The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Dianna Russini's Family Meltdown

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

Dianna Russini joins the show to explain the ways she bullies her husband with Eagles information, how parenting can be a little tougher with her profession, and how communication and relationships are all that matter in football, parenting, marriage, and news-breaking. Then, Amin gets sent to Kansas City to follow up Tony's departure, but he also has an issue with Billy Gil wishing he could have a park named after him. Plus, Tony has a newfound obsession with World War II, and Dan realizes he's been doing dentistry all wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Levertor Show with the Stugat's Podcast. The lighting is incredible. Yes. Like the way the background is. Does it make... And shadow, but you're like your lit Yeah, do I look soft pretty young and sexy sure

Okay, that's the filter I put on all those adjectives. Yeah, gotta keep up with those tiktokers You know your husband annoyed by your job yet. I mean yes Yeah, we had a meltdown Last night around midnight. Yeah, it, it's getting really bad here. Does that mean you go suck? Diana Rossini on with us as she likes to do occasionally. It's nice to see you, Diana. It's always nice to see you.

She's the NFL insider, senior NFL insider for the athletic. I'd like to know what that meltdown looks like. Yeah. Let's, let's not do that. Let's leave that alone. Unless Diana is willing to go even further. We've already gone Yeah, look here's the best thing about being a NFL reporter is I can just poke holes in all his joy happiness and optimism about his team

So I just stand there and I was like oh the giant speed the eagle So I just stand there and I was like, oh, the giant speedy angle. And I just like harp on all the weaknesses that they have on offense right now. And some of the issues I've seen in the secondary for Philadelphia while he's arguing with me that he thinks that I have not really done a good job on the mothering side of my responsibilities. For example, yesterday, there's a really big story that broke and my sons are both sick. So, they're home with me and my parents are also sick, so they couldn't help. And I had to put a two-year-old and a one-year-old in a playpen, which if anyone has small children, putting two young boys in a playpen, that's maybe five feet wide,

isn't safe, it's not smart, and after while, they're good to start beating the hell out of each other. And that's what happened. And I got the story and that's all that matters, guys. Dan, I was going to say putting them into play pen in some states is actually legalized gambling. You can put money on that and see who comes out on top. But I wanted to ask you, have you ever used non public

information to poke holes in your, your husbands kind of NFL joy? So not something that's already been reported, but so you know he's about to leave right or you you know you're just breaking it up Are you kidding I I try to get more information out of Philadelphia organization for my marriage than anything For the athletic and I am comfortable admitting that I will take as and they know that the equals no I don't report anything on them but in my kitchen that's everywhere and it gets me out of all the things that I'm supposed to probably do is a loving support of life. But this is the time of year, guys.

We're, we really have this fight last night where it doesn't matter how good your relationship is. It does not matter how much help you have. It does not matter how much money you have going on. It, the stress and pressure that we're both under with our careers and having too small young children, you break, you just crack. And the only person you can take it out on is your significant other.

So, I'm really fortunate actually that I have someone that does not care what I think or say. Like, he's amazing. I see the meanest things, which I'm sure shocks you guys. Like my tongue is, it is my biggest flaw. And I say the meanest things, which I'm sure shocks you guys. Like, my tongue is, it is my biggest flaw. And I say the meanest stuff. And yeah, he wakes up and he's like, you want to coffee? Like, sure.

So it works. It works. It's, this is the time of year where my marriage is always really tested. And I'm lucky. I got a really good partner. But I mean, the eagles are still struggling. I do want to get serious for a second on what you just said,

because that's an amazing understanding to have from somebody there. The job, I mean, I talk all the time about how the job is crazy, but Diana, you doing that job, the way you just described it, were you talking to Derek Henry seconds after Vable had been fired when that was happening? Like, is that what was happening around you

and putting a one year old and a two year old or just trying to crowd them in general, makes it crazy on steroids? Yeah, and you don't know when news is gonna break. So you have to quickly make decisions and obviously the priority is the safety of your children, right? So you have to quickly go, what is the best position situation I can put them in

while this is all happening? So yesterday, the picture you just painted is exactly what happened yesterday. I was on the phone with Derek actually when the story broke. And he was calling me to just find out if I knew anything and I said, I don't. And then I got the text and I was like,

oh my God, I just put the phone down. I said, just sit there. I have to tweet. And in the room next to me, my boys were in watching this show called Miss Rachel. And if you had a toddler, you know what Miss Rachel is. And you know, she's going through the alphabet. And by the way, that sound is also very distracting

