeah. At the end, he's still Baker Mayfield. Yeah. Minute, minute and a half left. Well, not as bad as Jordan loves interception in the game. I would take Baker Mayfield as the Jets quarterback right now. Right now. Today. Today. Oh, he's a gamer. I love Baker Mayfield.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Baker Mayfield played himself back into radio row advertisements this season. No doubt. He will be there and he will be in demand. Yes. Two, three years ago in Atlanta when he was like, it was his first year he was coming off of just getting drafted, having a successful season with the Browns. He had handlers, it was impossible to get to him. Then we had some down years last year,
Starting point is 00:12:10 you look around, you're like, where is he? Oh, here he is. He's at the golf tournament that's due gots his edge, just kind of wandering around. And he sits down on an inflatable couch. This year, no chance in hell. That guy sits down on an inflatable couch anywhere. He's there with Snickers, he's there with someone he's being walked around.
Starting point is 00:12:26 He's going to be in demand. Shouldn't he like have like a lifetime contract with like little Debbie or something? You just call him the baker and he's Baker Mayfield and he's you know, selling bread forever for whoever. But you, you want it to do again? That is really bad. That wasn't the best. Find out who won.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Who's meeting up in the AFC championship game next And we're back And we're back. Really extended that. I liked it, you know. For Monday. You have a lot of time today. I want to be able to guess. I could have said anything there. I wanted people to guess what was next.
Starting point is 00:13:12 You know what I mean? What is next? Well, no, that was it. And we're back. I didn't want people to know after the end. I didn't want people to know what I was saying. Got it. Okay. Are you going to tell us who won the AFC games over the weekend? Or?
Starting point is 00:13:24 I'm not telling you who won. I mean, I can. I can tell you who won in the AFC games over the weekend? Or are you not telling you who won? I mean, I can. I can tell you who won in the season ended today. Who would meet up in the AFC championship game? That's a different game. OK, that's a different game. OK, so the Chiefs beat the Bills, right? And the Ravens Mollie Wopt the Texans.
Starting point is 00:13:40 They're good. Bad, bad game. You know, it was funny. I was watching Chiefs and Bills last night. It was a great game. It's everything we wanted out of that game. But I was thinking to myself, man, this feels like I'm watching the Super Bowl. And really what you were watching
Starting point is 00:13:58 were two quarterbacks playing for the right to play against a quarterback who's better than both of them. I mean, on the road, mind you, on the road. But I felt like I was watching a Super Bowl. What a fun game, man. I hope that's not what the Super Bowl is like. Honestly, that game was not fun to watch at all. You didn't like that game?
Starting point is 00:14:17 No. I mean, it was close in the first half, it was fine. It felt competitive in the second half. Well, it kind of went off the rails after the fake punt a little bit, but then it, you know, it got back to what it was. It did, competitive in the second half. Well, it kind of went off the rails after the fake punt a little bit, but then it got back to what it was. It did, and what a terrible call. If you're gonna go for it in your own end, in that spot,
Starting point is 00:14:33 and you have that quarterback, use him. McDermott, you are so fired. Oh, I thought you were so fired. I will say this, okay? If Bill Balochek is offered that job inside the AFCEs, close to where he's lived for the last 25 years, close to where his daughter coaches college lacrosse, if he is offered that job with that quarterback,
Starting point is 00:14:53 he will take that job. And the bills absolutely should offer him that job today. That was a great game. I was confused. I thought that you were talking about Texans Raven. No, I'm not talking about that. I was super excited. No, it's not talking about. I was super excited. No, it's all right.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Yeah. Okay, good. I'm glad Mikey was confused too. But yeah, I love, I love. So Chiefs Bills was a great game. You're declaring Chiefs Bills was a great game. It was a great game. And I will say this.
Starting point is 00:15:15 I understand why you said what you said because the Ravens Texans were tied 10, 10 and a half and then the game got away for the Texans second half. Yes. Well, Marjaxon's so good. We'll get to that game in a second. We're not talking about that game right now. We're talking about Chiefs and Bills right now. So we're all on the same page of for the Texan second half. Yes. Lamar Jackson's so good. But we'll get to that game in a second when I'm talking about that game right now. We're talking about Chiefs and Bill's right now.
Starting point is 00:15:27 So we're all on the same page of what game we're talking about. Even though I was the confused one. I just wanted to visit that it was fourth down, fake punt, season on the line. Damar Hamlin has the ball in his hands. Well, I love it. Well, seemed like they were trying to give him a moment. It kind of felt like they were trying to give him a moment.
Starting point is 00:15:44 It did. A heart racing moment? I won of felt like they were trying to give him a moment. It did. A heart racing moment? I won't say. We'll get to that later. Slowly. It seemed like they were trying to give him a moment. Spicy. Well done.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Yeah. Yeah. That was a good game. That's not it. Listen, I have a greater amount of respect for Damar Hamlin. That is not a time to try to give him a moment. It's not. Not Damar Hamlin time.
