The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Da Yankee Loo (feat. The Kid Mero)

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

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this is the dan levator show with the stucats podcast we're going to do the bucket here in a little bit and i'd like to involve the kid marrow in our bucket of punishments have him involved in the football picks and have him have to be punished by costume or something else if he loses when we go to to the bucket. At the end of this, we're going to do Refrand del Dia with him. I don't know why he's so proudly Yankee today. He's still got Derek. He's got, don't, yeah, I mean, you got Derek Cheater behind you. The captain is ashamed of what happened to the Yankees' worst postseason ERA ever in the history of baseball, our most historic game, because Vladimir Guerrero

clubbed you guys in a way that's like truly embarrassing. But before we get to that, before we get to Refrand del Dia, can you tell me whether or not you? your kissing greeting has been neutered by the pandemic and the modern age. Can you walk up by way of Hispanic greeting and still just kiss somebody, uh, entering or do you have more trepidation about that than you used to because of where we are today? No, I still, I, damn, do you just spark that in my brain? I didn't even think about that.

Like I have been operating like a Latino male, you know what I'm saying? Dominicana soy. I've been operating since I was exited the womb. So I'm kissing every titi that I come across. Like, it has not changed. You know what I'm saying? Like, my approach is still the same. I still do the DAP, come in for the hug.

If you resist, you're not a Dap hugger. That's cool. We just stop it at the Dap. You know what I'm saying? But like, Tittis and Diyos and Dias and like elders? I'm like, ah, Midoia. You know what I'm saying? like, no, go my table.

You know what I'm saying? Like, it's very, you know, keep the tradition. Not elders, though, Miro. Like, I was talking more so before, like, so, like, I'm Cuban, but I don't know what's appropriate to say hello to someone when it's not, specifically, like, in professional settings. Like, there's a conflict. You grow up in a Cuban community.

Everyone's Cuban. Like, okay, you kiss everybody. Hello. And then you get out of the bubble into the real world. It's like, oh, you don't just go up and kiss people. Like, that is weird. Yeah. Yeah.

Listen, so context matters, yes. You don't want to be Cuomo, you know what I'm saying? Where you're just being like, hey, I'm not like, I'm not a weird guy. I'm Italian. It's a cultural thing. That's what we do. We just kiss people on the mouth. We touch their cans a little bit.

That's what we do. We're just Italian. It's traditional. That's that, no, no. Do not do that. Do not do that. Thank you for the visual aid on the touching of the cans, by the way. Some people don't know, Dan.

Sometimes you got to see what's up with them. It's like Tom Brady with the football. So you got to check the PSI on the kids. Anyway, having that context, like I said, content is important. In a professional setting, no, you don't just jump out and kiss somebody, even though it is traditional. He's not saying professional, though.

He's just saying someone outside of culture by way of greeting your meaning someone. Oh, it's like, it really is, like, game time decision. You know what I'm saying? It's like a bang, bang play. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, if you feel the energy and they are a kiss receiver and you're a kiss giver and you just feel it, you know, you can feel it. Like, it's the same thing with the dab hug combo.

Like, if somebody resists the debt, there's a lot of guys, you know, listen, I'm in Jersey now, y'all. And, like, there's a lot of guys that I coach with that do the dad punk combo and they bring it in. And a lot of them are members of law enforcement. And they do, they give me like a firm, like they stop the dapp. They interrupted that and turn it into like a regular like, you know, like, hey, buddy, handshake. Because they're not even trying to do the daft. They're because they cast. So there's an energy in greeting somebody that you feel automatically.

So you know if they're a kisser, hugger, dapper. You know what I'm saying? Like the karate like real quick, like, yo, what's up, bro? Like, or if they're like a, hey, how are you, buddy? for a handshake guy, you know? But you got to meet their energy is the thing. Like, you can't be the one that tries to set the tone because that's where you end up getting yourself in trouble.

