The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 1: Domiñooooooo (feat. Domino & Jorge Sedano)

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

"Culpa de Fidel." It's time for the newest game show to test your Cuban knowledge: ¡Domiñooooooo! It's Papi and Dan against Tio Zas and Jorge Sedano in a battle of the Cubans before Dan tries to take away freedom from his own mother. That arrepentido. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So no matter what day of the week, Go's got you covered. Find out more at goadransit.com slash tickets. This is the Dan Levator show with the Stucats podcast. I do not mean to make excuses. I was raised by a tough and proud Cuban man, but I want to apologize to Diana Rusini for fundamentally stinking as a producer of the last segment. That's all.

My father is here. Well, I don't want to make excuses, but Sedano's here, my father's here, and Domino is here, and everything's moving too fast around here today. So I got Theo Zazlo. next to Sedano, and I'm here with my father and Greg Cody, and I've asked Metal Arc Media to make a game show. Game shows, man, the media's collapsed.

Hollywood's collapsed. It's the same four businesses that are running. Everything's collapsing around here. Game shows, those are cheap. Where's there a game show? And so Mike Ryan says, my hungry off's not good enough. I got a better idea. And so he produces whatever it is we're about to do here, which is, Mike, because I've never met Domino before.

but I want to tell the audience to support Domino's Saturday, January 17th at CCW's Rumble in the Jungle. He can get tickets, you can get tickets, at ccw tix.com. What are we doing right now? You think you're going to pull off a game show in 10 minutes? Well, you want to celebrate all things Cuban. So why don't we have a Cuban-themed game show? Devise two teams, the Lebitards versus Sedano and T.O. Zaz to find out, Who is Mosubano?

Okay, so, all right, so the game is, how Cuban are you, or who's more Cuban? Yeah, but it's got a catchy little name and some imaging. How Cuban? No, it's called Domino. Ni-No. Welcome and bienveninos to Domino, the game show that settles who is a real Cuban around here. Here's your host, former CCW South Eastern Heavyweight Champion, a cowboy. A tjuron, a champion, and current king of the territory, domino!

Oh, we're from the pile, my gente. Hey, I'm back. Oh, I'm sorry. You left out at the intro, okay, machete. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Acererer, frustrated, complicated. And here, oh, we're going to be how Cuban are you, okay? Okay? I got that part. Okay, here we go. Okay.

Here we'll be, de facto, who is a Cuban, repentio. All right, so I'm going to go first. My father and I are one team. Tio Zazz is formidable. He's got that look in his eyes. He looks like the guy Poppy and I beat a Domino Park that one day. Oh, that's right.

This is legitimate. These credentials are legitimate. Sedano and my father won a legitimate Gallo-Ocho Domino tournament in the streets. It was like 15 years ago. All right, so Poppy, the game is, Papi. The game is, poppy, is to find out how Cuban we are.

So first question, Domino. Here I go into your grandma's house. And you see an aluminum can, all right, an aluminum tin, blue. De Galletica, the cookies, the Royal Dance Cookies. What is stored? What is there in that aluminum thing? Oh, they put it. A, sewing supplies.

B, nothing boats. See, gaitica, some cookies. Ordi, a pilla, some batteries. Cookies, cookies. Always cookies. No, Dan.

Oh. Dad. Bobby? Dad. No, there's no. There's no cookies in there. No, no. The cookies are gone.

You already are. They're sewing supplies. A huge mistake. Domino, what is the right answer? The right answer. So, sewing supplies. See? Everyone knows.

You know. Bobby. Bobby. My money set up on the cookies, that's it. You guys are struggling already. So let me tell you, you do have something at your disposal. You can phone a friend at any point in this game, and we have a Cuban expert on the line that can help you out.

So just keep that in mind. We move on, Domino. Okay, the next. But, Papi, I thought that you were going to have to have that, bro. This is for us. Okay, look. The cookies, you always do they eat. All right.