Starting point is 00:16:04 You don't know. That's not a time to try to give him a moment. It's not not tomorrow Hamlin time You don't know that's not a time to try to give him a moment. Okay, it's not you have Josh Allen You have maybe the best quarterback in the game. You have a top five quarterback in the game How about you have anybody else on the roster about your punts? They well, I mean they got bailed out That's the right move. He got bailed out No, he got bailed out. Me cool Harman gave the ball right back. Well, that's what he does. They were still in position to tie the game at the end. Nicole Hartman. Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:30 You know what's funny? When the Jets traded him back, I go, I wonder why they're doing this. You know, he's a good, now I know why. Yes. It did feel like that. That's not why, but yeah. When that trade happened, I felt like,
Starting point is 00:16:41 because at the time, the Chief's offense was not looking good. There no one was in sync. And I was like because at the time the chief's offense was not looking good there no one was in sync and I was like you know what Is what they were missing and I went immediately grabbed on fantasy like this guy's about to go off I thought this name like sneaky upgrade. He knows Patrick. He knows the offense. We were all wrong. Well, yeah It would it would appear so hardman Buddy you got the ball two times and one of the times you got it, that's what happened.
Starting point is 00:17:07 What was that? No, you fumbled twice. You fumbled twice. You lost one. Two for two. But he fumbled twice. So both times you touched the ball, ball came out. Correct, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Yeah. Uh-huh. How do you guys feel about that rule? I saw people saying they want to change the rule. I'm fine with it. Keep the rule the same. We're not going to change the rule just because it happened to the Chiefs.
Starting point is 00:17:23 I'm so sick and tired of things like that happening. Oh, Tom Brady gets hit. Let's change the rules so that Tom Brady isn't going to hurt. The tuck rule. Oh, if the Chiefs would have lost that game. If the Chiefs would have lost that game. That rule would be changed this week. That rule would have been changed this week.
Starting point is 00:17:38 The season ended then. Yes. You're at it. That's a good point. I just don't know what the alternative. What's the alternative? What do you mean? Keep it the same. Sorry, it's a stupid rule. Everyone has to deal with it forever. No, I mean, I just don't know what the alternative. What do you mean? Keep it the same. Sorry, it's a stupid rule.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Everyone has to deal with it forever. No, I mean, I think you got to protect the ball at the most important point. Like, what do you do then? You give the ball back to the chief side. At the one? Yeah, I'm with you. I don't know what the answer is. Yeah, I don't understand why if you fumble the ball.
Starting point is 00:17:58 And unlike the most important area, you have to have some kind of penalty. Yeah, I'm with you. But it's funny you say that. It's funny you say you got to protect it at the most important time, but that's the time where you least, because you want to have some kind of penalty. Yeah, I'm with you. Yes, but it's funny you say that it's funny You say you got to protect it at the most important time But that's the time where you least because you want to reach it over because as soon as you do it's trying to score Right, it's the play is over you right? That's not my risk. I reward And the risk got him got a risk it to get the biscuit. Check. That was a badass, huh? He's good Which is why he should have the ball instead of Michael Harmon.
Starting point is 00:18:25 It was weird, why did they give it to him? I don't know, no reason. At least they gave it to an offensive player. The Bills gave it to DeMore Hamlet, special teams guy. Who have the time, isn't even dressed. It's the weirdest call. They must have been thinking honestly, like no one could possibly on earth expect him to get the ball here
Starting point is 00:18:46 Why would they who would give him the ball in this spot? We're gonna trick him because no one in their right mind would give him the ball yet I was sitting on my couch going fake punt like casual you did not So not sure I told my wife fake pot. You did not think here comes the fake pot. Yeah, you said that's all there Here comes the fake. Here comes the fake. I did. you said that to me. Here comes the fake pun. Here comes the fake pun. I did. Yeah, that was utter guesst. I really love that. The bills were thinking of the DVD yearbook.
Starting point is 00:19:10 They were like, just wait until this becomes part of it. Oh man. This is the Emmy moment. That would have been the moment. And I'm pretty sure that award voting is over, right? So he can't even win comeback player of the year because of that moment. But that's like.
Starting point is 00:19:24 There would have been right ends. That also, by the way, I wonder, actually, you know what? I wonder, and I could be wrong about this, and I'm most likely wrong about this, because Baker will win comeback player of the year, I'm assuming after the year that he had, but I wonder if, and I don't want, I'm just putting this out there.
Starting point is 00:19:41 I don't know why- Joe Flacco? No, oh, you know what? Maybe, it's gonna be close. But anyway, go ahead, put this out there. I don't know why. Joe Flacco? No, oh, you know what? Maybe. It's gonna be close. But anyway, go ahead, put it out there. I wonder. Hard to hear Flacco next 10 years.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Sorry. Who? I mean. I got ahead of myself. Sorry. That's next segment, my bad. I wonder if someone tipped off the bills and like, guys, look, tomorrow won the award.
Starting point is 00:20:06 We have the award ceremony on CBS. We don't have any usable footage of him this season. We need a- We have him standing alive on the sideline. We don't have it. Whoa, Mikey, come on. What was that? That's enough Mikey.
Starting point is 00:20:19 That's too far. That was too far. That's enough that he's standing alive on the sideline. I understand, but that's not your reason. But there is a producer that's like, maybe we get some footage of him actually playing football. Listen, it's not to more Hamlin's fault that his coach did that, okay?