Like, it's better to kind of do like the key and peel where you like insult them, like, assuming like this is what it is. And like, I'd rather you be insulted than I cross the line. Exactly. Don't quote one of yourself. You know what I mean? Go in there with a, hey, buddy. And if it goes beyond that, you know what I'm saying?

If the energy is right for a hug or an embrace a warm and race. Every time I say, Dan, I gave him a kiss on a chicktillo, and I give him a warm hug, you know, you know, Mike as well, you know, we do the double kiss, you know, mafioso, you know. I was going to say Pat Riley. I thought Pat Riley was actually in the studio with you guys. That's like this is a cut out. Put it on the poll, please, Juju at Levitard show. Do you trust the guy who won't correctly do the Dap hug combo with you? We're going to get to Refron Del Dia. We've got to get to Tony's top 25. I want to ask Mero about what's going on in pop culture right now surrounding Bad Bunny.

And we just came to the realization that the complaints from certain people saying, I don't understand what he's saying is valid because we kind of speak Spanish, understand Spanish, and we don't know what he's saying either. Listen, all he has to say is, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Bad Bonnie, baby. Be it, baby, baby. Live it of what you are. I'm trying to feel, free.

How about the thing? Here, you know, and deluto, but we're okay. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're good. I know. I get to. What do you make of the reaction, though?

Because he's a very popular pick with people who are monitoring popularity, but there is Fox out there and a whole lot of people are mad about Bad Bunny being the halftime show. Like, so two things. First of all,

you're an idiot. This is the most popular artists on the planet right now, like, period, end the story. Why not? Like, this is, this is business, guys. This is business. NFL's playing games in Brazil. They're playing games in London. They're trying to globalize American football. And what better way to do with them by being like, hey, guys, look, we're going to have a Puerto Rican guy do the halftime show. You know what I'm saying? And he's going to say, he's going to do all of it in Spanish. You know what I'm saying? And we're expanding. We're opening the doors of the NFL y'all like welcome everybody can be here and like be a part of this also shot to my guy eddie won

he gave me a crazy take that i think is kind of accurate what is the nfl need to function black and brown bodies you know what i'm saying and how do you get black and brown bodies interested in the game of football then by putting an artist out there that represents them you got a lot of dominican baseball players that came to the major leagues because it was just cheaper you know what i'm saying so on a business this could be a sciop you know what I'm saying like it could be it could be something crazy but for the guy that's walking out of the

bass pro shop complaining shut the fuck up bro this is not about you this is about the NFL and growing the game and what better way to grow the game than having the literal most popular international artist you keep doing that you're biased okay Taylor Swift is bigger stop Dan stop that

Taylor Swift is bigger than bad money he doesn't get it he doesn't get it you can't turn up to Taylor Swift. It's not, I've never been at a club. And I, listen, maybe I'm at the wrong clubs. I've never been at the right clubs. You're at the right club. At a dance. Thank you, Tony. A party, anything where anybody's been like, yo, throwing that Taylor Swift. She doesn't have like bangers. You know what I mean? Like, she doesn't have a sapphire. God, no. You don't have an a or your bias because you and, you and D's called Taylor Swift long back on Fallon a while ago.

you've been tearing down Taylor Swift for a while. You, you personally. No, hey, listen, don't do that because the friends are going to call me again. Listen, the thing with Taylor Swift is that it's just not for me. It's not for me. And when I say it's not for me, I mean that it's not for most people like me. You know what I'm saying? Means you're not a 14-year-old white girl.

