The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Charmed, I'm Sure

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

Is there anyone richer than the cast of Charmed? Amin was called out in-person by someone he's called out on the show. Then, what was Alanis Morrisette doing with her voice? What about Eddie Vedder and Shakira? Plus, Stefon Diggs was traded to the Texans, and a Justin Herbert trade hypothetical. Also, Amin rides Ubers, we love Disney+, and Tony has a wild story for the crew. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But if it isn't one of the members of the cast of Charmed, then my whole worldview has been shifted. I woke up today, I watched, obviously, I got back from Heatniks and I watched the end of Mavs Warriors, it was a great game. Draymond again, brilliant, walking the line. And I saw watching inside the NBA and I fell asleep. And I woke up this morning, and of course I was met by Charmed.

Death Taxes. And Charmed in the morning, right? I don't know when it's Charmed or when it's Supernatural. Because they have those kind of playing back to back, I never know which one's which. I don't know when it's charmed or when it's supernatural. Because they have those kind of playing back to back. I never know which one's which. I don't know which one's which. I don't know if you're telling me right now if it's charmed or if it's supernatural. They're shot very similarly.

They have very similar themes. And the actors in it certainly- Are they vampires, witches, what are they? Supernatural guy from Gilmore Girls. That's all you need to know. I don't know. I know that Alyssa Milano is in Charmed. That's how I know it's charmed when I see Alyssa Milano and Pipe Piper

Piper whatever her name is so anyways so but I thought about how many sporting events are aired on TNT right, you've got all types of things including wrestling right and right, you've got all types of things, including wrestling, right? And people just leave it on and wake up, the TV's on, and that's what's on. And I said, man, their ratings should be through the roof, which means the residuals must be paying out of the wazoo, right?

Alyssa Milano must be just living, caking, right? The craziest part about Alyssa Milano making all those residuals is that she still, a couple of months ago, asked people on Twitter to donate to a GoFundMe to help send her son's travel baseball team to Cooperstown. I donated. No you didn't. I didn't. It's really unbelievable. The reaction was insane. If you look at the tweet has 12.1 million views She put up a go fund me there's a may news doing it like people trolled her for being like you're yeah The tweet says my son's baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip any amount would be so greatly appreciated

You can read more about the team and make a donation here Can you click on the link to go find how much did she raise? Let's find out. Here's the thing, like. 15,450. She raised 15? What was the goal? The goal was 10,000. This is a current bet, right? It has to be.

No, this is real. But no, this is something that. It does feel like a current bet. Yeah. Like when Larry says, ah, I kind of feel like. And Nolan, $100. You could just pay for it yourself. And it's not, oh, it's not like your child

is playing on an inner citycity baseball to all the poor children How they gonna get the Cooper's town Vinny Ackley? $15 like real talk though like beyond that She's rich right and she could just easily just fork out 10k in her sleep off of a Month's worth of proceeds from from charm to whatever right the internet says she's worth 10 mil Tell Donald Trump 2024 five dollars all right beyond that. I'm pretty sure Alyssa Milano's kid probably lives and plays on a team that is sourced from children of

Means meaning all of these parents of the other kids forget about her being rich and famous They're all well to do. Well to do enough that collectively they can come up with the 10K on their own. These kids aren't playing in South Central, right? She didn't take her kid and say, no, we gotta go drive down to a rough neighborhood so he gets a real baseball education. This is absurd.

I have the description of the go fund me It says baseball is life and our teammates are our brothers Baseball gives us purpose and we are driven to be our very best in order to compete We must raise funds the birds 12 and under team is coached by two great coaches and our team is diverse hard-working and really good Okay, we've won many championship. Yeah, but toin's point, why are we raising funds for Alyssa Milano? We should not be. Right. Or Alyssa Milano's rich friends. That's a weird way to say it.

We've won many championship rings. Oh, then cash them in. I don't know if you have pawn shop. Yeah. Our coaches instill lessons not just about baseball. They teach us leadership skills and life skills. Oh, I'm sold. They are good people. Not my coaches.

We are lucky to have them. The kids wrote that, clearly. No, that'm sold. They are good people. Not my coaches. We are lucky to have them. The kids wrote that, clearly. No, that's a parent. That's a parent. No way. Yes, absolutely. Oh my God, 100% that's a parent. That's a parent, yes.

