The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Happy 19th Birthday, Malachi Toney! | Postgame Show

Episode Date: September 17, 2026

"Busty." It's Thursday Thunder time with JuJu Gotti before he hands out some post-show awards and updates the Polls. It's been a wild day, and JuJu puts it in perspective. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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because I am trash. I'm already 0 and 1 in fantasy. No one cares. Yesterday was Dan's mom's birthday, aka mommy. Oh, happy birthday, Lord. Happy birthday to her. I don't care.

Good luck. God, it's a birthday You gotta do God, just let it go all the way And when I was talking to her And wishing her a happy birthday She sort of kind of

Invited me and my friend Out to dinner On Friday Tomorrow To Havana, 1957 Ooh Do you guys think I'm really going Or what, like we exchange numbers

And everything If you don't go, you're in trouble So I should reach out And be like, hey, are we doing? I think you should You should go. You're going to get some good Cuban food and they're going to pay. Oh, they're going to pay. Of course.

Poppy will go. We'll be, we'll be Poppy. Yeah. Well, happy birthday to Mommy. Uh, Juju, you also have a happy birthday wish? Oh, yeah, man. I want to wish the best wide receiver in the nation. Happy birthday, Malachi Tony, man.

And happy birthday to him. I don't care. Good luck. He's 19. Yeah. Right. Good Lord. Already a household name, Gobos.

You dig it. What were you doing when you were 19? Bro, I was making all horrible decisions. That's why I'm like, bro, I forget these kids, man, because I was a problem at 19 years old. God was not through with me yet, John John. I'm 47. God's not through with me yet, man. I'm a problem right now.

This kid's 19. Good Lord. Yeah, he's a problem. I watched that game from the Bahamas. That was like one of the main ones that they had at their sports book. And I watched him take that to the house and put up 70-something points. I had to turn it off. I was like, oh my goodness, Miami, the U is back as are.

Posto Awards. I did an award, Juju. How many we got? I want to give you an award, brother. This is an impromptu award for doing a great job this week. I didn't want to say it too early and jinx it. But, sis, you shot that thing from half court straight next all week. Salute, man.

Good job, Tristan. Absolutely. Next. I like to give, though, what the hell is going on right now to David Sampson's sick. Good job, David. The whole chat, bro. I'm talking about it. He said, Trista, why you ain't text me back?

No, answer me right now. And he said he left a voicemail, and then I looked and he didn't have a voicemail. And I said, well, you never sent me one. And he goes, I was trying to say that voicemails were no longer cool. And I didn't want to seem old. So I figured the miscall would have sufficed. And I have learned my lesson, ha, ha, ha, and hi. Why would you call me out on the stream?

Miss call does suffice. Like, if there is a miss call, you don't need to leave a voicemail. message. And if you can leave any kind of text, the text could just be... I tried you. Yeah, or like, you know, nothing special. It's called to say, hey, something like that, you know. Anything. Because I don't check my miss calls, guys. Like, I don't check them ever. Me neither. You call me, and I haven't picked up. Don't expect a call back unless you tell me, hey, I just called you.

Right. I'd like to give the Zapped His Ass Award to Dan Levitar for that, Jeremy. He's how to heat fired your ass down. That was crazy, man. That ass was a zapped. I'm strong. I'm fine. Salute to Dan. And lastly, I like to give though, who the hell do you think you yelling at award to Matthew

Coker, man? Good job, okay. They didn't say that boy was yelling at him this morning. Yeah, what's going on? Ravery. Can you get a show award for not being on the show? I don't know. I'm sending it to him.

I'm shipping it out. I think the crazy thing is that him getting yelled at in the post show of that show impeded our pre-show. We were not able to know what was going on. I was right. I was terrified. I'm like, we haven't done a single bit of collaboration. Roy's not here. Jeremy just got here. I called Jeremy to be like, hey, what are we doing with Dan's costume? He was like, I don't know. Jesse's like, I don't know. We talked 45 minutes. I was at the time, what should have been 12 minutes away from the

studio and 45 minutes later I showed up. Amin showed up at his normal time with no topics. I had topics. I wrote them down. I didn't hear him or see them. I didn't see him out loud because you know why? Because I like mine to be a surprise. I thought I was pretty great today. You were. I thought I helped the show a lot.

