The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Andy, the Bowling Ball

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

How did Travis Kelce somehow become the right-wing's representation of "soft" after the Taylor Swift news? Then, Tiki Barber and Joe B, Mike Francesa changes his tune on Zach Wilson, and Micah Parsons has words for Tyreek Hill. Plus, Greg gives us the specifics of how he has prepared to dominate his bowling league. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's the perfect place to get away. See you in Buffalo.com. This is the Dunlambator Show with the Stugat's Podcast. I've been told by Chris Cody that Yeti Blank, one of the producers on the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody has produced two songs, one about O and one about day, we will get to those at some point during the show. But I owe Greg Cody an apology at the top of this segment because what he said while his lady was laced with something, it was not very warm, his lady was laced with something. Who cares lady?

It was not. It did not rise to the level of sexism it was simply and obviously total ignorance he had no idea who l was what her name was and so he just simply dismissed her with a lady because he didn't know who she was so you're taking the l i am taking the yellow. Wow. I am. That's a priority right there. I am taking the public L, but something that happened here that I was not expecting, and perhaps I should expect it in the modern age to God. I honestly was caught off guard, and it's hard in 2023 to be surprised that anything gets weaponized along political lines.

But I was legitimately stunned that Travis Kelsey dating Taylor Swift became a thing where people took sides and now Travis Kelsey is the symbol for something that is too woke or not man enough. Shit stain starts the conversation as he often does by and there is money to be made and being a professional asshole now. I've told you this before there is a lane out there if you want to be a professional asshole and say that Travis Kelsey doesn't have a penis, he is not a real man. That guy doing that for a living, it becomes Travis Kelsey is doing Bud Light and COVID shot

commercials. He needs to fire all his marketing agents or he needs to just go ahead and cut off his dick, become a chicken and dorshtrow Biden. And that is a language that he is speaking to his customer base and clientele. And then Tim Miller comes back with MAGA mindset because we fight about everything. Winning the Super Bowl, getting paid to Shield Beer and getting it on with the most famous woman in the world, gay, beta, being a fat slob who tweets his feelings about celebrities, masculine, alpha.

How is it that at 54 years old, having witnessed what is happening in this country and on the globe for the last seven years that I'm still surprised that somebody can always find the lane to create a division that's necessary to get clicks on both sides of this? How do I get into the Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift conversation by throwing a politics bomb in it or a gender bomb in it or a race bomb in it? Are any of you surprised by this? Because I was surprised that this became that. I thought two people could date quietly without Travis Kelsey becoming a symbol that gets weaponized. I didn't have that one happening here.

It's not surprising when anything Taylor Swift gets weaponized this way, particularly because in the last few years she went from country music star to pop music star. She eased her politics more toward the left at the same time or at least became public about those and so Taylor Swift becomes this sort of public enemy in this case and when you have Travis Kelsey is perfect public enemy number one when there's all these women coming into the fan base of football masculine men. It's just interesting to me that Clay Travis would decide now is the time that trans women are actually women.

I actually not to say his name goes to the penalty box. Oh, I forgot. You forget, huh, man? That's a great point. Wow. I don't care about the great point. Oh, it was good. Shit, Stain.

Why don't you call him by what I said you should call him by because you don't have not allowed to curse. I won't. Stain. Had he played? Pain. Stugots, I don't know whether you saw this or not, but there was a good old-fashioned sports radio fight. Really? Yes. Those have gone by the wayside. They really have. In fact, They are a bit endangered.

You can imagine on AM radio in 2023, that there aren't a lot of fights in sports as entertainment that are making their way into all of the streaming content that is competing for attention. There's only three markets that are still doing it at a high level. New York, Philadelphia, Chicago, it has to be one of those three, a Boston, a sorry floor. So it has to be one of those cities, right?

How do you know that those are the only four sports debate will never die in those four markets ever? It will never die. As long as there's WIP and Howard Eskin, as long as there's WFA and as long as there's WIP and Howard Askin, as long as there's WFAN, as long as there's WEEI, the sports debate in those cities will never, ever die. Doesn't hit the same in Milwaukee. No, I don't know what cares about Milwaukee. I mean, seriously, about anything.