That's the most travel ball parent I've ever heard. Yeah. And the idea that that travel ball parent is raising, just none of it makes sense. Just ridiculous. And then I gotta watch Charmed in the morning. That's the worst part. People always want to talk about like,

oh, like coaches, they teach you all these things. What voice is this? I hated my coaches. I quit soccer for like two weeks because I hated one of my coaches so much. Did I hate my coaches? Everyone's had a bad coach. Everyone's had a bad coach.

I had one bad coach, he was a Greek guy. He was like very Greek. I realized after I left- Favored his son. I kind of called himself the Greek guy. He was like very Greek. I realized after I left school. Favored his son. Did he call himself the Greek? No, but his son was on the team, his son sucked and he was like, played him all the time. I'm like, come on man.

That guy. I thought my coach was good in high school and then as I've gotten older, I realized he wasn't. You ever have one of those things at the time? You were just a kid, so I really had to learn to. And now I have like. What did he do to you as a kid

that you realized later on was not good? I don't wanna go into too much detail. He's I have the same coach. And now I have like. What did he do to you as a kid that you realized later on was not good? I don't wanna go into too much detail. He's listening to the show. That's one of the things about Chris and Billy and Tony and Jerabarra and Mike that's underrated. There's a lot of like South Florida listenership that you know a guy who knows a guy that's gonna listen to this and touch your coach.

I run into this guy like once a year. No one from my high school's listening to this. My coaches were assholes. Chris and I have the same guy like once a year no one from my high school's listening to this my coaches were assholes Chris and I had the same coat I'm not even sure I should say you know what I'm gonna protect identities here but I had wasn't Greek someone I had someone who listens to the show who I was thrashing on the show for years. Not a celebrity, but as a friend of someone who's famous, right?

And yesterday he approached me, he was like, dude, I love you, why are you always killing me on the show? And I was like, aw man. Now you have to tell us who it was. I can't, I don't know, maybe I should. Sports related or? Sports related.

You're in too deep, man. I'm in too deep. You can always bleep it after. Yeah, you did it to yourself someone that a mean always That's what I'm trying to think of right now. I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you it first I thought it was someone that rhymes with but that's not Not even as a draft crank not mark No, no, it's so remember Ramona Shelburne's report from The Bubble about Duncan Robinson and how he has imposter syndrome and it basically, I-

Was it Duncan? No, it was Duncan's friend that met him in The Bubble. So the story is they're in The Bubble and Duncan was playing great. He was shooting amazing, right? You played great the whole year, but in the bubble he was on another level and then there they're playing at i think that either the finals is deep in the playoffs lebron is walking by

and said was up on his i was so broad don't robinson's friend is sitting there he's like you crush that guy duties that you guys will know how crazy is that he was the greatest wherever and you just some guy from you know from may or new hampshire every summer ever and like after that nothing with the same because of duncan robinson that in that aura of invincibility was broken to the realize wait a second i am just some guy and these are the greatest players ever whatever that is the bronc and that is the one and he went to like this

slumper whatever and i was crushing the friend. That's it's all your fault You got yeah, that's why you got to bring you got to know who to bring you can't bring people who? Break that or of invincibility. I've run that bit for years right for years anytime. Duncan Robinson has a bad game I always blame the friend yesterday admit the friend and he's the nicest guy ever and he's like the worst face to face with your Demon so that's this is way people think oh, I mean you talk all that shit, and then you run into people What happens they think that like people what I'm afraid of are like hey mother ever like you that I'm not afraid of that Mm-hmm. I don't like come come at me, bro. The thing I'm afraid of is what happened last night Which is the guy was like dude? I listen to you all the time. I love your stuff like why are you crushing me? And then you feel badly about it.

I felt awful. For the rest of the evening. The take still stands for him, right? For the rest of time, really. I felt awful, yeah, the take still stands for him. I told him, I was like, but you know. He feels so bad, he won't reverse the take. No, no.

That's all right, Duncan's gone too far. But I will never have that take again, for two reasons. One, I think Duncan has moved past it, finally. Well passed. Right, and two, because I'm a decent human being and I understand feelings and people think a mean has no empathy. I'm here to tell you, where's my camera?

