The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - GBF - Goodbye, Lark

Episode Date: May 30, 2025

Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A say goodbye to God Bless Football on Meadowlark as the show will look for a new home after this episode. Here's a headline hits some dumb comments and actions around the league. The guys blind rank head coaches and then GBF on Meadowlark guests. And Billy and Mikey A reveal a truth to Stugotz they have been holding onto for over a year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Draft Kings Network. God bless football, Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey. God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, Mikey. God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football, StuGots. Thank you, Fuentes. A very exciting day. Billy already wants to say something.

We have not one, but two blind rankings. We have headlines. We have more Mike Lee, but first we go to Billy because Billy has something to say. Well, no, I just wanted to say this episode of God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Sad one today.

So you gots a little bit of a sad one, but let's be happy here. Yeah, sad because? This is our last episode of God Bless Football at MetalArk Media, so we can talk about that a little bit later if you want. Just a little trip down memory lane today maybe. We'll see how it goes. Okay. Last episode at Metal Arc Media,

but not the last episode. In fact, we'll be expanding God Bless Football. So if you care about Billy and his family, please subscribe to it. If you care about Mikey A and his family, subscribe and rate to it. If you care about Fuentes at all and his family, then leave a review, okay?

You need to do that for us, because I'm telling you right now, if you don't, none of our kids are gonna eat Yeah, also if you hate us good news This is probably the last time you will see from us unless you go and subscribe to us because we will virtually Disappear from all of these feeds that you see us in right now except the god bless football feed So follow that and follow our channels and follow our socials and again if you have thoughts on Fuentes You can support him by leaving comments, apparently.

Yes, and we will have news. We'll have news for you regarding God Bless Football coming up in the next week or so. So Billy, we have one but not two blind rankings. This is very exciting. Fuentes has one and Mikeye has one. No, so then we do have two. Yes, we have two.

I should just say we have two. You're right. We have two blind rankings. Afuentes has won. Mike EA has won. We have headlines. We have more Mike Lee. And I'm wondering, where does Billy Gill

on our final episode at Metal Arch Media, where does he want to go first? Well, first, we have headlines. I want to go to here's a headline, because that seems like a good, fun way to start the show. But I have a bit of sad news to God said I want to tell you and the audience and I don't know if this is Something that will cause them to tune out immediately or not But I thought with this being our last episode at the Lark that maybe we invite back

You know like a friend or some friends so I thought why don't I reach out to K fun? He usually wrangles all of our friends and K-Funk told me he was shocked when I gave him the news that this was the last episode at the Lark and then he told me what time tomorrow's my son's high school graduation but what time are you thinking and I said K-Funk that's a lot more important than this. So why don't you just tend to that? And then he later offered, well, I'll be available at three or four in the afternoon if you want.

And I said, we'll check back on that. I don't know about that. We'll see. So we may later have a Zoom call with Kayfunc, but I don't know if it'll be recorded. Maybe it will be, maybe we'll just toss it in the episode. Who knows what we're gonna be doing at three o'clock. Maybe we'll be feeling a little silly.

Do you think if given the choice, kids graduation or record the final episode on the lark of God bless football, if they were conflicting times, do you think K-Fuck would have chosen to record with us? I mean, what do you think? I think given the opportunity, if we told him just do a quick check-in

that he would have done it from the graduation. But I, yeah, I'd want to try to avoid that situation. So. Mikey, you're agreeing with him? There's no question. He's calling while they're announcing names and he's saying, hold on a second.

Yeah. Yay! And then going back to. It's a thing where like he's on the phone and then he realizes his kid has walked across the stage and he wasn't Recording because he was on the phone with us recording this and then it's a whole thing If you really want k-funk to be on the show All you have to do is tell him mojo will be on the show and I guarantee you k-funk misses everything

To make sure he's not left out when mojo's that's a fair point So of all the past guests it wasn't Chris Sims you reached out to, it wasn't Mike Golick that you reached out to, it was K-Funk. Well, I mean, Sims was on a couple weeks ago as part of our Metal Arch retirement tour, so I thought that hitting him back up this soon was a little close.

Golick, I'm not sure how that one works, so I left that one alone. And yeah, so I thought, let me reach out to K-Funk and then just see like where we can go from there. And when he was out, I was like, ah, maybe we just do a regular show and disappear off into the sunset without guests and bells and whistles.

And we don't have, you know, we made like a 35 minute tribute of some of our greatest moments on God Bless Football that we were gonna air. But then once, you know, K-Funk said that he couldn't do it, we kind of just scrapped the plan. So, you'll just get, instead of like a best of, you know, Sarah McLachlan, I Will Remember You, any of that stuff. Like instead of the road. Yeah, no Vitamin C graduation song. None of that's happening today. Closing time.

We're leaving all that. I hope you have the time of your life. Yeah, none of that's gonna happen today. Today we're just gonna do, here's a headline. Okay. So. All right, good. There is a chance the show still remains

on the DraftKings network. I'm just, this has nothing to do with DraftKings. We love them. They've been great partners. Crowns theirs. Right, if you're upset about this, get mad at the lark. In particular, levitated David Sampson.

Anyway, ready for here's the headline? OK, so here's a headline. Joe Flacco wants to lead Brown's QB by example, not be mentor. The mentor wants to be a mentor. That's like Joe Flacco wants to play. When Joe Flacco comes to your team, he's coming for your job.

Like that's yeah. The thing is, is that that's exactly the situation with Joe Flacco right now. And I wonder almost if Joe Flacco wants to start the season. Not as a starter. Like Joe Flacco wants to be the backup so he can hunt his prey from behind. Joe Flacco is not one to stab you in the front, friends. Joe Flacco, when he's there in the QB room, he's there to stab you from behind. Not in the back, but from behind.

Right, yes. How does he do that? Like he watches the film of the starting quarterback and tells the QB coach, I wouldn't make that throw. He just, I mean, in many of these instances, Joe kind of just needs to sit back and let them take care of themselves, you know? Joe Flacco is also that fan favorite.

Like as soon as your starter starts to waver a little bit, as soon as he starts to struggle, all of a sudden you start hearing those whispers in the stands, you know, Joe Flacco wouldn't do that. Yeah. You know who's sitting right there smoking a cigarette on the bench? Joe Flacco. Not moving.

Yeah, not moving. I'm sure Joe Flacco could come in and win us some games. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be very comforting if Joe Flacco were my backup quarterback. He was our backup quarterback, Mikey. We never got to him.