I like I get a guy in hungry He wanted to be cookies Okay, the next Guy came in hungry He was like chowing on bagel Oh, attention, okay? Let's say, pardon, pardon, pardon, pardon

If someone says, Dale, what are they saying? Okay, Go quoting peak boom Is a three of a fight Or all of the above Oh, this one's easy,

you ready? Yeah, I'll just take it. D, all of the above? All above. Bobby, Come on a point? Yeah, they got... Okay, that's okay.

Okay, next time. Okay, they got the point. D'ale. So that's the sound that accompanies when you get it correct. What was the sound for getting... What was getting an incorrect? No. We got a new game show.

Manilark Media has a new cheap game show. Okay, let's go, la proxia. If you're a Cuban, de verda, and you're here in Miami, and somebody says, I'm five minutes away A Are they five minutes away B

Are they 10 minutes away C Half an hour D I haven't left yet Pappy no de la repuita Hold on a second Poppy You're confident here

Because I don't trust you anymore I'm hot to trust That's not a nice of my question Well I would have thought you got the first one Are you I don't want No I want to phone a friend I want to phone a friend Okay

Tell me what I'm Tony. Is Tony the friend? Oh, hey, Domino, you're a, you're a a cowo, dude. Oh, yeah, with the machete that I'm a chivaled, bro. You know, that you have the machete afil out of me.

And we're more pop-ilado here. What happened? What happened? Rapid Rambler. Wait, is it going to be him that answers it or Jeremy? He's going to give you his expertise.

He can decide to follow it. I want Tony. I don't want Jeremy. You got Tony. You got Tony. You got Tony. Amata me? Si, bruebe, if you're Cuban,

what does I, I'm five minutes away mean in Miami? Five minutes, ten minutes. No, don't even tell me, don't even tell me. I'm in the lucho, I'm not even left yet.

Dale, my man, are you going with that answer? I already got the points. Yes, yeah. It seems to be wrong. I said that I love for Chris Cody. It's like everybody's on cafe-cito. All right,

all right, maybe accelerated, frustrated, complicated, no, no see what's what's going to be okay. Okay,

number four, what is a signature set? of a Cuban baby Receen nascent. A. Tarku. B. A. Violeta. C. Baby powder.

Or D. Compota. What is the question? What is the signature scent of a Cuban baby? Uh-huh. A. Talco. B. A. Alabuileta.

C. Baby powder. Or D. D. Compota. All right. That one's a tough one, Zaz. I think we need to phone a friend here, Tio Zaz. All right. So who do we get? No. No.

Okay, so... No, come on. Are you serious? You guys are sandbagging us. I'm trying to do the translations in my head. And I don't know what Talco is. Oh, Jesus. I think the second one is violet water, but water doesn't smell like anything.

Obviously, baby powder makes sense. Compota, is that like the, like, raspberry compote they do on Great British baking show? This type... Compota, B, eh? I would say it's C, baby powder. Baby powder wasn't C anyway, right? It wasn't C anyway, right? See, that was one.

That was... Talco is one? Wait, is Talco and baby powder the same thing? Yes, you doofish. All right. What kind of Cuban are you? You can choose to follow his advice? This type,

look, the most arrepentio is that. The Indianan t-shirt is... Well, with the camisa, that's a clara'all. So what is your answer? You're sticking with baby powder? No.

No. We're going to go with Awah de Violetas. Oh, look at the... Giggling. My dad. Look at dad. Otobuto.

D'Ale! Now you know the answers to the questions. I couldn't answer, though. Not that one. You had your chance to answer. Yeah. La Proxia. Okay.

Fill in the blank. Whose fault is it? For culpa. De Gupta. Puppie. Of your papa? No. Pappy.

Then you answer. If I be. Fendido Fidel, Fidel is out of the equation. He died about 15 years ago. I need you guys to lock in the answer. You're not on the same page. What is the answer? What do you want to go with?

The father's fault? It's always your father's fault. That's what your mother is tell you. Bobby, always, Fulte de Fidel, what whatever is. Bobby, you're sorry? Bobby, you're a repenting? What is here? Bobby, how are we losing this game with you?