I care. I care about you. I don't want anyone to feel bad. I want you guys to feel good. Sometimes my harsh realities do rub people the wrong way, but ultimately I've learned, and I'm gonna be more conscientious in the future. Sure.

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Visit BetterHelp.com slash D-L-B today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp. H-E-L-P dot com slash D-L-B. Don LeBretard. Again started on the breakfast flan. Oh man. I've been singing a song to myself all morning Stugats you never heard the breakfast. No hit me with it. Okay. I wish I had some breakfast Fun no breakfast like that Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Which song? It was, I got one hand in my pocket, and they went on playing up the air. What was she doing with her voice?

I mean, that's an old song. I know. That's turning the century right there. I know, it's more than that. That's 20 CB right there. But like, she has a good singing voice, but then all of a sudden, I guess everyone in the 90s was guilty of this,

of doing that kind of voice. Eddie Vedder. Yeah. Yeah Vedder. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. You can see, before Pearl Jam, there were very few people that would get there, and then Eddie Vedder hit it big,

and then inspired a whole generation of vocal imitators. Yeah, it's... I was doing DMB during the break. Oh. Is that what made you think that? Yeah. He went something in the morning. Now here's the funny part.

There's only one person who has held strong to this singing style to this day. Shakira. Ah. La la la la la la. Like Shakira still does that voice. It's like she was influenced in the 90s and like, you know what?

Never giving this up. It's like someone's still using autotune right now. What? Finally, massive NFL trade, massive. Stephon Diggs is leaving Buffalo. He's being traded to CJ Stroud's Houston Texans. Wow. Huge, huge.

That is now a very potent Houston Texans offense helmed by a very promising quarterback that was really good last year headed into year two. If Tank Del gets healthy, Tank Del had a very impressive campaign last year before the injury. Is he the best number three wide receiver in the league? Cause you got Nico Collins, Stefan Diggs, Tank Del, with CJ Stroud at quarterback.

Brevin Jordan, who's a speed demon at tight end went to the you Dalton Schultz Yeah, and didn't they they upgraded at the running back position, right? They have Singletary who's been playing really well Yo, that might be also the number one Ranking they got mixin they got Joe mixin. Yeah, they had Singletary played well last year mixing now in for them That is a very fast team But also the best wide receiver names trio in the entire NFL, easily. You got Nico, Diggs, and Tank.

That's some names right there. Give me a receiving court with a better group of names. We were actually debating as this news broke who's the number one in Houston. There were actually some people voicing that Tank. Dell could be number one. Really? I think it's Nico Collins just based off of recent form. The way that Nico closed this

season. Much of that output may be because Tank Del went out, but Nico is a very good receiver in his own right. And Diggs, as the Buffalo offense found its form after getting rid of Ken Dorsey, he just wasn't putting up big production and there was a perfect pass headed his way into playoffs and he didn't find a way to make the play. He's played for a while. It would stand reason that he's at the certainly at the tail end of his career, but maybe now is when you start seeing a big dip in production. He's not the number one. I don't think he's 30. He's 30. So like, I think that's a good, a good like three, four years of still being a top-tier wide receiver

Like well, he doesn't have to be there. Sure his last couple games Kansas City at 24 yards Dallas he had 48 yards Chargers he had 29 yards. That's bad New England. He had 26 yards real bad Miami last game this season He had 87 yards So was it the rift started somewhere in there with him and Josh Allen? Because I feel like that's when things started coming out and we're like, hey, I don't know.

Did it start last year? They've almost been breaking up for three years over there because everyone saw this Josh Allen contract coming and it would be really difficult for them to keep Diggs with Josh Allen eating up so much of their money. And Diggs would would kinda leave crumbs, letting people know that he wasn't necessarily super happy there.

So this happened yesterday, actually. Robert Griffin III had a post where he's questioning whether Diggs is essential to Josh Allen's high-level performances, before declaring that yes, he is. And then I guess a Twitter user named The Peaky Pirate responded with, does Josh benefit from having a top tier receiver? Yes, is he essential to success?