So an hour from Chicago, no one cares about anything, but Chicago, they care about every year. Oh, yeah. I mean, the fight's going on right now about Justin Fields and this Iber Flus every. Oh yeah, I mean the fights going on right now about Justin Fields and this Iber Fluska. I mean, geez. People from outside Milwaukee love to be like, oh, we're from Chicago land too. They don't even claim Milwaukee. Fields doesn't have it. I'm telling you, he holds the rock too long. Let's go. We call it a rock in football to WFA and Let's go to this is Joe

Benigno. This is a great name. He looks like sports radio. Joe B He is wearing just so that you know, he's got a jet Jersey behind him He's got a jet cap on he's got a sweatshirt that says New York and Tiki Barbers trying to out New York him by also having a sweatshirt on it that says New York and Tiki Barbers trying to out New York him by also having a sweatshirt on it that says New York, but those are Yankee colors that Tiki Barber Giants colors that Tiki Barbers wear. The yetz jersey that Joe B has behind him is Don Maynards. That's right.

Just so that you know, Benigno is older than Greg Cody. He looks like he's older than Don Maynard. I hope so. He looks like he's older. Let's play this clip here of Vanigno and Tiki Barber arguing about how much of a Jets fan Tiki Barber actually is. Well, so you can process what are we talking about? I'm not.

You know, you hit it on the head. That's the difference. The Niners dumped the number one draft choice after a year and a half of two years, because they knew he couldn't play. Bingo. And my team couldn't continue. No, it's not that they knew he could play. You would love to see the Jets go two and 15, stop it.

You're a giant. I do not. I do not. I do not see. I love you. You're a giant. If this was a situation with the giants, you'd be screaming to get Wilson the hell out of this of all. So don't give me this nonsense. I never scream because I watch and I analyze it. Okay, well, you can analyze all that. But I try to find reasons why I know is this yesterday you were in Washington with the commanders and the bills, okay? Were you not? I was.

Okay. So don't give me this nonsense how you're analyzing Zach Wilson, okay? I don't want to hear it. All right. It's BS. All right, so, he's good. I'll turn my mic off, buddy.

He's staying. No, no, but here's what I know that frustrates me related to a point you just made. Mike White has thrown for 300 yards in four games in Zach Wilson ever had ever. And what's frustrating is, yes, Zach Wilson was taken high. And yes, guys are pulled back and taken later. Tiki Barber threw the headsets at the microphone and stormed off. Professional. He's just mad because Michael Strahan took all of the jobs that Tiki Barbara was supposed to have. And now he is just sitting next to, did I pronounce his name

right Joe Benigno? Did I pronounce him? Joe Beningo. So there are three ends in his name and three finds. Yes. Wow. He is one year older than me, by the way. Thank God. Joe B. Yeah. Domainer. He's a few years. Yeah. He's got me by a few, I believe. I'd have to look that up. That is quintessential New York sports radio. So is this by the way. This is Mike Francesca Stugat. This is this is before the draft. Okay. This is sound of Mike Francesca before the draft on Zach Wilson. Right. The chance the judge with the second pick you think they can take the kid from b.w.i.u. or not absolutely don't i'll fall off the chair

he is absolutely going second and the judge don't take him i i you know what yet fans should should just mail a ticket back if they don't they don't take are you love all you love them that much you love them that much i think he's clearly the second player. I love, I love the Clemson quarterback. I love Lawrence. I think he's going to be a top

player. I think that kid at BYU is really good at Wilson to a superb player. I think he's going to be a very good player. I think that's where they should go. Now let's listen to Mike Fran Cessa after Zach Wilson's last football game. Listen, this is just reality. Zach Wilson can't win right now. I don't know if he's ever going to be able to win.

to be able to win. And you can't play this quarterback. He can't play. He can't play. He is a terrible. He's not bad. He is a terrible quarterback. He is pass bad. He leaves bad behind. I can think of a lot of bad quarterbacks who I would take in a second over him. He doesn't have a clue because he is not a detriment. He is a complete zero. Why is he talking like that? Was there a waterfall behind him? Was he from, was he in a, not a big waterfall? Not like Niagara, but just a cascading small regional living room like, like that one. Yes. Like a sad you would hear on an app or something. Sounds like old school AM radio. Woody is weeping somewhere. That made me sad.

