The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Dan Le Batard's Family Show (feat. Sam Morril)
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right now. This doesn't actually happen to me very often. You guys know I like to
play with fire a little bit, right? So I ended accidentally Bert Kreischer and
Bill Burr's podcast by poking Bill Burr on the nose and then just sort of
backpedaling the whole time because i'm very afraid of
comedians uh... when they're agitated and emotional but i also like when
they're agitated and emotional so when i'm interviewing anthony jeselnick on
south beach sessions i'm beginning from a point of being a little afraid i don't
want to make a mistake here that's gonna make this person uh...
like cut my face off because he's been funny since he's nine years old and
angry since he's nine years old and the problem i have right now is i know how
good sam morel is a comedy but i also know how not in the movie is for us
today
and not in the mood we have a treasure right now in that we have acidic dark
sam morel right now after just a crushing nicks loss and i know he doesn't
want to be on with us and i know he doesn't want to be on with us.
And I know he doesn't want to do this,
but this is actually a get today,
a Knicks fan willing to be hurt publicly today.
So Sam, you honor me by making time
in your schedule to do this.
I'm sorry we're doing this to you today.
Well, first of all, Dan,
not in the mood has never stopped you
from what I hear from your wife.
Also, yeah, I'm not in the mood to be here.
I told you that last time.
It was a bad loss, but you pushed and you pushed.
And this Burt Kreischer, Bill Burt thing,
if you feel so bad about it,
why do you bring it up every five minutes?
I feel so bad I ended Burt and Bill's podcast.
You mentioned every time I talked to you,
hopefully Tony can behave as well on this episode.
I mean, this is a mess last time,
so yeah, I'm not in the mood to talk about the Knicks
right now.
Tony, you took, I don't think it's a stray actually.
I don't think Tony knows essentially what it is
that you're talking about,
but we'll get back to that in a second.
Go on.
Billy betrayed you recently,
not unlike Zaz recently betrayed Amin.
But Sam, how are you feeling today?
Did you have trouble sleeping last night?
Because I was saying before you came on here that-
I didn't sleep, Dan.
I'm like Donovan Mitchell after his loss.
I didn't sleep.
I feel like shit.
I'm hungover.
We're going to win on Friday.
But you know, look, the Boston team came together.
What can you do? You lost your star and they played a great game.
It was very frustrating to watch.
I worry for your team because I was making the argument before you came on here that
the Celtics are championship great because they're built for threes.
They can hit 25 of them, whether or not Tatum's playing.
So you have to fear that going into the garden because the garden hasn't closed out a
playoff opponent this century. Well do you feel any guilt then? About Tatum? About you going on
here and being like where's his moment? Where's Jason Tatum's moment? And then he tears the Achilles?
You it he got a moment because of you. You jinxed him. Well he had one before that when he he's been
injured before in big moments
and been physically hurt.
I remember those moments.
They are moments for him.
I remember them.
I bet you're gonna Nico Harrison Dallas welcome
next time you go to Boston.
You can't sit there and claim that I created a moment
for Jason Tatum, but it was-
Am I the first one to say this?
I can't possibly be the first.
It was his most memorable moment of the playoffs.
It was. Now, he had 42 before that went down.
That's not a moment. 42 is 42 moments.
Okay. Huh?
I feel like I was talking to a nerd.
All right, yeah, look, Boston's still tough without them.
What can I say? I think we're going to win on Friday, but they're still f***ing good.
What do you want from me, Dan?
It was an annoying game to watch.
We showed no desire.
They called five fouls on Brunson in nine minutes.
What the was that?
What am I watching?
Do you get briefs on Jaylen Brown?
And I'll tell you, I wanted to hate,
have I told you that I met Jaylen Brown?
I wanted to hate him, but he was actually a good guy.
Isn't that the worst?
I did a fashion show at the Apollo for,
don't ask me why.
They had to move down.
You did a fashion show where?
It was at the Apollo with Marlon.
It was like me, Marlon Wayans, Dion Cole.
It was like a, it was a stacked line of a comics.
It's a fashion show crowd.
They sucked, I bombed.
And I'm in the green room and Jalen Brown walks in.
I'm like, oh, of course the Celtic just witnessed
that bomb, Jesus Christ, this is all I need
to make my night worse.
And he came over to me and he was the cool,
he was like, that was so funny, he was so cool.
And I talked to him for like 15, 20 minutes, he was great.