No, and Diggs responded to The Peaky Pirate by saying, you sure about that? You sure about that? Diggs would have an argument because Josh Allen, if you look at his career, it certainly changed for the much better once Diggs arrived. And now you look at that Buffalo offense and they have to address some of these things

in the draft too. They lost their two top receivers in free agency, but Diggs looks to be on the way down and Gabe Davis was really frustrating to watch. But Diggs can certainly, he has merit to his argument if he wants to take some credit for Josh Allen's success, but how about Houston? That is a really fascinating team. I love, there are a few things that I love more

than a team that you're saying, oh yeah, nice little team, you guys are gonna get over here in a couple of years, and then they do a move and it's like, oh no, no, no, we're trying to be there now. I love those deals. Yeah, when you have the quarterback on the rookie contract, that you can already say, if you're drafting the quarterbacks

in the league right now to start your franchise, you may be stunned where CJ Stroud goes, honestly. Let's do it, let's run quarterback. It feels like an all in move for them. Well, you have to be. When you seize the windows, when they were a playoff team, they won a play off game last year. You have the young quarterback, you go for it. Yeah. You absolutely go for it.

You put them chips in the middle of the table and say all in, I love an all in move. I love it. He was, he was for Buffalo. And I think that this is an all in move there. I'm all in move. Super, super potent. They already, they already addressed their running back situation. They got Joe Mixon, who's still really good. Who else do you have that would be an all in move? You have the quarterback.

The defense is good. This team's ready. Offensive line is decent. This team is announcing itself, Jessica, saying, hey, you guys are talking about tomorrow. How about today? How about right now? Sounds like Stefan Diggs trying to win a Twitter fight.

You think he called his agent and was like, hey, I got something to prove. Back me up here. I got to show these Buffalo fans something next year. Oh my god. I love that idea of like, oh man, now I said that shit. I got to make something. What quarterback can I tie to who's really good?

That's a hell of a one. So hold on. I want to do this. I want to rank quarterbacks because I was out with some friends about No, okay next segment. Let's ranking quarterback. So you'd want to start your franchise with Yeah, if all these quarterbacks entered some sort of fantasy drafts area We all agree that Patrick Mahomes would go number one. Yes, you still neutral like Even at the number that he's at, he's proven.

You have Patrick Mahomes on, doesn't matter what kind of disarray your locker room may be, doesn't matter how bad your wide receiver production may be. This year definitely, that is true. You can be in the Super Bowl conversation every year. Also have a really good defense. But I think for the rest of the list, money does matter. Money does matter.

Lamar Jackson? I think Shr Money does matter. Lamar Jackson? I think Shroud would go over Lamar Jackson in these scenarios. Let's do this. CJ Stroud versus insert name. Do you think Stroud over Lamar Jackson? Yeah, especially at the camp number, just entering year two, I think CJ Stroud showed a lot there.

But that kind of alters it though, because if you're doing it on a rookie deal, and wouldn't everybody technically be on a rookie deal if you were all drafting this? In this scenario, you slot them where their contracts are at. It's a dispersal draft. Yeah. doing it on a rookie deal and wouldn't everybody technically be on a rookie deal if you were all drafting this? No, no. In this scenario you slot them where their contracts are at. It's a dispersal draft. Yeah. And also, even if their contracts were the same, I wouldn't hesitate. It's C.J.

Stroud over Lamar Jackson. Wow. Would not hesitate in the least. Wow. No hesitation. No. From this point forward, no hesitation. Let's cut to the chase. Honestly, I'm offended that you would take Lamar Jackson. Hold on. Is there a quarterback beyond the homes

that you would take over CJ Stroud? Any quarterback. I'd probably take Josh Allen still. Really? Yeah. From here on out? Nah, bro. From here on out.

No way. Josh Allen, I think, deserves to be in the conversation. But I would personally, I would take CJ Stroud. There's a ton of caveats, though, because now we're just playing who's the best young quarterback on a rookie deal. Oh, it's CJ Stroud. OK, the game's over. Literally, it's CJ Stroud. Okay. The game's over. That was the game. But then the game's over. But okay.