OK. Well, yeah. If he's your backup quarterback for your team, it's comforting. If you're the starting quarterback and he's your backup, not at all. Because Joe picks his spots. Right.

Well, I think that's what Mikey is saying. Like, you know, with a starting job comes expectations. The backup job is always the most popular guy in the stadium. He's he he he connotes hope, you know, he's he's the next guy that group, especially with that group in Cleveland. Yeah. Yeah. Joe Flacco doesn't want the starting job out of camp. He wants the backup role. Billy, here's a headline. Hey, Caleb Williams swears he wants to be in Chicago. Sure. He does. That was a weird story.

Caleb Williams. I feel like if the story is going to come out that you were going to make a big mess of things, you should have just made a big mess of things, right, cause now you didn't make a mess of things, and now the city of Chicago is reacting to you as though you did make a mess of things, so you should've just made a mess of things. Also, and this, I mean this as respectfully as possible, and you guys know that I'm a big part of you know

Bears Nation and also you know Cardinals fly eagle fly oh the Arizona Cardinals I forgot to tell you guys I'm gonna look I'm gonna look for it in a break the Arizona Cardinals sent me a care package this week just because of what a big bird gang fan I am yeah because I'm such a big member of Bird Gang they sent me a care package this week so they're trying to butter you up before the season, that's what's happening. Yeah, well, I did kind of pick them last week in a situation where we had to choose which division would be worse, more Mike Lee, and I didn't choose their division. So anyways, where were we?

So Caleb Williams, I think you need to be better to cause these kinds of problems for yourself. Respectfully. If you're going to be demanding not to go to a city, which he didn't ultimately do. But if we're going to be dabbling with the idea of demanding to not go to a city, gotta be a little bit better friend. You're saying make a mess of it like Eli did when he came out in the draft, right? In retrospect, and he may be a Hall of Famer, in retrospect, was Eli good enough to make the mess

of things that he made of things? On the front end, probably not. He was hyped enough. He was not good enough, Mike. He was he was the number one or number two. No, he was the number one pick, right. But he was hyped enough to be to make a mess. Right. He had that last name. I don't know. But he had the last name. Yeah, he had the stats. Yeah. And he had and he had Archie, his dad doing a lot of the work and a lot of the talking for him at the time. I mean more so when you look back at his career, was it worth the mess that he made?

Was he indeed good enough to have made the mess that he made? The mess paid off, Billy. I mean, he won two Super Bowls as the New York Giants quarterback and both of them came against Tom Brady. All right. Just asking. Just asking here. It worked out for Eli.

Just asking here. All right. That's a good question. Mikey A, do you have a headline for us? Yeah. Just asking here. Worked out for Eli. Just asking here. All right, that's a good question. Mikey A, do you have a headline for us? Yeah, hey, here's a headline. Stephon Diggs was not present at Wednesday's voluntary organized team activity one day after a video of the wide receiver surfaced on social media in which he was on a boat

with an unidentified pink substance around three women. I have an admission. I had to ask around, what does this mean? Cause I don't, I know you guys see- Who'd you ask? You gotta be careful who you ask. I know you guys see me and you say, "'Billy Gill, that's a guy that does a lot of drugs.'"

But I may surprise you I had to ask what what this meant what is this means what I say to myself what I see you every day over there drug addict Billy pill Billy pill all right the I'm like Billy Pill. Billy Pill. All right. The point he just gave me. I mean, anywho. I didn't know what it was. I had to ask around. I was like, so what does that mean?

What does pink substance mean? What could be pink? I mean, what could be pink? I don't know. So D be pink? I don't know. So digs was not at practice after this video, sir, because Mike variables, the coach Patriot way, all that. Well, no, I mean, it's it's voluntary OTA is like a lot of people weren't at these things. So he volunteered to be on a boat with the pink. I mean,

if I had the option to volunteer to be on a boat or in Foxborough, I think I'd be on a boat. Problem is, he just got there and I guess technically hasn't gotten there yet because he's not there, but he's new to the he's new to the program there. So he's not really ingratiating himself very well, I guess. I mean, I just spent a weekend in Foxborough. I would go on a boat or I would do anything other than spend the day in Foxborough, if I'm being completely honest. It's so weird to have that stadium so far from Boston. It's crazy.

What level one to 10 of a nonsense guy do you think Mike Vrabel is? Level one to 10, 10 being the highest, like he takes no nonsense? No. Who would be a 10? Who would be a 10 on the no nonsense? I'm glad that you asked that question. Just clarifying. There is the amount of nonsense that you're willing to take

and the amount of nonsense that is within you. I was asking more or less, how much nonsense do you think exists inside of Mike Vrabel that is waiting to come out? I will tell you that I caddied for Golic at the Lake Tahoe Golf Tournament. Ray Romano was part of his threesome. The other one was Mike Vrabel. Me, Golic and Ray Romano were having a blast laughing it up, yucking it up.

Vrabel, not so much. Really? Very serious golfer. It's interesting that dynamic that you just laid out because in most golf situations, I think foursums are the regular and there was four. You included as Golex Caddy, you were just, I guess, not allowed to golf.

They decided to have it be a threesome even though there were four of you. So at Tahoe, just the way they have it laid out, so for the Pro-Am, which I participate in every year and actually play golf, it's foursomes. For the actual tournament itself, they go threesomes. Three celebrities per group, I guess. And Vrabes was a no-nonsense guy.

Vrabes just took, he was taking the golf very, very seriously. He didn't want to be bothered. He didn't want me asking questions. I was trying to mess around. I was doing a thing. I was Golick's caddy and he didn't want to be bothered. He didn't want, you know, he didn't want me asking questions. I was trying to mess around. I was doing a thing. I was going to go to his goal. It's caddy.

And like he didn't, he didn't want anything of it. I would say that variable is, he's pretty high on the no BS meter. You know, what do you think variables response would be if you went and swapped out his ball with one of those exploding balls that makes like all the noise?

I would have blamed it on Ray. Okay. He would not have blamed it on Ray. OK. He would not have been happy, Billy, if that's what you're. Can I give you a quick headline? Here's a headline. Oh. The College Football Hall of Fame will lower its win percentage from 60 percent to 59 and a half percent, making Mike Leach eligible to join the College Football Hall of Fame. Wow. You know who is most excited about that.

I do know who's most excited about that. And I am very interested in looking into win percentages right now to see if he's eligible or not. Can we find out all the guys who are right around 59%? Les Miles, who lost his bid to the Hall of Fame when wins were vacated, dropping him under 660%. I was gonna say- And now he's probably right there.