and annoying. And by the way, I'm not asking for sympathy. There are, every parent is dealing with this. It's just the rush of it all, the adrenaline that I am managing, and then the responsibility to be accurate, and then also to have communication with people. That's another really frustrating part of this. Like I can't, I don't know when Joey's gonna cry,

and sometimes he cries and I'm on the phone with people, and it happened the other day, and the and I'm on the phone with people. And it happened the other day. And the person I was on the phone with was giving me really good information that I'm going to want to probably use on Thursday or Friday this week. And I'm just, I'm like, you have to laugh. Like, I can't believe this is my life. I am going to be part of a really big news cycle right now

while my one-year-old screaming his head off because he just wants his bottle that fell under the table. Just go get it. He's also not walking. He's 15 months. I can't get it. It's a little bit crazy all of it, right? So you have career up evil at the same time that the serious part I wanted to talk to you

about love is you get married. You have two kids. You have, you have now motherhood and you're trying to you get married, you have two kids, you have all, you have now motherhood and you're, you're trying to have your priorities, but the priority is I'm talking to Derek Henry and I've got to tweet this. Like, the health of your children is supposed to be the priority, but there's also something to do. And they're fine.

Let me tell you, I got three kids. Let me tell you right now, they're fine. They're so, they are so incredibly resilient. You think like, yeah, think like man, man, man, explain to her how it is to have kids and being NFL and explaining Dan. I'm this is this is like once two guys are telling me about things in the future because me and two guys both have twins. And just when you're a young parent, like sometimes these things seem so overwhelming and you need the old vets to let you know like it's fine, don't worry about it. So Diana, you're doing a great job.

You're doing an awesome job. I want to let you know, Dan is trying to shame you for trying to have a work life balance. You work like balance. I am not trying to shame you. I want to talk to her about love and her husband because that sharp tongue, I would imagine, would be something that would be hard to manage if he didn't understand you entirely. The, the, it's understanding me, but it's understanding the NFL. I've always said that my relationship does not work because my husband has unconditional

love for me and understands how my brain operates, how my soul is invigorated by all of this. It's 100% because he is a bigger, better football person than I am. So he gets why it's important I need to take a call or add some texture to a story that's happening in the moment. In fact, he constantly weighs in. Did you ask this person this, this, this? So it's almost like having, yes, he's my husband and partner in life, but it's like having a producer at times, just in my ear. And that's such a big compliment to you guys that work behind the scenes,

because I know that you're the brains behind the operation, and that's probably the situation in my household. So it helps that he gets it, and he loves it. So that's how we have figured out how to make this work. Now, if he told me five years ago, seven years ago, whenever I met him, that one of the important characteristics that I should probably be looking for in someone was someone that understood the NFL, that would not have been on my sheet of paper. I was looking for like a guy with good hair, which I also got, but it worked out. Dan, as one of your producers that's helping you with this show, how are we talking about with good hair?

How are we talking about love right now? When Vrayville got fired, Eber Fluss is not getting fired even though they got rid of Getsey, they got a number one pick, they got a number nine pick, they can trade it, they can do better Ben Johnson's in the division, they can take him out, Bella check might be available.

Like what are we doing talking about love with love? I need this coaching carousel, let's go. Tell me it's all about relationships. Oh, the love of love. But Evelyn's about relationships. Okay, why didn't Mike Raeble get fired? Because of bad communication. Why did you probably have a break up in your life?

Bad communication. That's true. Why did things probably go a little sour with the ESPN boys, bad communication, right? It's always at the center of relationships. And that's why we're harping on this right now, because that's the problem with a lot of these organizations, ownership that have these visions that buy into the identity of what these

head coaches want. And then somewhere along the way, there's disconnect, there's feelings hurt, there's egos involved. And that vision that they had on day one at the press conference and everyone's wearing the teen colors and hugging and kissing and clapping standing up introducing each other's families to each other's families. In the end, something happens. The wear and tear of it. And I think in Tennessee, Tony, that was what happened. I think the Titans were worn out by Mike Vribel.

The things that they love about him, the things, the reasons why they've had so much success over the years, I believe are also the same reasons that got him fired. Does he go to Ohio State or does he go to the Patriots? My quads! You got a break? Oh my quads. Diana, what do you think? My quads?