How are you the least Cuban? I forget about Fidel. We will never forget about Fidel. On your behalf, Nesedano, on your behalf, we'll never forget about Fidel out of love for you. What do you mean you forgot about Fidel?

I did. The guy died about 15 years ago. It's not the way that I expected it to go. Yeah, yeah. Well, we've clinched, basically. L'Auera. La Bruechima, I'm a little distraught because, you see, I've lost the accent now.

I was brooding for my fellow Cubans, and I don't know what's happening. I'm Cuban, bro. Etio here's too. Some, somewhat. No, the Tio's like more Cuban. Yonathan. I want to play.

With a Y. With a Y. I want to keep playing. Who would be more questions? Style points. We do. We do. Alrighty.

All righty, that's not very Cuban. Someone spills a drink on your floor. A coffeecito. I need the character there with the all righty. Keep K-Fave. You're a gym domino. K-Fave. All right.

Look, look, look. Look, look. I'm into a gaza. So, it's a coffee. Okay, it's a drink in the piece. So me caught

in the spaghetti, the pan Cubian sandwich, what's whatever a pesterito? Yeah. What are you

reaching for to clean? Pinesol? Fabuloso. Mistolin? Oh. Oh, wait, hold on.

Pinesol. I mean, it could either be Mistolin or Fabuloso. Isn't that pine saw? Winde? Bobby,

Bobby, I'm gonna go with Mistolin. Bobby, my dad's judging you now. What's the correct answer, Poppy? Fabuloso! That is correct. You know?

Wow. We're going to count that as a steel. Wait, what? Yeah, we're just making rules up. That's a seal. What was it? What was it? What's the answer?

Fabloso. It's fabuloso. Wow, the levittarred steel. I just made that rule up. I know. That's as close as I've ever felt to my father. Benazol, huh? Okay.

I mean, mitolini or fabuloso? That was a toss-up. It's close. Okay, here we go, the next one, for those that don't understand. Who said Elian Gonzalez in the world in the ocean? Oh, my God. Fill in the blank. Who rescaled to Elian?

Who rescaled? The Guardia Costa American. No? He went off the board. I'm going to go dolphins. The dolphins. Wait, wait. What's the official lebitard answer?

Lopi, the dolphins, no. The dolphins? Yeah, I don't know that. Yeah. Oh, Cuban Lord. Daly. Larry Zonka. What's the dolphins?

Bobby, how are you getting all of these questions wrong? How is it possible that you, the most Cuban among us, has forgotten Elian and Fidel? Oh, Elian. Yeah, I forgot about Elian. He must be a man by now. Yes. He's a communist. He's communista.

We got dolphins had saved them, but we would have accepted Donato Dow Rimple. Is this the last one? The last one. The last one. The grand finale. Okay? Here we go. What food item?

Will the Miami Hurricanes, okay? In the day of the national championship, at the tailgate, if not they put in the pils, what are going to eat, the Indian? Who shares that? What's your What we're going to eat? What we're going to reparting on the Lune?

Oh, Jesus. I know what it is. Say it. Pappy, do you know? Well, hold on. My father does not know and if you say it to my father's face. He's going to get disoriented,

offended, and not allow you to say it on the show. Papa, you think you know? Oh, I got it. I got it. But it's our question. No, but he's surely going to get it wrong. Yeah, that's the way this game's been going.

He's going to get it wrong. Croquettas, much croquettas. Wow, this is really disappointing for Bobby. Ready? What? Bobby, watch this. Just watch what he's about to say here, what Indiana is about to get, okay?

Bang! Pongopinga! Spang! Oh, God! Oh, Ponguea, Lune! And if he doesn't put in the pile, I'll be repartee, you know me. We won the Obey.

Good job. Even without Jeremy, sorry, Sazzo killed it. Yeah. But as the host of the show, look, the winners, always are the Cubano. Thank you for your time.

I will tell the people again, support the people who support us Saturday, January 17th, CCW's Rumble in the Jungle. You get tickets at CCW ticks.com. I want to play Domino again on Monday night during the live stream. Can we get him back here?