I was going to say when we come back, find out if Less Miles is now eligible for the College Football Hall of Fame or not and can drop his lawsuit against LSU. But because it's our last episode here on The Lark, I'm not going to leave you hanging. Les Miles career win percentage in college. Well, hold on a second. This doesn't make any sense because it says he has a 665 win percentage, which means he was already eligible. Yeah, but take some wins away. They vacated some

wins, didn't they? When we come back. not enough. I'm going to figure out what these statistics mean because I'm very confused right now. All right. Well, that's a nice tease, but I think it's the last show and Fuentes has a headline. And so I want to get to Mike Fuentes as well. Do you have a headline for us? Yes. Well, Levis says he's trying to be the same dude despite QB battles, but the same dude is what got him there in the first place. Yeah, I would not be. That's your problem. Don't do that. Yeah. Yeah.

Try a different dude. Try a different dude. Wait. Will Lovis is still in Tennessee, right? Correct. Yes. Yeah. No. No. Will Lovis went from the most just back to our original conversation about Joe Flacco. Okay. Will Lovis went from a

guy that Tennessee Titan fans despise to a guy who's going to be the most popular guy in the building of Cam ward's playing bad. What does he do it? Being the same dude. Yeah. Embrace me in the back. All right. It seems as though it seems as though his his win percentage, man, it's all over the place, but it seems as though it might be 59.7. So, he's eligible. Rounding up. Oh, they dropped it to 59 and a half. He's in. He's eligible. That's so ridiculous. All right, coming up next, Blind Rankings. God Bless Football is presented by Smearnaf, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

Stu Gotz, guess what time it is. What time is it, Billy? This is quickly becoming one of my favorite segments, particularly in the off season, and it is, and we have two today, but one is a little more self-involved than the other one. This is our blind rankings, presented by Spirit of the world's number one vodka,

please drink responsibly, and also we do game days, please drink responsibly. Fuentes, do you have blind rankings for us this week? We do. I thought I had exhausted all the cool positions, but you guys said, let's do coaches. So I said, hey, it's the last episode, let's do coaches. Are these head coaches?

These are head coaches, head coaches only, current head coaches only. Can I ask an indelicate question? Yeah, can I ask an indelicate question? Well, you're gonna ask anyway, so go ahead. These are current head coaches, right? Correct. That's not the indelicate question. The indelicate question, Sugat, so maybe we should have done this off air, but if we go somewhere, should we try to lure Mike Fuentes

away and watch the empire collapse from within? Or do we just kind of say, forget it, we could find someone else and maybe we bring back Mikey C. Oh, Mikey C. What if we exist in a world where both Mike Fuentes and Mikey C could be on the show? Well then he'd be Mikey F also. Right, Mikey F, Mikey C, Mikey A. I'm gonna start calling you Mikey. Yeah, that's the whole alphabet. Listen, I want Mikey C with us. I do not want to have to rely on him the way we rely on Fuentes to actually do things. Okay, I want Mikey C with us, but I don't want him to have to rely on him the way we rely on Fuentes to actually do things. Okay? Don't rely on him for anything.

I love Mike E.C. with us, but I don't want him to have to press buttons. Maybe we can have Mike Fuentes do stuff with us, but like just secretly. And we'll just call him Mike E.F. and then no one will know. Nobody will know. Yeah, no one will know. I'll just wear sunglasses at every taping. Yeah. I'll never figure it out.

How would anyone crack a note? You'll never know. That's just one of those things, man. Especially with sunglasses. There's a lot of people that sound alike. You never know. Anyway, Mikey F. You're in rare form tonight, man. I love you.

Our first coach in this week's edition of Blind Rankings is Kevin O'Connell, Minnesota Vikings. Ooh, man, that's a good coach right there. I will go first with this one. I mean, that guy almost got the one seed in the NFC with Sam Darnold. Kevin O'Connell, number two. Wow.

Wow, he's a good coach, Billy. He's a fantastic coach. He's a fantastic coach. Think about what he has done with the quarterbacks that he's had. Right. Yeah. Has he won anything? I thought about it. He's a great coach. I'll put him at number three.

He's a great coach. Number three. Three for Stu. For Kevin O'Connell. Billy? I'm going to put him at four. All right. I was going to put him at seven, but you guys talked me out of it.

Really? There's no way. He doesn't have six better coaches on his list than Kevin O'Connell. It's impossible. That's why. He's gonna give us a couple of first year guys. Yeah, blind rankings. That's why they're blind. You can't see them. Next coach, number two, off this list, Sean McDermott, Buffalo Bills. Ooh, wow. He's on the hot seat, I'll tell you that much. Seven. Seven, get it done.. I'll tell you that much. Seven.

Seven. Get it done. I'm going to put him at eight. Wow. I was just itching to give away a seven. No, no respect for Sean McDermott. Sean McDermott is going to get fired every year. If he didn't have Josh Allen, he would have been fired five years ago. Fuentes, what do you want me to respect? He hasn't made a Super Bowl with a quarterback that most coaches would make a Super Bowl with and he fires his coordinators every year.

He's gone further than Kevin O'Connell and you guys are just praising Kevin O'Connell. Yeah, but Kevin O'Connell... Can you imagine Kevin O'Connell as a Sam Darnold? Yeah! What? From the guys that only care about how many Super Bowls a guy wins. Okay, anyway. You know who's the happiest that Sean McDermott is there?

Is Josh Allen, of course What what he's gone then it's like Josh Uh-huh. How do you buddy? What's in the stay forever? Let me ask you what does if Sean McDermott were to get fired how many coaches would want that job? All of them. Yeah. Yeah, cuz Kevin O'Connell were to get fired How many people are lining up for that Vikings job? You gotta see how good Jim McCarthy is Let's do it this way if Sean McDermott got fired the first call the Bills would make would be to Kevin O'Connell darn, right? Third coach on this list Washington commanders Dan Quinn

Dan Quinn sticks I'll put him seven I'll go ahead I thought you put McDermott eight I thought you put McDermott at eight yeah all right Mikey what was yours I'll put I'll put Dan Quinn at eight I don't like it I should have put him at six but I already said it. Next up, Tennessee Titans Brian Callahan. Oh God. Brian, bless you. Nine. Yeah.

Yeah, nine. All right, I'll put. I see what's happening to me. So do I. I see what's happening to me, I'm in trouble. I can't put him at six, right? No. So Steve, you said nine?

