The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Dan's Favorite Suey Category Ever

Episode Date: August 30, 2023

After kicking things off with the Suey Nominations for Best Musical Performance, Joe Posnanski is here to try and convince us to love baseball ahead of his new book, "Why We Love Baseball," and give us his Top 5 Baseball Moments Even We Would Love. Plus, the Suey Nominations for Best Laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Dunlabel tour show with the Stugat's podcast. Shameful admission. I didn't know Michael Myers was struck. I don't know who I thought Shrek was, but I heard him say that in the last segment. I was like, maybe I misheard it. I'm gonna, as a child, Austin Powers enthusiast,

I thought I knew all the things Mike Myers was in, didn't know he was Shrek. I don't know who I thought Shrek was. It's literally Fat Bastard's voice. You're absolutely right. It's just the same voice. This is just ignorance by me. It was originally Chris Farley.

Yeah. On Shrek TikTok. So I get all like the fun facts. The youth love Shrek. They like putting Shrek in latex and having him grind on things in the sky on TikTok. They like having Shrek hump them from behind in videos while they sing country music songs. The youth is very obsessed with Shrek.

I didn't know as Mike Myers. I thought love was only true in fairy tales. Jess, guess what else? What? I've been hammering it's not a superhero. Breaking news. What happened to Farley? Best musical performance, Sui.

Let's hear it. And now the Sui nominees for best musical performance. Yeti Blanc, Greg Cody Knight. G-R-E-G-C-O-T-E, Knight G-R-E-G-C-O-T-E, Knight. Gonna watch some baseball at the miracle game. On Greg Cody Nights Greg Cody Nights Reported with the old film As pronouncing his name For Greg Cody Nights Greg Cody Nights

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And you know it. And you know it. And you know it. And you know it. And you know it and you know it and you know it and you know it you know it Jessica smithena sings get low with Frank Sinatra to the window We all heard that right till the sweat drops down my Balls all these females crossing And Oskey's keep going down Old blue eyes

Greg Cody sings shave in a haircut Mom, shake a bump, bump, bump, bump It's just like a... I believe it's called shave in a haircut Yeah, that's exactly Mom, shake a bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, splat. So you have, just to be clear, you have porn bouncing and morphing into shape and a hair cut too big. Too big and a hair cut too big. My dad used to always sing that.

Jeremy Tashay, how Jimmy reminds. This is how Jimmy reminds the heat to play deep fans. This is how Jimmy reminds the heat to play deep fans. He makes cans, shoo from three. Now they're gonna see a different Jimmy. Now he's just just playing nigga back in the locker room and now they'll play D and show threes as they chase the nets for the six seed

these five words in his head to me my way winning games yeah yeah yeah oh no. Jessica Smetana sings John Valjean. Two, four, six, oh, wow. Joe Bucks, Stugots, and Mike Ryan sing Fruit Salad. Fruit salad. Yummy, yummy. Fruit salad. Yummy, yummy.

Jessica Smetana sings Miss Behavin from Writers' Gem Sones. Sam said, don't but I did it anyway, Miss. Be Haven. Andrew Streeter, Easy Flutter. Wake up, foot world in construction. Right for our destruction. Never forget. Ooh, Kate's been there.

They'll come. Falling and not changing cars with green head, with green head. Get out quick, cars with short minds, we're seen in men who learn to swear. Oh, by your own. She's an easy flutter. We've known about this now for decades. Mike Ryan remixes Dan, screwing up Akbar Baja Bia Milo's name.

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It's a three Grab a bit with the illusion Winning in the playoffs not an illusion It's a he check he's on fire But let it fly Saw the contract they said he was overpaid man said that he was over rate in the we had no plan They were wrong and I am beaming Hear the mac a say

Carriosh Jalen Bronson C'mon, stop clutch, that's why we won New York knows you are the best Not the joke no more. I mean, I'm guessing and Tom Haberstrow bringing defense back on basketball, Illuminati. We're bringing defense back. Yeah, bring defense back.

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Culture will not help you put the nuggets away. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, you're losing to Denver. Truth cannot shoot and hero won't save the day. Yeti Blonk, we're all gonna die. Die. We're all gonna die Die! We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!