Yeah, he's working at Las Rosas. My father, really, I can't believe, Bobby. You were not more... Bobby, what did he? Cuban than that. Stage fright. It's been a while. Domino, you were great, pal.

Where did you go to school? I'm going to school. I was in class of old six, Christopher Columbus. Oh, wow. Another Columbus guy. Another one. Yeah, whatever. Whatever.

Sedano, Columbus is gloating right now. Now, listen. Sedano, you feel this as a lifelong. Thank you, Dominio. I'm a Pace high school, Opalaka to the core guy. It's okay. So we know what the private schools.

I went to the private school with like black people and like girls. You know, I mean, so that was. My head girls. Sedano. So we did it in Broward, but the private school Cubans in Miami, Columbus has been the most annoying. They never get to be this kind of best at everything. Never in Miami. Columbus doesn't get to be better than Northwestern at football. At basketball. They just had the Boozer twins for bad sake. Yes, this is never, this is never in the history of Miami happened where you've got

this absurdity at the top of this sport. Have you seen the arms race though? Belin's trying to keep up Yeah, with Columbus in basketball. Really? Interesting. They have a good team? My Pace High School was ahead of the curb because, you know, we were the first to have like, I don't know, all the races in the one school. Now everybody else has followed suit many years later. Well, Balaka will do that. Yeah.

Yeah. Bobby, I can't believe what happened to you in that game. Nobody can believe what an upset that was. Cody, what level of stunder you that my father among us that Dio Zaz, Diozaz, kicked Bobby's ass. I know. I think it's the seat. I saw on a miss a couple of times, that's all. You're the whiffer, buddy.

I'm the wiffer, that's right. Do you remember the wifer? So, yes, my father would call Jean-Carlo Stanton the whiffer when it was only the three of us on an elevator. But I will tell you a story from the other day that my father revealed to me that I was not aware of that he rekindled a really funny childhood memory, Poppy. What was the name of the double reverse with a pass? that we ran for your offense in the huddle. What would that play be called? The kuchy-kucci with the keys.

That's also incorrect. That's his play. That would have been quite a name. It's the hoochy-kucci with a kiss. What, like Charo? It is not the kucci-kucci with a kiss. I would never use you as a cultural appropriation to exploit your Cuban for my uses.

I would never do that. Zaslow, congratulations. on you and Sedano winning the game show. We're... Oye. Oye? Oh, yeah. Papi, Pankong pinga.

You missed that. What happened? Pank on timba. Bobby. Might have aged out of Domino. Pankong pinga. Oh, I thought that was. That was the difference between ping and timba.

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Don Levatard. All these high-paid analysts, I don't want to mention names, TNT, ESPM. You know, oh, yeah, they are dead. They're not going to make it, you know. Even if they win in, if they lose it in Miami. I need to calm you down. That's right. They lose in Miami.

They don't got a chance in Boston. Oh, they are going to have their ass. You know what? In Boston, you know. Stugats. They were wrong. Are they going to lose their job? No.

Are they going to get a cutting pay? No. What are they going to do? Keep predicting what is the obvious. They're going to say, oh, the Noggets are going to win. Oh, Denver, the altitude. And you know what? The hit are going to win at all.

This is the Dan Levatar show. with the Stugats. Theo Zaz, Theo Cody, I just had a genuine epiphany here. And I was stunned to see it happen because I have not articulated very well some of the vision we have here from Metal Arc Media,

but definitely cheap game shows are a way to go. And what I just saw morph in front of my eyes, and Tony, I don't mean this as sort of a, having a meeting about your employee over the last five years. But Domino is the Cuban I thought Tony was. And so, I mean, that is no insults. It's tough to hear. No, it's not that it's even tough to hear.

How about you play this, Chris? Play this one more time. The Packers win or the bears lose. How about that? Can Domino do that on the fly, Dan? Let me know. I don't know. You tell me.

Okay. You were saying? Go ahead. No, look, I don't even mean it. look, there's a spectrum of Cuban. This is not an insult. This is absolutely degrees of Cuban, and you can be more Cuban than Tony. It's hard, though.