But he did tell me that they were gonna rip the Knicks
throats out on opening night and 20 minutes. He was great. And but he did tell me that they were going to rip the Knicks
throats out on opening night and they did. He did. He did get me there.
But yeah, I mean, you call Brunson a flopper.
What the fuck is Jalen Brown?
Brown has been playing so dirty the last couple of games.
It's it's insane. You're so mad.
It's a lot of bombs from it's like come out naturally.
I'm sorry I messed up your family show Dan.
I'm sorry.
I messed up your family show Dan.
I'm sorry.
I messed up your family show Dan.
I didn't know I was on live with Cathy Lee or whatever the hell.
Sorry Kelly.
I don't know who even has the show anymore.
I'm so angry.
How did your morning show Shenanigans go the last time we talked to you when you were surrounded
by fentanyl?
It was such a disaster that I'm holding it.
I'm not releasing it until I make a movie and it'll be in the movie. It was such a disaster that I'm holding it. I'm not releasing it
until I make a movie and it'll be in the movie. It was it was that ugly. It was
that weird and uncomfortable. Wow. Because they're hard there it's hard to
surprise anybody now it's hard to be. Yeah but we did it we did it we pulled it
off but I have to save that one I don't want the world to see that one until the
movie comes out. Oh so it's that good you're saying that okay that
uncomfortable. Wow so so you're saying it was transcendent.
Yeah, it was probably me and my best.
Is this better than when Gary wore a GIMP suit?
It was better.
Jesus.
Because this time Gary refused to put on the GIMP suit
and the guy had no idea what we were talking about
and we got a fight on.
It's too good to even explain.
I'm saving it.
We've talked to you about, a little bit about the movie
you're making, not very much though,
about the movie you're making.
What can you tell people about it?
Or what do you want people to know about it?
Nothing, it'll be out next year, but I'm making a movie.
Myself, financing myself, because I don't wanna,
even if you get funding, man, they take two years.
It takes forever to get people on board.
I'm in the process of making something else and it takes two months to set a meeting with
these lazy who live in their Apple store looking offices in LA who don't work for they pretend
to work.
We all get up or the studio is real right Seth Rogen's the studio is real.
These people don't work.
It's like Yom Kippur turns into like, you're like,
oh, we'll have Yom Kippur through MLK day.
I'm like, I don't, those aren't related.
It's maddening.
They're maddening to work with.
So I just like, I'll just make something myself
or just put in my own money.
And we got amazing cameos in it too.
But that's all I can say.
I don't want to share anymore
because I want it to be a surprise. Sam, is there a part of your nix fandom that once tatum
went down you're like oh now we might actually lose because the expectation is that we're going
to win like this might actually work against us and also it just means more derrick white
and i almost fear him more i i uh no no part of my that did not you just put that in my brain that it was not
a man should be that guy you should always answer that is that's a champion
scared I'm I'm the most scared of Derek White for sure he's he's so annoying
because he's one of those like per he's like that player that you're that your
dad loves he's just like a perfect player. He's so annoying. He doesn't miss a shot. He's a great
defender, although Brunson did cook him. And my hope is that like the Celtics, as good as they are,
I do think Horford and Holliday for the first time ever look kind of old. That being said,
White and Pritchard scare me more than anyone. Oh, but this is the part that's scary, right? I
feel like I may have been misidentifying in previous conversations with you some of what i was doing
because of the role tatum place you and i've been talking about
the idea of how hard it is to be the third player on one of these teams with
this ego and drew holidays been a champion there for a while
but when drew holidays your fifth best player
because porzingis and eric white or better
when when drew holidays your fifth best player even sort of wash
I'm telling you I'm still scared of that team even without Jason Tatum if their guys if their other guys are healthy there
They're as good as everybody but okay see even without Tatum. I agree with you. I agree with you. They're they're scary, man, and I
Mean what the hell happened to poor Zingas, sir? Did someone put a spell on him?
He f***ing stinks.
He's ill, he's ill, he couldn't breathe.
He's ill.
He's been ill for two months, he's 26 years old.
I didn't realize, you know, I had the flu for 12 days.
I'm an out of shape alcoholic, you know?
This guy can't recover in two months, he's a pro athlete.
Well, I don't, if you're gonna start asking me
what's happening with the bodies of the seven three people
Like in in sports. I like we're making athletes
Bigger and stronger and weirder shape than ever before. We haven't talked speaking of athletes
We haven't talked enough about the Luke Cornett revenge game. I know
Look, you know, I didn't know I didn't know he was Ben Wallace when the Knicks need something
It's like of course, he turns into like the good...