Yeah. Right. Exactly. Thank you. You know what I don't want to say that because it could have been isolated and used it as a sound bite against me. but that's what it is bro this is like this is like teeny popper like I'm gonna take my daughter to a Taylor Swiss show in like five years you know what I'm saying like it's not for me like it's for them and like they are not watching football like otherwise she'd be doing it every year

what's the cut off on taking your your daughter to a bad bunny show uh week ago whenever like there's no age limit for that like I don't care friends and family everybody included all family affair it's a family affair bro I don't even can't like cover your ears when he says, Situ-9 or tomorrow like this cover your ears

He opens with that That's the first Yeah song Are they gonna Here's Mary All right Here's a question

I've had So obviously There's a lot of Hispanic and Spanish curse words That people don't understand

Are they going to bleep the Hispanic Spanish curse words On the Super Bowl Hopefully not Hopefully

Hopefully the NFL is so American and so like Anglo that they're like Yeah whatever He's just saying

You know I think Sometimes I did it last time, but it was just like singing in non-English. Yes. Like speaking in non-English, just do that and let him go crazy. One of my great joys growing up in Miami is that the FCC doesn't listen to Spanish radio because they don't understand the words.

So I'm like, how the hell are they getting away with all of this? And it's just because it's a different language somewhere. No, it's not a straight Gajonis. No, it's there, no one's governing Spanish language radio. There is no governance of it. It's awesome. It's unbelievable. It is. There is nobody who understands what's being said on Spanish language radio, governing Spanish language radio.

Spanish curses are different, though, than, like, English curse. I know that that's, like, a ridiculous thing to say, but, like, in Spanish, you don't get as easily offended by, like... Coñazo. Yeah, like, by Hispanities is, like, and also, like, a curse word could also mean something like, this is really endearing, actually. You know what I mean? So, like, it's hard to be offended by something that's also a compliment half the time. Pulito. that's what I'm saying.

Also, the Ito, the ito, the ito, suffix makes everything, like, less offensive. Soffens it. Like, yeah, softens the blow, you know what I'm saying? And, like, also, like, Spanish and such, it's like a more, it's a romance language. So you can say something like, God, you know, and it lay is different. You know what I'm saying? Then we'd be like, flak, dude. Again, it's just because the FCC doesn't have anybody who knows what the words are that are being said.

I mean, what are you doing here? Are you like, you want censorship? You want them to start saying, like, what's going on here? You think Mike Lombardy and his typewriter are going to learn Spanish in order to govern me? Dance Pro FCC, this is crazy. Wow. You should listen to the Kid Mero, Victory Light with the Kid Mero. It's IHeart Radio, new episodes twice a week, wherever it is you get your podcast.

You should also watch him on his YouTube channel at according to the kid. We're going to get to Refron Del Dia. We're going to get to 25 rigatone artists, top 25 of all time. But I need to make fun of your Yankees for a second. So let me do this in a number of different ways. First of all, play for him, John Sterling, being hit by a foul ball. Now the three-two swing on, a pop foul back here. How?

How. Ow. It really hit me. I didn't know it was coming back that far. That hurt. That hurt me? Y'all, you hear that? That's an old man.

That's an old man. That's the old man. That's like, yo, you took, you take pop into a Marlins game and he catches a foul ball to the neck, bro. Like, that's, that's, that's old man pain, bro. That's a different type of pain because old men don't feel pain. So when they get hurt, it's like, yo, this, that shit really hurt. So, and the ow, bro, it wasn't even like an, oh, it wasn't like a manly look. He was like, ow.

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Fraud. Everybody was like, yo, he's better to jail in prison. He's better. The Nick should have drafted him. Fraud. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. Don, you're making it a new role. Oh.

Can you play Vladimir direct? I was going to say, why didn't he call a rigatoni? We're all fighting our battles here, Maro. I was like, I like a bullionets. I like it with vodka sauce. I like a little rigatoni carbonara. Sometimes, you know, throw the egg in the... Oh.

We're making fun of him here, not me today. Let's play Vladimir Guerrero. enjoying making fun of the Yankees. Dalie. Yankee loose. That sounds so Dominican. He's torn right now. He's torn right now to say something.

He loves Vladi, though. Papi. Let me tell you something. David Ortiz. Papi. You're of what myo. You're a legend. But as no.

Asi no. So, so he braga. Also, Vladita. Yo, Vladi Jr., yo, Bahález, my bro. Like, like, suave, bro, you play for the Toronto Blue Jays, gang. Remember that. You play for the Toronto Blue Jays. That can lose.