He used to be so loud and sharp and that just didn't seem like that. Like I feel like age is catching up. Plus fastball. Yeah, the Pope may have lost it. Whoa, whoa, you almost caught me to say it. I can't believe you've even ventured anywhere near it. You loved bothering Francesca. You loved when people would call.

Your favorite thing about Francesca is the last 10 years of callers calling just to bother him and then watch him on the skyscraper, like King Kong, just swatting at helicopters with his annoyance. Correct. I mean, is that not everyone's favorite part of that? I would actually listen sometimes on a nap to WFA and driving home for like over an hour just to hear if I got to that life.

Because obviously everyone follows like the Twitter account where you just get the clips. But like, I wanted to feel like I was experiencing it and seeing how out of the blue they would come. And woof, that's some serious force radio talk the rest of the time. But Billy, it's gonna, all of it's gonna die unless Tiki Barber and Beningo keep it alive by fighting and throwing their heads at microphones.

All of it will, it's already endangered. Beningo was just a guest. I mean, Tiki's the host of the show. It would have been great if FAM replaced Tiki the very next day would strangle him. Or me. After review, the call on the Isis, a whole new season of NHL action with Skip. Every order earns you a shot at winning one of over 200,000 prizes, including NHL Shop.ca and Skip Gifcars, Skip Game Time Tires, and the Grand Prize, a trip for two to the 2024 Rogers NHL All-Star Game in Toronto.

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with Greg Cody Bow How often are you bowling, Greg Cody? Wednesday nights, I'm in my first league since the 1980s. Believe it or not, since before Christopher was born. The hamstring has gotten better. Are you someone who, for the 80s? I would imagine you bowl about 130s, 140s, not much high. Wow, I bowleded 179 last week. I was pretty proud of that.

Nice. Great. Average, you pretty much nailed it. Yeah. But again, I haven't bolded in more than, you know, whatever, 40 years. So, you know, we're coming around. We're getting our game back. I don't like this, by the way.

Chris Cody started a team and he needed people on his team and his dad came in to kind of bail him out and tries to bowl on his team. And all Christopher does is criticize him and how he bowls all I said was that, like, nailed his average. That's exactly what he averages. What does Batman have to do with this? Yeah, seriously. Batman has never seen me bowl.

No, I'm coming around, man. I'm coming around. I'm confident now on the seven and 10 pins, which I didn't used to be to pick up a spare, single pin spares can be intimidating, like three big cuts. And, you know, we're coming around. We're gaining control. We love our new ball.

You know, thank you, the guy who drilled my ball, whose name I can't remember. No, not important. Used to play on the PBA tour. I'll think of it and get back to Robert. Rob Commito. Thank you, Rob Commito from Scalius. You are given an acceptance speech for an average score of one for a new ball.

Yeah. Well, we're great balls. Yeah. Perfect ball. Love my ball. He's back to it. Put it on the poll, please, at LeBetard show, Ju-ju. Are you likely to get any better at bowling after 67?

No, you will. Believe me, I'm still getting there. You stop going for speed and more for accuracy, right? Yeah, right. I throw like a 13, 14 mile an hour ball, which is not fast. I have a 15 pound ball now, which is a little bit heavy.

That's heavy, yeah. Andy is my ball. And Andy's a little heavy for me, but I'm getting used to that. I'm getting used to that. And I'm getting good pin action now, because I throw a slower ball, I need a heavier ball to get that scatter,

to get that pin action. Bowlers out there, you all know what I'm talking about. So we're loving it. I talk a lot on the latest podcast, episode of The Greg Cody Show. I talk about lot on on the latest podcast episode of the Greg Cody show I talk about how infatuated I am with bowling the whole atmosphere the sound of the pins the caricature of the bowling lanes All the characters in the house. It's a magical magical thing. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to miss Wednesday nights

Oh, no, because I'll be at the inner Miami US Open We're gonna tell the coach that. I was not. No. How do we land on Andy? Andy is just a it's a fun name. You know, I I wanted to, you know, it's a male ball. And so I wanted a name that was fun loving. You know, I've already used Charlie for jumping Charlie my dog. And I wanted to I think it was probably harking back to to the Andy Griffith infatuation of my youth. So Opie sounded kind of dumb to name a bowling ball. So I need to stop. Yeah, no, forgive me, forgive me, forgive me, because everyone slowed down. I want more,

I want more Andy, but Stephen A Smith is putting together his top five NFL list. Oh boy. Stephen A's list and Stephen's A list. Thank you. It's a fine time. Sometimes it becomes Mad Dog's A list and it gets a little confusing when we lose the plot, but this is Stephen's A list and we're at the top five NFL teams. For those of you just joining us.