Justin Herbert he had, he's going to get his, the money is going to kick in. Can we talk about something here? We've been cooking up a little bit of a conspiracy theory. So Jim Harbaugh has been talking about how JJ McCarthy is like the greatest quarterback who ever lived. And I don't doubt him. I don't think he's like doing a thing there. I think J.J. McCarthy is really his guy and someone that's very special to him. But now that he's the head coach of the Chargers, I think he should put his money where his mouth is. I think he should trade Justin Herbert and draft J.J. McCarthy. If he really buys into J.J.

McCarthy, what does he have to lose? I've got J.J. McCarthy picking up the phone. He's like, hello, coach. I heard what you said the other day, and I was just wondering if it's not too much of a problem. Can I play for you and possibly be the starter too? Like his voice is cracking and everything. I think here's how the draft goes.

I think Patrick Mahomes goes number one. I do think C.J. Stroud probably goes number two. And think Patrick Mahomes goes number one. I do think CJ Stroud probably goes number two. And I think Caleb Williams goes number three. What about Joe Burrow, had he not signed the deal? I think Joe Burrow is in that top five. Even with the deal and the injuries, I think Joe Burrow is a top five in this fantasy draft. I also don't think that you can discount

a quarterback like Drake May. What if J.J. McCarthy, but you get four first round picks for Justin Burrow? That's how I know the draft is approaching when the quarterback that Michigan was hiding all year is now considered to be the second best quarterback in there and people are going through Drake May's Twitter Instagram follows and people are Dissecting cell phone colors. This is all ridiculous. It's all ridiculous

We watched Drake May we watched JJ McCarthy, it's clear who the better quarterback is from just how the team designed their offense. They had plenty of success and I've heard J.J. McCarthy now all of a sudden can make all the throws. Why didn't he make them in Michigan? Yeah. Why didn't he? I know that they had a style, it worked out, their champs, but it seemed as though they were hiding him. They were. It doesn't seem, it is. That's it.

The biggest player of their season was an unbelievable player that a receiver made on a poorly thrown ball and it was also tipped. Yeah, just a tip. Hey, hard. I knows how to win with J. J. McCarthy. Just saying he gets he gets McCarthy. So we're looking at we're looking at the mock draft, right? Jordan loves the top 10 picking this in this draft in this quarterback draft. Okay. Jordan Love? I can allow that. Yeah, Jordan Love, certainly top 10. Top 10? Chargers have five, why not, you take the picks, right?

You go up and you get McCarthy at two. I like how your voice got quieter. Yeah, you trade with the commies, right? You move up to two. Now you get a wealth of picks in the back end, and then what you do is you take J.J. McCarthy two overall, right? This is our guy. Right. Herbert's gone. Hey all of a sudden who do the commies have that the Chargers had last year?

Austin Eckler, you need to fill in the running back spot. No second round 37th pick Blake Corum one two punch And now you've got your core now. You got your core your core you've got Harbaugh you got McCarthy you've got Blake Corum one two three. I Don't know no it sucks I like the idea

It goes to Jessica's thing. It's like you talk all that shit. Now. Let's see back it up. Yeah back it up I would like to see the Michigan offense with Justin Herbert there though should drive Zinter Justin Herbert's a really good quarterback. Would he be top 10? He would be in the top 10. Would he? Of this quarterback, you have any quarterback you want, provided that they're at that contract number.

I think Justin Herbert goes top 10. Tua? No, not top 10. Not a Tua? Not top 10. He goes in the first round though. Kyler Murray? Justin Fields.

I think Tua would go over Kyler. No you think so I Know right I'd neck and neck. I think I was had bad teams That he's elevated to make a little bit better like he's never had hurts. I Don't feel I don't have I don't have conviction over that I could see teams like in Kyla Murray more But you like Kyla Murray more than toua. What about what she said, Jill Hartz? Again, I think that's that same tier. But what I'm saying is CJ Shroud is certainly a tier above. What about Baker?

He's terrible. Don LeBretard. We got a Freeney Hardaway. A Freeney? Who is a Freeney Hardaway? I was trying to read fast. UD was on the team. Free knee hard away. I was trying to read fast. You deal was on the team. Luke Jackson, Bobby Jones, the matrix. I'm Marian.