That's fine. But we will be right back here next year. You will not. Okay? We had a bad stretch in the summer that would have changed everything. By the way, we demolished the Boston Red Sox, who, uh, The jerky's loose. The Yankee loose.

Yeah, okay, that's fine, Bobby. You invented that phrase, you coined that phrase. Your team also got smuffed by a kid named Cam Schlittler. The Yankee lose. That's fine. The guys are blowing it. The women are doing great. The game is doing great shot at the Mitch person.

You know what I'm saying? We're doing good. New York sponsors, we're up. Okay? Next, about to kick it off. We're looking for now. nominal 7 p.m. is about to come back out. You know what I'm saying? We, we, we, we look, you New York sports is in a great place. Jackson Dart is our starting quarterback. I'm going there

tonight. You listen to me. Who you got? Draft Kings? Who's your, who's your, it's? It's only draft Kings. Draft Kings is the only thing that matters. Draft Kings. Everybody that's putting a bet in tonight, 24, 21 New York Giants over the Philadelphia Eagles tonight, Thursday night. I'm in the building. Yankee loose. He knows so little English. Yeah. He knows what he needs to know.

Yankee loose. That is the perfect accent from someone who basically doesn't know very much English, but knows how to make fun of the Yankees in English. That's it. Yankee loose. You know what people are like, you know, do you speak Spanish? And they're like, yeah, I know some bad words. Like, that's poppy with English.

English. Like, he's like, yo, do you speak English? He's like, yeah, I know how to, like, slander the Yankees. The great part of that sound is that there's no Esse's on either Yankee or loses. Yankees, there's nothing. The Yankee loose. No, Yankee loose. Yankee Lou. The Yankee Lou. The Yankee, look at me Louie. The Yankee loose. No essence. That's a look at me Louis right there. about Luke Gehrig. Someone talking about Lou Gehrig in the 1960s.

The Yankee Lou Gehrig disease. What? He doesn't know enough English to put the S at the end of Yankees or everything is a Z in there. He doesn't have the English

facility to say this correctly. Let's say something. This is an important fact to know about Dominicans. Dominicans don't believe in S's. In Spanish or in English. We do not believe in the letter S. The letter S is not

aggris for us. In Spanish or in English. The Yankee Loo? The Yankee Loo. And let's play the Toronto manager. Do you know his name, Mero? Do you know John Schneider's name?

Snyder. Here's Schneider making fun of your Yankee Loo. Every single one of you can bullpen game, Nathan Lucas, Miles Straw, all you it takes everybody every day. Start spreading the news, bitches, we're going. That you can't lose. You know what, you know what, you know what? Listen, I'm, I'm truly, truly unbothered by this.

But what bothers me is that every other fan. base makes it this is your championship. I said this is what the paces, bro. Like, this is your championship, bro. Like beating New York is your championship for every fan base across America. It's sad.

Have pride in your own teams, guys. Have pride in winning and just winning. Like, yo, we're going to the ALCS, something we haven't done in Mad Long because we suck. We're the Toronto Blue Jays. We absolutely suck.

Vladimir Guerrero is wasting his career playing here. We're not going to, win anything of any, you know what I'm saying? We're not going to win a ring. You're not going to do that. You're not going to win a World Series. Have fun. Enjoy it. Enjoy beating the Yankees. You know what I'm saying?