Starting point is 00:20:35 No, I mean, he did. Really put him in a bad spot. He put him in a ridiculous spot. That's a terrible spot. Yes. I would have been so mad at him after I'd been like, really coach like, what are you doing? No way.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Well, afterwards. They loved me. What are you doing? No way. Well, afterwards. They love me. What are you doing, coach? Yeah, like this is a terrible spot. Of course, if he nails it, then McDermott's a genius. And who would have expected it to be totally different narrative. But you think that was sabotage? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:20:57 I just think McDermott is not great. I think McDermott's fired. Whoa, whoa, what's he called seed? What do you mean? Oh, I see. What's he called seed, guys? So it is a head coach. It is a head coach. fired. Whoa, whoa. What do you mean? Oh, I see. I see. Guys. So it is a head coach. Here. It is a head coach. No, we don't. I didn't say that.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I didn't say I didn't say that. I'd see her cold seat. Sean McDermott. We have hot seat or cold seat. We have we have next 10 years. Perty or blank. And we have the aspirin heart. What are we doing with them? I mean, don't sell it like that. It's bear aspirin. Bear's heart racing moment. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I are we doing with them? I mean, don't sell it like that. The Bear Asperin heart racing moment. No, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm unfamiliar with this segment.
Starting point is 00:21:30 It's a new segment. I'm excited for this segment. We do it every week. Oh, we do. We do it every week. Okay. Really? We also have a top five from Fuentes.
Starting point is 00:21:37 We have a top five from Fuentes. Yeah, that we can get to. So we have a long top five. And we didn't finish of the season ended today in the AFC. Okay. We did not. How much to say about Ravenstown? So please finish it in Mike Fuentes. Get long top five. And we didn't finish up the season ended today in the AFC. Okay, we did not. How much to say about Ravens. So please finish it and Mike Fuentes,
Starting point is 00:21:48 get your top five ready. All right, hold on, let me tabulate one more time here. I'm going to it in 30 seconds. This has over 10,000 simulations so far. One more, just to be safe for this morning. Okay, it's in. If the season ended today, the Buffalo Bills would travel to Baltimore to face the Ravens and the AFC Championship game.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Yeah. Are you sure? Are you sure? Sure, it's not the Kansas City Chiefs. Hold on, hold on. Do it one more time. 51-49, He's rattled. If the season ended today, the Kansas City Chiefs would travel to Baltimore.
Starting point is 00:22:29 See? Wow. That's why you have to keep doing it. It's the thing. That's what happens sometimes. You go and the wrong thing comes out. Let me double check. Just keep playing the game to get the right...
Starting point is 00:22:37 It's the Chiefs. The Chiefs are heading to Baltimore. I'm glad you finally got there. It was one of the simulations in which it didn't happen. Do they have a chance against Baltimore? Put that into your tabulations. Here's the thing, is that you go through, you have the 10,000 simulations,
Starting point is 00:22:49 and then you go one more, and the one more is the one that's different. But. It was 5,000, 5,000 up until that point, yes. You had to do it one more time. If the season ended today, chiefs are headed to Baltimore. The balls are crazy game.
Starting point is 00:23:02 It really is. It really is. I mean, the NFL. I was about to say, wow, what an narrative. They're giving simulation. So many people wrote off the bill. So many people thought, wow, the windows closed, and there they were making it. But no, that was the wrong simulation.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Okay. Well, I'm glad you got it right. They missed the field goal. All right. So we have Chiefs at Baltimore. Correct. Okay. What? One more time just to make sure. Yeah have Chiefs at Baltimore. Correct. Okay. What?
Starting point is 00:23:25 One more time, just to make sure. Yeah. Chiefs at Baltimore. And we have Lions at 49ers, that much we know. Correct. Okay, good. If the season ended today. All right, Mike Fuentes, what is your top five today?
Starting point is 00:23:35 Well, so this top five was realizations from Super Wild Card Weekend. Okay. But now it's realizations for the Super Wild Card divisional round or something. It's the divisional round. It's not super. It's wild card divisional round or something. It's the divisional rat. It's not super. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:47 It's just really. Yeah, it's not super yet. It was a great weekend. It was super. Now it's not super. No, no, it's now it's kind of super. I don't know. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Well, I have three ol eyes. Okay, go ahead. Okay. The first ol eye. Aaron Donald should get two paychecks. Okay. Two not one, but two. You should get two.
Starting point is 00:24:03 He's double teamed every play. Right. So that's two jobs. Okay. Two paychecks. Okay. Two, not one, but two. He should get two. He's double teamed every play. Right. So that's two jobs. Okay. Two paychecks. Okay. By the way, Aidan Hutchinson never has anyone blocking him. It's insane.
Starting point is 00:24:12 He just gets free run every time. And he's annoying. Whoa. I said it, I'm sorry. Why? I know he was a guest of ours on Radio Row. We're supposed to go on a cruise together. Yeah, we are supposed to go on a cruise together.
Starting point is 00:24:21 I'm certain he is a much less annoying person on a cruise than he is on a football field. That's all I'm saying. All right. Anyway, go ahead. Do you mean he's annoying as a player or he's annoying? He's personality is annoying. No, he don't like the like little he's really good. The one side that has some pain on it.