Stu guts. So shacks, mush Parker, Chris Quinn, D way, Jason Williams. They're all right. I mean, stacked roster. This is the down Libertar show with his two guards As an avid uber rider By avid I mean I must take like a zillion ubers a day. A lot of people don't know this right before the pandemic Uber had a plan to unveil an unlimited ride program.

Like you paid a flat rate monthly and then you just rode. Is there a limit to like, okay. There was a limit, you couldn't say, drive me to San Diego, right? But within a certain geographical limit. Like a car subscription. Pretty much. Okay.

And I was thinking about it, I was like, nah, I'm never gonna ride that many Ubers in a month how could I do it and now I'm like wow that would have been great if it still existed but you've been grandfathered in like your Spotify plan I'm still on my Spotify and Hulu what's your Spotify plan I Spotify and Hulu had a joint plan years and years ago it's like if you subscribe to Spotify premium you get Hulu for free yeah how does that work now with Hulu being integrated? I don't like the new color for Disney Plus, I'm just gonna say it.

I hate it, I hate it. Yeah, you're a parent. What is it? It's teal now, they combined the Hulu green with the blue of Disney Plus, and it's teal. Yeah, it's ugly. Makes my TV look off. It looks very ugly, it looks like your TV has some issues.

Yeah, and it's still like, look, I have a child, I don't need to see poor things being advertised there. I had a bluey. This is weird. Dude, it's the craziest. When you fire up Disney Plus now, it goes from like- More like Teely. The Simpsons.

And then it's like Bad Batch. And then it's like, what is it? Shogun. I'm like, wait a second, man. You can't just mix these things. I'm getting to Shogun. That looks scary. Shogun is fire. I'm three, wait a second, man. Like, you can't just mix these things. I'm getting to Shogun. Shogun's fire. Shogun is fire.

I'm three episodes in. Oh, dude. I got to finish Curb now because you were so strong on Curb. Curb is strong, but when you get a chance, Shogun is great. I literally, it's not a second screen show. Let me just warn anybody. Oh, you have to be reading. It is 60%, Tony, would you say more?

I like that, though. I'm trying to fix my posture. And this is just because I'm always in my phone Hey man, this the one hook the one critique I have about Shogun Uh-huh. It's it's one thing that me and my friends have talked about is for the two guys that watch it. So They're they're essentially Getting to Japan for the first time ever right English sailors English Yeah, English sailors that get there are getting to Japan for the first time ever the Portuguese have already settled

They've already made colonies. They've already cuz I can't understand this without a white man So no, so no. So what they do is half the show 60% of the show 70% of the show is in Japanese Yeah, so you're reading subtitles. Yes, but then they say that the translator speaks Portuguese Yes, so the show is in English, but also Portuguese because they speak Portuguese So in the show accurate even though the the main white guy is in English, but also Portuguese, because they speak Portuguese. So in the show, even though the main white guy is an Englishman, he speaks Portuguese. But he's speaking English. And everybody, the other language spoken in Japan

at the time is Portuguese, because the Portuguese are the only ones who have made it to Japan. And they kind of hid a secret to how to get there so that the rest of Europe couldn't do what they're doing, which is have these exclusive trade routes. So, whenever the characters aren't speaking in Japanese, they're actually speaking in Portuguese, but because this is not a Portuguese show, this show for dumbasses like me and Tony and Fuentes,

they make Portuguese English. I don't think it's a show for dumbasses, there were reviews for this. It's an amazing show. But I'm just saying, if they wanted to be really accurate accurate they'd be speaking in Portuguese right and then we just read The entire time different colored subtitle right like like parasite you watch the entire movie in subtitles, and it was fine I don't speak Korean no, but I'd rather read and have the authentic thing of like them speaking Portuguese Then the double read any hoodles is odd to see that when you're trying to you know fire up the bluey. I

Just I'd just prefer not. Highly recommend. Just put a Hulu tab on there. Make sure there's age verification and whatnot. That means there is when you log in with your profile. Like the profile is supposed to. Because my kids have a profile. Each one has their own profile.

