The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - GBF- Monday Hangover: Billy O'Possum's
Episode Date: January 27, 2025The Super Bowl is set. The Eagles will take on the Chiefs after Sunday's AFC and NFC Championship game so the crew obviously talks about jury duty. Billy has an issue with a player on the Commanders f...or some reason. Stugotz attempts to play a new game that doesn't go well. Will Billy and and Stu see Josh Allen in New Orleans? Plus, Winners and Losers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcript
Discussion (0)
You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
Stugats here, playoff season is here, and the only thing better than game day predictions are the foods that come with them.
Introducing Tum's Fantasy Foodball Pool brought to you by Tum, America's number one antacid brand, and DraftKings, each week leading up to the big game,
turn football into foodball by building your best game day play for a shot at winning
a share of $40,000 in cash prizes.
Inspired by game day bites and tailgate treats,
join the Tums foodball action during this playoff season's most heartburn-inducing time.
Visit draftkings.com slash TumsFoodball
between January 6th and February 9th to enter for free and select your game day plate before
the start of each playoff round.
Age and eligibility restrictions applied, void or prohibited, see terms at DraftKings.com
slash TumsFoodball.
When you feel the heat of the game, don't let heartburn keep you on the sidelines.
Try TumsChewyBites with a tasty outer shell and soft center for fast relief of heartburn, acid indigestion and upset stomach.
Check out Tums Gummy Bites featuring a soft and easy to chew format for fast relief of occasional heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach and upset stomach.
Both available at Amazon, Target and other major retailers nationwide.
And for more heart and Relief fun,
be sure to follow Tums at TumsOfficial
on Instagram and TikTok.
From Marvel Studios...
The world is on the brink of war.
...comes Captain America, Brave New World.
Who you think they talking about?
Watch yourself.
You're not Steve Rogers.
Love life, yeah.
On February 14th...
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
...one symbol... Who you think they talking about? symbol... stands for all.
Captain America, you don't even know what this is.
You want me? Come and get me!
Captain America, Brave New World in theaters February 14th.
Get tickets now. Go. Clear your schedule for U time with a handcrafted espresso beverage from Starbucks.
Savor the new small and mighty Cortado.
Cozy up with the familiar flavors of pistachio or shake up your mood with an iced brown sugar
oat shaken espresso.
Whatever you choose, your espresso will be handcrafted with care at Starbucks.
God bless football. Billy Gill. God bless football, Mikey A.
God bless football, Fuentes.
God bless football, Stegatz.
Thank you. Super Bowl 59, excuse me, is set. the team. God bless football
Fuentes. God bless football.
Thank you. Super Super Bowl
fifty-nine. Excuse me is said.
It is Eagles and Chiefs. Billy
Rock and the Chiefs Kingdom
hat. I mean, how about that?
Had said to me moments before
we came on the air. I'm rooting
for Kansas City. Yeah, of
course. Really? I'm part of
Chiefs Kingdom. I was embraced
by them. I know.
It seems like you've forgotten.
Seems like some people may have
forgotten. We've been with this
team literally since day one.
Yes. Yeah. Day one. So why why
turn our backs on them now? Uh
it's a fair point. We didn't go
to Philadelphia. We went to
Kansas City. We started this
journey with them and we're
gonna end it with that. That's
right. In New Orleans next week.
How about that? That's exactly
right. Yes. Mm hmm. You're
excited, huh? I am excited. Yeah. I am. I'm sad but I'm excited. Well, why are you sad? Because you love football so much. We only
have one game left. Yeah, I mean, we only have two weeks
left and then what do we have to do? Pretend to care about
basketball like, geez. This is just that time of the year.
Yeah. I have a new game for you guys if you wanna play it. I'm
not, I'm not certain you wanna play it this early in the
proceedings but I do have a new game for you. What is it? I
read you stats and you react.
Okay. You're good. Okay. All
right. That's a thing. Yeah.
It's yeah. You're good with
that. Okay. Alright. Here's a
stat. Patrick Mahomes has
trailed in the fourth quarter
in nine playoff games. He's
come back to win six force two
over times and two others before games. He's come back to win six, forced two over times,
and two others before losing.
He has a 132.2 rating with five touchdowns and one touchdown
run in those games.
What just happened?
I read you a stat.
I know, but it was really long.
OK, you want to be everyone?
That wasn't a stat.
I have a different one.
I have a different one.
You're right. You're right. It's fair criticism. Listen? That wasn't a stat. I have a different one. I have a
different one. I have a
different one. I have a
different one. I have a
different one. I have a
different one. I have a different
one. I have a different one. I
have a different one. I have a
different one. I have a different
one. I have a different one. I
have a different one. I have a
different one. I have a different
one. I have a different one. I
have a different one. I have a
different one. I have a different
one. I have a different one. I
have a different one. I have a
different one. I have a different
one. I have a different one. I
have a different one. I have a
different one. I have a different
one. I have a different one. I
have a different one. I have a
different one. I have a different
one. I have a different one. I
have a different one. I have a
different one. I have a different
one. I have a different one. I
have a different one. I have a
different one. I have a different
one. I have a different one. I
have a different one. I have a
different one. I have a different
one. I have a different one. I
have a different one. I have a
different one. I have a
different one. I have a
different one. I have a different one. I have a different one. I have a different one. I have a different one. I have a different one. I have a different one. I have a touchdowns, eight turnovers. In
the Chiefs have won an NFL record, 17 straight, one possession games.
I have a stat for you.
Okay, go ahead.
Godless football is presented by Smirnoff.
We do game day, police are responsible.
The Smirnoff company, New York, New York.
What does?
He's an ass.
It's a great stat though.
It's just, it's wordy.
That's a great stat.
Here's the thing.
Your stat game, I think, works better as graphics.
Okay.
Most playoff wins is a starting quarterback.
Brady, 35.
Mahomes, second, 17.
Montana, third, 16.
My reaction to that is Brady had 35.
Quiet 35.
You see him throwing the ball to Gronk before the game?
No.
Little catch with Gronk before before the game.
He could still zip it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
He can.
I have him coming back.
Do you?
Yeah.
Where's he going?
I'm not sure yet.
He's gotta play for Vegas.
Well his team needs a quarterback.
Yeah, he might as well go for it.
North Carolina.
There you go.
Oh man.
Brady in North Carolina?
Does he have a year left?
He has his COVID.
By the way, what a great idea for a movie.
That graduate year? That one graduate year COVID, probably. By the way, what a great idea for a movie. That graduate year?
That one graduate year?
I saw that 80 for Brady, I think, is either on Netflix
or coming to Netflix, like, real soon.
And I had no interest in watching it.
I think I might on Netflix.
Not to pay for, but 80 for Brady,
I think I might watch it on Netflix.
I have a question for you guys.
Okay.
Did you feel bad for Josh Allen?
100%.
No.
I felt so bad for him.
Did you really?
I really did.
Not even a little bit.
Why, Mike?
Why?
I mean, the guy is clearly, he's clearly an elite quarterback.
He's clearly a special player.
They've won a playoff game in the last five playoffs and have
an advance to the Super Bowl.
How do you not feel bad for that guy?