Starting point is 00:24:37 He's so good. He annoys me. All right, go ahead. You don't have him. Kick save and abuse. Yes. We would never have it. Realization number two.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Oh, I'm 39 years old Oh, Brett far was traded to the Packers when I was eight years old Billy was four They've had quarterbacks our entire lives. Yes They is the Packers yep, it's crazy All right, well I number one mm-hmm those fans have shoveled snow for two weeks just for the season to end the same way It has the past three years. All right. Got paid though. All right, number five.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Number five, eventually Dan Campbell's gonna cry. If he wins a Super Bowl, he cries. He hasn't cried yet? No, cause he's been winning. So if he wins a Super Bowl, he cries. If he loses, if he loses, he's so proud of his guys and what they've accomplished. So eventually Dan Campbell cries.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Okay. Number four, all season I was calling the wrong Dolphins coach of fraud. The eventually Dan Campbell cries. Okay. Okay. Number four. All season I was calling the wrong dolphins coach of fraud. The real fraud is Mike McDaniel. Wow. Not Fangio, huh? No, he had the offense had six touchdowns in the last four games. That's one and a half touchdowns.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I know, but it took you three weeks to come up with that. I mean, you realize that. It was really last week, but I had to postpone it because we were so busy. Feel free to update your list. Anyway, number three, yeah, who can the cool it might be a top 10 receiver his whole career. Mike B. Yeah. Okay. I mean, he can get hurt.
Starting point is 00:25:52 He could fall off, but right now he's on track. Okay. Mike Evans is so good. He's so good. He's a first ballot Hall of Famer. So good. He is. Yes. I mean, we have 10 seasons. Do you guys agree, though, with Booger McFarland who tweeted out,
Starting point is 00:26:04 he is a first ballot hall of famer, but no one would put him top five. I wouldn't. He's in his own position right now. No, he's not. I mean, when you have 10,000 yard seasons in 10 years, you're really good, but I don't know if you're a top five all time.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Got it. No, he was saying that he's not a top five now, but he's a first ballot hall of famer. No, he's not. He's not. I have a bunch of guys I take over. Of course. Right, it's crazy. Kukuna Kula's one of them the game. No, he's not. I had a bunch of guys I'd take over. Of course. Right, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Kukan Nakula is one of them. Right. Well, Stefan Diggs, I mean. No, well, Stefan Diggs kind of fell off. I don't think that's his fault completely, though. Tyreek Hill. I take Tyreek Hill. I take Justin Jefferson.
Starting point is 00:26:36 There's five. That's my point. There's five. Chase is another one, right? Correct. Number two. Man, a lot of people were wrong about that Christian McCaffrey trade. I Remember a certain network giving the trade a C minus for the 49ers, right?
Starting point is 00:26:56 Doesn't help me you take Bryce young over CJ Strad. Yes. All right number one. I mean that I'm CJ Strad really good, but it's Bryce young everyone had no help number one is everyone's just playing for the right to lose to Lamar Jackson and the Ravens. Okay. They have the best offense and the best defense. I sense Billy likes my homes in that game. He gave me a face. What are we doing next year Billy? Are we doing hot seed or what are we doing? Hot seed or cold seed? Hot seed or cold seed and for the next 10 years.
Starting point is 00:27:22 No, no, no, no, no, no no no no no. We're saving that. Next segment we're going to play a little game called Bayer's Heart Racing Moments. Oh okay. Brought to you by Bayer. Thanks we'll do that next. It's too good. It's too good. It's too good. It's too good. It's too good. It's too good.
Starting point is 00:27:55 It's too good. It's too good. It's too good. It's too good. It's too good. It's too good. It's too good. It's too good.
Starting point is 00:28:03 It's too good. It's too good. It's too good. It's too good. It's too good. It is. Yes. So guys, did you know that your heart attack risk can more than double when your home team plays? Hmm. Learn more and assess your heart risk factors at checkyourheartrisks.com, brought to you by Bear Asperin, the official sponsor of Fans Hearts. Mikey and I did know that with the Jets.
Starting point is 00:28:19 We did. I did know that. Blood pressure goes up, the heart, yes, all of it. I would think that there's lots of bear consumption During just games for you. There is by lots. I mean the appropriate amount. Yes, okay I take two to three. Okay. Yeah, so this is what we're gonna do We're not gonna go around the room and we're all gonna share with the audience our bear heart racing moment of the week Okay, interesting. Who's going first? Let's start with you. I'm going first. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:28:46 yeah, you get the honors. Alright, so I am going to go with the box having the box plus six and a half. Okay, now if you watch that game, the box came down, they were down 14, they scored a touchdown, they got it to eight, they went for two. And that moment right there is I'm watching them trying to convert that two point conversion for me to cover the spread, for me to win the money, and to see Baker Mayfield throw a timing pattern in the back of the end zone, which is not his strength. His strength is, I'm going to throw it as hard as I can. It's not touch. And to see them go with that play, and Todd Bowles, who is always smiling, smiling while they're not converting the two point conversion. That is my heart racing moment of the week.
Starting point is 00:29:28 It actually got worse for you because if you remember, you bought it up to seven. So all you needed was the extra point for first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Came back and beat you. It did. You're right. Mikey. Mm hmm. What's your heart racing week? Going to San Francisco with Green Bay Jordan Louvre
Starting point is 00:29:47 He has the ball at the end of the game and you're thinking oh man We got another one of those Packers comebacks and he looked just like all the Packers quarterbacks before one in particular Brett Farve when he inexplicably was running right and tried to throw it back left and threw an interception to seal the game Blea was running right and tried to throw it back left and threw an interception to seal the game. Heart racing moment. When they took the lead 21-14, it felt like they were going to win, right?
Starting point is 00:30:11 Because they take the lead, then they force it three and out and you think, okay, like they're about to run away with this thing. And then, nope, next possession, interception, then they had to punt, then they missed a field goal. Then the 49ers took the lead with a touchdown and then another interception. Yeah, Jordan Love was bad towards the end of that game. I mean, he had a field goal. Then the 49ers took the lead with a touchdown and then another interception. Yeah, Jordan Love was bad towards the end of that game.