And when you go there, Hulu tab does not come up. I don't have a profile for the kids. Now I've got to go and do that so you put more work on me. Well, but this is the good news now the algorithm is gonna be more curated so that right when your daughter watches she's gonna get like targeted stuff and then you get Deadpool 3 or whatever right all right but are you grandfathered in still with your spot I'm still grandfathered my hulu I still haven't played are you bring a lot on work trips yeah like to inform the here doesn't have front of the airport. When he's here, he doesn't have a car here.

Two over on the airport is 90% of my Ubers. But then, like, when I'm here, if I go somewhere, definitely, like, I'm doing my expenses from All-Star Weekend. And there was a lot of Ubering because of inclement weather. But when you're home, you have a car. Yeah. So there's, like, a cost-benefit analysis of, like, just having a lease and having a car versus it.

But you travel. In the city I live in, in Phoenix, of just having a lease and having a car versus, but you travel. In the city I live in, in Phoenix, there's no way the monthly Uber, if it existed, could beat a lease, because it's impossible. Everything in Phoenix is 20 miles away, even though that's a seven minute drive, because you just gun it.

Especially the Tesla. Like that video that you sent me of that guy. I was looking at it, so I sent Amin a video last last night because we were talking about Tesla's yesterday and the pickup speed In which they go and I didn't realize my stupid American brain was like oh, they're doing it in kilometers Yeah, so it starts going and I'm like, oh man. This is going fast. Wait a second. It's doing 200 miles an hour Wait a second. He's doing 375 what's happening, but it's kilometers, but that's He's doing 375 what's happening, but it was kilometers, but that's still very bad You know one it was still really fast And especially when you see him passing like regular cars that of course are all speeding also, but he's going nothing like it

Yeah, because and by the way that was the Tesla plaid which is like the plaid is the big boy That's the supercharger one, but given that I ride test. Oh testers ride ubers a lot I Don't think I have a lot of Uber stories, because mainly because I go comfort, I say don't talk to me and all that. Tony, you seem to have Uber stories though. My issue is that I have straight from the light, I mean, okay, I'm usually an Uber guy, right,

with my MX Platinum, I have Uber rights, so like I'm locked in. Look at me moving It was one time, again, I'm a train taker. I take the train every single day. And there was one day that the train stopped at a certain stop and was like, hey, everybody out. There's something on the track.

It wasn't the day that the guy was on the track. This is a different day. There's something on the track. Everybody's got to get out. The problem is, as I exit the train with 500 other people, there's already like 500 people waiting in the platform that are all pissed. So I'm like, damn, okay, what do we do here?

I'm still too far to walk to my house, but close enough where it's gonna be like a seven minute Uber ride. So I get downstairs and they're like, look, we have a bus, like a metro date bus that's gonna take you from this stop to the next stop and then you'll be able to get on. And I'm like, all right, do I take an Uber?

I was like, you know what, I'll just get on the bus. So the bus takes us to the next stop and I'm like, I have to get out, this bus is terrible. Because there's people standing, it's like a Disney bus where everybody's just kind of standing, holding onto stuff. The problem is I have a lady who's four foot eight, like 69 years old, sitting right in front of me, so I can't really move.

I don't really. The lady who tripped up the stairs that you didn't help up the one time? No, that was a different lady on a different train. But I should have helped her. The lady who heard you fart. No. I might have been her, actually.

That's a call back to Mr. Crate. So I get out and I'm like, all right, I'm at the university stop, which is right in front of UM. And I'm like, I need to get off this bus. I'm gonna be sick, it's hot, it's disgusting. So I'm like, you right, I'm at the university stop which is right in front of UM. And I'm like, I need to get off this bus. I'm gonna be sick, it's hot, it's disgusting. So I'm like, you know what, let me call an Uber. So I call my Uber and it says it's gonna be 25 minutes. And I'm like,

25 minutes to get there? No, no, 25 minutes for them to come get me. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, yeah, 25, like that's the pickup time, not like the drop off time. For whatever reason, because of traffic on US 1, it was like 25 minutes to get me. And I was like, all right, let me check Lyft.

Not a huge Lyft guy. Me too. You know, I stick with my stuff, but I strayed from the light. They said seven minutes to pick me up on Lyft. And I was like, okay, it's gonna be 15 bucks to my house. Whatever, no biggie. That was Indianapolis, by the way.