Thank you, Billy, for getting us up to speed. Number five is the Chiefs. Yeah. For as the bills. Number three is the Eagles. I like what it's the standard. If he puts the 49ers, number two, I think you know who's going number one. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. If he puts the dolphins, number two, I think we know who's going number one. Talk dirty, do me, Steven. Where are we? He's going to put number two up there and number one. The morning number two is the and number one. Good morning, number two. Who is the third team? 49ers! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Dan Bell! Yes! Dan Bell! Oh! That's Jacob Pissot! Best team ever Dan fell Guys guys guys guys calm down Oh Careful it's great roller in there. Miami has the dog is the greatest football we can't get a ball from the goal like no one's ever seen. Where is it? We're on the ground. Where is it control? And when you say Miami, you're talking super bloggers with Miami dogbins. Miami dogbins. Miami dogbins. My every dog is number one Did the My every dog And my every dog is my Every dog is number one I am really confused by stugots

His participation as a jet I don't get it. I adopted the dolphins. You remember day. There you go. Right, yeah. I remember you requesting the rental of a team. Can we play the Datterday song, please, now? I need to catch my breath. I am disheveled. What a day! I am falling apart. We've just won the Super Bowl in Miami

because Steven's A-list on the third week of the season has proclaimed the dolphins the best team in football. All they had to do to get it was score 70 points on Sunday. You should win to a brand Oh, Debt or Jane will be so excited Get some further lives in here I'll tell you where to spray the best side But I'm just a little bit left light Because Debt or Jane is the time I lie Debt or it's quite alright

Oh, right, oh, right Debt or Jane will be so excited Get some further lives in here I'll tell you where to spray the best side All right, all right, all right! Ooh! Ooh! Down in the air! Down in the air! Down in the air! Down in the air!

Down in the air! Down in the air! Down in the air! Down in the air! Down in the air! Down in the air! Down in the air! That of course is the dark night doing karaoke. I want to hear more. He is winded now. He is not cursed for several seconds. He is ined now. He is not cursed for several.

He is in your arms. I did touch you lighter than I imagined you'd be. Thank you. First time he's ever heard that. Totally. Lucy, why was your weekend such a disaster? You went out. We were all excited about this. You're excited about making college football trips on the company dime every weekend.

Why was this one such a disaster? Because Iowa played. That's why I flew all the way to Pennsylvania, which by the way, state college impossible place to get to. The worst. We had to stay two hours away. Two hours away. So we get up right in the early, we're like, we're going to drive there. All right, vibes are high. Actually, they weren't that high. My dad and I in the car, we were like, hey, at what point do we leave?

Wow. What score is bad enough that we go? That's how little faith we had. But part of me deep down was like, you know what? I will get a defensive touchdown. They'll do it. They do that all the time. That's our best scoring unit.

Oh my God. We get there. It's 40 degrees in raining. It's freezing. And it's not like casually raining. It's not sprinkling. It's pouring rain. So all right, the weather's bad.

The vibe's bad. It's supposed to be wide out this really cool tradition. It wasn't that cool. It was just all the people wearing the same color. It wasn't that nice. And then the Penn State fans, they were so nice to us walking into the stadium. They were so nice.

And I said, this is weird. Something about this doesn't feel right. The second we walked in there, they're so mean. I was actually scared. For the first time in my life, I walked into a stadium and I was like, someone might do something. Like, I shouldn't be wearing all this Iowa stuff. Then it didn't matter.

It didn't matter because Iowa had 76 yards of offense. Your team scored 70 points. We had six more yards of offense than you guys had points. You got them. Four first downs. I didn't even see half of them. Four fumbles.