Who brought in Camila Doval, you know what I'm saying? And, you know, to shore up the bullpen. You know what I'm saying? Like, hey, enjoy, enjoy. You know what I'm saying? Because you know what? It's never going to happen again. It's not going to happen again. How does baseball keep getting away with this?

where you have a champagne celebration just for, we got out of the second round. This is the dumbest thing. Outside of the Minnesota Timberwolves at one time, I don't see any other professional North American sports behave this way for just merely advancing past the first round. It's because baseball is such a slog. The entire season, there's 1,000 and 35 games,

and you're playing every single day. You're flying to Detroit 20 times a year. so it's just like you know like when when it's over you're like yeah you know what I'm saying like you know it's almost over I think they're not celebrating the fact that they made it to the next step they're celebrating the fact that they're closer to the end you know what I'm saying that's what I think Mero Complex came out with the top 25 regatong artists of all time I'm not going to give all 25 regatone there you go there you got you know all right I'm going to give you I think I agree with the top 10 I'll give you the top 10 in a second But from the notables from the top 25

23 de la ghetto A little low for me But that's fine Little low but there's some OGs in this like back half Niengo Flow at 22 Okay Nicky Jam at 18 Which I thought was a little low as well

Yeah It's probably should be a top 10 Hectoritito at 17 Yeah I know I know I know That's crazy That's blasphemous

I know I'm Dominican I know And that's blasphemous I know Hector and Tito is 17 is low Kaya 13 at 16 Anuel at 15

and Zion and Lennox at 11. What? Yeah. Yo, Zion and Lennox is top five. First of all, let me stop. Like, yo, first of all, Nikki Jam, like, musically should be in the top 10. As a dude, he's a very hot girl.

It's a very hot. Looky-nicky. So hot. She's so hot. Nikki Jam. That's probably more bump them down. But listen, if you were a reggae tone duo and you had an ampersane in your name, you're in the top 10.

It was hot. Whatever it was, it was hot. Spider-Len-Lenox, Alexi-Feedle, not even in the list. Not on the list. All right, well, hold on. Come up with your own top-five list. He'll give us his top 10 here, or the list's top 10, but let's do yours off the top of your head. You're going to go 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and let's see how close your list is to Tony's list.

No, L-I, just give us number 5 from you. five joelie randy okay number four i gan hell number three daddy yankee number two don't am i

and number one ten o karendon wow a lot of a lot of people omitted from that top five okay so joel irandi is at 12 in in the complex list we'll start with 11 So 11 is Zion Ely Lennox

And then 10 is Carol G Okay, shot to count G 10 feels high She's headlining Coachella right now Okay If you're going to put That needs to be Ivey Queen in there Okay, hold on

Hold on Hold on Hold on Number nine Number nine We have Arcanghel Number nine Okay, good

I like Akeke I like okay It should be a little lower Number eight EV Queen Okay Okay, I'll take it Number seven, Osuna. Oh!

Which I think was a little low, right? A little high, but a little low, whichever way you're looking at it. I think he should be further... I think he should be further back in the list, if it's... I think it's recency bias with Osuna. Agreed, agree.

You know what I'm saying? Number six, Jay Balvin. You didn't like that one? Recency bias? What's the matter? Yeah, I think that's like... He did a Pokemon, I think of Thone song, bro. I think that's just like... Gonathura slaps.

Oasis with him and Bad Bunny was a great album fight. But see, but that's like, that's like saying like Bad Bunny doing a lot of the heavy lifting. Alex. Thank you. I know ball, buddy. I know ball. Where's in Fasis? Benito carries on Oasis.

Where's in Fasyses? We need Lento. Uh, not on the list. All right, starting off at number five, Tego Kaderon. So at least a top five for Tegu. Legend. Legend. Legend.

Legend. Number four. The Rock Kim of Regito. Yes. Number four, Don Omar. Yeah, good. We're good. We're going good thing.

I like that. You like Donna Ford? Yeah. Somebody on complex got a Puerto Rican tithy. That's the... They got some help here. Yeah. Yeah, they got some help.

They got a tithy that was a club exit in 1999. Wow. You know what I'm saying? The hey days. They would have heard this next duo. Number three, Wiesin and Dei let number three. They had a run, they had a crazy run. I was looking, I was going back into the Wikipedia and look at some of their discography.

They had a massive run of banger after banger after banger after banger. Massive. You hear me? Rackata. Come on, bro. Oh my God. My dad, bro. Number two, D.Y.