It was like Lyft's like five minutes. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna do Lyft then. Might have to stray. So the guy picks me up, Hispanic guy, whatever, I talk to him in Spanish. I get in, I have a meeting that I have to be on on a zoom at 330 right now it's like 315 it's gonna take me like 15 minutes to get to the house so I'm good so I take off my headphones

I'm just it was hot so I'm just getting AC I'm sitting there and then all the sudden I hear this music that I've never heard before right and I'm looking at the guys just spoke to him in Spanish right and then I hear this like heavy metal and I'm not a heavy metal guy I'm not a rock man is more set but no no no I'm not I'm not a heavy metal guy I'm not a rock guy like I know my stuff I stick to my to my Latin music I stick to my hip-hop like that's what I do so this guy starts playing not just one song but a playlist of heavy heavy heavy German metal and I'm sitting in the back like what I guess whatever I'm like what is happening right now

Stein so I'm I'm listening to the songs I'm like this is insane this this guy I don't know I need to get home because I don't know what's gonna happen yeah so I start looking at the names of the songs in German yeah I don't know I need to get home because I don't know what's gonna happen Yeah, so I start looking at the names of the songs in German. Yeah, no, right the flea guns in storko Whatever So I'm I'm looking like you know what let me Google because I don't know what the what they're saying I have no idea. I just hear heavy metal rock. Yeah, I'm like, let me Google lyrics. No the name of the song Okay, I'm looking at the name of the song the name of the song It's ikck Haaser Kinder. Ick Haaser Kinder. What was the band?

I don't know what the band was, but it was a full playlist But the song I decided to Google as I'm sitting in the back of this lift and I have six minutes to get to My house is Ick Haaser Kinder, which when I put it in Google Translate means I hate children. Oh I'm like Jessica I'm like wow, this is a little weird. I have one by Tim Linderman. Oh, isn't that the Romstein guy? My name is Tim Linderman and I hate children. It felt, it felt, yeah, I do.

It made me feel uneasy. Let's just say that. He keeps behind the curtain. I don't actually hate kids, but this weekend I was at a wedding and this kid kept asking me to arm wrestle one of Lehman's cousins And I no mercy I was so mad about the Notre Dame women's basketball game I was like alright, let's do it two seconds boom and he's like can we do it again? I was like sure two seconds boom and he's like, can we do left hand? I was like fine two seconds. Boom I'm like, I've got a line of kids But also, how do you feel that the kid looked at the entire wedding party and looked at you as that?

I think I could take her. He saw me and was like, oh, yeah, she's the second youngest person here other than me. She's still arm wrestling. Tim Lindemann? I don't know what the- It's not Lindemann. It's Lindman.

That's Ramstein, I think. Till Lindman. Yeah, he is the frontman of Ramstein. And he's 61 years old. Wow. I keep in very good health. But wasn't that band very popular in the 80s and 90s? Rammstein and he's 61 years old But wasn't that band like very popular in like that 80s and 90s I remember them with the do has Matrix wasn't it mid 90s. Yes, they're very popular I think that was how I became aware of it, but I could be wrong

Long story short it was a very awkward uber ride because I'm just he's blasting this heavy metal How old is this guy? He's in his 40s Maybe okay, but like Hispanic guy cuz I told us we spoke in Spanish But he is just cruising listening to this music. I don't even understand it No kind of car like a Toyota Corolla You can be in the in the worst car in the world But if the drivers listening to something like sort of nice, it feels like you're in a limousine. I was in an Uber, it was like a Camry, and he was listening to the NPR Classical Station

on the way to LaGuardia the other day, and I was like, whoo hoo. I'm gonna miss my tea. You've never been more hoity toity in your life. He said, it could be the worst car in the world, but if it plays something nice, it feels great. I was in like a Camry. I just picked the most popular car. You picked the car that's the most popular car. I was in like a Camry. I just picked the most popular car

The NPR classical station and then that guy must suck yeah, and then Jessica got her little teacup out big tip for this guy I like Camry's I Like your car, and I like your radio station you get get a big tip. My guy hated kids. I hate children It's you know what it's not as pleasant as that Yeah It's a lot more I Don't know that's a lot of little song song like to me