I'm broken and I'm sad. And who was singing Sweet Caroline? Oh my God, we were trying to leave. It was, I was down like, I think it was like 27 or something. We're like, you know what? This just isn't gonna work out. Let's go. And we tried to leave and all the Penn State fans stood

in the aisles and they blocked us and they sang Sweet Caroline. And it was miserable. And the worst part is there were some nice Penn State fans who were like, hey, it's not that bad. Somebody will get fired because of this. No, they won't. No one is ever gonna get fired ever.

And then in Kirk Ferenc's little press conference after the game, he was like, I'm not gonna change anything just because of one bad game. One bad game, I was one 31 out of 133 in total offense. And so many, I can't. Who are those two other offenses? I think it's like New Mexico or something. And it's so bad.

And our offense is tracking to be worse than last year. I didn't know that was possible. I didn't know that was allowed. We had, I will say, positive. Our punter looked phenomenal. Oh, wow. He's always out there. It's great Taylor.

He is the best player on the field. It was the worst, the worst. We Caroline is bad under most circumstances. People shouting. Oh. Shouting it at you as a cheer. That's how they were doing. They were taunting you with it. They taunted us the whole game and they were not. Oh, no.

No. Terrible. I'm kidding. Terrible. No. I imagine that's on playing at the gates of hell. No, that's what it felt like. And also Penn State after every play plays the stupid little cat growl that's on playing at the gates of hell. No, that's what it felt like. And also Penn State after every play plays

the stupid little cat growl that's so annoying. Yeah. So annoying. The whole thing was bad. And I hate the fairances. And I can't anymore. I hate them. When it began.

No. No, please don't. Yes, yes, close this out with the dark night that's sweet. We begin to knowing But on it went grow So Being strong

I don't think this is way more Was in the spring Ritual And the spring turned to cuss shit Got you Whoa! How about it? No!

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Yeah. As the name of a bowling ball, put it on the pole, please, Juju, at Lebitard's show. Do you know anybody in the world that you think would name their bowling ball? Andy, do you also put this on the pole? Do you name your bowling ball at Levitard Show? Well, so your bowling ball has a place to put your name on it, right? You could. So to say, your name or does it say Andy? I don't have my bowling ball is brand new. I've only used it three or four times and I haven't had it

inscribed with a name. So, you know, when you do though, Gregor Andy, I think it would say Andy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. I just set it on the 15 pounder. Heavy. My bowling guy Rob suggested that I normally use a 14 pound ball. And, you know, to me, psychologically, one pound more is heavy.

You know, it's just I would notice it. But he could tell just by the way I was handling it that it wasn't too heavy. Really? Really? And it's helped. So, you know, Andy has come through for me. The good thing about having a bowling ball named after you

is that when I'm up there and my routine, I'm not for you. It's your name, the after you. Yeah, yeah, but having a, I'm up there in my routine. And once the wall, if I really need a mark, I'm gonna say, come on, Andy. Right. You know, and nobody hears it, but he.

Talk to the ball. Yeah, nobody else hears it. You know, so it's like, yeah, a good boy. Yeah, it's like our little thing. And sometimes the ball will talk to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Yeah, I got your back That type of thing and then I roll a gutter ball. No, but I don't do that. I'm better than that So it's fun. I'm loving bowling

Like I never thought I would I heard bowling had died every Wednesday night the lanes are full It's like I'm in, Times Square, the pageantry, the color of the... You're most sorry you're not in Times Square. I am in Times Square. You should go to my podcast and hear me rapsodize about bowling because nobody loves bowling. I'd love to hear back in my day on bowling. Do you have a back in my day today? I don't. No. Oh, yes. quality control. Yeah, it's a it's a mental health maintenance week. Yeah. So I didn't over-exert myself with that. But you're right, bowling might might not be a bad idea. I thought it would be

endangered. I don't imagine bowling being as popular as it was in the 1980s. But I might have that wrong. We mentioned earlier last week, we mentioned that Miami doesn't have many bowling alleys anymore. I used to have more bowling alleys. I don't think of it as a flourishing business. Do you? Why are you looking at me that way? I think bowling alleys had their best year ever last year.

I'll look it up. I'll check it out. But I'm pretty certain that bowling's never been more popular. Well, that's not true. But also there's more than one like there because you now have like the bowling where you can glow in the dark at malls and stuff like that. Like you have a traditional bowling alley and bird bowl. Don Carter's kind of lanes closed unfortunately.