It was insulting that he had seven blocks, but then when he threw down that reverse backwards
alley-oop dunk, I was like, that's like a Stro-Mile Swift dunk.
That's not even good.
I've never seen a white player do that dunk, ever.
Needless to say, like a seven-foot attitude.
That was insane.
I was like, at that point you're just like, just take it.
Just take the f**king game.
Go away.
Do you like his nickname, The White Howard?
I haven't heard that one.
When he was on the Knicks, we called him The Unicornette,
you know, cause we had the unicorn and,
I mean, it's crazy that he and Porzingis were both Knicks,
but yeah, The White Howard's better, I'll give you that.
What kind of shape are you gonna be in later today?
Because we've been talking about the emotional fandom here
of, man, if you're gonna make me spike around
going on a comedy tour, I'm making a movie,
I'm drinking after shows, and also my heart is breaking
because I'm going from that's the best sports feeling
I've had in 25 years to that kind of feels
like the worst sports feeling I've had in 25 years.
Your life's a bit careening right now.
I'm probably gonna die young, dude.
Thanks for bringing it up.
Yeah, I feel like shit.
I'm hungover, I don't sleep ever.
I just got off of like a 50 city tour.
I'm tired.
But no, look, that wasn't the worst loss we've
had. I mean, game game, that low was not as high as the high on Monday. So I look, we
thought but the end of this series would be if you lose, if you lose the next two games,
the lows going to be lower than the high was. Yeah, dude, I'm gonna I got a ceiling fan
in my room. I'm going to check the way I'll put it that way. That might be it for me.
That might be the last time I come
on your dumb little family show here.
F*** this show.
And f*** you for bringing that up.
It's not going down that way.
Knicks and six.
Yeah, it'd be embarrassing with no Tatum and no Porzingis.
I mean, how can you lose to that team?
Yeah, well either way we destroyed the Celtics.
So how about, how do you like them apples?
Sam, what happens if you have a show
and it's a Knicks finals game?
I purposely didn't, I even have a benefit on the books
that I said if the Knicks have a game, I'm not coming.
Okay. Wow.
F them kids.
That's real.
I know, I, yeah, I purposely did not book any gigs
past this, so I have nothing really big till July
I did 50 cities already. I got it out of the way. So yeah, no shows also
You know, I just want to see Portnoy shut up. I'm sick of his dumb videos
So Sam, let me this this opens the door
I want to ask you this question because yesterday a ruling came down that Spike Lee has lost his number one fandom.
I don't remember making that rule.
Well you weren't here.
The alternate judge was here.
To who?
Well no, it's open.
It's open now.
Because he skipped the Nick Playoff game to go to the Met Gala and that's, you just said
right now you'd skip benefits, you'd skip a show if the Knicks had the finals game on
that day.
He skipped a playoff game to go to the Met Gala so we we stripped them of his number one fandom, but now we open it up.
And so there's a lot of people applying. We got Mackenroe.
We've got Ben Stiller, Tracy Morgan, Shalimeh.
I respect Shalimeh. He goes every game.
He's he's he goes on the road.
So you got it. You got to show him respect.
It's hard to take away Spike's keys, man.
That guy was at the he was paying for tickets in like this late 60s
Like is old, you know
I feel like he's been riding that story for years now, but wait a minute
I mean make the accusation that made you officially take it away from spike
He chose the Met Gala over a Knicks playoff game and Steve Martin was a prop comment
I'm set but telling lean on the specifics of it the specifics are like hey, man
If you're gonna make that choice, it sounds like
you're not that big of a fan. I'm just saying like the Met Gala get dressed up.
Met Gala is every year. Every year.
I will say that Spike disappeared for a couple of years when Brooklyn came to New York.
Uh huh. Uh huh.
That sounds like he's coming a little over to your side.
So Sam. Yeah.
Are you a candidate for the number
one Nick fan? Wow. No, I think I don't like this like number one Nick fan shit. What are
we doing? This is what you non-Nicks fans do. You try to turn us against each other.
Well, Stephen A is the number one Nick fan right now. Stephen A is clearly the number
one Nick fan. Yeah, 100%. Obviously. The number one most annoying Knicks fan, I'll give you that.
He's a pain in the ass.
No one likes him.