You were great, you were great. I thought you were. Ben Horny. Energetic. Thank you. Seemed like you. Right. You also were very vulnerable by letting us see, you know what I mean?

You without your brazier. You feel me? Like you let them fly today. Got to open it up. Busty. Also, too, Jordan Hudson, where the hair you were at? I thought you were supposed to be sitting courtside to these interviews and making show Bill look right. I want to give you the Joker of the Joker of.

today a little bit for letting Bill sit up there with on double Ds, man. Hold on, hold on. Take a course that off. Hold on. We're not, we're not going to, hold on. We're not going to shame. Look, a nice rack

can help anybody. It ain't just for Sidney's Sweeney. We're reclaiming racks now as men. Men can have racks too. You need Jordan Hudson's over there. Of course. We don't king shame. Maybe she's fed him more.

Men can have racks. Men have racks. Men have racks. Jack. Juju, we didn't get to the vulnerability that Arch Manning showed after he apologized so profusely on his 24-hour expiration story on Instagram about the AI image of Steve Sarkesian head coach of Texas, slapping the S out of Holly Row. You had a take on Holly Row that I stepped on so inelequently yesterday that I need you to get to. It's all good, man. I saw two Steve's Sarkisian.

It wouldn't hurt to get out here and throw a little apology or a little something out there. I feel like we should hear from Steve. I'm not, I don't know, not to hear nor there. But I like to give a little flowers to my sister, bro. Holly Roe, had all of this stuff going on with her this week, bro. Like I'm talking about misogyny, hate speech, all this shit she's been dealing with.

And she revealed that she also lost her mom this week, bruh. Can you imagine? having the week she's had after losing your mom, keeping it together. Those are some of the people whenever you lost. We need a mulligan every now and then. I didn't mean to say that to you or I didn't mean to do that. Sis found it in her heart to forgive while grieving. Everybody needs to take a note out of Sis book, man.

Look, people mess up in the world, man. But it's up to us to forgive them and show some kindness to people. It don't take nothing, man. So these flowers are for Holly Road, man. Salute the sis. man. Salute to Holly. Do you salute the flowers, I mean?

Salute. I salute. Salute. All right, Juju. You also have some polls. Let's get to them. Yes, sir, right. Absolutely.

And with these polls, too, I'd like to remind everybody that Kyle Brent told us this week, bro. He might not always watch the show, but he keep up with these damn pose, man. So I suggest you do the same. Head over the Leverter show on Instagram. Twitter and rock their vote man driver confidence paramount you got to know you never know did you know that there was another bellichick son 91% of the audience says no they did not you never know and these last two

pose I've did a little editing because we know my boy Dan was having a bad day and he sounded a little harsh with he posed are the mannings awesome You changed it that much, Juju? Could it be more different? They were old and white and boring and no one cares about them, yes or no. And it was like... Old white, not that interesting. Bro, if you read that on Twitter and you ain't watching the show, you'd be like, oh, Dan

hating on somebody. Way to protect Dan, Juju. Right. 51% of the audience says, yes, they are awesome. You never know. And last poll is the Little Mermaid Awesome. No, you did that one? Dude, it's supposed to be a white girl job.

Juju. Juju. Smart play by Juju. I'm with you, Juju. I'm with you, Juju. Good move. Juju. Good move, Juju.

Oh, man. I support Juju here. I take the same. 51% of the audience says yes and 48 says no. You never know. Divided audience. Thanks, Juju. Yes, sir.

Thank you all to. and Jeremy, great job today to salute to y'all boys, man. Thank you, sir. I ain't doing anything. Yes, thank you. Good night, everybody. Thanks, Jew.