It's difficult, but wrestling pants help. Wrestling pants do help. They do help. But also, you can see the different degrees, right? He's Hialeah Cuban. I'm Kendall Cuban. There's a hierarchy in how things go. Whoa, hierarchy.

Not saying that one's better than the other. It's just we talked a little bit differently. Generally, a hierarchy. A little bit differently. Well, I think Domino is the greatest of the Cubans beneath Mario Cristobal, the statue of Libertad and Revenga, but the problem we have here, and I saw in the studio, I saw in the room over there, my mother, and I really do,

Jeremy, please get to the bottom of this, because I believe this is a family betrayal, a school betrayal. I believe the most traitors of the Lepetard somehow is my mother, who is sitting here flatly saying that she's rooting for Fernando Mendoza in this game. He is the quarterback of Aweilas. I'm offended by this woman. I'm offended by her. This woman raised me.

This woman taught that man how to be a man. This woman offends me at my core when she believes Fernando Mendoza should beat the University of Miami. So we go now to Jeremy with my mother. What do you got, Jeremy? Dan is very, very frustrated with you for wanting to root for Fernando Mendoza.

I said, I said I didn't know. No, mommy. I don't listen to my heart. That's what I said. So why does your heart tell you to root for Fernando Mendoza over the University of Miami. Because the kind of a person that he is, the kind of a believer that he is,

how he's with his mom, and he's Cuban. Yeah, he's the Cuban kid, right? No, no, Mom. What about Mario? Mom, the coach of the hurricanes. That's not to be proud of. The coach of the hurricanes, mom, is more Cuban than he is.

He's here, except you. She says that he's more Cuban than everybody here except for Domino. Mario Cristobal is more Cuban than Fernando Mendoza. We dispute this. Dan says Mario Cristobald is more Cuban than Fernando Mendoza. It's the same. No, mommy. Mario played football with Fernando's father at Columbus High School.

No one that went to Columbus High School is no Cuban. That's true, Dan. You can't dispute that. I don't know that. You're not Cuban either. You're fake. You married a fake Cuban. We just saw it on the game show.

Domino. He says you married a fake Cuban. I married a fake Cuban. Wow, she was really discused. He was a Mets fan. Mom, he's a Mets fan. All right. All right.

Thank you, Jeremy. I am offended. I'm not kidding you. Like, what's my mother doing? This is, this time is... From all sides to you today, Dan. I tried telling you, that generation loves Mendoza. Mm-hmm.

This is very much a town divided. It's a get... But you, normally, you don't get the University of Miami is us against the world, and it's even divided among Miami Cubans. Like, what is it? is that? You're telling Miami's getting into the game as the giant underdog. And also, it's not just us against the world and nobody believed in us, but also the Cuban community is divided on which team to root for because we actually care about baseball. There's been little,

little, little effort about that. By Monday, you're going to think the game was invented in Havana. On my way out, she said, I came to this country for freedom. Dan's not going to take that away from me. Wait till they find out that the football has made a pigskin. Gas bag, my mother. I got it all from her. Why are you trying to take freedom away from your mother? Look, man, I don't know during these difficult times if you guys have had your families divided by political strife and Cubans not being the same and Cubans not thinking the same. But my mother and I right now? Not friends.

Oh, no. Excommunicado. My mother, my mother has betrayed me publicly and privately with even saying that her heart whiffs another direction because he's a good Cuban boy. who believes in God. I don't want to say bleep off, mom, but we've got a problem now. And I'm sorry I have to say it publicly in front of everybody. The best part is she's not even listening to you, right? She's talking to Domino. She's talking to Domino. She's talking to Domino. You better be careful because it goes Mendoza and then Domino.

All right. She is infatuated. Yeah, because that's right. Because you got to be publicly humble and you've got to thank God. You can't wear wrestling pants and have a ponytail. I want to give all the glory to God. Like, no, if... She looks like she's feeling it. No, if Domino were exactly like Fernando Mendoza, she would not like him, he would be too rebellious. Then Christobal would be the good Cuban boy.