Does he go to Ohio State or the Patriots? No, I'm kidding. No, he's not going to Ohio State. Um, he's gonna, he's either going to have his pick here at one of these jobs or choose to take a year off. Um, I can tell you, Stu. Yes. There are teams out there that have a coach in place. Right. There are teams out there that have a coach in place, right? They've already told everybody like this is our guy and

Maybe some of these teams are still playing. Maybe they're not Who had conversations yesterday after my variable was fired about moving on from their current head coach? Mm-hmm. Wow. I mean, he's gonna be he's gonna be super coveted, right? Yes Kill the music, please. I'm exhausted. Can you tell us whether Antonio Pierce is the right answer with the Raiders? It seems like something the Raiders would do. Get someone to go five and four and fall in love with him and say, this is the answer because he's in house

and we don't want to spend a whole bunch of money on somebody else. Yeah, I actually think it's the opposite. I think their approach is more, we need a superstar here. And he's doing all the right things. He's got the locker room support. He's got the right people around him.

He's got advisors. He's done every single thing he can possibly do to get this job. And I do believe he has the inside track, but Mark Davis wants a star in Vegas. I don't necessarily believe Antonio Pierce is, we would all put him in a category of a star, and they are definitely doing their homework

on some of these available coaches, one of them being Jim Harba. Our timing has been slightly off today. I will say that the last segment, yes, with a mean, was supposed to end and was five seconds from ending. It would have been comedically perfect, with a mean trying to like the cigarette and Stugat was going to throw a bottle of water

in his face to put it out, but he missed it by five seconds. And right now, Diana, we're wondering if you can hear that carousel music, or if you're confused by the fact that while you talk to us, we're pretending to be on a carousel with our coaching carousel music. Were you confused or can you hear the music? I can hear the music. I'm not confused.

I was in on the joke. The carousel is moving in a nice street here. Here's this broke. You are doing it with us. And Stugatius was doing it in the laziest possible way. Way to mansplain the joke, Dan. I just thought you couldn't hear it. Explaining the humor of the show.

I'm more of a lazy river kind of gal, rather than a carousel. I had a girl. Yeah, yeah. That's the river. It takes you where it takes you. I used that in a conversation yesterday with someone in describing an organization.

And when Stu gots his brain, it searched you seep into mine. I realized that my career is not headed to the galaxy of success. In fact, I have concerns and it happens often actually. You said that to Ravel, huh? She's the senior NFL cider. I said, Frames, come join the Lea's you're ever. She's the senior NFL insider for the athletic. Thank you, Diane. Always nice seeing you. Appreciate you guys, love you. Love you, thank you.

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Dan Lebatard. I mean, they used to call me Chris karaoke. Stugats. Oh, Dioz. That back row is bringing it today. This is the Dan Lebatard show with the Stugats. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Stugats, I had one of my favorite things that happened around here, happened yesterday on the show because of how much I delighted in the following. I'm talking about Jimmy Kimmel's stand-up monologue.

I say the shocking thing of it made me side with Aaron Rogers. When I think anyone who's listening to the show knows that I'm not siding with Aaron Rogers on anything he's saying, but I was dressed as the stereotype racist caricature racist caricature that appeared in 21 savages music video that isn't actually a movie or a movie trailer What are you shaking your head about dude if anyone should be angry about stereotype racist caricature? It's volmani not you. I know that was the joke. Okay. Oh, okay Let me see if I can find this here because I thought yeah, I really thought that you wanted in the Kansas City You understood in fact you can go to Kansas City Of course of course, but Monty's the one who should complain there

You know you know you know how like in the NBA when someone that does like a Ridiculously obvious foul and then they raise their hands? Yes. I mean, you deserve that. They're acknowledging it. Like, there was the whole joke. I mean, that's what I was setting it up. But, and that wasn't even the joke I was actually enjoying

the most here. I mean, the joke that I was enjoying the most here is the sheer number of people outside our audience who thought it was a burn to say, look at this guy with his dyed eyebrows. Look at how, and I looked obviously ridiculous. I had Groucho Mark's eyebrows. It was absurd, but I really enjoyed the indignation.