RIP that one was a big one, Greg. I don't know how you feel about Don and Paula Carter. Of course. Yeah. Ledge into the game very much so that one you would walk in and there was I'd say a good 49 lanes on each side Yeah, there's a two-sided bowling lane. Oh, yeah, they have it mecca the heyday of bowling was probably in the 80s and One it just gave you a small example in Broward County

They used to be somewhere in the neighborhood of of 35 38 bowling lanes now. I think it's down to like six One of which I bowled at every Wednesday night. I'm not going to name the alley because I don't have an endorsement deal with them. Strikers, but time square. That's right. But Andy likes it. He likes the lanes and who am I to argue? Right. Could you see bowling going the way kind of of a tennis where pickle balls shorten the court? Maybe you shorten the lanes a little bit. You have maybe a shorter lane bowling type thing. Have a catch on again.

You know, in New England, they candle pin bowl. Really? Yeah, the candle pin. I love it. Yeah, it's green or the main. Yeah, it's smaller balls. Smaller balls and smaller pins. Hence the name candle pin.

I've tried it once or twice. I don't get it. I don't get where it's better. But bowling's not even bowling anymore. You know, nowadays, the old fashioned three-fingered ball, like I still use, it's the thing of the past. Now it's two-fingered balls. Everybody's like throwing the ball.

How many goals does Andy have? Three. We're a traditional. Good ballers use two-fingered balls. There's two hands nowadays. No, I say I reject that. I reject that. All the best ballers in the world, two-handed, two Two handed two fingers. I'm a three finger man. Do you do the inserts in the hole? What

are you loving? I'm gonna get a t-shirt made saying I'm a three finger man. What's wrong with that? That's yeah. Yeah. Baby. Why did I go baby? Mike, I don't know. What does that have to do with anything? Mike Ryan. And you it bowling alleys were on a steady decline up until 2012 and they have taken a turn. In fact, last year more people went bowling than any year recorded his I don't believe that. I believe you now you bowling calm. It's there for you bowling.

I come that is hard to believe. Go ahead read from it. I just did. No, please read that's all it said read another sentence. I want more. That's the end of the story. Give us another pair of people went bowling. Click on some of the plots. It's okay. Click on something else at bowling.com 2012 and then steady increase in last year over 108 million people went to a bowling lane to bowl. How about that? Please keep reading more. I added the how about that that was not in the article. Yes, an article on bowling.com. Mike Ryan, why are you here? You have returned. You had left and discussed before because of Greg Cody's

messy opinions. Right. Why have you returned? I've been following the show along. You guys like to have fun, huh? Is the dolphin thing. That was a lot of fun, but I've been watching the show and I've noticed something off. And I think Sioux Gots is trying to take everyone here for an idiot because there is something very different today about Sioux Gots. And I'd like to give you guys some evidence. Studio team, can you please put up the sill

from yesterday's God Bless football? Great show. Hosted by Sugots and the Duke Billy Gill. If you see Sugots' face there, you'll see someone that's been aging rapidly since dead and company got back together, but you'll see on his face, a lot of salt. A lot of grain. Not that much pepper. Now let's couple that with today's shot of Sugots.

And you'll see right here on sector three on the face There is a bit of a difference. I'm gonna walk in there and point out exactly what I'm seeing I am accusing Sue Godson of dying the beer He's been texting me about this the entire show you look great. You look great. You look great You're also waiting the exact same clothes yesterday. No look at it That's the black one. This is the blue one right here. What's your right here? Yeah, there is something going on Do the other side of the stage. Yes, you got turn your head please look at the camera. There you go Yeah, show us. Oh, oh, it looks good the other way

Okay, look at your face in the wrong way again somehow. I see it though. I see it. No the other wrong way Okay, so is he willing to cop to it or what is happening here? Does look for you. Obviously does look a good deal darker there. And Carlos Booz are right there. Maybe a small for cigarettes. That's what it is. Yes. So you're accusing him of both dying and lying. Well, that's what I do.

Admit it. I'm not going to admit it. All right, I'll tell you what happened. I was in makeup this morning. Now, yesterday, there was a different makeup person in here, right? Named? I don't remember. Oh, Billy. Wow, you did that, Billy.