Apparently our ESPN numbers are terrible.
You can't convince me that
that **** cancer isn't part of it.
No, he's not in the running.
No Knicks fan would say he's in the running.
There's no number one fan.
Knicks Twitter is just a beautiful holy place
where the fans come to talk
and share funny memes.
And I think we kept it classy about Tatum,
which is why you know we're the best fan base.
Like-
I bet it's closer to hell.
If that was, if that, no, it's not hell.
Philly, Philly, Philly Twitter is hell.
That's hell.
I believe that.
I believe that.
Let me tell you something.
What about hockey Twitter?
If Tatum tours ACL, if Tatum tours ACL ACL, hockey, and yours, ACL again.
I'm sorry. If Jason Tatum tours Achilles against the Sixers,
tell me that fan base would have been classy.
They would have been sending flowers, you
know, that said, you Tatum, that would have been
flowers. I like that.
But it would have been a misdirected would have said, here's flowers.
You're like, oh, Billy's nice.
Don't tell me the fans are the Knicks fans.
We all obviously applaud Tatum. We know he's a great player and we felt terrible that that happened.
So but but Philly, they would have been loving that shit.
Can you play for me, Chris?
Me accurately predicting and celebrating the victory lap
in general of what it is
that I was rooting in for this Boston New York series.
Pay them injury?
You're rooting for this injury?
You're rooting for the moment?
I'm rooting for Boston fans and New York fans to both suffer.
I don't know how we achieve that, but we're on our way so far.
And the way I feel about both the Knicks and the Celtics fan base make it so that this
game I want the meteor to win i want
both teams will explode both teams to lose both teams to get injured
not a good look and ouch
i wasn't really i don't know if you think the person you have a nice life
down there you know you have a very nice wife you have a great studio you got a
good morning show his family problem is why you're so angry all it was angry living in sunny florida with a good life you prick why Nice family show. The problem is, why you're so angry? Why you so angry living in sunny Florida
with a good life, you prick?
Why can't you let me be happy for once?
Because you're team imploded
because Tyler Hero is your best player?
Fuck off.
I think that's a good dismount.
I think that's a good, that's a sui.
I don't think I could do better than that.
Any parting words for Tony here before you go though? Because you've got a, I thought that's a good one. That's a suey. That's a suey for dismissal. I don't think I could do better than that. Any parting words for Tony here before you go though?
Because you've got to-
Each shit Tony and each shit Dan.
Both of you can suck my dick.
Go to hell, Morrill.
All right.
I almost saw you at the Duralin problem.
I'm glad I didn't.
No, what are you doing?
He was great.
What do you mean?
What are you-
What are you feuding?
You just told him to suck a dick.
Yeah, I told him.
I almost saw him and I didn't.
He should have been funnier. Rat bastard. I told you I worried about playing with these guys when they're angry
You love playing with guys when they're angry
My god, what a great show. What is that sign? Why did you get that sign?
We've needed it recently.
We're on air, Dan.
I can't believe if I turn it around.
Not the turn around.
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That is huge for Greg as well.
Thank you. I like that.
It's like one of those things at a golf tournament
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The most truthful thing Dan has ever said is this,
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This is why it would be funny to sponsor the paddle though.
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Dan, all of the dollars will be gone right now.
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Thank you! So, was that so hard? Look at how a bad idea turns into a good idea
just like that. No such thing as a bad idea, Dan. Thank you. Thank you.
There's plenty of bad ideas. Sam Morell was one of them.
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This is the Dan LeBattar Show with the StuGats.
He's mad at me now and that's not fake.
He's mad.
Look man, Nix fans don't, please understand, God almighty, this fan base is desperate for
a good story.
As Eri was on yesterday telling you this is the biggest thing this town has known,
this is the team we love the most.
You've seen how loud they get off one playoff win.
They've had nothing for 25 years.
All of a sudden, hope.
Here it is, the biggest hope they've had in 20 years.
Their parents are losers when it comes to the Knicks fans.
That's what got hand me down.
They love this team.
The Celtics are scary.
And now the Celtics are the underdog.
They liked it when they were the underdog.
Guys, I have to stop us, okay?
Because as funny as it is to laugh at Knicks fans,
we just came off a heater of an interview
where we were laughing directly in one's face
and he got really mad.