I'm putting him at nine. I need to see more from Brian Callahan Yeah, like like yeah anything. I need to see anything for Brian Callahan more, right? Yeah, he's had one year and he earned the first overall pick. Yeah, I need to see more from Brian Callahan Respectfully to all the Callahan's out there. So here's the deal He's he's at number nine on my list now But if Kim Ward's good and we play this game again next year and what this is still part of the show, is Mikey F wearing a mustache, then perhaps, perhaps. He could hop up to three.

Right. If Kim Ward's good, Callahan will be top three. Exactly. That's right. It's an off-season game. Next up, D'Amico Ryan's Houston Texans. I like him. I'll put him at five. Yeah. Yeah, uh, yeah. I'm all going five. I'm putting to me go at five. He feels like a five to me.

Can I point out because I've done this on a number of occasions. So if you're listening, you don't care. But visually, Mike Fleta's owns an assortment of Bass Pro Shop hats in different colors. And he sent me a picture. He has like five different of Bass Pro Shop hats in different colors and he sent me a picture, he has like five different color Bass Pro Shop hats, he's now wearing a knockoff Bass Pro Shop hat that seems to have a pigeon on it that says New York City for some reason.

I really don't understand you loving this look but every hat that you have is exactly the same. Wait till you see the one I got coming for the Panthers. You're gonna love it. I don't. Are you some sort of like big outdoorsman? Like I don't. Not even close. I like hiking but that's about it. I don't use some sort of like big outdoorsman like I don't not even close No, I like that's about it, but not really he also he also told me on an episode of mystery crate that he loves mountain

Vacations and I was like you do not look like anyone that goes hiking in mountains and then he kind of clarified and was like No, no, not like hiking in mountains He was saying like our trip to Phoenix when we had the watch party out there that that was a mountain vacation even though he'd spent no time in the mountains. That was the desert. Yeah he just likes that there's mountains around. I like to have scenic views. We live in Florida so it's all flat here. Thank you. See I like scenic views. I like it to be dry. I live in a swamp and then I can go to the beach any day I want. I can't go like climb a mountain whenever I want. I live in the flattest area of the country so can I just you know?

That's a thing that everybody says and we all say like I can go to the beach whenever I want I don't think I've been to the beach here in a second 2019 easily that's true. I feel like I'm gonna melt if I go there I don't I don't not been I have not been to Miami Beach since we left the Cleveland er in any form or fashion And even when we were going to work at the beach every day I didn't actually go to the beach in Miami for years right unless Dan sets this to the ocean It's true. I don't go as much as I should for someone who lives here But I have been going more often lately and it's always an option. That's why I don't go because it's too accessible

So it's like you know, yeah, that's why I don't go, cause it's too accessible. So it's like, you know. Ah, got it. That's why you love mountain vacations. Correct, cause it's new. But you don't like the mountains, you just like the idea of having the mountains accessible to you while on it. Jim Harbaugh, Los Angeles Chargers. Did you think the Grand Canyon was a mountain range?

Like. No, but they have mountains there. The point is it's different. Jim Harbaugh, Los Angeles Chargers. Now I'm stuck in a world where I think I need to put him at three. Why? Because I have three eight and ten left and I don't think he's eight. I take Kevin O'Connell over Jim Harbaugh, so I'm gonna put him at four. I'm gonna put him at three.

Yeah, I'm putting Harbaugh at four. He also needs to show me something. You're right. And so does that quarterback by the way. That's Jesus. Year two, year two. Here's where you're gonna get the best of Jim Harbaugh. We'll see. On name recognition, I think I would still rank Jim

higher than John, which is crazy. You're probably right. Yeah. Even though it's clearly John. I'm in a world where he's gonna say John in the next four names and I'm gonna have to rank John eight. Anyway, go on with your fake random things. Where'd you put Jim? I have four spots left.

No, no, I'm saying I have two spots left. I have number one and number two still left. So I'm feeling pretty good. I put Jim Harbaugh at four. Where did Billy put him? At three. Three. Okay. a sexy name but he also nee It's really not a sexy na name, Ben Johnson, but I a you're saying. Yeah. Hen.

What do you know? No experience as a head coach. I think he is going to be a bad head coach. He has a hater face. OK, OK, wait a minute. So you were praising Kevin O'Connell for what he did with Sam Darnold, but you give Ben Johnson nothing for making Jared Goff.

He's got a better face. He's not the head coach. He wasn't the head coach. Doesn't matter. Oh, yeah, because Dan Campbell. Dan Campbell knows quarterbacks. Yeah, you're right. You got it. You figured it out. I thought we't the head coach. Doesn't matter. Oh yeah, because Dan Campbell. He wasn't the head coach. Dan Campbell knows quarterbacks. Yeah, you're right. You got it. You figured it out.

I thought we were ranking head coaches, not offensive quarterbacks. I've never seen Alex Trebek get this frustrated with contestants. Jeez Louise. You give a name and he ranks them. Yeah. Even though, if we're gonna be honest,

Trebek, Trebek, respectfully to Trebek, seemed like a dick, right? Like we could just, if we're gonna be honest. No. Too soon? Circle of trust? Yeah, too soon. I mean, he's been gone for five years now, come on.

I mean, did he not come off that way? Did you guys not feel that? Okay, fine, I'm sorry. So I'm sorry to the Alex Trebek estate, please. All his fans maybe, I mean. If I was Alex Trebek, if I was Alex Trebek with all of my millions of dollars I would probably buy like a ranch or like just a lot of like acreage and I would call the ranch

Trebekistan So Ben Johnson Billy you've been working on that for a while or no That was a thing I buy a house in the mountains in Arizona. I'd have my own flag and everything of Trebekistan. It'd always be flying right, because Alex Trebek was always right about everything. It would get revealed.

Do you think the Dolphins head coach is gonna be on here? Do you think McDaniel's gonna be on here? Do you think the Jets head coach? I'm trying to figure out what to do with this coach. He's never coached before don't try don't try no Yeah, don't try and figure out what also don't give what does any ideas cuz we know he's up to shenanigans And he just hasn't pulled them out yet So if you give him more ideas, he'll change it and if you notice we can't see him

So we don't know if he's writing on anything or not Rebecca stands where do they rank Ben Johnson in trabekistan? Where do they rank them? Yeah I'm putting Ben Johnson at 10. I have him at eight. Also not a sexy name. He's gonna force me to put the Jets coach at like. Not a sexy name and I looked him up respectfully. Not a sexy person either.