We're all gonna die! The sky seems to be falling And here I'm wondering why We're all gonna let's turn on the news And find out how we're gonna die There ain't no sense in stalling No reason not to cry Uncle, let's turn on the news and find out that we're gonna die

Time We're all gonna die I The crew sing the Butterfinger song But a thing about a thing about a thing As usually as far as I get because by that time he's like storming out of the room He's surfing again, right? Yeah, and then he goes bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada b Butterfinger, man! Butterfinger, man! Butterfinger, man! Butterfinger, man! Hey, Bono Ringer! Yeti Blanc, salute to you, white guy! Salute to you, white guy!

Listener, rage against Twitter! Cody's Lobos! C-R-Trap-R, born in 1854, Gregory! Cody Lobos! C-R-Truppler Born in 1854 Gregory, Cody Loebos C-R-Truppler Born in 1954 Gregory, Cody Loebos Come on Gregory, you can do it, pave the way, put your foot into it, sell us wine, show us how Look at your old clothes, look at you now, I'm going to eat from riders, Muppet amateurs Get a good slug, get winged at team, drink their blood Come on Greg, get on!

Can't be siabed, can't be siabed, can't be siabed, can't be siabed, can't be siabed Codies love us Codies love us Andrew Streeter, Frank O'Harris Give them half a yard, they'll take a mile And a Terry Bradshaw knows what's up A lot of them once again But you have to talk to O'Harris And he scores it every time Thanks Thank God, trying to get away And this has

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Thanks Once in Buckley Yeah, he blank morning man Yedi Blonk, Morning Man. Can you know it, baby? I'm Greg Cody, and back in my day, the sun wasn't the only thing that would ride before 7 a.m. I feel shmills take your medicine back. Jack, I like it. Oh, natural.

The mornings were once my domain, but as I've gotten over, I've learned that the nighttime is the right time. Baby! I became a rinsed and take on him to my life I used to be a bullet man I used to be a bullet man I used to be a bullet man I used to be a bullet man I know it, baby I know it, baby

I know it, you know it, baby, you know it. Wow. Woo. Woo. That is my favorite category that we've ever done. What just happened there? Everything that just happened there, from how good some, legitimately good some of the music was, to how legitimately awful most of it was.

And in the middle of that, Billy says to me not helpfully because I am crying from laughter and also just crying in general because we can't make better music after making a music. But it was a proriously funny Billy whispers to me in music that is making me weep from both sorrow and joy Moved by the music to laughter while in a great deal of emotional pain at the moment because of where like I can't stop crying about my brother in the middle of all of this Can't stop doing it whenever I'm whenever I feel deeply Billy says to me in my ear so only I can hear do you miss ESPN yet? so only I can hear. Do you miss ESPN yet? Roy going to get the first ever attack from the chickens. Are you all accused of lying that he does right?

That's all that we're talking about. Still gots. My life is tough pieces. This is my last resort. Some patients. No, we don't give a fuck. Come on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I really admire this guy for a number of reasons, but one of them is I believe him to be one of the best sports riders ever because he can write about a lot of different things and

just sort of tuck it into sports. And he does a podcast with Mike Sureer, our friend that is exceptional, and it's just them screwing around. And he keeps wasting all of his talents writing about baseball. He cannot stop like the man can write about anything he really can write about anything write about something that people care about you let's go well he ties it to america and he makes it obviously like all the best things in art it has macro

stuff in it so he can make everything about larger things but he can also tie it all back to baseball and it's disgusting. It's an illness. He keeps wasting his time on baseball books. You've got another one out now. What is the latest one that you're doing? Yeah, yeah. I was so looking forward to the disgust on your face when you saw that we were going to be talking about baseball today. And then nothing makes me happier. The new book is why we love baseball is coming out Tuesday. And I know that you're just going to be so happy

a Dan to read about why we love baseball. Why do we love baseball? Oh, I wrote a whole book. It's a whole book about this. I actually, all right. So, that's not just one. You wrote this is now several books you've written It's a whole book about this. I actually, all right. One, that's not just one. This is now several books you've written