And what was a political argument and you saw people taking sides and they already had their opinions before it started and then the ones who were against me who don't know anything about me were just were just yes Tony Tony that's the proper point that's how I spent my day yesterday laughing at the people who thought they were laughing at me because they thought those were real eyebrow. I could see somebody on Twitter not knowing who you are. I'm be like, who's this guy? I think he's holding here. Hold on a second. He was eyebrow. Wait a second. It was, it was such a delight though to just see

around serious subject matter. People think they were really getting me with look at how shitty this dude's die job is Little up with his mustache too. Wait a second And incidentally stugots because there were a lot of people who were super indignant about because there were a lot of people who were super indignant about what has happened to Jimmy Kimmel is no laughing matter. And I would simply say to you, yes, being accused of pedophilia, not a laughing matter. But you're a stand-up comic and you got to figure that stuff out in difficult times. The stand-up comics on late night television decided to get into politics and here's what it looks like. It's uncomfortable and some of the funny is going to get knocked out by vetted lawyers. All of the funny. Well, yes, most to all of the funny is going to get knocked out

if you're fearing being sued. That's how that tends to happen i'm really surprised billiard surprise that i mean didn't get that joke right like how is that possible that i mean didn't understand that that was the whole joke i was doing dry month that dry january and and he doesn't know what caffeine is yeah he's got energy today though too much right yes way too much you know it's It's too much He hasn't been here in three weeks and he came in aggressively hot. I like it I think we should give him the entire next segment just do whatever the hell he wants Let's go back to smoke you thought lighting a cigarette was bad judgment as executive

I was anti that if you remember You said what was the payoff do you realize what the payoff would have been if the last thing in that segment was a mean not knowing that stugots was preparing a water bottle under the table to simply throw in his face as he lit the cigarette and we couldn't get the timing right do you know how visually funny that would have been would have ruined a lot of equipment? Yes, but worth it Also, Dan's paying for the equipment. So if he thinks that it's a good idea to ruin it

I mean I gotta tell you a segment of a mean just bouncing around might be funny. I mean it Chris's defense It could be funny. I mean all right You know what I know you want to do it solo or you want it with everybody? Because we all got to be here. Right. Solo. Solo. Like a drive time host? I have had a mean a couple of times.

You guys have noticed this. Perhaps you maybe you haven't. Maybe you have not noticed this. The only times I've seen a mean choke around here is when he is isolated with the ball and has 90 seconds to complete something. And then he chokes because it's too much. He wanted just to play with his teammates

and he wanted to throw the ball around the court. And he was LeBron at the end of the finals, the last five minutes against Dirk Navitsky, where he was just passing the ball as fast as he could instead of, instead of J.J. Barre was on. Taking a shot, right? System player, Daniel. There are a number of things I want to talk to you about. And one of them that you thought that we didn't do enough because you listened to the

show when you're not here, you were of the opinion that we did not do enough with Billy's suggestion that he wanted a park named after him, not a library. What were some of the other things you didn't want named after you, Billy? I didn't want to street or express way. Just a park, I don't think a park is too much to ask. It's horrible. Like I get where you're at. It's horrible to ask.

No, no, park is a horrible decision. Because what you said is absolutely right. Billy's right, you don't want to be named after something that can have a negative connotation of people's clients. And an expressway like the Shula, it's always back to the travel. It's always construction. People hate it.

And they say, I hate the Shula. And I said, but I'm done Shula. How could you hate me? That's how he probably felt. So now, but the park is not good, Billy, because you know what happens at parks? Drugs, gangs meet. Apart from parking in Los Angeles. Remember the episode?

What if we put a sign in the park that says no drugs, no gangs? Yeah, they've tried that. Oh, don't listen, Bill. Yeah. They've tried that. Yeah, signs will stop gang. There's one already that says no dog. So if we say no drug, you're kind of parked on me.

No gangs, then I think we figured it out. I know. No dog park is funny. There's actually, there's actually this corner that's like on, it's like a hundred and seventh and flag learn, I don't understand why the sign was made who in government approve the sign. Why does it they put it there?

But it said like the sign literally, it's by an intersection just as no illegal drugs can be done in this area. And it's like, well, I don't think illegal drugs. Damn it. I was going in any area. I don't think the sign seems unnecessary. Right at this spot.

Why did they make this? Not in my area. The visual of the one person, just like getting right of the light up. It should, but no, but it's, yeah, there's a sign. There's a sign. No, it's what I can say. I've got a visual of the guy running out of the building.