Sorry, Ben Johnson. That's what Mikey was saying. Kevin O'Connell, he looks like a head coach. He's got a much better looking face. There's no question about it. That's not what I was saying, but okay. He's got a much better looking face. There's no question about it. Yeah. That's not what I was saying, but okay. Next quarter. Right in your mouth. Next quarterback. You just hinted at him. Miami Dolphins very own. Sorry, head coach. Miami Dolphins very own Mike McDaniel. Knew it. Knew it.

I would have put him at eight had I switched Dan Quinn. Since I can't, I will put him at six. I said 10. Prove me something. I'm okay. I'm being forced to put him ahead of Dan Quinn and Sean McDermott, but I'm going to say that I switched Dan Quinn since I can't. I will put him at six. I said ten. Prove me something. I'm okay. I'm being forced to put him ahead of Dan Quinn and Sean McDermott, but I'm okay with that. Like yeah. Like it might

be Daniel had Josh Allen. Forget it. Uh yeah. Probably not. Anyway, I have no choice. I'm in trouble here. I'm in trouble here. I am in deep deep. I think we're I think we're all in the same trouble. Quentin's got me. Quentin's got me this week. We're all in the same trouble. I only have one and two left. What spots do you have left, Mike?

One and four. Billy, what do you have left? One and two. Yeah, I have one and two. And they're gonna be crap coaches. Here comes Brian Schottenheimer and Aaron Glenn. Yep, no doubt. All right, go ahead, Quintez.

Next off the list is Kansas City Chiefs Andy Reed. Yes, number one. Nice. That's fine. Is there a better coach than Andy Reid that he could trot out there? I don't know, but I need to get that one out of the way. I'm relieved.

Yeah. Because if it's Nick Sirianni, I want him at number one. I love that guy. What? What about Tomlin? He's great. You're insane. Tomlin, John Harbaugh.

I'm workshopping a take about Jalen Hurts being better than Patrick Bohomes. I'm just, I'm just, I'm, tease, tease for a future show. Keep working out, keep workshopping it. Where'd you put him Billy, one or two? One.

One for Andy, yeah. Billy and Mikey both at one. I'm gonna put him at two. Okay. You're gonna be upset. And my number four, Stu Gotz both at one. I'm gonna put him at two. Okay You're gonna be upset and my number four Stu gots is number one. I think he just mumbled Oh, you're gonna be upset, which I don't think is good last coach Seattle Seahawks Mike McDonald. Oh, yeah. He's a number two if I've ever seen one

Yeah, that's my number two. I'm feeling good about that Mike yeah, yeah, I have a bit the best I got a little I got him at four Where'd you put in yet for a to You held out for Nick Sirianni or John Horbaugh. That's crazy. Who was 11 on your list this week, Fuentes? The next name up was Todd Bowles. Oh, wow. He would have been followed by Jonathan Gannon, then Mike Tomlin,

Kellan Moore, and then Dave Canales. I got to say, this Bows guy lives in such a great world where no one cares about Tampa, no one cares about him, he is expressionless and he'll never get fired. I like him. So do I. He does always have the same exact face on the sideline no matter the situation.

He's like so- You don't know if he's winning or losing. Correct, can't get a read on him, he's like wallpaper. Right. All right, well that was our blind rankings of coaches. All right. We have another blind ranking coming up plus more Mike Lee. So I'm excited.

And I think Billy and Mikey are going to embarrass me somehow. That's coming up next. And we're back. Yes, we are. What are we laughing at? Just you. You're in rare form today, man. I'm here, man. I'm just doing what it is.

Football is getting close. That's what it is. Yeah. OTAs, you know, yeah, you know me. I love going camping in the mountains with Fuentes. Yeah. No, like football camps. I love to go to football camps.

Big camping guy. You want to do a little training camp tour this year. What do you think? Where. I love to go to football camps. Big camping guy. You want to do a little training camp tour this year? What do you think? Where do you want to go? I don't know. I was thinking maybe like Northeast. On the next episode of God Bless Football, which you have to subscribe to find out, we'll plan our OTA's trip for 2025.

I like the idea of like jets, giants, buffalo, Philadelphia, that whole area. I think that's a good area for 2025. I like the idea of like jets, giants, buffalo, Philadelphia, that whole area. I think that's a good area for us. Can I tell you, since this is our last episode, an idea that I had for this show that never came to fruition. So I wanted to, when we were going to Las Vegas, there was a discussion for Las Vegas to have a road trip

and we were gonna stop and do hits at different places. Do you remember that conversation or no? Yes. Okay. We were driving from South Florida to Vegas, correct? Yeah, but we were going up to North Carolina and we were taking a really strange route and it wasn't a true road trip because it was gonna be flights because it was gonna be like flights

and it was gonna be a situation where we were flying people in and out and making certain stops, like in one stop would have been like me and you and then like Lucy would have been at one or Jess or whatever. And we were like, just gonna be like flying people all around the country,

making stops at like all of these different places, right? And I came up with the idea that I thought was a great idea and I thought it was a very cost effective idea. Cause those things end up being like very pricey, especially when you have multiple flights, multiple people coming in and out and you have to rent different crews

in different cities, whatever. I went on eBay and I looked up buying a used RV and I wanted to buy a used RV, and I wanted to buy a used RV, like on behalf of whoever the sponsor was, like use their money to buy a used RV. Use that RV to drive the entire time, and then when we got to Las Vegas at the live show, give away the RV so we didn't have to figure out

what to do with this old crappy used RV. Right, just give it away to someone. Just give it away to a fan. Just have a raffle and give them the keys and be like, this is your problem now. We used our sponsor money for this beat up RV. We had all these stops. Here you go.

Congratulations. A 1985 RV. You guys figure it out. Weren't we trying to use the Madden Cruiser? We didn't empty the chemical toilet either. We also were trying to use the what? We were trying to use the Madden Cruiser. I mean the Madden bus or something, right?

So we did talk to the Madden son about using the Madden bus for the Superbowl and that didn't come to fruition. And then this last year in New Orleans, there was another RV road trip situation that they came up with that we didn't do. And in that situation, I was trying to do, New Orleans was close enough.

What I was pitching was, let's do a segment of God Bless Football for the Monday episode. We'll do a road trip, and for the Monday episode, each segment will be in a different state. So like first segment, we'd be in Florida, then we would be in Alabama, and then like Mississippi, and then Louisiana, however it plays out, right?