Bobby better lay down some wall. Did my father sound sane to you in the last segment? No, no. It's been a weird show. Zaz has said three words since he slipped up. He's just gritty putting a cigar because it's like, well, at least this is working. Let's just agap it. So Zaz, Zazlo, you have been a tremendous.

blessing over the last six months for being... Hold it in. I'm not used to you losing your confidence during the show because, because, again, you had the best analysis that I've heard anywhere about the accurate ending to the Packers' Bears game. The Packers winner, the Bears lose. Bears lose. Hold out there. May that live in eternity.

Greg Cody, I have never seen you so happy. I've never... I mean, a two-time... champion broadcasters stumbling like that, how often do you get to witness that kind of just the opposite of eloquence? It's crazy. And by the way, how did you and Poppy not get fabuloso? That's the only answer I actually knew. No, but I knew that. I thought I got that right. And my father? Pappy thinking the cookies were still in the tin jar. That's sad. Sad, I didn't like that. That's disappointing. Yeah, for the record, Greg, Sedano and Zaz missed that one. And the

Levitards were there for the steel, which we learned altogether was a part of the game. Okay. My mother just accused me of not being Cuban, but I believe that I represented my family well and was undermined by trying to take advantage of what appears to be an old man's senility. My father not... What should do every Tuesday anyways? My jism. Well, no, but my father not understanding pancompinga and forgetting Fidel.

Come on. By the way, we would have accepted a lot of answers. Harold. Kennedy, Clinton, the Democratic, the Newsplex and Rick Sanchez. We would have gotten anybody. Do you understand? My father forgot Fidel and Alian. Like, that's textbook dementia right on the realm of Trump's, which we should also talk about with my family.

See where that goes. No, we're good. Let's bring them in. Got a couple questions for Mommy. Patriots. Think of themselves as more American than Cuban, and it's one of the reasons. reasons. Like I am really... We must have Greenland. We must.

I am so grateful. And Cuba, too. For the stupidity of this game because they've lured in an old woman who wants to check out the Indiana cornerbag. It's like, how the hell do we get here? And Colombia. Once we evack Andy Slater. When I walked up, she was playing an Instagram video that was just Indiana fans watching Fernando Mendoza highlights

to Fernando by Abba. Yes, she played that for me as well. Look, man, are you guys not amused by if you want a beautiful syrupy with harp's storyline? And I'm sure ESPN is going to give it to you this week. And everyone else from Columbus High of what an unbelievable underdog story. The Cuban quarterback is best in the land. And now he comes to slay Miami with a victory that will make him an all-timer, undefeated season more games than anyone played.

Best player in the sport. and also eight touchdowns and five in completions when it's mattered, 85% passing completion rate in three touchdowns and six games. No college quarterback has done that this century, no pro quarterback has done that this century. That's coming to represent Miami. How do I make the story more Cuban than it is? I say this genuinely to... I think we've done a good job.

You're looking to make it more Cuban? Don Lebertard. To us, residents? Oh, wow. That's pretty good. You think I haven't been practicing? Stugats. Oh, oh.

I didn't realize we had a substitute complicated legacy. Brought you by headquarters Toyota, huh? 441 in Powerline Road. Second out of nine. This is the Dan LeBatar show with a Stugats. We are the epicenter, Dan. There is nobody more Cuban than what we've done last two days. Maybe Mendoza's brother transfers to us.

Look at me. The point I guess I'm making on Mendoza, you do understand that he, He is going to become the myth avatar symbol for the American dream told through Cuba, representing freedom in Miami to be the best player in college football. It's going to be all harps, all strings, all beautiful. I can root for this kid. He's humble and he thanks God. And then violence.

Never even to talk about him again after the Keynes take that ass. Are you, by the way, is ESPN having you do anything after what they just heard from you right now? I need to call somebody. Who's your supervisor? We got him in a rhythm. We dumped it into him in the post. He said, took that ass and now you're trying to, like, that's unfair. No, I'm just asking.