Make something up. Dan you, Billy. Andy. Wasn't Andy. Oh, Lucy. It was not Lucy. That was like seven makeup people. Wasn't Andy. Oh, no. Lucio. It was not Lucio.

That was like seven makeup people. I miss Lucio. But anyway, the makeup person, Myra. The makeup person today, okay? I didn't ask for it. I didn't ask for any of this. All the sudden, I have brushes, I have foams, I have stuff on my beard that I didn't ask for. Now, I think it looks better today stuff on my beard that I didn't ask for.

Now, I think it looks better today than it did yesterday. So she did a great job, but I didn't ask for any of this, but Mike is right. I mean, sector three looks totally different, but you're blaming Julie. I got blaming anyone. Her name's Julia. That's a five. Yeah, Julia was yesterday. Jessie's today.

Yeah. Yeah, two different people. Yeah. today. Yeah. Yeah. Two different people. Yeah. Okay. Jane J. It's confusing. $40. I don't believe I should be fine. Why? Who else should be fine? Referring to the correct name of yesterday's makeup art. Well, that was yesterday. We were trying to talk about the final deal. In detail, what su gots look like yesterday. He looks totally different today. Second or four. Second or four is okay. There's, I mean, everything looks alright, but you have the fat Joe line going,

which is it's just way too strong. It provides such a contrast that the moment I saw you this morning, I was like, something's off. Something's off. It took me two segments. So kudos, but I'm on you. Kudos to who? Either Jessier, Julia. Congratulations, Stugat, for being exposed and immediately bearing someone else, blaming someone else. I'm not blaming. I said she did a good job. I mean, yeah, but she didn't

because you were just exposed by an IT investigation. And did she suggest to you like how did if she did not, she just did it. Listen, Dan, when I sit down in a makeup chair, okay, they're artists. And I don't question them. Whatever they think I need, I just let them do whatever they think I need to make, because I know what they're trying to do. They're trying to do the impossible, which is to make me look good. And so whatever she tells me I need every single morning, I just tell her, hey, do what you got to do. Don't ask me any questions.

I'm good. I wanted to go back for a second here something on something's to God said I didn't get to yesterday. It was funny watching in the Cleveland Tennessee game, the way that the Titans were sending to tight ends in motion, wherever it is that Miles Garrett moved, like Miles Garrett would be on the left side and then he would go run to the right side. He's always moving around. No, but and then they would just take both tight ends because it doesn't matter again. His strength is remarkable.

He just leans into you and you cannot block him. He keeps going forward with his body leverage. Even with that strategy, I'm pretty sure he set a career high in three and a half sucks that game. It is not a stoppable thing. Him and Micah Parsons, But I wanted to use that as segue to the back and forth between Tyree Kill and Micah Parsons. They play on Christmas Day, Tyree Kill

keeps, doesn't like being called a baby lion and keeps saying that he's going to hit Micah Parsons and Micah Parsons really isn't having any of that. I just wanna take a second on my guy, Tyree Kill, say he's the lion and he said he got something for me coming off the edge, hold on, wait a minute Tyrick. Wait a minute Tyrick. I'm letting you know there's a big difference between me and those other guys that you coming off the edge with,

I'll listen Tyrick, if you come over my way and I see you coming my way, I'm sending you to the tent. I'm sending you to the sideline, you gonna say, hey coach, I want nothing to do with my proportions. You don't wanna do that. Hey, I already said it once and I said on social media, my baby girl's getting cheetah print for Christmas.

She's getting cheetah print. Come over here to my side and with my baby girl's getting cheetah print, but I love my guy. What you doing right now, you really showing that you, let's argue about it if you're why receiver one it's tight re kill why receiver one I mean we see what he's doing we see what Justin Jefferson's doing who who's why receiver one how are you going to argue it these guys are lighting the legal right now but the difference is the dolphins are three

of no the Vikings are on three you know who's going to argue it right now? Right now we have to give it to our recue. He has to be the best while I receiver, uh, in a league because he's making the most impact. All love, but I'm going to put you in the tent. If you, if you block me, I'm going to, I'm going to put you in the injury tent. I'm going to block you so that it's a short trip for you to get checked out in the injury tent and also you're the best wide receiver in the game. That was a real shit sandwich of compliments in the middle of a with a threat right there.

Also, Tyrie Kills Jersey was hanging up right back.