Hey, you can't do this here. Go up a couple blocks. Just point, exactly. Points at the sign Hey, you can't do this here. Go up a couple blocks. Just point, exactly. Points at the side. There's a lot of that. Go up a couple blocks. You're fine up there. But here, no, absolutely not.

Do you have preferences on what you'd have named after you? I have top five thing. Oh, you got five. Wow. Easy. Five on them. Nice. With Billy's stipulation in mind.

Any OLI? Sir, go right to it. Right, straight to it. Straight to it. Straight five. Number five. Straight to it. Right, straight to it. Number five. Basketball court. Not the arena.

Just the court. Don't want the building named after me. Just the court. No drugs or dogs allowed. Like the summit. Like what, what do they call it? Celtics court. Right, our bad court.

Like, like Rucker Park. No, no, not an outdoor court. Coach K court. Like, yeah, yeah.. Court at Canon indoor. Like Arrowhead Field is actually called something else. Hunt isn't called like, something like that. But like that's that's that's ideas.

Like don't name the building after me. That can invite too many things, but the court is fine. Like this could be the Dan Levitage studio inside of our or like media. Exactly. Yeah. Number four, a street that is closed off to traffic.

A walkable street, like Bourbon Street. Lincoln Road, I'm not a road. Olsen Drive. Yeah, all the ones where you just walk and you go from bar to bar to restaurant to little shopping but no cars, no, no, just everyone's on foot traffic. But could crimes not be committed on said walking street? You know, little shopping, but no cars, no, no, just everyone's on foot traffic. But could crimes not be committed on said walking street?

You know, here's the math. If there's a sign. Here's the science. 82% of street crimes happen on streets that do have car traffic. Wow. So that's science. Data is out. Well, it's math and we are running up against the break again.

And it was timing is going to be a plenty of time. Yeah, I'm talking about. Number three, an airport terminal. That's terrible. Not the airport, not the airport. Just a terminal. Just a terminal. Great example.

LAX, terrible airport. Tom Bradley terminal. You never heard anyone say anything bad about that? Why? I also don't think though that a terminal is much of an honor. No, it's not. What? No, it is a destination.

No, hey, I'm flying LLX. What a terminal for it. No, Bradley. It's another word for you're about to die. No, it's an illness. Terminal means yeah, it's an adjective before an illness. There's no people that anyway. No, but he was pretty clear on.

He wanted to terminal an airport. Correct, yeah. He wanted an illness. But he was clear about it, but I don't feel like any of us have positive feelings about a terminal, any terminal at any airport. Do any of us? The New LaGuardia Terminal's great, though.

I actually do, yeah. It was Palm Beach. Terminal A is fantastic. Terminal A, I believe. The Armino's, you believe I believe the Amin terminal has the chick filet in it They put it on the pole. Please add Levitage show Do you have positive feelings about an airport terminal? Would an illness be named after you be an honor? No really no I'll ask Lou Gary most of them are just named a number two We have twenty-seventh number two Number two, an award of any sort. Do you mean it'll have-

Any kind of award? Any award. Lifetime achievement, whatever. Razi. What about a Razi? A Razi would be- Well, what about for best dog? No, not that I'm sure. Best dog? Not any award. You've believed up the timing again.

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Ed Sprig Derek Bell Candy Maldado, Corey Snyder. I have to get to Billy making fun of Tony about Tony's obsession with World War II all of a sudden. But I mean, can you please give us number one, the number one thing that you would love to have your name on. This one was a no-brainer. Holiday. Everybody loves a day off.

Martin Luther King Day, love it. Even the racist love Martin Luther King Day. You know why? Because it's a day off. Except for Mississippi. I feel like you left off the coolest thing. And Dan has that. An animal. No, because what if the animal breaks out of the zoo I feel like you left off the coolest thing and Dan has that an animal No, because what if the animal breaks out of the zoo and like causes havoc and that's a gonna be a hilarious

News story I'm gonna be hilarious because causing havoc, but it would just be funny to see the headline Dan Levitard running through Manhattan Well, that is why Disney wouldn't allow a hippo to be named after me. They were worried about what they thought was an eventuality, which is Dan Levitard stampede over three children to death. Ask, ask my man, Ramagil. What's the animal that causes the most deaths? That's not like a mosquito, whatever, actual hippo. Say hippos. The guy with the eyebrow stampede you generally I I knew there was something open that guy

Disney's Dan Levitard said trampol three children in suit Leaving two paralyzed and one dead Was why they quietly rode a ten thousand dollar check to Ron McGill and didn't allow the hip-hop to be named after me. Let's get to world war two. Finally. I've been eight years there. This is the segment that I've asked for for years where we do things as if they're happening right now.