Oh, me, back. Oh, gosh, come on. You didn't have daddy in your, in your top five. Yeah, because it's like, it's like saying like Jay Z is in your top five round. Alex, it's too OG to even... It's too OG. It's like, you know, if I was... It's like, yeah, DJ Plano.

Like, bro, he started the whole thing. Like, you know? Number one, biggest artist on the planet. Bad Bunny. You guys are already doing that? You guys are already doing that. You're saying he's the best there's ever been. 100%.

Dan, there's nobody that has been able to put out one, two, six albums that every single one of them has been a banger with rarely a skip on it. No artist has been able. ever able to do something like that. Think of any rap artist, any rock band, any pop artist. Nobody has an album from top to bottom that has zero skips. Bad Bunny has six of them.

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threw the ball off the glass to himself and yammed it, I was like, wow, that's crazy. You're on perks? Stugats. You know what I mean? Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. Allegedly. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. Billy doesn't agree. I heard a stray what there. He's scared. That's fine. He doesn't have to. No, I guess. You're going to get so crushed for that.

How am I going to get so close to that? No art in the history of music. Nobody. Nobody had more hits than bad money is a wild day. Well, Drake has had more hits than bad money. That's already, that's factually so. Well, it'sifiable, yes. So, Billy, what happened?

Michael Jackson was pretty big in his time. Michael Jackson was pretty big. You don't get it. You ever hear about this guy named Michael Jackson? Some people like the Beatles. Maybe not for you. Not for me. Definitely not for me.

Let's not stray too far from why it is Marrow is here, please. Yankee lose. We were having fun. You know what you'll never hear? Marlins win. What? Hey, it's Marlin. It's Marlin.

Malin, no, S. Marlin. I think the Marlene have won as many championships as the Yankees this century. Like, I think I have that right. Pretty close the last 20 years. the turn of the century. Last 15 years maybe? I got to do some creative math to get there. Let's go last 24 years. You're doing stat news math, Dan. Don't be like that. You do within the last two and a half years and weeks and months. Don't do that. How about this, though?

We got one in 2009. 2009 is recent enough. Okay. There have now been 110 combined consecutive seasons, Rangers, Islanders, Knicks, Nets, Yankees, Mets, Jets, Jets, Giants, that New York hasn't won a championship since the Giants won the Super Bowl in 2012 well listen that's that's that's being very misogynistic because we're not talking about the women

and the women's games the liberty you know what I'm saying you're right you do what I mean we got Gotham and 23 Liberty also you know what I'm saying cooking you know so you know let's let's give me let's give me let's see let's just

you really got me there you did you're cornered me you made me forget about the liberty that's a bitch You really did corner me on that one. I thought I had you and I got... I did. I got exposed there.

I'm embarrassed. Let's do the refrain of the day before we make everybody go to the bucket. Thank you. the idea hit it hit it hit it yeah exactly right we had the kim merrow in the building we've got me we've got the wheel spin it what are our choices on the wheel i don't think roy was ready for roy knows a segment that has a wheel roy doesn't know i think roy is unprepared for uh the wheel for refron and in general i think roy has been confused by the last five minutes of language he doesn't understand anything that was said around here you're right

All right, we got our But I found that the Roy, can you hit the music for me? We're already in the music A little louder I want it a little louder though For the vibes I wanted a little louder No, no

Do you just follow a script? No, listen, I want the music a little bit louder Like you guys want to turn up to Taylor Swift I want to turn up to my culture You're a teleprompter guy No, I'm not a teleprompter, Nothing here is teleprompented All right

His name is actually Royce But since we do not pronounce Sounds That's what you call him Roy All the time Prince Roy Prince Royce is missing from that list as well, Prince Royce. Real ones no, by the way.

All right. Today's Alfand dea is Echo un Yogur. Echo an yogurt. Yogur, yogurt. You sound like me with regatone. Echon yogurt translates from Spanish to English as made of yogurt or a made of yogurt. Made a yogurt. It sounds like you surprised Merrill.