Because this is this is
something that happens all the
time in sports. There is a
great person. There is a
greatness that every other team
must overcome and when you can't
that's that's how it works.
This is this is Michael Jordan
with the Bulls and the Knicks
can't win the championship. Is
it because Patrick Ewing wasn't
great? No, it was because
Michael Jordan was there. You gotta beat beat my homes you can't do it.
So you mentioned Michael Jordan I saw this stat here's a stat for you to react
okay all right and this is courtesy of at sick highlights on Instagram. So this
is a comparison between Josh Allen and Michael Jordan this is 2024 Josh Allen
1991 Michael Jordan. Season number seven for both
of them. Franchise title zero for both of them. Opponent for Josh Allen the Chiefs, opponent for
Michael Jordan the Pistons. Playoff record versus the opponent 0 for 4 for Josh 0 for 3 for Michael
Jordan. Opponent seeking a three-peat yes and yes. So 2024 Josh Allen and 1991 Michael Jordan
were facing very similar circumstances
and had the same result.
Then Michael Jordan obviously goes on
to win six championships, retired in the middle
to go play baseball, maybe suspension secretly,
we don't know what was going on there.
So there's still time for old Josh.
The problem is the Chiefs.
And the Chiefs did that thing. The Chiefs Chief.
Wait, my stats were wordy? Anyway, go ahead.
This is a comparison. I mean, it's on Instagram thing.
It's better, you know, the granular.
It's more like a story. Yeah, it's a good stat. Right. It's a good story.
Well, anywho, the Chiefs did kind of what the Chiefs have been doing the past two seasons, which is
One score games.
Playing possum the entire regular season.
Right.
And then they turn it on when they need to.
They chiefed, they chiefed at the right time.
100% chiefed at the right time.
But we all knew they could do it, right?
Oh, we all knew it was there.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Kansas City possums.
Yeah.
I mean.
Hey.
How do you guys feel about possum versus opossum?
Cause it's opossum, right?
But everyone says possum.
I like possum.
I do too.
Yeah. Let's keep the o silent
We don't need that sounds Irish. It's extra. I don't need Billy opossum
That sounds like a pub that I would love to go to Billy opossums. Hey, where you at?
Oh possum, I think we're in
in Arizona Wow
Possums yeah, we went there. Yeah. Billy O Possums.
Oh, that's right, Mikey.
So you're about that Billy O Possums.
Travis Kelsey. Wait, so hold on.
Hold on. I want to react to your stat.
You're saying that at this point in their careers,
Josh Allen, Michael Jordan have had similar careers,
but Josh Allen has something to overcome that Michael Jordan
or that Patrick Ewing did not, you know, or Michael Jordan did not.
Well, he had the the Pistons over.
Yeah, but it was an aging Pistons team.
This is a Chiefs team in their prime.
I mean, that's the thing.
Like, Mahomes is only 29 years old.
Right.
You have at least another seven years.
Yeah.
Yes.
You know what's crazy is we
some life left but unless Brady comes back, he still has it. He's got some zip left in that arm. I'm telling you, he's got some life left. But unless Brady comes back, he always has this over Mahomes.
Unless Mahomes gets to eight.
That's what I'm saying.
Before it seemed impossible, he could get to seven.
But he, I mean, he's at 29.
He's going to be halfway there if he wins.
So what do we do with this?
That Mahomes face Brady in a Super Bowl loss to Brady.
Does Mahomes have to get to eight or nine to eclipse Tom Brady? I'm serious. Nine. You're serious. Brady in a Super Bowl lost to
Brady. Does my homes have to
get to eight or nine to eclipse
Tom Brady? I'm serious. Nine.
You're serious. No, I'm asking
if that's an actual thing that
you're saying. What if they
each have seven but Brady has
beaten my homes head to head?
I mean, it depends. My homes
will have the three Pete. Yeah. Right? If my homes is the three Pete, would you
rather have the three Pete or
the head to head is what I'm
saying. Repeat. I think I'd
rather have the three Pete. I'd
rather have the head to head. No,
you wouldn't. Yes, I would.
You'd rather be Eli Manning.
Brady lost the Nick Foles. You'd
rather be Eli Manning than
Patrick Mahomes. No, but as it
relates to my homes, I'd rather
to always be able to tell my
homes. I'd rather be Eli
Manning or Patrick Mahomes. Well, I'd
rather be Patrick Mahomes. Okay
then. Story's over because Eli
did it twice to Brady. No, I
understand that but if you're
giving me the option of win
three straight, they each have
seven and on your course to
seven Super Bowls, you beat the
guy head to head, right? And
the other guy won three
straight but none of those
three were against you. I'd
rather have what Brady has. But Brady never did three in a row.
No. Yeah.
I know. Okay.
But Mahomes never beat Brady.
Okay.
Oh, I love it.
If you think about it, Brady lost some stinkers.
Wow. Two times Eli Manning, Nick Foles.
Yeah. Really bad.
And had some Super Bowls.
He had no business winning.
Seattle, Atlanta.
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
He was off the field for the Seattle one. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's right. He was
off the field for the the
Seattle one. Right. Yeah. Pete
Carroll back, huh? How about
that? Mikey called it the other
day. He did. He actually called
it. I did. Seventy-three-year-
old Pete Carroll in Las Vegas.
I mean, I love it. You think he
tear that town apart? You think
it Pete's like. Oh, Mikey's so right. If
you don't think Pete Carroll at
73 years of age is going to
tear Vegas apart, you don't
know Pete Carroll. I mean, do
you think Pete like in his
interview process like Tom,
you owe me one. Remember the
Super Bowl? Yeah. You owe me
one. Yeah. I handed you one.
Did they have this planned all
the way back then?
Oh, wow. Right. I gifted you a
Super Bowl. Mm hmm. You give
me a head coaching job. Yeah.
At the age of 73. Just a couple
of years. It's a cup of coffee
just to feel alive. Seems fair.
It's a good trade for Brady. It
is. He got a Super Bowl and you
know, Carol gets a year of head
coaching. Maybe two. Hey, the
commander's season was cute. It's nice while. Well, that ended very poorly for them. Yeah. Yeah, Nick Sirianni, huh?
Against all odds look at him. Is it really against all it is?
He's gonna be the toast of the town and Philadelphia gonna fall in love with him again. They don't deserve him
They don't deserve Nick Sirianni. No, they booed Nick Sirianni
They wanted Nick Sirianni fired if Nick. If Nick Sirianni lost that game yesterday
They'd be calling it the WIP as we speak early afternoon show and they'd be telling listen whoever's hosted
I think it's Spike Eskin. They'd be telling him hey
We got a fire the guy can't get to the big game can't win the big game
Why does Big Dom need a headset on the sideline? I saw him in the mix again yesterday
He was there making sure that scuffles wouldn't break out
doing big dumb things.
And he's wearing a headset as though he's a coach
on the sideline hearing everything that's going on.
Seems unnecessary for the head of security to have that.
Do we know if it's plugged into anything?
Oh, you think he brought his own from home?
Just walking around with a headset
that's not plugged into anything.
I do kind of like that.
Just so that it looks like he is.