We've been sitting on this sound
of Steve Dangle, a Maple Leafs fan that was doing a live watch along with Maple Leafs and quite
honestly we should have came out the gates with this because there is nothing better. Now I do
this post game, I'm known to do that. When Boston loses I run to WEEI. I want to soak up all those tears.
WEEI all those tears. W-D-E-I!
There was a live in progress watch long with a huge Maple Leafs fan in a game that they
went down 6-0 in. So you gotta believe for a team that hasn't made it past the second
round but once in the last 24 years, alright, They absolutely got devastated and realized that,
oh no, we've been counting on Mitch Marner
and the Toronto Maple Leafs to take care of business.
This was a moment in time celebrated with me.
Mitch, what was that?
Here come the Panthers off a spinny backhand pass
and they score.
Mitch, what on earth are you friggin' doing?!
What?! What's going through your head
when you did that?!
What is your major malfunction?!
What made you think that was the move
the panthers and yes for a second book with
up on their top line tonight
and he just buried you clouds
three nothing in your own barn halfway through a game five
you guys
so a game five you guys suck so that's all mix that's all of them we have one more
clip a bit more efficient guys play the next one that is what the Panthers did
in Toronto last night the champions reminded everybody that they're back in the league and I told you the whole thing was haunting.
It was silent and that's what was in the background.
Listen to me, that's a country that is afraid of the United States.
Oh yeah.
Dan, how about in the middle of the game, it was probably when it was 4-0 right,
Buddy took off his Austin Matthews sweater and threw it onto the ice.
I don't think I've ever seen that before.
We see the videos of burning the jerseys,
throwing them in the garbage.
He took it off and threw it onto the ice during the game.
How are Maple Leafs fans trying to spin that
into a win after last night?
Do you understand what happened to that crowd
midway through the second period?
No, no, no, no, no.
If that had happened in South Florida.
First goal.
No, no, no.
I understand that they went silent.
I'm talking about evacuating the premises
and making it so that it was like an eighth full
of what it was before the game.
They left, they quit on their team.
They got up and left.
By the way, the other sad thing was the broadcast
kept showing Jurassic Park outside and it
was just like seven people standing around.
Put sad Jurassic Park in my vein.
How do you stay?
If you're in Jurassic Park, watch it.
It's four nights, five, you're still there?
Move on with your life.
What are you doing?
The part that I find best about this though and god it guys like
you really have to celebrate
when you have this
in your town
we're not doing
when this is the thing that you have that scares people very few fan bases
get to feel that for years like
fights people and frightens them at one nothing.
They're not just frightened of the Florida Panthers though.
They're frightened of the weight of the leaf on their sweater
because that team is a loser franchise.
Right, they're frightened that this is their life.
Yes, and we kind of knew it the whole time.
Like you went up two zero,
but the Panthers have just been sloppy.
You haven't been playing well.
When we get our game right, you're toast're toast why because you're the Toronto Maple Leafs
And you're counting on Mitch freaking Marner now as a non hockey man. I have to ask this question
I've been told the Toronto Maple Leafs are kind of like the Knicks of hockey where it's like they won some championships a long time ago
And it's a huge city that lives on that history
But hasn't had any success recently and they
look down on everyone else kind of like, not success, I mean talking about championship
success.
Yes, the answer, the short answer is yes, but I would say the difference is the Knicks
fan, I think the Knicks fan thinks every year they're going to be good.
The Leafs fan knows what happened last night is coming.
No, no, no, no. Let
me correct you there. You saw Sam. The Nick fan, the real Nick fans, right? The ones that
grew up in the 90s are all waiting for something bad to happen. Even as it gets great and it's
like, oh my God, this is awesome. They're pretending like they're not. They're all worried.
Oh my God. Here's how it goes. Here's how our heart breaks. Right? So last night, right?
They're up three, one say so what we lost the game
We're coming back to the garden. Whatever. No secretly like Jesus. This is what happens
We blow up 3-1 lead when Tatum was out there
You know in some way some of them are upset that Tatum got hurt
Because kind of with Tatum out there if you win you lose you cuz they like well the Celtics are a great team
But now with no Tatum, it's like oh, no, this is how we blow it after we had every advantage
They booed them off the ice in the second period yesterday. I had goosebumps.
I don't understand why the swaggering bravado from Maple Leafs fans, they were chanting,
we want Florida. A year after they tried that. And how about Twitter after game two? It was like,
They tried that and it blew up in their face. I mean, how about Twitter after game two?
It was like...
You turn into TNT and Biz is confident.