Starting point is 00:30:27 I mean, he had a great second half of the season, had a great first three quarters of that game, and the Packers should have won that game. What do you think your biggest takeaway was from that lot? And we'll get back to the heart racing moments. I don't wanna derail us too much here, but. From the Packers, Niners. The Niners seem beatable.
Starting point is 00:30:45 The Niners are beatable, and my biggest takeaway from that game was Brock Purdy. I know they won the game, but he was not great. And I don't think he is great, so we'll see. Well, that's a little hint there for over the next 10 years, Purdy or Blank. We'll see. Mike Fuentes, your heart racing moment of the week. My heart racing moment happened in the parking lot of the Bills game,
Starting point is 00:31:09 where a Bills fan wearing a Detroit lion sweater decided to jump through a table that was on fire. And usually when they do these things, the guy is really high on like this huge thing of snow and he jumps through the table. But there was a Bills on other Bills fan just going ham with the lighter fluid. He was like putting the whole bottle on the table. This guy jumps down. The guy still spraying the lighter fluid. And then, of the whole bottle on the table. This guy jumps down. The guy's still spraying the lighter fluid. And then of course when he hits, his ass catches on fire
Starting point is 00:31:29 and they had to like jump on him and put him out. And that was my heart racing moment. It was weird because like, and look, I've never been on fire after jumping off of a truck through a table. So I prefer not to be from experience. But when there's snow on the ground, can't you just roll around in the snow?
Starting point is 00:31:43 Shouldn't that put it out? Wasn't working for that guy. but he didn't he got up And then they were like kicking him and he was like he kept patting himself to try to put it out One guy that was aware that basically tackled him and was just like throwing all the snow He could into his lower back and eventually he did but I'm with Billy. It seems like snow would be enough I guess though when you're on fire You're probably not you're probably not thinking clearly when you're on fire or probably not thinking clearly before you're on fire when you choose to be on fire I jumped through the table and be on fire. It's a fair assessment. Seems like lots of not clearly
Starting point is 00:32:12 Yeah, exactly right. Yes. You want to know my heart racing moment of the I would love to yes down three points The game on the line Tire bass comes in. Oh, yes. Kick it through The game on the line. Tyler Bass comes in. Ah yes, just kick it through, tie up that game. Then we'd see what would happen with Mahomes and the Chiefs because they were gonna get the ball back with a little bit of time.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Right, enough time. Make that and you don't necessarily know that you're gonna win the game, but you could force over time. Tyler Ass. Wide right. Heart racing moment. Season ended on a miss field goal.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Yep. Well, that's not the first time for Buffalo. Wide right. May lead to us in a game of hot seeder. Would you want to call it hot seed or not seed? Hot seed or not seed right now. This is a better game. Much better than hot seed or not seed right now. No, I'm just saying that. Right now? No, I want it right now. Let's play it right now.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Hot seed or not seed. Wow. This is so amazing. That was our Bear Heart Racing moments of the weekend, by the way. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you to Bear. Thank you to you. Yes. What's the matter with you today? I don't know. He is in a crazy, crazy mood. My head feels weird. My head feels a little weird today. And it's good. Is it hot in here? No, it's not. It's not. It's hot in here? No, it's not
Starting point is 00:33:25 It's not freezing in here. I mean better reach for my bear hot seat or not seats Are you ready? Yeah, how do we play this? It's your game. No, it's your game. I just want to play hot seat or cold See all right hot seat or cold seat. Let's play it. Okay. All right hot seat or cold seat. Yes, Sean McDermott or cold seat. Yes. Sean McDermott. Hot seat. I'm telling you guys, Sean McDermott, he should be fired today.
Starting point is 00:33:51 And he should be fired today in large part because Bill Belichick would love to be the Bill's coach. Would he? Did he tell you? No, I'm just, I'm guessing. It is interesting that Bill Belichick- Listen, if you're talking to the Falcons, you'll talk to the Bill's.
Starting point is 00:34:04 If you're talking to the Falcons, you'll talk to anybody Bills. If you're talking to the Falcons, you'll talk to anybody. That's a good point. Okay? That's a good point. If you talk to the Falcons twice, you'll talk to anyone once. Why do the Falcons have to talk to him twice? Like, here's the-
Starting point is 00:34:13 And there's gonna be a third time, because Bill's stringing it out, that's why. Because he's waiting to see Sean McDermott get fired. He's waiting for a good offer. Of course. That's the thing. He's waiting for a good team. That's what we need to talk about here,
Starting point is 00:34:23 because if you're the Ravens Raven or if you're the Falcons You have to be like, uh, are you coming or not? Like we're not gonna keep doing this because he's just waiting around for a better offer. So is Harbaugh Horbaugh, whatever I called the or bar so is Horbaugh. It's late on a Monday afternoon. Billy's throw me off with all his energy I need bear. I mean this is crazy. What offers he waiting for? Well, he's also interviewed with the Falcons twice. I mean, Arthur Blyke, they're stringing you along. They're waiting for a better job and a better offer. You're leveraged.