I do like that as maybe being what's going on there you have the plugged in do you
Not wire sure like a kid playing video games, he doesn't attach to anything
Yeah, I'm plugging the controller just give it that's it. Yeah
Do you maintaining he's just wearing headsets to wear headsets cuz I'm with you if you are I mean
Are you maintaining he's just wearing headsets to wear headsets because I'm with you if you are I mean
Yeah, same thing like when when when I my kids were toddlers I'd give them a remote with no batteries and they think they were doing everything. Yeah, you look you changed channel
Yeah, same thing with big Dom. Here's this headset. Yeah, don't worry. We'll talk to you when we need you
Yep, so the commanders Billy I want to tell Jaden Daniels. He'll get back to that game, but I mean it's football
You don't think he's ever gonna get back to the NFC Championship?
No, I mean, Dan Marino thought he'd get back to the Super Bowl.
He never got back to the Super Bowl.
I don't know.
I mean.
You know who I'm worried about is the Lions.
Why are you saying it like this?
Are you worried?
Yeah, a little worried about the Lions.
So the Lions, you know, obviously they were very close
to the Super Bowl last year.
They didn't make it to the NFC Championship game
this year.
Last year, last year, Dan Campbell was, you know,
crying and said, you may never get back here.
This year, he didn't get back.
He was crying again, but he didn't get back there.
Now he's lost his OC and his DC.
I wonder what the Lions are gonna look like next year. Are you saying the window closed? move is crying. Now, now he's that you need like a stick to hold it up because like whatever the mechanisms that I'm not saying that. It's just, it's the wind's kind of pushing it down, I think, you know? Yeah.
It's one of those windows that you need like a stick to hold it up because like whatever
the mechanisms that hold it up are a little creaky on the side.
So it just slides down and it's this one's begging to be shut.
Yes.
And that stick is missing and it's sliding down very slowly here.
Huh.
I don't know why we're talking about the Lions today after the championship game yesterday,
but.
Well, I mean, perhaps because we watched that game play out,
it was a good game in the first half, a good game early, but
we all probably, I know I was, was thinking about it should
be Philadelphia at Detroit.
Like that's.
Well, I mean, I after seeing the Eagles, I wonder if Detroit
would have hung with them.
They looked really good yesterday.
They are really good.
I mean, obviously they won the turnover battle, which was a
big part in it.
It was a fairly close game,
except Washington kept fumbling the ball,
and poor Austin Eckler.
Oh, I felt so bad for him.
Luckily, I would say, luckily for Austin,
his fumble was somewhat inconsequential.
It wasn't when it was like a tight game,
but still.
It was a two-score game, though.
I mean, they were driving down the field to try to make it a one score game.
That two point conversion that they threw to him had absolutely no chance of
succeeding. It was a little little play action pass over to him off to the side
at like the seven yard line. No chance for success.
I have never seen a play like that where it was a trick play, but everything was
based on the fact that the defense had to be tricked or it was a trick play, but everything was based on the fact
that the defense had to be tricked
or it was like, oh, we give up.
And it was, the Eagles were absolutely not fooled
by that play at all.
But I've never seen a play without another option.
That was it.
I mean, I think it was the only look that he had
at any one, he threw to him and he knew right away.
And like, there's nothing Austin could have done
in that play. No, there were like three defenders. Yeah. that he had and he went and he threw it to him and he knew right away and it like there's nothing Austin could have done
in that play. No, no. There
were like three defenders.
Yeah. But the fumble was awesome.
I know what you're saying. It
wasn't in the worst spot
possible but it was still a bit.
It was the end of the game. It
was a nail in the coffin. It was
a two-score game at that point.
Yeah. I felt terrible for him.
I did too. Knowing how much it
would mean to him to get to his first
Super Bowl and knowing he
doesn't have many years left to
play. Whoa. Well, that's him
saying it. Oh. I mean, he lost
his memory this year. Yes. Yeah.
Well, his wife ain't having it.
Right. Huh. There's some
memories I could afford to lose.
I have a question. Yeah. You
think the Bengals win that game? Which one? The
AFC Championship. Yes. So do I. This is a message from
sponsor Intuit Turbo Tax. Guys, Taxes was waiting and
wondering and worrying if you're going to get any money
back whatsoever and then waiting, wondering, and
worrying some more. Now, Taxes is matching with a Turbo Tax
expert who can do your taxes as soon as today. An expert who gives your taxes their undivided attention as they work on your return
while you get real-time updates on their progress so you can focus on your day. An expert will find
your every deduction possible and file every form, every investment, every everything with 100%
accuracy. All so you can get the most money back guaranteed. No waiting. No wondering. No worries Now this is taxes get an expert now on
TurboTax.com only available with TurboTax live full-service real-time updates only on iOS mobile app see guarantee details at
TurboTax.com slash guarantees
So you got seasons almost over. It is some said but there's some good news.
What?
Light at the end of the tunnel here.
Really?
Yeah.
Well somewhat.
It's it's delayed right.
Masters?
No.
No.
We'll get to that. It's delayed the draft. We don't know
That is that is coming down coming down the pike as they say MBA. No, definitely not. She's whoo. No, nothing
Just make it sure
Yeah, no, it's we don't have any more big board bets. There's no more games on Monday. So I don't have
Any more predictions for you guys this year.
What I do have though,
what do you have?
Is winners and losers presented by
Spring Off the World's number one vodka.
Please drink responsibly.
Would you like to play an edition
of winners and losers right now?
Of course.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Oh, this might be the last one.
Well no, Super Bowl winners, Super Bowl losers.
Yeah, well, okay.
I have a predicament here.
Winners and losers presented by
Smear It Off the World's Number One Vodka,
Please Drink Responsibly.
I'm gonna call myself a loser.
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
Well, lots of reasons.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
But in this game.
Don't say that.
The reason.
Can you turn the music up? Winners and losers, no, it's it gives me energy. I love it.
No, it's way too loud. You're not going to be able to hear what we're saying. Yeah. And
I can't hear it. Yeah. All right. So I'm a loser. And here's here's why I'm a loser.
I have jury duty the day after the Super Bowl. The day after the Super Bowl. I have jury duty the day after the Super Bowl.
The day after the Super Bowl I have jury duty.
And here's the thing about.
That was me almost saying oh.
Yeah, and here's the thing about this particular jury duty.
I have already rescheduled it.
This is the third date that they've sent me
because I've rescheduled it twice already.
I didn't realize you had options on that,
like a rescheduling dates.
Well you can put in and you could say
I'm unavailable that day for X, Y reason.
And it's almost impossible to believe
and it's why I didn't reschedule it
the day after the Super Bowl,
even though we have God bless football,
we're gonna have a Super Bowl reaction show.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to be part of it
because I'm gonna have a jury duty.
The past two dates that I've had,
when we were in Chicago for the watch along and then
when we were in Arizona and every time I call it I'm like I have a work event
I'm not gonna be in town if I get selected I'm gonna have to go that
Thursday that Friday out of town so like I'm not gonna be able to serve on the
football keeps getting in the way yes yeah it's crazy how this thing keeps
aligning I think the court would understand well they they didn't understand. You're an off-season juror, Billy.
You're an off-season juror.
So they understood the first two times,
and this third time I thought,
there's no way they're gonna believe this again,
so I'm just gonna have to bite the bullet.