It's like, what, are you guys not aware?
With the Knicks, they feel like the bottom's gonna...
Tony, you know who you are.
Why, how do you not know who you are?
I'm from South Florida.
I know who I am.
I didn't see snow until I was like 34 years old.
How do I know who you are better than you?
Tony, you know who you are? Absolutely. Chris, you know who you you are better than you? Tony, you know who you are?
Absolutely.
Chris, you know who you are?
Damn right.
Amin, you know who you are?
Every damn day.
I know who I am.
Lips don't know who they are!
You guys say this, but I would say to you
as it regards the Knicks,
when you talk about swaggering bravado,
Knicks fan is awfully loud.
Like we're painting with one brush here.
Knicks fan was feeling him and herself at 3-1, and some of them were fearing the disaster,
but many of them are not.
We got Brunson!
We got Brunson!
It's a different day!
We got the beloved guy, and I will say this again, we're the underdog.
It's easy.
The favorite's not easy, man.
People, I mean mean you can testify
to this I've heard again and again the Minnesota Timberwolves are not mature
enough why aren't they mature enough because they are a team that does not
know how to win as favorites it's not because they're young it's because they
don't know what it takes to win when everyone expects you to win. Brunson, you're expected to win now.
Nix, you're expected, you're favored to win in the garden.
That's different.
And they're ready to turn on their team if somebody goes one for nine.
They turned on Ananobe yesterday like that.
They're ready to turn on their team in this moment.
Well, yeah, I will testify to this as a two-time WNBA champion and an Olympic
gold medalist. Go on. Yes, the heavy is the head that wears the crown, Dan,
and when you're the favorite, when you're on top, you don't have the benefit of the doubt.
It's like when we talk about NFL preseason, right? If you play well in the NFL
preseason, what do people say? Yeah, it's a preseason, doesn't matter. But if you play
poorly, oh my god, you're awful, right?
There's no upside, it's all downside.
And that's a place where Nick fans know.
They've lived there for years and years where there's no upside and everything's a downside.
With regard to the Minnesota Timberwolves, it is because they're immature and they don't
execute now.
They've been better this year.
You gotta give them credit.
Curry or no Curry, they've executed. When it came time to put their foot on the throat Anthony Edwards did it
I think everyone trusts Anthony Edwards
It's the other characters that we wonder about also nix fans right now have zero
excuses available to them with no Tatum with a shell of poor Zingas and
We all talk about tatum nobody talks about poor Zingas 20-point score a shell of himself if you blow a three-to-one lead
To a team missing two of its stars
You're an embarrassment if you blow a three-to-one lead to Luke Cornett and Derek White and that's what this is
Okay, that's what this is all about. I want to talk to you guys because I don't want to leave this this
Toronto situation very much because the suffering of historically fan base is so much is happening in sports right
now that we weren't even able to mock the cavaliers for being the cavaliers in
the last round because we just skipped right
past that so i want to get back
to this toronto maple leafs of the of the your fan a list
a podcaster who's being hurt by,
I don't want the short sound, I want just all the crazy,
this is halfway through the game.
It's a shame that you were listening on radio
while it had some benefits.
This play that he is right to flip out over this play.
Well no, Marner had bad turnover,
but the Reinhardt patience with the pass.
It's incredible, and by the way,
Sam Reinhardt would have had one of the coolest goals of all time.
If that goal actually went in that he kicked up from his skate and in mid air
slapped his stick at, and it did generate a goal.
So it was a smart hockey play.
And one thing that you can count on Sam Reinhardt to do,
because the offensive game hasn't been there in terms of results,
but that dude on the defensive end,
he's somehow turning it up when his team needs him.
Mitch Marner is a really good defender and his defense yesterday was pathetic. It was a pathetic
effort from somebody who's going to cash out this summer. He's going to make max money
in that sport and he is someone who people have openly questioned in the playoffs. Austin
Matthews as well. For those two stars, we'll worry about Austin Matthews. He needs to score
goals, but at least he's a captain. He was showing effort in that last two minutes. What
Mitch Marner was doing last night was so pathetic. The fact that that guy has two shots in his
last four games is insulting to anybody that's ever worn blue in Toronto.
Mike, Auston Matthews has appeared in 10 playoff games in the second round in his career.
All ten of those are against the Florida Panthers.
Donut. Zero goals.
This is the best American hockey player by consensus, Austin Matthews.
Well, he's supposed to be.