It's a very Cuban. Mero didn't even understand your refron dea. Today's a teaching, yeah, today's a teaching refunditia. Usually there's cross cultures that understand the same ones. This one is a uniquely Cuban saying that means made a yogurt. Yeah, but that's one of those things, English-Spanish, like that could also be something dirty. Exactly right. But the reason why I'm etcho a yogurt right now is because my daughter has me up at night.

She was kicking me this morning. I didn't sleep at all. I'm etch-o-un-yogood. I made nothing. I made just a bland substance of nothing right now. I'm tired, I'm exhausted, my life is a wreck right now. I'm etcho a y'gouud. You're, you're debaratoed, bro.

Debaratado, to do. Debaratau. That's another, that's another synonym, exactly right. Agotau. Exactly right. Synonym for, Echon a yogurt, depatato, I'm decojonal. Agotau. You can't say de cojonado.

You can't say that out loud on the airwaves. That's not something that's a lot. Oh, here we go. FCC, Dan, again. You're going to call the FCC on Bad Bunny when he says that? This guy was celebrating when Jimmy Kimmel got taken off the air. I knew it. He was hired.

Thank you, Dan. It's about damn. I knew you were an ally. He said, good for him. Go ahead and do Refund del Dia on Decojonado. Please, please. That's a Refund dea de Hall of Famer, by the way, that your dad was a part of, and he put his head in his hands because he didn't want to answer.

No, because, of course, you can't say that out loud. No balls. They have no balls, a eunuch. No, somebody with no testicles. They are, sans testicles. They are dechohon. Decoho now, you have no testicular fortitude. None.

Serro, tetaculo. Are you familiar with the Dentech bucket? I need the Dentec mouthpieces in here. Does everyone have their mouthpieces? Are they ready to go to the bucket? Because I don't think that the kid Mero knows what it is that we're doing here. But if you get a bad football team here, Mero, you're going to be stuck. in a situation where you have to pay a punishment.

I don't have the lines in front of me. Do you guys have the lines in front of you as we do this? I got all these at the top of the dome because I know ball. Okay. So we're going to do the Dentech bucket here with Mero. And let's see what we have here. You get to, let's give him the rules in a second on what it is that we're doing here because he's not done this with us.

But he's going to have to pay a penalty here if he gets a losing team. You get one pick in the bucket. And if you don't like that pick, you get another pick, but the second pick stands. It's fairly self-explanatory. Tony, you go first, please. I'm going to start off here on the bucket. The Carolina Dunstack. The Carolina Panthers, I don't.

You don't want that ever unless it's a buy. They are playing against the Cowboys. Cowboys are three-point favorites. Yeah, I'm going to put that back. Yeah, I'm going to put that one. Yeah, Cowboys are going to roll them. Cowboys are going to roll them. All right, here we go.

I got the Packers Packers are playing Joe Flacko Oh no, Joe Flacko I'm kind of nervous about that I'm going to be honest You shouldn't be what? They're big favorite

They're 14 points favorites Yeah but you got to a no Joe Flacko Get to a new team All of a sudden is going to play well Joe Flackos already Want to know against the Packers this season Exactly right, thank you Mike

He knows how to beat him He's got that number Is this the first time a quarterback has played the non-division team twice? Something to ponder. Good point. Here we go. I know ball.

The Dallas Cowboys. Yeah. I'm going to keep this. You want that, okay. I like the Cowboy. They're on the road. They're on the road. They're on the road.

They're on the road. Three and a half point favorite. Billy's going to go now. I got the Steelers. Stealers are off a bar. No, they're playing Cleveland and they're five and a half point favorite. I'm going to keep this team. That's a good one, Paul.

Yeah, I'm going to keep the Steelers. That's going to be Gabriel is your quarterback, throwing the ball six yards at a time. All right, the bucket is presented by Dentech's Ultimate Fantasy Football Punishment. Learn more and sign up your league at Dentec.com. Where's your mouthpiece, buddy? Oh, I have it right here. Roy got another game. The golden helmet of life.