I'm gonna have to go to jury duty
the day after the Super Bowl.
So the first loser, winners or losers
presented by Spirnoff, me,
because I have jury duty the day after the Super Bowl. And the last time I got it, the first loser, winners or losers presented by Spirnoff, me. Because I have jury duty the day after the Super Bowl.
And the last time I got it, the note said, this is going to be a long one.
This might be a three week trial.
And I was like, oh boy, I'm not down for that.
Not down for that.
Do you think that there's one person taking these phone calls, like, that will be like, I remember you.
I remember you. You're not counting at him.
This is definitely automated.
No, no, I had to call one of the times
and then I wrote a letter the second time
and I just think that it'd be on file, right?
That it gets moved so then they pull up my jury number
and my file and they're like, sir,
you have moved this so many times.
I saw a video.
They just want you to eventually show up.
They don't want you anyway.
You work in the media, they don't want you.
That's never worked for me.
I've never been dismissed for that reason.
Never once, I know.
I've told you this in the past.
I have walked in there and said,
I'm a member of the media and they said,
we're sorry, we sent you this, you're good.
Yeah, I've never received that.
Now, I saw a video and again,
and this is my fault because I brought us here
and we had two championship games and I is my fault because I brought us here,
and we had two championship games,
and I don't know why we're talking about jury duty, but.
We're doing winners and losers.
I saw a video that said the best way
to get out of serving on a jury is just tell them
I don't want to be here.
I just have no interest in this process.
I don't wanna be here.
That would never work for me.
Absolutely never work for me. And I feel like I'd somehow be held in like contempt and like arrested
if I was like, nah, I'm good. I don't want to be here today.
Anyways.
So your loser is you.
My loser is me to start off. Yeah, kick things off.
My loser is me.
Alright.
I have some winners. I have a winner here.
You have a winner?
I have a winner here.
Mikeye, do you have a winner and a loser?
Because I'm going to you next. Billy has a winner here. You have a winner? I have a winner here. Mike, do you have a winner and a loser? Cause I'm going to you next.
Billy has a winner here.
Gotcha.
Billy is the loser according to Billy.
Yeah. I was one of the losers and winners and losers
presented by Spear and Off.
Okay.
World's number one black complete drinker,
responsibly.
Who's your winner?
The Kansas City Chiefs.
They won.
Winners.
Yes. They did win.
Shout out to our friend Ed and his his entire family. Now, here's the here's where things are interesting.
They won with Travis Kelsey having two receptions for 19 yards.
He has been a non factor in many of the games this season.
Now, last week was a totally different story. He was great. He carried the Chiefs.
Yes, he was a winner last week. He was a, last week was a totally different story. He was great. He carried the Chiefs. Yes. He was a winner last week.
He was a winner last week and
I'm not saying he's a loser
this week. I know and in fact,
I said the Chiefs are winners
because they don't even need to
activate him most times. Like
they'll just here's a little
pass. He had four targets.
Didn't need him yesterday.
Didn't need him to beat the
Bills. Yep. Super Bowl. Yeah,
they might need him. I think
they're gonna need him. But they might Yeah. They might
need them. I think they're
going to need them. But they
might not. They might not.
Yeah, that's right. Do you
think that when when he does
his things like you gotta fight
for the right to party and the
one that he he was chanting
yesterday on the thing like
Taylor doesn't seem embarrassed
but like if you were dating
someone and every time they had
a microphone, they just chanted to get the crowd to sing along with you, you'd be embarrassed, right?
Perhaps yeah.
Yeah.
He had real like, I didn't do any work on the group project but I still celebrate the
A energy yesterday.
Tony energy.
Yeah.
He's earned that though, right?
I mean, he's earned.
Oh yeah, yeah.
For what he's done, yeah.
Tony energy.
Tony energy.
But he's earned the right to be.
It was kind of like, honestly.
I mean, you might be thinking to yourself, why is Kelsey on the podium? I was going to say it was definitely like, why is he on the stage right now?
But he's for past performances. I think he just goes up like out of habit.
Because he's Travis Kelsey. Yeah, he just walks up there and they're like, okay, who's going to tell him?
I mean, it's a fair point. Xavier Worthy should have been on the stage.
Hollywood Brown should have been on the stage. Juju Smith Sch worthy should have been on the stage. Hollywood Brown should have been on stage Juju Smith Schuster should have been on the shit on the stage. Kareem Hunt should have been on the stage
Any of the running backs?
Yeah, the way the Chiefs resurrect these guys to like have them have a few pivotal plays like Juju Smith Schuster
Has two huge plays. Yes, you know
Yeah, Kareem Hunt off the street. You're starting running back
You know who was on the stage, but no one You know, huge. Yeah. Kareem Hunt off the street.
You're starting running back.
You know who was on the stage
but no one wanted to talk to
him and they should be ashamed
of themselves. Spags. Spags. I
mean, Spags is on the verge of
carrying Patrick Mahomes to
three consecutive Super Bowls.
I uh I heard this. You were a
little worried about Spags there
for a minute, weren't you? Yeah,
but he dialed up that blitz.
Yeah. Where the Bills just ran it. So you got I have replay. He dialed up that blitz. Where the Bills just ran it every play.
He dialed up the corner blitz though.
It was magical.
Oh my God, was it good?
So I was listening to the Dominique Foxworth show
driving in and they came up with an idea that I think-
That's a regular on a Monday for you, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a great show, we love them.
I think you're gonna love this idea
that the Bill Borenwell put out there.
Okay.
All right, so Charlie Cravit said, of this idea that Bill Barnwell put out there. Okay. Alright.
So Charlie Cravit said,
is it time for the Bills to just shake things up?
Yes.
With McDermott.
Like, do they do something?
Do they shake things up?
You gotta do something different.
Yeah.
And then they were going back and forth.
Well, let's shake them.
Well, like, what's the plan?
Do you have a coach in mind?
Like, what's the point of shaking things up?
And then Bill Barnwell had the best idea.
I think I've said this idea before, but go ahead.
Hire Spags.
Oh wow, not the idea I was thinking.
You bring in Spags.
It's a good idea though.
And you bring in the guy that has prevented you
from getting to the Superbowl so many times.
And secretly.
Yeah, I like it.
Secret assassin there for the Chiefs.
You take him away from your competitor, you bring him in on your own side.
Yes, you weaken your competitor, your main competitor, you make yourself stronger, and Spax just simply walks in and says,
Yeah, I could stop that offense. Then next year, next year.
Why didn't you guys do this? We wouldn't be able to stop it.
You know who draws up or dials up the Blitz? Or who's getting the blitz dial up against them.
Patrick Mahomes, not Josh
Allen. Wow. He knows all the
weaknesses. Dude, I don't know.
I don't know how we've gone so
far. How Dalton King K dropped
that pass. That's my loser.
Yeah. Yeah. He was my loser.
I mean, listen, Mahomes chucked
it up. It was a prayer but that
prayer went right into
Kinkade's hands. Alan chucked it up. I mean, Alan, Josh, Alan chucked it up but that prayer went right into Kinkade's hands. Alan chucked it up. I mean, Alan, Josh Allen chucked it up.
But that prayer went right into Dalton Kinkade's.