on the subject of why you love baseball so much. Maybe the better question is, do we love baseball? Yeah. Well, I think that question gets asked all the time. This is a whole other thing. We're going with a whole other thing. You know what's funny is I'm actually writing a book next for next year about football along the same lines

of football. And I got to tell you completely different, just completely different to be writing about football. And suddenly, you know, when you talk to people, they're like, Oh, yeah, no, that makes sense. I understand why you're writing why we look football. That makes sense. Baseball, not as much. Joe, what the hell's wrong with the angels? How have they managed to botch two once in a lifetime talents? Oh, they're just, I mean, they are the best comedy team going in sports. I think right now, I mean, not only did they botch my trout, not only did they botch

show, hey, but then they kind of went for it this year when everybody was sort of like that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. They promptly lost like 10 in a row. And they're like, I forget that. We're not really are we not going for any more, we're literally cutting every single player on our team. So they're just waving everybody that that's their, they're a comedy actor. Sure.

I don't think that a lot of people around our show, Joe, know what I'm about to say. Maybe they maybe they do. But you've watched baseball all of your life. You really know baseball in a way that's totally unreasonable. When I watch baseball today, I simply find the skill level I'm seeing to be totally unfathomable.

That the people playing baseball today are so much better than anything I've ever seen from the sport in a way that's just granular granular granularly spectacular got it yeah yeah no it's a dip it is totally different it's a totally different level I you know it's funny I was watching an old, uh, it was a highlight, uh, and it was a very rural. I don't know if you remember, rural was a picture in the 80s. Vroom rule had to be throwing. I'm not exaggerating. 75 miles an hour. Maybe, maybe 75 miles an hour. It's a great name. And it is. And it's just total slop. It was him and Bob Nefer. He was

throwing croutons up there. He was just terrible. He was telling him fastballs. It was more nutculars or anything. He's like, just all right, that's it. You know, just throw them all over the plate and hope for the best. And man, now everybody throws 100 and these hitters are just incredible. And the speed on the game is just so amazing. So I was told to do this and Mike sure and I got together because I knew how this was going to be taken that I wrote a book called Why We Love Baseball. So Mike and I came up with a list, the five, top five, I guess,

five reasons, five moments that even you guys would love in baseball, okay? So five baseball moments, even you guys would love in baseball. Okay. Okay. So five baseball moments, even you guys would love. All right. All right. And this is and Mike, Mike helped me with the list. But you understand you're talking to a room here. Okay.

A mean does not know the rules of baseball. Billy loves baseball, but only one team. And he has a rational hatred toward the angels just today. Mike Ryan has given up baseball. And I need 13 down Red's Great Rouse starts with an E3 letters. Mm-hmm. Rouse starts with an E3 letters. Baseball.

Red's great. No, I'll go back to doing the cross. You don't know what she's talking about, Paznance. You know every player who's ever played baseball. I'm trying to picture my mind. John Jay Lane. Yeah, I mean, the across might be wrong. Well, she started with an E. You can't start it with an E. It's not.

John doesn't start with. Well, he's also not great. I think it's EDD. Actually, it's what I think it is. But I could be wrong about that. If this is just literally off time I had, you've got to have a good. But what you're saying is even our room, still got times to be a Metz fan with show them a picture of Francisco Lendor.

He had no idea who it was. Yeah. This is what you're dealing with. You're saying everyone here is going to know what you're talking about. Everybody here is going to not only get a lot of talk about, we're going to love these moments because Mike and I came up with this. And Mike knows Mike, Mike told me coming in exactly what we were dealing with so I think we've got five moments that we can do it okay so here we go and by the way we'll start out OLI the ball

conking off the head of Jose Konseko and bouncing over fence what did not it's his list it's the greatest playing the history of the sport. That's what Mike said you were gonna say And he said that we're gonna have five moments to talk that was I Is outside looking it's why I love it to baseball Number five wait a minute wait a minute Billy. Why are you laughing back there? Well nothing don't worry about it It's rude. I don't want to be rude to the guest. I'm wishing, Joe, I'm a baseball piercer, so. I'm like, I knew that.