Starting point is 00:34:54 That's all you are. Wow. I mean, he is. It's a lot of flirting. It is. Too much. I'm with you, Billy. Put your foot down.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Give me an answer. That's it. That's what I'm saying. Right. Why is Joe Brady in like all this consideration for head coaching jobs? He's like a replacement. Oh, they got rid of Ken Dorsey. The Bills did and the offense got better with Joe Brady. The offense around like it used to be either you throw it to digs or you run.
Starting point is 00:35:17 And now it's like a lot of out of the backfield stuff from running backs. It's Shakir became a guy. A lot of tight ends before it was. It's either a deep ball to digs or Josh Allen takes off for 20 yards. I still don't think Ken Dorsey should have been fired. Same. I mean, the games that they were losing were defensive and they were dumb things that Josh Allen was turning the ball over. But he did and Joe Brady under Joe Brady, the offense got better. Therefore he's in consideration for a coaching job.
Starting point is 00:35:40 How about Eric B. Enemy? Anybody? The commanders interviewed him, which is always weird when you have to interview with the team you already work for. Yes. Like, don't you know me? Hey, I've been here. Yeah. My office is right there. You did this a year ago. I don't even got to switch offices. You just switch the nameplate. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was which offices. Yes. You think that I want the bigger office. Yeah. Hot seat or cold seat.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Well, that was it for this week. You just have one. Yeah, it's it for this week. You just have one. Yeah, it was it for this week. You're a jackass. Why? Because all the coaches that are actually on a hot seat have been fired already. Yeah. And we've run out of seats. Exactly. We have we have to we have one other seat. Nick Siriani, hot seat or cold seat.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Oh, that's a good one, though. That seat is getting colder. Really? Well, that's what I'm hearing. Yes. It was hot last week, but now it's cooling off. It was scorching hot last week, and now it's cooling off scorching hot last week And now it's it's cooled down a bit. Would you take that if you're Bella check? Yes Yeah, of course. Would you fire Siriani if you knew you could get Bella check? Yes, you love Bella check You'd fire any coach to get Bella check down, right? I don't know. Why did it cool down?
Starting point is 00:36:40 They term it my guess They called Bill and they're like Bill Billy. What do you think? He's like, no, I don they called Bill and they're like, Bill, Billy, what do you think? He's like, no, I don't want to go there. And he's like, no, Nick Siriotti is our coach. Did you see the report yesterday that came out that it I think it was Schafter, if I'm crediting, but it may not have been where they were saying that there are multiple teams that are waiting to reach out to Belichick. Some that have coaches, some that don't, at least one that currently has a coach. Yeah. So so reach out to Bella checks some that have coaches some that don't at least one that currently has a coach
Starting point is 00:37:06 Yeah, so so reach out the bills Oh, I don't think you can Like the 20 and I'll tell you what the chiefs. Why can't they reach out but the Falcons already have twice Because the Falcons not the fire their coach you say not the chiefs if I'm telling you right now if Andy Reed wins a Super Bowl here I could see Andy Reed retiring you're the only one if you're Bill Belichick Why would you not want to be the head coach of Patrick Mahomes? Well the thing is but that's not a hot seat or cold seat That's he retired right and then you got to wait another three weeks, right? I don't know if the Falcons are gonna stick around That's true. That's a different game. Yeah, not hot got up. He had a seat
Starting point is 00:37:42 Yeah, that's hot seat or not seat because then there's no seat for Andy Reed. He got up and left. Yeah. Hot seat or not. Now it's a free seat. Yeah. Empty seat. Bacon seat. Purdy or blank for the next 10 years. Next. And we're back. Yes we are. I'm excited to see that. News. What?
Starting point is 00:38:13 News. Breaking news? On a Monday. Breaking news. Well, I mean, it depends when you listen to it. Okay. If you listen to it right now, then it's breaking news. If you listen to it, you know, our show now, it's been out for a while and you may have
Starting point is 00:38:24 ever seen it elsewhere. It's developing news. Ooh, I like that, developing news. There have been developments. Developing. Okay. In bright red. All right. It's really like the banner is red and then the letters are probably white
Starting point is 00:38:36 but they're bold and there's a colon. Developing. Okay. And you're looking at it. But they're not comic sans. No, no, no. This is an all-capitalized, bold, white font on a red banner underneath. Developing. Not comic sans. No, no, no, this is an all capitalized,
Starting point is 00:38:45 bold, white font on a red banner underneath developing. Boom. Zack Ertz. What? I haven't even finished yet. I know, but why, how is there breaking news revolving around Zack Ertz at this stage of the season? Developing news.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Okay, developing news. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Zack Ertz has signed with the Lions. Wow. Three time Pro Bowler. I mean, just right off the dome. You knew that three time Pro Bowl. Check it. I think he is. If I know that, that's I have some issues. I think he made the Pro Bowl three times, yes.
Starting point is 00:39:25 But how are the Lions picking up players for the NFC Championship game? How is this allowed? He's a three time Pro Bowl. What? 20-17 to 20-19. Yes. Sam Laporta is obviously the starter on that team.