Billy, can you give us some context before Tony gets started because Mike Ryan has been talking obsessively about Roosevelt at the same same time at the exact same time that tony is talking about world war two and it's just strange to hear in here well it's it's also strange because everybody here went to school where you learned about these things but tony's just discovering world war two and like that while he was watching it he's finally seen the end i don't know if he's gonna give spoilers i wonder wonder who won. We won, back to back chance, baby. I was gonna say spoiler alert.

So, but prior to that, he would tell us, like, I don't want any spoilers. If you were like, go up and you know, and he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't tell me it's like Tony. Like, we, like, everybody knows what happened. Yes, we know what happened, but there's a new show on Netflix called

World War II and Color Frontlines, which it takes you to different positions from different perspectives. So you see like a Soviet perspective, see a Nazi perspective. You see Polish perspectives US perspective Japanese perspective So it takes you all these different places. Please don't both sides world war Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. I just said a terrible guy. Yeah, okay, can we get a lower third there? Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler bad guy terrible guy terrible guy. Terrible guy. No qualifiers. No no solutions. Just awful Not he built good highways none of that shit none of that nothing martian shot shit none of it nothing but

Not a shit, nothing but but much but I don't know but I know what I was gonna say but no no no but no I'm Transition out the butt Also and also and plus

In school they kind of give you the stuff But when you see it on a book in a Pate's paper and you're reading you're like yeah, I mean okay whatever like sure And plus, in school, they kind of give you the stuff, but when you see it on a book and a page paper and you're reading, you're like, yeah, okay, whatever. Like, sure. Did you know that 60 million people died in World War II? 60 million people and two million in the battle of Stalingrad?

Really? Yeah. I did not know as that many. People have to, they have to look up. They have to look up Norm McDonald's bit on Germany and just the idea of what your arrogance has to be to twice think. You know what? I want to go to a war against the world. To be honest again, they were kicking ass all over the place until everybody started

coming together and be like, hey, this is kind of crazy. What are we doing here? They got America and the Soviet Union to be like, alright guys, I know we each other, we got to figure something out, this guy's out of his mind, we got to do something. But the important part, there's a lot of important parts to World War II, but man, you see like in color stuff that they've only shown you on TV and black and white. The color got me a little bit. The color got me a little bit. Okay. The color got me this has been done before. This is this is revolutionary sort of film

work. That was another war where they don't have video about one day. We did. Oh, wow. Where you know we won because as Donald Trump said, they didn't have any airports. They can fly again. That's a true statement. I don't know what to tell you. The cool thing is, is seeing all the things that it took to actually win the war, like America had to get involved. And like you see the bravery of people that we like, think of, oh yeah, bravery for sure,

but it's like, they show you like video of Normandy Beach and like Bulldoze flying past people and people getting blown up. You're like, holy shit, I could not do this if it was right now. Where you're not aware that war required bravery. No, no, no, it requires bravery, but some that we have really. When you see it, it's a different thing.

Seeing it in color. Tony, in the words of Vince Vaughan, in the breakup, band of brothers, you watch it sometime. Well, Tusha, I'm not there yet. Saving private Ryan also. And guys with the big hearts. Dan, World War II though, I'm glad to say I saw it through we won back-to-back champs, America number one Jack.

I told you that though, you guys knew that for me. When I said, when I said, you're a please get over yourself out of the European top five, a lot of stuff to do, there's backwards. But we did band together with the Brits, the Soviets, all these people, and made it happen, baby. Okay. Very excited about it. Made it happen,. Ray or whatever. What is the what is the Twitter account Chris?

That you have of all late news the slow reports. Yeah, the slow reports. I should report You should report that we want On the day kick the ass in World War two Took names to sources. We've only got to phrase this. World War II, Colin, we won. Now, up here. That's it. There it is right there. You will figure it out. The slow report, a very popular Twitter account that slowly gets to things, and I think has largely been disbanded because Chris has other things to do.

Yeah, and pretty easy. Did the color seem real? Like, when they go back and they add color to things, that's kind of like, it's up to their interpretation. It is, like, how do we know what color the German army was versus the Soviet army? No, they're white. Who know, I know.