I knew you were a baseball piercer. Why are you laughing at the guest? Please tell me, Mike. Well, because Joe just keeps telling us Mike said that you should do this, Mike told me to say that, why are we just talking to Mike, you know. Well, that is a good question. Why are you guys not talking to Mike?

I just assumed that was awesome. Thank you. He's on strike. He's on strike. That's the good question. Why are you guys not talking to Mike? I just assume like was awesome. Thank you. He's on strike. He is on strike. That's the only problem. Yeah. Quit, quit quoting Mike. Sure. And do your own. No, this is totally, this is all Mike. I'm not, I'm not taking the blame for any of this. I'm saying he's actively writing during a strike. Interesting.

Did he write your book, too? He did write my book. He wrote it. He wrote it. He wrote it. Thank you for bringing that up. This is, this is going to just add to sales right here. He appears on three pages of your 400 page book. Why? No, he is now on three pay. He wrote a whole like 5,000 word chapter in this book, which I could not stop him from doing, by the way. I didn't actually ask him to do that. He just sent it to me and said, you better put this in. So, so he wrote a whole Red Sox chapter in this book, but you know, of course he did.

Tell him the writer's own book. Number five, he has. It was a best seller. Number five, on all the philosophers tell the writer's book time. Well, he is, I mean. He is. Number five is the story I start the book off with. In 1962, Gailord Perry was a rookie pitcher.

He was taking batting practice. The guys were watching him. One of the guys said to the manager, hey, this guy's got some power. Manager goes, oh, this guy has no power. This guy's going to, he'll hit a home run when we get a man on the moon, okay? Seven years later, July 20th, 1969, man lands on the moon,

13 minutes later, Gailard Perry hits his first home. No way. Okay. Not remotely close to as great as the ball bouncing off of Jose. No, that is objectively so uh... justica asked me during that segment is to got so k to drive home uh... sheet she believed up that he is drugged up and we shouldn't send him

home he didn't just realized while asking mike sure to write his book that mike sure is already writing his book number four number four. Number four. The Dan Levitar show sends Billy Gill to the Marlins first game in 2018. Yes. Yes. And a home run hit on the very first pitch off of Jose Urina. That was a great day.

Yeah, it was. Hey, moment, right? Yeah, great moment. But not better than a ball bouncing off of Jose can take his head for a home run. Number three. Number three. Number three. 1954 Stan Musuel hits five home runs in a double header. The only guy to have ever done it.

There's a kid in the crowd that day, eight years old, big Musuel fan named Nate Colbert. 18 years later, Nate Colbert becomes the second guy in baseball history. He had five home runs in a double. Nate Colbert becomes the second guy in baseball history get five home runs in a double Jessica good did you just spit out drink what just happened Jessica always a mean just made was like the exact noise You make when you're like oh, I guess that's interesting, but I didn't think about that. Oh, I mean like In many ways they Colbert was there for both times that happened in history the only person probably in the world Right, but she is saying that was in there for him saying the sound the sound that you made You the sound you make are you saying it was famed

famed interest oh it was actually interest. I mean, it's like when I call my dad and tell him about my day And he's definitely not listening and just like oh That's famed interest. Number two, none of these are still better than the universally number one. Again, again, just to explain this to you, Joe, because you don't seem to understand it even though you write several baseball books. I learned Jose Konseko, a total clown show with a giant steroid skull is running toward the outfield fence, but he plays defense so poorly with a frying pan wears glove should be that he gets hit on the skull by a baseball that's been hit 350 feet in the air and it hits it hits it

as he arrives at the warning track and careens into the stands for even further for a home run none of these are better than that okay number two number two is christmas really finally i'm finally i'm here i'm giving you number one number one is i think the most incredible thing

that's ever happened in baseball, all right? Number one, there was a Japanese picture named Utaka and Natsu, okay? And in 1968, he was the best picture in Japanese baseball. 1968, he struck out 400 batters, he broke the record from all strikeouts that is never going to be broken, okay? That year 1968 he was going to break the record

He announced to everybody in Japan that he was going to break the record by striking out Sadahara Oh the greatest player in Japanese said without question. I'm breaking the record Against oh, so they comes to the game game he's about to break the record he strikes outside a harrow oh goes to the to his dugout all excited he broke in the record teammates tell him he'd only tied the record by striking out oh so what he does is he goes back to the mound and lets the next eight guys hit the ball so that he could strike out, oh, to break the record. I don't know.