And I wanted to do it in four different states, each segment in a different state. And for that one, I found an even more cost-effective solution, I thought, which was, well hey, David Sampson is always telling us about this RV that he got in this deal with the Marlins that he screwed over, you know, John Henry, and he got his Marlins RV. Why don't we just ask him if we can use the RV? And then he canceled our show.

Oh, wow. That took a turn. That didn't happen. No. the show. He was on RV and then Anyway, the RV tour still lives on. Maybe one day we'll go on an RV tour. Yes, OK. Blind rankings? Or more Mikely? Why don't we take an RV to the, I think we have another blind ranking for guests here. Guests on the show at the Lark on the DraftKings network.

We're going to get to that in just a second. Let's take an RV3 to training camp. Why not? You love camp? RV3. RV3, you like that? I know RV3. We'll call it the RV3. three. You like

the history of this show. Of Meadowlark Media, God Bless Football. These are all guests that have appeared, I'll say less than three times. Less than three. Less than three times. Three, wow. Probably. I might get, I might be a little off.

No regulars. Who did you leave off just out of curiosity? Did you leave anyone off? Who missed the cut Dwight Freeney missed the cut Oh Javon Freeney in the history of Godless football man. Well also the sense of a lot of frustration destroyed Freeney Go Joe will be told one day Go Joe missed the cut. I guess it was all stories. Wait for you.

Who's got you fired? Stop it. I. I almost got me. OK, all right. You want the first one? Yes. Nitro. Oh wow.

This is gonna be- This is gonna be so- Nitro was on more than three times. I mean- I'm gonna go at three with Nitro. Three times. Three times. One time felt like a thousand times. Yeah, it goes kind of long.

Yeah. Where'd you put them? I'm gonna go with three. What does, where are you putting them? I'm gonna put them three. What does, where are you putting him? I'm gonna put him down at eight, because I just remember the time he asked, why don't I draft two kickers for fantasy football? Yeah, but that's nitro.

What does RB mean next to Saquon's name? Yeah, but that was, he was coming on because he needed help with this stuff. Part of the charm, yeah, we were trying to help with people together. It is part of the charm, but I'm putting him low, because I'm assuming that other greater guests may be coming. So I'll put him. You said he was gonna say you got steroids in the mail.

Yeah, and he never got them. But he never did. He never got them. I put them at five, five for Nitro. All right, next name on the list, Shirley Schefter. Oh wow. Oh, that's like a heavy hitter there. Yeah.

Jeez, it's an all-timer, man. What are we supposed to? How do we not? And also, I'm thinking is, well, that's what I'm saying. Is Dad going to be on the list? Well, is Dad's foot going to be on the list? Yeah, Dad's foot. I don't know.

We can't have two Shepters. When you have two Shepters, you don't have one Shepter. Listen, I put it into Fuentes' randomizer. You didn't have such things. You didn't. Just to remind the audience, Billy met Adam Schefter's mom on a cruise in an elevator. Listen to that episode. It was fantastic. I'm going to put her at number two. Yeah, me too. I'm going to put. You also promised her you're going to get her a phone sponsorship.

I know. And I take it to lunch in Boynton beach somewhere. Yeah. We got it. We got to follow up on that. I will, I will. We got nothing but time now, we're retired. Yes. We'll take her in the RV3 with us, time of that. Oh, I like that. I'm gonna put Shirley Schefter at four.

No, you know what we should do with Shirley Schefter? We should take Shirley Schefter up with us to Mel Kuyper's boat. Oh yes, yes. She's loved that. We have so many plans. I mean we're gonna get to all of them now. Well that's really in retrospect that are run here. I think that that could summarize. We have so many plans and that is the is the on our tombstone is it was really our execution that kind of did. It was really our execution that kind of did. The plans were there.

We're ideas guys. Yeah. That's really what it is. We're ideas guys. Any. All right, speaking of family of regulars. Oh no. Matt Sims.

Oh, Matt Sims. He was great. Billy's gonna put him at one. I'm gonna put him at nine. Okay. I'm gonna put Matt Sims at... I'll put him at nine too. That feels right for Matt Sims right? He's he's that's not a shot of Matt Sims at all He's good. No, he was only on one time though. Nine nine is good for Matt Sims. Yeah. All right

up next Fake Aaron Rodgers Jake Owens. Oh Wow, that was a good one. Mm hmm. So I thought I was I was on the driving range at Lake Tahoe, thinking I was speaking to Aaron Rodgers. I was speaking to a country music singer, Jake Owen, who. Thanked him for being our quarterback, who really just played along. He played along beautifully.

He made the whole week for us at Lake Tahoe. I can't wait to go back to that place. I love it. I mean, it is, those are mountains by the way, Funtas. I can't wait to go back there. I thought it was Aaron Rodgers. It wasn't, it was Jake Owen. They all made fun of me for the remainder of the weekend. It became a thing at Tahoe.

Jake Owen was on the show. I'm gonna put him at number one, man. Like. What? 10 for me. It was on the show. I'm gonna put him at number one, man. Like. What? 10 for me. It was a big, like Billy, it closed a loop for us that week. Like it was so important to get him on and I'm probably putting him too high. I'm overthinking this.

All right, I'll put him at four. Your joke about missing who he was is better than him. So like, he's a 10. I put him at 10 too. Also, cause I was on vacation and I missed the interview So all right, I'm gonna have no frame of reference. I'm gonna put him next Next name on the list Brandon Seiler. Oh God saw he should be number one. He was great

You do not remember Tyler was on he made pics with Kay Fog. He had a book to promote. I think he went oh and five. I don't know I'm gonna put Tyler at seven. Alright, I mean, listen, here's what I do know, Billy. I don't want to piss off Brandon Tyler. That is true. That is true. I'll put him at seven. I'll piss him off. He's going to seven. I last I had I had I had a share bear calling me on a Sunday because he was in Miami with Sylar at the Mondrian and they were calling me to see if I wanted to come to the pool and I was like, it's Sunday. I have two children. I cannot go to the pool. Hey buddy, just want to see if you want to

come to the pool. Hey Billy, what'd you do yesterday? I got, I had the pool with Kay Funk and Brandon Seiler. No, Share Bear. Oh, Share Bear. Kay Funk wouldn't have showed up, so. Oh, I'm sure he was there. He's wondering why he wasn't invited. No, no protection on whatsoever, Kay Funk.