And by the way, I get those guys mixed up.
Knox, Kinkade, I'm on.
They were saying Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes.
I'm like, okay.
I don't get that mixed up.
But it was right in his hands.
He should have called it.
If he called it, the Bills win probably.
He had to come back for it,
but it hit him right in the breadbasket.
And it's just terrible.
Just a bad drop.
You could tell from his reaction. He was like, man I should have had it was just a prayer of a pass
Right no yeah, Josh is throwing it hoping it was close to anyone and it was it was right there. Yeah
Yeah, I have a loser. Oh
Joe Shane general manager of the New York Giants
To say Kwan Barkley as good as he's been playing, they're going to play that clip of him.
Well, first of all, they're going
to play the clip of him on the phone with Saquon forever,
especially if the Eagles win the Super Bowl.
And then they're going to play the second clip of his son
telling him to draft Jaden Daniels.
So those two clips are going to haunt him for a very long time.
His son, my big winner.
Sorry, Joshane.
It's all right.
I didn't say it.
You did. You could always be like, this guy just goes out I mean, I didn't say it. You did.
You can always be like, you know,
this guy just goes out of tangent.
We don't even want to give him a microphone.
You know, it's, it's hard to argue that Taquan Barkley
is not the MVP of the NFL.
After watching the Eagles the last couple of weeks.
First play from scrimmage, just like rip,
unbelievable touchdown and saying it's crazy.
Mikey had a winner and a loser.
I got, I got a, I got a loser.
Okay. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Oh man. crazy. Uh Mikey, you had a the guy who was big contract. He's like, nah, they got rid of the guy I don't like. I'm just going to go there. Mm hmm. I
have a loser. Oh, okay. The
Dallas Cowboys. Wow. What are
they doing? I don't know. I
mean, I'm serious. Shadi.
Listen, they hired Dallas.
Jerry Jones never does this.
Their head coaching hire was
part of a Friday news dump
because he's so embarrassed about the guy he hired.
It's insane. I think he got his guy.
Well, his guy, yes.
The guy who will say exactly what it is,
Jerry wants him to say.
Correct.
So Jerry's the winner, Cowboys losers.
Yeah. Yes.
Yeah.
I have one more loser.
Oh. Another loser.
I have another loser too. Really another loser. I have another loser too really yeah the Buffalo Bills
But not because they lost they traded out of a spot where they could have drafted Xavier worthy
And then he came back had a huge game against him in the ASEA champ
Well, I mean they also traded the pick that landed the Chiefs Patrick Mahomes that really yeah
Yeah, they've just yeah, just had the Chiefs this time is deep
It's insane I have a winner quick next time the bills call the the chiefs call the bills. Yeah
Just unplug it rip it all like no you're not giving you like four players you call every year
Yeah, oh you got you got to make every day get in their head. Yeah
It's the chiefs again. I think I think last year they may have done it like guys. Let's just see. It's like it's almost
like they're crank calling the bills like let's see if they do. They'll never say yes.
They'll never say yes. Watch them panic. Watch them wonder who it is. Yeah then they say
yes and like oh my god they did it again. Who do we take here? I have a winner and a loser now.
OK.
Winner.
Yeah?
Stephon Diggs.
No.
I mean, whether you have me, whether you don't have me,
it's not about me.
You can't beat Patrick Mahomes with or without me.
All right.
I'm going to vote Noah on that one.
It's a decent day for him.
I mean, it's not bad.
It's a decent day.
That's all I'm saying, a decent day. But No matter who his quarterback is, he's still not here. They went further in the playoffs than he did.
Yeah, but you know, he was injured and Josh Allen didn't make it to the Super Bowl. That was the whole thought.
Is Stephon Diggs calling the Chiefs? Addition by subtraction. You take away Stephon Diggs. Yes, he is, by the way.
That's a great take by you. Addition by subtraction.
You take Diggs away, you spread the ball out more,
you're gonna beat the Chiefs.
You did it.
Okay.
I have a loser.
I, I can, hold up.
I can see Diggs calling the Chiefs,
them going to the Super Bowl and him saying,
see I was the missing piece the whole time.
What if Spags calls Buffalo though?
I mean.
I have,
uh,
Oh,
Unless we have like NFL contract shenanigans, right?
Where like money just disappears.
I, I have Stefan Diggs slated to join the chiefs in 2026 or 2027.
Got it.
Just mark that down now.
If we're still doing the show then 2026, 2027 for their fifth or sixth consecutive
Superbowl somewhere in there. the show then. 2026, 2027. For their fifth or sixth consecutive Super Bowl? Somewhere
in there, Stephon Diggs ends up in Kansas City. Because next year he's making 16 or
his cap is 16 million. Right. But 26, 27, 28, it's 4.1 million. Chiefs will move things
around and slide that in there somewhere. Okay. 26, 27. Don't make it work. I thought
they had, I thought they had agreed to a buyout. Mahoneville Restructure. Well, there you go.
See if there's contracts and antigens then then I mean my home full restructure red
No, he's not structure. Hey home should restructure to make more money because now he's probably like the 10th highest paid quarterback
And it's crazy. Yeah at the time I was like, oh my gosh ten years
450 million dollars like this is insane and now he's a bargain. Now Daniel Jones is making that.
He should hold out.
Hold out?
My home's hold out would be great.
For the Super Bowl.
Yeah.
For the Super Bowl.
I'm not stepping on that field for practice this week unless I get a renegotiate.
That would create a Carson Wentz revenge game.
Well here's the situation.
I almost want to see that more.
Can I tell you why he's not going to hold out before this Super Bowl? He's got like a three week old at home. That guy is doing anything. He's volunteering to go to the Pro Bowl
He's like I'll do anything
Anything to get away from a crying three week old. We have any games overseas. I'll be an ambassador. Let's go
Let's go tour Europe in something. I'll
be a goodwill ambassador to
take the game over there or
whatever. I have a another
loser. Do you? The Saints. No
one wants to coach him. I mean,
I won last loser even though we
ran out of music. Do you want
to know? You want to know my
loser? I do. It's me again.
Well, you know why? Why? I took the commanders in our weekly fantasy contest for defense.
Stugats here for my friends over at Miller Lite. Oh, do I love ice cold Miller Lite with my playoff football from fireside conversations to football Sundays.
Winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life.
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite,
the great tasting light beer for people who love beer.
A new year is a perfect time for friends, family,
and a great tasting light beer.
Tastes like Miller time.
I love the conversation we were having earlier this week.
Who needs to win more?
Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen.
I don't really care.
I just need the bills to cover and an ice cold
Miller Lite while I'm enjoying the game. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than
other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the best one. Miller Lite, great
taste, 96 calories. Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF to find delivery options near you, or you
can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer.
Tastes like Miller time, celebrate responsibly.
Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. There's something interesting that's happening here.
And it's we're talking so much more football off air in the breaks than we have been on
air, which is an odd choice by us.
Like we were just breaking down play calls by McDermott.
We were talking about Zach Ertz. Yeah. And then and look, my fault. I brought up jury
duty. That was on me. That's okay. I've derailed us from some from some of these situations,
but we've been doing so much more actual football talk off air than we have been during the
show. Yeah. Just ranting against Zach Kurtz
Please well, why are we ranting against that?