That'll work. That'll work. Right? Yes, no. That's great. I love the pettyness of that. It's great, but yeah. It's true, you should love it then.

But I'm gonna stick up for Jonah and say the guy who said he'd hit a home run when a man walks on the moon. Like that's the coolest one man. 13 minutes later, I thought it was going to be like later that week or something. 13 minutes later. Joe the name of the book for the people who do not know why we love baseball a history in 50 moments.

And again, I will tell you the podcast is a lot of fun with Mike Sher and Joe Paznansky. Thank you, sir. the podcast. It's a lot of fun with Mike Sher and Joe Posnansky. Thank you, sir. Thank you. It's a podcast. You call it a podcast. It's a fun. Well, I mean, it is a podcast. A podcast.

It's called the podcast. To play on his name. A podcast. I like it. But it is a podcast. I love you. A podcast. Don't live a tard.

Oh, I like firing people. So I take the opportunity to fire whenever I possibly can I love you. I love you. God, cast. Don't live a tart. Oh, I like firing people. So, I take the opportunity to fire whenever I possibly can because I can use it as a learning experience for them and try to help them out and try to point out what they did wrong. But in this case, the employee was enough levels below where I was that I did not do the firing, but I had it done within moments of discovery. I'm just like firing people. It's absurd. It's absurd.

Stugats. I'm talking about people who I fire, who deserve it, who have done something that actively requires me to fire them. It is my unadulterated pleasure to do so. This is the Don Lebatar Show with this two gods. Jessica has proclaimed the musical category, her favorite Sui, and she has also proclaimed the laugh category, her favorite Sui. Those are the only two we're doing today.

They can't both be your favorite. Pick one. They're both so good. They both make me laugh the most. Whereas the other ones like the Sui for biggest mistake just make me kind of want to crawl into a hole. Right. And cry a little bit. Not great. Okay. So the laugh the laugh is very quick. It's very over stovetop. The laugh. That's a pretty good one. You can vote at Levitade show. The penis under your armpit wasn't bad either. But let's go ahead and play.

This is just laughter. It's just machine gun laughter. What do we have? And now the Sui nominees for Best Laugh, Adnan Verk. Amino Hassan, Baker Mayfield, Becky Hammond, Beto O'Rourke, Bill Lawrence, Billy Gill, polygraph examiner, big Joe Harper. Bryce Young. Carrot Top. C.C.

Sabathea. Charlotte Wilder. Chris Cody. He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he Flex, building the board, I'll get you. Dan Levittard again. Dan Patrick. David Sampson. Deonte Wilder. Dominique Foxworth. Doris Burke.

Doug Peterson Ernie Johnson The sodfather George Toma Greg Cody Greg Cody again Hank Azaria Is he Gutierrez Jake Paul. Jake Plummer. Jeremy Tashay. Jessica Jimmy Johnson, Joey Votto, John Skipper, Judeo-Gadi, Ken Jennings, Kenny Smith, Lewis Black, Michael Wilbon, Stanley Cup Protector Mike Bolt. Mike Floreo. Mike Golech Sr. Mike Ryan. Like sure. Minakimes.

Pablo Torrey. Pablo Torrey again. Poppy. Yes, me. I just. I only get no couple of them. I pick one and that was the winner. Patricia Haton.

Ricky Williams. Ron McGill. Roy Bellamy. Roy Bellamy again. Russell Crowe. Former H2 trivia host, Scott Rigowski. Spencer Hall. Stefan Diggs. Trayvon Diggs. Stugots. Stugots again. Australian weightlifter Tia Claire to me Tim Kirchian

Tim Tibo Tony Kaladyud William Shat. Roy laughed twice. Spencer Hall is entire laughter for the entire season, but Spencer Hall sounded like he was fighting somebody. Like it was a chop of some sort. The one that stands out is C.C. Subaffia. Oh, yeah.

Totally, totally haunting. Gullik Senior also had a pretty good laugh. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Totally, totally haunting. Gullik senior also had a pretty good laugh. Ah!