Up next, everybody's favorite heating and air conditioning person. Lacey. Two. She was great. Lacey's a two. Yeah. I can't believe I put Shirley Schefter at two. Yeah, Lacey's a two. What a show.

I mean, how the hell did they cancel this? That was classic. It's too bad she moved to Canada and got married, huh? Subscribe, rate, and review, yes. You went from cooling to heating. Yeah. Number three for me. Subscribe rate review. Yes You went from cooling to heating. Yeah Number three for me. She was a bartender who owned an air conditioning company. Yeah I'm putting her at three. Yeah, put the smile on my face up next the Old Spice guy. Oh

Old Spice last this is the last Super Bowl. Yeah a few months ago. We had him twice Yeah double appearance. He was so him twice. Yeah, double appearance. He was so good, Billy. Yeah, I have him at six. Really? Yeah, he was good, but these names have all been good, except Matt Sims. These names have all been good so far.

There's still a few more. That was a strange. Don't you want one of the Sims' to like you? I mean, no. Nah. It's better that way. Nah. I put the Old Spice Guy at one because he made my job easier that week. Just putting

that guy in both episodes. Oh, hey Tony's behind you. Yeah, how about that? Up next. Well, hold on. I didn't write, what was the last name? The Old Spice Guy. What does this have to do with the Old Spice Guy at one? You put three people at one already. You put somebody else at one. You put three people at one already.

You put Jake going at one. I took him out and put him at four. Okay, Old Spice Guy at one. Come on. All right, I'll put him at six. I don't want to break the fourth wall here, but now that we're just telling truths today, Old Spice Guy was wandering around radio row with a cane and we couldn't figure out if it was a bit or not. And then the second day that we saw him,

we realized, oh no, he just uses a cane. Yes. Yeah. Which is not exactly how you picture the old spice guy, but he's a man with a cane. He is. But then he opens up that mouth and it's, oh yeah, magical. It's unbelievable. All right, so I have three slots left, right? I have one, eight, and 10. I'm doomed. All right, up next, Cozy Coleman. Forgot about it. Puffy Coleman.

I'm putting him at 10. Six. Six. That's all I got left. What do you have left, Stu? Oh, how's it feel, Fuentes? Four to five. What do you got left Stu? Oh, how's it feel? Funtas what do you got left Stu? I have after cozy. Yes. I have eight and one.

I'm sad. I have someone I want to be on this list that I don't think will be up next. Gordy Grunk's Uber driver. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Did he go five and oh, yeah. Yeah. And then we find him and we couldn't find him again. We

couldn't find him again. Already. Zuber drivers. Number one guest of all time. We had five. Got one name left. Yeah. I'm sad. I wanted a name that I don't think is going to be on here. I'm putting Gordy Z Uber driver at one too. All right. All right, last one. Spags. Oh no. Spags. Damn you.

Wow. Damn you. It was a randomizer. It was a randomizer. We had Spags in studio. It was fantastic. Yeah. Quintez randomizer.

Blossoming friendship. I mean. Man, we could go on a cruise with Spags also. Spags would love to go on a cruise. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have Spags at five. That's not who I was expecting.

I had two names that I was hoping would be on the list that were not on the list. First name I was hoping would be on the list, Captain Lee didn't make the cut. Yeah, he would have been top. I wasn't on that episode. Top three for me, Captain Lee. Really?

He was on twice, I think. Yeah, we had him on twice. One time on God Bless Football, one time on Stupotity. And the other one that we have on regularly that I was hoping would be on this list was Roslyn, the witch. Oh, the witch. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, there's a reason she's not on the list. Well, okay, so now that we're sharing stories with Stu Gotz and the audience, Stu Gotz, I have a confession that I need to share with you. This is the part of the show where you guys are gonna embarrass me, right? No, we need to share with you. This is the part of the show where you guys are gonna embarrass me, right? No, we're not gonna embarrass you.

We're not gonna embarrass you. It's something that you need to know. Maybe we do this on the other side. We found out about a year ago. When we come back, a story that we found out about Rosalind the witch. that we found out about Rosalind the Witch. Sugats, Mikeye, Mike Fuentes, audience, this is it. This is our last segment here on the long on the lark on DraftKings Network

For for this run of God bless football Before we get sappy, I want to just tell you the quick story here They wanted to tell you about Rosalind the witch So Rosalind the witch is someone that you knew back all the way to your weekend observations show Yes, you would do at ESPN radio. And you had Roslyn come on. And Roslyn, I think, first made an appearance when the Jets had, it was the draft lottery

or they had the number one pick or something, right? So you had a bunch of different people come on. Priestess Roslyn way back when, I think it was the Knicks. The Knicks, yeah, sorry. I said the Jets, I meant the Knicks. So Priestess Roslyn would then come on and be on around Halloween or whenever we needed different things.

She was a Halloween staple for us, yes. Yeah, but we needed, or if we needed Priestess Roslyn to ever talk to people from beyond, whatever, we'd have Priestess Roslyn come on or cast spells on people or whatever, right? Then there may have been a situation where Mikey C dated her, but that was unclear

whether or not there was a relationship there. So about a year ago, we reached out to Priestess Roslyn to have Priestess Roslyn come on, I believe because we were trying to do a seance and wanted to reach out to Don Shula. Right. With Chris Cody. With Greg Cody, yes.

Greg Cody, yes. With Greg Cody. And Mikey was our point of contact on that situation and he reached out to Priestess Roslyn and then shared devastating news with me based on the call that he had with Priestess Roslyn. Mikey, should I tell him or do you want to tell him? I don't know if I can say it. I think you have to say it. So it turns out StuGots Priestess Roslyn was not a priestess. Priestess Roslyn was the PR person that booked the real priestess and the real priestess backed out

of the initial interview 10 minutes before. So Priestess Roslyn as, as we knew her, was the PR person for an actual witch who instead of canceling, pretended to be a witch. And then for multiple years kept coming on the show, pretending to be a witch for us because she was so embarrassed by the fact that she pretended to be a witch the first time.

So everything she told us about Covens and all of that stuff was all made up. She was a PR person who eventually felt guilty and came clean. And that will do it for Metal Arcs. God bless football. She wasn't a witch. She faked it. She faked it one time and couldn't tell us. So she kept faking it for years.

My kind of way is that is not. Perfect for this show. I don't know what is our witch was never a witch. The real witch bailed and the PR person pretended to be a witch for years and was just making stuff up the entire time. Told her she was going to Salem for the weekend. All of that made up as a niece that had the gift, all of it made up. She's probably saying like, I can't believe this is my life. I'm an immediate relations person for an actual witch. Yeah. Who's flaky. And now I have to pretend to be a witch.