Well, no because he's like I wish that I could restart my play my whole career with Shane and Daniels
I'm so old buddy. You're 34. Okay, like enough wah-wah. You're just getting started
Uh-huh, right the end is not anywhere near.
Oh my God, what a horrible life you have.
You get to retire at 34 years old
and you never have to work a day in your life again.
Oh, I feel so, my heart cries for you Zach Gertz.
And you won a Super Bowl.
Must be so difficult.
Right, yeah.
Oh.
Wow.
So wait a second, Mikey is right,
because what was happening during the break
is we weren't criticizing Zach Gertz.
You were criticizing Zach Ertz. You were
criticizing. I was not
criticizing. And then you dragged
the rest of us into it. I did
not criticize. We didn't say
anything about Zach Ertz other
than he had a great game. Sixteen
targets. I mean, come on. I
mean, Mikey was making the point
that Zach Ertz is towards the
end of his career. You're right.
He's at the start of life but
towards the end of his career
and it's hard to walk away from a
quarterback like Jaden Daniels.
That's all. That's all he said.
Okay. And then you started going
off on Zach Ertz. Zach Ertz.
Professional athlete. His wife
is a professional athlete. His
kids will be professional
athletes like professional
athleticism is not out of your
life, Zach Ertz. Just wait like
ten years. Your kids will be all
professional athletes also on
you. Is Zach Ertz the one that
sent you jury duty notice like cuz you're big mad at Zach Earth
Like a way of him complimenting Jaden Daniels like he's so good. I wish I could have played more with him
He was just saying the end of my career is near
Right this entire keep it to himself
Keep your comps. I said it's your life Zacher
16 targets I mean would it kill us to get Terry McClure in the ball once or twice geez Louise
So you're mad that he hogged the ball
You're mad because he impacted your fans. I mean I some some would say some some say maybe, we're here, we compliment Jaden Danes.
I'm sure he was saying that in person too.
Jaden's like, oh, you know what?
I like this, Zach Urch.
I gotta get him the ball more.
Boom, you lose by 32 points.
To be fair.
So all you're doing is targeting Zach Urch all day long,
making sure he eats.
Make sure he goes out on top.
And that's Jaden's fault.
He's the one that has the ball.
To be fair to Billy, you know,
when you're down three scores,
a check down to Zach Urch isn't gonna help you. Thank you. You know what I mean? Get the ball to Terry's not Jaden's fault. He's the one that has the ball. To be fair to Billy,
you know, when you're down
three scores, a check down to
Zach Ertz isn't going to help
you. Thank you. You know what
I mean? Thank you. Get the
ball to Terry. Thank you.
Thank you. I need a 12 yards
more parley. Thanks. What what
are we doing here? All I hear
is you saying Jaden Daniels is
overrated. That's all. No one
said that. Right. But he's got
to put on some weight. That's
what I heard. Gotta put on
some LBs. This obviously. Jaden
needs to put on some weight.
Oh yeah. Yeah. At Zach's uh
Zach Ertz should just zip it
up just so we're clear. On everything. on everything. I didn't say any of that.
This is one of those things that now you make Zach Erch an enemy of mine.
And then we're walking around.
I mean, he's going to be on the show.
Ready? Exactly.
Right. Now we have to talk.
It's intelligence level.
I know Zach Erch is going to be there.
He's coming on the show next week.
Zach Erch is in the subway.
Oh, that's just really. You know, we're sorry for Josh Allen. going to be there. He's coming on the show next week. Zach
is in the subway. It's just
really for Josh Allen. A
Lister. So, respectfully to the
but uh if Subway is bringing
around Zach or it's it's an off
year. Respectfully. I'm so sad
that we're going to have to see
Josh Allen on Radio Row again.
He shouldn't be on Radio Row. So, I was I was thinking about that and I was conflicted on on radio row again. covering the red carpet of the NFL
honors, so we'll be on the red carpet interviewing
the players as they go by.
So he's nominated for MVP.
If he had the Super Bowl, he may not attend that event.
I mean, he may, but he may not attend the event
if he had the Super Bowl in two days.
Now, if he's going to win the MVP,
he's going to be at that event. Uh yes. So, he'll walk that red
carpet. Maybe we run into him there if we can't get him
through somewhere else. Yeah. I think Josh Allen likes the
Radio Row thing. I think he likes to win media. I think he
likes the money that comes along with not making it to the
Super Bowl and I expect to see Josh out. Hold on a second.
You think that he likes the money that comes along with
not making it to the Super Bowl? I mean, last year he was all over Radio Row.
When you make $50 million a year,
and someone's like, I'll give you $10 grand to walk around
and talk about subs for two hours.
You think he's doing that for $10,000?
Well, whatever the number is.
They know it's a number that has to make Josh Allen excited
about walking around there and doing it.
Bullock makes more than that about diabetes, so. Right, just one side of Radio Row.
What do you think it is?
Forget about what he makes for promoting Subway.
You think it's like $100,000?
Yeah, he's...
What do you think it is? Like $100,000?
I would say it's more than $100,000 for Josh Allen.
When you have a six-year, $258 million contract,
you're probably not doing it for 10 grand,
is what I'm saying.
But even $100,000, like...
Those are little, yeah.
I'm not saying it's that, obviously that's crazy money.
I would say it's north of that though.
If you're him and you just have like a, you know,
very disappointing end to your season
and you know that everyone's gonna ask you about it.
Right.
Do you want to take that money for that exchange?
You wanna be loyal, I guess, to the sponsor
who's been loyal to you.
It's a good question, Billy, that you're asking. I don't know the answer. He has a week to kind of figure out you know, you want to be loyal, get you Zach Ertz. If you're
subway? Should we pay Zach Ertz
to walk around and do a
promotional tour for God bless
football? We don't have $10,000.
I mean, we don't. You're right.
I'd be very upset if you did.
Can't even get Mikey to go to
the Super Bowl. I think you're
going to jeez. If I personally
had $10,000, you'd be mad at, right? So like if someone tells you, hey, you're going to go to the like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't Because he came with us for subway two years ago. Oh, that's right. That's right same client
They did not pay five hundred thousand dollars a Lester, right?
He's I mean, yeah
His words not mine I didn't say that Zach Ertz I
Think Stephen a is less than Josh. Well,. I think Stephen a is less than Josh Allen
Well, don't think he should be more than Josh Allen
But I think he takes less than Josh Allen. You have to take less than Josh. Well, what am I talking about? It's Stephen a
You you gotta ask if you if you do Josh for so you gotta ask how much they pay you to do this
I'll give you a dollar if you do that
One dollar gonna give you a non-analyze talk about things that aren't worth it
I mean what are you talking about a dollar for me to ask that question to josh allen? Yeah? Yeah, 100. K
How much would you do it for us to two dollars off air? I would do it if billy paid me
A dollar is all I can afford the money
He gave away at one of our watch parties that he took out of my pocket and gave it to one of our listeners
I would ask for that.
You don't even remember how much it was.
It was like $62.
That was more than that.
Yeah, I think it was like $140 or something, $180.
That's my number.
You give me $140, okay?
I will ask Josh Allen that question.
What is the question?
How much do you get paid for Subway for doing this?