Starting point is 00:39:41 So how mad are you if you're the backup tight end that you do all this work all year to get them to the NFC championship game? And then Zach Erz is like, Hey, you know what? I want to play for you guys. Name the back. I'm just going to name them. What does it matter? Exactly. Doesn't matter. He does work better. Well, now you can't exact hurts. Exactly. Three time pro bowler. It's kind of crazy that you could just like, you're good. Yeah. You want to come play on the team? Sure. You're good. But I'm assuming someone got hurt. Maybe the back end tight end got hurt, Mike, or maybe the port is banged up. Laporta has been banged up. Well, Laporta has been banged up. He's so good. Laporta. He's so good. I mean, I love all these tight ends in the NFL. The bills have two of them. I mean, they do. No, they all went to Iowa. Now the Lions have two of them. They Zachards played this perfectly, right? Like he's just waiting
Starting point is 00:40:32 around, just hanging around waiting all season for I'm like, we're we're close, right? I get. I mean, we're probably waited one more week. I was going to say no, he no, if the Lions lose, he just sides with the Niners. And Dominicans, who here's a, here's a prediction and Dominicans who's gonna sign with someone in the next three weeks with the Lions coming back home. He could one last ride.
Starting point is 00:40:53 He's there for the Super Bowl if they make it. If you could sign with any of the four teams right now, who would you sign with? You're in Dominicans. It depends on the position. Yeah, I was gonna say what position. So if you're Sue, like, if you're Sue, I and so depends on the position. Yeah, I was gonna say what if you're sue like If you're sue, I think you sign with the Lions because then you go back to the Lions
Starting point is 00:41:09 It's like ultimate villain if he signs with the 49ers, right? The Lions have a chance to make it to the Super Bowl. He decides, you know what? I'm gonna sign with the Niners and keep him out of the Super Bowl like that's No, that's the way Chief shot a Jared golf on the way out It'd be great. No, that's the worst. It'd be great. He takes a cheap shot at Jared Goff on the way out. Oh.
Starting point is 00:41:25 That's better than game. I mean, Billy, why are you making that face? Like, we don't care about any of these teams. It'd be chaos. It'd be fun. It'd be funny. I don't want him to do that to Detroit. Really? Motor City, man.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Is that your team now? Ah. Yeah, I kind of want. I really do want the Lions to make it to the Super Bowl because I want Dan Campbell to be like, front and center for, you know, two weeks. I do love that, you know, it's John Horba, and it's, you know, Andy Reed,
Starting point is 00:41:54 and it's Kyle Shadda and Dan Campbell. Man Campbell. That's our kind of guy, man. I'm telling you. He is our kind of guy, yes. If all of them, well, here's the weird thing. He's our kind of guy, but we're not his kind of guy, if that makes sense. We're wimps. Like if he was, let's say you put all of the coaches
Starting point is 00:42:11 that remain, if the season ended today and you put all of the coaches in this room with us. Yes. Right? Right. That would be the guy that I think we'd most have like. He would hate us. But he would hate us. Yes. Like he would lease. If we had to choose who we most wanted to hang out with, we would choose him and we would be the people in that room that he would lease want to hang out with. Now who's the coach that would of the four remaining
Starting point is 00:42:35 that would like us the most that would enjoy hanging out with us? Well, I'll tell you this. Because Harbaugh is quirky man. The Harbaugh's are quirky. Yeah. And we're quirky. Andy Reed has been on this show a number of times and we have never been allowed to be on with him. So I think that he would not choose. I was on the Zoom once. Actually, I think the second time he was on, didn't we ask him a hamburger question or something? I think we were there.
Starting point is 00:42:59 But it was also kind of like, guys shut up and don't embarrass me. I'm like, gollic. So you think we should go hardball? It's not Shanahan, right? Were we counting Vrable? Didn't you have a good relationship with him? Yeah, but he's not one of the last four.
Starting point is 00:43:14 No, one of the four coaches that are left. Oh, only one of the last four. Vrable, we played golf with Itaho. All the coaches love Golic, by the way, okay? Yeah. Shanahan, there's that connection that he has with Sims that we also have with Chris Sims, but he seems would vouch for us No, I'm not certain. No, he wouldn't right But Shanahan seems like a little bit too smart or he thinks he's better than us so it gets down to
Starting point is 00:43:40 John or I think Andy reads our guy He I think Andy Reed if he spent some time with me you and Mikey a He would he would actually enjoy it. I do I'm starting to come around on Harbaugh I think Harbaugh might be into us. I feel like Jim is more in us guy than John is really. Yeah. Yeah I mean Jim doesn't care dude. He's quirky as hell You know, yeah, anyway, you have a game to play? Do we have a game that we had left here? I do, I have it right here, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:07 I do. Are you okay? I tried to try. What happened there? I don't know, something came up. By the way, I will tell the viewers and the listeners that we are, we're trying to get Andy Reed on this week. Why are you, why are you telling me that?
Starting point is 00:44:20 Why do that? Why not? Because if we don't, then we look like we could get him. I don't know, because if you don't, then we're failures. Exactly, don't then we look like we don't them we're failure exactly don't tell him surprise them with it all right fine well it's no not fine it's too late forget you heard that pretend you know what I am confident in my guest booking skills and Mike Golik's relationship with Andy Reid and me using my goal next name with all these NFL team what I was about to say it's my goal it's a busy this is the third year we've been doing this show. Andy Reader's joined us one time every year we've done the show.
Starting point is 00:44:49 And I have been told by the Chiefs, and I trust this person very, very much, that he will get us an interview with Andy Reader. That's fine. And so I have no reason to think otherwise. But you don't have to say this week, because last week was also... But it was last year.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Exactly. Well, no, but I think he's trying for this week, because if they don't win this week, then their season's over and it's hard to track down Andy Reid. That's all. That's kind of the truth of the last three weeks. Yeah, I guess. I feel like Andy Reid,
Starting point is 00:45:15 like if Andy Reid went missing, right? There's probably like six or seven spots he might be, right? And if he's not in one of those spots, then he'd be worried. All of them. Then you'd be worried. Like, don't you think a lot of these people, not that tricky to find if you really wanted to find them and you knew them in any way?