That's supposed to be taken out. Zaz has that. That's not supposed to be in there. It's never been in the world. It's never been moved on. Let's not do this. Congratulations. Roy.

Thank you. Roy, you need to play the sound that goes with the golden helmet of life. Dan, are you going to pull for Merrow? I can't physically pull. Yeah, you got to pull for Merrow, Dan. All right, this pick is for Merrow right here. He's got the swap helmet. Oh, wow.

Roy. You got to pull another one, Dan. You got to pull another one now. The swap helmet means you get to take anyone else's helmet that you want, Merrow. You get to any helmet that you want around. here the gold helmet of life is the best thing that you can get the other pick is for the texans so you have the texans but you can swap it you got two good helmets no penalties for you so you could either be satisfied that you're safe on the one time maybe all season that you'll

pick this or just be mean to roy and give them just one week of safety as opposed to three you know what y'all have been saying voice incorrectly so i'm willing to take the bye And give Roy Safety No one's happy about that Because I got my love for Roy You know what I'm saying He's up there doing the same thing

Every day First one in last one out You know what I'm saying Real studio rat Not today You know what I'm saying It's blocked him That's very nice of you

I took the Chargers I got the charges They're seven They're a seven and a half point favorite At Baltimore Oh I'm just the Herberg guy I'll keep that

Targets play of Dolphins Yeah I don't know know what you're looking at. You're still good. There's still four and a half my favorites. Keep that. Keep that. You're still fine. You're looking at the Rams. I was looking at the rams. Yeah. I was looking at the cheaters, man. Ram tough. You got Rams online. Merrill, good seeing you. Victory Light with the kid Merrill from Iheart Radio. New episodes twice a week. Wherever it is, you get your podcast. You also got his YouTube channel at According to the Kid. Hit him one more time with

the Vladimir Guerrero before Billy Barry's Tony here. Yankee loose It's not a barrier It just, you know, we had some people do some research in the back on top In regards to Billboard number one hits All the time since you said that That's where I already know your argument is flawed

Because you're going to the Billboard mainstream artist And seeing like, oh yeah, what did Billboard say? I don't give a shit what Billboard says, how about that one? The most hits ever. I'm just going to read you the top five What I said was, what I said Just to clarify really quick before you read the top five What I said was his albums have no skips

Yeah, that's what I said He's got massive hits, no album He's got every album has no skips in it. That's what I said. This is just these, Billboard ranks number one songs. All right. Number five on the list, Drake with 13 number one songs. More hits

in the Beatles, yes, we know that. Tide with Drake, but at number four, Michael Jackson, 13 number one songs. At number three, Rihanna has 14 number one songs. Good for her. Number two, this one might be a surprise to you guys.

Number two, Mariah Carey has 19 number one songs. All time. Yeah. Number one. Let me tell you something. Yeah. Before you drop the number one,

let me tell you something. We'll open your third eye to classify opinion gland. It's a manufacturing with stream farms nowadays. Thank you. Thank you. I saw that thing where Acon was talking about how he'd just make ringtone music because he realized you could get $4.99 per ringtone or $1.99 per stream. And he's like, I'm just making ringtones.

I don't give a crap. Soldier Boy did the same thing. So it was the original. Number one, the Beatles with 20. If you're wondering where Bad Bunny is, the biggest artist of all time, according to Tony, more hits than anyone. He has one number one hit of all time. And if you're wondering what that song was, it's, I like it, which is really Cardi B and Jay Balvin and Bad Bunny's kind of tossed on there. Tossed on there.

Wow. Like, he's just the parts of Lee on the States. Wow. I listen to that song in the middle of the Caribbean on a cruise, and man, that hit. Of course. When you're walking on the Lido Deco, that song's play? Chambail, jump bail. I was like, oh, my God.

He made my point already. We made my point That's it I won Tony's a vibe lord Thank you You know what I'm saying It's all about the vibes

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