Yeah, how much are they paying you to do this?
It's such an awkward question. It's so awkward. you're going to do is you're going to ask me to ask you how much is the question? How much do you get paid for subway for doing this? How much they pay
you to do this? It's such a
awkward question. It's so
awkward. And no one loves
awkward more than Billy. Well,
no because now I know what
you're going to do is you're
going to say Billy wants me to
ask you how much you're getting
paid to do this because that's
your move. If I do that, you
don't pay me though, okay? What?
To ensure that I don't do that.
I'm not paying you anything.
No, no, no. You're going to
pay me $140. No, I'm not. Fine. I'll take the dollar. I'm not paying you anything. No, no, no. You're going to pay me $140. No, I'm not. Fine, I'll take the dollar. I'm not doing
that. Take one Barkley. Good. Negotiating master right there.
Yeah, I took the dollar. When we come back. Mikey Mike
Plantez is another winner and a loser but anyway what we said.
When we come back. Yes. We're going to rank where Jalen
Hertz would fit all time as a Super Bowl winning quarterback.
You are. financed a car in minutes. They made it easy. Transparent terms, customizable down and monthly. Didn't even have to do any paperwork. Wow. Hey, have you checked out that spreadsheet I sent you
for our dinner options? Finance your car with Garvana and experience total control.
Financing subject to credit approval. We will get to Fuentes' winner and loser from the weekend in just a second here, but
what were you saying earlier about Jalen Hurts?
Well now I was just saying we'd try to figure out where he would go on the all be playing in the Super Bowl? Is he going to be
playing in the Super Bowl? Is
he going to be playing in the
Super Bowl? Is he going to be
playing in the Super Bowl? Is
he going to be playing in the
Super Bowl? Is he going to be
playing in the Super Bowl? Is
he going to be playing in the
Super Bowl? Is he going to be
playing in the Super Bowl? Is
he going to be playing in the
Super Bowl? Is he going to be
playing in the Super Bowl? Is
he going to be playing in the
Super Bowl? Is he going to be
playing in the Super Bowl? Is
he going to be playing in the
Super Bowl? Is he going to be playing in the Super Bowl? Is he going to be playing in the Super Bowl? Is he going to be playing in the Super Bowl? Is I'm not trying to say that. No, no, no, no. I just said, we'll figure it out. I'm trying to lead a segment here. There's
only been 59 Super Bowls won.
Right. You know, obviously,
there's quarterbacks have won
multiple. I'm just saying maybe
we figure out where he would
land on that list. I didn't say
bad. You said, I, I didn't say
bad. Okay. You said bad. Right.
Not me. Oh. I say bad. I didn't
say Dilfer. I didn't say Brad
Johnson. Right. I didn't say
Mark Rippon. I didn't say Hostel. Mark Rippon was great. I didn't say Mark Rippon. I
didn't say a hostile. Mark
Rippon was great. I mean, he
really was. He had a great year.
I didn't say Plunkett. I didn't
say any of that. You didn't say
any of those guys. None of
those. I didn't mention. Joe
Namath, right? I didn't. The
second Peyton Manning. Alright.
The second Peyton Manning is a
great one. Perhaps. That was a
bad one. The second John Elway
was not great either by the
way. First one still pretty
good. Second one not so great. Yeah. That was Terrell Davis. Yeah. So, what are you saying. I'm not sure either by the way. First one's still pretty good. Second one, not so
great. That was Terrell Davis.
Yeah. So, what are you saying?
I'm I didn't say anything. I
just said that we'll figure out
where he would rank on the list.
That's all. And where do you
think? If they win the Super
Bowl, where do you think he's
going to rank on the list? Still
tabulating. Are you? Yeah. He
has 2900 yards passing. He
missed a couple of the games.
He has uh 18 touchdowns, five inter't realize they had that many. Yeah, No, no, I mean, come on. A lot of rushing touchdowns. Now I got hip-sighted. No.
A lot of rushing touchdowns.
I didn't realize they had that many.
Yeah, because it's all tush push shooting.
It's not real.
The tush push is not a real touchdown.
Speaking of that.
Come on.
That's my winner, my final winner and loser,
the tush push.
Really?
That whole sequence there in the commander's game.
Terrible.
Oh my God.
I thought we were gonna kill it
in the off season last year.
Dude, just bandages based on that sequence.
Oh my God, it was terrible.
Yeah, it was bad.
Yeah, what a horrible watch.
But it's starting to get stopped now.
Like, teams are stopping.
They stopped it when Josh Allen tried to run it.
Like maybe, one out of every 30 times.
Maybe we don't need to ban it
because maybe it's not as good anymore.
No, they got Josh Allen twice, they did.
They did twice.
Josh Allen is not Jalen Hurts.
I mean, if it's Brady, they never stop it.
Yeah, but it's-
No, Josh Allen's supposed to be better than Jalen hurts at it because he's so much bigger
I was not once the official came up and said if you try to stop it again like that
It's gonna be on well, that's cuz Frankie Lou who decided. I'm just gonna jump over everyone all day long
What am I supposed to do?
And then the guy goes we're gonna award a score. That's crazy. You're just gonna give them a touch
We could well the way that I usually do that for the chiefs we advice And then the guy goes, we're gonna award a score. That's crazy. So you're just gonna give them a touchdown? That's crazy. I was like, oh my God.
We could, well the way that-
They usually do that for the Chiefs?
We advise, we could do this if we want to.
We could do it.
Look, we're amongst friends, right?
Yeah.
Stugats.
Sure.
Mikey A, Fuentes, audience.
We're amongst friends, let's not, we can't.
This is just, can I trust you guys for this question here?
Maybe. Okay, well then forget it. You can trust us. Move on to the next thing. I'm joking, you can trust us. can I trust you guys for this question here? Maybe.
Okay, well then forget it.
You can trust us.
Move on to the next thing.
I'm joking, you can trust us.
You can always trust me for this question.
Can I trust you guys for this question?
And it can't be repeated and can't get back to anyone?
Sure.
We all agree to these conditions, yes, yes, okay.
Yes.
In the off season we said,
oh, is the TwitchBiz gonna work without Jason Kelsey?
Like, yeah, Hall of Fame, our greatest center of all time.
It only works because of Jason Kelsey, and nope.
Not the case.
Just another center.
Who do you think Jason Kelsey's rooting for?
He's got his brother Travis,
he's got his former team in the Eagles.
You think Jason wants to see his former team
with his Super Bowl without him?
No, I got to root for his brother.
Yeah. And Donna Kelsey's all in on the Chiefs now really no need for be the Eagles fan. That's true. That's true
Right, but Jason's gonna play it like he's rooting for the Eagles, right? Yeah
He's gonna do that whole thing just to get the access
You know, I mean like he was there one-on-one with Nick Sirianni like right before the game
I mean, they're like yeah, I'm rooting for you guys go Philadelphia. Whatever. He's going to be in there like, yeah, I'm rooting for you guys. Go Philadelphia, whatever. And he's going to expect a ring.
Free game all Philadelphia during the game in the box with
Taylor Swift.
100%.
They're going to cut to him and have that big cheese coat on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If he was a man of principle, he wouldn't be in that booth.
You're right.