Tony, we threw him a little check down in the flash. I sent a double team. He's a weather spoon working in the post. I sent a double team to him. You're mad because Domino is more Cuban than you. How about we bring Domino in here and then we both are here? How about that? Domino's also more Cuban than me.

No, that's obvious. I don't want to say anything. Look, you guys continue to offend me here by putting him in Jeremy's camp. No, no, no, no. Look, I'm here for the jury. But Mike, okay, wait a minute. I've never seen Mike as man as when they called him an Arepentino. That's as angry as has ever seen Mike.

We had Mike in the middle of the Vendai. And he's pleased with himself because he's doing his victory lap. Okay, I'll take all manner of else around here, including carrying around my delirious father. He doesn't know what Pancom Pinge is, but the loss I will not take is Arepentido. And he learned it from me, Dan. He learned it from me. Mike Ryan's never been as more offended as when I called him Arepentido. He said, don't say that to me anymore.

Don't you dare. I'm in exile. Well, my dad was. You were raised by Bird Bowl. Yes, I was. You were raised by that strip shop across the street. We used to be a laser duck, please. I can't believe that a sex shop is still functioning in 20206.

Don't we do all that by Amazon now? It's like half costume shop. Yeah. It was. It was majority of costumes in there. It lost my, I failed to mention yesterday that the idea of an adult bookstore seems like just, it seems wildly outdated. Ironically, looking like a member of Pussy Riot. Again, that's not a sexual thing. But how do they're just saying, how do those stay in business?

I thought Amazon is putting all of that out of business because you could just order whatever you want online. Well, they seem to have found a different niche costumes. I mean, I know you perked up. They were 50% off too, by the way. You guys are not surprised. The industry's hurting, no? You guys think that the adult sex.

No, they're killing it. There's a couple. There's a couple tent pulls around Miami. You know the one on US one a little bit further down by the brains where on USA. He used to be in a weird building. There's one there. I grew up by that one, that's how I know. You got play things.

There's a couple of ones that are out there. But again, it's, it's, sometimes people like to go and see and feel what they're, what they're looking at. Like Asa Little Thrucos looks like that place. It's just a costume shop on Cayaocho. I've been there. It's not a second. No, but it's old costumes from, look, those are costumes that have been returned for. And gags.

Those are costumes that have been returned for 50 years. Yeah, fair. I did a Tony tonight there, and it was great. We had one guy who was like a magician in the back, like an old Cuban guy. was like a magician, he had one of those like shocker things to give a handshake to, and he got Lewis and Lewis got fried. How funny is this? Look at all the fun we're having around a national title game that Miami is playing. I mean, this is great, isn't it? This is a dream come true. It's literally a dream come true. I never thought it would happen to us again. This is great, man. There's so much fun. I'm just so happy.

Ear to ear smile. Video, can you please put up in the other room somebody who's just arrived to see if we can take some of the smile off of Mike Ryan's face, not Domino. not my father, not my mother. I was told that Billy Corbyn has arrived. Billy Corbyn wants to get and deserves to be near this Miami Hurricane Flame as the biggest historian in the history of the UM program. I've been told that by oh, there he is. Billy Corbin is here. He's a rock on tour.

Sabatour. That guy sucks. Hey, what's up? Go fuck yourself, Billy. All right, there it is. It started all. Okay. Okay. Suck it from the back, dog.

Whoa, wait. Oh, no. Now you went. They had that two. They had that at plate things too. A little Tennessee twister. Power penalty. Personal power.

White the visual. And foul. Come on. Out of here. Cody doesn't like Billy Corbin either. No, I mean, he's been critical of me. And, you know, I don't respect anyone who doesn't respect. me, you know, you've got to play it even.

So Billy Corbyn is here now. Zaz, how do you feel about Billy Corbin? The only thing I think of when I think of Billy Corbin, very few better things are made by anyone in the history of Miami artistically. Cocaine Cowboys and the U as movies. He's a great artist and he fights for the right thing. I'm fine with Billy. I grew up with his little brother.

Good family. I like Billy. Okay. This guy sucks, dude. That sucks today. This is Dan's happy place. Hold on a minute. A bunch of people I can pin up against each time.