I got to tell it. We should hire her. I mean, the effort she made. I believe that that is your actual first reaction. And I believe that that is the best play. Best move. Oh my God. Thank you for telling me that yeah And now this isn't even on TV, this is just us talking we could put this on audio or whatever So that was that priestess Roslyn apparently was the fake priestess You got to give her credit though right for sinking into the character out of guilt. Yeah, she she did a good job She what happened to the real witch just flaked out? Didn't want to do it? Yep. Apparently bailed last minute. And Dan Stanzek saw her hit when she did a hit for I think like local New York news talking about the Knicks and booked her

the Knicks and booked her thinking that he was booking the priestess. Right. And since then, she became part of weekend observations and then stupidity and even God bless football. Yeah, I'm devastated. It is, it is, I, I've never felt so lied to in my life. Yeah. But what anymore? At the same time, it kind of made me like her more. Oh, of course. Yeah. Yeah. This is, yeah. I mean, it was bad news because we lost, what we thought was a real witch, but we gained one of us, a friend. I wonder if a real witch was listening

and was like, this girl's totally faking it. Yeah, probably. These guys think they're speaking to a witch. This isn't a witch. She doesn't know what she's talking about. Roslyn isn't even a real name. Yeah. What?

Well, hold on. No, it goes deeper than that because if you remember, she also created like a whole Twitter account and everything for Priestess Roslyn. Oh my God. So she went and created an entire like social media identity about bringing a priestess that was all just a cover for some reason. And I don't even, I wonder why she felt the need

to go that deep on it because no one would have needed to follow her on social media from one appearance. Right, if she just said, hey, the witch can't do it, Stan's equipment would have been like, okay, see you later. Or she just did it and that was it. And then the next time you called, like, oh no, sorry, wrong number, whatever, but no, okay, see you later. Or she just did it and that was it. And then the next time you called like, oh no, sorry, wrong number, whatever. But no, she was committed to this.

Yeah, this is our kind of PR person, Billy. I'm telling you, listen, Billy and I are gonna get into business hopefully together and we're gonna do some shows together moving forward. And I'm telling you, Roslyn, or the person I thought was Roslyn, will be running said business, okay? Because that's the kind of person you need, Billy. Someone who's willing to do anything, anything, include acting,

including acting like a witch when she's not. I mean, imagine what you do for us. I was odd. It was odd. Any final thoughts here as we wrap up or anything or you get a more Mike Lee or anything? Dave, your thoughts for another day. Oh, yeah. You want to do more Mike Lee? No Okay

Billy and I'll say the new show Yeah, I'll have plenty of thoughts and plenty of days to share to share my new thoughts So I'm kind of just petering out here at the end Uh, I can can we just like I want to thank the fans by the way for for listening to us for four years We started this show by the way, for listening to us for four years. We started this show, Stugatz and I, on a Friday because our company did not have a football show and we thought that we should. So we just started doing a show.

Because who would take that lane? And we started doing a show and we called it God Bless Football. And once it started, they couldn't say no. So we just kept doing it. And then over the years it grew and we won podcast awards because of fan voting, entirely because of fan voting. So thank you guys for kind of listening over the

years for voting for us, getting us these awards that we got that again we're fan voting. Our numbers were really, really good over the years and you guys listening and downloading, showing up to the live events, all of that was, it was really cool and it was really fun. And it's something we were talking about before the show, that when we sat down that first week, four years ago, we never would have thought we'd still be doing that same show four years later.

So just thank you guys for listening. Thanks to DraftKings for supporting us over the years, Jay and Mia and Ashley and Freeze and Feldman and hundreds of people over there, dozens of people that supported us over the years in this run. And now this portion is done and we're not. So we're figuring out what the next step is, where we will be once we have that information, we'll pass it along to you.

But we really want to thank you guys for all of the years of listening to us and tweeting at us, interacting with us, voting for us, showing up at the events, all of that stuff. It's been really fun. And we've made, you know, friends along the way, not just with fans, but like, we still are texting with Mojo and Mike Rawlis

and those people during random weekends of, you know, whatever and Gordy and K-Funk were never gonna lose. So it's been a fun ride. We met Adam Schefter's mom because of this show, so. Yes, well you met her on a cruise, so I mean. I met her on a cruise, but we spoke to her and got to know her and Jeff, I think, was his dad's name on the show, so.

Yes, yes. It's a weird show, and we've had a lot of fun doing it, and the hope is that this continues just elsewhere. Yep. Because that's business, so. It is what it is. It's business, we have fun doing it though, it's a celebration of football. That's really, It is what it is. We have fun doing it though. It's a celebration of football. That's really, that's what it is.

It's a celebration of the sport that all of us have fallen in love with. Just a couple more people to thank. Chris Sims, Mike Golick, who have been great to us over the four years, joined us just about every single week. Incredible, Mojo, Kay Funk, all those guys. Chris Gronkowski as well. Austin Echler for a couple years.

Lucy. Oh, yeah, of course. How can we forget? Yeah, we're never going to mention everyone. Right. Well, thank you to DraftKings, because DraftKings has been a great partner. Jay Donahue has been great to us.

Everyone at DraftKings. Ashley has been super helpful with this show. Billy, most importantly, we're smart guys. This show is going to continue. This show is very, very popular. Subscribe, rate, and review, please. Thank you to Smirnoff, because Smirnoff has supported this money

with their dollars for many, many years, and we appreciate it. They've been great, not good partners, great partners. And whenever we have events in other cities, those events are packed, and those events are tight and done well. So thank you to Smirnoff, man. And Mike Ye.

And Fuentes. And well, to a lesser extent. Take it back. Danny B. Yeah, Danny B sometimes, yeah, on the trips and everyone. Juju went on trips with us to Super Bowls. Yeah. And how does this end?

How does like an acceptance speech end? It ends- Tony's there, he just wants us- Somebody plays you off. Yeah, Tony's there. I got a good ending. And GQ also, thank you to GQ. And Robert, Robert sometimes is there. I'm not sure if Robert was.

Oh, I love Bobby. Robert, yeah. Bob, we call him. Yeah, Bobby. Anyone else? Jenny, too. Jenny, do you want to thank Jenny? Let's thank everyone except David Simpsonson. How's that sound? Oh, all right.

God bless football. God bless football.