With his own family.
Right.
He would say no family.
Journalistic integrity.
I'm a man of principle.
I can't be compromised. No family. Journalistic the game. Yeah, but at least a half a touchdown if not the entire touchdown or an assist.
Like how we do half something.
Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I mean, it's
not a terrible idea, especially
in fantasy, right? They don't
get in unless he's pushing.
Yeah. You know, it's not a bad
idea, right? You start picking
the pusher. I'm going to pick
up gain well just so I can get
half a touchdown in a game. How How did we feel? How did we feel about Will Shipley yesterday?
What about him?
We felt good for him, right?
I didn't feel anything more.
Really?
Why?
Why would I?
He had a nice 57 yard run, poor guy.
He just couldn't...
Got caught.
He couldn't outrun the defenders, but then they made sure to give him that touchdown anyways.
Right.
There's a guy out there who's like,
you know, Will Shipley, three yard,
three and a half yards over, I'm gonna take this,
you know, I'm gonna put it on the end of the parlay
and hit for him.
There's a guy out there.
Yo!
You're that guy?
You did it yesterday?
Yo!
I did.
Wow.
Look at you.
Lost the parlay.
Can you take us through the 57 yard run by him?
Like, what was going on with you? No, I'd already lost the parlay
Gain well was out. Oh
When you lose one leg of a parlay, do you start rooting for the rest of your legs to Liz?
Yeah, yeah, you know, you don't want to miss by one. You're like, I hope it all falls apart and I was just not close at all
I
Feel like such a genius putting it together and then yeah I just
feel so bad once the first leg is completely gone. You guys will be shocked
to find out I got yet another text from K-Funk about a parlay that he won
yesterday. Yeah. Well and it just is always telling me about all the ones
that he's won not any of the ones that he's lost. How about you win on the show?
We're still up for debate. K-Funk's it. I'm looking forward to it. the that's what he just said. That's what he just said. He predicted the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. I do think the Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl.
Okay. I do. Sorry. That's fine.
You don't have to. Why would
you apologize for that? I'm
pretty good at this thing. I
mean, why do you what do you
apologize? They find a last
week. I will say this though.
If the if the Chiefs think they
could play that way, the way
they played yesterday against
the Eagles and still win the
Super Bowl, they got another
thing coming. Got another thing
coming. Got
another thing coming. Yeah. And
who's the Bills head coach?
What is his name? Scott
Linnahan. What is that guy's
name? Doug Marrone. He should be
fired. Shotnheimer kicking
around somewhere. I'm sure.
That flippin play call. I'm
serious. In the second half, where Josh Allen, 4th and Inches, runs the same exact play they just ran on 4th
and Inches. You can't take these things flippantly against that
team. They're prepared for everything. Spags is prepared
for every situation. So is Andy Reid. So is Patrick Mahomes.
They had him on
the ropes. They don't get that.
The Chiefs take the ball down.
They scored touchdown. Game's
over. Even though it wasn't
really over. But the game was
over. And I'm just telling you,
you can't make those mistakes
against that. You have to play
a perfect game. You have to.
They seem to have Josh Allen
shook kind of early when he
almost threw back to back
interceptions. Both were dropped but first drive he almost threw two interceptions. And then when they were there at the
goal line I think it was a two-point conversion he did like a weird toss
backwards. It seemed like old Josh was making a reappearance yesterday.
And by the way he got lucky that like it didn't happen. He didn't need to he was
still in that game but like almost threw away the game a couple of times because it's,
it felt like, you know, like the ghosts we talk about sometimes around and like
people were telling the ghosts and the, you know, the Celtics and Arnold season.
Yeah. Yeah. The ghosts of Sam Darnold's association goes Sam Darnold.
It felt like maybe at early on Josh was,
was seeing those ghosts and he was like,
oh no, I can't let this happen again
and almost put himself in a worse position
trying to get out of that.
You're right, yeah, you're right.
Do you wanna know the parlay that K-Funk won
that he sent me?
Oh Jesus.
It was a one rushing touchdown
in each quarter of both games.
Really?
Yeah.
That was on Twitter. It hit.
Well, no.
Somebody on Fandool did it.
Well, he did it too, apparently.
Yeah, but he just bought someone else's Barlett.
That's possible.
That's very possible.
He just screenshot it and sent it.
That's possible.
It is such a K-Funk thing to do.
That's probably what he did.
Now that you mention it, he probably didn't have this winning bet.
He stole someone else's winning bet.
Yeah. Yeah.
Anyway, we'll, uh, we'll talk to you in New Orleans next week. I regret starting the show.
We have a show on Friday.
I read a stat.
You react.
We have a show on Friday.
I'll never do the stat thing again.
Stugatsi, your playoff season is here and the only thing better than game day predictions
are the foods that come with them.
Introducing Tums Fantasy Foodball Pool brought to you by Tums, America's number one antacid
brand and Draft Kings.
Each week leading up to the big game, turn football into foodball by building your best
game day play for a shot at winning a share of $40,000 in cash prizes.
Inspired by Game Day Bites and Tailgate Treats, join the Tums Foodball action during this playoff season's most heartburn-inducing time.
Visit DraftKings.com slash Tums Foodball between January 6th and February 9th to enter for free and select your game day plate before the start of each
playoff round.
Age and eligibility restrictions apply, void or prohibited.
See terms at DraftKings.com slash Tums Foodball.
When you feel the heat of the game, don't let heartburn keep you on the sidelines.
Try Tums Chewy Bites with a tasty outer shell and soft center for fast relief of heartburn,
acid indigestion and upset stomach.
Check out Tums Gummy Bites featuring a soft and easy to chew format for fast relief of heartburn, acid indigestion, and upset stomach. Check out Tums Gummy Bites featuring a
soft and easy to chew format for fast relief of occasional heartburn, acid indigestion,
sour stomach, and upset stomach. Both available at Amazon, Target, and other major retailers
nationwide. And for more heartburn relief fun, be sure to follow Tums at Tums Official on Instagram
and TikTok. Stugats here for my friends over at Miller Lite.
Oh, do I love ice cold Miller Lite with my playoff football from fireside conversations
to football Sundays.
Winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life.
Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people
who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family, and a great tasting light beer.
Tastes like Miller time.
I love the conversation we were having earlier this week.
Who needs to win more? Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen.
I don't really care.
I just need the bills to cover and an ice cold Miller Lite while I'm enjoying the game.
Miller Lite is bre'm enjoying the game.
Miller Lite is brewed for taste.
It hits different than other light beers,
the original light beer since 1975,
and still the best one.
Miller Lite, great taste, 96 calories.
Go to MillerLite.com slash GBF
to find delivery options near you,
or you can pick up some Miller Lite
pretty much anywhere they sell beer.
Tastes like Miller time? Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company,
Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
Yeah, sure thing. Hey, you sold that car yet?
Yeah, sold it to Carvana. Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.
The guy who wanted to pay me in foreign currency,
no interest, over 36 months?
Yeah, no.
Carvana gave me an offer in minutes,
picked it up and paid me on the spot.
It was so convenient.
Just like that.
Yeah.
No hassle.
None.
That is super convenient.
Sell your car to Carvana and swap hassle for convenience.
Pick up fees may apply.