Starting point is 00:45:36 Like, Mike Leach was a person where, if Mike Leach was like missing. Just go search the keys. Yeah, like, you knew there's like four or five dive bars down there and the keys and you could find them. He's in one of them. Exactly right. Talking someone's ear off. Or on a bike path with his wife. Yes.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Yeah. Yeah. Rest in peace, Michael. I miss him. Did he ride bikes with him? Yeah. He did. He called us during COVID riding bikes with his wife. Oh, yes. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Anyway, you ready for the game? Yeah. What is it again? For the next 10 years, Purdy or Blank. Okay. Because even while winning Brock Purdy was not great. Okay. And I'm not certain he is great. And so I'm just going to throw some quarterbacks out there and you tell me which one you would rather have for the next 10 years. All right. Okay. You ready? Brock Purdy or Jordan Love for the next 10 years. Will you take it,key? Yeah. What I'm trying to do
Starting point is 00:46:28 is show the listeners and the people, you know, watching that Brock, party's not that good. Okay. Yeah. We should just answer the opposite. Do whatever you want. Jordan. I'm to the absolute best quarterbacks in the league and tell me if you rather have them. Hold on. Let the game play out. Pretty or Jordan love. Let the game play out. Jordan or pretty love. Jordan lovedy or Jordan love, let the game play out. Jordan or Purdy love Jordan love or Purdy Jordan love Jordan love. Jordan love. Jordan love. Yeah. Okay. That's Purdy love. Purdy or Justin fields next 10 years rock Purdy. Yeah. I think there I take Purdy just because of the injuries and stuff. Mikey Justin
Starting point is 00:47:00 fields. Same here. Purdy or Bryce young next 10 years rock Purdy from what we've seen so far. The number one overall pick in the draft. I mean, he might turn into a Hall of Fame type player. He might, but I have to decide today. Yeah, because right. But who has the upside of Bryce Young had one of the worst rosters in the league and the hurry has arguably the best roster in the league. Yes. But I'm also considering that Bryce might get injured because he seems well, Brock's been acceptable to what is doing is imagining Bryce young on San Francisco.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Yeah. He'd be amazing. So I probably take Bryce young. Mikey, this is the hardest one. I'm going to go. Bryce young. All right. They get harder.
Starting point is 00:47:40 I think they get harder. Purdy or Trevor Lawrence. Oh, Purdy. Easydy or Trevor Lawrence? Oh. Ha ha ha. Purdy. Easy. Really? Yeah. Easy.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Imagine Trevor in San Francisco. Trevor Lawrence. No. Purdy. Trevor Lawrence doesn't make poopy in his hands the way Brock Purdy did the other day. Wow. OK.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Billy's thinking about it. I mean, I know for the sake of the show, I should say Brock Purdy. No. You never do that. I mean, for the sake of the subject, you should say Brock Purdy. No, you never do that. When Sims comes on, you know, who would you take? Brock Purdy or Trevor Lawrence? You know, Billy said Brock Montez has your red jacket. Montez has spoken. One trick pony with a red jacket. I mean, come up with a new joke, buddy.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Purdy or Dak Prescott next 10 years. Dak. Dak. Same here. Dak. Billy, you take Dak. Sure. I know the regular season. I know Billy's answer to this. Perti or Kirk Cousins next 10 years.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Oh, come on. No question. Do I want to 48 year old Kirk Cousins? Yeah. 48 year old Kirk Cousins is first ballad hall famer, according to Billy. If he plays to least plays till he's 48 He's gonna put up the numbers to get himself in I I will say that on record right now Okay, if Kirk Cousins plays until he's 48 years old
Starting point is 00:48:52 He will have the numbers to get into the Hall of Fame. I have two more Mikey. I'm going to you here first Mikey Hey, party or Baker Mayfield next 10 years Baker Baker Same here. I don't think they're gonna last Baker, Baker, Baker, Baker, Baker, Baker. I don't think Baker's gonna last 10 years. Baker gets banged up way too much. I'd take Purdy. You guys are taking Purdy over Baker next 10 years? Yeah, because Baker's not gonna last 10 years.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Baker has an injury history. Yeah, he gets Baker. Neither is Kirk Cousins, but I'll still take him. Yeah, that was my argument. Purdy, next 10 years, Purdy or Caleb Williams? Oh, wow. It's a good one. So these people are always on the 49ers. Well, yeah, I mean Caleb's going to Chicago probably in this game. Is about party or will levis Chris Cody's yelling Caleb Caleb behind me. I would take Caleb. I take all these
Starting point is 00:49:39 quarterbacks over party Caleb. Yeah, including will le his little levis it's got a chuch he can sling it so happy I love the game your game you invented it it makes me happy Caleb or birdie I'm shocked you didn't do CJ's try I guess too obvious it's everyone would take CJ come on any me the night is what I've nine super bowl.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Purdy or Anthony Richardson? Richardson. Oh, I don't know. Whoa. Belly's face left. That jaded really hurt Belly's feelings. That was a good game. Good game.

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