No, like just green and brown. Okay, let's just, you know that just because the camera wasn't in color, people weren't walking around like in shades of gray. Without color, yes, I get that. But what I'm saying is how did they get the exact shade and then when people move, they did it. So there was one part where the Germans were going

through Stalingrad and taking blow torches and like blow torching houses and farms and stuff. So you see the fire and you're like, yeah, fire, I don't know what that is. Yeah, I was like the color's off on that fire. I don't know if I like that. It's like Wizard of Oz, you ever watched the... Yes. Like it's like, okay, little too old.

A little too much. Also, that's how I knew how they did a decent job and not a great job, Dan. People's teeth, white, not have. No chance. No, but you're in a foxhole somewhere in the 40s. Not have white teeth. No, they could have said had an office job. In the 40s, their teeth were not white.

No white teeth whatsoever in World War II. I'm saying not one person had white teeth. But white teeth become a thing we're on the poll please do you do at lebitard show did everyone in the forties have yellow teeth uh that should lead right to your dentist update thank you so much that's what i'm talking about the professional yeah there you go and you'll allow you there an excellent segue transition by st. gots uh yes uh... so all of my life

i have uh... gone to an old cuban lady who uh... it's just like an a dentist office from another time even like the chairs are there or those old cuban a barber shop shares like i mean it's i it and and uh... she's an exceptional dentist and everyone around her, it is like mom and pop care where I have been legitimately amazed at how gentle she is and how my dentist experiences are not unpleasant. I don't go to the dentist dreading to go to the dentist. But recently, I went to a different dentist, and I realized that I've been doing dentistry in the Stone Age. Because there was a leg

massage, there was Netflix on the roof on top of me. Mine has that, I love it. You went to the rich dentist. That's something else. There was, there was, it's a ritz. There was something that was holding my mouth open so that I didn't have to think about open. The classic thing is that. Yeah, and it was all very comfortable.

And I simply, and modern, and I couldn't believe it. I was legitimately shocked that it felt like spa services. Were you introduced to the concept of suction as opposed to you have to spit in a bowl? No, like sir, close your mouth. Wait till you hear about anesthesia. You get a lollipop? I mean.

Do they still do that? No, that's the old school that's 20 days. That's 20 days, I wrote that, that's that you're cheating on. That's what they have, lollipops, yeah. That's 20 days. You did cheat on, did you tell her then that you were gonna go anymore?

Did she die? Did she die? Oh, you got to tell her going? No, I, well, I had something happen. He paid someone else to go for him. The guy from the video. It was Danny. It was mine.

It was Stunt Danny. Stunt Danny, I mean, he sent in Stunt Danny. It's one of my favorite things that we've done around here, just that music video. Get that video so that people can be reintroduced if they haven't seen the music video that we did to stunt Danny and just cut it up in the spot because it is one of the funniest things

that we have done with video. But yes, is the answer to your question. I sent stunt Danny to my other dentist to fool her so that she wouldn't feel betrayed, paid for all the services so that I could avoid betraying my long-time dentist, and I will never return. I was business. Wow.

You see the other side. Well, I mean, Stugat, if I tell you... You're sure than you used to be. Stugat, if I tell you, because I know you dread the dentist, I hate it. You're scared of the dentist as I assume most people are. I've got a guy for you, Dr. Bottleelotto and Phoenix and Scottsdale. Oh wow. Dr. B, the best. Okay. I mean, is unsurprised by what I am saying. You have been dealing with luxurious dentistry all of your life.

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God for me. It's your brother. I want you to do it. Little honker, huh? Doctor, ball bag and John house. Two human names. Doctor, Baroski. Here, put this one down.

We all have feed doctor. There's Dan. Here we go. All right. Hit it, guys. I'll be knocked. There's Danny, here we go. All right, hit it, guys. Okay.

Do you guys do sedation dentistry? No. Me neither. Do people do that? Yeah, they get knocked out and have all the dental work done. They wake up and it's all done. No, man. Like Dac, when he had his tattoo, he did sedation tattoo.

He was like out for like eight hours. Yeah, that's how you raise your mind. And they're like 17 people working on him. We started joking about it and he was like out for like eight hours. Yeah, it's a crazy amount of stress. They had like 17 people working on him. We started joking about it and I was like, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot can be knocked out the entire time, they would absolutely welcome that with trust. Dr. Ballback. That was a Nata Dr. Ballback.