Hold on a minute. Billy Corbin is our people. Thank you, Jeremy. Where does he fall on the Bendizer? Are people or our people? Our people are people? Not our people. He's not Columbus, Billy Corbin, not Columbus.

Are people? That side of my family. I don't like him saying that. I didn't say. He said those people. He pointed at me and says those people. Run it back, find the tape. People or people?

What did you say? People or people? He said those people. That side of my family doesn't like Billy Corbin. The other side of my family, love Billy Corbyn. He's a mensch. So I am looking forward to wherever we end up here. Billy Corbyn is here to celebrate University of Miami's success.

I want to apologize that we're pushing on the throttle this hard Tuesday. It's very early. We're building up to a live stream, the national championship game, the most Cuban game ever played on Monday night. We are going to throw a party around here that I'm looking forward to. Roy, why are you shaking your head known? What are you apologizing for? They're the national championships of the University of Miami.

Thank you. Let's go. Voice of reason. Honorary Cuban. I just gave it to a woman. No, because Mike Ryan says, this show's not seen as pro-Miamy, and I know how I alienate the national audience. Oh, my God, we're on Tuesday. The audience wants us to talk about another thing.

What gets taxes and O's? The audience wants us to, wait a minute, the audience would like for us to lose. You do understand that, right? You can't be what Mike Ryan has been the last three years and the last three months and the last three weeks and the last three days and the last three minutes. without pissing off the entire fan base of college football, because really Miami thinks it's all that, and it's represented by this arrogant gas bag taking a victory lap on. I told you Texas A&M wasn't that good.

I told you we drag Ohio State. I told you, Ole Miss, wouldn't matter Lane Kiffin or not. I told you, I told you, make Miami an underdog at your own risk. 9.5.0.5. Underdog against the defending champions. All right, bleep off, Ryan Day. It's going to feel like Michigan on you because it's just going to be out physical. and now Miami's here at the top, playing for the biggest game.

Biggest game in 20 years. Biggest game in 20 years. Biggest game in 20 years. We're going to have to get him hammered. You're going to have to get my father. I want you to get my... I had a hammer. I'd swing it in the morning.

I'd swing it in the evening. Oh, and if I had a hammer. Thank you. You know what? You're right. The rest of the country is rooting Fernando Mendoza and the uprising of down-trod Indiana is the feel-good story here. We're not having that in South Florida,

but for the rest of the country, that's the feel-good story. One of many reasons. Chris Cuddy, what are you exhorting your father to do right now? My boy cook right now. Keep going. No, what I wanted from him was the rest of if I had a hammer, but he started running out of breath, got scared, stared at his cigar. I had a hammer.

And if I had a yammer is what you should be saying. Yes, well, I'd play on words. I get that rhyme going. Well done. Look at you. Playing with it. And the words, too. What's going on?

Mike's giving them the business right now, which I like. What's going on with your catchphrases in the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody? A big one, Dan. We were on 48 and 47, and he's counting down two a week for the rest of time. Now I say, I will say, Dad, I think we only give one away. No, give them both to us. Send him over to go find out the other one. Last week we got, can I get a click, click, click, and it caught on.

Where's my click, click, is how it goes. There's my click, click. I saw multiple tweets of people that have started doing that with their kids in the last week. It's good. It needs to be a T-shirt. You made it a rap, Dan. I'm sorry, I did that. And what is now 48?

50 of the greatest catchphrases of all time by Greg Cody, a historical catchphrase guy. Zazzo, you have been great just staring around and looking around with the cigar. You have been killing it for 90 minutes. selling the bit visually, and I thank you for staying in the game. And fighting to the bitter end, even though you are remains of confidence right now. I salute you. So, Dad, number 48. Number 48 is a butterflying gap.

That's a classic. Yeah, thank you. Properly rated. That's what he says to my brother whenever he drops a ping pong ball. And that's the one that's seguated into a song. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bba-bba-bba-bba-bba-bba-b-bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb. Thank you.

Right now, Billy Corby-Boh. That's why I've always hated him. Okay. You're piercing.