He's supposed to be.
Okay, he's losing that title as we speak overrated uh...
overrated actually over all of our jobs really overrated at that for nations
final who let connor mcdave it connor mcdave it wide open in the high slot
was austin matthews greg kody are you willing in the second round of the
playoffs to escalate these playoffs to the place that last year's playoffs
escalated to.
Billboards for McDavid that he's overrated.
You're now saying exceptionally overrated?
Yes, he's supposed to be the best U.S.-born player in the league.
Obviously it's Matthew Kachuk, but he's a puddle on the ice right now, Auston Matthews.
He's done nothing for that team in this series.
If I'm a Leafs fan looking for a scapegoat I start with Austin Matthews in this
series I start with him I don't even think Matthew is the best Kachuk there
you go you better be careful saying I love Maddie Matthew Kachuk is my favorite hockey
player of all time. Don't say that out loud. He's better than Brady. No he's not better than Brady.
Brady Kachuk is unbelievable he's better defensively he's bigger he's more
dependable and consistent goal scorer Brady Kachuk. Brady Kachuk is unbelievable. He's better defensively, he's bigger, he's more dependable and consistent goal scorer.
Brady Kachuk is a superior player.
I love Brady Kachuk, we're all Americans here.
Come on, what are we doing?
Which do you think was a better feeling?
Brad Marshand scoring the game-winning overtime goal
in game three?
Deflected.
Or what Brad Marshand was feeling
after he got his game misconduct last night
walking off the ice and that Maple Leafs fan yelling whatever he was yelling at
him and Marshand smiling and saying to himself I effing own you. And that
Maple Leafs fan if you read the lips he is going hard so that is that he is
wearing all six of those goals
that are on that scoreboard there are f-bombs flying out of his mouth he's
saying vile stuff look at the panther employee behind like just like clutching
his pearl yeah well but let let it be stated for the record okay I think we
all know this when I don't need the scoreboard to know that it's six one
marsh and wins if you're the fan
that's down six one yelling at him f u in that particular instance he doesn't
have to do anything but smile because that is utopia for marsh and marsh and
walking into your country looking your fans in the face and your f bombing him
on the way out
he couldn't get this feeling in Boston.
He had to go to Florida to get that feeling.
I didn't know I worked for the Panthers.
It does look like you.
One person that I don't question on the Maple Leaf so is William Nylander.
When he's out there, he gives it his all.
William Nylander has had like four straight rushes at the net unopposed,
and Sergei Bobrovsky over the
last two games has been so dynamite those are massive. Standing on his head. Let's not forget
the Matthew Nyes breakaway against the Panthers that could have put the
Panthers in a 3-0 hole. Sergey Bobrovsky deserves more praise in this
playoff run I think so far that he got last. Do you realize a playoff Bob is a
thing I'm shocked by it but Chris Cody just said in my ear. He was not joking
He just said because he said it out loud to everybody stand on his head
He stood on his head and then he said to me I have no idea what that phrase means
I hear him say it all the time though. It's a hockey thing. It's you're making goal saves while on your head
It's something that is exclusive to attendees and keeps
It's a prison term too, right? You doing the bit like dude on my head like that means like it doesn't matter like I do that
I've never been in prison. No, I don't know. What are you doing on your head in prison?
You don't know I'm upside down. I would do so poor in prison a
vending machine for sex
What you have them paying?
Just it would go so poor. Just a
revolving door be like the bevy machine.
Let's play the long clip there, please.
Give me the long video clip of that fan-alist going crazy.
Again, I will repeat, this is halfway through the game.
It got worse after that.
This is the pain halfway through.
Mitch, what was that?
Here come the Panthers off a spinny backhand pass
and they score.
Mitch, what on earth are you frigging doing?
What?
What's going through your head when you did that?
What is your major malfunction?
What made you think that was the move?
The Panthers have Jesper friggin' Boquist up on their top line tonight!
And he just buried you clowns!
Three-nothing in your own barn halfway through a game five?
You guys suck!
Live odds Florida minus one thousand at the time is a nice little touch.
Do you realize that that right there, if I could put it in a scrapbook for all time and
Barry Marshand in a box right now, he'd say, remember me that way.
I do that to people just please remember me forever
That's what I do to people. It sounds like love. It sounds like joy
Marshawned went to bed last night looking like Zaslow at the end of the game
Just cause he beat you 6-1 you hate him and you can't sleep anymore
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